Why does my slav gf have a brown asshole? Every western girl I've been with has a pink asshole...

Why does my slav gf have a brown asshole? Every western girl I've been with has a pink asshole. I thought slavs would be the same. You can't tell the difference between hers and an asian asshole, man.

I love buttholes bros

She poops a lot

how often do i need to tell you this we are not white

My butthole is darker, idk if I would say brown per say but I am slav.
I refuse to ever do anal though, despite the stereotypes

is she a southern slav?
i'm a slav and my butthole is pink

south slavs are brown and are more a mixture of turks, illyrians and greeks than they are slavic.

How about just the tip of the pinky when getting railed. Is that ok?

I'm a slavoid man and we ain't white like the other anon said

they always think just because you have blonde hair and blue eyes that you're actually white, fools

No that is the gateway for him to do more

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forest homos youre not helping your stereotype

Why does my slav gf have a brown asshole?

Because you're a filthy normalfag browsing my fucking board

A dark anus on a Caucasian women is caused by food dyes and poor diet. Bobby Kennedy Jr. has all hands on deck to fix this problem. That said, your GF is slav so disregard everything I said about white women, as it doesn't apply.

Dang it. I thought it would work. Not your first rodeo, is it

Imagine wanting a gf for so long only to finally get one but her butthole is brown. My spirit would be crushed. Do you think it would be hard to get her to bleach it? Or would she refuse to out of spite?

If you want to avoid brown assholes NEVER date asians, slav or any type of mutt. Italians, even.
Only type of women that are capable of having pink assholes are american caucasian women, bongs and western euros. Anglos, basically.

This, even if the body is completely white the soul will be brown when it comes to slavs

they always think just because you have blonde hair and blue eyes that you're actually white, fools

If op has southern slav gf then she isn't fucking blonde lol. Majority of them have brown/black hair and brown eyes

I'm a southern slav and we do come in blonde in the northern regions but we still ain't white.

as a finngol my nipples are brown and a bit pink

How do I get a slavgf as a fellow non white.

How do I get a slavgf as a fellow non white.

6 figures

Are you tall and what car do you drive?

Depends what kind of non white you are and what kind of slav you want.
Slavs usually marry their own kind. After that they go after western whites and asians (EA).

black dicks left crayon marks on them

Slavs (not counting the Asiatic kind) are white. Haplogroup R1a and R1b are not disparate enough to count them as a different group.

She has a bit of Arab DNA. That's probably what makes her cute, OP.
Though it might be a legit weird thing if she has pink nipples but a brown asshole.

Southern slavs are not white.
Eastern slavs? Maybe.

She would immediately break up with me
If I told her that she's not white.
Yeah she's a southern slavic. Does that make any differences?

dedicated poophole

colored somewhat like poo

this confuses the person with a shit hole fetish because some people either bleach their poo-hole or just naturally have it pinkish

slavs are african

No they aren't you fucking retard

then why are they acting like niggers?
thats delusion, growing up in serbia (as a non-slav) many people had blue eyes, green eyes, blonde hair, light brown hair etc

why would you ever subject yourself to that experience? dont debase yourself man
thats like wanting to fuck a monkey from the jungles of africa

thats delusion, growing up in serbia (as a non-slav) many people had blue eyes, green eyes, blonde hair, light brown hair etc

Depends what area you're in.

Serbia isn't really slavic, it's more Turks and Greeks and Gypsies than anything else. Same goes for Bulgaria, Hungary and all the others over there. There are no white ethnicities native to anything close to the Mediterranean. Period.

True slavs on the other hand are Czechs, Ukrainians, Poles, Belarusians, Slovakians... These are proper white people just like the balts, Germans, Scandinavians, Irish, Swiss...

the north part, south eastern part of vojvodina
hungarians are literal mongols, they should be even darker haired but i guess not

then she's not a slav but Mediterranean like Tunisians, Turks, Greeks, Algerians

just because someone from the red army raped her grandmother at age 13 and forced your grandpa to learn Russian doesn't mean you're a slav

Serbs, the white niggers of the new world order

some British - Marxist magazine from the 90s I saw

I these were oranges at the start lol