/britfeel/

Once again, you're all making fun of me, even though I didn't even make a post-400 anxiety post in the last thread, because we hadn't reached that point yet. Why do you find bullying to appealing? Is it a projection of powerlessness or something? Can a lad with any knowledge of psychology please explain.

hi, i have studied psychology.

yeah.

don't know why they added that "sage" criterion to global rule 7. not complaining, mind (global rule 8).

like everything, Japanese culture is superior.

A female arse

A shemale arse

Farting in your mouth

Farting in your nose

On my way back home now, told bossman im not feeling well

Went round 5 shoe shops and only found 1 pair that were tolerable (Adidas Campus) but I ain't paying 90 quid.and the other similar ones had giant ass white soles on the bottom.

I spent A LOT of time making custom wishlists about what DVDs I want to buy. All sortable by format, country and boutique as well as limited edition and steelbook. Even have a checkbox for high priority. I have fun doing this. I am a freak.

Taps into our childhood making Santa lists from the catalogue.

Eva6 slowly typing the one email per day she has to write for her 50k p/a salary.

Why are 13 or 14 yr old girls allowed to dress like sluts but if i get sexually aroused by this im somehow the bad guy

don't teach minors how to dress
teach MEN not to have bodily reactions

That's true. Also it's a benefit to have a list of things you want at the drop of a hat when you're making a purchase during a sale. Probably going to grab Joan of Arc (1948) and Cleopatra (1934) this week.

should parents smack their children?

Should I smack you?

Leftism is based on the denial of reality, be it sociological, economic, political and of course (arguably most prominently) even biological.

Getting strong nonce vibes from this post desu

no, you can't smack adults.

law distinguishes between 'smacking' and assault, current debate is whether it should be banned. engage your sprogs in rational discourse instead, i guess.

*smacks you*

*gets you done for assault (of a vulnerable adult)*

Should husbands smack their wives?

if they deserve it

Should a man smack his gf's arse during sex?

I like to smack my black girlfriend's cock with a Flash dust magnet while I'm eating her arse.

Should humans smack their Apus?

youtube.com/watch?v=DwORzQxAXmU
this was just a bit silly at the time. big repost comedy site trying to be down with the kids. but now that Fall Out Boy did their cover and the youth declared it officially "cringe", this one is actually quite good.
the internet did be like that, back then.

his fear of the ID has made him create another thread

Will we have as fun a melty as a couple of days ago? Multiple threads till mummy calls him for tea?

Why is seasideMARK allowed to smell like fish but if I get disgusted by this I'm somehow the bad guy

why is intentionally triggering someone's sensory issues not considered noble? i am training them to AVOID people/situations like me.

hi you have vulnerability mode in a sandbox of C++ Powersaving Mode on in the form of a hypertrophic quartzite powering your factowi please?

yeah, second shelf on your left. right by the continuum transfunctioners.

Royal Mail aims to deliver to urban areas by 3pm, rural areas by 4pm. i still have hope.
might post myself a letter just to test the system.

Mines has been so sporadic recently. Post still not came today.

4 hours into the working day and I have done nothing but answer the phone once. What's the point? I get paid either way

yeah i remember during the strikes, maybe it's just every other day. sort of went back to normal after a while.

maybe we'll have 'post days' similar to bin days. next generation will talk about receiving the post 'this week' rather than every day.

Why hasn't Trump ended the war in Ukraine like he promised?

I thought I'd done more but I've only sent 3 e-mails today. I'm genuinely just paid to sit here.

You're allowed to be sexually aroused by it. It's acting on it that would make you the bad guy.

You know the difference between feelings and actions right?

Milk em dry lad. I do just enough work to not get noticed

no work from home for retail or service lids

Corrrrrrr! Zebraman released today is it not? Reminds me I need to import Ichi the Killer.

no work from anywhere for me my lid

same tbqh and it a lush

if he had a wank in the privacy of his own home later on, i think he should go to prison. that's 'acting on it' IMO.

Hannah Montana on the telly and lube on the side table. Time for a wank. I love Billy Ray Cyrus.

Depends on if he took pictures of these 13 or 14 yr olds

back to wageying today after a week and a half off, half nervous desu

Back to bed now after a big breakfast and a long wank

Wanking about someone he could never shag is only hurting himself.

Shippy is it true that a load of Muslims now believe you are the awaited Imam Mahdi? The prophesied redeemer of Islam? The divinely guided leader sent to bring justice to the world?

he did in his eyes. we have technology that can reconstruct images from our 'visual' memory (it's really shit at the moment, but you can see what it's going for)

this. valid case for exploring a form of conversion therapy. failing that, chemical castration. poor lad.

They put a fatwa on me for not shaving my bollocks.

heard 2 blokes in the pub talking about this recently, couldnt believe it

Royal Mail has one hour left, as far as i'm concerned. i'll accept the postal system being a bit more backed-up on a Monday.

Photography is not a crime my lad

Just arrived for me de laaaaaad.

gives me hope, this.

fairly consistent arriving about 11ish, but if anything it's started to come EARLIER. guess all those hours add up, now i'm due some afternoon deliveries. bit like losing at a slot machine.

Me? On that Monday afternoon wuppagrind. Hyped for the weekend already but need to keep meself right. No wiss ups and drunken misadventures for me. No sir.

Already thinking of the drink big man. You're an alcoholic my son.

I was actually in a ramen shop in Fukuoka, Japan called Menya Jiro. It's famous for "Hakata-style" tonkotsu ramen. Rich, porky broth, thin noodles and extra garlic. I was eating my noodles and the Japanese salaryman next to me was talking into the phone. I don't speak Japanese, I distinctly heard the words "Shippy", "Banbury" and "Imam Mehdi".

he admits to imbibing a psychoactive drug.
you hone in on the ethanol he ISN'T drinking.

maybe you have issues? your human body doesn't care about the law or what's socially 'acceptable'.

Some nice additions to my collection today including 4K Jason and a nice selection of Westerns.

Shut up you inane dribbling twat.

think you might need some fluoxetine for those nerves i've touched.

Post your paypal ruthmong and I'll send you 50quid to buy some shoes.

He has plenty of money lad. He chooses not to buy shoes.

Three weeks no wokey as of today. Money saved indeed.

shoeless bellend

I was on fluoxetine for about 8 years. Did absolutely fuck all for me. Useless drug.

30 mins left, Royal Mail.

Would buying shoes get him a gf? didn't think so.

might meet a nice lady in the shoe shop

How much money do you think you've spent total on wokey?

Is that the britfeel spam kid in the pic?

Corr wouldn't like to know tbqh. Had me collapse era years, wasted a lot of time, burned some bridges, broke some shit now I'm ready to keep it womfy.

You're not free until you get at least 6 months

BritNormie has only had cocaine 3-4 times in the past five years. and he's a proper cokehead.

I'm free whenever I say I'm free. Don't get me wrong, sometimes the collapse era was fun but I've had enough. Almost losing me wallet over the weekend was the final straw.

Didn't you have 10 grand in the bank saved up before you started taking it?

I used to be a proper cokehead in my 20s. Especially when I was in New York. Was every weekend back then. I was at cool parties in Manhattan and Brooklyn though, not in a care home in Sunderland.

zimmy gets this every single fucking night while i sit alone in my boxroom wanking just fucking kill me
pmvhaven.com/video/EbonyButts21-Body_67e56bd9a687860a3cde577e

5 minutes left, RM.

yeah it gets really, really grim in the early morning hours when you're shaking and gurning.

never cared for coke (thankfully) but i have some speed in. this was me the other night. don't like it lads ;__;

Why Ruth is a size queen

Would rather be an incel for life than have black kids

heard the main door slam. some neighbour off on her way out. probably did it on purpose to trick me.

dont care aobut the kids, just want a hot bitch to be throwing her fucking arse back on me
i would kill for that sort of female desire directed at me
life isnt fair

nitter.poast.org/search?f=tweets&q="royal mail"

looks like everyone on Twitter is kicking off about RM today. glad it's not just me. wonder what's going on.

Mums just got back from Aldi and as I was going upstairs I dropped my chocolate biscuits. Absolutely fuming I am they are going to be all fucked up and crushed now.

sorry to hear that. if it wasn't for all this 'green' nonsense, biscuits would come in rigid plastic boxes.

U-u-um NEETxsters, euurrghmm, w-what's our response??!

stuff used to be plastic and it would have stuff on it about how it's protecting the forests. we didn't have those paper carrier bags like in the US. now we do.

are you the anon who just rages all day that the post man hasn't delivered your drooogs ?

i think this is partially true of internet geek types, but this guy is assuming young men are seething misogynistic anime villains.

on the real streets they will lose housing, benefits etc and probably steal/rob/do drugs/drink loads/attack people/otherwise go mental. Reddit flame wars and pwning teh femalez is the last thing on their minds.

Alexander can sit on my dick and spin. Kek. I bet he labels himself as one of these alpha males. What a cunt.

not every day. some days they actually arrive.

Oh. My. Kino. Technology was so much better back then. Filled with soul. Seeing fat pikachu gives me a rush of nostalgia.

New Brexit deal with EU is shite, I still have to pay import taxes. I want free trade again like we had before.

apparently the royal mail have some new way to detect druooogs and its put a stop (for now) to a lot of the ol Jamaican lettuce getting through

i had that one. had these lil contact points on the bottom where if you touched them both, it said "Pika-chu~"
shit was like magic.

because you should be in control of your sexuality, especially around kids

heard so but this just ketamine if i'm being honest with you. no need for 'opsec' because the police 'know about me' they just don't give a shit (i mean, why would they?)

people get para about pills rattling and so on. no smell but what if your postie hears pills?! (could be anything you dafties. box of drawing pins or summat.)

I think that one is the NTSC American one. Seeing as hey you pikachu never came out in europe PAL region. I never had it as a kid just the standard black one with the gray controller.

it's not the same for blokes. my libido has gone down with age but sometimes i still get almost spontaneous erections like i'm 13 again. the fuck are we supposed to do? can't control the flow of blood.

Also when unpacking the shopping there was some garlic dip for my wizza later and I fucking dropped it. Splatted all over the kitchen tiles, mum was fuming because she hates the stuff kek. Really not having a good day today lads.

yeah i remember reading about it in Nintendo Official Magazine then it never came out ;__;

but i mean this lil guy. looks more like the one in the games/cards.

ALERT! ALERT!
TIMMY IS NOW BORED IN HOSPITAL!
DISCHARGE 3.0 COMING SOON?!
xcancel.com/TimmyUk/status/1924470732672602193

"I just don't have a very active libido, so I don't have sex much with my husband"

"Also, since menarche I have been religiously taking pills which suppress my ovulation and destroy my natural hormone levels, but that's irrelevant"

Last seen chieveley services

worked in a sorting office many years ago

We'd get loads of packages that rattle, endless amounts of vitamin pills etc so id assume most of it gets through
Ganja used to absolutely stink the place out sometimes, it was based and the managers couldn't be arsed with the paper work so they just sent it on to the next sorting office (who cant be arsed also)

You could smell the chemical type smell from powder if there was enough of it, again the managers are too worried about getting things done to spend time fucking around with drug packages

They have probably been told to be more ruthless when it comes to drugs or some new management jobs worth cunts

women cannot win. they are a cursed gender with cursed bodies (this isn't sexism it's in the Bible)

yeah, but don't you choose when you have an erection, like, just, don't think about sex-stuff

Fire station has the flags at half mast

thanks for the inside info, lad. don't smoke weed any more and generally i'd know someone chill in person who'd sell me some. have ordered some where it's all vacuum-sealed but the TINIEST hole and it stinks out a room. any postie popping that through a letterbox would know.

but yeah it just seems like a waste to even give a shit, rather than simply delivering packages. unless with all this Regional Organised Crime Units the police are pressuring them or summat. "go after the buyers, that'll show those pesky dark web county lines gangs!!!"

can't control the flow of blood

it's controlled by a state of arousal. you're an actual nonce lad kys

Would never date a woman on the pill me. State of it

What about fixing your alcoholism

christ what happened this time? I haven't read the news in years, only ever hear about shit from Anon Babble

Thing is though, if you're not a nonce there is something biologically wrong with you. Probably testosterone deficiency

i was thinking this, maybe it would be understandable if he had an erection about something else, and then saw the minor, but idk, this is weird

it can pop in there like an intrusive thought. or it can happen basically randomly. think nervous laughter.
believe me: you are then trying to think of mundane/horrible/disgusting things to go flaccid again.

there are perverts and flasher types who don't give a shit, and yeah, they're creepy dickheads. but i wish we didn't have this culture of shame around something so ordinary. can't even laugh it off like it's a milk moustache or something.

2 Firemen in Oxfordshire died last week

bbc.com/news/articles/cx2q87ewd31o

Wonder what gets eva6 aroused

i'm not the same anon. just talking about UNWANTED erections in general. could happen when you're doing public speaking. fully clothed adults, all in your 30s. presentation about finance.
it could.

Well last your sell by date I take it? Must be if you're seething at younger models

Ah, I see
*goes back to doing nothing on computer for the rest of the day*

Not much because she's rattling with contraceptive pills, but if she misses one, Chad

the guy just said "13 or 14 year old girls" not "young models", also, why would i "seeth" over a bad thing, i don't want people to sexualise me, i want to be seen as a person
how on earth would you know that?

having a can of 7 Up Zero Sugar and a can of Sprite Zero Sugar at the same time. i always forgot which one is the good one.

posting this so i can search for it later:
7 Up is the good one.

*goes back to doing nothing on computer for the rest of the day*

Aye he's scanning the thread for any dollies posting off trip and preparing to make a thread at 400 to ease his 'anxiety'

eva6 has never had an orgasm.

yes I have? why would you say such an unrealistic thing

Have you seen what some of these 14 year olds look like these days?
I mean fuck me, at some point, genuinely, society is going to have to reckon with the fact that an average man with normal levels of testosterone cannot help but be attracted to a beautiful, slim young girl with large breasts, a thin waist and child-bearing hips. Our lizard brains go by phenotype, they don't wait until our eyes can confirm the date on a birth certificate to allow our nervous system to arouse us.
Fucking hell.

If you have never had BBC then you cannot definitively say you've 'had an orgasm'.

i know fire 'kills' people but it's odd they were 'killed'
i guess if something heavy falls on you, you could be 'killed instantly'
but nobody who jumps off a bridge is 'killed', like the water 'killed' them

did they not just die in a fire? 'killing' is what people (and some objects) do?

fetishization based off of race is just weird and gross.

I think he's basing it on you being a virgin but doesn't realise you could make yourself orgasm. Very nice

speculation on my part. i befriend other neurotics and late night one-on-one conversations i've had with close female friends, "i've never had an orgasm" is weirdly common.
maybe it's a classic lie or they just don't understand what the feeling is like. but it's sad if true.

Unless it's wmbf - zimchad knows the score oh aye x

It's just obvious by your unfeminine demeanour that you're on some hormonal contraceptive, probably to 'control periods'

@81217342
desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/81005572/#81009003

I don't think they really get how loyal a man would be if they'd just put on some stockings once a week

Steak pie and mash for din dins. Oh aye x

zimchad knows the score oh aye x

Oh aye indeed he does

i bought a knock-off Hitachi Magic Wand. it's like cheating at sex.

I need to drink. Literally can't think of anything else. But do I piss 10 months of sobriety out the window? Feel like crying

Zimmy really hit the jackpot

Grim lot. The lot of you grim. Grimness exudes from the lot of ye.

i know that feel. cling on to the OCD goalposts thing, you're not far off a full year.

also having relapsed after years, it's not the same as how lovely booze USED to be. even 'nice' beers TASTE of alcohol. and when it hits you it's somewhere between ketamine and heroin? it's honestly kind of shit, just as a drug.

BMWF is the retard newfag pol seether pairing.
WMBF is the based r9k pairing, oldfags know this from back in the day, it's always been a staple of the board.

You will no longer sexualise eva6, not on my watch.

Take your dollies outside and play for a bit princess x

Black women have literally talked about /britfeel/ers penises live on national television

black women IRL live in London. don't want to shag/date anyone from there.

mixed race Asians (British sense) are cute but that's not any sort of fetish thing, it's just a fact.

You probably have bigger tits than Eva lol

You will no longer sexualise eva6

A thought leader in the dissident right

Sexualizing eva6

eva6 sexualizing herself to orgasm

Wrump and Wutin on the phone now

Bald's meaty thighs

i wouldn't. i genuinely dislike her. came around to Yanklass because she's a laugh.

happy to accept i might be falling victim to a roleplaying troll, but it's TOO possible eva6 is the daughter/son of a businessman, living in some fancy country home in the Pennines. some people deserve burglary.

this sounds like an sph fetishists wet dream

Im wutin alright

And scrump is like norwood 5 onionjak irl too lol

mainstream media is still doing the 'antisemitism' shite?

Gary Lineker (rightfully) condemning Zionism. gets sacked for it. BBC News you are also running stories about what Zionists are doing. people aren't stupid.

Its an incredibly retarded think the repost from lineker

You need to issue a public apology and resign from /britfeel/ pal. Unacceptable post.

Yank mong is also upper class mong

I'm already really careful with money, have some savings, and my parents are minted so will be ok financially

Grim hambeast gawking at the screen like the thread is "BBC Feelshire" scheduled television for entertaining middle aged yanks why are all yanks into British internet always complete retard freaks it's the same with SSM's American "fans"

sorry i stand by the Jewish people. you all know what i 'meant' by 'Zionists'.

but before i go i'd like to do my routine about how them Catholics are nonces, heh.

Crazy how things that have absolutely fucking nothing to do with us, thousands of miles away, between alien ethno-religious groups, that are intractable and pointless to get involved in, become these insane domestic back-and-forth quibbling issues in our country. To the point where you're considered weird if you *don't* take a side while you can also be blacklisted and cancelled for taking *either* side.

I suppose this is just another example of how diversity enriches us all or something. It's all so tiresome.

Yeehaw change the channel pawpaw there aint enough frogs on today's episode of feelshire what in tarnation

Are jews really rats? Was Lineker right?

sniffing eva6's farts

Yank mong is also upper class mong

she's not a twentysomething living off the bank of mum and dad. or maybe she is, but she's also a jaded unemployed alky who's been through it all. might have hated her at 25 but at 40 or so, she's good crack.

eva6 will casually mention having a pheasant dinner with extra saffron, and that's either 1. routine for her to the point it's unremarkable, or 2. an intentional piece of writing to rile people up. lying/trolling would actually be the best option here.

Hmm let's see

lives in tunnels or general squalor

nuisance to everyone around them

kills defenseless animals for fun

Sounds like 'the other side' to me.

To the point where you're considered weird if you *don't* take a side while you can also be blacklisted and cancelled for taking *either* side.

Trvke, I fucking hate this shit. I literally do not give a fucking fuck about the vast majority of things, but if you tell people this they first don't believe you

haha yeah but like, what do you actually think mate?

and then when you explain to them that, no, really, you don't care about x/y/z bollocks they're talking about they treat such a thing as inherently suspicious and defacto anti- whatever their personal viewpoint on it is, like you're enemy-coded just for not wanting anything to do with their issue that they are convinced everyone actively needs to take a side on. The news was a mistake.

there have been tons of civil wars, or wars between neighbouring countries, in Africa. changed names and borders throughout my life. one day a country is Christian, there's a coup, now it's Muslim. Henry VIII style.

but it is absolutely their business, however horrible it is for people who suffer in those nations. the UK 'leaves them to it'.

52 year old yank with minted parents claiming to be "one of the lads" (her words) when lads in question live on council estates some of them is worse. Don't give a shit she's too fat to work, she doesn't need to work.

I want the deafult position of British foreign policy to be:

Other countries' business is their own business. We will recognise the de facto leaders and have friendly relations as far as possible, while not endorsing or condemning any group in particular. Any trade conducted between the nations is the choice of free individuals or companies on either side. Britain will not get involved with foreign affairs if there is not a clear, direct and material interest of Britain represented in them.

How anyone could seriously disagree with this is beyond me.

i wanna live like common people
i wanna do whatever common people do

She's not fat at all

Small tits, thanks but no thanks, I'm a titcow man myself

Mum got me 2 large bic mac meals one with coke and one with strawberry milkshake. Ate the lot in 12 minutes kek. Now I have 12 kit kat chunkys and a jar of penut butter to get me through the afternoon. Got my eyes on a cream cake in the fridge for later too.

appeasement innit

I'm a titcow man myself

Christ mate, you're not gonna live to see 40.

Nice one fellow chumbawumba. Gonna order a Dominos tonight. Large american hot, garlic bread, wedges, a big bottle of full-fat coke and a tub of Ben and Jerry's. Life is good when you're plus sized

do you have any teeth left?

I hit the wall for Chad so I'm just like Ruthmong. Howdy partner it's me the latest addition to FeelShire!

she needs to post more fetish content for us lads

Major SSM news: he's got a new profile picture

Smoke some fags and play some pool
Pretend you never went to school

putting a handful of crisps on a plate like it's a 'side' can fuck right off

I'm like Eva but 30 years older and I don't wash my ass yeehaw

Are you trying to eat yourself to death lad? Kinell

Looks lush this does

Doesnt look like something SSM would eat

spacker vinyl

god I hate normie 'furniture' so fucking much

Big lads fuck hard

on my fourth tramadol.
if the police show up again, some bust in Liverpool or whatever, don't know what to do. might have to ration these pills forever.
grateful my bladder/liver/kidneys are getting a rest but if anything it's just INCREASING crime. "can't get any wonk, might have to get some blues in"

Id love to see what Blad looks like

i have lino 'flooring' that resembles wood. don't have to justify myself to you.

Really grim this, even worse that your mother enables you like this

I imagine him and dvdmong look quite similar, even accounting for the fact that dvdmong is indian.

i tried posting a pic but it said it was too big LOL

This is actually kind of funny lol

I'm so fat the fat pouch above my penis has enveloped it. My penis is literally an innie/inverted. Looks like a button or something
Because of this I always piss sitting down, otherwise I just get piss down my trousers.

Bet his mum is a fucking balloon too desu

Good afternoon sir. Would you care to take your course of sedatives, anti-anxiolytics and anti-psychotics before settling in for this evenings dinner? There is Macaroni a la Spacque in the dining hall, but lets get some Aripiprazole down you before we start feeling out of sorts, shall we?

Make an AI apu image about post-400anxietylad. Could be pill-related, but doesn't have to be.

Would you care to take your [...] anti-psychotics

no

post-400anxietylad

he says the anxiety is number-based, really he's just being on the anti-anxiolytics.

My pubes go half way up my shaft. Is this normal?

log into porn forum

see alert pop up

dear [user], our discord server is currently down but we are jerking on it and it should be back up soon

hehe, I don't even use the discord server but this message gave me a giggle

Yeah it's normal, but you should be grooming, lad.

Yeah mine too, dont shave either because im not a poof

I recommended Aftersun a while back, did the lad who said he was gonna watch it end up doing so? Are you here mate? What did you think?
Did you cry? I fucking did

she's 20 stone and like 5'6. it's in the lorechives. his dad is a beanpole.

Never got round to it but I'll watch it tonight. Sorry for flaking on you lad

Yeah it's normal. I like to shave mine.

is drug/postmong also wonkylad? I fear he will die sooner rather than later.

DIS NIGGA GOT HAIR GROWIN UP HE DEEEECK AAAAAHHAHHAHAHAH!!!

futanari is mankinds greatest achievement

blad said before he's never met his dad and has no idea what he's like but then the other day he was talking about what his dad's been up to recently. DVDmong used to tell tall tales like this until it was noted.

NEW EBIN VIDEO

I REPEAT NEW EBIN UPLOAD!!!

youtube.com/watch?v=um-L1S6_Xzg

mine get caught in my foreskin. it's like rubbing fishing wire across my Jap's eye.

Still on helium then

DVDmong had an absolute melty and admitted to lying about all sorts

what annoys me about this site is when people post pornographic imagery its mostly fag shit and is either tranny with its cock out, bbc shit or weird fetish stuff, why cant lads just post a nice set of tits, I seldom see just a lovely pair of norks or fanny its always some horrible crap

they are 'advanced' perverts. they need a detox.

This is part of the reason titlad won the poll. In a swamp of gay tranny bbc shit a humble man posting humble tits is such a breath of fresh air.

What we know about DVDmong:
Obsessively collects DVDs
Indian
Fat
On PIP for anxiety/depression
Lives with his parents
Likes manga

I dont get this, ive been wanking since 11 and I never became a pervert freak, wound down as ive gotten a bit older but my main thing was always amateur solo, never liked porn with dicks present. Can't beat a nice set of boobs.

i am a 'demisexual' i only experience sexual attraction to people i have romantic feelings for.

Not a fan of this format I'm afraid. Too many grifters all doing the same routine

I stayed in the UK's WORST hotel - I was shocked!!

birthday last week lads

no texts

no cards

no presents

gf didn't say anything until I mentioned it

said sorry but she's working night shift (i.e. no sex)

still sad about it

birthdays are for children.

Look ok for 50 a night desu

one of my exciting hobbies is looking up budget hostels on TripAdvisor and Google Maps, reading all the reviews.

you'd think "oh it's somewhere to sleep for 30 quid a night" but there's all sorts about druggies/alkies and stuff getting nicked, horrible state of the place, owner is a bit dodgy/leery.

makes me want to actually go to these places just to experience them. i mean it's one night of my life. worst case scenario is i just leave.

thats a shame lid, mine was on the blob so I never even got a blowie on my birthday ffs, no mates so no texts, card off my parents though. Go get a paid slag, you deserve it.

can you do one of these and its a tray full of dollies?

I've done all of today's routines and chores, now what?
Did move a hook in my ceiling and need to patch/paint that gypsum board, but it's going on the list for tomorrow, along with ham 'n' bean soup because it's going to be wet and chilly midweek.
Been trying to watch Oklahoma! the past two nights and can't get into it even though it's Rodgers & Hammerstein. I think that menacing Jud makes me nervous.

can we trade places? I'm bored of being an employed young man, think id like to be a neeting middle aged woman in rural america it sounds really cosy.

i wanna live in rural west virginia

Haven't seen my cock in years kek.

move there, then.

not if they're under 1

i wanna live in a high rise council flat anywhere north of Yorkshire. lowest # i've been in the queue is #17 (thought that was a shoe-in tbqh but they never got back to me)

fuck the DVLA

He was one of the the mass of celebrities to do a little virtue signalling when corbyn got all the anti semitism stuff aimed at him in the media though, not much sympathy for him

for me? its fuck the DVSA

are those 'gender reveal' parties before the baby is even born? like having a birthday party on behalf of someone else, before they're even alive (scientifically speaking)

thing is whatever your thoughts on Corbyn, as a media/propaganda technique this SHOULD be a trick that only works once.

are they just going to do it, forever? sometimes it sticks, sometimes it doesn't?

DVSA

how many bureaucratic agencies does the government need its Kafkaesque i tell you, Kafkaesque!

The Driver and Vehicle Licensing Agency (DVLA) and the Driver and Vehicle Standards Agency (DVSA) are distinct but related entities within the UK government's transport sector. The DVLA primarily focuses on licensing and registration of drivers and vehicles, while the DVSA is responsible for ensuring road safety and enforcing vehicle standards, including driving tests and inspections

too many lad and they all need burning

need to be born to have a birthday init?