What are your pre-summer stats, anon?

What are your pre-summer stats, anon?

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Those girls are all 30 at least, talk about aging like shit, does being boring just rapidly age you or something?

My pre summer stats:
-Age: 20
-Heiling hitler count: 928,510
-Autism powerlevel: 317
-Woman hate percentage: 100%

pre summer stats:
anon:
age: 25
kiss count: 0
body count: 0
rice purity: 89
snap score: 0
rls status: single

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what the fuck is this
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single

Gen Z is aging terribly. I even see it in myself. I have these persistent black circles under my eyes, I found a gray hair on my head the other day. Every day I wake up feeling like I just got hit by a bus, multiple times a week I randomly get a feeling like I'm being stabbed in the heart. All by age 22, it's over. I think it's the stress from having no upward mobility and holdovers from the shitty parenting I received at the hands of my Gen X parents. No hope of achieving gainful employment, having a gf, etc.

pre summer stats
anon ruby
age twenty seven
kiss count one
body count zero
rice purity sixty nine
snap score zero
rls status edating

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age: 21
kiss count: 4
body count: 1
rice purity: 70
snap score: unknown (i'm not redownloading snapchat after 6 years just for a Anon Babble reply)
rls status: single

i'm aging like shit too -- i look 28 in my early 20s

30 (but get mistaken for early 20s, even with facial hair)
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dunno what this is
don't have snap or any social media
volcel
Why do these teenagers look like they're 25? Is it microplastics?

I looked it up. Looks like it just counts down from 100 equally weighting "drinking a beer" with "having anal sex" so it's worthless.

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My pre summer stats:
Age:20
Kiss Count: 0
Body Count: 0
Rice Purity Score: 90
Snapscore: ~22,000
Relationship: Single

Nothing to be ashamed of. If anything I'm proud I made it from 95 to 90 in the last 2 years.

I am a zoomer and I have no idea what rice purity is supposed to be.

ricepuritytest com

It has a list of "impure" and "naughty" things and asks you to check off the ones you have done. The more things you've done the lower your score is because you would be less "Pure"

The women in the image seem far more subhuman with the context of this test.

kissed 13 different guys by 16

body count of 3 by 17

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equally weighting "drinking a beer" with "having anal sex"

Then 98% of girls in the west have a rice purity of 0 by the time they're 18. Only useful for teenagers

I am usually not bothered by promiscuity but the fact that some of the items on the list are illegal and they are teenagers with a score of 24 is worrying. Even a boomer who lives in Thailand "For the good weather" wouldn't have a score that low.

No way those are teens. They look like they're in their late 20s and the middle one looks like a 30 plus year old divorced mom.

Nice stats, you should go competitive.

Username's on the screen. It's legit. Teenagers look like that.

age: 26
kiss: 3
body: 4

I got a 50 on that test. But I've only ever been with one person who I thought I would marry. Crazy how just one person lowers your score so fucking hard. Can't imagine the whores with a multiple body count.

Holy fuck I'm 38, I've had a girlfriend and sex with a few other girls including some relatively kinky stuff (I've been a bull with a cuck couple I met like 3 hours prior, had sex on top of a car, etc.) and my rice score is still somehow higher than two of those under-18 girls.

(Also in my somewhat defense for being here, all that shit happened in my 20s, I've been single for 11 years and haven't had sex in almost 9.)

Don't really care to go into details, reeks of 2000s high school social media culture.

I'm not proud desu. I'm in a bus full of zoomers and the idea that every single person will engage in a variety of these activities makes humanity feel rancid.

What the fuck happened to zoomers. Are we going back to those 80s actors that looked like they were 40 something but it turns out they were 27?

16/17

Jesus fucking christ, how are zoomers aging so poorly?

Age: 22
Kiss count: 0
Body count: 0
Rice purity: 76
Snap score: 0
RL Status: single

Pre summer stats:
A: 24
Kiss count:3 (assuming diff people?)
Rice: 38
Snap: 28,264
RLS: Going on strong for over three years
Autism: Incognito

I feel like you can't go lower without orgies/crime or outdoor stuff (which is a crime).

the one with the highest snap score has the lowest sex and kisses

its like that wojak meme where the tradwife has 100 bodies and the stereotypical slut has only 10

"Rice purity"? What the fuck does any of that mean.

Age: 25
Kiss Count: 3
Body Count: 4 (+1 where we tried but she had vaginismus so we just did hands/oral)
Rice Purity: 40
Snap Score: 0
RLS Status: In relationship.

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age: 23
kiss: 2
sexo: 1
aubergine pudginess: 5/7
nigger hate level: 7839235
rls status: gf broke up yesterday, I will probably fuck every woman I meet this summer and then kill myself

man what the fuck? I got a score of 46 and the only things I didn't tick were orgies, cuck shit, fucking animals, hard drugs and getting arrested

to get a score of 24 you need to have engaged in extreme acts of sexual degeneracy and be a reckless alcoholic or substance abuser who got into trouble with cops

Vaginismus

Probably one of the suckiest non-threatening conditions. I've got a pretty big dick, which is working against me pretty hard. Current gf needs to go all the way through a suite of dilators and then still make a jump for my size.

At least I'm a Anon Babble fella so we can get creative, and she seems pretty receptive to that, aside from a hard no to anal.

My only real GF, who I was with for almost 5 years, had it and I'm also pretty big. Shit fucking sucked. Early on in the honeymoon period she'd be really wet and we had pretty good sex but as stuff got stale she got worse and worse and it was really the main thing that killed the relationship.

Even worse, I had a very close female friend and on-and-off roommate who was my absolute dream girl, both physically and in terms of attitude, fetishes, etc. and she openly reciprocated my interest but also had vaginismus (on top of being a petite Asian girl) and we were unable to have a relationship because of it. The worst part is that it somewhat lead to her death, she fell on hard times and moved out because she was so guilty about not being able to give me what I wanted, and she ended up living with some druggies that eventually got her into pills and she died alone in her room of a fentanyl overdose from tainted Xanax while her "friends" were getting high and partying in the next room and didn't bother checking on her until hours after she was dead.

Current gf needs to go all the way through a suite of dilators and then still make a jump for my size.

all the way through

At least I'm a Anon Babble fella

I see what you did there, based Anon Babbleegen.

Yeah I'm fortunate that we have some pretty strong communication, though it's certainly the singular issue of our relationship.
She even expressed to me that she's fine with me getting hookups off of Tinder/with consorts if really needed, though the idea isn't appealing to me.

Age: 28

Kiss count: 0

Body count: 0

Rice purity: 92

Snap score: never used it

Relationship Status: single forever

What is snap score

Its the vax, I didnt take it and i feel fine, the only time I feel like shit is when I fuck up my sleep cycle.