I am a 30 year old man child. Ask me anything

Hi, it's you, me!

What Pokemon games have you played?

I think gen 2 through to 5. I like collecting things so the games placate that somewhat, but I actually don't like them a lot and think they're pretty tedious. The only game I finished was ruby and maybe leaf green, both when I was a kid, I don't remember. I never had a level 100 pokemon.

Are you getting the switch 2?

I am a pc gamer, so no. I generally don't have much interest in consoles.

How often do you socialise? Do you try to keep up and message first?

As little as I can, and it's a real problem. I actively avoid any relationships I manage to acquire through chance just by having to deal with society and work here and there. I somehow still have one or two friends which occasionally ask me to go out and stuff, I never want to do it and I ghost them a lot, which is very bad of me, but social interactions drain me like nothing else.

What music do you listen to?

I like classical a lot, osts from games or movies (like nier automata or studio ghibli), and a few other stuff like chiptune and stuff like that. I always listen to the same songs over and over, so I don't know that many.

Have you kept up with health? I've been trying to but it really feels like an uphill climb.

No, my health is very bad. I barely eat, and I suspect I am killing myself slowly because of this. My house is very dusty and I have allergies, so breathing is also not too easy. Sometimes I manage to get a really good day, but everything just gets a little harder every time, and never easier.

Have you left your parents house?

Yes, but I am living in a house near them and I don't pay rent, so it probably doesn't count. They still help me here and there. I left when I was 28, so two years ago. I do feel stuck in here however. My current job doesn't pay well enough to leave, but I also don't seem to have the courage to deal with the social overhead of looking for a new one.

Wish you luck!

I don't *do* things *to* things.

So if I lie down will I just grow up? Feels like I'd die, if anything.

Try lying down then. Lets see how that goes. Why dont you also stop posting while you are at it

Sir, I am at work, I don't think mr. Shekelstein would find it very amusing if I were to just lie down.

You wont. Your life isnt dictated by you. Pretty sure most people's life is like this. You are a manchild because you dont have the same oppurtunities to be responsible like previous generations of men had. Its not up to you. Its all because of society

Well I don't think that's the case because when I do throw myself off the deepend I fail, even though there is plenty of opportunity to take responsibility. For instance, I am alone, and I cannot take the responsibility of eating properly. I think I'm just a general failure. Probably underdeveloped frontal lobe due to led exposure when I was little.

I don't have any more pikachu pictures

You eat what you can afford

What?

:(

(I had one more)

no. i am a 32 year old man child
YOU will ask ME anything

Right! I do have a question for you, uh... lets see...

If you were on an image board and you found a thread from a 30 year old man child asking you to ask him anything, what would you ask him?

What's the largest age gap you've had in a sexual relationship?

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I cannot answer the question because I have never been in a sexual / romantic relationship.

Anon absolutely destroyed you *kneels*

What would it be hypothetically?

i would ask him to ask me a question, since i am his elder

Thanks for answering my questions anon.

From your answers you seem like a chill guy, and I can relate to a lot of what you say.

I'm not super into Pokemon in the sense of the games, and new stuff coming out. But it was a part of my childhood and the cute characters give me comfort. But on the other hand, it's a bit hard to mix in with pokemon fans because they are just so much more knowledgeable than me.

Game/Movie OSTs also bring me comfort, what's your fav soundtracks? Mine are Descent, Parodius, Silver Surfer & Mario Sunshine.

shitting or pissing? why?

cumming or farting? why?

raping or gaping? why?

rank the game genres in order of your preference, with 1st being most preferred: rpg, rts, fps, idle

How do your coworkers treat you?
Your family?
Your friends if you have any?
Are you gay or something non-straight (honest question)?
Do you feel any shame for your condition or any obligation to change it?
Favorite pokemon?
What sort of job do you work, is it skilled labor?
How'd you afford a house?

Please answer as many as you feel. I'm a manchild too.

favorite pokemon?
favorite pokemon game?
favorite pokemon season?
favorite pokemon rom hack?
favorite pokemon mainstream ripoff (eg digimon)?
favorite pokemon indie ripoff (eg palworld)?
favorite pokeball?
favorite color (of pokemon)?
favorite pokemon to eat if you could eat one?
favorite pokemon to have as a pet if you could have one?
favorite pokemon to be if you could be one?
favorite pokemon character from the first season?
favorite team rocket member?
favorite pokemon town?
favorite utility item to use in pokemon games?
favorite team to play with in pokemon games?

What do you collect?

If you mean if I hypothetically got to be in a relationship with someone of my prefered age, I'd say no more than 5 and no less than 5. I don't think I would have much common ground with the person beyond that, and that would affect my enjoyment of the relationship.

Right, favourite sound tracks, lets see
- The modern nier games, top 1. I even got the score book for nier automata!
- Pokemon is pretty good
- Minecraft
- The sims 1 (even though I typically dislike jazz)
- Final fantasy in general
There are others too but these are the ones I like a lot.

shitting or pissing? why?

I think pissing. Pooping is great, but pissing is a little faster, and also pooping can hurt sometimes if you're constipated.

cumming or farting? why?

I think probably farting. I just don't like cumming much.

raping or gaping? why?

I'm not sure what gaping is, but I would never hurt anyone, so definitely not raping.

rts > rpg > fps >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> idle
I don't play idle games sorry.

How do your coworkers treat you?

Nicely. It's a little hard to be taken seriously sometimes, but the people who typically work with me do.

Your family?

Like a child. It's not malicious, but it hurts. Maybe its general though, I guess some people will always treat their kids like children. I don't think its good for my mental health, so I'd love to move really far away if I had money.

Your friends if you have any?

Normally, but I don't have many. They invite me to go out a lot.

Are you gay or something non-straight (honest question)?

No, completely straight.

Do you feel any shame for your condition or any obligation to change it?

Yes. I feel like a failure in every way and its distressing. I have things that I'd like to pursue, and my health is failing. Every day is a little worst, and I just feel like there's no light.

Favorite pokemon?

Maybe bulbasaur.

What sort of job do you work, is it skilled labor?

Yes, but unfortunately I dropped out of university. It's programming work.

How'd you afford a house?

I would have to find a new job for that. There's no way I could in my current situation.

I'm a manchild too.

I wish you good luck!

Thank you anon, good luck to you too.
I'm honestly starting to think I have a mental defect or something.
I'm a programmer too but lost my job of five years about half a year ago.

should I buy gold anon?

how do i avoid ending up like you? i dont know what the fuck to do anymore

favorite pokemon?

Bulbasaur

favorite pokemon game?

Probably Soul Silver. I like gen 2 a lot, and I like the special / phy split. I remember really enjoying the blue color in the gameboy color.

favorite pokemon season?

Not sure, don't watch the show really.

favorite pokemon rom hack?

Not sure either, but I love those rom hacks that add every pokemon to the game. There was even one for emerald where they even added the phy / special split too! But I can't recall the name right now.

favorite pokemon mainstream ripoff (eg digimon)?

Probably digimon if you count that. I used to see it as a pokemon bootleg, but now I actually think it's pretty cool.

favorite pokeball?

I think I really like the look of the great ball. But I also really like all the special pokeballs that I never used, like the net ball, and stuff like that. I think stuff like that is really cool in theory.

favorite color (of pokemon)?

I think blue.

favorite pokemon to eat if you could eat one?

That's a hard one. I think Lapras looks kinda tasty.

favorite pokemon to have as a pet if you could have one?

Gardevoir

favorite pokemon to be if you could be one?

Maybe nidoking

favorite pokemon character from the first season?

Brock was cool and funny, so I guess him. I remember thinking misty was weird.

favorite team rocket member?

I only know Jesse and James, so I'd have to go Jessie

favorite pokemon town?

Not sure, maybe Fortree city. The concept is kinda neat, even if I didn't love the layout.

favorite utility item to use in pokemon games?

I am one of those people who never used items because I "might need them later." So pokeball, lol.

favorite team to play with in pokemon games?

Its been very long since I played, I can't really answer this one.

Regrets.

me too. My problem is (well apart from all of the autism, the mental illness, and everything else), I never even really got to have the childhood I wanted, or the teenage years or young adulthood. So I feel ambivalent about the idea of being a "real adult" until I've had my needs fulfilled, which probably isn't ever going to happen, so the can just gets kicked further down the road.

I'm not sure, I don't know anything about money or any of that stuff.

I think main thing is to avoid stagnating when it's still manageable. Put yourself through different situations and value friendships. Having support groups is really important I think.

What (originally) happened? (original)

Which gen 1 starter did you choose?

I always choose bulbasaur. What about you?

I just got let go in a chain of layoffs.
I didn't do anything wrong in particular.
But I haven't searched for a job since then because it really stresed me out and I was stressing myself into the grave.
People don't treat me that well at work when I went into the office.
But when I was work from home, people liked me more.