I DESERVE a boyfriend

Question

I DESERVE a boyfriend

I /deserve/ a boyfriend.

Here's why:

I have a master's degree

I make more than six figures income

I have a six figure net worth also

I exercise every day and I have a slim figure

no tattoos

I eat healthy

I wear sunscreen and do skincare

I'm funny

I'm smarter than everyone

I'm better than everyone

I'm cooler than everyone

I'm a very nice person and emotionally intelligent

I'm an amazing conversationalist

everyone likes me

I'll pretend to like the hobby you like

If I don't get a boyfriend within 48 hours, I will be VERY angry and there will be consequences! I deserve a boyfriend and nothing you say can disprove this object reality.

>no tattoos

Dropped.

And what size is your penis?

im sending a couple to your location... choose your favorite and do whatever you want with the rest

sorry i have a gf already

Where do I apply?

This

How the fu?
I dropped out of community college and work in a factory
How Why What are you here?!?

I deserve what I say I deserve because I'm a narcissist

ok

All things listed are irrelevant. If your "healthy eating" is the proper human diet or raw meat and organs, then it is only one. Everything else is just slave "hobbies" that accomplish nothing. You should specify your sex, age, status of virginity and country.

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Probably a troll post but

Master's, money, etc

Career oriented women and women that spent a ton of time in college education tend to be less suitable partners

Fit

That's neat, but it depends on if you chose to do so yourself or if a previous boyfriend got you into it

Funny, smarter, better

Nobody that's any of these things says this

I have a master's degree

Don't care

I make more than six figures income

I have a six figure net worth also

That's cool I guess as long as your main hobby isn't le travel

I exercise every day and I have a slim figure

no tattoos

I eat healthy

I wear sunscreen and do skincare

Ogey

I'm funny

Unlikely but ogey

I'm smarter than everyone

I'm better than everyone

I'm cooler than everyone

Nice, I can outsource robotics work to you. I assume you can TIG weld and do CAD at least.

I'm a very nice person and emotionally intelligent

Ogey

I'm an amazing conversationalist

everyone likes me

Not ogey, I don't like extroverts

I'll pretend to like the hobby you like

You should be into anime and videogames to begin with.

Eh/10, maybe if you full time cosplay a maid.

fuck, I'll be you're boyfriend. What's your discord @

I will be VERY angry and there will be consequences!

This sounds very exciting. You should go into more detail

Wowzas a heckin' educated AND successful woman? Sign me the heck up!

Not saying the most important thing

Not a virgin

I want to make my gf a NEET who sluts around while I slave away

what causes this cucked mindset

I didn't say she didn't have to work, I just said she has to wear a maid outfit.

I don't believe you on most of these, you shouldn't be here at all, and no male cares about how much money you make.

Hmmm? OP? Care to explain?

I want my gf to have a work husband while I slave away

You lose either way, at least the NEET girl won't pretend to be the smartest thing in the world because she sat through a law degree or some shit, so there's that.

Also she didn't mentioned her age range so probably above 30. Of course, that's not considering the fact it isn't a woman to begin

Sorry, I married an infertile, retarded woman who barely got a GED. 100% plap meat, no backsass. Try again next life.

no better than a fleshlight, pathetic

Amethyst had an origin story. So did Jasper. And Sreven and Pink Diamond. Were you looking for a discrete flashback episode for each character?

Where is the

I have a real vagina

OP posts and leaves. Many such cases. Sad.

Being a homemakers is the hardest job in the world.

It was just bait anyway. Women know that men don't care about their income or education... right?

who the fuck wouldn't want to be able to be rich off his gf?

A cis man

do you hate money or do you just love working a soulless job?

Elitism? From someone who can't even get a husband? No thanks

ywn be the househusband of some ruthless corporate power bitch who dominates you with her grippy pussy when she comes home from board meetings all day

I just know how womens' psychology works. They can't help but resent a grown man they provide for.

bumping to help op find a qt bf ofsdo

deserve a boyfriend

Deserve somebody else doing something for you? Nobody deserves that, thats called slavery.
Grow up anon, you owe no one else anything and they dont owe you anything

Seriously, some of you femcels and incels need to learn libertarian free market theory and apply it to sex

libertarian free market theory

And the market isn't libertarian because it's a dumb fuck theory

But the sexual market is libertarian. Because theres no government intervention.
If you want better products, you have to improve your product to incentivise a voluntary exchange of goods or services with another person.
In the sexual market, YOU are the product. So no one owes you a transaction, you have to take steps to incentivise it

Sometimes, the soibois are correct thoughever...

Even if that were true, such a woman would have a hard time finding a boyfriend on her level, so she would either have to settle for a man who is below her, or become some millionaire's side bitch.

why do you want a boyfriend if you're already perfect as you are?

>I'll pretend to like the hobby you like

i've had a girl like that before, it's hell on earth.