Shippy's unironed shirt edition
/britfeel/
He wont like this dolly themed thread
on my way home from night out in 2015
waiting at the bus stop having a ciggy
girl comes up to me, she's obv mad about something
asks if I have a spare cig "I really need one today"
think to myself "yaya everyone says that"
she doesn't look homeless so give her one
she's just some girl who looks like she's had a falling out with friends on a night out
stand around awkwardly not really saying anything
finally say "hope you feel better soon"
she smiles and paces
keeps apologizing for bothering me
"its fine" trying to act cool
my bus is coming
put the rest of the pack and the lighter on the chair and tell her to take the rest and "hope it helps a little"
she gives me the most genuine smile I've ever received in my life
I get on the bus and she waves as we pull away
That was the most authentic experience I've ever had with a female in my life.
You wouldn't mate. You in Glasgow for long?
It's soundspacker, the German mong who used to prattle on about boomers and radiator meters. You can tell because he add suffixes to everything, "berg", "burgh" and one of his recent favourites is "thoughbeit"
n-no u-u
Soundspacker started making threads at like 495 instead of 500 to get his troll edition in. Gradually got lower and lower.
So we're all bullying Shippy now?
It makes sense. He regularly spat his dummy out and had tantrums over some noise.
And all we do is laugh at him. He's so salty. It's quite funny seeing his pathetic attempts at impersonating a big boy.
le cyberbullying XDDD
kek you can literally just turn off the PC and that's it bullying over
His British dollies are all he has. He's a literal lolcow. Ran out of Anon Babble and countless other places. We've tried here to no success
No we're laughing at the salty spastic that is obsessed with shippy, and most recognisable posters.
It's just banter de lad
he thinks he's a bully
Do bullies usually get ridiculed repeatedly?
Kek. Oo yes, you're a big scary poster who we all fear.
Yeah staying over tonight
Post-400 anxiety has made me live a disabled life. It's very insidious.
Sean will be back in here tonight, on trip, now that the nappyposting has abated. I get you guys didn't like the nappy posting, but it was a necessary evil.
another thread of yapping on about different characters and gimmicks
vibes are all off
Nah, you're just a boring repetitive faggot. You have a high opinion of yourself, that nobody here agrees with.
What obsession will you start on next, which personality living rent free in your mind now?
I took a low dose of antipsychotic today
I think it does help my brain at the moment, but antipsychotics also can shrink the brain, so I should probably avoid these drugs wherever possible
Ultimately I think I need to change my shitty lifestyle which might allow me to live a decent life without resorting to shitty medications.
Wish I knew in advance, I'd have had a pint with you
Me? Took a high dose of codeine.
You're all going to be dragged out of your homes Ukraine style to fight in the upcoming war.
Starmer wills it and you've fapped to much to resist anymore.
We've tried here to no success
There's not many that give a shit about the thread. They are here to mock posters, or reddit tier tourists, it feels like.
Nothing will happen. Nothing ever happens. You will see (nothing).
Just took my meds. I can feel the desire to nappypost leaving my system. This must be how Timmy felt.
Shippy could drive vans in the ukraine
had a colleague who did that. posh woman in her 50s who had a 3/4 life crisis. bought a van, drove to Ukraine, and started volunteering
shippy this shippy that
Shippy here, Shippy there, we want Shippy everywhere!
Exploding into beans and gravy when the drone gets him
Might cop some R&R soonish
For reference, this is a soundspacker post
Played some Ghosts of Tsushima in 4K HDR earlier in the OLED. All I can say is WOW! People are really being scammed on non-OLED tellys claiming to do HDR.
What's your favourite Shippy anecdote?
Do you have bad pain at the moment? Sorry if you do lad
I hate meds to be honest but my brain is just in a shitty place right now. Maybe I should have fixed my lifestyle earlier. Or maybe I have some weird genetics which fuck up my mind (doctors have suggested this). I don't know at the end of the day.
2 more weeks do you think?
Yes, another low quality post from a thread nigga.
Any idea why? I always turn HDR off on my Hisense LED because it looks like shit and just makes everything dark.
oxford shirts don't need ironing, imo
am i saying this is the most fashionable look in the world? no. am i saying it gives hi ma certain 'bad boy' charm? yes.
what's Ghost of Tsushima? title sounds like it's a lofty metaphor for war, or the aftermath of a nuclear disaster. is it not like Luigi's Mansion or Fatal Frame?
Ruth has got time to run races, drink craft beer, go on holidays...but not make any asmr. She doesn't care about that now. I was a sucker for falling for her charm. Looks so mid anyway for a 20yo.
Leave the poor bint alone you freak
20 years ago, i was asking myself, "am i chargin mah lazer??/"
nowadays 20 years ago, Ruth was born.
mental, if you think about it.
Is that you Britmong, pretending to be ruthmong?
Sick of pubs destroying the health of this country. Publicans are making bank. They deserve to suffer financially.
nowadays 20 years ago
What drugs are you on, anon? Are you the ket head?
Samurai game in the vein of a Kurosawa film on PlayStation. Bretty good if I say so myself.
Unironically looks like a pig
shes unironically a 3/10, yikes. If Ruthmong was 10 years younger he'd have a chance.
Almost didn't make it this time de lids.
Balding britfeelers
An obsessed /britfeel/er.
Ah now you're disgusted with her for being a human being with a whole life of her own. Just as I predicted would happen. Getting angry with her yet or will that be later?
I have a full thick head of hair at 26
Why is there.. splats?
Very sanctimonious.
She should be at home making ASMR videos, not running for charity. You can run in vidya anyway.
Only found out myself this morning. Due to the tree in the train line actually
The fact that this girl has over 15,000 simps should be enough proof of pussyflation.
the same guy the spams the linux gimmick
Yet another typo from the gimmick poster
upper class white girls dont get diarrhea
Finasteride comes out in cum, so if I gave cheeka a facial and rubbed it on his scalp he'd get benefits.
are you trolling? don't want my GF growing a beard
She's probably Ruthmong's real looksmatch in a pre-social media, pre-hookup culture world.
You lads got your tickets for the great north run this September?
Yet another typo.
Can you into proof reading your obsessions?
I'm not even talking to her you silly mong.
No.
yeah that'll be me. taking it easy today. cheeky line, couple of tramadols.
what drugs are YOU on (if any)?
not trolling, they reccomend you stop taking it if you plan on impregnating a woman cause the sperm can affect the baby
At least her university is even further from Hastings than York
Let me be clear... the shit flew out of my arse like bullets from a shotgun and splatted against the toilet bowl.
Yep, I'm in the central belt
if you plan on impregnating a woman
fuck Queen Heziel
aye their first two albums were good, the rest were shite.
20 years ago I was in school.
Bully number 1 - let's call him James. Used to flick my ears really hard and all the girls would laugh at me. Would press up against all the staceys and talk dirty to them. If I did that, I'd be fucking suspended.
Bully number 2 - David; pressed ESC on my keyboard in the computer room when an animated file was playing in IE6, then said "hey look everyone, anon's cog wheel is broken like him" and then they all laughed. At least now pressing ESC does not stop animated gifs I think.
20 years ago SSM was being diagnosed with TMAU by Sheffield University
Fuck me just caught a bit of EastEnders and they're going in about incels now too.
Just cannabis and nicotine, at the moment. Necking a diazie after I've eaten. In fact, fuck it.
*necks the diazie*
Wanted to have pregabs, but doing something tomorrow, and CBA being somewhat trippy (not sure if because I'm a new user, but been feeling something go on for ~72 hours after taking them, mental, love it). I have some vintage cocaine (bought in march), but I'm not much of a stim guy.
Kek, I read that as that too at first
The train calls at Hyndland
Corr, it's like IRL /britfeel/
Obvious psyop. They want to censor the internet. The days could be numbered for us on here. Kiwi Farms and Gab have already blocked access for UK users due to the Online Safety Act.
Watching porn 1 inch from my 80 inch telly so I can immerse myself in the butthole.
tfw no redcar dosser gf
What exactly was Kiwi Farms? I always heard of it but never visited. They preemptively banned UK IPs, I'm not sure the government forced them.
mad to think this all started as a silly joke on this board and now it's on pdfs handed out by the government
Hope you somehow get a bird pregnant tonight mate
Yeah maybe. OLD has ruined everything for the young lads now. These bints are all with 8/10 deano clones.
sounds chill. i knew people take the mick out the stoner lads, but it must be comfy in their own lil way. i freak the fuck out. schizo shit. might be acid flashbacks (psychedelics COULD help with depression and all that - get the research done lads it's 2025).
hope you're not as high-strung and can have a good ol' relaxing time. no need to be stimulated when you can be sedated.
CAN I PLAY WITH MADNESS?
It's a forum that tracks 'internet lolcows', it was originally the Christian Weston Chandler forum but branched out into following the antics of all sorts of internet eccentrics. SSM even has a thread on there.
Government is full of pdf's. Starmer even let jimmy make it to the grave without prosecution.
Bad things in life mostly happen to white people. Sorry not sorry.
I have a good diet.
How much do you reckon incel advisors make? They've got it wrong here, incels believe they are owed sex from Stacey's
How fast or populated is it? I thought we were THE authority on Mark. Sounds like the male version of that site with all the bints gossiping.
there was that 'chanthropologist' guy who did his dissertation on image board culture, which i thought was funny as hell.
now some UK government guy has explain all this internet comic nonsense in plain English? amazing.
we are a subculture. every slice of drivel you serve adds to the zeitcaek.
Cheers lad. Shagging a Weegie lass at all would be a godsend. Haven't seen any eye candy yet. Motherwell is deserted. Just one /britfeel/ looking type on the train hut otherwise empty
It's a very busy forum, they've also hosted videos of mass shootings which is one of the main reasons the authorities hate the site. The SSM thread isn't particularly active. And yeah, it's basically a higher IQ, more psychopathic, male version of Tattle Life.
Wonder if Shippy will end up on a pdf 10 years from now
Didn't understand a word the train conductor said, just flashed him my ticket and he went on
Motherwell is a proper shithole. You staying in the city centre?
You eat nothing but chorizo sandwiches
I'm somewhat chilled out naturally, but do get wound up and carry a lot of hate with me (for myself, nobody else). Got some stuff I need to work through going on, so that's effecting my ability to be chill.
upper class rich white girls have good diets and dont get diarrhea ever
Semms like you think you're "going to get out of it"
Ok tax for those who refuse to start, at 60%, no tax allowance.
No benefits may be claimed. State provision of services denied.
Prison is not the only tool if conscription is refused. The first people to refuse will be very visibly named and shamed. You will know them very well, some of them even may be you.
They've not even started the wind up of propaganda yet
Is he as kino as are Eric?
And caesar salads too.
Yeah got a hotel in the centre.
Hamilton Mheadhain (Gaelic)
Burst out laughing at that remembering the misspelled Ebin gimmick
We love our whorish eva
do you poo every day?
why are you lot so obsessed with this particular girl? I talked to someone on here a few days who sounded like her posting anon, the sentencing was strange, does she browse here? and why do you lot hate her
if anyone wants the pdf
damn right i do. good stuff, this.
will be watching out for these 'pills'.
Not really the most professional language to use for visiting Arbroath station but there we go
Drugs are bad for you lads. I've taken an antipsychotic today because my mind is a mess at the moment, but ideally I want to get a grip on my life so I'm not taking any drugs anymore.
diazie
Benzos can be nice I guess but you don't want to become dependent on them.
Just my two pennies worth. Health is important lads.
does eva6 live there
Find me a post where anyone seems like they hate her.
youtube.com
I hate being humiliated in my day to day life but love it on Twitter
really weird!
It's hard to believe this is the same girl.
She'd struggle to get anywhere near that if she started looking the way she does now. She doesn't put much effort into herself anymore. All that alcohol must be giving her brain damage. I genuinely think Scottish lass is beautiful and she's only like four years older. She's taking care of herself and only drinks lightly.
I always laugh when I see Troon on the map
Quite a few Neds at Blantyre
You have no idea how much "scottish lass" drinks. You only recently found out how much Ruth drinks. Yet you've learned nothing. What a dense mongoloid.
Looking forward to properly exploring the city centre
Nobody hates Ruth, she was an ASMR YouTuber who a poster here became obsessed with back in 2022, he saved hundreds of screenshots of her and kept posting them in every thread. He became known as 'Ruthlad' and later 'Ruthmong' as a result. Someone told her about his obsession and she stopped uploading videos to YouTube. She has become a meme on here ever since. That's all it is.
Looks so mid anyway
Unironically looks like a pig
shes unironically a 3/10, yikes. If Ruthmong was 10 years younger he'd have a chance.
just seems a bit hateful
Based LSFPL
Saved any good L sign pics lately?
Me on the left x
Shippy is a pdf file
ah, so thats who ruthmong is, now why seassidemark? why him of all alchies on youtube, does he know of his fanbase on here?
You want a suggestion for a place to eat?
I'm on that xlsx grind personally
In theory I should be getting hotel food but I'm going to be cutting it fine for the kitchen being open. But if I miss it then yeah I'll need somewhere to eat
Tattle Life is great to lurk.
i guess a lot of it was Something Awful but i miss just hearing about internet weirdos on the grapevine. that Down the Rabbit Hole fella on YouTube does a good job dramatizing some of them.
ScotRail forcefully teaching my gaelic
where you going lid?
Time for my beans and cheese on toast. Still no Tabasco, so I'm gonna make the beans with a bit of marmite and curry powder. It's absolutely LUSH lads
Staying overnight in Glasgow. Stayed on the outskirts a few times, and when I've been to the city centre before I've never had time to stop
I don't do them (diazies) often, the last 1 I has was over a month ago.
Yes, who doesn't?
went to scotland once had no idea what they were saying
we cant all afford a rich girl diet like you
Nah just old ones but a woman in my office put an L on her forehead when I was talking to her yesterday and gave me wank bank material lmao
Try Thundercat on Miller St.
you're not wrong, how are you finding the antipsychotics?
i'm 'self-aware', just at the end of the day if there was a floating camera filming me, yeah i do all the pacing and stares and stuff. more of a general 'impression' they are out to get me than anything rational.
some grandiose conspiracy would actually be nice. is it all them dastardly Jews, /britfeel/? is that where we're at?
Who even uses credit unions? Nothing against them, they seem like a pretty good idea, but there are loads about and I've never known a single person mention them before
I often read their threads on Shawn and Charlotte from Theme Park Worldwide and on Danny the Rate my Takeaway man. Mental how much hate they have for completely inoffensive internet personalities.
girls like this arent my type at all
Listening to HHL era choons x
She looks a bit like a brass I porked at Sandy's Superstars in Manchester once.
HHL with his drinking? SAME OL MISTAKES!
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yep, eaten me tea, just had me tea just 'ad me tea then had 8 chorizo roles and now im dangerously full, yep done it again with my greed i have yep
consequences of me actions yep
What type of poos do you do?
She's got better skin and has a good fitness routine (cardio and muscle training) to maintain herself. Alcohol consumption really ages and dries the skin out.
He not post for 30 hours now
Shawn and Charlotte from Theme Park Worldwide
Speaking of them, their sprog finally arrived.
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She's got better skin and has a good fitness routine (cardio and muscle training) to maintain herself. Alcohol consumption really ages and dries the skin out.
is this the same person?
A true HHL classic.
We're in the post-HHL era now de lad.
Just.. poop? What do you expect.
Fair enough lad
I'm just taking an antipsychotic for OCD sort of symptoms (obsessive thoughts)
I think they do help but antipsychotics have a lot of bad effects on the brain and body so I want to ultimately live without these meds
pacing
Antipsychotics can definitely make me pace. They can make me restless so I find myself getting up and walking around pointlessly. Just one of the known movement problems caused by antipsychotics.
is it rock solid? like a bullet? how much toilet paper do you need to use?
What do you expect.
Photos
Really not something I want to talk about
gong to be straight with you here:
i am unemployed have zero clue what a 'credit union' is.
will it help me manage my finances?
eva6 has rock solid poos
Going to the lost property office at the railway station after intentionally losing a cheap phone the previous day. They come out and show me the phone and I unlock it with my biometrics to prove it's mine. The lady is confident that is indeed my phone, so I just take it and refuse to pay the "collection" fee. What can they do? It's not theft if it's my own property. She calls the BTP but I'm long gone.
Major railway stations are making huge amounts of money from this racket, on top of extortionate ticket prices. We cannot allow them to take advantage. Never pay the lost property fees. If they refuse to give back your property, you can take them to court for theft. Then they'll pay your legal costs and compensation.
what do you want to talk about, eva-chan?
I want to see your poo
just had a poo yep, cleared the way and now I dont feel so disgustingly full, going to have weetabix once ive cleaned and tidied yep, luv me weetabix i do, fibre.
her face is so fucking round. she really is her father's daughter.
Lately my poos have been a type 6-7 on the bristol stool chart. Wagey life is causing anxiety
Sometimes I wish I had a shit job that had 0 stakes like stacking shelves
Mak on a mad one today corr
cannot understand a word this freak says
Fucking kek, it's THE news extra. Many Western Union payments to Phnom Penh have been sent from here
going to force myself to go to a local gig on friday evening, less than five minutes on foot. Maybe I'll make a fren, dont have any. Ive had people try to talk to me at gigs before but it catches me off guard but this time ill be prepared.
mines always type 3
going to force myself to go to a local gig on friday evening
always speak to nice people but never made a proper friend
its hard making friends, dunno how people manage it, maybe if I talk to someone and it goes well I just keep the conversation flowing I could ask if they want to get a beer, I just dont know how youre supposed to go about it to not look desperate because everyone at this point already have mates and probably dont need more mates, fkn nightmare
A game I bought and refunded on Steam a year ago is appearing as "add to library" on its store page. There's no demo, I've downloaded and launch and it's functioning as if it's the full game. Checked my Steam purchase history and it doesn't say I've purchased it. Do I just play the game as if I own it whilst I can, or will the Steam police get me in the future?
feel bad for people like mak, never had a chance, he's just too thick
No it's a scottish asmrtist called laura.
I don't reckon she would have a dosser alcoholic dad like SSM as a father. Her father is likely a high earner. Maybe not getting 300k a year from running pubs but still in a good position.
Mak has a degree mate. Not even joking. It's the alcoholism that fucked him up.
yeah idk mate nights out are always a bit too ephemeral for me to think you can start any long term friendships there
What are you getting at? I'm out of the loop.
I wonder if she inherited his hidden disability.
Enjoyed these piccys. Ddnt get thats what u meant earlier. Ave been asleep again since half 5. Most days is like that Unfortunately. Have a nice time.x
Thanks to Blair there are plenty of thick people with completely useless degrees these days.
Do it. It might go badly, but you'll have more regrets if you don't go.
not a proper night out, few hours or so but youre probably right
well I mainly just want to do something and listen to some irl music so I might as well, if me expectations are bare minimum I cant be disappointed.
About to do something in Glasgow for the first time in my life. Something most men have done by 18 and many even sooner. At 32 I still haven't done it yet. Until tonight!
I'm not angry. I'm disappointed on her life decisions so far (alcohol, not driving anymore, oversaturated media degree). It's good she runs for charity, though. That's definitely what a middle class family would do...involve themselves with community events.
Going to finger a fat drunken bird behind a wheelie bin behind a spoons?
Me laying down on the bed in the background waiting patiently for my sex reward.
corr, a gig. will be the talk of the thread until Saturday. godspeed young anon.
Type 3 is by far the most satisfying poo
eva6 is type 1
hers are rock solid little nuggets that leave nothing on the sides
no wiping involved
imagine if i turned around and went I never even went, corr that would be disappointing, cant do that ive got to go now
been to the mall yeah it's a shopping centre I just prefer the word mall and got mummy her favourite perfume for her birthday
also went in my favourite restaurant
Shippy and BN bullied HHL out of the thread with all the nappy stuff. It not right what they do to our welper
Tell you what lads, I've never played Undertale. I saw a lot about it when it came out but I just never got around to playing it. Is it worth a play?
It was mostly ponce
is this one of those riddles where we're meant to think about it from different points of view? like the fact that it's 'in Glasgow', is that relevant?
is it 'be an adult born near Glasgow, currently present in Glasgow'?
hers are rock solid little nuggets that leave nothing on the sides
Is that what she calls the young boys she grooms?
Fucking hell I love that. Haven't heard it for years. Godspeed lad
nah the internet circus is right pal. you HAVE to go, and that's the end of the matter.
Ruth is an alcoholic
No, play Earthbound instead.
I don't believe that Ponce is real, just seems like a character that Shippy has made up.
Didnt know gab was banned
Dont care about kf,,as far as visiting it,nd I think ssm did have a fred but it was 1 guy trying to push it as a lolcow that didnt go anywhere. That site is demonic tk me but aye it still shouldnt be banned
I dnt really use gab either but there was 1 kr 2 ppl I liked to follow that dont post anywhere else
Country is fucked,vapes banned
No vapes no work
Buckfast
Nah, location is just coincidental here
Ponce is real and Shippy and him have been in an LDR for a while.
Never has the drivel compass pointed so strongly towards Glasgow
Yeh
Don't get spoiled though just play it
It's not that long
Ponce is very real. I've even met him a few times
Kek'd at this earlier. I could probably walk barefoot in a pub and no one would notice.
Is alcohol why she got a head injury? I still can't work that one out.
u can be my girl
if i could be ur world x
What's a drivel compass?
sameshippy
i'm going to watch the film Trainspotting.
apparently i've had this idea before, because i have already downloaded it. cor.
time to watch the film Trainspotting.
Ponce (aka Oigo) has been posting in this thread for years.
LARP drivel relationship?
About to do something in Glasgow for the first time in my life. Something most men have done by 18 and many even sooner. At 32 I still haven't done it yet. Until tonight!
fascinating
It's a device, patented by Greg "Penis" Austin, with a needle, which instead of pointing to the magnetic north pole, points to the strongest source of drivel.
If you're watching it for the first time, hope you enjoy it. It's a modern classic
Only the bottom 2 were me
I think it's used to draw perfectly round drivels.
Greg "Penis" Austin
I thought his name was Penis Austin (formerly Greg Austin, formerly Penis Penis Austin)
Oigo? What kind of fucking name is that
Time to get out if bed at 9pm n eat something
Xx
My name is not Oigo.
It's a toyota isn't it? I'm sure I remember the adverts from years ago.
Stone Cold Greg Austin desu
The 'head injury' is clearly a sex related inside joke.
that's an Aygo lad
It's just a name that Ponce sometimes uses, other than the name Ponce.
Currently drinking sparkling water in Glasgow
corr are you going to batter a prozzies fanny in? cauliflowered anus
Pleasant experience of Glasgow so far. Everyone seems a bit nicer up here desu, service staff especially
I got this other day. For me its flavoured still water tho. Strawberry ones n lemon ones
I enjoyed my time in Glasgow. Been twice now. Stayed at the Holiday Inn first time and the Doubletree Hilton second time. Lovely pool in that one.
You haven't lived until you've stayed in the Marriott (I haven't lived myself yet)
Thinking about how far down the bonvoy program BN has fallen since the heydey pre-covid
had 2 Dior sample sets and a candle with me points. that store never has good tiered gifts. I prefer to order direct desu, JPG do great gifts when you order direct, got a nice tote bag and a bucket hat before, they do miniatures too so cute
the sample sets have 1 each of miss dior, j'adore and sauvage, not a fan of sauvage meself but I like miss dior on a woman, bought it for sugarbaby before, so I put it on the doggo she got me for me birthday
Here we go lads. Oh aye
Hope your right lad. Just seems like a bit of an insult to anyone with a real head injury.
I'm still Gold mate.
If u see my dad in town tell him to txt me ave lost his number
Why won't she release the poo logs? If she's regular she's got nothing to worry about.
Where abouts in town fren x
Corr. Thought you basically did everything from home these days
At 32, for the first time in my life, I'm about to eat a steak
I noticed ny old dentist just became a private one at some point
So they can just do that
It didn't start as a private 1
It just is one now
Interesting
Am only kidding dont even know where he works now
I like steaks but i nearly choked on one a few yrs ago that put me off them ever since but aye enjoy it but be careful x
Yeah I do but I have a Platinum Amex which gives you automatic gold with both Marriott and Hilton.
Fuck me 2 minutes after the tutorial a bear powerslams me to death. Not as bad as the giant bears from Elden Ring though.
Spaghetti-O on toast.
prepare to be disappointed and not see what all the fuss is all about
Lotta kino lassingtons in these Mission Impossible films
But the most kino gotta be Rebecca Ferguson
English/Swedish mix, must be that heh
I HAVE
RECENTLY SUFFERED
HEAD INJURY
PLEASE READ
THIS POST
It was fucking delicious desu. Should have tried one earlier
Timmy likes his tea 4x stronger if that's alright with you lads?
they all look the bloody same these deanos. i guess there's such an excess of them now that some just have to settle for mid bints.
Checked and read.
Can't believe you went 32 years without trying steak. Were you brought up on chicken nuggets or something?
That calls for a replay of this banger
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did you have a flatbread starter?
funny how lads have all got bangs now
if they turned the WiFi off and installed signal blockers they'd reduce the number of Timmy's in hospital
You are objectively wrong. Michelle Monaghan is the GOAT. I love her so much. Hnnnnnng.
some manager came down from another office to give some small presentation and to linger for the day and having to listen to him flirt with the office stacey was painful, just fkn painful, obvious loud office flirting.
Not a bad choice, but not a patch on R Beccs x.
the steak thing is mad tho, I have a sirloin a day me, will never go back to anything less, feel miles better than cramming in the mince beef
I'm sorry I'm in love with Michelle I can't help it.
willy
Notice none of the deanos make these tiktoks and youtubes. It's always the loud bints filming every little thing in their lives like they're some bloody unique specimen. No consideration on whether he wants to be in the poxy video. Fucking avocado on toast. An trip to the bloody wax museum. How special. Let's just film me trophy boyfriend with nice detailed arm tats. Look gals. Like and subscribe.
Waffles and beans mostly, but occasionally chicken nuggets too
Nothing wrong with that my lid.
you need your head and hard drives checked mate
/deepfeel/: This, sliced turkey butties and roast dinners were a hallmark meal for many members of the oldfeeler community.
True I am also a big lover of Rebecca and her freckles and cute nose as well.
That bitch really is fucking hideous looking. Like Sid from Ice Age with acne and worse teeth. How do ugly bints like this get boyfriends?
Eating ham straight from the fridge at 3am
Corrr her best feature indeed.
its all ruth this, ruth that! va fangool!
Eating cheese before bed
Eating cereal out of a salad bowl
mumberg keeps buying shreddies even though i keep telling her they taste like cardboard
just cleaned the fidge out and cupboards, neatly tidied them, now I can maximise wfh comfyness as all I'll have to do is strip the bed and put the washing on and wipe down the surfaces as well as dust, vac and mop. It will be comfy and clean.
We've had this debate before. Shreddies are lush
Pouring a pint of Guinness down Ruth's arsehole and sucking it out with a straw.
Jim "JD" Donnelly was accused of stealing royal jewellery. JD's home was subsequently raided in 2002 which had a devastating effect on his life.
The 20 year old hdd is doing ok mate. Thanks for asking.
Wonder if Blad's brother posts on the Corrie subreddit. Lots of negative posts there lately.
If you want to be infuriated, watch The Hunt
Hes Anon BabbleJimMcDonaldFan1488
Females love ruining men's lives when they don't get what they want...even when they're very young. What a surprise.
Nottingham is the city of dreams
Corr proper northern slags
The chav on the left isn't too bad. Fertile at least.
got to be joking me mate
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It's bad for young men especially. Most men are swiped away on online dating because they keep thinking there's something better coming up next.
qrd on The Swan pub, what relevence does it have to Ruth?
Looks better than emily pops and that ice age lass.
5 codeines in my belly
Writing today off, dnt give a shite
Thas a nice piccy
Give me a right good laugh this. He has been sulking tonight at the kitchen table. Not sure why. I think its because mum has been asked to give one of her monjarno pens to brothers best female friend and I said fucking no. Even though she is earning 4K a month one benefit fraud she is rolling in it. That shit costs 180 pound per pen, what are you crazy? She can pay for it herself.
He loves les battersby and Fred Elliot. Proper good times when corre wasnt woke! His words.
Dunnae mind me lads 'n lasses, just out on this Tuesday evening preaching the ills of abortion
Im a foot model from the Scottish Highlands, I love showing off my sky high arched feet with long legs to match and plenty of curves
Sit on me mammy spank my botty xxxxxx my new wife
i'm that fucking desperate, i probably would desu.
from the Scottish Highlands
1488
Its a shame Borders aint there anymore u would have liked it
she's trying to impress me, very cute
You can see my old flat in that picture. You fascist.
Who's that statue outside the concert hall? Looks like Bernie sanders desu
Donald Dewar. Labour politician who was the first First Minister of Scotland.
Is there a reason everyone under 25 is covering their face?
Go there and ask about her.
fucks sake left me toothbrush in the bathroom again and brotherberg went and did a shite and flushed without closing the lid again fuck my shite life guess ill just get a mouthful of poo then
Haha would you look at that, a wasino (I won't go in)
Need george sq piccy n counting house wetherspoons
conditioning. their formative years were during Covid
I'm actually free now and could come and meet you but Mrs BN would have huge huge questions and concerns about me just suddenly popping out at 10:30pm on a tuesday night to "meet a mate off Anon Babble"
Its ok to go at your own pace x
I'm en route! I will deliver fren x
If I never had fish odour syndrome I would have worked all me life.
People think I'm weird for not leaving my toothbrush in the bathroom with shit particles everywhere.
Oh i was just talking random shite not directed at u take your time x
Do you not have a bathroom cabinet lad?
Roll for it lad. I actually assumed you had a mate who worked in that diner and you were going to ask them 'did this [picture] autist come in earlier?"
A lot of ppl told me "its ok to go at your own pace in life" but mostly, actually only ppl that go at a normal pace. Like,, doctors, psychiatrist, nurse, theyve got families, its easy for them to say
Kek. Why does your mum have a pen that expensive? She collect pens? IIRC Les Battersby was always calling Hayley a tranny.
Have BN and crossy ever met up? Aren't you both in Glasgow as well.
Whats happened to welper? Not seen much of him lately.
Starting to think him and Yanklass have eloped.
it's a weight loss thing lad, like ozempic in the US, it's a "pen" that fatties stab themselves with, like insulin
I believe he is currently having his nappy changed. The staff at his carehome have put parental controls on his devices too, it not right.
Haha not a fuckin biro pen lad. Its monjarno. They care called pens for some reason, its in the shape of one.
Oh yeah I had a retard moment there. Fat hoe trying to get free weight loss jabs. Shameful.
Laughing at the idea of my mum owning a 180 pound fountain pen.
Interesting energy in city tonight x
as for me it's bed time x
It true. She really doesn't give a shit. I'm done giving a shit about her.
I'm an idiot quite the misunderstanding there. Does your mum have to buy them herself or she get them on prescription?
Alright Crossy, went into the counting house for a pish. Got lost finding the bog down the stairs. Some young Weegie fist bumped me outside. A few Polis in the counting house
GCC tyrants dont have "standard operating procedures" for tonight
Hate how it makes me depressed seeing others happy. I never wanted to be that sort of person.
good, leave her the fuck alone, absolute freak. insane that you actually expected her to care about you
Thats so class that u went inside. Thanx. Ave posted here from in there with my mum a lot of times. Not as much this year though but nov-december nearly every weekend.
The true simp reads this and thinks 'I just haven't shown my love clearly enough yet. I must post more'.
And St Georges square. A bit naff with the building work.
A bit of eye candy tonight, not as good as I remember but still better than anywhere else
I never went to any pubs in Glasgow, didn't have the time really. Not even the Wetherspoons. My hotel didn't even have a resident's bar and the bar closed at like 10pm. This just after Covid too so I guess it wasn't fully normal.
makes me happy seeing other people happy. person in front of me in the Tesco's queue won 20 quid on a scratcher, they were surprised and happy, made me smile
I don't expect her to care about me personally. Obviously I'm just mr anon. You'd think she do it for her fans every now and then.
Not a great fan of the grid system. Makes things seem a bit 'samey'. Some really nice buildings here and there though. Definitely 2nd city of the empire vibe
So weird to think ur there rn. Liminal as fuck.x
Some are just cringe and expect a response.
Imagine thinking that any of these bints would ever care about you
yeah no you do, why else would you have made that comment on the video?
Oof, city of Glasgow college needs a bit of renovation
It's really the only way to get a good Cities Skyline city going unless you're cheating with unlimited money.
The problem with these injections besides the fact that it's insane to even consider injecting some bullshit into yourself is that you are not going to learn and deal with what it takes to remain a normal weight.
They'll just get fucking fat again and then need the injections again then get fat again.
That you Ruth?
Well now, a handsome little NEET lad? You're new here aren't you sir? Little far from your childhood box room, huh? Looks like your days of unemployed frolicking have come to a tragic end. To go from your comfy living room to a Seether-infested hole like this... how very sad.
These walls must feel like they're closing in on you. Pretty soon you'll go mad, and the frogs will increase your dose just to stop the ranting. That's right, lid, it's time for your amisulpride injection!
Have a little jog up that big fuck off hill there. Phwoar absolute killer that one.
I have not left 1 single comment on anyone's video.
They would if I had money and deano looks.
Come 2 think on it wouldnt the ulez thing affect u
It's not that Angela would suspect BN of cheating or anything, he could provide photos as proof. It's just the notion of 'yeah I'm going to meet someone from Anon Babble at 11pm' being even worse than secretly meeting a woman on the side
Successfully took over the world, the other people in the server were being very disgusting and mean when I invaded everyone, and insulted my friend too and was gross talking about them and me.
Haha nah it's just a place that does kind of comforting type of American food.
Not yet.
Yeah she wouldn't suspect me of cheating she'd just struggle to sleep until I get home because it's so weird and out of the blue that I'd just pop out so late.
Didn't jog but did walk it. A hilly city indeed
Are you describing /britfeel/ here?
Had an electric car anyway and that's already delivered now (in Motherwell) I'm just staying here the night
go to bed you're going to sleep through your alarm again and be sad. you can play with your little boy friend again tomorrow
Corr, warabic
My stp dad got hit by the ulez thing in london n he was fuming n i mean fuming n shouting n bawling at them on the phone. It did seem like a scam desu directed to extract money from tourists who dont know how everything in london works
Am not very social IRL I dont mean that I wouldnt want to or hve no desire I mean that am not good at it n anybody that met me would probably be sitting there like that "why did i bother" so aye
BN, as lovely as that steak and chips was, it wasn't exactly filling for a big lad like me. Any chippies or anywhere going to be open at this time?
Corrr... propah kino this is.
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get a few baileys down ya
you'll be good to go x
I've got done by it before.
You know before they extended it the last time, the North Middlesex hospital was in it, so you had to pay 12 bong to literally drop someone off and go. It was a cul de sac but they had cameras on the entrance. Grim
Love this building desu
Yeah, so there's a place called Hajar's Shwarma on John St, about 2 or 3 mins walk from that place you took the photograph of. Go and get one of their wraps. They are really really good.
Am not very social IRL
Everyone in /britfeel/ is like that, anyone meeting you isn't going to expect some vibrant talkative chad
Mad how light it stays this far north. Oh aye
I have met Helperlad IRL as I live in Sunderland but he doesn't even know it. Didn't mention Anon Babble at all when I met him. He was off his head anyway.
all my copies of 1989 (Taylor's version) skip it's really annoying
More chatty pished weegies talking to me
50p in the jar
Ist driving me loopy on this sleep schedule cus its gna be light again at 4am now. It was cozier to post on here overnight in winter
does he weltdown irl or is it just for us?
Just when I saw the light at the end of the tunnel, found more tunnel didn't I. Well I did didn't I. Not lush. Very sad.
Not sure why I replied to that HHL post with this. Glitch in the system. Timeline got fucked up. As you were x.
So many drunks literally staggering about all over the place. Don't see this anywhere else desu
Its alright lad not taking the piss out of you not understanding. I was laughing at the fact you thought my mum owned a 180 pound pen. She gets them for free because she is overweight and has diabetes.
He was pretty normal other than being off his head and constantly trying to talk to random people in the bar.
Yeah, I will, I'm just gonna wash my face and then I'll go to bed a bit after that.
Do you wash your fanny before bed?
Lad this place doesn't exist on Google maps. I accidentally went to shawarma on Dundas street thinking this was it
I do like to scrub my body with a flannel.
good girl. are you taking it easy at work? not walking around with the bag of cables?
It's there. I spelled it wrong. Hajar Shawarma
6A John St, Glasgow G1 1JQ
My mistake, Google maps doesn't recognise it with the s
Blue lagoon will be open, u need to walk a wee bit though, unless youre going back to station anyway
I don't have to everyday, but I do have to walk around with a co-worker, and he asks people for me if someone has an issue, and then I fix it, if that makes sense, but everyday I collect unused cables under desks, specifically ethernet.
Blue Lagoon is shite lad. You know it and I know it.
Lovely, toilets closes at queen street
Sounds like a LARP. What bar and when?
Think its unlikely u would meet him and not say something about knowing him
Open til half 1 tho
I'm actually really close to blue lagoon. Literally never seen a chip shop in my life open this late
were you out on the wooze or working? was it the beehive?
Think this is the first time I've actually still wanted to live in that flat the top of Buchanan Street, just because of what a laugh it would be to stand on that balcony smoking a joint and watch Shippy walking around below.
is it easier for you with your coworker asking? why are there unused cables under the desks, surely they stay plugged into the docking stations
Nope, fuck that, it stank from outside and I could tell how grim it was a mile off from the cold cod just lying there
True but Hajars is open late too and it's actually good.
They plug their ethernet cables into the floor, from the docking thingy.
shawarma shits coming on strong
Had I been on the opposite side we could literally see each other from our floor to ceiling windows
yeah but why don't they stay plugged into the docking stations
It would be like the Nottingham video in 3D
People walk off, forget about it, and just request a new one, on my first day, nobody was actually maintaining the underfloor wiring, it looked, as my father would say, a snake's wedding.
I'd love to plug my token ring ethernet cable into Eva's 9-pin DIN socket.
Can we get an art pic before bedtime please
how i long for my whorish eva...
sort it all out lass. be confident and make it fun, put their names on the a label, tell them they're not having another if they lose it
BTW Shippy, John St is the heart of the gay district. Not that I sent you there for that reason. It really is the best place to get something to eat late night in that bit of town. But you might see some nice man candy while you're there.
Not that I sent you there for that reason
It's called City shawarma now. Just got a large fries.
4.80!
quite like the look of that Glasgow. glad to see anon is having a good time.
They will be good fries for sure out of there though.
I was literally thinking earlier how even the men look better in Glasgow (objectively)
The handful of hours ave been awake today ave felt like i got hit with a sledgehammer. Liminal dream state vibes in the building tonight. Even last night the way i fell asleep all of a sudden with my PS4 still on n then i had the mental dream about my mum being a zoo keeper for polar bears n some more personal stuff n then once i woke up I saw this anon on here posting "Cats and dogs are protectors of space time continuum" which I know exacfly what he means, because of my dream. Nxt thing, shppy is converging with the space time 3D matrix. Even though I feel like shit today it may be for a higher purpose.
kek
Few places are as underrated as Glasgow. Although the secret is out now, hotels are getting pricier and there's loads more people moving here.
Thanks sweetheart you're not bad yourself!
Ah, you're right, there's literally a gay bar next door. Didn't even notice it
A gay bar, or as you call it, "a bar". Yeah there's loads round there. Next door, across the road too. Basically the gay district.
Although the secret is out now, hotels are getting pricier
You're telling me. 137 bong for 1 night, at least I'm not paying for it
Shippy going in the gay bar and pretending he didn't notice it's a gay bar
8 within 2 minutes walking distance on Google maps. 'underground' eh. Katie's bar directly across too
Shippy thinking the bouncer is going to quiz him if he's gay or not like in Peep Show but the guy just assumes he is gay otherwise he wouldn't be going to a gay bar to meet men.
I might go in. They sound like they're having a good time in there. The shawarma can wait.
Feel really sad now. I don't know how to fix my life. I can't do the things I wish I could've done when I was younger. I've never had a relationship. I'm getting older. It's not a good feel for me.
BritNormie just happening to be in this part of town and finding all these food places
Ive got a feeling we're not in flamingo land anymore x
Fine.
I want to, but I don't want to be looked down upon.
the secret is out now, hotels are getting pricier and there's loads more people moving here.
people talk like it's horrible and evil, yet look at these pictures. just a normal city. probably a few troublemakers but that's everywhere.
i dunno i expected it to not have tall buildings, or coffee shops, or any of that. just junkies. let alone shisha places.
they'll see the creased shirt and know he's not gay
If you had a boyfriend and he asked you to fart into his mouth, would you do it?
good art, this.
Have a feeling I'm not going to make it lads x
I don't... think so?.. I just hope he wouldn't ask.
Nice pic x
fine
lass don't let anons force you into posting these pics, they're hot but still
I want to, but I don't want to be looked down upon.
nobody is going to look down on you if you do it right, it's easy to joke around with stuff like that, I think you'd enjoy the job a lot more if you could have fun with it
It lush it lush it 4 times more lush
Theres loads of hipsters n art mongs n ppl like that here always has been.There is just also a lot of junkies n bampots n rougher bits.
can you just buy soap at half-eleven in Glasgow? large fries to go, then some posh bars of soap? city of the future, that.
Was just about to make a post about why there are people randomly wearing kilts here and there. At a wedding maybe but at 11:30 on a Tuesday night on Buchanan Street
Some woman started shouting "what's under your kilt" certainly don't get this down south
No you can't, but you can get shit chips at 1:30 am apparently
wonder if post-400 anxiety lad is doing okay. he's either a bit late, or he's having the night off. possibly trapped in some horrific cycle of panic attacks. and we're not even doing the ONE thing we could do to ease the pain.
Greta sending out distress call 80km off coast of Israel. They're saying there drones around their flotilla.
The Apus are in fucking tears lads.
Under my kilt? A small smelly knob and a cavernous unwashed arsehole.
It's an old reputation from the 70s really. Used to be proper rough.
it's never too late.
what stunt has she done now? missed this.
It's raining in Hyndland, mad that it seems to be dry in the city centre. Was just about to take the furbaby out for a walk. Even rolled a joint. It's funny how even he doesn't want to go out in the rain.
Tgis across the street where i went w my mum on mothers day last yr
should have stuck with climate change instead of all this anti semitism. fuck around and find out desu
Queen st is sovlless inside after renovation, dont like it
Went to my school so he did. Oh aye
Not raining here 3 minutes ago
Remember reading a conversation on r/glasgow where some wank was like "How is that place still open?" looking down on it because it doesn't have any foodie credentials or whatever. I was thinking "It's a big fuck off American restaurant in the city centre that does the kind of food everyone likes and kids love, obviously it's going to be open"
You went to Glasgow Academy? Posh.
These fries are good but portion not great, even for a large. Alright for a one off but wouldn't pay that regularly
Just not happy toilets were closed
I saw this piccy of queen st from 1981 n i was finking how soulless it is now compared to then just like everything in life. N i was kinda shocked too I know its ignorant but when my mam talks about back in her day this piccy is her day n id always just imagine it as being stark soot everywhere hardly any electric lights, perhaps even horses n carriage am kidding about that but that kind of vibe like proper austere, n then I see this and its like tokyo compared to just now when theres just the shit boring signs ugly LED lights n all the good shops are gone
can you just sail into Gaza? surely they'll just stop you.
happened last time, apparently.
I was thinking mosspark primary
He isn't posting from Glasgow
Interesting to see that. George Buffet, Highlander Bar, Hebridean Restaurant etc. Was all just a Burger King when I was a kid. Wonder what those places were like inside, what the food was like.
Did u actually. I used to live in mosspark. Liked it there. On my wee walkies in bellahouston pk. Our house was just across the street.
Also, I did smell some weed in town not much but there was definitely one person smoking openly
It snack night x
Got them woritos and dip on tap
I wouldn't smoke openly in town. I think the police would see that as taking the piss a bit, and you'd be far more likely to run into them here. Round here if you're a guy who is in his late 30s and walking a wee posh looking dog, weed is basically legal.
What the fuck are you on about? I'm Glaswegian and will admit weegies are the ugliest people in the UK
The women are alright at least, although really gone down hill from what I remember
Aye I'm a posh lad. There was a wee bust of Donald Dewer's head at the back of our assembly hall
I do miss Glasgow but not sure I could live there again. Winter's are too depressing. It may be for you, but it might not be for me. It Edinburgh all the way
Theres even sumbody from bearsden that posts here
Not ate anything yet "today". Too depressedx
Surely Edinburgh winters are just as depressing
I'm a bit jealous, must have been a good experience to be a teenager hanging about the west end all week. I used to go into town on a saturday of course but would be different to go to school here.
My cousin lives in Milngavie. Became an accountant. Married a chartered surveyor. Just the archtypical middle class stuff. She is sound though.
Not ate anything yet "today". Too depressedx
well, now it's new day :)
Worst thing about it to be honest. I don't actually mind the winters. It's when the weather is shit even during the summer I find depressing. Edinburgh is colder but much more dry, I found.
Cheer up fren. There's always someone out there worse off in life x
cor, cracking film that Trainspotting.
not saying i want to get into heroin, but i want that sense of mates it brings.
I wonder if police keep looking for Madeline McCann every summer because it's a good way to spend a bit of time in the Algarve.
Thank u, made me laugh that piccy.x
You wanna try living in Aberdeen!
I thought one of the messages of Trainspotting is that heroin addiction destroys friendships. I mean he betrays all of his mates at the end. Ends up killing one of them accidentally.
No problem lid x
As drugs films go its quite realistic i fink about how it feels n being a addict.For opioids neway.I like it cus its still fun to watch where most drug films are just grim n miserable.
Off to sleep now. Good night weegies
Haha forgot about that. What a lad.
It's noticeably less rainy. I also think the architecture of Edinburgh lends itself to the grey winters. Still can be depressing of course but the constant rain of Glasgow wears you down after many many years.
More windy tho. Hate the wind getting in my eyes n making me tear up.Id rather have rain than that. I know most dnt feel the same though.
Night night xx
Codeines kicked in big time. Wee bit wobbly.Oh yesh
he's the one who chooses to fuck off in the end. me? i'd choose mates.
Aye each to their own but I can handle the wind better than the rain me x
Anybody taking anti depressants and they make you incredibly tired all the time? I wake up tired, it cant be good for you.
My highland mammy x
oh no he's gone into Foot Mode
the mong is always in foot/goon mode. All the porn boards in this shithole and he spams it here.
my last ones were mirtazapine, so they were meant to do this. was actually pretty good.
SSRIs or whatever i can't remember, i associate waking up with no energy WITH depression.
maybe, but this is Oedipal Foot Mode. a daring combination.
they were meant to do this
Fuck I cannot do this forever. I am exhausted all day and night and constantly feel like shit. These super anti depressants arent even doing anything I was told to wait 4-6 weeks and Im on week 4 now and not noticing anything. Still the same. I genuinely believe some peoples brains are that fucked and cannot be helped, sadly Im one of them.
How about u stop greeting n make a new fred x
youtube.com
mad there was a REAL Trainspotting 2 (shan't be watching.)
new breadingtonshire
sorry i mean
mirtazapine
were meant to do this
specifically, you take those ones at night.
whatever you're on i suppose speak to your doctor. would say the usual about it taking you some time to get used to them and that, but four weeks is surely enough.
brains
maybe, google dysthymia for a fun one.
but also you are very overweight, we'd all be better off if we were physically fit, too. probably helps a lot of the mental stuff.
Last for my highland mammy x