Piss pants baby Sean edition
/britfeel/
Not a fan of these editions personally.
Big fan of these editions personally.
HHL didn't post in the last thread, weird that innit
too far mate
Massive fan of these editions myself.
Can't tell if this is AI or not
Sorry will ask again because of the new thread. Can anyone explain what's actually wrong with being well off and going to good schools? Seems like things that everyone should want by definition.
Good morning to the 3 countries of the UK that have a internrt connection n good luck to Wales 1 day joining the internet
Oh aye it lush x
ruthmong, pick us a new slag, we all horny
Going to York for a nice pint. Any good pubs lads?
There's nothing wrong with it. The issue is when you pretend you've started on a level playing field
It's just crab bucket mentality lad- left wing politics are the politics of seethe and jealousy.
no middle class vag
its just not fair
You going with your mates?
Ruth banning SSM for playing pool too loudly
I'm not left wing, but carry on with your 2017 tier arguments that you see MAGA boomers come out with
This doesn't stop companies buying debts.
RIP Yanklass. wish you could have yanked me before you passed
Loads It;s York mate. There's one they claim that Guy Fawkes sat in, could try that for a bit of history I suppose.
Ruth barring SSM for making the pool table smell of fish
Yanklass should stop making these twoll editions out of spite
Enjoying her scent at the pub and then SSM pops in to ruin it all.
Why is Shippy so obsessed with Sean's nappies?
ffs stop posting her shes gone downhill too much
The Swan of course. Grade II listed and even has its own Wikipedia page.
en.wikipedia.org
Award-winning police officer sacked and loses career for showing a 'lack of courtesy and respect' to a knife-carrying 15-year-old suspect who had allegedly assaulted two people, one of them elderly, and who was screaming at him and resisting arrest.
LOOOOOOOL
Wish I lived in a care home desu
It's not a care home, it's all assisted-living facility
You know I reckon she's behind a lot of it
Imagine Ruth's dads business went down the tubes and he had to convert The Swan into a care home. Ruth couldn't get a job after uni so she had to work there. And she ends up changing your nappies on the old pub table.
1472 drinking badges
Going to take part in the great north run in September lads. Who else is doing their good deed for charity? I think I'll need to enjoy a good pint after all of that.
Ruth x
Is it? Seems like he gets a lot of care - onsite nurses, meals cooked for him, annual check ups, onsite haircuts etc. he's living in a big group home and he receives care, how is that not a care home?
Phwoar you've discovered the holy grail of Ruth
All the lonely old blokes going down t'pub for a Christmas pint served by Ruthie
did you donate yet?
Fucking hell. She's going to be an alcoholic. My perception of her has changed so much.
It is a care home he's just winding you up
The insane part is that you thought you knew her at all.
Imagine running a business and making bank off overpriced poison liquid. Fucking hate pub culture. Ruined so many lives.
It's not a care home you fucking mongs
Imagine bumming Ruth's dad over the bar.
That's assistance not care
HHL doesn't have the intelligence to use a microwave
Ruth driving (illegally) down to Sunderland to sell a vanload of cheap beer to the care home residents to get them hooked
Ruth walking in on BritNormie shagging her dad's arse
Ruth getting her 100 day beer checkin streak badge
Doesn't make her autistic, mong.
It's not a care home, he lives in an assisted living facility
Dad? What the fuck? I had no idea you were into men. Does mum know? Who is this guy?
Alright there Ruth? I'm BritNormie. Sorry about this, let's get cleaned up and we'll all have a big chat.
Britfeel mong meetup here?
Of course she'll have a job readily available for her thanks to nepotism. Really is a walk in a park for her.
You could easily get a job in a pub if you sorted out your appearance and personality.
Is Crossfren in?
Flamingo Land has been cancelled, sorry Sean. /britfeel/ meetup 2025 will now be a pub crawl between the Swan, the Slip and the Volunteer pubs. Date yet to be confirmed.
TMAU sufferers are not permitted to enter most pubs in York.
oh it lush
If your parents owned a pub and expected you to work in it, you'd spend your whole life resenting it.
She's studying Media so she'll need it.
Ruthmong's carefully constructed emotional scaffolding around Ruth collapsing when he learns that she likes to drink beer.
No one in this thread had an easier run in life and blew it more than Pokey. No one came close
Who the fuck is "pokey"?
OP sat there dragging a dummy image onto the picture, pissing himself laughing probably. What a life.
Very difficult times for him atm
Wow really? I guess the computer science shit was too complicated for her brain. Wops studied that too and she's still in minimum wage work. At least Ruth will inherit some family business to keep her going.
Mad rush to make a new thread so he can make all the same posts about the same dollies again. Zero life outside of Anon Babble.
Jobbie want me to show proof I'm actually applying for the jobs I say I am.
Soon HHL will get to the stage where he's had enough of all this nappy posting and leave the thread for good
Wonder if it's the same tool that used to make the threads with the gif image of the women laughing.
Ruth noshing me off under the bar while I pour her Dad a drink
and you and the other sad sacks will still be posting about him 5 years after he made his last post
Whoops that was this
And why would I want to work in a pub for minimum wage?
I don't come here often, who tf is Ruth? Surely people aren't doxxing themselves here...
Has Helper posted an update yet today?
Well you expressed anger and jealousy that Ruth has a job in a pub to go to if she ever needs one...so....I dunno?
A British celebrity.
Ruthlad getting a job in a York pub in case Ruth walks in (at 10am)
He's still in his nappy waiting to be changed lad.
Nurses don't let him on his laptop until mid afternoon, normally around 3pm. Then he hops into britfeel and pretends to have just woken up.
Everyone's so mean, aren't we all frens?
The UK has always had tens of thousands of Turkish barbers and they've always been staffed by Kurds, Afghans and Albanians and they've always only accepted cash and they've always never had any customers in them.
What's the problem?
I mean...what is the problem? This is how people with illegal businesses can pay tax. Would you rather they didn't pay tax?
Because they share a hobby
Weird how one letter from some dithery old pensioner saying they think they saw some newts close by to a housing development can stall the building of dozens of homes for months or years, if not outright stop the project permanently. But when 34 letters of objection get sent to try and stop yet another obvious front business for foreign criminals it gets ignored and the green light is given.
I have no mates that like running. I really hope Newcastle isn't too complicated to get to for my marathon.
Why is there even 14 Turkish people in a Welsh village with a population of 5,970? Wtf are they doing there?
The council don't want empty shop units on the high street.
So this is what goes on in Wales huh
Tell me why a fucking Turk would want to live in Wales, was he interested in learning their language was he?
Rar rar rar I'm angry at Turks!
Lol. They're building a drug empire while you're building Lego.
Where can I meet cute trans women? The ones on grinder are barely passable and not the fun kind of mentally ill.
i had a turkish GF once
I first saw her in Scotland but then the rozzers stopped me and asked me what I was up to.
Am awake bt not rly in the fred bc ave got a headache. X back after tea time probs
They're all fucking party hard pissheads I reckon irl. Nothing like their asmr characters.
As long as they're paying business rates, who cares. Same thing with the nail salons.
She said in that TikTok video from the last thread that she was considering doing politics but chose media. I imagine her political views aren't particularly sophisticated.
illegal businesses
Just call it money laundering, that's what it's for.
The question is, how is it allowed? Nepotism from council members for their "cousin"?
Your simping for them doesnt explain why theres durka durka paki cavemen kicking about Welsh villages, it's bizarre as something that even happens
They're all ugly monsters. You're just looking at overly filtered ones online and not seeing their male-ass body
Sad as fuck that you're all making fun off a lass just making the most of her life, enjoying a variety of beers and getting on with her life. Ruthmong you're a fucking danger to society.
sad as fuck you're defending a pre-owned pussy
The Kurds run the heroin trade in the UK, they move into British towns, sell drugs to the underclass and launder the money through these places as well as candy shops and car washes. They also smuggle people into the country through fake jobs as well.
I'm making fun of Ruthmong losing his mind about it. I knew he'd get angry when he saw the real Ruth, because she's nothing like his weird fantasies.
Yeah she took the easy, "fun" option. She should've gone for teaching. The political views were just her being sad over leaving the EU. She's over that now since she has renewed her passport and realised it makes no difference to travel.
What is your source for these claims?
normal lads go to the barber once a week, its a massive business
you all
Not everyone anon. If you're just trying to lump all of us together because we post in a thread, then your generalisation would also include yourself.
A end of a era x bc of the new bridge
She obviously has a lot of privilege given daddy owns several businesses and lives in a high quality part of England. Of course she can get on with her life. Even if she failed at her primary goals, there's lots of options still.
Has this fella ever shown his willy? Just out of interest.
Ruthlad's world has turned upside down
waiting for some lad to call me
Ruths drunken horny tuppence
corrrr
I've been telling him for years that Ruth is clearly not a unicorn but he didn't listen.
For Will's eyes only
You mean to tell me that she is just another middle class bint?? no way lids
Id never have guessed the from the turbo NPC content she makes about her mundane life , fuckin ell
For Will's willy only
Id easily batter will tbqh
most people aren't that interesting to me
I remember doing media studies, did it for the politics but I hated it for the coursework
whats ur point eva
There doesn't need to be a point, just socialising.
I bet he enjoys her drunken tuppence multiple times a week. Girls love a uni lad.
She was back in York visiting him at the weekend. They were both checking in on Untappd together.
Only had one wank, so far, week. I think I'm cured.
Twolls absolutely seething lately. Sad bastards.
How do people masturbate to shit like this that looks like it's been through 100 filters? I'd rather 4K porn where you can see the bitches pores and goosebumps.
Emi is perfect in every way.
having a proper think to myself about my life x
Got fucking boy with a thorn in his side stuck in my head. Depressing song.
There's a few I like... especially toothy.
Eva, start an asmr channel
She will be very sweaty in September. I hope she's going to lay off the alcohol for a few weeks until then.
Sweaty September
Ruthmong joins a gym.
god i love repeating numbers
HMV doing my head in with low as fuck sales in items I want with no notifications and then they sell out. CRIMINAL!
Did anyone else do kinda gay shit with there best friends in school when they slept over?
Lots of cases of lasses drinking too much and being taken advantage of. I hope she's careful, although it would be a wake up call to fix her rotten lifestyle.
i personally dont care about asmr
i was never popular enough to get invited but i heard someone put their ball in my mates mouth while he was sleeping
She's still a far better person than most of the lads here. I bet no one here ever runs annually for charity.
seasideMARK is 1 pint in and enjoying a bit of of leisure time in 4k
Ruth has a very nice face for cumming in. I'd pin her down and face fuck her until her throat is bleeding and then shoot my creamy muck muck so far down her gullet her belly will burst.
*THIS IS SATIRE*
He's filming for his tiktok. Well he's had his haircut hasn't he?
Lazy stinky dosser drunk. You won't see him run a marathon any time soon.
Same lad
Some lass whispering bollocks into a mic and tapping shit does fuck all for me tbfh
why are you such a cross man over SSM?
me and my friend experimented a lot. we sucked each other off and a bunch of other shit. he invited me to his wedding and it felt weird.
i have a new respect for marks dosser mentality, work is shit they just use you. fuck the lot
my ex really liked asmr she would get really mad at me when i told her it gave me a headache
The only time he seems "happy" is when he is drinking like a fucking mong
Pic rel, its SSM every other day of the week
I would like to have sex with her in missionary myself. She's not into older lads, though. Just your predictable young deano types.
No. Did weird shit with my female cousin when she slept over when I was like in 11.
I will not comment any further.
Most of my only authentic sexual experiences were with a close male friend who lived down the road from me when we were very young. Used to often go in a tent on his garden and fool around. Lad is now married with a few daughters and apart from a tranny fetish I'm mostly straight.
what if she has massive tits?
Booba is nice but not when they are sitting around tapping a pen on a table and call it "content" or trying to justify it as a job kek
Ruth should get her ovaries removed to reduce the risks of female cancers. After all, she's not planning on having any sprogs. No point having something in your body that you don't need.
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Get it lad hahaha
The year 2000 was a different fucking time lads.
news.bbc.co.uk
Over half of teens lost their virginity whilst drunk. These days, that is rape. Wild how things change.
Nothing gay but I had this kind of friend/babysitter when I was about 11 or something and she was 14-15. She used to get me to play "horse riding in the dark" where she'd grind on top of me for about 15 minutes and rub my dick. She never went skin to skin tho, which is a shame.
i dont expect to ever lose my virginity
id only want to ever lose it to a mutual love
well played de lid.
Ruthmong should get his feet amputated if he doesn't want shoes.
I bet she does pretty poos
I'm going to need some running shoes for the Newcastle run this September.
Ruth will have been around 10 when I started NEETing. Mad to think that people have become adults in the time I've wasted doing fuck all.
What's that? Do all your ASMR lassies run away with a 30 second head start before you hunt them down with a big game rifle?
is there really much difference between neeting and working at tesco for 10 years
You lads didn't tune into BBC coverage and look out for her on the great north run last year? You're not proper fans.
Not really. Wagies will try to tell you there is but it's all a massive cope. UNLESS you have the mind set where you just HAVE to work. Usually these are boring people who don't like being alone with themselves for 5 minutes.
you meet more people working but you're also tired all the time.
swings and roundabouts
Not really. Modernity is a scam that divorces us from our true nature.
eh probably. I quit being a wagie in 2011. I remember watching the riots all night in my box room. Working is not for me if I don't get a good life.
Starmer sounds like he constantly has a blocked nose, it's really jarring and annoying to listen to.
our true nature is dying at 10 months old of a small infected cut, ted bundy was an idiot
he has a square head and no emotions he's basically a robot
I remember watching the riots all night in my box room.
Do they feel recent? My frame of reference is based around Gamergate, the 2016 US election campaign and Leicester winning the Premier League, all of which feel like they happened a few years ago at most.
That's not Ted Bundy anon. That's Ted Kascynzki.
His dad was a tool maker btw. Heh.
Thinking about that video about Big Lee and his NEET life. "Days roll into months, roll into years, roll into decades". That hit hard.
You just get more money but less time. No one will respect you for working a deadend job for ten years. A woman will be dry if you mention that on online dating. I pity the men that get no sex but still choose to work for muh society respect. Society doesn't give a shit about men. Working only supports women. Don't fall for it.
i always get those to mixed up
then he met a cricket who made him into a real boy!
Never got to try it. SAD! I'll go over the bridge later though
And he let Jimmy Saveloy off the hook
lost ended 15 years ago
Fucking hell I'm getting old, I was shitposting on Anon Babble from like 2008.
about to pick up my sprog from day care, having a kid might not be for you but it is for me
youtube.com
he hasn't changed either
It does feel recent-ish to me. Same with the 2012 olympics...I felt like a proper shutin that summer.
good for you mate we need more births in this country
I have no choice. No girl will ever fuck me so I'm done respecting all females.
women dont want respect they want passionate arguments with good looking domineering men
I'm done respecting all females
What about your mother?
Use to get ferry w my big sister.Her first house she bought was in yoker.She was like, 19 or 20 with a mortgage. Lol am still living at home now.32.No job.House prices were better back then.
Ruthmong should start drinking classic ruth style
Can't even get laid now unless you're some 8/10 deano with broccoli hair. Now you have to ask silly questions like "are you comfortable with me trying this?" instead of foreplay. It's pathetic.
Mark thinks that the courts will just quash the debt if he puts on not at this address on the summons letter. Oh mate. He cannot be serious.
Gna have to force myself to do this amazon return even tho ave got migraine or else just take the 20 quid hit but its annoying
we need more births in this country
i dont want to fake who i am id rather be myself than that, im fine with being a virgin anyway
Mate get mam to help you on one of your days off. I do. Simple as. Nothing wrong with it.
Would you meet up with a /britfeel/er?
Wish I could get a tranny pregnant
Thinking about Nottingham again, might take a trip there this summer.
I miss you Nottingham
you can if its a FTM
What a bizarre book and cover
Nah it's not me. I never want to drink. Ages you badly. I have never been in a pub for a drink. I think a meal when I was a kid. That was about it.
Saw this out of context advert on Facebook yesterday I was howling at it, surely somebody at the company must have said what it looks like or is it intentional?
Beer is actually a nice cope. I definitely feel better after a pint.
1 of my auntys was like a "loser" as far as women even can be I didnt see her that way but some ppl did shes never really worked n she basically just married some guy n lived off him ever since. To be honest, she is kind of a psycho. Ppl do bully her, but its hard to sympathise fully cus shes fucked over ppl bigly too.But i mind ppl in my family saying she lived in my grannys house until she was 32. Nd it was supposed to be shocking that she did that. Well well well.
Worried that we'll have the bailiffs banging on his door during one of his morning bacon bacon mutty time streams. That won't be comfy.
A lot of FTM go too far. I don't want Rob Halford with a fat pussy tbqh
Thank you, for helping me test my new tripfrens name/colour script, blad.
Its not really whether i would but i havent interacted with ppl irl that arent family,work in a shop or work for a doctor/health for several years so i dont fink it would be possible just now mental health wise It probably wouldnt be enjoyable for someone to meet me just now
If you have never experienced it how do you know it's not for you?
Hoping one day we can have a pint at The Brazen Head lad.
Seen pubs on walking videos.
The future for Mark is looking grim indeed. It not lush. Not lush at all. He didn't ask to be born.
Ruth pouring me a pint and me saying "k-k-keep the c-c-hange" awkwardly and then realising I paid the exact amount.
walking videos
Whats that?
really nice penis
I associate pubs with nasty drunks who gamble.
Thatcher tore the heart out of that community.
I thought this was gna be still dear but actually aye, those are the exact kina prices from back then but like early 2000s. Whats the problem with this place to be so cheap? Thats mad.
I kina thought u hate me, but aye, by the way the otehr day i saw a Celtic sticker on a lamp post with a star of david sticker then planted on top of that, kina funny. Maybe a Spurs thing.
You all know you current lifestyles are coming to an end?
Long time Anon Babble reader and diviner of mysteries though cosmic guidance here.The govt has openly declared it is preparing for war.
No country ever that has made such a statement has not been at war within a few years after declaring it.
Either make plans to leave or get swept up into the war machine.
once left a cashier 1p change and as i walked away i heard them speaking to someone else about how rude i was, ever since then i always collect my change
It must be a spurs thing but the sticker itself was literally just the star of david with a bit of text on it. It looks mental to just be on a random lamp post.
I kina thought u hate me
Definitely not mate. I know I've called you Crossmong and that, but that doesn't mean I don't like you. The star of david is a rangers thing btw. We support palestine so they support israel just by default.
You could have made your point easier by saying you're a full time retard.
Whats the problem with this place to be so cheap?
Thatcher tore the heart out of that community.
Long time Anon Babble reader
*hides post*
You could have just said.
"I'm scared"
That's exactly the same in NI. Republicans support Palestine so the Unionists just started putting Israeli flags up everywhere.
It's the spending review next week. The bureaucrats are coming.
Horden
They've started dumping ooga boogas there recently
Whats the problem with this place to be so cheap? Thats mad.
The only reason those houses were even built was coal mining. There's no economic activity there at all now the mines are closed.
Ruth has taken a firm stance in her dad's pub.
right then im going up to shop to buy some cat food x
But it's you who is scared. The rest of us aren't going to get scared of your delusions lad. We know it's not real. You don't.
probably due to the boris wave. the tories have done more damage to this country than hitler
i got to go home early because my fingernail came off
Oh ok :) x There actualy was "Rangers Ultras" sticker a few lamp posts up from that one.
100 posts per hour most of them are the same inane drive, drama and dollies
Theres a new lassie that joined my groups group chat that started going in past week,, she literally looks 16 nd 40 at the same time like its a coin flip. Cute thoughw, interesting vibe
99% of conversation are like that in real life to
Post her picture so I can make her naked with the power of AI.
Ok lad no worries
attaches picture of Sean's mum
Middle class tuppence
Time to start putting your dollies away princess, mummy is making din dins now x
Corrr the AI is getting too powerful.
amazon locker delivery says its coming before 9pm
getting later and later and nothing
Fuck lads, it's getting late I don't want to be going out in the dark and maybe getting stabbed by some colored.
Needs a little picture of Hannah in there just to give me the feels (in my dick)
Did you check if it's actually dispatched? Usually if it just says arriving by 9pm then there's been a fuck up somewhere and you won't get it today. In my experience anyway.
"Dinner is ready, princess"
b but mummy I just need to post about Ruth doing the sex with black men. And HHL wearing a nappy.
Amazing says it's been out for delivery since midday. I'm just unlucky enough to the last drop off on the round.
Yanklass come back we forgive you...
Corr imagine Ruth being filled up in all holes by three lads called Tyrece, Tyrone and Tyqyemwe, all while HHL shits in his nappy watching them.
Alright time for dinner see you lads soon.
Has to be whiskas
"Princess, dinner, now"
Mummy what if a dolly posts and I'm not there to pwn them?
No problem lad, glad to be of service.
you ok there friend?
Reading 100 posts per hour that upset you
who are you talking about lass?
i'd like some sympathy please
*waits patiently*
Reading 100 posts per hour that upset you
Making dozens of posts per hour to upset yourself
Look mummy I made the most posts again, I'm winning!
Maybe I should volunteer in a pub. Do pubs take on volunteers? I have a big CV gap so volunteering aka working for free may be for me. Then I can get a minimum wage job and pretend everything's ok.
Probably an anon who thinks he's le ebin twoll, trying to derail the thread with multiple posts. A lot of these types think they are something they are not. Head up their arse syndrome, kek.
Maybe I should volunteer in a pub. Do pubs take on volunteers? I have a big CV gap so volunteering aka working for free may be for me. Then I can get a minimum wage job and pretend everything's ok.
fascinating
Look mummy I read the most posts again, I'm winning!
he was made to have a melty, and now is temper tantrum posting trying his vewy bestest to rile posters up
do you have any money for retaining because there a big demand for bricklayers nowadays
Christ, get some self respect
What if Ruth is the one interviewing you?
Having a beer now classic Ruth style
What if Ruth is the one interviewing you?
xD SREAMING DE LAD XDDDDDD
dull as fuck mongs
Why come here and get angry about what people are talking about? What did you expect /britfeel/ to be? How could your expectations about a general on Anon Babble be high enough for us to possibly disappoint you?
Ruth will be a landlord
He comes here and gets upset. Returns the next day. Gets upset again.
Will the next thread be about Ruth Ruth mong HHL and Shippy?
who are you talking about princess?
I can't believe it. I went onto Anon Babble, a website notorious for people posting barely coherent shit, then onto Anon Babble, the part of it specifically for extremely unhinged people, and then I went to /britfeel/, a general dedicated to shit posting about long running inside jokes. And you know what I found? It was shit! I. AM. DISGUSTED.
Are you ok princess?
a general dedicated to shit posting about long running inside jokes.
/britfeel/ was never this
u already know mate
I mean...that is what is is though.
I made the first ever britfeel thread and it was for that actually
is the first ever britfeel thread archived?
Throbbing bellend
Tough to find it because the threads came first and the name /britfeel/ came a little bit later.
/britfeel/, a general dedicated making the same posts
And no one but the poster laughs at the posts
long running inside jokes
Mummy, the shorter the thread the more threads I make, the more threads I make, the more threads I win.
I would not think she can be in multiple pubs at once.
is this the first ever britfeel thread? desuarchive.org
I laugh at plenty other posts. Not the dolly ones though, but I don't see them anymore behind muh filter.
Facebook at it again. I think they are trying to make me transition lads. Might be for you. It its certainly not for me.
what do you mean by dolly
I have bad news lads. Ruth passed away. She completed her spiritual transition to the afterlife after slipping on one of HHL's messy nappies and re-injuring her head injury.
If you don't know what dolly means you don't come here enough to merit a response to the original post.
I have bad news lads. Ruth passed away. She completed her spiritual transition to the afterlife after slipping on one of HHL's messy nappies and re-injuring her head injury.
fascinating
the britfeel trannys hardly ever post anymore
imagine being a random girl on youtube and having dozens of 30 year old incels talk about you on anonymous forums unknowingly
Ruth already did a race last month. She's keeping fit and burning the alcohol off at least.
thats some woman logic right there
She actually knows all about it and it makes her very uncomfortable. It's why she stopped posting ASMR.
On the flipside, imagine there's a discord server with dozens of 20-something ASMR bints talking about /britfeel/ personalities all day inbetween recordings
Dear Diary. Tuesday the 3rd of June.
Today was filled with thoughts about Ruth, Ruthmong, HHL and Shippy.
As ever, I vented my thoughts about them on /britfeel/ all day. Who knows what tomorrow will bring.
fajitas for tea. gonna make them extra spicy so my morning poo is extra stinky, i will save it for the disabled toilet at work, and i absolutely will not be flushing
When I see "Imagine" I know it's going to be a grown man hoping someone will play make believe with him.
mmm babes just been flicking my bean thinking about ruthmong's shoeless feet
Yeah but what's wrong with that? Why are you trying to shame people?
Yeah but what's wrong with that?
Are you an adult or child? One plays make believe the other doesn't.
b b but I just want to play pretend on teh anonymous interwebs lol kek scream howl crease
Ruth sat on my mouth
not him but i disagree. there are load of reenactment clubs DnD clubs and fantasy role play stuff, even comicon is kind of role play if you dress up
You're the type of grown man who's never watched a fictional film, doesn't watch any series, doesn't play any video games, never dreams about shagging 10/10 blondes? You just sit there and watch documentaries and you happen to be on /britfeel/ for corroboration of facts you've learned about Britain?
Feel like fucking shite today like every other day sick of my shit fucking life n being alive Hope i die soon x had enough x
Get yourself a nice youtube waifu lad.
Has 2be whiskas
The babby men are not happy when you say they play pretend online lmfao
What do you like to play pretend about most on this anonymous website, big man?
ngl sometimes i want a comfy thread where all the lads are supporting each other with their mens mental health issues, instead im in this thread of constant obsessing over different characters and gimmicks
im tired
You're the one having a melty, little lad.
I personally don't care because I'm not going to let someone shame me for the way I post on /britfeel/, especially someone else who also posts here. But I do find it interesting why you have a need to do it. You've been doing it for years. Feels like a compulsion at this point.
No, no don't flip it.. answer the question big man. What do you like to do in your spare time that grown men should do? Please help us babies out.
I play digital dollies and play make believe on an anonymous website all day
OK champ
i like the apu stories, the idea of having a childlike frog friend was just fun to me
I'm sure there is and tubby turk lass is probably leading it.
>I play digital dollies
oh ok i get it now
life is shite mate but at least ur not going through it alone x
n n no you see it might happen. Shippy might drive Ruthmong to York and they both Shag Ruth LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL a and they're all wearing nappies XDDDDD
OK lad
That actually might happen. Imagine it lad. Imagine it now. See it in your mind's eye.
She knows thanks to some white knight on here who is the /britfeel/ equivalent of a character in a horror film who lets the zombies in.
Fetal Alcohol Syndrome (FAS) has been observed in cases where pregnant pub workers were exposed to alcohol fumes over an extended period of time
Let's imagine what type of nappies they'd be wearing. For Ruthmong, I think he'd be wearing classic white pampers. It's the original, and some might call it the best. Shippy would be wearing huggies pull ups. Ruth would likely be wearing some kind of disney princess style.
Shippy and Alizee getting intimate but she wants to do anal only
No answer as expected. Sad little man sat here 16 hours a day. No life. Playing the big dog.
Idden disability that lad. Saw it once on one of those sunflower lanyards.
You're all going to be dragged out of your homes and put to work.
Imagine if Shippy went to the dentist and BN was the dentist and Ruth was the dental assistant
SREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAM
Has she apologised to you yet?
but i already work
It's all he's got pal, give him a break. We're like a therapy group to him.
sreaming
Anon Ymous never even had the balls to own up. What a faggot.
ur barely missing me im missing u
back on my emo shite
youtube.com
mid melty so can't into proof reading his posts
You regularly make mistakes on your posts. You're like a hyped up child too excited to prove he's a big boy.
It was me. I did it out of concern for Ruth's welfare.
She had already seen it. Also that's Ruthmong, classic stalker behaviour
there is no need to seeth take the apu pill and get /comfy/
Watching her dad talk about craft beer on yt. Reckon he brings in over 100k a year easy.
SCEA, Nubs, Andrew and Mayuri now very rarely mentioned.
i know. its an old picture than i didnt make im not skilled enough for that
You're both as retarded as each other.
Lad if he has three busy pubs in York it will be a lot more than that. Would be more like 100k per pub. More if he actually owns the freehold.
whats the point of being in this thread
might as well call it ruth general
Hate police me. They treat you like shit if you don't know your rights. They don't mess with me now I know my rights.
I miss the old feel street thread images tbqhwydl
All this posting about Ruth is making me cross, man!
Do pubs actually make that much anymore? It's an industry that is seriously struggling, the scamdemic killed loads of pubs off.
What's funny is that filter list image is probably a good 5 years and mongboy is still on about them almost every single day.
Ruth is the heart of britfeel
Yeah no wonder they all shop at Waitrose with that income. They're rolling in money from alcoholics like SSM. It lush.
Paul yourself together, man.
Depends where and what pub. A traditional, award winning real ale pub in York? That's a licence to print money. And Paul has three of them. Two of them he owns outright. One of them is leased so that reduces the profit but not by much. He's bringing home at least 200k a year. Perhaps as high as 300k on a good year.
Probably a few alcoholics like SSM but mostly tourists, real ale enthusiasts, etc.
In the pandemic it was tough but her dad pulled some tax evasion shit to stay in business. He definitely has got some political influence in York.
Imagine Shippy helped him fiddle his taxes in exchange for changing his nappy.
30 year old men talking about other 30 year old men wearing nappies
dire
Nah she would have no way to do that anyway. Her dad is also fucking rich and got her into this country.
30 year old men playing dolls
what does shippy have for tea?
A nice warm bottle of onions based infant formula.
Shippy and Ruthmong both vying for the title of britfeel's biggest loser now that Welper's gone.
So ruth is upper middle class then?
Don't worry, he's still here, just off-trip. The welper dictatorship has been usurped by the nappy republic
I'd probably oblige in that case
Was thinking about taking a picture outside the Brazen head for a LARP later on but looking at it I think I might get my head kicked in if I go anywhere near
all he does is waffle on about the same shit, day after day, all year long, and then repeats the same thing the following year.
Muppet has nothing other than fictional drama that he has to create himself.
I did suspect it might have been you
Definitely. She travels abroad like 6-8 times a year. She will be spending years never working on her travels with dad's income.
Why do you reckon Shippy doesn't iron his shirt?
'Petty bourgeois' is the term for smaller business owners.
The twolls have lost x
Why can't you think of anything other than people that post here?
You're an obsessed muppet that has meltdowns repeatedly.
You've been at it for years, probably embarrassed yourself, got humiliated, and now it's your reason for living, le epic revenge plot. I-I'll show them.
This one goes out to Yanklass, hope you are still here and well. Miss you something rotten.
When SSM walks into the pub stinking of fish/shit
Making chicken and chorizo curry oh it lush. Had to improvise with baked beans as I forgot to buy butter beans. Had a taste it lush, nice and spicy.
how do i get perfectly clear skin like her
Forgot the picture I was so excited. Got that warlic bread in the oven too. Get in!
NUTHREADINGTONBERG
Youre the one having a melty rn x
Bit early mate. 3 more posts.
The sad fuck has spent every waking day of his sad fuck life here posting about personalities. He probably came close to suicide when Anon Babble was down lmao.
he's so desperate to post another twoll thread.
What a salty muppet, ahahaha, I was going to say imagine the state of his life, but my mind can't sink to those depths.
Holy shit, kek.
Kek, no u. Is that it, your best response?
You wouldn't mate. You in Glasgow?
You need to be female with a rich daddy.
ywn enjoy a nice craft beer with ruthie