Dark chocolate edition
/britfeel/
Eat a knob at night
Cadbury's taking an unexpected but not unappreciated turn with this one.
Is this Zimmy's wife?
Anal with chokolass
Big black buns
i never get any anal
Limmy
Terrible edition desu
Sixty-seven.
Sixty-fucking-seven.
In general IQs below 70 were considered mentally retarded and IQs below 80 were considered so poor that it precluded people even from joining the army as grunt/frontline soldiers because they were simply not able to be trained to operate as one.
It's not unfair to say that an IQ of 67 basically makes you wild fauna. Also recognise that 67 is the average and so half of them are lower than that. Christ fucking alive how long can we keep up the pretense that there's no differences between ethnic groups?
Seriously what the fuck?
My wife isn't into anal.
Refuses to even consider it
Bootylod will like this edition, no doubt.
Damn lad, how does that make you feel? I hate to say it but she might not be into you as much as you're into her.
Hotdogging black buns
Yanklass won't appreciate this
Show her some woodman casting viddys
Missed let's see how the lucky winner was
She doesn't want me anywhere near her arse. Do you think I should divorce her?
Oh aye, love me some delicious arses no matter the colour. I am an equal opportunity cheek-lover x
Do-gooders will have you believe this is purely due to socio-economic background and if they'd grown up in a Manchester suburb they'd be as bright as you and I.
More of a legalporno guy myself
legalporno turned me into a piss loving degenerate
as bright as you and I
You're not bright
yanklass should recreate this gif
my gf wont, but also I dont really care for the bumhole much, I find it to just be a bit unpleasant as it feels like willy strangulation, nice tidy fanny though
Sexualising Yanklass
I think this post sums it up pretty well. You just can't make dumb people smart by giving them free stuff like the left says. Be realistic about peoples' abilities and stop robbing smart people to proliferate the dumb people. It helps nobody. Even if you take the view that it helps the low IQ people eat more fried food get plasma screens (why is this a goal exactly rather than helping high IQ people achieve even greater things?) it doesn't work because it would be objectively far better for 80IQ people to live in a predominantly 100IQ world.
Bet he loves slathering her big fat black butt in oil and just fucking going to town on it coooorrrrrr got to sit on me hands just imagining it.
Hello, I'm here for poleaboo
Based. Not a fan of their wet videos, but they really do put out staggering amounts of decent hardcore, anal-focused content. Also like how aside from their main channels they also have a surprising number of semi-independent producers who put out some really underrated stuff.
Had a Friday kebab
Where is it? That looks like a peperami on a cracker.
Back homes and feeling womfy. Was a lush few days away. Feel like my mental health really needed it desu. New bank card arrived while I was away so get in. Will having a few cans tonight for the wooty but not going overboard.
5 pints only
The guy who wrote that has achieved little in his life and he's bitter about it.
Nice little bag to go along with the wooty makes it even more of a womfy fun evening. Fancy getting one in lad?
The idea that the bottom 80% of men or whatever aren't getting any pussy is just absurd on its face. It's a cope from the *actually* unlovable and unfuckable bottom 5% of men who are genuine incels.
I don't think I could ever drink as much as SSM has in his life, even if I started today and really tried.
/britfeel/ers deserve to experience sex at least once, especially Ruthlad
I would actually love Ruthmong to experience sex, just so he could see that it didn't solve any of his problems and didn't instantly transform him into a better man.
Might have sex with Yanklass soon
Sexualising Yanklass
I hope this is Shippy, because I have a certain fetish...
I think the sexual marketplace is probably the best way to determine who 'deserves' sex or not. It really does seem fair - your combination of looks, money, status, face, body, height and personality gets condensed into a single value and then you can reasonably expect sex based on how that value compares to other men. If you really are so ugly, so poor, so low status, have such a shitty body, are so short and are so genuinely unfriendly/unlovable/annoying that no women want to fuck you then... well yeah that seems fair, no?
Feel like my mental health really needed it desu.
you live a high-stress life. please look after yourself lad.
he doesn't drink that much though. He's more of a binge drinker. He regularly goes multiple days without a drink. There's lads who drink 28+ units every day and haven't had a day off in years
HHL has a social life and mates unlike you
You actually believe Mark when he says 'didn't drink monday, didn't drink wendesday...' etc.?
Christ lad you're more gullible than I thought. He even says it with a shit-eating grin on his face the entire time.
i live this life by choice, satan.
Hate to say it because I do have some sympathies with the incel and truecel communities, but this is kind of a trvke.
Second post was me (not Shippy) First probably was him
It's like most things in life. An unpredictable combination of luck and merit. And people delude themselves into thinking it's either all luck or all merit, depending on their level of success.
lad he live streams his whole life
I am a ugly loser byt my mam is neither fat nor ugly am jist her ugly duckling happy accident
in that case what incentive do those lads have to contribute?
you seem nice at least
Not saying they do. I mean sure there's some marginal personal gain in terms of material quality of life and stuff, though obviously this balance is heavily skewed away from them in 2025 with the breakdown of the social contract and collapse of the country generally, but yeah, I don't pretend for a moment that any men unlucky/undeserving enough should feel a desire to contribute. I know I wouldn't, fuck that.
bring back ration books, but for sex.
go to the butchers
one handjob please
do you have any orange slips?
aaah piss. all out.
cor. rationing.
How much would an anal ticket go for on the black market?
Might knock up my wife tonight
Don'y need that crap in my lfie anymore but nice try anyway wemptationlid.
Am so scared now bc i gave the jehovahs witnesses guys my email address i saw the lassie in front of me bump them off so i was watching that to see what was going on nd because they got my eye contact or something they started speaking 2 me. Nd going on about "do u know what the bible really says" nd "have u ever been to our church" i said am catholic hes like that "you can still come whats your email address?" nd hand me his phone nd i just wrote it bc i was scared. He said can i contact you tomorrow i said ok.........Nd when i said bye he said "God loves you" which made me feel good. But am so scared what theyll do now nd stalk me nd stuff. What the fuck a guy on a mobility scooter came over nd asked me about stuff too just before that. I just wanted to go outside 4 my mental health nd its a lot worse now. Nd the day isnt even finished. Why do I FUCKING Bother
zimchad??! based lad, film it for us and post it tomorrow
Haven't wutted for the last 4 days due to being away. Might just keep it going. Think wutting on the reg was contributing to me feeling tired all the time. Proper fresh start era.
you're safer in your house lad. Too many psychopaths and gangstalkers outside
he usually posts on a trip
IT was scary how nice they were acting to me. Like asking me loads of questions about my life i was finking this is unusual. Well they very polite. But then i walked away like that "why did i just tell them al this stuff they can use against me"
Might wear my denim shorts tomorrow
Leave Shippy alone let him play with his dollies.
Thers honestly such weird vibes when you go out now. Like ppl just not all there.
Reminds me of when u walk past that bit in the royal mile where starbucks is in edinburgh nd the scientologist ppl are there. Feel like ive waded into some dark occult waters nd am scared what energies i just opened today.
Learn to simply ignore people, crossy
Sex is a human right. I am being denied what is rightfully mine.
Women love that attitude lad, they find it irresistable
Scared that theyll gangstalk me if i dont resopnd to email
Human rights don't exist. It's just a mantra of a political religion.
Bullied by jehovahs witnesses
Just have a wank and move onto something more productive like obsessing over auditors and ASMR bints
The guy was being that nice but bc i was just agreeing with everything to be polite he was probs thinking aaahahah you fucking gay mong you have no idea how we'll torture u once weve got your brainwashed clockwork oranged we've got another one WE'VE GOT ANOTHER ONE!!!!!! aye well ill simply do whats known as "not respond" if they contact me nd i guess we'll have to go from there nd the blessing of the true non-heretical weirdo church please help me
Just after seeing that film Heretic as well
Just have a cheeky wank lad, one last one before you go on the straight and narrow
The usual Friday night sat alone playing dollies, creating drama and posting lewd comments it it, queen?
Nothing better than wutting after a few weeks doing semen retention
He also said he mostly posts off trip.
got the fucking "Jesus Christ Church of Latter-Day Saints" once
changed one digit of my phone number on the fly, phew
Fx it though got to go out again nd more stuff to do today.........ill worry about it later
I'm always disappointed by it. Unless it's actually with a woman.
Heres the fing. Even if i gave them the right email, for all they know i did write it wrong. So if i dnt respond theyll never know. So aye do one
This lad seems like an autist who snapped and the people he's attacked are probably low lifes. Got that impression from the pic of him and the quotes of things he's said. Not trying to defend his actions, but who says shit like "I'll not be threatened by any rodent". He should probably be in a mental health hospital sectioned not a prison
dailyrecord.co.uk
dont care pal
JW lassies love anal
Modern dating is fucking grim. Lets say you manage to get through the fucking blackpill minefield of 'dating apps' which really just functionally exist as a way to facilitate women getting cock from chads as much as they want, leaving the remaining men to fight with each other in a race to the bottom for the absolute scraps and crumbs left over. Say you manage to actually get a date(!). Then what?
Dating is a joke. It's basically a job interview with a stranger. This isn't like the old days where your available pool of partners would be people from your town, your church, your neighbourhood inside a city, where you would've gone to school with them, seen them around living their lives, built up a pre-relationship with them beforehand and felt some kind of mutual attraction grow over the years planting the seeds of genuine love and affection. No you literally just fucking meet a stranger and try and force happiness out of it.
What the fuck is a "relationship" anyway? People didn't even used to have that word for it a while back because it wasn't a thing. It literally doesn't mean anything - you have a "relationship" to everyone and everything in the universe to some degree. It's an empty nothing word. In the past it was two young people like each other, wahey congrats you got married! Not any more. Want to roll the 55% divorce rate dice?
It's so fucking over.
Crossmong with more testosterone
Based wemptationlid. Got to admire your consistency.
Real men don't use dating apps.
shut up you boring cunt
woops, this was meant for this postington
Do you find that drinking booze makes you more prone to things like getting a bag in? Most addictive behaviour, even if it's expressed in different vices, is fundamentally scratching the same itch - the 'addictive personality' type. Maybe best to stay off the wooze unless you know that you can get a wag in without it fucking you and your plans over too much. Protect the old wollocks eh?
Still keeping my free (You)
Kek I remembered the lad who always tells you to have a line so it inspired my post but I'm not him sadly
wfh today, was piss easy and got all my chores done, flat is beyond clean and comfy and they paid me to do it. Genuinely like my fucking job as well, miles better this than neeting.
ngl given the chance i would get a bag in tonight
Had huel black drink, a banana and a carton of bone broth this morning. That's meant to be it for the day. But I feel so hungry, overwhelming urge to order a just eat or go down and raid the kitchen. Think I understand the logic of ozempic now, might try that. Dr Berg said ginseng and berberine do the same thing but I am not sure if I believe him
Love hasn't disappeared. It's just hiding in different places now.
The old systems of proximity and tradition made things simpler. But they also trapped a lot of people in miserable situations they couldn't escape. What we've got now isn't perfect, but it gives you freedom, and that cuts both ways. It means you might have to sift through more bullshit, but it also means that when you do find someone, it's real. Not because your parents set it up or because you lived down the road, but because something clicked.
And despite all the doom, people do still fall in love. They still laugh over stupid stuff. They still raise furbabies or sprogs or plants together. They still make each other soup when they're sick and know the exact right meme to send when the day's been crap. That hasn't gone away.
So maybe don't look for "relationships." Look for connection. Look for a person who makes you feel seen, even if she arrives in the most unexpected way. Don't fight for crumbs. Build something weird and beautiful from scratch. That's still possible. More than possible.
It's not over, mate. It's just different. And you're still in it.
blokes with WFH jobs give women the ick
liquids and a fucking fruit
lad have you tried actually eating wholefoods? guaren-fucking-teed youd not balloon if you started having 6 eggs for lunch on a piece of sourdough followed by steak and various veg for din dins and a skyr for supper, loads of protein and youd be within a good calorie range.
Order some slop in big lad. It Friday x
If anything, wealth needs to be taken from the Low IQ and given to the high IQ
i'm still coming down off that speed from grim day
don't do drugs lads
The whole latest blasphemy law by another name wank going on really is just fucking appalling. It's so utterly, transparently two-tier.
Go burn a bible in public. Make a big fucking show of it. NOBODY will fucking care. The police won't stop you or arrest you. Nothing will happen. But fuck me god forbid that you burn the religious book of a bunch of brown people instead. Nah mate nah mate mate mate can't do that mate fink about the offence you're causing mate yeah? Public order act yeah mate? You're harassing muslims can't do that mate they're getting offended so you need to go to jail. It's the law mate.
Hate this absolute fucking shithole country.
nah because its government security work so I make it sound rite special to her, had her whilst I was terminally neeting so I reckon if she was going to run she'd have done so by now, plus I earn more than her so its all good
It would improve his life significantly. It would at the very least remove the virgin chip from his shoulder and give him a little bit of confidence
Imagine needing an app to talk to women, you've already failed.
Can't decide which version of this song I prefer. Better music video in the 2nd
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youtube.com
sex is a mad ego boost
like, for weeks. i always forgot until, "oh yeah, sex. get in."
So yanklass was BN all along, knew it
when I was single I used the dating apps and got a few shags, they can work if youre not a complete lost cause. Bit pointless though, fun but not worth potential std's
Wasn't me, no sexual interest in yanklass
Most young women only shag men from apps. And anyway, I've had success on apps despite being fat and ugly
Shut up you boring fat friendless twat.
shippy is here
time to close /britfeel/ for today
Posting my porno card for you lads to have a wank.
Okay I can't tell who's who and who's saying what. Yanklass can you please just confirm once and for all:
DO YOU LIKE AND/OR HAVE REGULAR ANAL SEX?
It wouldn't. He'd be back to baseline bitterness within two weeks when the woman didn't react exactly how he wanted.
You won't, you're addicted to seething
Only on special occasions, mate. Ultimately, it's bad for the bumhole.
Yanklass is promiscuous, but likes to pretend she has no interest in sex
Why is he so obsessed with anal sex and some American woman in her 50s
Wish I could trade yankhag into cash converters for an eva6
Absolutely. I've literally never done wokey when sober. I only do it when I've had a few drinks. Alcohol is my gateway wrug. I think as long as I keep away from certain people I'll be alright, these people will only drag me down in life. Was drinking all week when at the waravan and not once did I feel like getting a wag in. Goes to show you it's about your environment and who you're around. Once I'm in Sunderland and around the smackheads it brings out my inner smackhead and I go off the rails. So yeah, I'll be keeping to me own lane tonight and possibly for a long time.
Whore on Pointless looks a bit like the pornstar Siri (post op).
No need to even push, that turd slid out of me like it was greased
Fair enough lad. Anyway, you on the wooze tonight? Maybe link up with some mates and get sociable?
Cheeka is the anal sex champion of britfeel
and possibly for a long time.
You'll be drinking and sniffing lines full-scale HHL style within the next week
(post op).
Fuck sake. Breast reduction surgery should literally be illegal.
Got 4 tinnies of Holsten Pils in the fridge.
Stick to the whiskey lad Danny boy style
one pint and I wanna smoke a pack of ciggies despite never touching them sober
Yanklass is a better poster. eva6 is literally just a boring nothing.
True. She's a cunt too. She's surprised her fans hated the decision to cut her tits off when her tits were her selling point.
Reckon Helper should get a bag in
I would only date a woman if she was into anal.
miss having mates, one would always give me cigs when we all went out and had a few :(
fuaaaaaaaaark, being a friendless wanker aint it, not had a drink in well over a year now
a parmo it is.
Yanklass needs to post her arse. Bet shes one of them skinny women with huge arses
Anal sex is the most intimate form of love making. I'm not joking when I say that, it really is and is very special. Women should do it, but with their forever man.
Shut up your american ghoul nobody cares about your "intellect"
holsten pils
we have a pensioner among us
You should make a strawpoll, Yanklass v eva6 v BootyLad
You should get a life, Dollymong
My cousin died last night in a freak accident fire. She was taking out the rubbish and an aerosol exploded. She was only 35. She brought up kids since she was 15 years old and suddenly died. She vanished up in flames, just like that. There has to be more to her life's worth. You don't bring up two kids and take out the rubbish and die.
Will feel nice to prove you wrong de lid :)
Do you know if she was into anal sex at all? Do you think she ever did it, or if she was a regular? Or maybe you think she was too prude and never gave up the butt.
Do that lad I'm pro-HHL
What was in the aerosol, dynamite? An exploding aerosol inside a bag of rubbish wouldn't typically be enough to kill someone
Her life was but a flicker, a candle in the wind.
Sounds unlikely, if not impossible.
another aerosol death. police are investigating for any Lynx.
I know, what are the odds? Everyone is grieving out of their minds. I have some questions about it I'd like answered, I'd really like to know how t happened.
SSM has a better life than me.
Don't think big cats have the ability to commit arson, lad.
SSM has a better life than the majority of /britfeel/ers
This one older alcoholic I knew years ago had a hat exactly like this. Is it a coincidence, or do a lot of alcoholics wear this type of hat?
SSM is living proof that there is zero point working for a living when you can live on state handouts.
Everytime I see a picture of SSM I'm reminded of a fossilised ball sack.
eva6 has lovely hair and plenty of eggs
Wonder if HHL has a hat like that, seeing as he's an alcoholic
You think he has an aspirational life? It looks bleak to me lad.
Faked tan hands nd a hoop x
what an ugly unlovable rat
He on holiday in Newquay beach in Cornwall. Better than giving it to the bookies. 31 months no bookies. 31 months no lucky 15s. 31 months no FOBTs. Life better when you don't gamble.
Elen begs to disagree
Never shagged, never will.
Yanklass jerking me off with her feet
If i was a foid i would constantly take feet pix nd w*nk to myself AGP style
Why was Xi at the Russian parades? Happening soon I reckon.
Not worked in over 30 years
Own flat
Own car (until the twolls intervened)
Plenty of free time to enjoy his hobbies
Steady girlfriend
8-10 holidays a year
Latest gadgets
Successful YouTuber
He is literally my hero
Ultimately though he's an old guy. He's benefited from a lax regime and low cost of living that isn't in place now. Someone young trying to take the same path wouldn't manage it.
Did he not just have to sell his cooker? Where's the money going?
i'm moving to cornwall
it meant to be
my dream come true
with sea view
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Chinese troops marching alongside the Russian ones too
Got the house to myself cus my mmy nd stp dad away to falkirk but from tbe kinda day ive had i cba doing anhtbing with my freedom but later on ill go out in the garden nd read my kindle or something I was honestly listening 2 that this morning mate. Its a lovely wee song
Clever of them. They know the Ukrainians won't attack the parade if Chinese military die.
On a statistical, numbers level I can't see anyone else besting him. Any challengers?
It so lovely
So he based his entire theory on one guy in his high school who obviously has a learning disability which is nothing to do with IQ and thinks his sample size of one is enough to make a sweeping judgement.
His argument doesnt even make sense, people in Africa have an average IQ of 80 and no money at all and the birthrate is like 4-5x higher than any wealthy western country.
you can just do things, OK? <3
Am i HD recurdin?
Looks like the caribbean
China overthrowing western hegemony would be pretty good desu
I want to do things with Wops
Seaside thug jnow the score x
Oh mate I had an issue with Jehovahas witnesses a while ago. They kept knocking because I didnt have the bollocks to tell them no. They will keep coming and coming until you tell them no. They we very nice people though. I Looked it up they arent Christians. They dont believe Jesus is the son of god. They dont believe in the immaculate conception. They dont believe Jesus died on the cross for the sins of mankind and dont believe in the death and resurrection of Jesus. They arent saved and will be thrown into the lake of fire upon the second death. Their names are not written in the book of life. Next time they contact you just politely tell them I do not believe in your beliefs and Jesus is the way the truth and the life. Nobody comes to the father only through him. Simple as.
is that crossmammy?
The Seaside Squad know the score x
I want to do things to Wops
This pic is just crying out for a humourous edit. You here photoshoplad?
Some weird old asian guy was foisting a religious symbol on me in buchanan street and trying to get me to sign a book. Was in too much of a hurry didn't even figure out what religion he was trying to promote. He wouldn't even speak, just weirdly foisting the idol at me and opening the book and making gestures
That looks proper kino that. Like a renaissance painting.
he drinks a lot, if i have 2 pints im going to have a headache the next day. he drinks like 6-10 every other day. his body is fucked.
looks dodgy this, even though it's probably just a fun show for kids.
furries have retroactively RUINED innocent cartoon characters.
Thought it might have been buddhism as he looked chinese but could not tell you for sure
Older women enjoy some dick as much as the younger women.
the indian takeaways have gone rubbish, sauce in the curries is all watery and it seems to be the same different ones, are they all getting their stuff from the same place?
I think I've found the perfect hotel for SSM
hose to wash his arse
bidet to wash his arse again
dedicated arse towel
phone to ask for more towels
was it one of them falun gong mfs?
phone to ask for more towels
No bt similar vibe when i fink about it i didnt do that on purpose though
If u mean outside the concert hall I seen a guy like th a t before on the steps there not sure what it was though but some Eastern religious thing
Ill be HD recurdin when i kick your fxing head in
Farage is going to be PM isnt he. Reform is just Thatcher on steroids.
I just pray that he slashes bennies and social housing to the point that lots of people literally starve. Some people need to get to the point of starvation and destitution for them to be actually humbled and realise that they should have tried in school and worked hard at the job centre job offers.
Economics is the method. The goal is to change the heart and mind.
Good advice thx. Ill just need to take it as it comes.
Thing is lad, there are lads, even ones on here, who would literally just die or go to prison rather than work a regular job.
In a working class job you have to follow orders by a superior and manage your time and you cannot look at your phone often and there are rules.
Mongs here could not follow teachers instructions in school without chimping out.
There are two cute female JW who stand in my town and I chat to them sometimes. I bet if I joined I could get a GF.
there are lads, even ones on here, who would literally just die or go to prison rather than work a regular job.
Bullshit. They might say that but if it came down to it, they'd work.
The real problem is there's other lads (not here) who would commit crime rather than get a job.
come join my cool new religion, just sign your name here
bet if I joined I could get a gf
Unironically I think this is part of the reason for the surprising slight rise in Christianity amongst young males in the U.K. at the moment.
I dnt know fuckall about JW. Now what if it turned out that theyre right about everything (NOT SAYING THEY ARE) nd then ive offended GOd by ignoring them. U see how life just becomes a mess once other peeps get involved?
To be honest those guys were so nice to me that i see how u could easily fall into it just from being lonely. Dont remember the last time a stranger spoke to me so nice.
been a fantasy of mine to invite two cute JW lassies in if they knock on my door an shag them both
U seen Heretic its like that but he tries 2 kill them instead (Hugh grant)
Bullshit. They might say that but if it came down to it, they'd work.
No lad. There are some people who just think and live in the moment emotionally. They will get hungry and realise they need a job then apply then get bored and forget and then get angry then forget then do something else then steal food when too hungry.
You have no fucking idea how retard brained some people are. Just acting on instantaneous thoughts.
Very tired, might go to bed early today
i'd say "i think you're underestimating us", might be overestimating?
i had simply not eaten because of a lack of money before. as a short term fix i can buy drugs with any money available (even if it's a loan or overdraft or something). even sober, you're not thinking straight at that point.
i'm soft as shite. won't stop me going mental. nicking stuff if i have the energy, or just doing strange mental/animalistic stuff.
then go to this horrible asylum and/or on the streets, no other option
k, that'll just happen then.
Me? Just not gonna work is all. Fuck you.
normal length weekend
It grim. Eyes hurt.
I'd love a Death Note. I would make everyone die of spontaneous fatal ejaculation and it would be hilarious.
every interview ive ever had the guy looks at me like im an utter spastic, it hurts. i think id only be able to get no interview jobs like uber eats or something
Have you ever even tried to work?
Have you tried turning up not looking/acting/talking like an utter spastic?
My last interview I said my name wrong and the guy was confused. I also tripped when I was leaving and then turned around and said "don't worry, I meant to do that." Needless to say I did not get the job.
accept my cock, missionary lassies!
i get panic attacks and cant make eye contact so idk, maybe if i lobotomized myself with anti anxiety meds but then id look like a mong
What kind of career do you have (or trying to get)?
some very unpleasant people.
don't dress it up as pragmatism.
Have you tried
That only ever makes it worse kek, real talk #facts
They look like they fuck black guys desu imo
the last one i had the guy could see i was nervous so he tried to break the ice by cracking a joke which i didnt understand, there was an awkward silence and then he just grimaced and moved on
We need to bring back the workshouse. Just a slave pen where you toil and work in return form a bowl of porridge a day. No work means no food. End of.
Me? Just not gonna work is all. Fuck you.
Fine lad but just remember that you need to be removed from the gene pool. I just want Reform to cut any and all bennies. I want you to end up homeless on the streets in the freezing cold and stinking like shit because you have no shower. I want to see teenagers taunt you and steal your shit. I want to walk past you and smile as I go back to my nice warm house with my nice wife and all my nice stuff I bought with the money I earned whilst working.
I want school children to be taken to point and laugh and you and be told that this is what happens if you fuck up at school and dont try.
One day they will find you slumped over and passed away. Nobody will care or remember.
Reform are coming for you lad.
career
it's called a job. i don't even think that was on purpose: telling on yourself.
It my dream to live by the sea...........well lake
What are you on about lad?
Me? Just not gonna work is all. Fuck you.
Oooh here we go.
Fine lad but just remember that you need to be removed from the gene pool. I just want Reform to cut any and all bennies. I want you to end up homeless on the streets in the freezing cold and stinking like shit because you have no shower. I want to see teenagers taunt you and steal your shit. I want to walk past you and smile as I go back to my nice warm house with my nice wife and all my nice stuff I bought with the money I earned whilst working.
I want school children to be taken to point and laugh and you and be told that this is what happens if you fuck up at school and dont try.
One day they will find you slumped over and passed away. Nobody will care or remember.
Reform are coming for you lad.
Bro spittin fr fr
any of them, but to be honest id rather stay in school because its a bit like daycare and i can put off the inevitability that i have no idea how to function with normies in the real world
rarara angry waffle
if there was effectively a prison (even if we, somehow, had debtor's prisons) + some manual work that needed doing, and it was all cost-effective... great!
as it stands you might as well have those horrible scroungers who deserve torture to be free, instead. out on the streets. actually, let's house them with whatever little public funding is left over, and while we're on...(etc etc)
is writing new posts too much work for you?
Homeless people should be moved on by the police and into containment areas where they can rot.
I don't really understand your answer to this question lad. Is this the type of thing you say at a job interview?
no i actually can act very normal but i guess i look a bit weird and the anxiety is hard to keep down
Why look weird at a job interview though? Can't you look normal?
Never had a job. I tried to get one but they didn't want me, so what am I supposed to do?
At one of my job interviews i was asked if I wanted a glass of water and I said "no, but I'll take a milkshake, hold the milk," and started shaking my body like I had Parkinsons.
I was looking for a job and then I found a job. And heaven knows Im miserable now.
Based Moz
"what's your biggest flaw?"
"not wanting to work."
ironically, works every time
Have had a bunch of jobs with NEET periods of up to a few years padding them out. Currently? I work from home.
Rachel Reeves visited Sunderland today corr.
She's a well known anal queen. Guarantee she was walking around with a buttplug in her the whole time the saucy fucking minx.
milkshake, hold the milk
lmao
Autistic guy in Romford Toby today. Some roastie came up to the carver and clearly had the ick, kept saying 'eh? Eh?' as he was talking and giving him this face. Will give him a glowing review
Bitch looks like Wallace from Wallace and Gromit in drag.
I want to walk past you and smile as I go back to my nice warm house with my nice wife and all my nice stuff I bought with the money I earned whilst working.
Too far BN
You can make fun of me all you want (no, I'm not ruthmong, I'm not one of your dollies), but I was being honest. I really did do everything right - I got fine grades in school, went to uni, tried earnestly to get a job and then... nothing. I sent out hundreds of applications to everything from graduate roles to places in industry to various apprenticeships and unrelated wank that I still qualified for as well as minimum wage fast food and retail type jobs and literally zero job offers came from it.
Maybe I'm incredibly unlucky. Maybe I'm personally flawed in some way which makes me incapable of getting a job offer. Either way, what the fuck am I actually supposed to do?
If I'm engaging with the system and nothing is working for me, what choice do I have? After two years of job hunting basically every single day, thousands of applications and no positive results my choices were either continue (why? it's not working), kill myself (no thanks, too afraid of death) or be a NEET. It's not my fault.
Someone once told me job stands for 'just above broke'
anyone else find pepe like weirdly adorable?
Haha that wasn't me (obviously) but it did make me laugh. I actually have loads of sympathy for the less fortunate, except on /britfeel/ where I like to bully them.
I once asked for a 'cheese burger without cheese' because I thought ham burgers were patties made of pork
That's not Pepe you stupid fucking bint.
Shippy I have a good story about your favourite Amy McDonald.
no, I'm not ruthmong, I'm not one of your dollies
yes you are. you're that guy who ISN'T HelperLad but posts Apu images with the same filename as him. in fact he's posted this one before, presumably that's where you got it from you crafty fox.
no eggs in my hair, its clean
sigh
wait, what? who is it then..?
Our queen is back lads
She stand for working people x
I'll have the Quiche Lorraine, please.
Sorry, we only have Quiche Big Barry left.
How's the marketing world going? Definitely seems like a 16 hour a day week this week.
Currently on the Elizabeth line about to pass through Stratford, oh aye
Corr go on lad
Pepe is a cute white boy, but that's not pepe you dumb bitch
Hello princess, how was your day?
no eggs in my hair
so pure, so adorable
That's Apu Apustaja how new are you little lass?
Taking it very easy this week. Been so hectic with the move and a few deadlines and that over the last six weeks, just needed a little quiet one.
Met someone who has met Amy McDonald and apparently she's a total cunt, always bragging massively about money and even once said "haha imagine having an office job and loads of debt, couldn't be me lol"
Shall be starting on them cans soon.
Cheers to working people x
I have a lot of respect for BritNormie, demonstrated by the fact that a lot of the stuff he says/does would rile me up from other people but I let it slide for him
PEPE PLS STOP!
HE'S HOPPING HOPPING?!!!
Oh aye, get the plug texted, it Friday x
oh, i just saw green frog and blue shirt and assumed pepe, sorry :(
it was ok, im gonna eat some beef noodles from one of those hellofresh thingies, a lot of its slop but some of it is actually really good.
do you know anyone with eggs in their hair?
Is it sarcasm lad or do you really believe a politician is one of the people because they do a photo op in a hard hat
Some dreadful woman on the Elizabeth line, proper globohomo. Horrible horrible nu-London accent. Can't tell if she's black or Indian
was talking about your ovaries, dummy
I have very little respect for BritNormie, demonstrated by the fact that even stuff from him that wouldn't bother me from others still riles me up.
Just imagine being a local Labour party activist LMAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
nitter.poast.org
"Labour can fuck off. Labour have fucked this country right up. Fuck off! Go on, fuck off. Fucking Labour all they've done to this country, all they're for is fucking muslims and all this shit! That's all they want in this country. This country's fucked! You fucking lot, go on fuck off! Fucking Labour scum!"
Bush or shaved, lass?
Nowt wrong with a few cheeky drinks on a Friday.
Oh aye x
Post a feet piccy, lass
I can imagine that definitely seems like a closet snob, bloody Huns eh?
You know how you said Stratford had totally changed since you were last there? Ilford is the new Stratford. Loads of sky scrapers going up all around there. Elizabeth line stations seem to be a magnet for massive dense development
Was actually chatting to Mrs BN earlier saying that you couldn't pay me to live in London these days.
What do you do on the weekends, eva
UK: L US: M
kek
Beef noodles sounds great. What are your plans tonight?
Waggington status de lad?
Might wank to eva6 again
Keep in mind that the median voter thinks that immigration is at around 70,000 per year. If people knew the reality I genuinely do think there would be a march on Parliament.
Some classic John Ford westerns on iPlayer at the moment.
fort apache
she wore a yellow ribbon
Both worth watching de lids. Also I'd recommend Kitty Foyle starring Ginger Rogers (only 7 days left for this classic Best Actress winner).
eva6 post a picture of a pair of your knickers clean or dirty but dirty would be better uwu xx
That pic doesn't do it justice, some of the new towers were 40 stories high
Nice to see another cuteposter among the grammar psychos
can we sort a bunch of stuff out, all at once? Peasants Revolt style?
Crossys stepdad and Amy McDonald using sectarian language in earshot of Crossy
Who are the cute posters lad?
takeaway arrived, sticking some xqc on youtube lads it comfy
Bloke on the Elizabeth line with shoes but no socks. Otherwise smartly dressed
Crossmong oa and eva6 are the samedolly sad attention whore
Haha aye well my fuckin' fenian stepson...
Amy and St*pdad abruptly stop their conversation as Crossmong walks into the room.
Oh Crossy have you met Amy?
is he still a thing? christ you'd think he'd call it a day at 30 with 100 million quid
BN, Crossy, Crossy's Stepdad and Amy McDonald all at each others throats as HHL marches on Edinburgh
Hopefully about to make a purchase that will cause a lot of seethe when I post the pic later
oh, my bad
i shave, all i really feel comfortable saying
sleep, maybe lurk, play a few games, nothing intensive.
not a clue, i dont think that far ahead
pair of shoes?
i shave, all i really feel comfortable saying
have you ever got your pussy and arsehole waxed totally smooth? I don't mean if you do now or whatever I just mean ever in your life
it'd be a bit gross to keep dirty knickers around you know
do you watch anime and play vidya?
Thast nice when its a lassie though
He is married to a Catholic tho nd so is his son actually but theyre in the process of separating atm, it sad
I would say those divisions are deliberatrly planted yeah nd they should replace old firm with glasgow United or something, it is also anti Scottish that our 2 biggest teams are about sucking up to one foreign country or another but am not on about politics just a thought
Need another hair piccy please
United? Not on our watch Scotchman
eva6 lad, but plural "posters" id say 4k recurding/taigalad is my other fav cuteposter
Cant make head or tails of this
I would say those divisions are deliberatrly planted yeah nd they should replace old firm with glasgow United or something
One of the worst things you've ever said.
Wasn't a lassie but a bloke
thought this too. didn't know about Hamburg when i was 7.
hamburger = ham burger
like some mad billy bear ham turned into a patty
It's fucking mad that we don't have actual sleeping pills. We have things that make you drowsy or tired or less anxious and stuff, but we don't have a pill where you simply take it and after it's metabolised it categorically and unavoidably induces sleep for a time.
Mad how we don't have so many pharmaceuticals that would actually be beneficial to people despite a century or more of research and trillions of quid in total poured into it all.
im fine saying that i shave my butt, yeah, just feels more clean when wiping etc
i find myself struggling to enjoy a lot of animes to be honest, vidya is nice though, im not too fond of competitive games
alright then, dont see why not, this is the back of my hair
ever had someone tongue your arsehole? if not would you want to?
they don't quite work on me because i feel comfy then want to stay awake, but have you tried both:
- benzos
and
- 'Z-drugs' (zopiclone/zolpidem/the other one)
?
also heroin does just make you nod off but it's like knocking you out rather than inducing true sleep. sure showed me.
Its just known history that England sows divisions in other countries,,however the football thing am being facetious
Lovely hair x
also heroin does just make you nod off but it's like knocking you out rather than inducing true sleep. sure showed me.
Yeah this is kind of what I was getting at. There's no drug which induces actual sleep, there are just drugs that sort of have a depressive effect on your nervous system and make you tired, which isn't the same.
A jest mate. U know a jest? Away nd have a fanta next time before you get that bubbling nd boiling
no ive never had had something like this happen to me it seems a bit out of the norm
Why won't HHL get a bag in?
Why won't eva6 post a piccy of her knickers?
Give him time, after a few cans he'll be craving it, and it's only one text away x
weird and a little random
thanks u!
Whats your cup size, evalassie?
Limmy. A cuck and his girlfriend not his wife is sleeping with every Tom dick and Harry in Glasgow. Also wanted to kill himself when his son was born for some reason.
He's not a cuck. They've broken up and they are just friends and co-parents. She's seeing another guy but so fuck, she's single.
there are side effects and tolerance and all that. but there 'sleeping pills', hypnotics are a category of medicine and they're different from general just CNS depressants that ease anxiety or whatever.
zopiclone and zolpidem and prescribed in the UK as a short-term treatment for insomnia. if you do just NEED sleep, there and then, or for the next few days, they work.
alternatively i dunno, standard stuff like exercise and light and maybe get some valerian since that MIGHT help.
At some in all relatiionships the issue of anal arises and it needs to be tackled.
don't answer him eva6 he's gathering data to create an AI of you
eva6 , how eager are you to try some sex? do you watch porn?
Looks like Wendeline from Wallace and gromit a close shave.
Being with a lassie for 20 odd year nd no wedding ring is deffo cucked nd bucked. U cant have a "partner" for 20 year
I read his book in 2020, he admits to being a bisexual in denial and getting off with a guy at a party, some story about him slashing himself and being an alcoholic and his missus hating him, he's a mess to say the least
No he was a cuck when they was together. going back years and years ago now.
Just ad me aircut. My mum was giving me a buzz cut number 3. And I couldnt stop laughing. At seasideMARK saying av just ad me aircut av just had me aircut. Like a video on repeat in my head. She kept saying what are you laughing at and I said nothing each time. I bet she thinks Im a right nutcase.
Cannae imagine playing computer games for a living w/ randoms watching. That sounds fun but its a prison.
30a, im quite skinny, i also dont rlly wear a bra around the house
im not desperate, it would be nice to try it
and i have watched porn in the past, but i dont like how fake it feels so its a little offputting because i like how intimate the concept of sex is, and porn kinda just kills that
Perform for me u fucking monkey *throws digital bread off your cage*
Mum gave me some of her chocolate shes not eating it because shes on that monjurno stuff. eating 7 kitkats now and 2 dr peppers oh lush. Pokemon Crystal came today I had to change the battery on it. It was a disaster. Had to reflow the pads twice because the voltage wasnt connecting for some reason. Working now.
i have watched porn in the past
but its a prison.
It's not. It's the most freeing endeavour anyone can aspire to. You literally don't have to do anything. No boss, not timetable, no deadlines, no responsibilities. Streamers literally won the lottery. You play games for a couple years and make fucking buckets of money, literally tens of millions, then you 'retire' for another few years and do whatever the fuck you want with your life, then when you've created the perfect life for yourself you make a comeback and play games again forever, only this time you're not focused on the grind or the sponsors or money you're just doing whatever you think is chill (and you still get a cool million plus per year for it).
Streaming is the golden ticket. No wonder so many people try.
Schizophrenia but for dogs.
Leave it it lad it funny to watch
00h 00h 00h
4h 4h 4h
More money for cocoa farmers
Bollocks. Before they earned 2p a day now they earn 4p a day because nestle think they are making a difference. They arent earning UK or US minimum wage are they?
dont rlly wear a bra around the house
Phwoar, what type of knickers do you wear?
Nah that's bollocks mate. Trust me I know what I'm talking about.
I usually just wear a nappy to be honest. It's kind of a turn on for me *giggle*
i had this mate who, it keeps turning out, was ahead of the curve on everything
remember us grabbing a coffee once, went on this tirade about how 'Fairtrade' was all bullshit
at the time i was just like what are you on about man everyone knows it's better, but he had actually put the research in and was right all along
Charging my kindle 4 some evening garden time
Got sum Jesus books I downloaded
X
What a day man.....cheers
Limmy loremaster are you? Ckin ell. Used to like him years ago. Limmys show, the vines, his Justin.tv streams. His old Twitter stuff.
just a fair warning: if you start doing this ironically or as a trolling thing, you might get into it and then find yourself unable to stop.
very funny
just white ones, theyre nothing special
I live in Glasgow and have mutual friends with both him and his mrs.
been a while since i read the book. remember wrist slashing but not the cock sucking.
why was he circumcised? just throws that in there. none of my business. but why?
everything is special when it's worn by you <3
(not you... YOU)
I had this mate who swore those happy eggs in the yellow carton were ethical and I didn't have to do the research to know they weren't. Then I did the research and it's all bollocks as you'd expect.
I bet hes like a local celebrity kek. I bet he fuckin hates it. DEEDEE EYY AH, TURNED THE WEANS AGAINST US. I bet he hears it in his sleep.
imagine sucking on a tranny's cock
those happy eggs in the yellow carton
...do you mean Kinder Surprise, anon?
I've only met him once, very briefly. You could kind of tell he was like "Shit I better be sound otherwise he'll be telling everyone I'm a dick"
Tiny limp flaccid thing with their shrivelled up bollocks like two little raisins because the HRT has done irreversible damage to their bollocks. Oh aye.
How's Thailand SIC?
mad streaming your life. i remember that Newcastle one he did where people were watching the stream then walking up to him. some young-ish lads, one says summat like
here, i've always had this idea that children aren't having enough heroin because it's called 'smack', so we should rename it to 'smeak'.
...right.
alrightbye.
Oh its lush mate. 10 year olds on tap. Garry glitter style, rock and roll part 2. Oh aye.
Mind ppl passing around what limmy did before it was even video nd I was like "okay" not that interested too young to get it nd then he was a guy on the telly. Its kind of the opposite of rab florence who got bigger on the telly bt when j was a teenager I loved consolevania nd then when he was on telly I was finking "youre aff youtube"
I could've walked by BN many times and not even known it
How old are you eva6?
very early 20s, below 23
You very well may have, especially in Glasgow City Centre.
They arent saved and will be thrown into the lake of fire upon the second death. Their names are not written in the book of life.
Is this really what you believe happens to people who don't share your religion? Why should a nasty lad like you get to enjoy paradise while these very nice people suffer eternally just because they happen to (in your view) believe the wrong theology?
I get the subway from next to the greggs lad, sometimes get a pie or two
Too old for lollers
I mean, it's literally less cucked than getting married
Notice the two biggest mongs are the most obsessed with this fairy tale shite
Evalasses smooth quim
T. Limmy/BritNormie
its an 18+ website, isnt every other female here too old for that?
cor Consolevania
but yeah it's weird because i'd have thought doing internet stuff, maybe through some miracle you 'get found' and then end up on telly like a proper celebrity. now they're all doing it the other way.
not even just gamer types. general presenters/comedians. Richard Herring (two good programmes then was on panel shows and all them), Graham Linehan, even that bloke who did Trigger Happy TV just turned up on Twitch one day.
Last time you wanked, lass?
Just wanna hold hands with Eva
"i'll save this free Costa coffee, get a fancy, large drink one day"
it's all data on servers now, so it just expires. for absolutely no reason.
what's the fucking point
Wish the bit from consolevania when he pishes on the homeless guy in i fink byres road was on youtube still,its from a bit about Retro game collecting. That show was so class nd ahead of its time imo if it was 10 yrs later it started theyd be more popular
Eva , would you date unemployed spackers in their 30s?
everyone tells me i have really cold thin hands like an old woman
like 2 days ago, idk
Because I am saved. I know I am because the bible has several steps to do so. Its something very simple. Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ and you shall be saved. Believe in the life the death and the resurrection of Jesus Christ. Hold his word true and keep his message alive. Follow these steps to be saved. Simple as.
Ruthmong and eva going on romantic walks together
Thing is, if Limmy ever did end up posting here his posts would be BN indistinguishable from BritNormie's anyway
Forgot trip on kek.
My stpdad asked me to come to ibrox several times tho as well,dont fink with an agenda,just knows am not enough into football that id be bothered,nd its his only way he can think of to bond with another guy as moids,it's quite sweet really desu,but the problem isnt anything deep itsjust too much sensory overload for me somewhere like that,10 yr ago id try it for the banter but my nerves are frayed to nothing these days
Do you honestly believe all that stuff? Don't you think it's spazzy? Why do you believe that and not Islam? Or Judaism? Or Hinduism?
love kneegras
This remind me of smth my sister said before but am not writing it here cus it's TMI nd just between me nd her anyhow but aye its a small world
Lad can break all the commandments with impunity and he gets to go to heaven while some nice jehovahs witness who wouldn't dream of mocking their dying brother or calling their own mother a cunt burns in hell eternally because they happen to believe jesus died on a post instead of a cross. Absolutely insane. The more I learn about religions and how these people really think the more I start to dislike them
Religion is bollocks. A god can't exist logically, the definition of it is paradoxical. Everything has an origin. If a god has an origin, then it wasn't 'god' at one point previously, and you can infer from that it's not a god, just an incredibly powerful being. As for death, nothing to fear, it's not the end. We just live (as different things, unconnected) over and over forever. Naturalistic reincarnation means you'll live countless lives. Hundreds of billions of solar systems per galaxy. Trillions of galaxies per universe. Endless other universe past the reaches of our own. Statistically, you'll just be born again as something else, somewhere, another time in the future. Oh and because you won't perceive time when you don't exist, it'll happen again right away, perspective wise.
youtube.com
uploaded 7 years ago
80 views
youtube.com
uploaded 13 years ago
1k views
These are the only two videos on youtube which discuss this concept, which I thought of myself organically too.
Unironically, yes. If she loved you she would be open to try at the very least
Use your leverage, anon. If she doesn't satisfy you sexually, tell her you're willing to drop the relationship.
413
post-400 anxiety not good lads
new thread now
A few weeks ago when posting my Arabic books someone pointed out I was missing book 6 in the series. Well I've rectified that today
wtf, no?
whats so special about butts to you people
In all seriousness it's actually quite sound that he's invited you to Ibrox to bond with him.
NTA, was thinking about this today actually. I think it's just the whole thing of a consensus mindset. 'if everyone else around me believes it it's probably true, no matter how illogical it is'
jesus died on a post
Corr, was he a /judeafeel/er 2000 years ago shitposting on papyras?
Yeah I know,,i feel bad bc I know hes genuinely trying to mean well. Hes alluded before trying to find "a thing" for us to share nd be pals about. Well at least we're not at war anymore like over christmas time. Got his birthday fing either next month or july cant mind so ill fink a kewl present.x
Religion is bollocks
Yeah
A god can't exist logically
Pic related
HHL's family run sunderland
crosslad and stpdad belting out simply the best
lush x
what's with this yo-yoing of tripcodes? trip on, trip off, trip on, trip off.
yous all hanging out in some other thread? spilling our secrets???
Not at all. I believe in it with all my heart. Nothing or no one will falter me on my faith Not interested in those other false religions. They reject the message of Jesus.
you'd better not be telling /britthink/ about our tanasinn strats
The drivel compass is pointing to the North West of England
Wow you're up to book six in the series? You must speak Arabic very well.
Not being funny fink this new bf of my wee sis might be the 1 that leads to my new nephew/niece ngl never seen her go on about a guy like this before. Fink my mam sense it too. Change in thr air
It's how they justify their own behaviour and for some it's fashionable. Especially with this alt right Trump worship 2016 onwards. They'll drink, smoke, drugs, rape, racism, wank to their own mothers but because they """believe""", they're better than you. They put themselves on a pedestal.
just imagine i quote sections of this and reposted that fedora guy image
(you said you'd stop that, anon. he's a HUMAN BEING)
I thought that post wasn't even going to get a (you) at this rate. 5.50 spent and no (you) to show for it. Thankfully you salvaged the situation
I'm not trying to falter you on it lad but I have no idea why you believe it. Also it's not true that Islam rejects the message of Jesus. Jesus is a massively important figure in Islam. So you're rejecting something knowing fuck all about it. Not trying to convince you to become a Muslim, I'm certainly not a Muslim, just saying you haven't exactly come to your Christian faith through a lot of searching, have you?
Im a sinner. Im not perfect in anyway. All sins are forgiven with the blood of Jesus and his sacrifice on the cross. Repent for your sins in your lifetime and you shall be forgiven.
Haha yeah cool, but you do speak Arabic, right?
WE R THE BRITFEEL BILLY BOYS
I have some knowledge of Arabic. I'm not a fluent speaker by any means
Repent for your sins in your lifetime and you shall be forgiven
what's stopping the jehovas witness lads from going to heaven then? they believe in jesus
INFP indigo gang.....seaside swedger squad
For Georgian gf lad. I tried to find some books on Georgian in Foyles but couldn't find anything
why idnt u go to falkirk 2, lad?
Do you have a cute butt Eva?
Anyways enough now. Religion is a divisive subject. Lets get back on to seasideMARK posting please.
Colloquial Mongolian
81.99
They do but they believe he is not the son of God and not the saviour of mankind. Their God hasnt arrived yet and they are still waiting. They have rejected Jesus, furthermore they will be thrown into the lake of fire upon the second death after revelations. Simple as.
You are simple as lad. A fat simpleton. No offence but it's true. That is a true two word description of yourself. Isn't it? I don't want to offend you but it is the case. Isn't it?
Eva, do you own any DVDs?
Need to watch the cat altho she has been out most of the day but aye
So what? They still believe in him. Most historians do for that matter
For God so loved the world, that He gave His only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in Him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
seems pretty clear to me
its just a butt, idk, definitely more prominent than my breasts.
yeah, but i recently had to throw away a bunch of childhood ones :(
Thought of you earlier lad soent 24.73 on books today. Oh aye
Lots of right wing politics talk on the train.
definitely more prominent
A noticeably prominent butt?
Believing in religion is no more ridiculous than believing left wing ideology. It's a religion in itself for many of its followers. A central doctrine, no deviation from it despite overwhelming evidence.
Of course some left wing talking points are subjective and might be right for certain people, but stuff like racial and sex equality is like believing all animals are literally descendants of those who were packed onto a ship during a global flood
Do you really truly believe in the message of Jesus if you're just going to purposely sin and not even attempt to live how he told you to? "My plan? I'm going to knowingly sin my whole life and then repent after I'm dead". Seems more like you're just making a pascal's wager to avoid going to hell at that point
Fucking hell lads the tranny orbiter days are back. Get a grip you sad cunts. This individual could post with the lads as anon and enjoy the thread. Instead they opt to camwhore (bannable) and you simps are straight on it. lol sad cunts.
Religion is sort of a metaphor. If you sin then you just make yourself suffer in the next reincarnation
I fancy her lad. Is that a crime? Is it a crime to fancy a woman now?
Clair Obsure: Expedition 33 is the first game I've enjoyed in a while. Currently on act 2
Anon Babble is full of it
it not right
on the internet is a bit weird you know
Religion is sort of a metaphor
blad takes it very literally though and that does indeed seem to be his plan
Dont give a shite about your opinion love.
So what? They still believe in him. Most historians do for that matter
Believing in religion is no more ridiculous than believing left wing ideology.
Not trying to convince you to become a Muslim,
I shall only commence the orbiting if she posts her fanny
cam whores are against r9k culture but I feel it's been forgotten over the years.
I believe that my drivel is a virtue because one day I'll be reincarnated as BritNormie and laugh at my own drivel from a previous life
rolled credits last night, it's good stuff
Is it really an opinion though? I mean you are fat. That is a fact. And also you are a simpleton. That is also a fact. Not trying to offend you but these are facts. You have to acknowledge that, right?
I request a new edish
Need an Eva edition x
God is real?
Yeah
Jesus was a real physical person who existed?
Yeah
Jesus was the son of god
Yes, but be virtue of the fact we all are
Jesus and his subsequent following was god's will?
Yes
You should take the bible literally?
No
sorry lad, can't help you. not planning on rule-breaking but IF i happened to, wouldn't want to risk taking /britfeel/ down with me.
or WOULD i?
Necking them cans now.
Fuck Coventry x
why does blad take every bait
Do you still want to grind after the story? The world is a lot bigger than I expected.
Pontius Pilate believed in Jesus
Dont give a shite about your facts love.
>Jesus was the son of god
Yes, but be virtue of the fact we all are
Council of Nicaea was very clear that Jesus is God.
or WOULD i?
(the answer is no.)
I have a habit of responding to every (you)
Couldn't give a fuck about the opinion of the council of Nicaea
Corr, imagine a fat line to go with your cans x
Essential for the survival of britfeel desu
Already on the whiskey, me. It Friday.
Yes but so am I (literally)
Coventry Cathedral edish please
Hope the ppl I loved are in heaven like my aunty x
he is untrollable.
did she believe the cross jesus died on had two beams? VERY important
Jew fuel can't melt cross beams.
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH MAKE A NEW THREAD YOU FUCKS!
me? don't believe the bread BECOMES the body of Christ.
more of a metaphor, really.
As requested lad
There's a ton of side content I could still do, but my motivation to keep playing games after the story just plummets in general sadly. I might push myself to jump back in since E33 is pretty special.
I did all the side content I could at my level before going and finishing the story. That made the final boss piss easy which was unfortunate, but there's still a bunch of zones that are one shotting me so I could easily get a lot more time out of the game.
careful lad, you spend eternity in a lake of fire for that