/r9gay/ #2542

No anal sex edition

Butt sluts :

but anal is based though, I want to feel my fbf inside my body.

Then maybe you should've made the thread before me! Now it's all over for analfags

Meow I'm tired yawn where bf who doesn't expect sex from me

I am the most evil and degenerate bottom in this thread.

Inuyasha is so based and stuff i miss being 13 and watching it blissfully again and fawning over him

We literally live 300 km apart and I expect nothing from you

Okay? I don't get it

frotgods itt

I am once again asking for motivation not to stuff my face with fast food. I crave the burger again

ate a big bowl of macaroni and cheese with hot sauce for supper -buurp-

Burger makes you grow tits but idk if that's your goal or not

I wouldn't expect sex from my bf but I would expect cuddles, affection and maybe mutual masterbation

Meow I'm tired meow waa where cuddle

big bowl

One could even call it...super bowl

That's sex

Oh who am I kidding I'm so pathetic having tits would only make me more attractive

It's non penetrative and I said maybe

hey not me, I don't want tits. I actually don't have moobs despite my weight.

If my fbf doesn't give me cuddles I will KILL myself.

It's non penetrative

Literally who asked it's still sex

And if someone took you for a nice stroll and told you how nice you are?

I would expect my bf to at least beat me up into a handfree orgasm and vice versa

That'd be sweet but I know it will never happen.

If you stop stuffing your face for a minute I'll stuff something else deep in it
Not a even a small something to grab onto?

No, it wasn't that good, just normal macaroni and cheese from the store. I've been wanting to try making it myself at home though! I bet it would be pretty super with some good cheese stretch and like a crispy crust on top, yum.

Meow give me attention yay wawawaaa

I may not be the michelin tier bottom chef, but I made baked ziti with peppers, tomato sauce, chicken, spinach and mozz and almost fell flat because it was good and I finally cured myself of adding too much salt and spices to food.

don't make the same mistake I made of only using one kind of cheese.

I gotta eat dinner though.

and alright I might some small moobs. Tiny, just apart of my fatness.

True! What if he never says he loves you? D:
Some people would disagree but yeah who cares I could do without that anyway
I could think of sexual things that aren't sex if I wanted to, jerk

Idc faggot I hate you hiss

my fbf will NEVER have to jerk his own cock, that's MY job! I'll take good care of him.

Miau miau mwyaaargh where husbie I wanna cuddle wwwwwwaaaaa

I don't care that you hate me whore. Fuck you

I'm not a whore yay I'm a virgin

I just rode my bike on a trail for the first time and it was pretty fun while listening to music but the trail is in a valley and getting out of it in the end was agony. I may not be able to walk tomorrow at work, my ass and thighs are devastated.

Good, I'm gonna be patting and stroking it while we workout

It will and it's happening now. Get your coat, I'm coming over.

tfw no cooper bf

Who gives a shit hole

You do yay stop calling me a hole that's a privilege of my fbf

Meow is my favorite hung femboy dom top itt

Well you have shit taste also I'm not a dom or a top or a femboy or hung

I'll call you however I want and you can't do anything about it

You do

Why would I care if you're a virgin or not

Meow I'm tired of your bicuck fantasies

Okay but hole is a forbidden word
Moonmeows everywhere HELP ME

Well you have shit taste

That's why I'm into you

not dom or a top

You will be

femboy or hung

You are, we saw the pics

I will not be. There are no pics that prove otherwise.

No one can controll my speech. You an ask nicely tho, hole

No I will not ask nicely because I am not a hole and that is a very degrading thing to call a smart cool bottom boy like me

Pxl anon I need more pictures of your tummy and subtle nipples

he thinks you like it because you keep replying to him

I need a vocaroo of meow calling me a dumb worthless beast and then spitting

Steely is my thread buddy of course I'll reply to him yay

voca.ro/1cuL8mN8p7se

cringe. stop

Well if you want me to do something you have to ask nicely or else I'm not going to do it because I'm childish and petty
Yay ^_^

I will report everyon who selfposts for breaking the rules

My arms are tired from carrying heavy things need a bf to her me off or step on my pp until I cum

Why
No you are gay because you re a faggot rw wa

Well I made 4 or 5 days without fast food before breaking, maybe next time I'll go back to a week.

What's unforgivable is that I have a fridge full of food, even burgers I could have have cooked myself but laziness won out and another 10 bucks down the drain.

How is that relevant???? I don't see it

Fag meow yay

THAT ACCENT IS SO FUCKING CUTE IM GOING TO DIE.
I will cherish this for the rest of my life.

You're much more of a faggot than me hypocrite

This mecha might be the most erotic thing I've ever held in my entire life but for some reason I am no longer capable of posting pictures from home. Have to wait until I go in to work.

bi

fantasizing about being raped by two men

the only woman in the fantasy is watching from a distance

If he's bi, then rupaul is straight

What's so cute about it bloo
Provide evidence

Do you have something against sex? What's the t, you clearly want to do very sexually charged things but somehow you're scared to call them sex for some reason

I don't know that's like asking what's cute about a puppy or an opposum, it's just true. I hear it and my chest gets warm and my heart beats fast and I want to give you a hug. Case closed.

Every post you ever made

You're mentally ill my condolences
Ya I know I'm tuff, what of it

Meow are you ok? How is that relevant to what we were talking about (you being a faggot)?

My posts are just evidence of me being cool yay I asked evidence for me being a submissive cock loving faggot

I'm a cock hungry anal slut virgin, and I wish I was cool like meow.

I'm not any of those things except virgin but virgin and I also wish I was cool like meow.

Meow is tough, meow took black penises that exceed single digits in length alone many times and liked it every time

Yay
Yay
I've never even seen a black penis

Not funny. Deniyawn.

No balls huh owned yay

why don't you try having sex for like once in your life

When I was a kid the song "Mr. Brightside" always made me sick and uncomfortable. I didn't understand the concepts of sex or jealousy but whenever it came on the radio I started shivering and crying and I couldn't elaborate why. I remember thinking it was a song about a cat that had fallen in love with its owner because the first line references coming out of a cage, and I assumed the major conflict of the song was the fact that someone could not, in fact, have a romantic relationship with their cat, and it discussed how the cat's feelings couldn't be reciprocated. To this day whenever that song plays it triggers something immediate and violent in me and I have to turn it off immediately or plug my ears and start singing some other song to soothe myself. I will never understand why people wake up and think "yes, I will listen to music about the disgusting, filthy, abhorrent feeling of knowing the love of my life is fucking someone else. This is a feeling I enjoy and wish to replicate". I think "Mr. Brightside" and it's incomprehensible popularity is representative of a collective mental illness shared by all mankind.

Can't handle a shitty pop song

Calls others mentally ill

Oh the irony

You enjoy being cuckolded and thus every opinion you hold is invalid. Begone.

You know not every song is an endorsement, right? Sad songs exist. Right? You wouldn't be that retarded. Right?

total sexhaver death tsd tsd sss

Sad songs exist but they shouldn't. Imagine eating food that tastes like shit to make yourself unhappy, or intentionally looking at ugly art that you hate. No other genre of art does this. Something about music causes people to want to be unhappy, and I think we need to develop a drug to cure this.

Incredibly braindead take. You're an actual soulless npc.

Duhhh how can it be art if it not be pretty

cavemen had more artistic sensibility. Consider suicide, amoeba.

Hey you stupid idiot, if you're already miserable in real life, why would you want to exacerbate that feeling through the consumption of art? And if you aren't miserable, why would you want to make yourself miserable? You do realize that that's a genuine sign of mental illness, right? Its the downward spiral of continuing to consume media that makes you feel bad because you already feel like shit. You're trying to justify self-harm by saying "well other people do it". Sure, they can do it if they want, but we shouldn't want people to wake up and fantasize about harming themselves.
You're engaging in the most self-destructive, pointless, and painful thought processes that humans can have, and pretending that you're gaining something from it. You should seek professional help.

No I'm expensive like I said at least 29 euro

I see. How educational. Do you have your tier list of bodyparts?

Top 3 hands balls chest

Would unironically pay for your service

30 euro? I don't think so you can get like 30 beers with that kinda money besides I don't have any experience

Horrible list lol. Hands? Are you a woman el mayo

What's horrible about it waa hands are nice they can be used for petting and stuff how is liking them womanous

I read somewhere women like that idk
Hands don't look good tho. I mean they're ok but that's not it. And fucking chest ewwwww

Why are men so easy to bait lmao

you (a man) baiting me (another man) into being your boyfriend (male)