No anal sex edition
Butt sluts :
/r9gay/ #2542
but anal is based though, I want to feel my fbf inside my body.
Then maybe you should've made the thread before me! Now it's all over for analfags
Meow I'm tired yawn where bf who doesn't expect sex from me
I am the most evil and degenerate bottom in this thread.
Inuyasha is so based and stuff i miss being 13 and watching it blissfully again and fawning over him
We literally live 300 km apart and I expect nothing from you
Okay? I don't get it
frotgods itt
I am once again asking for motivation not to stuff my face with fast food. I crave the burger again
ate a big bowl of macaroni and cheese with hot sauce for supper -buurp-
Burger makes you grow tits but idk if that's your goal or not
I wouldn't expect sex from my bf but I would expect cuddles, affection and maybe mutual masterbation
Meow I'm tired meow waa where cuddle
big bowl
One could even call it...super bowl
That's sex
Oh who am I kidding I'm so pathetic having tits would only make me more attractive
It's non penetrative and I said maybe
hey not me, I don't want tits. I actually don't have moobs despite my weight.
If my fbf doesn't give me cuddles I will KILL myself.
It's non penetrative
Literally who asked it's still sex
And if someone took you for a nice stroll and told you how nice you are?
I would expect my bf to at least beat me up into a handfree orgasm and vice versa
That'd be sweet but I know it will never happen.
If you stop stuffing your face for a minute I'll stuff something else deep in it
Not a even a small something to grab onto?
No, it wasn't that good, just normal macaroni and cheese from the store. I've been wanting to try making it myself at home though! I bet it would be pretty super with some good cheese stretch and like a crispy crust on top, yum.
Meow give me attention yay wawawaaa
I may not be the michelin tier bottom chef, but I made baked ziti with peppers, tomato sauce, chicken, spinach and mozz and almost fell flat because it was good and I finally cured myself of adding too much salt and spices to food.
don't make the same mistake I made of only using one kind of cheese.
I gotta eat dinner though.
and alright I might some small moobs. Tiny, just apart of my fatness.
True! What if he never says he loves you? D:
Some people would disagree but yeah who cares I could do without that anyway
I could think of sexual things that aren't sex if I wanted to, jerk
Idc faggot I hate you hiss
my fbf will NEVER have to jerk his own cock, that's MY job! I'll take good care of him.
Miau miau mwyaaargh where husbie I wanna cuddle wwwwwwaaaaa
I don't care that you hate me whore. Fuck you
I'm not a whore yay I'm a virgin
I just rode my bike on a trail for the first time and it was pretty fun while listening to music but the trail is in a valley and getting out of it in the end was agony. I may not be able to walk tomorrow at work, my ass and thighs are devastated.
Good, I'm gonna be patting and stroking it while we workout
It will and it's happening now. Get your coat, I'm coming over.
tfw no cooper bf
Who gives a shit hole
You do yay stop calling me a hole that's a privilege of my fbf
Meow is my favorite hung femboy dom top itt
Well you have shit taste also I'm not a dom or a top or a femboy or hung
I'll call you however I want and you can't do anything about it
You do
Why would I care if you're a virgin or not
Meow I'm tired of your bicuck fantasies
Okay but hole is a forbidden word
Moonmeows everywhere HELP ME
Well you have shit taste
That's why I'm into you
not dom or a top
You will be
femboy or hung
You are, we saw the pics
I will not be. There are no pics that prove otherwise.
No one can controll my speech. You an ask nicely tho, hole
No I will not ask nicely because I am not a hole and that is a very degrading thing to call a smart cool bottom boy like me
Pxl anon I need more pictures of your tummy and subtle nipples
he thinks you like it because you keep replying to him
I need a vocaroo of meow calling me a dumb worthless beast and then spitting
Steely is my thread buddy of course I'll reply to him yay
cringe. stop
Well if you want me to do something you have to ask nicely or else I'm not going to do it because I'm childish and petty
Yay ^_^
I will report everyon who selfposts for breaking the rules
My arms are tired from carrying heavy things need a bf to her me off or step on my pp until I cum
Why
No you are gay because you re a faggot rw wa
Well I made 4 or 5 days without fast food before breaking, maybe next time I'll go back to a week.
What's unforgivable is that I have a fridge full of food, even burgers I could have have cooked myself but laziness won out and another 10 bucks down the drain.
How is that relevant???? I don't see it
Fag meow yay
THAT ACCENT IS SO FUCKING CUTE IM GOING TO DIE.
I will cherish this for the rest of my life.
You're much more of a faggot than me hypocrite
This mecha might be the most erotic thing I've ever held in my entire life but for some reason I am no longer capable of posting pictures from home. Have to wait until I go in to work.
bi
fantasizing about being raped by two men
the only woman in the fantasy is watching from a distance
If he's bi, then rupaul is straight
What's so cute about it bloo
Provide evidence
Do you have something against sex? What's the t, you clearly want to do very sexually charged things but somehow you're scared to call them sex for some reason
I don't know that's like asking what's cute about a puppy or an opposum, it's just true. I hear it and my chest gets warm and my heart beats fast and I want to give you a hug. Case closed.
Every post you ever made
You're mentally ill my condolences
Ya I know I'm tuff, what of it
Meow are you ok? How is that relevant to what we were talking about (you being a faggot)?
My posts are just evidence of me being cool yay I asked evidence for me being a submissive cock loving faggot
I'm a cock hungry anal slut virgin, and I wish I was cool like meow.
I'm not any of those things except virgin but virgin and I also wish I was cool like meow.
Meow is tough, meow took black penises that exceed single digits in length alone many times and liked it every time
Yay
Yay
I've never even seen a black penis
Not funny. Deniyawn.
No balls huh owned yay
why don't you try having sex for like once in your life
When I was a kid the song "Mr. Brightside" always made me sick and uncomfortable. I didn't understand the concepts of sex or jealousy but whenever it came on the radio I started shivering and crying and I couldn't elaborate why. I remember thinking it was a song about a cat that had fallen in love with its owner because the first line references coming out of a cage, and I assumed the major conflict of the song was the fact that someone could not, in fact, have a romantic relationship with their cat, and it discussed how the cat's feelings couldn't be reciprocated. To this day whenever that song plays it triggers something immediate and violent in me and I have to turn it off immediately or plug my ears and start singing some other song to soothe myself. I will never understand why people wake up and think "yes, I will listen to music about the disgusting, filthy, abhorrent feeling of knowing the love of my life is fucking someone else. This is a feeling I enjoy and wish to replicate". I think "Mr. Brightside" and it's incomprehensible popularity is representative of a collective mental illness shared by all mankind.
Can't handle a shitty pop song
Calls others mentally ill
Oh the irony
You enjoy being cuckolded and thus every opinion you hold is invalid. Begone.
You know not every song is an endorsement, right? Sad songs exist. Right? You wouldn't be that retarded. Right?
total sexhaver death tsd tsd sss
Sad songs exist but they shouldn't. Imagine eating food that tastes like shit to make yourself unhappy, or intentionally looking at ugly art that you hate. No other genre of art does this. Something about music causes people to want to be unhappy, and I think we need to develop a drug to cure this.
Incredibly braindead take. You're an actual soulless npc.
Duhhh how can it be art if it not be pretty
cavemen had more artistic sensibility. Consider suicide, amoeba.
Hey you stupid idiot, if you're already miserable in real life, why would you want to exacerbate that feeling through the consumption of art? And if you aren't miserable, why would you want to make yourself miserable? You do realize that that's a genuine sign of mental illness, right? Its the downward spiral of continuing to consume media that makes you feel bad because you already feel like shit. You're trying to justify self-harm by saying "well other people do it". Sure, they can do it if they want, but we shouldn't want people to wake up and fantasize about harming themselves.
You're engaging in the most self-destructive, pointless, and painful thought processes that humans can have, and pretending that you're gaining something from it. You should seek professional help.
Who was talking about balls???? Are you capable of thinking about things other then manly balls in your mouth baka
Mucho texto to say nothing of value. You have already proven you have no emotional complexity to understand why sad songs can be comforting or why ugly art can be pleasant to look at. You're an amoeba.
Mm balls yumny.....
No other genre of art does this. Something about music causes people to want to be unhappy
Sad movies, sad anime, sad comics: all of it exists lol
Proving you're a massive faggot yet again el mayo
meow is such a cheap whore
Meow balls are so cool though
Nuh uh I'd ask for at least 20 euro maybe even 30 euro
ywn be throatfucked by a pizza twink
Yeah but are they cooler than a penis?
What is the price of anal and blowjob?
Possibly at least I find balls hotter maybe
Idk what you offering
Are not you a cheap whore from Helsinki?
No I'm expensive like I said at least 29 euro
I see. How educational. Do you have your tier list of bodyparts?
Top 3 hands balls chest
Would unironically pay for your service
30 euro? I don't think so you can get like 30 beers with that kinda money besides I don't have any experience
Horrible list lol. Hands? Are you a woman el mayo
What's horrible about it waa hands are nice they can be used for petting and stuff how is liking them womanous
I read somewhere women like that idk
Hands don't look good tho. I mean they're ok but that's not it. And fucking chest ewwwww
Why are men so easy to bait lmao
you (a man) baiting me (another man) into being your boyfriend (male)