Retail is the quintessential robot job

I wish I could be one but I fucked it up

i used to do overnight cashiering and it was pretty cool until they scheduled me only one day a week.

>short, pussy, and non threatening

Security guards don't have to be threatening. They're just supposed to be a warm body in a uniform that can call the cops if anything happens. Most security guards are obese black women.

happened to me. i kept having mental breakdowns after that, and just quit.

I wish I could be one but I fucked it up

How the fuck do you fuck up being a security guard?

What happens when you're playing nintendo ds at 4 am and tyrone walks up and shoots you in the face

That's just a risk of the job. Unlikely, but could happen. No amount of muscle is going to save you from getting shot in the face anyway.

can someone tell me the female equivalent of being a security guard because i cant do customer service anymore and have no skills

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women can be security guards are you dumb

it's horrible. my coworkers are happy college kids with happy lives. customers are happy families and friend groups with happy lives. i've already been here more than a year. it's over

Night shift industrial electrician is the best robot job. 99% of it is just sitting around shitposting and writing the occasional report. I'm at work right now.

i got fired from the only retail job ive ever had. a guy bought prepaid visas with a stolen credit card and i didnt get his signature.
I cried the way home when i got fired
thankfully all my other jobs have been better. The worst part of retail was the music playlist.

Absolutely the fuck not.

constant interaction with the public

high visibility

have to make change for cash paying boomers who will insist you counted wrong

have to juggle being immediately available to coosh roogister while also taking care of the 20 other downtime tasks assigned to you

every corporate policy is your own personal fault

Lifestylewise yes but holy shit so much can go wrong.
Still too much customer service.
The real answer is warehouse. Yeah you'll have lots of coworkers but everybody knows everyone else there is miserable so interaction can be as minimal as you show you want.

Loss prevention at a store in a mall was surprisingly fun to me for a bit. Pay was atrocious, but I just got high and walked around pretending to look for people stealing. The team lead and I would talk the whole shift about anime, movies, and video games. We'd roll back cameras to look at funny/crazy shit that happened. A lot of my coworkers were a mix of Anon Babble/Reddit autists.

It's pretty easy actually. You can things, you put things in a bag. Ask if they want this or that and then fuck off to the next one.

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THIS. I'm literally on my phone doing night shift at this time. This is where people go to die peacefully

there is abysmal customer service as a guard unless you pick a high volume area which is why you need to pick night shift to increase your odds of something chill

I think night security might be. It's pretty comfy for folks who don't really like being around people. You might have one other guard bro there but often you'll be alone and can just fuck around on your phone or watch movies (I like to read personally) and then every hour or so you get to walk around a big empty building. I think this part is my favorite. I love the feeling of being alone in a large building. It's comfy and spooky at the same time. Pay is better than retail too, but not by a whole lot.

that's so comically unlikely that it immediately outs you as a lazy NEET

You would hear him break in and the protocolm when you hear that happen is to immediately vacate the area and phone actual police.

You would hear him break in

Not if you're gooning.

I love the feeling of being alone in a large building. It's comfy and spooky at the same time.

Fuck man, you're giving me nostalgia flashbacks now. There was a couple of times when I was assigned to sites where I could climb out onto the roof of the building. One was a highrise office building, the other was a highrise condominium complex under construction. I could stand out on the roof at night and look down at the city, I felt like Batman! I actually took some punk chick up to the roof of the building under construction and fucked her against the railing. So awesome! But the next week she visited me at work when I was doing a day shift at the mall and wanted me to fuck her in the stairwell of the parkade. Like an idiot I declined, I was worried we'd get caught and I'd get fired. I mean, we probably WOULD have gotten caught and I'd have gotten fired, but who fucking cares? YOLO, as they say nowadays, and it would have been the best way I'd ever lost a job.

I think night shift nurse is somehow a good fit. Nothing surprises the trucel robot. Don't really get angry or sad. Just striking a balance of following a million rules, algorithms/decision trees, and gut feelings. Being in a position of authority helps overcome the nerf that is a flat affect. Something can be said unemphatically but that's still the way it is and the reason is because you said so. It is better this way since most subhumans do not respond to reason and rationale.

Lifestylewise yes but holy shit so much can go wrong.

We are always ideating suicide anyway so the risk is kind of a perk for me because it is somewhat out of my hands.

My coworkers are retirees that can't make their bills on Social Security, illegals, and pothead niggers. All of the non white clientele (half the customer base) are openly miserable, and the white women are all horribly neurotic. I've been rotting for a year and a half.

I'd be more afraid of something going wrong, not killing me, and now I have to be responsible for it.

Amazon Warehouse is the quintessential robot job. Retail has too much interaction.

I fell asleep standing up while inducting last night.

The most unlikely of situation to unfold. It can happen but more often than not you're asking a tweaker to knock it off and if they can politely leave the premises like a bitch because you're not the cops and your job isn't to die for the company or place you're "protecting" but just to report things, ask if they can leave and call the cops if they won't. Security guards aren't badass wild wild west sheriffs but just insurance policies for parking lots and buildings

Bros I have been in retail for many years. It's my best option, which I know is kind of sad, but I cope as well as possible. The tough thing is that I'm a robot, which often means people don't want me around even if I'm reliable and do the job well. All I can do is to hang on as long as possible.

The tough thing is that I'm a robot, which often means people don't want me around even if I'm reliable and do the job well.

Fuck do I ever know this feel. That weird certainty that your coworkers don't like you but you don't know why. I don't know if they think I'm aloof because I don't join in workplace conversations, but the truth is when they're talking about shit they've seen on Netlix or gossiping about people I've never met (which is ALL they seem to talk about) I have no idea what they're talking about and have nothing to say. So I mostly just keep to myself and do my work, and somehow this seems to infuriate them.