I despise him so much for ruining our friendship

I despise him so much for ruining our friendship.

Male female friendships are a mistake you should only have your spouse and no other!!!

i despise enemies

A lesson I learned to late.

Incel told you a million times femanon. Why didn't you listen? Well lesson learned now you can give up that gay shit ans become friends with God instead :) then you'll find a sexy strong husband who loves all your quirk chungus ways :)

How are you doing this morning?

I love him so much for igniting our romance!

This one is better. OP can fuck off.

We were friends for awhile. I don't care for a relationship.

Okay.

You should have created another thread for your parody of me.

I despise you so much for making this exact same fucking thread every day, and not listening to a damn word people have to say.

Implying I asked for advice.

Anon Babblechad here, op is a tranny and everyone on this board should be burned at the stake for profound lunacy

We are one and the same!
I love to listen and I love my former friend, now boyfriend!

Implying I want a boyfriend and saw him as relationship material.

No implication, only our shared truth!

I despise her for not wanting me peener en teh vageener

Bro, just let her have her thread. Its not like you are even trolling. Just being cruel

There are no chads on pol, it's divorced Facebook boomers and zoomers who found the banter /here/ too stimulating

Shalom rabbi, Anon Babble is the only good board on this site where real men and women come to discus politics and not trannies like op

There isn't any shared truth here.

No, we need more of the same topics going on at the same exact time like racebait! How dare I bump one of those BBC threads off the board!

You can deny it, but you know these feelings to be true! Love will prevail in your heart as it did mine.
My boyfriend? No! Our boyfriends!

I'm having deja-vu

Yes, I can deny it because it's not fucking true at all.

See this is what I mean. Even your insults are dreary and boring. You probably eat plain oatmeal and take cold showers

What's wrong with plain oatmeal and cold showers?

If you're an interesting and authentic person, there nothing wrong with that.
Some people though take on a bunch of stupid affectations and habits because they have no personality and no real opinions of their own, they are afraid of individuality so they round all their edges off. That shit is just sad to see

He is grasping at straws lol

Plain oatmeal is just better since it doesn't have all the sugary stuff like in the flavored crap. You can always add a small amount of fruit if you need to flavor it. Cold showers I can partly agree with, except I know a few people who have an issue with hot water completely drying out their skin and scalps. I only do it near the end by slowly lowering the temp per minute because I think it helps me mentally.

so do you all really think this is real or is this just everyone acting stupid for the sake of (You)s?

Since you want to continue posting this thread, tell us about yourself.

He despises you for leading him on.

But I didn'-

Uh-huh.

without IP counters I imagine most of it is OP talking to himself to get baits

that or this place is so deprived of human interactions that they have no idea how people act or behave.

That's how you know OPs shit is just baiting retards. One sentence, with a meme pic, dude is just trying to see how stupid everyone here is, which I am all for.

Believe whatever you want.

No.

No, he's begging to talk.

Tell him you'll accept him as a partner, but only if he lets you take a shit in his open mouth.

I'm mad I can't use him like a walking wallet/atm anymore. It's not fair he saw through my bullshit and now won't talk to me.

Ftfy.

No, he's begging to talk.

Are you answering him?

Nope, she's malding and seething like an angry beaver because she knows the free ride is over, he's at that point where he wants her to start giving back to the undoubtedly one-sided "friendship" they had where she entertained his delusions of potentially starting a relationship some day in exchange for access to his resources and free usage of his time and energy as her emotional tampon.
Women are so fucking predictable it's almost like they're following a script.

No. I told him to stop talking to me and I'm about to block his number.

Bitch stop posting this shit evreday

No. If you don't like it, filter it.

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