finally have a girlfriend

finally have a girlfriend

she's unironically great

but she doesn't have big tits like in all the porn I've been watching for over a decade now

tfw you still kinda long for a big tit gf and kinda feel dissatisfied

Anyone else know this feel or something similar?

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nobody can blame you for physical attraction but it behooves you to examine the source of this preference.

Boob brain

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have you considered dating a fat bitch or prostitute with boltons instead of a real natural woman then

BIG TITS is the most important aspect of a potential GF.

My ex had floppy deflated looking tits. It really fucked our relationship in the long run. I loved her. The problem was that she did not excite me sexually. I never said this to her. I let her be the one to break it off with me. It broke my heart to pretend her boobs turned me on.

only girl i've been with didn't have big tits. like, i could squeeze them for days but i wonder what its like with big porn tits. tits are just smaller irl but bigger once you actually hold them

mines too self conscious to ever remove her bra ffs and barely has sex with me despite me being Anon Babble af and /handsome/, noticed a girl looking at me irl the other day and its like, why cant the gf show this level of interest :(

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hate to break it to you, but you're gonna break up with her. I had a dozen gfs and dumped them all, they were all flat. Now I'm married with kids and my wife has double D's. I know, I know, you're gonna say I'm a shallow retard for choosing women based on tit size, but, whatever, I don't care. I still fuck my wife 3x/week and she gives me a tit sucking hand job another 1-2 times per week. I can't get enough of her tits. I'll never divorce her. I don't even look at porn anymore, I save my loads for her.

No. Fake post made by a femoid who don't understand how men think

Some whores are like this with dick size.

be me

date a girl

she has an eating disorder

doesn't tell me

goes 24+ hours without eating

while we're out, will very obviously pretend she got a call from her mom and has to go

don't call her out on it bc curious

find out she's been going to fast food places to binge

break up with her for unrelated reasons a few months later

check on her Instagram out of boredom

she's dating a guy from a few towns over

clearly put the weight back on

it all went to her tits and ass

give up on dating for three years because of seething chud rage over this very stupid thing

That is fair though.

retarded attention bait post made by some foid do not engage

this, desu I cant blame them, you like what you like, although I know that because my dick is very average I cant exactly be massively picky. Done nofap for a week, hoping I can unfuck my brain slightly if I keep up with it, need a nsfw blocker though so I can filter pics like OP's but no one so far has an answer because the old one I used to use doesn't exist anymore

tit sucking hand job

explain

nope I prefer small boobs so either way i cant lose

>clearly put the weight back on

>it all went to her tits and ass

>give up on dating for three years because of seething chud rage over this very stupid thing

i would have lost my shit as well. just the concept and being piled on as the kind of shit that seems to always happen to me

what is there to explain? It's exactly what it sounds like. She lays beside me in bed and I suck on her tit like a baby while she tugs me into heaven.

all i want is a gf with tits like this.... or bigger

How's the rest of her body and face?

with tits like that who cares about the rest of her? lmao

tit sucking hand job

Top tier is when she's lactating and uses the milk as lube.

Why does it behoove me? I'm not part of your feminist club.

No. I can't relate because I am not a coomer.

Just get her pregnant, her boobs will permanently increase 1-2 cup sizes.

because pornbrain is unequivocally bad, faggot.

r9k 2018

jesus christ I'm on the verge of offing myself please just the slightest affection from any biological female I dont care about looks or anything I just want to be loved, I've loved 24 years without ever having attention from the opposite sex

r9k 2025

lmao I dumped my gf because her tits didn't look like the porn I've burned into my brain since childhood. Whoops, muh dik wants what it wants!

It was already pretty close to this in 2018

One thing I've come to realize is this board is just a zoo for a small population actual fuckups watched by a majority of normgroid tourists like OP and co who taunt and humblebrag behind the glass

needing lube

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Get her pregnant and she will grow bigger tits.

Small tits are better than big tits. Heres my gfs tits

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show her pussy and ass
does she shave? does she do anal? does she swallow cum and piss? how often do u fuck? do u eat her out? how quick does she cum?

those are the middle ground between truly big and truly small. small is like a or lighter b cup. Those look like big b cup to regular c cup.

Yes she shaves. she doesnt prefer anal but lets me if I want. she does swallow cum not piss. at least once a week, sometimes I do but not nearly as often as she blows me. she cums faster than me usually

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Her pussy too

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It does suck to not feel big tits at least once in your life, but if you like this girl then it's not worth it to ruin your relationship over a pair of boobs. I would recommend just getting her pregnant and letting the hormones do their thing, maybe even supplementing them if she's down for that. She'll have big boobs in no time.

how did you meet? where's she from? got any vids of her?

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wait until you find out 2018 r9k never existed and it was always 2025 r9k. nobody wants to date a 700 pound obese black girl with 20 STDs. it was never about that. half these guys want 10/10 egirls and the other half 7/10 girls they think are mid.

It does suck to not feel big tits at least once in your life

this is probably how women feel about bick dick

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You'll never be completely satisfied, that's just life. Be happy with what you have; you'll miss her when she's gone. Try your best to keep her.

Normalniggers need to be lynched, it's never enough for you jews

Have current gf with comically large tits for her tiny little frame

Constantly secretly long for the regal beauty of my ex's B-at-most cups

Real town-mouse and city-mouse situation we got here, Anon

Love my wife, but I wish she was Japanese instead of Filipino sometimes, even though she's gorgeous and rarely clocked as filp.
At the end of the day love is a choice, I bet she wishes I wasn't a lolicon, but we make it work with love and understanding.
You can focus on the things you don't have or you can focus in what you do. There is no perfect partner you out there anon, that's the final blackpill

We met through some mutual friends in college. She mentioned she played stellaris and I did too so we played together. We get along super well so after 2-3 years we were basically best friends. She was a self proclaimed lesbian and when I met her she had recently broken up with her ex gf. We use to talk a lot about girls we found cute/hot and so on

Around 3 years into knowing each other I got a gf so my time with her lowered a lot. She got lonley I guess and one day out of the blue told me she loved me. I broke up with my gf basically the same day.

Sadly have no videos. Lucky I even convinced her to send the nudes she did. Shes very very careful about that kinda stuff and would kill me if I had my phone out during sex.

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