/britfeel/

Hopefully no trouble on the bus

welcome to my world. kicking myself for not ordering ket or ordering it today, would have some now or be getting some tomorrow.
but sticking with these benzos + opiates + Z-drugs is the best i'm just going to mix them up to play it safe

most of the vendors won't give you tracking # straight away but Royal Mail do tend to be faster with that Tracked24. it's what first-class post SHOULD be but sometimes they do extra deliveries and stuff, gets priority over normal post.

You wasted your best years and never got to fuck anyone. Most roasties your age are fucking hideous.

id rather stay a virgin than have loveless sex

Evening Ruthlad x

The costs of being in a relationship are far too high for the reward of sex. I just need to jerk off to be sane for the day.

Loveless sex would be ok if she is around 18-25 and not some fat ogre.

Bald

Watch gay porn

Have never had a job

Spend every waking hour on Anon Babble

Fat

Virgin

Ugly

No friends

Estranged or otherwise ashamed family

No hope

No life

Low status

Poor

Extremely angry and upset about all of the above

Reply to yourself because you have no life.

just buy a custom sex doll instead, it's cheaper and better than a gf or wife in the long run

I shagged 3 women and one of them was a gf for years but otherwise this is true. I certainly won't ever have anyone else.

I am so mad at myself. Nothing I can do anymore. Life is cruel to me.

I want a relationship that doesn't depend on me being a provider.

I want a relationship that doesn't depend on me being a provider.

Then get a rich old man to spoil you.

Oh I got a new one:

Obsesses over and spams other people's throwaway posts that they stopped thinking about seconds after posting

Got bullied too much in school that i cant trust ppl being nice to me in adult life like the lassie with the kit kats other day x

fucking skint at the mo so didn't have enough for 24 hour tracking

There is no such thing. You will either be ripped funny chad providing validation and comic relief or you'll be giving her money, directly or indirectly.

Also, I wasn't really just talking about money. I mean having to live with a woman, listen to a woman talk all day, having to do stuff for her, not having any fucking time away from this dumb clingy annoying yappy bitch and having keep this stupid cunt happy all the time. It's miserable.

flushed toilet whilst it was blocked now there's shit all over the floor

mummy will clean it up x

washed my arse in the sink ssm style

Oh I got a new one:

Imitates other posters because he has zero personality of his own due to having no life outside of Anon Babble.

Anyone else have an elusive baby toe?

Actually happened here. Mum blamed me but she's the one treating the toilet as a bin. Keeps putting dead plants in there.

It would be sad, but it funny.

chika isnt even the thread lad

Everytime I see Chika I think of some Mexican starting a fight in a bar. "Heyyy, Chika! You wan sum twouble!?"

Ehem. I am here!

evening shush lass

Desu desu BBC? Mayhaps?

Does Chika want to fuck a young male Link?

yeah i was something like 30p short for impulse buying ket with tracking, then i COULD get it without tracking... but then i could almost get 1.5g more, but then i'd want that tracked, at which point i might as well just buy more internet coins, and so on

ultimately ketamine has wrecked my brain/bladder/nasal passages, and this accidental period of sobriety has shown me the difference, but i'll be back on "okay i'll just get THIS, and ration it, and set up a SYSTEM" before long

for anything you snort in large quantities look into these, you can mix up a sort of mist with water glycerine so it's not like snorting gravel. might be less relevant with coke, MDMA, heroin etc (not sure of weights/dosages even with tolerance there) but i wish i'd known about this a lot sooner

Mayhaps

Insneed!

Someone hit a nerve so it's back to same swanning personality drama. KEK KWAB

chika talking to himself again. SAD!

Ruth's tuppence filled to the brim with 9 inches of African sausage

Bet footmong will love this.

Amazon driver was approx. 1/4 mile away, "You are next" started driving five miles in the opposite direction, "You are next" kept switching me to "1 stop away", swanning off somewhere else a few miles in another direction, "You are next" then THAT delivery (presumably) back to "1 stop away"

maybe there's a reason like i'm the closest on the return trip too, or the way things are arranged, or the timing for others... but why not deliver to me while you were nearby. and why lie to me? ;_;

He's obsessed with ASMRtists having sex with ze black man. Odd.

She's never done anything with a black boy.

He hasn't been posting about Polish lass recently.

And how do you know that Ruthmong?

He is here every day trying to rule up every poster he can. No life outside of Anon Babble.

Dont reply to me gaylord

Yes. You. You think being hehehe le self referential about it makes it any less true? KEK. Can't self awareness your way out of being a loser.

Oh I got a new one:

Makes multiple posts about the same poster, usually as fast as the cool down timer will allow or from two devices.

Don't talk to my mate cheeka like that.

Broadbridge is busy this afternoon

She isn't in any videos with black guys.

Fancy a blowjob

Upstairs Downstairs but a porn about facefucking and arse fucking.

That's for horses though

hahaha... sex

Not interested unless you are a wealthy black man.

Oh I got a new one:

Makes multiple personalities to play in britfeel threads, there is no substance or personality to these personalities he creates because he has non of his own to draw from.

Haha le [person] and le interracial XDDDD

Ze black man

XD

Must be why chika was watching it XD amirite babes

It was funny, lad. Very funny post. Bigly, even.

She's 24 now and is in a loving relationship. Not much else to say really.

Shame Yanklass lost interest in us

Dude porn lmao

looks like my type x

Hello yes I am nigger Tyrone I have very wide money and also let me eat you cum

Why hello there x

Skinny, no curves and boyish body?

Skinny, no curves and boyish body?

exactlly mate

Sad shut in sex case virgin

I wish my dream come true
This mystery x

Absolutely no life outside of Anon Babble

what's to stop burglars going to places like this, in vans?
what's going to stop them? their conscience(s)?

11 AM to 1 AM, 7 days a week.
what a life

She's not as cute now with her dark hair. Looked better a few years ago.

better than being at a factory breaking my back 9 hours a day for 10 quid an hour

Yea hear that, the big epic twoll wants to do the neet v wagie routine

i mean its just objectively shite isnt it better being a neet

9 AM to 5 PM, 5 days a week (sometimes 6)
what a life

NEET din dins v Wagie din dins picture next, big man?

Noticed she's aged these past few months quite rapidly. Alcohol will do that to a young woman. Thought she was health-conscious but she enjoys scotch whisky.

i look 16 at 26 sometimes its nice sometimes its annoying being treated younger

i've stolen some good posts/points/jokes from here, passed them off as my own in conversations with people. it's earned me laughs, popularity and friends, who, by rights, should be yours.

Rather be unemployed than work retail, warehouse or factory. Too depressing for me. Females see you as low value either way. Let them cunts do the hard work for a change. Men aren't working anymore because there's no chance of sex. Life is pointless without shagging.

5 or 6 hours before bed, champ and then do it all again from 11 tomorrow morning.

Did somebody say BBC? Idk. Whatever.

then do it all again from 11 tomorrow morning

What haircut you wanting senpai?
Give me the Three Stooges special, cheers.

There is no point working if you are incapable of getting sex. Women get sex on tap on online dating. It doesn't work that way for men unless you're gay.

Is that supposed to be some insult towards her? Don't be a dick.

Post your hair, big man
you wont

OK, I think this is going to be muh new PC.
awd-it.co.uk/awd-it-x-mini-cube-white-ryzen-5-5500-6-core-nvidia-rtx-3060-12gb-desktop-pc-for-gaming.html
Upgrading to
ryzen 5 5600 6 corr 12 thread 4.4ghz
corsair 32gb vengeance ram
crucial e100 1tb m.2 gen4 ssd
Oh yeah, lag free for me.

I have a fairly similar build, better processor though. Its great. I hadn't been able to play anything made after 2013 until I got it 3 months ago.

I'd save up for the 5800x3d

Does he not get it? He's boring, he isn't Chad and I guess he expects the magic girlfriend bus to arrive at his parent's place and take him away. The lad needs to improve his attire and deal with the alcoholism. Semen retention nonsense is cringe. He is an example of a man who cannot make decisions for himself. He expects a woman to deal with his issues. He wants a mummy girlfriend.

Wifeberg's got the decorators in so it's handpussy for me tonight

No woman wants to deal with a man that complains about migrants and bad government all day. Women are liberal, he is on the right. Jammers needs to really think about his mindset. He should have focused on a career instead of staying comfortable in deadend jobs.

i dont give 2 shites about politics

Amazon driver came, downstairs neighbour used it as an excuse to go on at me about how there's a wasp's nest in the loft? that i didn't know this block of flats even had
first conversation with another human being i've had in weeks that wasn't just collecting some shopping while on benzos
old man seemed pleasant enough forgot what just interacting with people was like but i basically just went "oh. wasps. don't like them, wasps. oh. huh. yeah. wasps. up there? right."

he seemed satisfied. i have no clue. what's even going on

But would I need a better cooling system for that? I'm just after something good for a pleb, can't be putting loads into it, due to being poor.

Is there any point bothering contributing to society if you know you're not getting a relationship and sex? I think it should be grounds for disability.

They don't want you to complain about anything all day. Women will and do get with lads who hate migrants and the shit government and like any woman they will start to ape your beliefs after a while if they respect and love you.

t. had a normie lib gf who eventually started hating foreigners because of me

i have shown women i care about trendy progressive causes and yet they're NOT sleeping with me
in fact if i even bring this up, openly asking why they aren't, that would reveal i'm some sort of toxic abuser only in it for the women rather than the anti-racism/similar

what if i held those values by coincidence, and also happened to want sex? something wrong with that? is that what they're saying? if not, i should have have at least three different shags by now.

Same. Never voted, never will. Every party brings nothing but more shit and misery to my life. I don't need to engage with it.

youtu.be/7-wKTM58gaQ?t=1729 mammy will have a peaceful life with this mong gone

That generally only works if you are quite attractive. Attractive people are often seen as being right.

i already posted that mate

They've got the chat logs mammy
It over

Women do not give a fuck about your politics. Their politics are always a reaction to the previous men or dominant figures in their lives anyway, or their circle of girlfriends if they have never had a bf. Its paper thin. They will follow whatever you think very quickly if they find you attractive and cool enough.
Very stupid to think your politics are going to pick up women for you. You pick up women by offering something in the way of charisma, looks, humour, or excitement (violence).

The simp squad is out in full force tonight, eh? EH?

my weeaboo gf i didn't deserve always said she was a 'huge weeb/weeaboo' and hated them Tories etc
one time i said i did something 'like a spaz' and she acted like i'd said something horrible because that's an ableist word
i guess it is, hadn't even thought of it coming from 'spastic' before, just 'i acted clumsily'.
but that was her emotive, gut reaction, followed by putting down my working-class origins because haha that's why i must be so behind ha ha

so, the whole 'weeaboo' thing? 'weeaboo' as in 'wapanese'? by way of 'wigger'? if we're playing this game.

(zero hang-ups. glad we broke up.)

ive had two girlfriends and neither of them were british

I've had over 10 and none of them are even alive anymore.

my ex used to say the n word

bit suspicious mate

Nubs? Why'd she say that?

Chicken dippers and chips are in the oven lovelyyyy phoww

A bit obsessed with the gen z boss and a mini video. Been watching it constantly and I find it hilarious. Might be my new autistic obsession.

Agree with this. Women aren't out off by far right politics, they are out off by complainers

i mean it's a way you can become powerful and that's appealing, and there are these little groups on both the left and the right. people pair off because that's just what happens. with clubs, classes, work, whatever.

obviously it's very specific so it's a bit of a cheat but that's one where your politics and knowing/doing more OF the politics is appealing. we were going on about the various neo-Nazi groups yesterday. woman joins (out of her own agency if you can imagine such a thing) then Group Leader, King of the Nazis is going to be hot stuff.

have seen this sort of thing happen and it's why i almost wish there was a 'keep sex/relationships out of it entirely' rule like some creepy American office job. same timebomb of drama as 'gf joins D&D group' or 'girl in D&D group becomes one guy's gf'

tfw earning a platinum trophy doesn't make you happy anymore

We need to keep women out of /britfeel/

Fuck women (especially women).

Let's be real, it's only because you're afraid to leave your house

Oh I got a new one:

Fantasist and try hard

Why would I want to go out? This country is a shithole filled with Muslims now.

Ktim haha

TRUMP PUTTING 104 PERCENT TARIFFS ON CHINA
LMAOOOO

T. baldie.
Is this wee chika lassy?

Eh - can't argue with that.

This whole social awkwardness thing with wops doesn't seem to be an obstacle to her being on dating apps. She's probably had a good amount of sexual partners by now.

This whole social awkwardness thing with wops doesn't seem to be an obstacle to her being on dating apps. She's probably had a good amount of sexual partners by now.

fascinating

Pretty sad that the Trump administration just want to fuck things up for the sake of it. I don't get the infatuation people have with him. He has a very fragile ego and wants everyone to pay for it?

Dehnald Droompf

Oh I got a new one:

Sexualises his online dollies

Hope the cunt drops dead to be honest.

Been on bennies 15years now.
Had a dream last night that i was on a plane somewhere and we got re-routed and had to land in Dubai for the night.
So i go to a hotel the airline directed me to.
I go to the check in desk and the airline hasn't paid for a room, i have to buy it and reclaim it from the airline afterwards.
So I spend 95% of my cash.
The give me a wooden chair in the closed resteraunt :/
Commander Sheridon from Babylon 5 is also there and he's saying "this is bullshit!"

I guess im institutionalised to poverty now.

The average female can literally get laid within 24 hours. The average male runs the risk of never getting a drop of pussy.

Poor, uneducated people don't care anymore. They want to see things destroyed. The American dream was a lie.

I'd be on bennies for nearly that long if I could be bothered to go to the assessment centre. I'm too mentally fucked up to fill a form in now.

Been on bennies 15years now

Me too. I hope it happens, but I'd prefer Musk to be shot

Me? I've been alive 34 years and been a cunt for every single one. At age three I was hustling kids in nursery for beer money. At age 10 I was blackmailing kids in school with naked pictures. By age 13 I already had an angel dust empire from West Yorkshire to East Borkshire.

Back from the communal wingo. Won a full house and a few lines. It womfy.

Lookup c.a.b. or "advocacy" charities, you drag your arse there once, they ask the right questions and fill in the form for you, you sign a bit of paper allowing them to apply on your behalf and thats it.
Have a look into it.
I've missed many appts because i want to lay on the floor and die, in a shop, in the street, at home at random times, i used to shop at 3am to avoid people etc.

talking of a few line.... bag tonight? it tuesday x

cooor sunshine made this leg day bloody warm man x

It womfy

Sounds the complete opposite

How do i get some amphetamines, I need it finely powdered for measuring purposes, i'll accept paste but i have to be sure that it's very pure so i can dose correctly. I don't know anyone.

You the lad who posts his legs every evening

HHL whats your address? Ill send you a bag x

Lad who bullied me back in secondary school has killed myself. At least that appears to be the cause of death.

you actually live in a fucking care home dont you

I sorted him out for you big man. Made it look a suicide.

Why did he bully you

*killed himself

Oh aye x

do you know what hhl looks like? plenty of material there lol

do you know what hhl looks like

Nah, I'm not here enough to know all the lore. What does he look like?

Being bullied in secondary school

How? You literally just have to tell them to fuck off and leave it out

Would enjoy kissing Daisy Ridley's forehead.

I'd bully HHL too desu

he looks like that skinny blonde kid from malcolm in the middle

I was very meek as a kid, didn't really have the guts to stick up for meself. Always feared things would get worse if I fought back.

cant stop saying fake tan hands and a hoop

Anyone want a thread on Anon Babble where the two inane man children are too scared to post?

But you're a big hard man now

Wouldn't mind a handjob from her.

Karma chameleon x

Might have them TGI Fridays warlic and wheese ciabattas in a bit. That wingo sesh has worked up a wappetite. Oh aye.

HHL, did your life turn out the way you expected it to?

Bought a 360g bar of Dairy Milk. It lush and I mean lush

Eat it all.
Your shits will be legendary.

Pretty sure he just hides unwomfy posts like this.

Bought a 360g bar of Dairy Milk

Proof?

Big life changes when Anon Babble gets blocked de laaaaad lmfao

You and me both fren x

Wish these was in more shhops
Mint crisp
Dairy milk
Only see it in random paki shops or random tescos now
Altho i would be a fat cunt if i had them "on tap"
Thunk it's the best cadburys choccy desu

When are you not here?

Phwoar

Gotten some much-needed sleepingham in earlier, did i not

Dreamt i was walking around in Spaffordshire, nah j/k it was the usual chase-type dreamingtons lol

I'm always here desu

Lyrics
Desert loving in your eyes all the way
If I listen to your lies, would you say
I'm a man (a man) without conviction
I'm a man (a man) who doesn't know
How to sell (to sell) a contradiction
You come and go, you come and go
Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma chameleon
You come and go, you come and go
Loving would be easy if your colors were like my dreams
Red, gold, and green, red, gold, and green
Didn't hear your wicked words every day
And you used to be so sweet, I heard you say
That my love (my love) was an addiction
When we cling (we cling), our love is strong
When you go (you go), you're gone forever
You string along, you string along
Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma chameleon
You come and go, you come and go
Loving would be easy if your colors were like my dreams
Red, gold, and green, red, gold, and green

Between 1 am and 11 am

Cus its quite thick whereas a normal dairy milk is kinda flimsy but a bigger dairy milk is sickening a bit
Tbe mint choccy is strong but its not sickly either like aero nd that
Its just right
Love them

I haven't missed a day of /britfeel/ in over a decade, pending outages etc

Yes know Shippy

Aye I know him

I recommened the "Double top" cadburys
brown and white chocolate in one bar.

Ought to do the other thing, me

Think i mightve had a bit at christmas but i forget.looks nice. Mini eggs dairy milk is PURE nice too in the shops rn. Cus of Easter bunny. Its lethal tho i could eat a whole one. Quite easily

Corrrrr Amazon wackage arrived so get in there. Love wasting money me.

If you are religious, you can punch a Jew in the face and transfer all your sins into the Jew.
Did any of you know this?
It's true, it's religious.

I have missed a few days. I'd say I've been here for 96-97% of days since 2016

Garn have them ciabattas now. Got that wooty on me IPTV so get in.

Getting those legs ready for flaunting in summer? Skipped my gym sesh today went yesterday so it allowed

got nonced up by one of my sister's friends when i was young and that didn't even effect me really

Not even drinking tonight despite the wooty being on. Cutting it right down I am.

who you support HHL lad?

Loving the studio ghibli stuff desu.

Loving the studio ghibli stuff desu.

Aye lad.

Why has UI design become so manifestly shit and anti-human/anti-user?

We need a shit bait post counter

My chatgpt account doesn't like generating images, says it has then its just a greyed out square. I just want to make alt-history pics, damn it!

You have to wait ages, it does load but it's slow af

Why has UI design become so manifestly shit and anti-human/anti-user?

phones

ive tried for hours, says its finished too. Want to do stuff like if the Euston Station Arch was still here, or the crystal palace in hyde park

ripe cherry puxxy

the old me's dead and gone x
youtube.com/watch?v=6mEx9FtuN0k

Got annoyed at another interracial couple in an ad today lids

Necking them ciabattas now. It lush x

Bag of wokey and a pizza

the thought of shagging one of them gen z boss and a mini lassies has really awoken something in me

I want the fake hand tan girl she looks like a right sort xx

Yeah but which one in particular?
Gen z boss, fake tan hands?

I think either the gen z boss and a mini or the asian one

Pure miss the kind of cooms I was having around 2006/2007 on the website Needbang.

I've shagged girls like that in London. Hinge was absolutely full of them for a while. but them specifically, corr and I mean corr and WOW

not into fake tans

Remember Paltalk? That was pretty womfy back in the day. Lots of crazy people on there though. Haven't been on there since like 2016.

no
sounds proper dodgy

On more thing, lads, price of the gimmick going up.

ur my number 1 x
youtube.com/watch?v=Tc7W8Q-g9Lg

Shame shes kinda bytterface cus that's top drawer mature feet
Doesnt bother me but will bother some

on that supernatural grind me

wish Sam and dean would fuck my mouth and arse at same time cooooor x

Anyone here play the pokemon card game on Android? 2 free packs a day so get on there.

phones

This.
Iphone killed the aesthertics of mobiles as well.
Applefags need to be culled.

Now thats kino

saves this cheers cross lad x

Didbt notice shitty resolution
Not that kino but it could have been

What she watching in the background?

Just a shame when lassies w cute feet have cheap cameras

hes on a degenerate one again no one wants to see this mate

agreed it 2025 if you are going to flaunt your pretty feet please use a good camera x

do you like the smell of sweaty dirty feet and socks etc or are you a clean feet guy?

E-whores use shitty cameras along with filters and makeups to trick people. Otherwise it'd be like wanking to Shrek.

Clean usually but am not that fussy as long as its still sexy ill save it x

wanking to Shrek

Thats nothing, gay men have jerked it to Liv Tyler.

GameFAQs i was addicted 2 posting a lot before i moved to Anon Babble i forget about it mostly nowadays well it was a long time ago now but for few years i was on there every day i think my first proper forum place that i actuakly cared about nd got to know other ppl there
There was a UK board which was called 313,,it was cool similar to here in ways
When u get a british online place,thats adjacent to some nerd culture,it normally attracts the same type of ppl regardless when I think back to places its always been like that. I mean in a nice way like its comfy
But cus in gamefaqs days and internet then generally i was in secondary school getting bullied a lot nd having family problems nd stuff,,I partially avoided British stuff online bc it felt like the internet was more like an escape from IRL so I didnt want to see ppl that just reminded me of IRL. You know
Its just once i got older it started going the other way for w/e reason where I only really feel comfy with British ppl now online and well in real life too to be fair i cant be arsed with americanisms anymore nd besides that just their attitude and everything I mean I just got more xenophobic with age I mean on here on britfeel i can tell when someone's scottish i knew arbroathy was scottish before she used a name i knew dvdlad was either scot or NI its just obvious so if those tiny differences get picked up in my brain then the big ones across continents just do my head in now, I don't want to hear it nd I dont want to change to fit it either
So thats basically how it is now

youtu.be/W3WX-Bo9Y6U tune

Prices are lower the more powerful that girls are

real madrid getting smashed harder than a slag in a gangbang

Wuesday night wuppagrind and Wortnite sesh coming on strong x

You should play Genshin Impact Helper, loads of waifus there.

Found mammy's personal video stash

New Wabrina Warpenter skin dropped on Wortnite today. Oh aye x

If I was going to transition my gender to the female womanly gender, I'd change my name to Sophie Y'Israeli

Obviously I have no plans to transition, but it's good to have a contingency name in place regardless.

Gamefaqs was based. I printed off the entire SimCity 4 faq

My name if I was going to be a girl was Lucy

New thread, new you!

When BritNormie was considering transitioning in 2017 he told me he was going to call himself "Twinkletoes Francesca", because he was so into balet. I suggested to him that even though he was into balet, choosing a name related to it, let alone "Twinkletoes", might not be the best idea. I mean it was fucking ridiculous but I was trying to really let him down gently. "No, Twinkletoes is a perfect name". I then suggested that people might not take his transition seriously if he chose something like that rather than a normal female Christian name. I half expected him to say he didn't care if people mocked his ridiculous name, but he doubled down and insisted "Twinkletoes" was a completely ordinary mundane woman's name.

Fortunately he had doubts about the transition itself, but the realisation of the insanity of the situation never did extend to him conceding about the name.

Today is one of those days where I realise why I stockpile stuff.

Semi skimmed milk?

Nowhere has it in stock

Ready salted crisps?

Nowhere has it in stock

Diet coke?

Nowhere has it in stock

I won but at what cost x

Getting myself a chest freezer, 149l will fit in the boiler room, have to run an extension cord in there.
I can see the way things are going.
plain old fridge freezer isnt allowing me to take advantage of discount meat and fish and stock up on frozen veg.

15 years on bennies how did you manage that?

I JUST CAN'T CHANGE

youtube.com/watch?v=ZkBudDWu3R0

Level 2 autism and never worked
Level 2 autism and never worked

Name literally anything in Britain that is better in 2025 than it was in 2015

Mumberg told me years ago that they decided to call me Grace if I was a girl. I would never troon out, but I often imagine how I would have turned out as Grace rather than me. Putting a name to that actually makes it more painful.

I outlive my school bullies and it's lush x

Forgot to take fluoxetine 2 days in a row maybe 3. Wonder if thats why I nauseous today. I did stay up til 9am last night too though. Well ill take it in a min.

tl;dr quadrospazzed on a lifeglug

they made me do some voluntry work until i had a psychotic break and was sectioned, i have reviews and so on. I've had to go to tribunal a few times.

8th of April 2025?
Yeah you're still alive de lid x

8th of April 2025?
Bullies in the morgue, kek x

Nothing,it was shit then too but better than now, minus 10 more years nd its even somewhere you'd actually want to live

HHL is literally victorious, he defeat his enemies in life x

Lol <3 1 of mine died from a drug overdose,he was only 20 i wasnt glad about it but I wasn't bothered either desu cant lie,it was grim how his parents pit something on his grave stone like "Finally found rest" "Finally in peace" or smth like that may as well have wrote "Finally shut up" imagine what kind of person youd need to be for your own parents to give u a passive aggressive grave stone, am not gna speak ill of the dead but when he was alive he was that type of person so fuck em

Got that Frijj choccy milk on tap me.

How it should be x

We really do be like that us humans

Aye it was cool what ppl managed to put together before youtube nd all that

quadrospazzed on a lifeglug

No idea what that means but ok.

Did the same for majoras mask around 2003 when the Zelda collection was released for the GameCube. It printed about 200 pages and must have cost a fortune in printer ink kek.

Two of my school wullies are now confirmed deadingtons. Oh aye.

No sort of revenge can compare to the simple fact that you're alive and they no longer even exist. You've literally won in the purest sense of winning

Is that AI generated? Cannot see Liz Kendall posing for a photo like that.

Thats peobly worth money now innit? I think it came with my GC. Ibe always been shit at zelda 1 + 2. Just don't bother trying. I used walkthroughs for all the others though apart from breath of the wild am not particularly good at video games even tho I've played them for decades

Reckon most of those old games were made obtuse on purpose to sell strategy guides thats my cope for being brainlet nehow

Oh aye used a gamefaqs txt file for the triforce hunt in wind waker but desu i found that so kino nd relaxing never got why ppl had a problem with it

Not really lad. Good value for Zelda 1, 2 ocarina and majoras mask.

My main enemy almost died of COVID this year. He's only 30 as well. Unfortunately he survived. I don't even have anything against him personally. Just alls fair in love and war x

What a pain it was to gather a million rupees and find all the shards. In the Wii U remaster they took that part out and made it easier, dont blame them to be honest.

That said. I'm being fucked over exactly the same way I fucked someone else over. Karma has well and truly caught up with me.

Fortunately he had doubts about the transition itself

I've actually been considering it again. I've started hanging around with a lad called Sire. He's one of those "no spray, no play" toilet attendants in nightclubs. He's started making me feel weirdly feminine. Last time we were at his place he sprayed me with some women's perfume. "You smell real good now" he said, but he said the word "now" like a cat going "meow". It sounded like "neow." It was electrifying. Fortunately I'm straight or it could have gotten out of hand.

Women genuinely shouldn't have any rights at all

Which one had master quest on it did that come with wind waker? I know I had it but it wasn't on that one I think. Think my worst gc purchase was pokemon channel seems to be somewhat valuable now it was cute as fuck so I liked it for that but as a video game it was retarded kinda

Shoegaze is for trannies and fudge packers

Aye i liked it when i was a teenager with gender dysphoria desu

when i was a teenager with gender dysphoria

New lore just dropped. Better file that one in the lorechives under 'Crosslad/2025/April/'

Same poster or two different people? Just curious.

Holding on to bitterness will eat away at your soul and hairline x

Can't believe my vape is working again, proper pleased with this little bugger. Charged it as well, and no issues. Screen is a bit duller, and there's a bit of an artifact left when it goes to standby, but that's no issue.

It's far far too late for that in both counts

No cus I never acted on it nd am recovered now so its no more significant than what I had for lunch on this day in 2008 we all have wee phases nd confusions when we teenagers x (it was probly chicken koka noodles ftom the shops)

Yeah I've done done a 12 hour shift, but now at 11pm I'm going to have to do a big shop at the supermarket because neither of the 2 co-ops had anything in to tide me over until tomorrow

It too fucking hot and humid de lids. It not right. Watching that Child's Play 3 now. It set in Military School.

Master quest and normal ocarina came with the limited edition of Windwaker. I had that as a kid. It was gold inside and had 2 disks.

What actually causes women to keep their children from seeing their fathers? Seen it so many times and supposedly for the pettiest of reasons.

Obviously there are legit safety cases occasionally, but usually it seems almost out of spite. Seen it so many times with incredibly bitter women

Bugged the shit out of me as a kid when the action buttons on the top screen was changed from blue to red because I was used to seeing blue as a kid on N64. Should have been tested for autism then.

send him in

wercome to china, king big rad

What actually causes women to keep their children from seeing their fathers?

Spite. Women hold grudges like you wouldnt believe.

Must admit that carpet is very cool. Love the colours.

I think it's only bc the divorce was so early on that my whole life I was just w my mam nd sisters so it was me and 3 lassies in my house my whole life mostly nd I was already not that masculine to start with nd didnt have anyone to replace dad so what else am I going 2 think about what I'm meant to do in life except imitating women? I didnt know anyone else. So thats basically what happened I think. Took me years nd years to really see that though. So now am a chud about marriage nd divorce cus I know myself how it screws up weans.

Foid farts

You even type like a fucking woman cross

Foid fanny

The post has been clipped and added to a special folder. Seethe, bait and drama posts are already being mentally made as we speak.
We're looking at into the hundreds of thousands of posts to come.

Is this about Broadbridge not being able to see his kids?

It's actually about a woman I was shagging who wouldn't let her own sprogs see their dad. Bloke seemed completely reasonable, and she said she was doing it for their own safety as he was a 'paedophile' because she was 19 and he was 32 when they started dating

Detonate a wuclear bomb in the port of Rotterdam x

Shipping containers being sent into orbit by a nuclear blast in the port of Rotterdam x

Polders flooding due to the seismic activity of a nuclear detonation in the port of Rotterdam x

Container ships anchoring in the North sea and English channel due to a nuclear warhead in the port of Rotterdam x

Immanuel Zirkzee standing outside of Het Transportbedrif in Rotterdam and being blinded with the flash of a thousand suns, his skin melting in the nuclear wind

Evacuation of the Randstad due to radioactive contamination from a nuclear blast in the port of Rotterdam x

You have no idea how much this post made me laugh. Godspeed lad

I really needed this post. I'll sleep well tonight

Nothing wrong with a bit of princess time in private mind x

just pounds mate. the american line.

We didbt have Andrew tate back then,,u HAD to come out the box as a standard factory settings model moid that just naturally does football nd watches cowboy films nd builds bridges with lego as a wee lad or else u just had to figure out something else. Its just how it was. I think footmong has the same neurosis nd his family setup is like mine I bet its not uncommon in the circumstances. Well neway not fussed now. I get stuff off my chest here nd then I dont have to get stressful Bus journeys to a therapist that patronises me so it's gid.

Currently tearing shit up with Sabrina on Fortnite me x

Might become a certified spaffer

Any britfeelers from Birmingham? Whats the whole bin thing like there? I bet it absolutely fucking stinks.

Mind majoras Mask running quite laggy on gc didnt bother me though that was my fav for replaying over nd over x

Mind this site nd zeldauniverse zeldahq2 millions of wee sites like that id find looking for walkthroughs nd infos about next zelda game mmm interweb had more life back then soul even

I dont mean in a schizo way but if u see a BBC drama from 2010 nd earlier its a different world when that's allegedly not that long ago I mean the ppl literally sound smarter, less like grown children phones really done a number on ppl,not sure if normies were really meant to use the internet for their own good. I seen stuff from BBC on thr telly from like 2011 that I thought was slop as a teenager then nd its like high art compared to the rancid shitslop on there now but anyway not to labour the point though jist something I noticed

Rip and tear until it is done x

I do also mean it in a schizo way sering as the world blatantly ended in 2012 like they told us it would after CERN turned on the hadron collider, and everyone's been in denial about the obvious ever since but its not required to know that to see how shite the telly is now

NIGGA HEIL HITLER

youtube.com/watch?v=1XSNIJp4ZFA

Whats the whole bin thing like there? I bet it absolutely fucking stinks.

Stinking Birmingham pakis trying to deposit their rubbish in Oxfordshire tips. It not on

Time4 netflix in bed no more all nighters last night was fun until about 6am then I pushed ITT till it too far as per then i was feelin on edge n sick all today

We all robot in life x

the New Hampshire gay Vito arc in Sopranos is very cute x

I'm very much done in x

Even the sign at Sunderland station was red and black. It not right x

School bully's dead if that's alright with you de lids x

Hes got xxy syndrome

These complications commonly include infertility and small, poorly functioning testicles (if present)

Might have no bollocks

Genuinely must feel fucking amazing lad. Corr

Even the sign at Sunderland station was red and black

There is no escape x

Dead bullies on tap x

Good foodington this hath been
Phwoar

When the fun stops stopx

Jst realised talk to Frank is cus youre speaking frank about your drug problems

Bully is literally just a slab of meat on the mortuary table x

hes on a degenerate one again no one wants to see this mate

Close the thread tab lad
you wont

Currently on the floor of my bathroom with the shower on full blast listening to Ghost Town by The Specials and shitposting on Anon Babble.
Life is good.

Fuck sake lads what the fuck lads how and why the FUCK!?

dead thread kek

Falling asleep after a long day of work and dreaming about another mans sperm

Child's Play 3 weakest entry in the series methinks. You can tell it was rushed. Bride of Chucky next and I really like that one. Chucky really comes into his stride as a comedic horror icon. Plus, Jennifer Tilly's big tits.

Finishing off this choccy milk then off to watch some ASMR in beddingtons. No cold mortuary table for me x

HHL runs Sunderland. Literally manifesting the death of his enemies. It oh so lush x

Anyone in particular's sperm?

Chocolate milk before bed? Are you mental? You'll have nightmares!

You'll have nightmares!

I have nightmares on the reg anyway. Hopefully the choccy milk will trigger a Hypnagogic episode. It's like dreaming but while awake. It lush x

If i won lottery id buy a house in Inverness house in Keswick house in Cornwall

Plus 1 in glasgow for my family I would leave myself I tbink although..............knowing myself id probably just stay in that one permanent nd id wake up every day (at 5pm) thinking ok todays the day i go off nd stay in my.new locations nd start a new chapter but id just keep putting it off til I quietly accept am not doing fuckall. Thats just how I work I know what would happen. So that's why am finking only buy the ones elsewhere so am forced to use them. Well I ain't played euromillions in ages so am due some luck.

One thing that always gives me nightmares is a hot water bottle

Picture being in Keswick
The streets are like Ashton lane byt the scenery is like Aviemore
Looks so class

Need I even mention the demographic census data of Cumbria. U can guess. The good stuff. Oh aye nd I mean oh aye

hot water bottle

Haven't used one of them for years.

When I roll over and sleep on it I always get terrible nightmares, the pain of the heat must tranfer through to the dream

Freaked me out when I learned they have an expiration date and they can just spontaneously burst and you'll get burned.

Me? I'd buy a house on Rathlin Island and embrace my inner puffin.

Thas why i dont use them,scary. Used2 like putting one down my jumper on my belly in winter

I like putting ice cold water in them during heatwave. You can get them microwave gel jobbies now so you don't need to use water. Don't trust the radiation either though.

My current one is very worn out. Had them burst too. Fortunately when cold

Kinda feel like getting on that NNA grind but not sure I have the self control to do it.

Outer r9k is overrun by women now. Very strange phenomenon. Are they brigading from Reddit or something? Never used to be all this shit about moids and foids. Only oid I know begins with hemmer.

Lassie in yellow look so much lkke my mam it gave me a fright the hair the walk nd overall vibe nd energy/aura I fink Cumbria and lake district might really be my spiritual home I need to head down there when I get my car......I sense theres a purpose for me being there.....my mam gone on holiday there a load of times too but I never really had an interest til recently

Shall ask her more about it tomoz (added to phone notes)

Phwoar dubs and trips..........Noted loud nd clear x

In the context of angel numbers, seeing 555 is often interpreted as a sign of significant change and transformation on the horizon, urging you to embrace new opportunities

They probably know there's (a lot) of sexless incels here who will give them the attention they crave.

*checks the eugenia cooney subreddit to see if she's dead yet*
shan't be long now

I go sleeps soon. Very tired now x

Spaffed just now, me

Fink it may be my twin peaks there

Okay time for sleeps.
Nighty night lids x

Night xxx

I never bother going for them.

Are you over 60?

I do because of autism. If I were starting now, I'd not bother unless it's a good game.

Sad Polish lass won't post anymore.

Mammys dirty soles in the garden

there will never be a comfy, fun, not too frustating game like sleeping dogs again

I remember being so excited to get it on the Xbox 360 in 2012 after enjoying the demo.

that's clone high mate. you want the dolly pond.

Funny,,had that sitting on my desk rn, not played it in 10 odd years though but aye its a fun game x

Nice sunflower lanyard lad. Hope you're getting maximum bennies.

Gna get my cottage in the lake district nd bounce out this shithole nd never look back xxxxxxx

Haha I jusr put it in photos cause its easier than writing a time stamp, but aye been on bennies for 9 years its not the best life but it is what it is

Mammys milk

shippy is a paedophile i have very little doubts about that

Gna find my place in this world
Feel my spiritual energy restoring finally x from my hibernation

Beddy byes 4 me xxxx

Spaffed again me

Ruthmong's dirty soles because he hasnt showered in years

Mammys stinky mammy feet