Spastic sean wears nappies edition
/britfeel/
Drivel compass has never pointed so strongly towards Gibraltar
drew my apuette erotica
Why didn't you go to university lads?
There's a new nappy master in town...
You need shoes to attend university.
Didn't see the point
this is quality art. i give it a 3.
I did. Total fucking waste of time and money. Everyone and their cat has a degree now.
I did. Went to one of the best in the country.
SIC has lost a lot of weight
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Too mentally fucked, knew I'd drop out, parents didn't give a shit, and was poor so it would have been a miserable experience anyway desu
I did. Lasted 2 years, both of which I failed. Horrible experience as an incel. They say you find yourself there, I definitely did and not in a good way.
Of all the people I know who went to uni only one of them is employed in a related field and she's not a very good psychologist, her patients keep killing themselves
Reading Elliot Rodger's manifesto a few days after the day of retribution while listening to the lass next door to me getting her tuppence destroyed was one of my most memorable university experiences.
You have that bookmarked how many times have you watched it fat lad?
Gotten up me 'aven't i
I do have yes
Psychology is a Jewish scam though, there are no good ones.
Cool it with the anti semitism anon
Cough is gradually getting better. Looks like it isn't going to kill me. And I had my hopes up for a while.
Reading Elliot Rodger's manifesto a few days after the day of retribution
The 2nd time I've ever watched it
I reckon the two people who have done the most harm to our civilisation are Sigmund Freud and Karl Marx. Both were members of the tribe of course.
Shoes are easy to get. Getting into university is not exactly a walk in the park.
As long as you are happy and enjoy your life, right?
Yeah, it has totally made many nice jobs unobtainable. Only horrible jobs will not require a degree...like care work or working in a factory without any windows.
I remember spending a whole day at work reading that lel
Tbf mate she is actually Jewish
Fuck off you fat tranny obsessed faggot.
Which one lad? As good as Newcastle?
Others may say the experience and social development will be worth it, though.
I imagine for most lads it's just a routine thing. You don't get invited to clubs, you don't often meet anyone. I think only girls will mostly benefit from it.
not a poof simple as
same here
I learnt what I become when completely left to my own devices. And I've subsequently had zero self-respect since
Brutal suifuel that must've been lad.
Yikes. It really is incel hour. Have you considered having sex?
Elliot Rodger's 'My Twisted World' is the most magnificent piece of literature ever written
Supreme Gentlelad
mate nooooooooooooooo thats what people liked about you
Tuppence and Buppence
I remember I came close to just bursting out laughing at the absurdity of it. Like that scene in Breaking Bad 'Crawl Space' where Walt just loses it.
No more girl friend anymore lads. Looking at the cat she knit me for my 19th birthday. Don't know what I ought to feel really.
i fear we have been 'invaded''
Is this the one who's jealous of goth egirls?
No mate, thought she would get very jealous if I mentioned that I so much as spoke to another girl, no matter how banal and innocent the circumstances
Watching that Heretic on Crosslad's recommendation. Really good so far. I love Hugh Grant in his "fuck it," stage of his career.
There was a fucking fantastic nonce sting in the US recently where a dude went round to a house to meet the what he believed to be the mother of an 11 year old girl that she would let him rape. The dude had a nappy fetish, was wearing one, shit himself in infront of her, and described the process. Then sting guy come in for the bust, and he does the talk with the guy with his shitty nappy.
Absolute cinema.
The police come to take him away and as they go to handcuff him the nappy is falling down under the weight of his shit and piss so they make him change it.
There's definitely something poetic about the nappy falling down under the weight of the shit and piss therein.
Really good so far. I love Hugh Grant in his "fuck it," stage of his career.
kids stuff, but he was dead good in Paddington and Dungeons & Dragons. those Richard Curtis films are a bit too twee for me - glad to see him fopmaxxing.
I for one welcome the recent uptick in nappyposting. Perhaps it is indicative of a change in /britfeel/'s collective unconscious.
who's the guy who got arrested though? gamers, tell me your gamer lore.
They go to hand him one to change into and it's one of the child's ones he's brought along.
They sit him down on a very nice looking velvet couch and only after the stinger comes in do they put in a bin bag down for him to sit on which he'll later use the wipe his knob off with and just leave on said couch. Absolutely vile.
A shame Nanny Betty wasn't involved. She'd look after him.
I hope it doesn't autojanny me.
He's a battered mars bar guzzling drivel merchant, originally from Glasgow, but he recently moved to the US with his German wife and furbabies. She knew about the nappies, but she won't be happy about this.
Honestly lad, you didn't miss out on anything. I wish I never went, the worst mistake I've ever made.
I went to UCL. Good bit better than Newcastle.
*piddles my nappy*its warm.......................
Mrs BN has accepted the nappies now after a lot of couples therapy. She now realises that my time at Nanny Betty's is not a threat to her or our relationship. It's simply stress relief, like going for a massage or playing sports.
It's such a shame that Sean doesn't embrace his nappies like you do BN, although I guess the grimness of it being a medical necessity and having your atrophied willard laughed at by immigrant nurses would significantly diminish any erotic potential.
Am always shocked when ave pissed myself wjilst drinking just how much liquid streams out,,it doesnt seem that much when you aim it at the toilet,had to throw shoes away, ruined
In fact, Mrs BN even helps pack my overnight bag on Thursdays. We keep a special drawer in the hallway now. Lotions, powder, dummies, a laminated chart with stars. It's all very mature, very adult.
I don't have to hide anything anymore. Not the bonnet. Not the bedtimes stories. Not even the "messy" nappies. And that has deepened our intimacy.
Last weekend we even invited Nanny Betty over for dinner. It was a bit awkward at first. Mrs BN overcooked the salmon, and Nanny Betty insisted we all wear bibs, but by dessert, they were chatting away about wool blends and hydration routines.
They said they could inject my bladder w botox,,thats how i suggested that about wxxld k cramps. But theres tablets as well,,they aren't very effective ime however
Nappies for you too crossy.
He looks like a proper old nonce in that
It is a shame, yeah. Poor Sean never managed to find the joy in it, the dignity. I mean yeah his situation is a bit different. No lace trim, no choice. Just the cold clinical slap of reality and a support worker called Nwemgwe muttering "again?" while reaching for the Sudocream.
But that's the thing isn't it? Context is everything. For me, it's a refined gentleman's ritual, like playing backgammon with a glass of calvados. For Sean, it's Tuesday afternoon in a care home watching The Chase while someone checks if the rash is spreading.
I feel for him. I really do. But you can't compare the velvet glove treatment at Nanny Betty's with NHS nappies and a limp, mocked willard. That's like comparing apples with very, very bruised pears.
Ruined couch.
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oh aye
thats how i suggested that about wxxld k cramps.
i'm pretty scared of operations in general, squeamish as owt, me.
hopefully antibiotics do the trick.
Nappy fetishism is definitely the most patrician of fetishes- I'd wager that 0% of Nanny Betty's clients are TWS
I dont fink its too invasive. Ill look up what those tablets are called. Oxybutynin is one of them
Yeah you're not wrong. She's got a standards-based establishment. You won't find any vape reeking cretins in Adidas trainers calling each other "bruv" while shitting themselves. No. Nanny Betty's is a sanctuary. A place of order. Booties only. Maybe some men's size 11 pink mary janes. If anyone even mentioned Air Jordans there, they'd be sent straight to the quiet mat with a stern talking to about "standards in decline"
When my mam n my step dad were on a break in 2011 n she was seeing that guy n we moved in with him which was a terrible idea. He lived near the asda in govan. Hed had a quite important job in the city before he retired early. I couldve rly exposed him in 4k but am jut not even bothered.n she started renting out our house to this weird couple that turned into a whole other thing but nevermind,, he was so fake nice at the start n then like every guy shes been with started getting weird n jealous at us jst for existing n he was going on about my mum is a mum bird n me n my wee sis are wee baby birds pecking at her for attention and for food and all this he actually said that while am sitting right there n mind you i was only 18 or smth n my sister younger its not like we were grown up like now. Well aye n then after a while of that eventually he got too drunk n went too far one night n basically we left after that thank fuck. But even though i was "only" 18 i was also thinking its sort of driving me loopy here that am as old as 18 n this kind of shit is still going on.....................its not just a childhood thing that ave worked on getting over its like one thing after the other on repeat.................i know u didnt do it on purpose mammy but i was resentful for a while but nevermind
generally just don't like thinking about my insides. 'guts'. not very pleasant, is it.
Oxybutynin
cheers, might just get this in.
One brilliant memory from uni - gathering for a group photo at the end of predrinks in the neighbouring flat and all of the girls looking at me to take the photo. Sad thing is that I cucked and took it. Wish I could go back and chuck the bitches phone right at her fucking teeth.
Thx fuk she just decided to finally settle down at 50 odd n now we can be best pals again
One brilliant memory for me from uni was losing my virginity. I was shagging this girl in halls and I knocked on a lad's door to see if I could borrow a condom from him. He was a chinese guy and he absolutely lost his mind when I asked him if he had a condom. He was raging. Must have been an incel. Still chuckle about it to this day.
I get u. These are the other ones. Mirabegron. I liked this 1 the most. No side effects. To be honest. Am not sure how effective it is or if its placebo. But it made it easier to go outside whether that was psychology or not. GP should jst give you them if you asked i fink. GL
he started getting weird and jealous at us just for existing
That's shite mate. If I was going out with a woman who was a mum I'd understand her kids come first.
Normies are in for a rude awakening in the coming decades. And I'll be laughing and enjoying the decline. Nothing for me to lose. Nothing can hurt me anymore.
How will we be in for a rude awakening?
They've got comfortable. They won't be comfortable when Abdullah comes calling.
Aye he was amazing in those and quite good as an Oompa Loompa on that terrible Wonka film. You ever see that old film he's in Lair of the White Worm?
Oh it lush.
He kind of is. Very good performance. Not sure how I feel about the second half of the film and the ending. Intriguing nonetheless.
Abdullah Hashem you mean? Aba Al Sadiq?
They won't be comfortable when Peter Thiel, Curtis Yarvin and friends have no use for them anymore.
Pooey willard and balls
to see if I could borrow a condom from him.
I can understand why it would test your patience from a guys perspective but aye dont know what else youd expect if yr gf has teenage weans. I think bc he was early retired he was in the stage of life of like "lets piss off to spain and drink on a beach all day" but id just turned 18 n my sister was lit still in school. I felt like mmmmmmmmmmmm lowkey You kind of just want my mum to run off abroad with you n dump us somewhere dont you. Like unwanted baggage.But she didnt do that so its all good. Its just weird when you realise how some ppl would treat you if they had the chance. ITS A COLD WORLD!xxxx
We need to ensure the respectability of nappy wearing by excluding TWS- they're simply bad for optics.
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Haha maybe that's why he was pissed off. He was worried about the birth rate.
Thought this was going to be 14 words for a moment
Corrr late night drivel session with Shippy and BN
We must secure the existence of our nappies and a nursery for nanny Betty
What in the fuck is happening here? How could the Night Guard let this happen?
condom
Borrow
Actually counted this to make sure it was 14 words in length
Not often I'm up this late corr
Yeah I mean you borrow it in the same way you borrow a fag, by returning the favour with an unused one later (maybe)
My second interview went well on Saturday- I'm still waiting for a call back about the job
Did you have to sort the chips?
Starting to notice my cousin isn't bad looking. I mean would it be so bad to marry a woman I know, trust and respect?
shopper bear wiping timmys arse after a nappy waa waa
I did, yes. They didn't bother turning the chipping machine on for me when I did roulette. I did well, and my interviewer seemed impressed that I had taught myself what I knew about the games. Dealt some poker too at the end, and that was probably my best of the three games.
I understand you've had some experience in Coventry? I think you'll find the rules here just a little bit different
kek, I hope they'll have me. I was indifferent to the other shite I was applying for, but I actually want this.
It sounds like you'll get that job mate. I reckon it would suit you too. I've known a few people who did that job. One of them was an actual aristocrat. Another one was a proper cockney wide boy who I shared a flat with, he dealt poker at Aspers.
One of them was an actual aristocrat.
As opposed to a transaristocrat?
You ever see that old film he's in Lair of the White Worm?
i have not! heard of it though, based on the Lambton Worm? is it any good? love me some hokey 80s fantasy films.
Cheers lad, the lady said she'd contact me "within a few days," so I reckon I'll know by Wednesday
Think a lot of people are kind of aristocrat adjacent but he was a Viscount so he was pretty up there. I used to get big laughs out of vandalising his wikipedia entry.
Yeah I really liked it. Has Peter Capaldi as well. I remember it having a lot of mental imagery and surreal parts but some comedy as well. Definitely worth a watch to see Hugh Grant before he blew up.
Night lads, it's getting late. Hour ahead and all that.
how does shippy like his women?
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Good spaffington this was just now
Very good, even, in fact
Such absolute kino.
Once ave renewed my bus pass i can turn my walks up2 the next level n see the big bad world. The furthest ave gone from home alone last 10 yrs or w/e was Dundee which was ok,,not much to see besides the museum,but interesting for being somewhere different. Am jst shit scared if I go further than that n I do piss myself or my phone dies or smth. Nobody to save me. I cant travel alone. Its too depressing. I csnt be a saddo neet wandering about like eeyore staring into space. I might as well stay at home. I wish i had 1 pal to chillax in my room n watch netflix n stuff n somebody that would give me a cuddle. But am condemned to eternal suffering. God hates me.x
i like the wee japanese shop in the mall next to the glasgow concert hall it was cute and has cute things cheers x
Needto rmember send amazon return tomoz
All the items must be sent by 3 Jun, 2025
Never done it before. I try my best.
What was the shop called that sold gem stones n stuff
Quartz
Amethysts
ETc
There was 1 in braehead
In 2000s
They sold stones in wee bags
youtube is kicking off about adblockers again, fucks sake
I wouldnt mind paying for YouTube premium if it wasnt 15 fuckin quid a month. 5 is fair.
id rather pay for an adblocker than pay for premium desu
more permanent kids table slop
Really pleased I came back to my abode to finish the doss session. BAG FULL OF GUNS N GOODIES. Technically 2, because my bag on my back is also LOADSA GOODIES.
Best way to relax after zombie killing? Choons n stare at muh bonsai tree.
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Ublock origin is free, and really good. I have it on my PC and my phone.
ya boi rms has the solution to making sure Content Creators get their fair share:
stallman.org
Thinking of how much I hate adverts, made me forget the image.
Sick to my back teeth of seeing that old pedo Jeremy Clarkson. Every. Single. Time. I go on the internet on YouTube, Twitter, Facebook, Reddit. I see a video of him doing something with his shite tax write off farm. Why is he being shilled so much?
watching this White Worm film, cannot stand this Sammi Davis lass. recognised her from Mona Lisa. she talks in that exaggerated acting voice, distracting.
whoa there fella, you might disagree with him, no need to randomly accuse him of being a paedo, Elon style.
i don't like Top Gear because i don't like cars. but back in the day he was at least a character:
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as in, doing a bit. then it turns out he really IS that guy. oh well.
Ido wish i was more stoic nd unbothered When am upset about smth my chest goes tight nd i cant do anything except dwell on it until it goes away like in pokemon when youre waiting for your wee pkmn to wake up when its sleep. Which can take forever.If u could snap out of feeling sad when you want to that would be ideal.x I dont know why i get so upset by things. Its always been deterimental to life n its never amounted to anything productive or had any point to it. I know that but i cant help it.x
Same. Never liked top gear. Also weird seeing him young, never knew hes been on tv for that long. Hes alright I guess. The dry humour isnt really my sense of humour.
Double cream x
Same mate. I get upset over little silly things that wouldnt bother others but bothers me greatly. Currently Im upset over my gameboy printer not working properly. I usually keep it to myself because mum or brother would probably say grow up. Think its part and parcel of our hidden disability's lad.
Has to be elmlea double cream in the blue pot.
There's things I still think of from my childhood, probably 30+ years ago.
Probos i will die from a stroke, aneursym,, at some point,you cant walk around life this stressed out forever its not healthy.Ive got nerve pain, neurological something, a lot of fxed up stuff from my nerves, i know i talk like a spastic n walk like a spastic, n it will only get worse, theres not much hope going forward
I like that but it was just the 1 from aldi
I dont know why i get so upset by things. Its always been deterimental to life n its never amounted to anything productive or had any point to it.
i'm guessing you've thought of this one, but you could channel it into something creative? you have the soul of a poet.
Loved this when I was a youngun. Playing on muh PC (can't remember if we had a commodore then), getting a snes. Choons and gay ming, I FUCKEN LOVE IT.
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i know i talk like a spastic n walk like a spastic, n it will only get worse, theres not much hope going forward
IKTF. Waiting on appointments that have dragged on for years, I feel like I'm just waiting to become disabled and need crutches/a scooter to get around.
Am not sure. I wrote a ebook before. Lol. Its on kindle store. LOL. Am not saying it here though, v v embarrassing. That was prety fun though.
This is the last, then I need to get to sleep
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Haleyld was right, u need to just get it over with. Its basically that I keep thinking ill quit codeine on thursday but then on the tuesday ill be like........."ive not gone down enough,its too fast,it wont work"......i feel like i want to do it........i just put it off, n put it off over n over. Not good at dealing with pain.
Empires and Dance is a banger album.
Oh eye. They got a few good tunes.
you win the lottery
but you dont win money
you win the chance to have ONE free thing from the all night petrol station shop but you can have one of the same thing every 24 hours for the rest of your life
what you lids having? ive narrowed it down to a 2 litre dr pepper or red tube pringles
wxnkyx get me added
Ok, I fibbed, I heard this start, so now this is the last one for the night.
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If it's genuinely helping you, then you should take it still, I thought you were doing it for fun. It's just shit that it's addictive, but being in pain often isn't that good.
I have some babby codeine (co-codamol) for when things become unbearable, but I can take a fair bit of pain, so it's not too bad.
added you on that there Discord, x pal
Im a foot model from the Scottish Highlands, I love showing off my uk size 3 sky high arched feet with long legs to match
Oh yesh x
Thast a classic
Wym the one i posted before? Ave not had the app open since January. Ill get it later on n reset the pw.x
That it is. Luckily I closed youtube now, and hung up the headset, so can't delve into some classic hardcore, it might be a treat for myself in the morning, but now, I need to sleep, desu. Nighty night.
Its addictive. Youtube algo blessing me w a lot if bangers lately. Am knackered myself. Take it eashy.x
aye you are a pending friend. a priend.
Wages just went in.s/o blad n Tuesday gang
Shetland...sum fucking mince you were talking today
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the Weebl man had ALMOST a good serious pop band going. just do the keys and let the lady emulate Goldfrapp.
Get mine on Thursday me liiiiiid.
Spackerville-on-the-naze... Home.
Fucking hell lads how do you lot find the will to go on? Feels like I'm in prison here. Cannot imagine doing another 30-40 years of this. Had enough right now.
Other men get a few shags a month to make life worth living. I think lack of sex is not good for the mental health.
So if I start having sex life will be worth living then? Its that important to the human soul. Cant be.
cracked open a pregabalin to make a few lines, decided to do the washing up, saw a nice clump of what i THOUGHT was ket on my wee lil tray, snorted the lot.
300mg of pregabalin up my nose. here i fucking go.
Yes. Good luck trying to beat out chads and other dickheads all competing for foids.
Honestly do not care anymore. Im over it. I can barely go out side and Im almost 25 stone the odds of me meeting a woman is 1 in a trillion.
Man wrestled off TUI flight at Gatwick after breaching security and boarding without documents
Maybe this wouldn't have happened if they scrapped the stupid countersignature nonsense. Passports shouldn't be for middle class people. They want us passportless lads to work work work shit jobs while the middle class goes on holidays.
I'm not even overweight and it feels impossible. At least you can work on losing weight. Me? I can't fix much about my genetics.
Don't ever count yourself out.
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I did it a few years ago and lost 9 and a half stone and put it all back on. Dont think I have the drive to do it again.
rewatching Spaced. it's actually good.