Coventry Cathedral edition
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Eva's lovely labia
Would prefer if a black lass with a nice arse was the OP pic desu
Council of Nicaea was very clear that Jesus is God.
What's the deal with Coventry eh
I say jump, Coventry says how high x
Eva's cute butt
Alri lad! How was your holibobs? Getting a sneaky little bag in tonight or keeping it relaxed and non-mental?
thanks mate. glad we're safely back to cathedrals, instead of religion
cumming in eva's hair
I would pressure Eva into anal sex if I was her bf. I would gaslight her and make her think that I will only stay with her if she does anal. I would do this because I like making women uncomfortable - physically and mentally - during sex. I really can't get off unless I know on some level the girl I'm with isn't enjoying herself.
Based Wilson
Oh aye
Alright cdot
Need a big strong man to come and lick me minge
Just keeping to the cans tonight. Not going danny boy mode tonight
And equalised in a minute
eva6's super tight fanny is more than enough for me
Coventry Cathedral
Germans, no need to bother with the NEW one
Doesn't the wooze set you off though lad? Best avoid it imo. If you drink you'll want a bag and we all know that, lovely as you are, you have a problem saying no to vices.
Another weekend with the mongs
you'll be cast into the lake of fire you
ur the kind of ppl to be into hairjobs
why would you even say this thats just scary
Just tonight for me
Who is Eva?
hi me hello hi
hairjobs
Phwoar. You playing chess tonight Eva?
Very apt horoscope, oh aye
Post thighs x
I like making women uncomfortable
why would you even say this thats just scary
you know what, go back to religion please.
*holds you down*
"This is happening. I hope you have a high fibre diet."
no, im actually banned from chess.com would u believe
i would but my hips arent wide so im self conscious
i like cereal
Don't let any lads gaslight you into anal
Why did you get banned? Ragequitting?
5 sprogs with eva
toxic in the chat and i used a best move bot whenever i came close to losing against a russian/slav
im self conscious
sounds like a tricky issue. but you shouldn't ignore those - befriend them! if you feed your problems with mindful attention, instead of starving them through avoidance, that can be a good.
this is what i believe, anyway.
You can play on lichess with me
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toxic in the chat
would you call your opponents niggers and nonces?
Ooo you've got a naughty side to you x
nothing like the n word, just like cunt maybe, i was maybe a bit over the top but it was late.
i would but my hips arent wide so im self conscious
Tranny
short temper eva
thinking this too de lid
I wouldn't even rape Eva
Would've preferred a white chocolate edition personally
Show us your cock eva
do i need to like send a pic of the sex part of my passport or smth??
thank you
WILLLLLSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNN!!!!
Haha fuck Coventry x
Crossmong has long straight hair that he's proud of...
It's a shame her asmr didn't last longer than 5 years. Clearly her brain developed enough to not give a toss anymore.
my hair isnt that straight naturally, it has a little curling on the ends, but is straight everywhere else.
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you could have a Gender Recognition Certificate in your early 20s. (just saying this for posterity.)
Jesus Christ you made it...lad.
I was sat in the hotel for like..so long, and I had to keep going down to my room to charge the phone.
And uh...I ended up getting a room with no windows.
The casino? Nah I haven't been. Only brought 50 quid with me.
If you fancy joining me bowling tomorrow, you're more than welcome.
You are welcome to join me though....like around.
You have a jewfro like I was expecting. Not as bad as I was expecting. I'm sure this will get 500 yous.
Where are you going? Why are you driving away? Come back!
Kek just noticed it was Mayenda that scored not Wilson.
Oh aye x
ignore the bait, eva lass.
but if you insist on posting your tuppence, that's fine too.
imagine not getting automatic promotion
Come on now lads it's not like this is the first tranny we've had in the thread.
I'm not mentally ill enough to want to be a female. I just want a normie lifestyle ffs.
whoever wins, we lose, alien/predator style
corrr tyne-wear derby back on the menu next season
2 pub trips at least
Sniffing Eva's farts
Ruth probably not rotting away indoors on the weekend.
who is this well spoken and confident lad you're quoting?
Will be going full scale HHL for the derbies next season. Commotions on tap.
I would expect some regular anal from Yanklass, on the other hand.
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went here 20 years after anyone in the video but still feel a strange nostalgia seeing all those people who passed through my secondary school before I was even born lads
wait wouldnt poop come out if u did anal am i the only one thinking this
that lush.
same de lid danny boy mode whisky on tap x
Imagine eva6's shit smeared all over your cock
thought a translass would know
I like your inquiring mind, eva.
But most likely not, if your diet is healthy.
The main issue is to get your anus relaxed and accepting.
For me, it's Steven Patrick Morrissey
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but the guys penis would still feel the poop inside your colon right?
please DONT imagine this
this lad approaches you in an empty car park and asks to go bowling
what do?
He knows all this lad
eva has that 'zoomer cadence'
all sorts of cultural mixing tonight
i just think the butt is for pooping and not penises
i'd say yes. fucking love bowling. you don't get an opportunity like that twice.
all sorts of parts of the human body are strange. don't know why God put an erogenous zone in there.
Watching that Ambulane programme the other day. Immigrants everywhere in London. Like why should I feel for some homeless immigrants? One guy who was Indian was sleeping in a car park and going to university. What kind of idiot comes to a different country and not have his finances in check? Then another mentally ill homeless bum just wasting everyone's time. Country is shite now. Clown world.
Not if you pooped recently, no. It takes a while for poop to accumulate there, so don't worry.
But even if there's a little poop accident, it's no tragedy, y'know?
same de lid
Marr gone WOKE
He just a nice Welsh lad x
is this the ER one? its always on like whenever im on my laptop on the sofa late at night and i have the tv on in the background
Anal orgasms are the strongest, lass
a = 1, b = 2 ... 6 = n
eva6 = evan
If only I could execute a chown on a girlfriend. Statistically, I don't think many GNU/Linux lads have ever had relationships. They're too busy tinkering.
axel seems like a cool name, last name looks like something youd find in a wordsearch
so its tighter? thats why men like it?
im pretty sure the 6th letter is F
Do you live alone Eva?
you're a hacker, lad. that means you enjoy 'playful cleverness'. you'll come up with something.
No it's the one where they follow paramedics to old people stuck on the floor for 20 hours and mentally ill homeless men. Not the one with the red telephone.
She'll be spending plenty of time indoors having her tuppence stretched out by a young stud.
Might gaslight eva6 into anal
no, with mum and dad, its actually not that bad
Nope I'm surface level but I do enjoy my shell scripts. I have not compiled anything from source.
Realistically she's probably just hanging out with some girl friends and feeling great to not be living at home all the time like you.
Jesus Christ you made it.... lad
i don't care about a group of people
that is just how ever-so-jaded i am
anyway, here's all the horrors i wish upon them:
No they are the strongest for women I mean.
ooopp, you're rolling forward
Cuddles with Eva
Eva trust me baby, when you cum with my cock up your arse your whole body will pulsate with pleasure. You'll be writhing around like a fucking snake.
Gently kissing Eva's Tuppence.
Eva dolly
only nice thing ive read from you
can't take any more cringe I'm off to watch a film
Lads, every missed opportunity is a 0% chance
Every opportunity taken, no matter how unlikely success is, gives you a nonzero chance. Cumulative attempts over time drastically reduce the odds of not encountering success at least once. A roulette wheel with thousands of numbers will always land on every number if you spin it enough times. But if you don't even spin the wheel, it will never happen. Apply this to your life and never give up on anything.
How many times have you won the lottery lad?
Michael Franzese podcast
Talking to someone who served like 40 years
Shills new podcast at the end
Another one he talks to biker gang leader
Also has a podcast
ze longhouse gets everybody don't it? Well it does doesn't it?
this is particularly true for anal
except for the fact that humans just can't psychologically handle failure/rejection well and taking too many low chance opportunities will turn you into a learned helplessness retard
that only works if everything is free and/or carries no negative risk.
Standard things in life aren't anywhere near the 1 in 14 million odds of winning the lottery lad. Your chance of successfully starting a relationship with a lass for example, if you just kept trying it'd happen. Same goes for other things like finding a job you like, being successful at a skill, craft, language or a hobby, or even lifestyle related like losing weight, getting fit. But if we sit and do nothing we'll never know. Better to fail and think yourself an idiot 999 times and get what you want on the thousandth time, than just do nothing the entire time. This is how all life on earth evolved, this is how we are here right now, every lifeform bashing about on this earth for billions of years and all the random mutations and the natural selections. You are a direct result of billions of years of success, and you exist in a society that's shoved you down and made you accept mediocrity.
I know him. Worked with him before.
a biker gang leader sharing anecdotes about gang life, maybe getting some gang-mates on, that would actually be an interesting podcast
2 days late but here's your picture lad
When faces are in the picture it highlights them
How do I get rid of mouth ulcers, lads?
L-lysine powder just keep it in your mouth at the area of the ulcer rather than swallowing it right away, repeat numerous times during the day. You can swallow it eventually.
Yeah probably, just find it hilarious and also sort of grim how many *types* of people now have a podcast. The criminal life was probably more dignified than this. Even the word podcast is stupid and annoying.
i know this is true but failure is so demoralizing and i cant handle it. over time your nervous system learns what to expect out of life and if all it knows it constant failure then its very difficult to keep trying
The guy at reception in the Grand Hotel kept asking if I was alright. I said yeah, but I think he clocked something. I think he knew.
The carpet's damp in the room. Proper damp. My socks made a noise when I walked. I liked it at first but now it's doing my head in.
I bought a tin of beans from the Tesco Express and left it on the radiator to warm up. No spoon. Just fingers.
I've not slept properly since Tuesday.
Also... I've been thinking about my dad a lot. I don't know why. Just keeps happening.
You look stronger than I remember. Like you've been doing them...prison workouts. Or is it the jacket?
Anyway I've got one of them little birthday balloons in my bag. Just a silver 6. It's not for anything. Just found it on the seafront.
Do you want it?
You are welcome to join me though. Not just for bowling. For the bigger thing. You know...the mission.
I went down to the beach last night. Took my shoes off.
There was a couple fighting near the donkeys. She called him a parasite. He just kept saying "You knew what this was."
It made me think of you.
I wrote "Ebin" in the sand but then I kicked it out. I don't want you thinking I'm fixated.
I've been on the Calpol again. Not loads. Just enough to smooth things out around the corners.
Also I saw my own reflection in the window of the Turkish barbers and flinched. Proper flinched. Like it was someone else.
The barber gave me a thumbs up though. So that's something.
I've brought the bean tin with me. Thought you might want to see it. It's still warm from earlier.
I know you don't believe in the stuff the same way I do. But it's happening either way. I've made peace with that.
Hot water mixed with salt lad.
Use Sensodyne. It's the only toothpaste without SLS (which causes ulcers).
thanks man. for some reason i expected it overheard, a bit like the self-checkout ones: so it's direct and you 'know'.
it being off to the side a bit like this, similar to 'typical' CCTV screens? not sure if that's less sinister or more sinister.
wonder if it goes off 'in the moment' or if it's just there for recording/data gathering. this is WORSE than Orwell's telescreens frankly
psychocybernetics
if you see yourself as a successful person you'll become successful
the smart thing to do is to bide your time and only take opportunities if you think they have a high chance of succeeding
40 years in the can
round here we call that a double phil
Drivel compass is pointing very very strongly towards Glasgow
Thanks. I will have a look for some of them tomorrow. Really sick of these 2 great big ulcers on the other side of my bottom lip currently
someone who served like 40 years
Heh
On that season 5 grind as we speak
Colgate Peroxyl
half a letby
Indian missiles have hit Pakistan's capital Islamabad
Based and escalationpilled.
why he keep attacking people? we need to get to the social causes, poor lad probably grew up in poverty
country full of Muslims
capital is islam is bad
WW3 just announced, lids!!
There's BBC on the telly
Right wing thuggery caused this
Close, but not that close
release her without charge. letbygones be bygones, i say.
we don't know.
but if i had to guess, he's a young angry autistic men being held in a prison.
Yes I could answer it in 30 seconds
Anal weekend with Yanklass
Guarantee that I'm the most pathetic fucked up loser here
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The new Coventry cathedral is absolutely hideous. I went there after an all-night acid bender. Awful, Godless modernism abound.
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how
There are lads here in our 30s who have never had a girlfriend, at least you have been with a woman. That makes you not the most pathetic fucked up loser here
Tone puts his orange juice with shum pulp back in the fridge
It's on an angle, not perpendicular to the side of the fridge
Uncomfy as fuck. Will be bothering me for the rest of the episode. I can NEVER straighten the carton of juice. Even in my mind it won't go straight. Bloody ell.
That's a hilarious 3 words put together desu.
You got a lass to actually marry you. That's a big achievement, lad.
Family is christian and I was raised in the church. I stopped believing in my teens but just sort of went along with it anyway, fake it til you make it style. Got semi-compelled to shackle up with another single girl my age, we date for two years, no sex obviously. Married at 20, but not especially close, unhappy, but she genuinely held hope for the relationship and put in effort I can't fault her for that. She didn't want to consummate until we were 'right'. Relationship improved over the course of the first year but I eventually told her I'm not a christian any more. Immediately fucked it all over. Divorced a couple months later, simply a deal breaker for her. Divorced at 22. No relationship since.
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Life ain't fair, eh?
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i'd say Time is probably ELO's best album, and it's used wonderfully here. not only can you see some amateur animator team's progression over two years, but's a stunning piece of animation in own right. chock full of pop culture references. bet that was really exciting at the time. even a lil 'Gainax bounce' on the boobs, heh. why? because these lads went on to BECOME Gainax.
i think i'm actually quite sociable and popular.
woventry wasino, wooker hall edish
Bruh Christians are fucking retarded. There I said it.
I know a lad who was in the exact same situation but they actually had a good relationship and they're still together now. That whole church thing can be a curse and a blessing I suppose.
atheist Chad fucks her now. and she doesnt eve care.
Was it the fact you weren't a Christian or the fact you lied about it for years?
so many things wrong with any breakfast scene in American telly.
i know it's not going to suddenly go off, but even just something like taking a cartoon of juice out and leaving it on the table, with the cap off. like it's a pitcher of water in a restaurant.
pour your glass of juice. have it with your breakfast. you can return to the fridge if you have a lust for juice.
made me check
They're not retarded as such, but some of their beliefs are.
Yep, if you're both actually christian it works out great, ngl.
She hasn't remarried last time I checked. She's also not the kind to randomly sleep around.
Both, but fundamentally it was me not being christian. If it was just a big lie she could forgive something like that, but not being christian is a binary incompatibility. No relationship possible.
Giant stack of pancakes
Open boxes of cereal on the table
Big Jug TM of orange juice
Corrrr
we all 21st century men in life
Tony don't like it with pulp. No siree.
Where is Eva?
She took a break to go and get her arsehole shagged by a large black gentleman
This is a larp, and a blatant one at that: if you haven't consummated your marriage then it is voidable.
notice how TWO posters disappeared around the same time?
hmm.
Some spoofers in the thread tonight I see.
the only packets i'm sniffing are crisps.
How can you tell? Which posters disappeared? There's no way to see who is who lad
two personality/named/tripcode-encrusted posters, i should say.
Thinking about Ruth's tuppence again.
Body neutrality, mental health and sustainability. I wonder if she still cares about that. I wonder if she'll ever get her weight under control. It's a shame to see her not resist the temptations of food these days. Maybe she needs a standing desk because too many women sit down in their jobs.
I know this might be contentious, but I feel like you lads should all be nicer to Shippy. He's a decent bloke. Britfeel should be a place for frens, not seethers.
She's not bad looking to be honest. Nice greasy face perfect for licking.
i agree with ziggy
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Corr and I mean Corr. It lush, it lush
NA NIGHT ZIGGEH PAL RIP
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I don't know why she let herself go this way. She's someone who supports sustainability yet must eat sweet treats and mcdonalds a lot more than she should.
That's some years ago. Now she's gained quite a bit of weight. It's probably why she doesn't stand up anymore in her videos.
Thank you for the kind post fren and ally
I don't know why you have conducted your life the way you have. It's a lot more damaging than eating sweet treats and mcdonalds
Why does Ruthmong sound like an incredibly catty middle aged woman?
The truth is that he doesn't want to fuck these ASMR girls. He wants to BE them. He's closet trans and can't admit it, even to himself.
She's probably cleaning up in the bathroom getting Chad's goo out. Nah just kidding. She wouldn't do bareback.
Mate, this man's bills cannot be this high:
Fucking hell lad yes he does lmfao
I used to date Naga Munchetty. It was 2006 and she was not well known like she is now, we met at a speed dating pub night in Streatham. She dumped me because I kept asking her to make me a cup of tea. Knew she was a journalist at the time but was blown away when I saw her on the telly.
fucking hell what are these apps man
like a casino
looks like Jewel Rancid
Giving you a pity (you) because this dire LARP wont get one on its own merits
Knocking back this Smirnoff Ice nows. Friday night Same Ol' Mistakes vibes x
she didn't even give you a pity tea? a pititi.
Pity anal from my wife
don't understand what's going on here
hmm. would Yanklass be into Rihanna? would HelperLad be into John Waters films?
It's true though. She even had a different name she went by among people she knew, her first name is Subha but it wasn't that either and it wasn't Naga either. I'm not about to repeat it. We didn't part on bad terms, she just got more and more passive aggressive then eventually asked me to pack my bags. I wasn't that bothered as had been through a lot of relationships quite fast at the time, mostly couch surfing and doing a lot of pickups and getting involved a lot in the dating scene. But I might have made more of an effort and stayed with her had I known she was going to become a bigshot, she's probably raking it in now. The only thing is she refused to let me shit indoors, so I had to use nearby public toilets or go to a mates house, so that was quite annoying.
DA BABY
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You know what they say, lads - if you can make a girl laugh and giggle, you can make that ass clap and jiggle
Unless you're attractive, I doubt you'll be receiving seductive photos from a greasy lass like her.
i dated Konnie Huq when i was 12 and she was on Blue Peter.
the Beeb made me sign a non-disclosure agreement so i can't say much more than that.
I've recieved seductive photos from women lad. We're not all losers.
You know we have to ask, lad, was she into anal?
It was one of those unusual non-disclosure agreements where you are actually allowed to disclose it, but not give any details other than the key one.
nah lad, just proper into making papier mache fruit bowls, stuff like that.
I don't. They just say shit pretending to care about things and then go out and spend 300 quid on some clothes made in a Bangladesh sweat shop.
Hope the book gets thrown at them
how does that actually work? like if there's an NDA-shaped hole? your LinkedIn goes from 'United States Air Force Commander, Washington D.C.' to 'Unemployed, Area 52, Nevada Test Facility' for a few years, do you just have to keep quiet in interviews?
suspended sentence for women who murder their own babies, bet these lads will get the full 10 years. Female judge too
Fucking state of that pair. Total dysgenic glop people.
My life isn't privileged like the average female. Just look at the education system favouring females. They don't want men to learn. The economy will collapse without unskilled men.
They may be innocent. We'll never know for sure. People just want someone to be responsible. A grainy recording on a phone that anyone could've taken from him. It's very common to frame people for high profile stunts like this.
they were really hyping up that video. not sure what i expected.
Wow, being a parent seems so cool!
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whining about how women have it so much easier
Yep, you're trans.
If only Netflix's Adolescence had come out a few years earlier and he'd been forced to watch it in school...
Fair enough lad you recovered it with this post
Doesn't God say she has to give it up on your wedding night though?
what are the social causes for white people committing murders?
That's 100% true though
Thought Romford was one of the good parts of London but it's a shithole
I didn't choose to be borns x
might have another wank before sleep
The police may have planted the cut log in the boot of his car. You wouldn't want to risk taking evidence home with you. Corruption is rife when it comes to public interest cases.
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nothing's forgotten. nothing's ever forgotten.
Just bought a packet of marmite taytos from the pub and I'm going to eat them when I get home.
Imagine defending this pair of tree cutting mongs. Hope the get driven to suicide in prison
It's Essex really.
Just wanna go back to the waravan and womf around. This city has evil energy.
I need to be rescued from this shithole.
There are immigrants waiting in their taxis now outside of children's care homes with lots of alcohol and vapes in the back seat. A felled tree is merely a small crime.
Anyone have a link to that video, I think it's a nobody streamer, where he has his face in his hands and he starts vomiting and it just sort of explodes right in his face and through the gaps in his fingers?
I'll be joining the snooker club here in Wibraltar- if you ever come by we'll have to go for a couple of frames.
There's been more news coverage of this fucking tree than that wog killing 3 young girls, farce of a country
High Wycombe-Sunderland house swap immediately
Corr sounds like a plan. Might look to book a short trip.
Bratty ASMR girls want to keep me a sexless virgin loser because it perpetuates the parasocial simping cycle and it's lush x
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saddle the horses
we're going to get those two bastards
Watching Skins. Thinking about all the teenage experiences I missed out on
The police tried to get me for criminal damage once. They only bothered to do the investigation when I said not guilty. Took my clothes off me too. So incompetent they must have felt when they actually had to go get some evidence like CCTV and realising it was not me.
The scary thing is if I had admitted guilt, a criminal would be free. It's all about just making someone responsible to admit guilt and reducing the workload if possible.
Five days no wuttingtons me.
Might as well make it a week.
Good wasino here too lad, lots of nice little pubs, though I know you don't drink. It's a bit of old England.
Wollox status?
I have made around two thousand quid thanks to the police. That went nicely towards my vidya.
What if god was one of us?
I've had conversations with normies where it's obvious that they know something is wrong and they can articulate the bad stuff happening to the country and can also articulate what they'd like to see done about it, but they can't make the next small step along to wanting a hard-line fascist dictator.
When I've explained to them that what they want is literally a fascist dictator they've not been angry so much as just kind of mildly surprised. Like 'oh... huh, I never thought of it like that'.
Things are a changing x
Keep seeing them hp ads about printer ink subscriptions. Like just buy a brother lmao. Fuck the ink cartel.
Looked up one of my old BNP mates to find out he was big in the swinging scene, no even LARPing. He was doing it back when we were activisrs too but he never mentioned it
but they can't make the next small step along to wanting a hard-line fascist dictator.
Not really a small step is it you mong?
Imagine having Farage running amok like Trump is
He was. He walked amongst us on this earth.
He walked amongst us on this earth.
proof?
Not having OLED inky blacks is really a detrimental to my mental health.
Shippy, have you ever shagged a prozzy or had a naughty massage?
Bible, little lad, get reading x
I have one of these because I print shit for eBay. Like 4.50 a month or whatever. Buying ink on its own is expensive as fuck nowadays.
Went to an escort once, couldn't stay hard with a Johnny so just just sucked me off (OWO)
Nearly bed time
Still prefer to buy ink and have it last at least six months. They're making a fortune from subscriptions.
Shippy got his cock sucked by a lad called Johnny.
Nothng wrong with a little poop on your dick
I've been rewatching Curb Your Enthusiasm and everyone is constantly fucking gaslighting Larry when he is right most of the time.
That would be my fear. Imagine paying 200 quid for a shag and not being able to stay hard
Consensual or non-consensual?
Maybe. Some months I don't use it much others I use more. Think I'm on the 50 page plan. At least they let pages rollover now.
Let the missiles fly x
Consensual Shippy even paid him.
What kind of caravan were you staying in, lad? Mum took me and siblings once as a kid and it was bretty womfy. I remember bringing my PS1 and playing Dino Crisis. It was a pretty big static.
I can confirm this. He told me about it. Said it was smoking hot to smoke his pink cigar
Shippy do you smoke lad?
cheers to lads the lads still up drinking x
Got about a quarter bottle of whiskey left :)