/britfeel/

Why even come here at all if stuff like that bothers you?

Corrrrr
WFH, ez work, shorter shift
Listening to my vidya tunes
It not that bad.

Need a television distance update and a humidity update ASAP!

Would you say you are good at sex?

I filter them lad and the gimmick and spam words and phrases. Leave the 2 or 3 babby men to play dollies and drama.

thats Yanklass gone for good then

Nunnaya bizness.

It's quite noticeable when I'm inconsistent with my antidepressant, it can throw me off for a few days

I think these drugs are more powerful than people think

I want to get off them but I think I think I'll have to properly commit to it because I will inevitably have withdrawal symptoms such as irritability.

Chika would make Ebin cum within minutes

Pure miss that little Yanklass nikka like you wouldn't believe!

The express train doesn't stop at Edinburgh Park. It's on a different line.

had a dream that ebin uploaded a new video and it got 270,000 views

That'll happen if he keeps at it. He'll become a cult hero on both sides of the atlantic.

why are they turning 3G off when you can only get 3G signal in some parts of the country?

hey yanklass, nothing wrong with being a creepy stalker. come back.

Who else will DVDlad discuss musicals with?

i dont believe in anti depressants

they do work, but in some extremely off target way that has nothing to do with making your serotonin higher. which is why for some ppl it does nothing or makes them feel worse.

fucking anti histamines could be a better anti depressant than most antidepressants.

remember doctors dont really care about your health

Never understood why Ebin fancies chika. I can't even detect chikas posts half of the time

Shagging Chika? It might be for you but it's not for me

Sinister? I'm not left handed de lid, or maybe I am? Don't matter much to you now lid. It's time for the bi-hourly jab. It lunchtime and there's a lovely buffet with all the snacks you wrote about. Barbeque flavoured pork pies, devilled eggs with sriracha, spicy Korean style boneless wings, coleslaw, crispy buns, lettuce, sliced tomato - its a Spackapalooza isn't it?
Gwarn lid, wake up; you don't remember do you lid..? It's okay if your memory is fuzzy. Perhaps you'd like to indulge in one of the several classic nineteenth century films? We've many in our DVD room. It better than watching your Youtube fancies isn't it my lid? Some barley squash for you my leed.

Took a walk to clear my mind, natures beauty soothes my troubled heart. Tired of being alone within and without, but the love of another will give me no reprieve from the twisting passages of my inner world.

Had a nice early morning McLivery today. Got more coming later too. Never seen The Misfits hope it's as good as people say. Nice mediabook edition but has a bit of a dent.

Ok, dossing over, need a shower then head out into the IRL. Back to dossing in teh morning.

You're making me nervous, lid. T-these places don't r-r-really exist do they? I treat my Apu like a queen I p-promise.

Fucking Hell. Starmer really wants to send us all to war don't he?

Looks nice, desu. Bet it was good being out there.

Too many white males still in the country x

It was, the Surrey Hills aren't the best natural space in Britain, but they are I think the comfiest.

If they try to draft me, I'll do something drastic. Front page news. Pray they never try.

Get the NEETs on the frontlines

I'd go desu, why not? Something to do innit better than being bored and depressed stuck indoors, no?

They won't lad. I dunno why everyone here jumps to the idea of being drafted as soon as there's something about the army in the news.

If you're enjoying yourself at that moment, then they are the best spaces. Better than city life, IMO.

Indians invading the UK en masse thanks to Rishi :)

Corrrr garn see the horsies I reckon.
Lush weather.

I love her more than I can bare, she's pulling away and it hurts so much that I feel like severing it entirely to stop the pain.

Ur right it sounds weird,is edinb parks line the one that stops at caldercruix n a million other weird wee places sum id never heard of before. Its from the lower bit in queen st or used to be. Ave not been in a few yrs but id like to but ave got no reason to.x nd it was already like 20 quid nearly 10 years ago. Bus pass dont work on trains.

got out into a bit of nature myself over the weekend and it was lush x

Decided on a pipe and a choon before teh shower. Might even have a lil chair boogie while I'm at it. Can't fanny around too much tho.
I have some shit going on in my life, but at times I get a wave of WAGMI.

youtube.com/watch?v=XEG3TsHLKNk

Followed chat gpts instructions to fix a sound problem on my laptop, linux so i cant be fucked fixing it over the next hour as i wasn't really paying attention.
Bricked my install.
Tha'll teach me.
Charging lappy to do a fresh install of 24.04LTS
Thing is i remember 6 months ago doing something to switch off the sound semi-permanently but i can't remember what that was either.
Only thing annoying is that i'd spent several hours yesterday installing and eventually having to build from source two problematic programs.

In other news my amazon basics tripod arrived, funny latches on the legs to extend it fully, who would have thought!
Waiting for the battery to charge now.

Orb spotted

literally never had any of these problems with windows

Yeah the low level queen street line. Takes fucking hours. Stops at every god forsaken central belt outpost. All of those towns seem depressing as fuck btw, other than Linlithgow. Which happens to be the one that is actually on the express line.

They are pretty shit so I want to get off them but I have things to do this week so I won't stop them just yet

I'm pretty sure I will get withdrawal symptoms like irritability if I stop the meds so I need to pick the right time to deal with those effects

It wasn't linux fault, i caused the problem, chatgpt fucked me trying to fix it.
I'm sure chatgpt has fucked peoples windows installs plenty.

Get the bints bricklaying

Ruth's bf looks like he is on minimum wage.

3G was causing too many unwanted side effects. The effect on the amygdala would overwork on some people and make them angry at replacement migration rather than placid or even happy about it like 5G will do.

seasidemark getting exploded by a drone bomb in 2026

Stop having boomer mindset. The country isn't even remotely close to being able to prosecute a war.

SSM will be serving on the homefront. He'll be fighting on the beaches and the benches.

His parents probably never even took him on holidays outside the country. I hope he isn't just using her to get his countersignature then dumping her after two years. She doesn't deserve that even if she is a nasty fucking cow.

Ya from ignorance am still in the habit of imagining everywhere in that direction as posh but when you look it up a lot of those places are shiteholes. I thought armadale I knew bc we went to a shopping centre in livingston when I was wee that sounded like that but its called Almondvale now i investigated.x

imagine are mark next to you in a trench, watching your back, going down together

honestly not a bad way to go

This is the type of insane thought that could only come out of your head.

Imagine Mark turning to you before you get the order to charge into the Russian machine gunners

War is hell. But at least I got to fight alongside you. We're brothers in arms de lad.

Then you climb out of the trenches and you're both instantly blown to pieces

Lenzie rly is posh though

I went to school in Kirkintilloch and there were a few posh kids who lived in Lenzie. Obviously not properly posh otherwise they'd have gone to private school in town, but posher than me for sure.

Do people still use Chromebooks? The Lenovo one I had was the worst laptop I ever bought. WiFi chip was fucked within a few months.

Kirky feels kinda posh to me not full on but its pleasant to walk about i dont know much about it overall tho. I like the church there.x

It's a real mix. There are some really grim schemes but also posher bits. Most of it is in the middle, just kind of old wimpy/bellway housing estates as far as the eye can see.

SSM on the frontline

Use of biological weapons is banned under the Geneva Convention, me laddo

Let's check out "War Footing England", shall we?

a single ready division (on paper, realistically not full effectiveness for obvious reasons)

approx 25 tanks deployable, around 200 mothballed and without parts

around 100 combat aircraft, approx 50 deployable

zero working nuclear capabilities

16 combat ships, 9 submarines (half of which haven't left dock in over a year)

a few hundred artillery pieces (with no shells to fire)

near zero drone capabilities

terminal shortages of even basic equipment - radios, ammunition, plates etc.

And on the home front:

chronic low growth (arguably in a constant state of pseudo-recession)

chronic low productivity

zero domestic supply chains, entirely dependent on other countries

totally inept state capacity

rife domestic unrest

crateringly low popularity of political establishment

policy of deindustrialisation for the last two decades arguably longer

Cooorrrrr yeah looks out big bad Putler, the Scots Guards will be kicking in the doors of the Kremlin if you don't behave yourself!

Actually don't mind Farage and would love to see Reform's immigration policies in place - that being said though, their policies on everything else are utter, utter dogshit. Shame

They will war if they want to war, lad.

Me? Fighting for the UK? Nah. I'm not even a mega nazi like some of you lads.

Starmer will have to import 1800 ukranian twinks to "fill those positions".

It's all so tiresome.

Lads I have a bit of a safety warning for you. I've been made aware, via local council information, of a dangerous bean headed fellow called Shippy.

He's been feeding people beans laced with n-pyrrolidino isotonitazene, a highly potent synthetic opioid.

Ruthmong's new archenemy

Are Mark would definitely be useful on the battlefield.

Ruthmong suspects he might just be using her to get his passport application countersigned.

LOL just what are those dollies like. Am SCREAMING, me.

every day we above ground a great *fart*

2 metres from a 48 inch telly? Are you mental?

OOH, SNIFF THAT RUSKIES

10 metres from a 7 inch phone? Perfect.

I still tired.back to bed.x

youtu.be/vGD-sSOjdc8 kewl x

Corr, London, what a vibrant diverse city

Kinda funny how it turns out that Ruth is dating an extremely generic looking white zoomer lad after years of posts about her and black men

That will be full of ooga booga social housing tenants no doubt

He's likely a bnwo-addicted whiteboi who enjoys Ruth sleeping with black men as she pleases

It's in Camberwell

Seething so much about Brits colonising your Raj that you spam bnwo shit here

Get up ya lazy ballroot.

Probably a lot more likely than her actually shagging a black man. I just hope he isn't just using her to validate his Young Persons Rail Card. Even though that's what the CUNT would deserve for not loving me.

And is this 'spam' in the room with us now? Could you point it out?

Yeah, it's here

You have a very enjoyable phenotype. Would you like to exchange DNA?

Love me bnwo simple as x feel like a right naughty one getting off to it tee hee

Would you like to exchange DNA?

Just got up me. Lots of lowkey strangeness garn down these past couple of days. Got that doctors appointment tomorrow for that annual check up haven't I. Hopefully the nurse is nice.

Ah I see, very interesting lad. So do you consider every individual post to be 'spam' on some level? Would you prefer if britfeel had zero posts on any topic? Would be understandable if you did since that would eliminate the entire spam thread you perceive eh.

Haven't been here since about April 2024. Good to see the SSM continues

annual check up

Is this a thing or is it just required because you live in a care home? I haven't had a check up in years, why would I? NHS is a joke anyway, if I called my GP (and got through after 800 other callers) to ask for just a general check up they'd laugh in my face and think I was joking.

Crazy how dossers are demonstrably the government's priority rather than actually productive people.

annual checkup

Never heard of this in the UK. Is this because you're a spacker?

I use Linux (Debian in my case) and my sound works just fine

What was your problem?

I consider your post spam

if I called my GP (and got through after 800 other callers) to ask for just a general check up they'd laugh in my face and think I was joking.

No they wouldn't. They'd just make you an appointment, although you'd need to wait a few weeks.

Sean, it's me your doctor, Dr Molesteinberg. Please arrive wearing loose fitting shorts and no underwear. I repeat: do not wear underwear to your appointment please. Trust me, I'm a professional.

Yes they would. I have been hung up on before for trying to get a non-emergency appointment.

here's my question how can he live in a care home and be allowed to drink and sniff gear all day. Because if that's true then it doesn't sound so bad

Been trying to get a doc appointment for dry scalp for months. Log in almost every Monday to the new online portal (local GP doesn't take appointment making over the phone anymore) and can't get anything. Thanks OAPs. You belligerent old fucks.

He doesn't live in a care home, it's an assisted living facility

You ever been to a GP, lad? Unless you're in Dorset it's not the OAPs taking up all the spots...

You were probably phoning at the emergency appointment time. If that's true.
Bupa

nhs.uk/conditions/learning-disabilities/annual-health-checks/

Anyone aged 14 or over who is on their doctor's learning disability register can have a free annual health check once a year.

How do you mean "how can he be allowed"? Why do you think care homes are places that restrict freedom?

I remember when you could literally just turn up in the morning and see YOUR (white) doctor, no appointment necessary.

Just have someone on the door checking their bags for booze and white powder, it's not difficult. Cheaper than dealing with the fallout if the alternative.

You get an annunal health check for being autistic in England. Not exactly sure why but I go anyway because I enjoy getting my blood pressure taken. It feel womfy. Also gives me a chance to bring uo other issues that I otherwise wouldn't even get an appointment for.

It's a care home lad not a nightclub.

issues that I otherwise wouldn't even get an appointment for.

because the spackers are busy getting their piss tested

Who cares? If the policy is no booze and no drugs then what's wrong with a doorman checking that obviously unstable mongs aren't bringing in either?

Well the policy isn't going to be "no booze" is it? Why would it be?

Can't stand how anything the government, and in particular the NHS, puts out has to be written for people so thick they're actually indistinguishable from children.

wee

poo

tummy

Etc. total clown world lol. If you don't know what urine means to the point where you get so confused you don't turn up to a doctor's appointment you have zero chance of functionally running your own life lol.

You can thank the hordes of imported vermin for this.

Volunteering are you lad?

Because it's an assisted living facility

If you don't know what urine means to the point where you get so confused you don't turn up to a doctor's appointment you have zero chance of functionally running your own life lol.

it's the spacker version so that is sort of the point desu

So? Why would that mean "no booze"? It's not an alcoholism treatment facility.

Multipass?

It's not an assisted living facility it's a care home lad

Swear you lot have this conversation every single day

It's more like a hotel when you look at the facilities and service available. Closer to 4 or 5 stars. You're allowed alcohol in hotels.

no lad it's an assisted living facility. basically a block of flats with a couple guys in an office who cook their meals and deal with all the paperwork

Is this a real publication or something you put together in Paint as a laugh for /britfeel/? Because I'd believe the latter sooner than the former.

So a big group home where they receive some level of care?

What's your take on it lad?

It's honestly so funny to argue over whether it's a care home or an assisted living facility

no lad it's not a care home no matter how you try to twist it, it's an assisted living facility

How the fuck do I make britfeel look like how lollers has it is it easy to make these filters? I don't know how to code.

If you're so autistic, so child minded, incapable of cooking an oven pizza, then you are not fit to be consuming mind altering substances safely or sensibly. Channel 4 needs to investigate these places. I'll be contacting them with HHL and his post history as an example.

How do I move into a care home/assisted living facility?

It's a real government one. Someone is paid to sit there making the spacker friendly versions of different documents

assets.publishing.service.gov.uk/media/67f399ba6852ad6032f5bf8a/pathways-to-work-easy-read.pdf

What do you think lad? Is it a care home or an assisted living facility?

Honestly it probably does both, the care sector is fucking massive now and there are places that are basically self contained towns with all sorts of living arrangements for residents. Won't know unless he actually says which one it is. Some lad before has said gildacre fields but I dunno, I think that one is just for olds.

You definitely don't get a fucking annual checkup. Never heard of this.

Just saved me 2000th Apu corr. He working hard in life x

I think you're probably right and I admire this kind of sensible middle ground position. Many of the autistic lads here take a very black and white view. For them it's either an assisted living facility or a care home. It can't be both. Your ability to see the shades of grey in this argument is something to admire lad. I respect you. I'd give you a cheeky wank actually. Nothing gay just out of respect.

Yeah, I do. Had one for years now. I'm sure I even posted about it last year too. It's not with a doctor though, it's with a nurse.

The NHS recommends annual health checks for all adults with learning disabilities, including those on the autism spectrum. These checks aim to identify and address potential health issues early, ensuring individuals receive the necessary care to maintain well-being

Oh aye

It's true. We do get annual health checks. That's actually how I realised I had learning difficulties. My mum kept it from me for years but the doctor let it slip.

My doctor barely wants to see me when I'm actually sick. I'll have to get on to the cunt and get my yearly checkup with a fit nurse.

Wonder if SSM will ever get his wobility car back

youtube.com/watch?v=3_tAatWNlcw

He'll get my shit in the post and that's all he deserves.

I'm a solicitor and I can confirm that would not be illegal, just in case you were wondering about the legality of it.

alsa? reported the only audio sink as *null
I'd reinstalled pulse pipewire and all that shit, rebooted etc etc
so i ripped it all out , reinstalled it, rebooted, back to terminal login startx crashed, and i just couldnt be arse to fuck around, I've got ubuntu 25.04 running now, 24.04 wouldnt install (I already had a usb for that) Sound works now and i can build from source what i was doing over the weekend.

just use Windows

It's a very old laptop, I did have w10 on it and it ran like absolute dogshit T470 Thinkpad

Why is the health of some autistic retards playing video games more important than the rest of the country?

Caught the neighbour perving on my wife as she was walking down the road. He didn't see me in the bedroom window kek. Joke's on him though as I do the same to his daughter.

severe spackers are less likely to seek help for problems while they're minor, meaning they're more at risk of being caught later when they need more severe treatment and costing the NHS long in the longrun

Are you allowed to have a wife in a care home?

It's killing me to not know how big Ruth's boyfriend's dick is.

Sometimes I think I'm going mad with grief that Ruth chose that lad over me. I'm about to tear out my own eyes with the grief, it's that bad.

Has he even saved any of her videos?

it would be the right thing to do. i would do it but i dont know how. hes not only putting his own life in danger by inviting drug dealers into the facility but also other vulnerable residents as well as any staff there. good on you for doing the right thing.

Ruth having sex with older men

Feels nice to have been one of the good cunts lads

Be careful announcing this. Samesean will report you and the janny will slap you with a two week ban- that's what happened to the lad who joked about ringing up flamingo world

youtube.com/watch?v=yLBYbHF0gPA

bike nibba update

hacksawed the stripped pedal arm off

it was a fucking pain in the arse

Drive side came off with 0 issues

Bottom bracket came out with 0 issues

new bottom bracket + pedals installed with 0 issues

New BB must be longer as the left side pedal feels like its further out, that or its not on tight enough and is about to fall off , i will continue to keep an eye out for any looseness from the crank arms in the next few rides , rode it home last night and nothing fell off so im winning so far de lids

Me? Bit of a spacker

Got that engineless HAWG back on the road de lad. Nice one.

Yeah, I'm on that Twitch collecting them Fortnite drops. It's a hard life but someone has to do it.

Mark is a good lad. Volunteering to help his local community

Wops lovely pink pussy

not visible under thick bush of hair though

But why is he doing it though? Obviously the jobcentre are making him do it.

new day, new Anon Babble sesh where the cookie sesh and the backend cache can kvetch, the countdown crack; just keep me in this creche.

youre a fucking nonce, i told everybody that knows you on facebook

Wops having her first lesbian experience with Ruth. Ruth is disgusted at the smell and appearance of her fanny but continues on gamely.

Ever been to Miami?

Job centre cant make you do this at 5am. How would they even know you've done it

Yeah I had a threesome with two asian birds in a nightclub toilet there.

american """"""""""""culture"""""""""" seems plastic af, places like miami are he worst

welper at the club in his nappy off his head on wokey

hes putting on a show for the judge in charge of the ccj

i vulnerable but i do my best to cuh cuh cuhntribute to society please dont jail me sir judge lord please m8 please

Welper has a better life than you

I have this thing where I look at old people and think. Yep you are probably a pedo.

As if some judge is going to watch his shite videos.

Did a comparison of Layer cake on DVD with Layer Cake streaming in HD on NOW. Not that much of a difference. NOW version a little bit sharper but overall I think it's a soft looking film?
Did the same with The Matrix DVD versus the Blu-ray and the upgrade in the Blu-ray is immediately noticeable.
Intredasting indeed...

advert for apple's built in image editor AI

it's a white girl and her white boyfriend, plus their black male friend sitting at a table

white bf shows white gf a picture of the two of them

he's hunched over in the pic

she shows black male friend, they both look disgusted

she circles him with the AI tool and it removes him from the image

she then smiles at the black male friend

These people literally cannot help themselves. It really is just straight up burned into their brains.

Probably because miami is urban and urban places have no culture

Corrr have tomorrow off, wifeberg is at work all day and the sprog in day care. Tempted to mong out on codeine and watch hollywood slop

This has to be bait, right? Come on I know you're a woman but you're not that retarded surely

judge doesnt give a shit about that. CCJs are civil matters. They'll just make him pay 2 pound a month or something daft, or stick it on his credit report. People are scared of debt unneccesarily

How did you feel when you saw that advert lad?

He's quite tall so I'd imagine it is above average. Around 7 inches is my estimate.

Hes trying desperately to get brownie points when then eventually cancel his bennies or he gets in shit over his fraud like said

If he was working for his bennies there is no way he'd be just allowed to wonder about randomly picking litter, he'd be out with a team of council lads going around parks etc

Three inches bigger than me. It's over lad.

Urban places typically do not have any culture since so many people move to them, it's always the poorest countries, and the most rural countries with the most intact culture.

You know that picture of the Chinese guy from that documentary about Chinese contractors trying to build something in the Congo and the subtitles say 'its all so tiresome'? Yeah kinda like that.

He deletes his videos every 5 hours. CCJs are absolute nothing burgers unless you want a mortgage or some shit (doesnt apply to him)

devil's drowser: acquired.
other post included some new keys for the main door. can't parse the letter, and it's not just me being thick, the temporary lock for the entrance door will be moved to become the new lock for the entrance door, we already have the old key but here is the key to the new entrance (there are two). which might be a NEW new entrance (three), we'll see on Friday 6 June.

what's stopping me just taking a neighbour's key? after all,

The Occupier

who's to say i'm not them? i could do with a spare. in fact, anyone walking in off the street, if they know this particular property had a stack of letters containing keys, they could just take them.

i want PGP encryption. timestamps. this is a security nightmare.

that's nice love, anyway, I don't need a cable right now
[awkward smile intensifies]

Wonder if eva6 was one of those 11 million people playing this game and set a world record for daily active players. Absolutely insane that this is the most popular game in the world right now.

So you feel tired of it? What exactly are you tired of though?

Yes, that is the one!

Literally what are you talking about? Big cities are, for the most part, the biggest beacons of any given culture you can think of. That's not to dismiss the culture that can be experienced in a rural setting, but to say that London, Sydney, Tokyo, New York, Beijing, Shenzhen, Bangkok, Singapore, Rio de Janeiro etc. etc. are bereft of culture is absurd. You might not like some of it and that's fine, but come on lass.

gradually losing interest in eva6 until we start having conversations as though she isn't even there

Wonder what the kid to nonce ratio is

this doesn't seem like a 'good' record
everything 'achieved' here is bad

cant find it on youtube

Ruth's tuppence in my mouth

low IQ lad. The people making these adverts are far more racist than you, think about it for a moment and you'll reach the same conclusion

eva6 walking around Rome and complaining about the lack of culture

i have a friend my age who plays Roblox, but she's like a camp gay man trapped in a straight woman's body.
i'm sure it's all fine. adults watch cartoons, these days.

I seriously can't believe people play this absolute shite. Is it just because it's free and kids don't have money? Why would you play that over Stardew Valley, Story of Seasons or Rune Factory?

yeah mate I'm sure it's all kosher, just don't check her hard drives or discord logs

if i went to Rome, i'd compare various places to Star Wars.
as a kid, someone at my primary school was a Jehovah's Witness and he was already trying to recruit me. i think i was a bit of a prick to be fair, just stringing him along. but he said, at some point, they all get to wear robes in some ceremony and it's like Star Wars.
the hit film The Phantom Menace had just came out, so it was on everyone's minds. wonder if the JW were using it as a recruiting tool. he'd been TOLD to say that, by an adult.

Didn't realise she had made a new, new channel. Ruthlads we are back

Drop a link then?

Want to cum on that one lassies acne and lick it off. Corrrrr.

My brother met his new american wife on roblox at 40 years old.

unrelated to (but inspired by) the above:
when consenting adults do the 'age regression' thing, is it ever...both of them? simultaneously?
i always just assumed it was like a pseudo- form of noncery, where no kids get hurt, so fair enough, you do you.
but do they ever both 'go into it'?

answer me, perverts. this is your thing. you have utility here.

Tokyo? Nah mate, no culture there, just big endless grey slop buildings. A cultural desert. No life to it, no dynamism. Nothing that would make you think you're in the heart of Japan. Simply empty of culture Tokyo is. Shame.

it's ddlg lad not lblg

Fair enough. What are you building from source? I built Desmume (Nintendo DS emulator) from source recently. It built quickly and it works well.

Windows has some advantages (e.g. running games that have anti-cheat which doesn't work on Linux)

But yes if you have an old machine then Linux can definitely be more flexible and lightweight

I use LXQt as my desktop environment on Linux. It's lightweight and it works pretty well. I like it. If I had a more powerful computer then maybe I'd try KDE or GNOME, but on my weak computer, I think LXQt is a good choice.

Care to explain what culture you're seeing in a soulless grey metropolis slophouse? Neon signs in Chinese writing? Signs in Chinese writing telling you to buy Chinese noodles?

Girl on the right looks disabled

Imagine convincing that lass that spunk is good for acne.

freedom as in free as in poor

do the daddy doms never wish to be the little girl? don't perverts talking about "switches", in pervert mechanics?

just make the clear window on envelopes out of paper. then i can recycle it.

Me? I refuse to fuck a girl unless she pretends she's an eight year old virgin and screams the whole time telling me to stop. Nothing wrong with it, both consenting adults, it's just my preference is all.

eva6 walking around Tokyo and complaining about the lack of Waitrose

I don't think so lad, can hardly be a daddy dom if you're secretly an age regressing tranny, it's a specific dynamic without switches, the switches are more general bdsm stuff where sometimes they want to be dominant sometimes subservient

i haven't "been" to Tokyo, in the literal sense, but i imagine it's not very good.

if you want flashing lights and plastic tat, just go to any seaside town.

It's very good lad. It's a vast metropolis with everything you could imagine and much that you seemingly can't.

Yeah mate, Tokyo? Don't bother, you can experience everything you can get in Tokyo down in Bridport innit.

they don't even need cables here

my feet hurt

I wish I was at work

thanks for explaining, pervert-anon.
i mean when i was 13, i wanted to shag the 13-year-olds in my class. just did. not afraid to admit it.
in a DDLG situation, in-person (not online), i took it that the man was into kids and the woman was into wanting to 'be a kid again'. so wouldn't being a kid again mean wanting people your own age, not an older paedophile? unless that WAS their thing, 10, 20, 30 years ago.
a helluva lot of coincidences have to come together to make that work.

you've inspired me. i now endeavour to visit Japan. both for the pop culture stuff i like, and the rich traditional history.

could you shot me the money? it's for the Japan trip, swear down.

it's more about care and affection than literally being a kid again, brushing her hair and shit like that before railing her

how the hell do you cross those streams? i have felt actual love and affection towards children, and yeah, it's paternal, not nonce stuff.
if you're turning that into a sex thing then you are, internally, a nonce. right? i guess it's good they're not harming real kids. but how do they live with it? it's not just "in their heads" like fantasising about a murder - someone else is in the room, with their cock in their mouths.

Realistically, nothing wrong with this.

Out of all the posts that have been made since your last post, that's the one you interact with?

I'm not interacting with bullies talking about my opinions on culture.

you're not going to get what you want.

Shippy claims to have had sex with multiple women. Do you believe him?

Kind of want to punch a woman in the face while shagging her. Like one serious good thwack right into her gob. All consensual, don't want to do it if she's not into it, but yeah have to confess it's a big fantasy of mine.

my shopper just didn't fancy packing my shopping, partway through. order cancelled.
they understand how frustrating this can be.

that's nice of them. time to place the exact same order right now LOL

Helens fishy fanny receiving SSMs fishy cock, it lush and i mean lush

You don't have opinions on culture, you just claim that urban areas don't have it, whatever that fucking means. You are simply incorrect to an absurd degree.

What are your kinks eva6? We know you like pissing, anything else?

Sure why not? Most men have had sex with several women. This is an entirely reasonable claim that I have no reason to doubt.

so. you are into piss and pedo play? Ok.

Done it mate, its pretty nice made me cum buckets

Didn't say I liked urophilia, I said It's the most I'd ever do,
Does it even matter?

it's just a sex thing lad, the lg doesn't actually believe herself to be a child, she just likes the kind of affection that is normally associated with children, like hair brushing, and the daddy dom doesn't actually believe the lg to be a child, he just wants to rail her, hair brushing is a means to that end
you're becoming more degenerate by the day, I love it. when are you going to take pics for us?

she said pissing is as far as she would go, not that she was actively into it

i'm not defending eva6, she'll never love me the way i love her, but i am insisting upon lore accuracy

consensual rough sex with eva

Eva confirmed that she's into anal gaping. She's really into seeing how wide she can get it.

Eva is incredibly based. Into piss and age play. Corrr. I would sweep you off your feet, lass. Hope you like fat spackers.

yes because its fucking weird

urophilia

Why do you know the name for it, never even seen that word before hahah

consensual rough anal sex with eva

eva6 would you let a guy brand you

eva thinks that there is 'no culture' in Paris

strike that.

Does it even matter?

you're a fucking weirdo, eva6. get help.
cosrt.org.uk/
stopso.org.uk/

I do like the hairbrushing trope.
What? No I didn't.
Both consenting adults, no children harmed or sexualised, I don't see the issue..

Yes. It doesn't seem hard to believe at all. If he said that multiple women had been in love with him, that would be a tougher sell.

come sit in my lap and I'll brush your hair darling

eva6 has gone from being ignored to having yous all on the hook.
next, she'll say she regrets saying something sexual.
she's having a giggle now, but this post will make her pout and seethe.

next she will post pics of her itty bitty titties

Day 7686 of creepy mong lads ERPing with a tranny

Thats why you should go with Cheeka, you know what you're getting

sat nav set to sandford lane

drop the channel then, no point teasing us

Eva dolly hours

eva6 wants popped and pumped

Eva, real talk, would you let me sock you in the fucking mouth while shagging you?

Mad how a female name is enough to set him off for weeks and weeks

Fucking Lydia anally

Omg sweetie can I brush ur hair x post amazon do you do anal x

Like, punching?

Was in a gang bang last night, arsehole is still quite sore

Anyone else here a grill? I'm in bed thinking about sex lol x

Mental how Ruth has hit the wall at 18/19

eva could have had mongs buying her all sorts of shite from amazon, we need a real queen to simp for

Yeah that's English slang for punching. I mean a real proper punch, not a held back slap type deal. I'm talking like I'm putting all my upper body strength into that thing and I'm trying to hurt you. It would just be once and purely a consensual sexual thing.

yes he means punching you in the face. it's hot but wouldn't you rather me brand you, you could have a cute lil heart on your butt

SSM back on that litter picking grind

m.youtube.com/watch?v=kD-AYCVueGA

That's called being a biological female.

Hiya boys I just found this thread an hour ago now I'm going to make a tripcode for some reason and post "my" passport on Anon Babble for a bunch of 30 year old men I've never spoke to before I'm in my VERY early twenties by the way

tfw branding eva6 with the word "IAN" on her back side as if she's cattle

eva6 selectively choosing posts.
it could be YOU! your post! teehee~.

Well, I'm going to the bigger man here:
I am actually angry at eva6. I'm not above the shame of getting riled up at someone online. eva6, you are a very unpleasant person. I don't know if this is how you get your rocks off, I hope you don't.

Why, and HOW does he have hair on his shoulders? Is this normal?

Does he wear the high vis to make people think he works for the council kek. Why not just get a job with the council as a street cleaner and get paid to do that

Guys I'm new here and obvs a girl. How do I make a trip code why does desu keep changing when I type desu?
I'm in my pyjamas I hope you're not thinking of me and sex hehehehe

eva learns men have body hair

But, on the shoulders?

Who's gimmick is this

cor it's building up to a climax. this could be the finale of Let's All Play Pretend.

My old neighbour was a bit of a scumbag, in a funny way, would go stealing from building sites in his van. Told me the only thing you need is a high vis jacket and no one questions anything.

Does anyone else here masturbate?

Nasty little trolls driving Yanklass and Eva away.

He probably bought the clothes and made a charge back to the job centre. I've done it before when I needed a suit for an interview.

eva6 shaving my shoulders

Hi girlies xx I love having a vagina hbu?
Hope the boys won't make sex posts about us it's so embarrassing I blush like mad xx

i know how to weaponise attention-seeking. i'm next-level, bitch. i'm weaponising being ignored. anyone not responding to my post? fuel.
when you play this little game forwards, you have your tingly parts and i don't, you know what still stands? i am older than you. so there.

Hi Lucy

Everyone please see this.

My previous post about celibacy and omnipotence was taken down.

They are hiding and keep away the true knowledge to escape this system.

Please don't let them silence us. Fight back.

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It is almost definitely Shippy

ne1 want to talk about sex, masturbation, pubic hair an stuff

+1 on this

hello, wayward cyber-jockey. you have tumbled upon Anon Babble in the year 2025.

fuck off.

Sexiest girl name?
Personally I think

Nikki

Belle

Kristy

I'm one of those and I'm not your Shipdolly x

Brady or Huntley?

Yes, yes I do Chloe

If I was a lassie my name would be Jessica (Jess for short). Just like that name.

Watkins

Yanklass is fine.

Eva

"she loves it"
she may be tittering behind her hands
but she is truly a difficult individual. how i loathe her.

anonymous, as in you don't know her name, she doesn't offer it and doesn't even talk unless spoken to

It's so hard being a girl nowadays. Just lots of pervs everywhere.

Watkins

Based

There's actual questions that need addressed here but the lads getting hard and typing sex drivel in their creepy dad voice don't think that far

i'd say Sarah, but is a close second.

I just watched SSM eat egg custard tarts? I genuinely hate the noise he makes, can't people learn to eat quietly?

Oh how I yearn for the mines (Eva's arsehole).

Let's talk about masturbation

people can but he's barely human

i just did something deflective? nobody can tell what i'm doing?

666

dtSCs

down to suck cocks

Holy shit succubus gets away!

Let's talk about menstruation. Bloody mess isn't it? IMO it should be called womenstruation.

since it's the future, Anon Babble now has archives and i can determine this person was into horse cartoons 13 years ago
might be reading too much into this

tfw no ruth vlogs for me

OMG BELLE DELPHINE IS HERE!? LET ME SUCK MY OWN PISS FROM YOUR SHIT STAINED ARSE LOVE

Here you go lad, something much better.

youtube.com/@emilypops1911

Steely Dan. Yup. Now that's real music.

Ugh girl.. tell me about it. I'm so fucking pms'y right now.

Lads don't be fucking rude.

N.G.L. (that's so fucking awkward to say, as an initialism, try it), i thought Belle Delphine was that blog lassie at first

What's your tampon brand babe? I feel like mine aren't absorbing as well as they used to.

wops, ruth and ruthlad on their way to portugal

sexiest girl name

Definitely "Greg"

Going to help out in the new Maddie investigation with the krauts. SSM might pop over and help litter pick

ruth usually says that full.

he got shoes and can leave the house now

Ruth painting her bedroom by swinging a used tampon over her head

the 'real shit' is that these are obviously both attractive young women, make-up and such? sure. but there's no AI or filtering or photoshopping going on.

these two humans, in this picture, happened to be born with good skeletons. 'camera angles' don't matter, that's a real person.

No...I love Ruth. Wops is not gf material for me.

Women aren't real people, grow up

They're both out of your league lad.

Bleedin' out me box for 5 days and it's lush

you shut your fucking mouth i've seen one

why is she in an establishment that serves alcohol?

For me it's 'Sandra'

Wops is more likely to date you.

current mood, lads?

Want to watch her vlog lad. Why won't she post it? I don't want to miss out.

meeting seasideMARK

Cramps doing my head in, ngl

Do you have a brother called Mark?

Cutting it rite down

Ruth has a pottymouth

Some software defined radio stuff, i have the rtl-sdr.com v4 and now a tripod (came today) and rabbit ears antennae which might work for noaa satellites, im building quadrohelical antennae, but i need the right wire, speaker wire was too floppy to hold a nice helix shaped wind. I've built the base out of pvc pipe and got the supports in, it's my first diy antennae.

She only have 5 pints, aye it only 5 pints for her

Ruth is meh, Wops is the one

I've got period shits and I'm in a bad mood x

SSM vibes

Fuck off with the women shit

Making use of what you have to save money is just good sense.

E.g. there are people who have Windows 10 computers. Windows 10 support ends in October. If your computer doesn't support Windows 11, you can still upgrade in an unsupported way, but that's probably a bad idea, because you might miss out on security fixes.

So then you have a choice - you could buy a new computer which supports Windows 11 so that you get security updates, or you could just put Linux on your existing Windows 10 machine. Linux will give you security updates for free.

So if you want to save money, Linux can be a good option.

She probably looks better with longer hair down but I'm guessing it's too much maintenance.

same, i now respect women.

Me? Using AI upscaling on me DVDs.

antennae which might work for noaa satellites

You're trying to communicate with weather satellites? Or just track them?

*ding ding* drinking update drinking update

Awww sweetie let me buy you a Nintendo DS xx

Literally every film within the last 50 years has a Blu-ray release. AI upscaling is ok for old TV shows though

That's the girl from her deleted asmr video

I hope she's not drinking too much. She needs to preserve her looks and health. I'm glad she's enjoying her life and not staying in all the time.

I am watching her friend's channel now. Not telling you lads as you didn't tell me.

Better than being stuck indoors bored and depressed

Indeed lad. This is the life that was meant for me. Society would not work without losers.

Two only. Keeping it right down. She's not drinking tomorrow or Wednesday.

Reckon she drinks and drives lad? Alcohol stays in the system for over 24 hours, maybe more depending on your BMI/metabolism. I hope she's not breaking the law.

Kayla or something. She's cute.

She can't drive

Buff Chad in the background. Many tuppences were tingling around him.

She has a driving licence I thought.

Oh aye I know. With DVDs of films I check to see if they're on any of the streamers I subscribe to first then watch the DVD as a backup if needed. However, a lot of shows I have aren't available to stream at all (I know you could torrent them)...

Murder, She Wrote

MASH

Diagnosis Murder

Buffy the Vampire Slayer (non fucked version)

Friends (extended episodes)

I Love Lucy

The Dick Van Dyke Show

Leave it to Beaver

The Jeffersons

Rawhide

Have Gun - Will Travel

Barney Miller

JAG

Ally McBeal

Dynasty

Dallas

Columbo

Bewitched

I Dream of Jeannie

Coach

Married with Children

...the list goes on. FYI I did try to find torrents of a lot of this stuff before and they were always awful rips (no private trackers) so I'm glad to own physical copies.

no draught in this little bar lads, only wokkles

forgot to attach the fucking pic, didn't I

Avoiding sneed oils while shopping is genuinely annoying. Mass and scale has won. It over. Only ice cream in the shop that is sneedage-free is Haagen Dazs Vanilla and they ran out.

On that pulled pork grind dee lads

Wonder if she'll look good at 24. Probably but I think she just has decent genetics compared to most girls.

Loved watching this over the weekend. Melindas nips are stood to attention the whole ep

youtu.be/xtvos_UG8C8?si=dSRH2OLDzRHzHlCG

What kinda bar only serves bokkles de lad. Sort yourself out.

wops is 23. She really could do with improving her fashion. Being yourself is not always the key to growth online sadly.

only a provisional one

You have the taste of a pensioner DVDlad.

Love a bit 'a pulled pork me.

5head desu

Just a shitty little bar in gibraltar, up a side street. They've got Now 70's on the telly. It lush

How would SSM react if I went up and emptied all my rubbish out next to him as he was out picking rubbish?

With his CEX trading logic, he could pick it up again and he'd have picked up twice the litter

did she get blackout drunk? really not good news.

Then I would grab the bag off him, empty it all on the ground and hand him the empty bag back

this, I lowkey dont think they'd bring out a proper conscription. Works on eastern euro or euro countries where its done from birth and just instilled into them but here youd need some serious years of propoganda to get peopel on board, few false flag attacks to get anywhere near. Youngins are too apathetic, and for good reason. I wonder if they offered a free deano box how many thousands they'd get. Would YOU die for a deanobox?

sounds pretty decent, this.

Eva's asmr

ywn have fun times at the age of 18-25

oh you like nirvana yeah? name THREE songs not off nevermind and the recorded girth of kurts penis as well as his shoesize, poser.

i just checked the news. there's nothing about a war you daft sods. if you're of draft-able age, body, and mind, then one would THINK you'd have some criticle thinking skills, heh.

Nap complete fluoxetine necked dindins digesting time 4 evening stroll unless the wind gets in my eyes n makes me tear up again which is rky uncomfy then ill turn back

Fucking Ruth's arse with a rusty nail.

Monday bread

u look a bit silly now

Not a fan of walking, me. No sir.

They are sending their satellite images as they pass over, i want to receive them and decode them.

it's lush, just won 4 bong in the fruity, that's a whole packet of fags, or two more wokkles of superbock