No anon, yours is perfect. The big ones actually hurt

No anon, yours is perfect. The big ones actually hurt.

But mine is big

Kill yourself I don't need constant reminders that I will never please a woman

Is it as big as the Shrekmaster 9000 in the vid? Didn't think so.

now i need her to stuff me with that toy after she's done

That genuinely looks extremely painfull, wich is what makes it extremely hot

Is the density on par with a meat dick or is it a foam dick?

they should make euro rick and morty but it's football instead of science

considering that she took this massive and defintiely not foam dildo, I doubt the one OP sent even compresses that much

Yeah, I'll just transition