M&S Honey Nut Cornflakes edition
/britfeel/
Having breakfast with eva6
Nutting in eva's breakfast
Watching a DVD with a coffee this Sunday morn.
DVD
in 2025
yikes
Oh it lush me lid. Compression is worse on some streaming I've noticed since getting me OLED and sitting close enough to burn my retinas. But the resolution hit can be rough. However, Panasonic 4K player upscales brilliantly and does a lot of heavy lifting. Is that alright with you de lid?
Even if the threads are made early it's nice to have a dedicated thread making mong. You finally became useful lad, keep up the good work
Quite a nice change of pace to have two women posting here recently.
corrrr he got horny nut flakes it lush lush lush
Why is he buying food from m&s when hes skint and on the dole?
only one has proven they're female
One pound horney nut porn flakes if that's alreet with you de lids?
was HHL actually in london?
nowt wong with DVDs lad
At least it will still be there in a few years and wont be changed becase woke faggots decided its "problematic" or the streaming service took a shit and doesn't exist anymore
David Cameron seething at this photo. A sea of white faces.
Very true I got Adventures in Babysitting on DVD lately and it's the full uncut version with swearing and rude jokes. Disney+ only has an edited version. PC GONE MAD!
Kek paramount+ removed all the antisemitic South Park episodes the cowards.
I noticed that but is that in the UK or just America? I know episodes 200 and 201 were never available to stream.
Lips like a cats arsehole. Must be a smoker.
think he went down but not to the game
Arse like chewed bubblegum de lods.
Wouldnt say no. Love girls in glasses me.
that happens with age you fat moron
Mackems truly are subhumans
Corrr, wouldn't mind an edging handjob from this lass while she falls me a spacker.
No lass wants you bloblad
Sean is in the bottom left btw the one with the hat
Jimmy Somerville loves his football he does.
When was the last time you went out with your mates?
Can't see him you LARPer.
Not had a friend since 2012. So then. Not bothered, I prefer my own company and I am never lonely. Much better and less hassle.
Nice lovely bloke making fun of how people look.
Football fans are cretins and deserve ridicule.
Just a bit of lads banter love.
Online and to those that can't answer you back you fat coward man child
How much can you lads curl with one hand.
Sorry I said you mum had lips like a cats arsehole. No need to get upset lad.
More than you i reckon
Why did that comment about the lips upset him so much?
My mum is dead you fat fucking waster
How did she die? Sorry to hear that x
Can curl 22.5 kg for 4-5 reps in each hand. I can curl 25 kg if I cheat curl (use momentum).
How about you lad?
She fell in to an industrial bread mixer (Chorleywood process) and died, that shit is lethal
I can curl more than that
Difficult to find love when you live in an assisted living facilty
Whatever a 24 ounce can of Coor's beer weighs.
HIS LIVE
So what is your excuse big sexy man?
Religious festivals replaced with "bank holidays"
The banks are on their holidees so the moneyman says we can have the day off
Fucking lol. Bank holidays.
Left wing = Anti white. It really is that simple
Business idea: assisted loving facility.
You realise watching cartoons is quite childish?
Sprog refuses to wake up from his nap
@Grok explain to this idiot why his post isn't remotely relevant and why I don't care
Corr just orederd a wrap from waccies me. Not even hungover though I do feel a bit tired after yesteday's adventure. Keeping it womfy today then again might go for a few Sunday club jars later but I'll see how I feel.
HIS LIVE
I don't care
Cared enough to reply x
Do you have a wheelchair?
Can one of you lads make me a coffee because I'm too lazy to do it myself
Fuck it I'll go and do it
those are the lips of someone who spent a lifetime working at the bon bon concession
given the chance poley would piss in your coffee, thats just the kind of person he is
This made me chortle; well done
Sunday fartbergs kicking up a stink. Whatever.
*turns you into a coffee*
Seek medical help, this is not normal
quick, order more febreze laddie
Trying to be sassy when you just got fucking bitch slapped lmao
given the chance poley would piss in your coffee, thats just the kind of person he is
fascinating
Series of explosions heard in Swanage
SSM cuts the live stream
That would be a significant inconvenience if that were to happen
so distracted by Mario Tennis Game Boy i missed the new thread.
but yeah it seems accurate to tennis rules (for a Game Boy game) and matches take ages. you actually need six sets and a single game can go in a deuce loop for fucking ages
played one guy, and he wasn't even one of the players to progress in the league or whatever. don't think this was meant to be a Mario game tbqh
These pregabs are brilliant. Still felling wobbly and happy the day after taking them.
Sorting muh fishing stuff (trying to), then going to have some cider tonight.
Rationing weed due to my dealer not being on. It not on.
nasty bastard is this b fella
rememeber its a bank holiday so if your bin is usually due for collection on a monday this will have changed. check with your local council for details.
Seen any of Ruby's favourite movies lad? Have to admit I've seen a fair number of these myself.
Waccies just arrived. Having that Katsu crispy chicken wrap me.
youtube.com
Thanks nice anon.
It's usually picked up the day after your usual day on a b holiday week.
Imagine still living with your parents at 24. Glad I was able to move out at 18.
sleep with black man
has a sprog at 20
why can't I find a job
oh I don't know bbc loving bitch. maybe you should've kept your legs shut and not make poor decisions? no wonder you're a red flag to an employer when you have to mention you need time to collect your sprog at age 20.
Imagine still living with your parents at 24.
I was with them till I was ~35
okay i've got plenty of tramadols just need to wait until i can get some ketamine
guess that's going to be Wednesday, then
don't mind a break honestly my sinuses could do with it i think
just have to chill for a few days
That kid could pass for white
Not him but, nah, maybe mexican.
Hmm...this page doesn't exist. Try searching for something else.
but then shows up on Xcancel so i dunno if it's a cache thing or a 'shadow ban' type situation or what
Ruby's thumbs 'beating' Laura's plack
link dont work de lid
maybe pantsing people (even with underwear underneath) automatically triggers some mad abuse just-in-case AI program
i mean if you can view this you SHOULD be able to view people doing it to random ladies (equality)
xcancel.com
maybe it works with an account
or if you have a high-status HHL account or similar
all these sneaky secret barriers on the web nowadays
Works for me. It's a Sunderland fan pulling down the kegs of a Palestine protester who joined in with our supporters for some reason. Probably some typical London NPC who hasn't stepped foot outside Greater London and thinks the rest of England is just farmland.
thats sexual assault, imprison this sick filth of a man
She will eventually live in Athens with her boyfriend when she has enough savings. Although the economy is terrible, at least it's sunny and has a more interesting history. For now, enduring her tiny boxroom (lads usually get the bigger boxroom) is the sensible thing to.
You'll be rotting away here just distracting yourself with internet and vidya until you die.
I am with them until they die and then I'll get my council paid flat hopefully. That's the only way for single people. Know a fair few people who just wait until they've homeless to get a studio flat and stay on bennies (working means they have to pay all the rent and they're not that much better off).
Ruthlad why do you use your ASMR baes to try and demoralise other lads?
Not sure that's the platform Laurel campaigned on.
it's also now on our computers so we have produced a copy of the material.
but is it even a G-string? those are, well, a string. this man's crack is actually covered, they seem to be some kind of weird briefs. like those mad sumo wrestler ones, but modern?
Going to play some more modern valve games today, cut my bangs a little bit today, didn't wash my hair, had crepes for lunch, the second work isn't a priority for me, I think I just live weirdly.
They insulted them for no real reason.
play Blue Shift and Opposing Force if you haven't already
cleaning the old bicicleta and changing tyres inbetween the fucking rain showers
also play the best Half-Life 2 mod, Vampire: The Masquerade Bloodlines.
Played both, completed Blue shift, I absolutely fell in love with the bhoppign in blue-shift, don't know if it was any different to the vanilla game, but it felt amazing.
Laurel actually hurt my feelings though. I try not to think about her lately.
Flicking through Daphne's little red book
Ruby leaning over for a kiss but her whisker distracts you.
why has she got facial hair?
Why does she look like an old man? kek
Rather not lad. Many torn pages.
Masturbating tonight queen?
women in having hair shocker
I'll just leave the answer up to your imagination instead of directly answering this
Genetics. She doesn't spend too much time like most girls with makeup. Her moustache is cute. She doesn't have a boyfriend and has no intention to be in a relationship. She can be herself without a man in her life.
peperami in ya fanny
her moustache is cute
Some of you lads have lost the fuckin plot
Ruth's freshly printed and untouched pink book.
it not rite that low iq slags on tattle.life bully are roobs
nothing but flat out wind noise
Quality SSM live this
Laurel's little red book vs Ruby's hitler stache
Well they say communism and fascism are two sides of the same tuppence don't they?
He a celebrity in Swanage. All the locals wave at him
Social media accounts manager she is at 24. Just sits at a computer all day. Meanwhile there are men doing real work, risking their health and getting paid less than these bints. It's not right. She'd off herself if she had to do real work.
I was a socialist for a few years during the last few years of highschool, I tried to explain that the rumours about the DPRK were wrong, and anti-nuclear propaganda.
Finking about wxxlt going around sprout towers getting his willy sucked by all the wee bellsprouts
Why would I work when I don't get the easy jobs like females? No way can I accept that. The government wants men to be at the bottom because they know females will never have the strength or commitment to doing shit jobs. Now without sex available to many young men, they are not bothering to put up with that. It's about time females who get paid too much contribute their taxes to mentally ill, sexless men.
Fat hambeasts probably who couldn't get into Oxford. Can't believe the amount of shit they say about her there. Surely she is aware and should take some legal action.
Move on to the next one when you get no engagement.
16 March
Consultant: "You might have brain cancer anon, i'll schedule a scan"
25 May, after 11 phonecalls, 3 recorded messages, 1 email, 4 complaint submissions.
2 emails to my gp (soz lol it's the hospitals responsibility!)
STILL NO FUCKING SCAN.
I understand why people attack hospital staff now. I'm really fucking annoyed.
Monitoring Ruth's social media
She even has her own home at 24. Has plenty of money for tats too. All that for making up some bullshit for companies on social media and organising a few events.
Why don't you manage social media and get your own home then?
Thats great lad but she looks totally dead behind the eyes
I think the only one of those I've seen is Titanic. Which is an alright movie I guess.
Is she on the onlyfans yet? There's lots of inked girls making a living on there.
So long story short you've been harassing hospital workers
I wouldn't be hired for it obviously. Even if you had the meme qualifications, you'd be up against hundreds of females for one job. It's not worth the initial hassle.
Phwoar what an experience
Waccies has been necked. Might go for a few jars later. See how I feel.
No i've been trying to get them to do their fucking jobs.
Computer work is real work lad. Someone has to be paid six figures to sift through all those boring LinkedIn profiles that aren't giving positive energy and dynamic vibes
By stalking and harassing them?
please do not think this. i posted that example as a JOKE because people were already discussing Pokemon to use as sex aids ;__;
but it would be the best one, obviously.
Maybe you should get Matilda on Blu-ray. I personally think A Little Princess is cuter.
Well I'm not playing the capitalism game. I'm out. Fuck it. I enjoy my freedom. Let these bints pay for me. I'm not going to be working in a warehouse packing their boxes.
So what was the explosions?
There are guidelines for treatment in this country, cancer should be diagnosed within 4 weeks of suspicion, not 9 weeks.
What shithole country do you live in where that's acceptable?
hehehe
reminds me of when SMTV Live Ant & Dec said something was 'a bit rude, almost as rude as a Diglett and a pair of Poke Balls'
they can't say that. but they DID.
Thoughts on anal sex?
Most likely this
a whole generation of women fought against exactly the 'first impression' reasons she's getting hired for
If I had cancer I would just continue to rot away until my eventual death sadly. No treatment.
Would you like to have cancer?
This is being allowed in because young white men aren't going to slave for minimum wage in boring jobs anymore.
Feels quite depressing living in the final days of vapes,,its giving apocalypse. I might buy a load of them or might just take it as my cue to finally quitxx
Lols
I believe in nature doing its thing.
Jammer will never work again
not saying pretty people and perhaps especially women get ahead particularly in the programming/tech industry
but (despite not saying it) they do
leahculver.com
and she was mocking us, with sausages
81277207
whats she done to offend you lad
I fink the spirit behind that is true though as far as theres more id do with life if i wasnt in a blur every day. But theres a reason i started doing that in the 1st place but as well at this point thers just fear of withdrawals that ive never been good with nd disappointing that i survived that last year w/ buprenorphine in May 2024,,nd got completely free of it all,then bc id started drinking too much then in October i thought ikl go on codeine as a wee weak thing to stop me drinking so much so the time off amounted to about 4 or 5 months at most,,i know it won't be that bad but it just drives me loopy n if I have the option to not be sick ikl always kick thr arse out of it. Am so sick of this nd going on this cycle for 10 years while life has been suspended but am.not gna cry about it one day ill just m*n up and do it.aye.....I forget when I fell asleep last night but I think I slept for a decent while for once
I fink of those hair dryers in salons more so,,i knew a lassie where her fav pkmn was bellsprout it is definitely cute but a bit creepy its a fine line
And kinda basking sharks as well which is my underwater nemesis
Not going back tfactory after the taste of freedom being a carer+youtuber
If it wasn't for his below 80 IQ he would have pressed factory buttons all his life
I need 60 halal fluted 50ls asap
He says he will need to work again after dad dies. No more carer's allowance. No way will he want to do a factory job in his 40s at that point.
Ebin could have been the next jammer if he didn't fall for the whitepill meme
one of his followers will get him a nice comfy job. It's not what you know it's who you know
*informs the apus alan yentob has died*
She has an easy job and does fuck all most days. Plenty of time for festivals and travel somehow. Bf must be making more money than her because she wouldn't survive by herself.
Boggling he had a career after the Kids Company mess
I might call the police as I'm feeling suicidal right now lads. I don't know if it's the best thing to do, though. My cryptic, vague dialogue on the call usually gets them here fairly fast.
glad you survived to be quite honest.
it doesn't make life more chill or anything but have you tried acamprosate? helps with cravings of the 'i need a drink' feeling. not perfect but it can get you through those nights while you detox.
not sure what your meetings are like but it's also good to go to (in-person) meetings where you can talk about this stuff. people tell stories and you get them, like finally, you can just talk about drugs/alcohol openly with people who will understand. even /britfeel/ are bullies sometimes, show a lack of empathy. but it's Anon Babble so whatever.
Order some goyslop and watch a movie
What do you think it is lads?
what do you want from this? call 999 and go to A&E if you need to speak to a shrink, psychiatric liaison team or whatever. need to be detained or similar, even sectioned.
or call your local crisis team. if it's just 'need someone to talk to', Samaritans. it's mad how these things pass.
Voltorb
death star
Laura won
Teleios
Tele iOS
They're rubbing it in your face how much of a retarded fucking goycattle the average person is to actually believe this shit
Go for a walk de lad.
I am skeptical of most things in the media but this seems to be something someone genuinely discovered through a telescope and the name is from a greek word kek
cut my bangs a little bit today
Tell us again where in the UK are you lad?
The north of England
I imagine yes and that you use one of those small transparent toys
Thbx mate appreciate ur thoughts xx
My english teacher when I was 13 told us all to quietly read a book in class but walked over to my table to ask what I was reading and picked the book up to look. It was the Neverending Story by Michael Ende and he found this quite funny, looking back I should have laughed about it too but years of bullying had already warped my personality into the quiet loner who assumes everyone is having a go at him. I try not to be that person now but sometimes it creeps back in and I take things too personally.
thought she deleted everything apart from her dormant YT channel?
did the bullies throw you into a dumpster on the way home from school?
get home from toil last month
bicycle lying in street
go to toil all week
its still just lying there abandoned
finally go over and check it
its identical to my bicycle except all the parts aren't worn to shit
nice.jpg
leave it in garden for another week
post it on local lost & found pages
go round local streets asking if anyone's missing a bike
no one is missing a bike
no replies on lost and found
leave for another while, no one comes to claim it
finally scavenge it for parts and throw them on my bike
Brakes, handle bars, forks, wheels, seat , pedals, derailleurs etc
all in much better shape than my wore out components
4x LUSH de lids, just need to get a lend of a pedal puller and bottom bracket tool and i will have everything stripped off it
Few small issues, brake discs warped and front axle was broken (wouldn't stay tight, perhaps thats why it was dumped tbqh) but being identical to mine everything just fits so a bit of swapping parts around and she is in much better shape now
When I was in year 2 the female teacher screamed in my face because the page on my notebook was blank and she thought I spent the whole time doing nothing. In fact I had already finished two pages and just turned it over right before. Didn't even get an apology. Nasty cunt always made me look at her ugly acne face when she was telling me off too. It's not my fault I don't like eye contact. I should have put in a complaint for discrimination. You don't realize at that age.
Food and watersupply and boundaries and migration
based early-completion anon.
we read Harry Potter in primary school but i'd already finished the first two, so i put Prisoner of Azkaban in the other one's dust jacket. another kid noticed and told on me. teacher didn't care: i think she knew and that's why i never got picked on to read.
i do not support Israel.
just don't.
if you're actively doing support there, why? why not the Ivory Coast, or Vatican City, or something?
Hey I know that library
No it was 99% verbal especially after secondary school started but was always made an outcast and never had mates, mostly light bullying. If it had been physical maybe I would have snapped and retaliated and made mates lmao
Had a teacher like this a bit, she would always target me specifically and randomly scream. Once gave me 'lines' my brain is too fucked now to remember if these were a universal thing everyone here will remember. Punishment exercise where I had to write the same line over and over. Given to me because a lad next to me kept talking loudly to another lad, but she ignored them both and shouted me up to the desk. Knew at the time pleading my innocence or resisting it would have just worsened the situation so I took them home and done them. My dad made me do the back page too because he was a right cunt like that, tried telling him I done nothing wrong too.
geography homework is some ordanacy survey stuff
have to colour in various parts of map
green for land, blue for water, straightforward shit
teacher is sitting checking homework's
"Anon, come here a minute"
Go up to front of class
"WHAT is this??"
My homework?
"What colour is the sea supposed to be anon??"
Blue
"Well WHY have you colured it PURPLE ANON??? That is CLEARLY wrong
s-sorry Mrs i didnt realize
"HOW DO YOU NOT REALIZE ANON ARE YOU STUPID OR SOMETHING???"
Im colourblind Mrs...
"Oh.. well thats NOT an excuise you could have had you parents help you or something!"
It didnt really phase me at the time but i remember a lot of classmates commenting how shes a right cunt and thats not right to be taking the piss like that
Teacher was a weird cunt tbqh, she fell down the stairs one day and tried to blame the strict Christian girl who never stepped out of line and wouldn't let it go until the girls parents kicked up a fuss , silly bitch just fell and that Christian lass happened to be there so clearly she kicked her down the stairs kek
Seen all of them I'm pretty sure. Pheobe in Wonderland and Perks of Being a Wallflower are kino.
The ivory coast or vatican city, haven't been worming their way into governments.
Also, le hecken 600000000 million holocaust. They think they are owed reparations, those reparations being all countries pledge allegiance to the jews.
you were just expressing your creativity ;__;
i swear we never learned anything about maps in geography. it was all sedimentary rocks, football tourism in Africa, not "here's where countries are" or "here's how to read a map".
What the fuck is wrong with those thumbs
Alright jammer welcome back tfactory todays shift is "pushing this wee button for 8 hours" respect welcome bafk tworld of work respect
It's mad when you get older and have nieces and nephews and realize how young you were when this was going on. If I had a 7 year old child and I found out some sprogless hag at school was screaming in their face like that I'd be livid. I hate teachers so god damn much.
He's pressed the blue button rather than the cyan one
*wagies gather round to laugh*
Bit of camping dee lads
The female PE teacher was a bit of a nonce and at least 2 different parents came to the school and punched the head of her on separate occasions kek
She stood in the showers to "make sure" the girls where "showering properly" and once the parents found out they didnt like it at all lmao
That's what happens when you suck your thumbs for years.
until the girls parents kicked up a fuss
She's a good Christian girl she dindu nuffin
Jews are bit cunty tho aren't they? All the times they've been banished from countries, it's got to be for legit reasons.
Cor did you bring the boules? Wouldn't mind a bit of camping soon me self
U got a dog? Piccy of dog?
What's black and white and black and white and black and white?
a nun falling down the stairs.
You don't half get out and about do you lad? Good to know not all /britfeel/ers are locked in their boxrooms all day.
That show is the dumbest fucking thing I ever saw but young Sally Field is fit, especially in Gidget.
I have those socks
I have those feet
Reached master rank with Guile in Street Fighter 6. Gotten M. Bison, Lily and Guile to master rank now.
This game is absolute dogshit
Good to know not all /britfeel/ers are locked in their boxrooms all day.
i took the bins out earlier.
No bin collection tomorrow lad
Not him but, I went out and put some bottles in the recycling earlier.
He back on the bus now. No seethies this time
He back on the bus now. No seethies this time
fascinating
Didn't get the concept of the show, I suppose cocaine was readily available in Hollywood since forever.
Arse shag
fascinating
Fascinating
Fascinating indeed
Seethies in the comments though
it took leaving school to realise the kind of people who become teachers, especially older teachers. are usually batshit
I have a feeling that him repeating the fish shit thing, hes basically mocking the government, because he knows he doesn't actually, if that makes sense
reckon i could beat any lad here at street fighter 2
Well it's a sitcom where she plays a nun and sometimes when there's a big gust of wind she flies. Not exactly high concept. Sally Field was gorgeous back in the day. I'm surprised to see someone else here who even knows what the fuck The Flying Nun is.
I end up going gooner mode and just playing sexy females in these fighting games that's why Dead or Alive is my favourite.
You should see Mai in Street Fighter 6. Phwoooarr
DVD Lad most likely has the limited edition remastered box set, so 3 people are in the know.
Oh aye bully number 3 is on shift today. Better hope me machine doesn't break.
24 ounces, I would have thought. Chud.
I am DVDlad, lad. LMAO. I think my favourite old American sitcom is Petticoat Junction but I don't have physical just a shitty torrent I found. Fun opening.
youtu.be
why can't I have a comfy job where I sit at a macbook all day with spotify on in the background? i'm not taking anything that requires any physical 'masculine' effort just because I'm male.
Absolute fucking state of this country in the year of our lord 2025.
I reckon DVDlad would be amazing at Cine2Nerdle battle. He has so much knowledge
I reckon DVDlad would be amazing at Cine2Nerdle battle. He has so much knowledge
fascinating
That'd be 24 fluid ounces, brainiac.
Someone just posted this in /brit/
I think their solution makes sense. Home school the kid if you want. Alternatively they could move house so the kid can go to a different school.
Grim isn't it that many posts in britfeel are taken from other boards and Plebbit
It do be alcohol time.
whats 24 fluid ounces of a pint of liquid lead?
Educating your sprog in the UK
The lack of ukranian rent boy arses spinning around Starmers Head is dissapointing and not based on reality.
I post in both /brit/ and /britfeel/ simultaneously
not based on reality.
Neither is this.
she's getting mass downvoted in the comments because she says she can't afford the 6k/yr in private school fees all his friends go to
out of touch middle class cunts
Huh? You been eating lead paint chips like the niglets in the 60's or something?
Please put those two fireboming arseonist ukrainian rent boys spinning on Starmers fingers. That gif is like 90% done already.
Yeah that's it. She's genetically unable to be a Stacey but is advantaged with her mind.
Answer the question smartypants.
ahh fuck sake. mum is out and the ice cream man is here. I'm not going out there myself looking like this.