St Abb's Head Lighthouse
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wokey and carehomes
Another Saturday night all alone in your childhood bedroom is it, king?
Crossy loves his lighthouse editions x
Fink i'll lie down soon
Verily
I remember fuck all about Avatar 2 other than there being a lot of water.
Spent all me dole munney oh me orses. Bloody ell. Am gunna av tuh ring up thu jobcenter for a crisis loan now.
Someone here has to pay 750 a month for that privilege
Might have microwave ding and ping lasagne tonight to honour all of the horses shot and killed and turned into mince meat at todays grand national. Its only right. Oh aye.
He pays 750 a month for his box room and sits in it gooning to feet all day. Fucking kek. What a spacker.
Are you allowed to operate a microwave? It's not for everyone you know x
And I bet you're a home owner are you?
Says on my PIP form that I need assistance operating a microwave. 4 points.
Forgot to write 'edition' doh
Armpits smell like meat and potato pies. Not had a shower in a while and I dont use deodorant. It gives you cancer.
Not yet but me and the wife are looking st properties atm
Like meat and two veg
Want takeaway but I spent all of my wages on gameboy color games. Fucking grim. Not happy.
Love listening to LBC and hearing all the boomers cry about people getting their brand spanking new PIP cars. The seething in their voices is fucking marvellous.
Might have food poisoning, I'll report back with results
no picture of the results please mate
Not him but I am. Oh aye
Want to hook up with somebody on soc but Im too shy. Has anybody here done it and how did it go?
Yeah, we met at Strensham North services on the M5. We went to shag but it didn't happen. When the smell of cocks and balls up close hit him he knew he'd made a mistake. He learnt something about himself that day though
You after packing some tranny's fudge?
Strensham North services
based, southbound ones are a disaster though
Did anyone ever hire an escort just to be gf for a day, no sex?
How did it go?
*studio flat
ftfy
off for my third neet walk when my long hair has dried, been in the sun for hours today, loving it. I'll be up bright and early to go out again.
would love to do a full girlfriend experience if i could afford it
Poley is happy to meet up with other britfeelers, ask him
food poisoning
genuinely grim, I was out of action for a week because of that, you ever shit so much your bumhole feels like its tearing apart? not nice. I had to live off weetabix, bananas and toast.
I want sex though
HGV anon? Reckon Strensham might be my least used services on the network
yea thats me, ive only had the pleasure of being at them both once each but shant be going back if i have a choice, leaning on the railings of the bridge at michaelwood services and having a smoke at 2 in the morning is one of lifes great pleasures for me these days
Finishing off these widerz then heading off out for a few jars.
Hope uncle jammer talks posts a video today. Would really cement my saturday evening
Not a fan of Laura's pokemon uploafs
Better then sitting in /britfeel/ with mongs all night x
If trips, Welper will meet a lady tonight who ends up becoming his gf
Honestly looking forward to tomorrow morning and catching the backlog of tonights weltdown
Not a fan of her not showing her tuppence desu
Not staying up to witness the weltdown live in real time
Do you think it's shaved or hairy?
I reckon she shaves it for her boyfriend. She seems like a very prim and proper sort.
Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night for a piss and see it ongoing live
Come on lad, every 3 days, we're due another video
Emily on the other hand has a very hairy tuppence
Why I don't want kids
HHL leaves
suddenly everybody stops posting
strange
Might just restart Stardew with a different farm. I always do this shit, me. Not happy with my farm.
suddenly everybody stops posting
Aye, odd ain't it lad
desuarchive.org
I wonder which 3-4 they were
Unrionically think that HHL is among the top 10 most influential posters on Anon Babble
That was my post and was joking
That post was HHL
It was honestly me
Thought you were out for a few jars?
/britfeel/ can never die because there are too many vested interests in keeping it going. It would always tick over with life support if need be
Not hhl lad
just use his filenames, got it
I can remember that specific post from 7 years ago was me
Fuck it. Going to start a beach farm. It has to be done. CHALLENGE.
Saved that image from /brit/pol. Me and HHL were most likely posting there at the same time
brit/pol/ poster
Eddie?
a-are y-you a dolly
Yes, I am a dolly.
What films we watching tonight de lids?
Would like to hook up with a twink or some skinny gay lad with long hair. Just dont have the confidence to do it. Been browsing for a while how long did it take for you to meet up?
im a dolly but on /cric/
Might watch Bronson, or The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society
What time are you meeting your mates tonight?
I'd go for Bronson unless you feel like gooning over Lily James. You got that ages ago, lid.
alri lads
I don't have any mates but I think you already know that, little lid.
Yeah I sometimes buy just to put into the DVDcase. That said, unlike with books, I watch DVDs roughly as fast as I buy them, because I don't buy DVDs too often
Halfway through the summer of sam at this moment in time.
don't have any mates
Your book habits are basically my DVD habits. We reverse soul mates (in a non gay way). It's nice though to have a large collection to just browse and pick. Enjoy Bronson I remember loving it.
We reverse soul mates
thought that too lad. I know I said I'd watch Bronson a few weeks ago, but I haven't watched anything else since then so that comment is still valid. Will definitely watch it tonight
Oh, so you're learning Indonesian, Punjabi, Serbo-Croatian and Ukranian?
No
Last physical book I bought was about the ancient history of China. Quite a hard read to be honest. Had to take notes as all the similar names confused me.
was that for your gcses or something
Currently reading the Quran
No just for fun as I was interested after playing a lot of Dynasty Warriors over the years (I know the book it's based on is fiction). Okay to challenge yourself every now and then I reckon.
Fancy a walk to McDonalds. Not having salmon for my dinner that is shite.
Why's that lod
Salmon can be nice, lad. Cover it in honey and loosely cover in foil and whack it in the oven. It'll be lush.
I cook it in the air fryer for 10 mins on 240 and it comes out perfect. But just cant be arsed tonight.
not a fan of the :sob: emoji tbqh
Fair enough. Wouldn't mind a McFlurry but had a Diary Milk Buttons Ice Cream. Not bad. Craving some Maltesers now if I'm honest.
Bronson's loaded Bronson's loaded
Did you see St Trinian's (2007) DVDlad? Probably the most disappointing film I've ever watched. Good theme tune though
BritNormie emptying hit nutsack into a tissue in a Grotty little flat in Edgware road circa 2007
Yeah, I had a huge crush on the lead girl in that film. I think she went on to be Elon Musk's girlfriend. Don't remember much about the actual film. I have the original films on DVD.
Corr, is that a looping DVD menu?
Maltesers are naff mate. All air and no chocolate. Not a fan. Prefer M&Ms or skittles.
wonder what SSM is doing rn
Labour MP Dan Norris is arrested on suspicion of rape and child sex offences after police raid
Labour MP Dan Norris is arrested on suspicion of rape and child sex offences after police raid
Fair dues. You ever try Whoppers? They're American. Like Maltesers but way more malty and sickening.
Can't have Skittles, me. Too nice and addicting. Do you remember Joosters?
Do you not care about typo's phonefag?
Fucking hell, just looked that up cannot believe that. Married twice too, and she didn't give him any sprogs
Yeah looping menu. This DVD had more adverts than any DVD I've ever had
Not really, but unusually for me, that specific post didn't contain any as far as I can tell
lron up lads
Ah, so Britnormie empties hit nutsack all the time?
Does he hit hit wife if she gets on hit tits?
Apparently Ebin has a gf now
Yeah she was on some BBC documentary about him badmouthing him too.
Some DVDs have more trailers than others but they are usually skippable or you can FF. I love the really old anti-piracy advert with the fat blacksmith but that might be more VHS era I can't remember.
youtu.be
he did look very handsome in one of his last videos
You're right I'm a mong.
Pic related: me
I hope this is true
So Shippy is one of the dolly cunts, not that should surprise anyone he and the other soft cunt are like peas in a pot
peas in a pot
Typo (again) or ESL?
If you ain't breeding, you ain't successful. Sorry, that's just the way it is.
Typo lad and this is my second post ITT
I couldn't even reply to the right post. Maybe I literally have down syndrome at this point
At least that wasn't my typo
If you ain't breeding, you ain't successful
Not any of them but,
I hope this is true.
Same, desu.
feeling slightly womfy
x
HHL is out on the town socialising with his mates celebrating today's Sunderland win against West Bromwich Albion.
You're here on Saturday night reading drivel on /britfeel/
I'd love to be under her and sipping that piss.
Really a typo, or an autocorrecto? T and D are too far apart for a sausage fingers moment, IMO, even on phone.
I was hinting at you making another.
Sorry.
worth at least 4 points
mad how no one really gives a fuck about you or your problems
you're here
We're here
FTFY,
What's with you and the generalisations that include yourself, are you genuinely retarded?
Punches are being thrown at bouncers right now
replies are being typed in boxrooms right now
My cock has a date with my wife's mouth in a little bit. Oh aye x.
Wouldn't mind laying into HHL after a few pints. Punch him unconscious and then go full Wuxia style on his arse with a sword.
Just a little shitpost de lad. I'm here too and won't be socialising tonight. I'll be sat here watching a film and posting drivel, and reading yours too
Ah it's the wife/sprog/house/massive salary crew in tonight
Sounds like you have experience of having sausage fingers lad
You might not believe it, but ten years ago I made the very first post on r9k with the word boxroom in it. Pic related.
posts are being read in boxrooms right now
Oh it's this 'Tom Hardy' mong. Not happy with that. It shouldn't ruin it though
I can see he touched a nerve de lid. Honest question, why do incels seethe over knowing there are people out there who shag on the regular? Why not be happy for them. I'm in between, not a shagger but not an incel and I read this sort of thing and at the very most my response is 'good for him' and then I move on with my life. Why don't you?
You probably wont believe me but i have all that lol
I unironically am a known public figure, youd never guess who though, nor would I ever reveal it as it would end my career.
Shippy secretly converted to Islam in 2018.
Sometimes (all the time), I get confused, and forget we just vent here, and sometimes it's not somebody trolling the thread.
Might chop off my fingers, and get a carer to sign a NDA, and have them as my typing aide, then I can still browse, but whenever I ree and shout "TYPE THIS", I'll have somebody to say "are you fucking stupid?" to me.
I'm not an incel. Sometimes I just enjoy posting drivel. There's no deeper meaning behind it than that
Alri Ariana Grande?
LARPing is haram. That's why he handed the character over to Alan Cudwell
My cock has a date with my wife's mouth in a little bit. Oh aye x.
proof?
No, just ambisinister at times.
I am Wagner of X-Factor fame.
Yeah we know Callum. Don't worry you've got enough plausible deniability. You hint about it often enough on X anyway
I converted to Islam to marry my wife my names Omar Muhammad
Tell us more, why did he do this, what were his motivations? Is he a sincere believer or just doing it for a specific purpose?
Same but my name is Omar Muhammad (first name Mohammad).
Sweet, nice to meet you omar lad.
Hi Jamaican baby mama is actually muslim.
You're well known in the advertising world but this is going to far calling yourself a 'known' public figure
Fuck it idc about doxxing, my name is Charlie.
/deepfeel/: HHL created your Wikipedia page
This is so far from the truth
Me? My name is Jimothy but I go by Nightshade.
By known public figure do you mean YouTuber with a silver button, or like properly 25% of the UK population would instantly know who you were from your name
NTA, but, deepfeel, he was ousted from brit/pol/, came here and saw we posted apu a lot, then decided to call himself helphelper so then any apus posted became about him.
He's nigga tier. But I don't think it's right posting images of his family.
Fuck me some drivel tonight, lads. New record of drivelry I reckon.
second, its quite freeing to be able to post any drivel to this site without repercussion.
Never understood his ousting from Brit/pol/ but I am aware of it. That said Brit/pol/ is incredibly toxic. Used to be all about Eddie and Pruesse, now I never see them mentioned but 'Josh' is literally all they've spoken about for a year now. Very toxic place.
I think people jump from thread to thread, I like a bit of Anon Babble now and again. But some take drama to each thread, try and act the same way no matter what board they are on.
He copied an Apu poster from brit/pol called Fren
Elon Musk? That's probably too far for him to post here, although he 100% posts on Anon Babble.
Some CEO of a finance firm posted a Anon Babble shitpost and was having a serious discussion about it as a possible economic model. This place is insane at times. I think this is almost certainly a BN LARP but I like the 5% possibility that it's real.
But you're right, where else does some hyper scrutinised celebrity go to speak to normal people unfiltered.
I like to think we have some celebrity lurkers who treat this place their own little personal soap opera
Watch Coronation Street
Get excited about the various storylines
Coronation Street actors come here
Excited to see what language I'll buy next and from which Oxfam
Little home theater is starting to come together now, few beers as a end of day treat then properly mount the projector in the morning.
Post some pics lad. Anything to make the thread even remotely interesting.
I fucking hate Sean so fucking much it's unreal.
As a famous person, how much do know about britfeel personalities, our very own thread celebrities like HHL or Crossmong.
Giving Helen's tuppence a good seeing to
Whats he done to you?
only real lids know what used to go on in the golden lion in basingstoke back in the day
I know why we call each other lids, but I'm also an piece of shit.
Rust > Python
There, I said it. Get over it. Cope. Seethe. Dilate.
Fuck Woral x
im sticking with javascript x
So we are in the fuck this and fuck that stage of his performance
Indeed lad. Cunt had the audacity to say "well done" for a 22 bong return on a 100 bong betting slip
Feel free to leave the theatre at any moment
i'm in swanage me laad i'm in swanage me laad
I generally do lad. Go and watch something
Wempted to go out and get smashed but probably just gonna stay in and rattle off these widerz x
Oh my God lads our posts are going to be on corrie or emmerdale for a new incel storyline. I cant wait. My mum and brother watch Corrie.
Imma keep it classic HHL style tonight. Just garn these widerz and order in a wizza. Only trouble out there. Bullies and drama x
No Apuettes turned up to the big pond in Feel Street Victoria Park today. I'd never seen the lids look so disappointed. So far spawning is going very bad according to stats from SPACCA.
Apologies for the late response lad I was out getting a webab. Good deal for a tenner you get more food at the local than at McDonalds. No picture sadly I couldnt be bothered, sorry.
Never heard of whoppers and joosters lad. Not too fond of that American candy stuff you see in supermarkets they usually cost 3 times more than the British stuff.
You drink like a girl so those cans will last you all night
Might be tempted to text your plug if you go out and get smashed. Widerz won't hurt you x
bet he does the thinnest lines possible too
Any good winnings on the wrand wational lad?
Yanklass loves these posts kek. So do I to be fair.
Won fuck all lid.
Full scale HHL regime collapse today.
So many bridges burned. Might as well just become a Ruthlid style shut in now.
I'm a Saturday night loser.
Sorry to hear that lad. Would have been a right good day if you won something. Twolls fuming. Could have had a free webab tonight if those giddy up horses were fast enough.
Broadway Boy's fall was symbolic as the fall of Welper's World and Britain.
It's over lid. The bad guys have won.
ever considered the fact you attract the bullies and drama?
victim blaming
Nice one dickhead x
touched a nerve did I, lad? x
Stay strong welper. Every Dog has its day. And remember this quote and stand proud. Get back up and get fighting once again.
careful lad, he'll claim you pushed him to suicide soon
The regime has collapsed now the insurgency begins x
went to tesco to do the shop because I cba doing it sunday, fkn drunk people everywhere, not comfy
Won good money from the horses over the last few days
I think I have issues (of the mind), but for now.
FUCKEN BOOGIE TIME INNIT
youtube.com
The exact moment Welper's world collapsed and we entered the dark timeline.
It over x
The fact Broadway Boy was winning for like 27 of 30 fences as well. Unreal.
It not right.
I think another choon should be played. There I said it.
Broadway Boy winning the Grand National would have unironically been the beginning of a new national renewal.
The fall heard around the world x
Bet it's been a while since you blasted this aloud. Gowon, treat yourselves.
Broadway Boy x Flamingo Land
Corrie already had an alt right incel storyline a while back with David's son. Someone got stabbed I think.
Hope somebody doesn't get pushed into a canal by this corrie actor. We've already one poster inna canal, we don't need anymore.
Shout out OG lenlad.
Apparently Broadway Boy's jockey got badly hurt as well. Hero. He rode gloriously for Helper's World x
express.co.uk
Labour MP Dan Norris is arrested on suspicion of rape and child sex offences after police raid
Did you get yourself barred from the wocal?
Matt Chapman says the horse will be okay.
Broadway Boy. Vets happy. Monitoring for next 24 hours. But again very hopeful he will be okay. Connections loath to say anything quite yet just in case.
Even a placing would have made me a profit
fucking YANKS your FUCKING headphones off your FUCKING head
8 QUID A PINT
Labour is full of nonces. Remember that Keir Starmer let Jimmy Saveloy off the hook. I also think the 'Labour covered up the grooming gangs to protect Muslims' narrative doesn't tell the whole truth, I bet loads of white Labour councillors were having a go on the girls too.
Watching diner drive in and dives and thinking of happier times ;_;
Thats my theory as to why it was covered up for so long. The pakis were the pimps, the wranglers so to speak who got the girls to supply them to the ruling classes. Politicians, Judges, police chiefs, high ranking military officers ect. Why do you think labour decided not to investigate further? Because it would have implicated them as accessories to the cover up. I dont think people realise how big peadohillia is in the upper echelons of society in these clandestine cloak and dagger clubs. Its all connected in the top ranks, they all serve each other and are bound by blood with blackmail.
Nonces really sicken me. Like the real fucked up ones who go after actual children, not just young girls. Think I'd kill one with my bare bands.
Also keking at the thought of reform gaining another MP because of this. They will hammer down hard on this seat because theres doing to be an by election because he will be removed from the party maybe even imprisoned (doubt it) Even though I dont like the cunts at reform it will light a spark up labours arse to do better.
Broadway Boy lives on to fight another day. Imagine the absolute scenes if he won the 2026 Grand National. Fucking hell.
I Agree. Even Jesus hated peados.
Anyways. No more wolitics. How did everyones Saturday go? Did everybody have a good day?
like that lad who was responsible for a decent proportion of all wikipedia pages
Slept most of it because I got pissed on Friday
Electric was out most of the day but had nice leftover curry chicken dinner then ice cream. Have overdone it on vidya so going to start a new show tonight maybe. Lost money on the horses (10 quid corrrrr). You?
I unironically think you're just saying that to get him worked up into an ego frenzy, or to wind up posters that don't like him.
Think I'll order me wizza about half 11. Just finishing off them widerz now.
Maybe there's hope for the Welper regime yet
Fuck it might as well just get wissed now x
How many cans have you got lad?
He doesn't unironically have a pro-nonce candidate on his ballot paper
Maybe there's hope for the Welper regime yet
It's faint but it's still there. A barely lit candle flickers in the dark.
You wouldn't do any such thing you little power fantasist
On me 8th can now. Got about 5 left.
Kinda want whiskey danny boy style now but mixing drinks is never a good idea.
Still listen to this tune you dropped a few months back
it's a classic BN drivel/dross/dolly/nappy master post
how come welper had an oven wizza at like 11pm last night if the carers make it for him? surely they're not working at that time to make him a wizza?
Same lad been sleeping a lot more recently. Dont know whats gotten into me.
Not played video games today. Sometimes I just loose interest very quickly depending on what mood im in. Im just training my Pokemon to level 100 for stadium when I eventually get it. Takes a long time to get them to lv 100 though. I will do it eventually.
Dont do gambling me. Never have done. But I do enjoy seeing the giddy up horses run around the tracks.
Wempted to go down shop and get a wokkle of whiskey now
nah don't, stick to your cider and have yer pizza
I'm sipping on some wack waniels right now de lid, bit of ice to soften it up
24 hours care
I made the post and I'm not BN
Prove you're not wearing a nappy, you perfidious jock bastard
speaking of nappies, i genuinely shat myself before
You're not man enough for spirits lad as you've proven it many times
Your credit is fine Mr Allan x
I don't really gamble either but for some reason it's a tradition for my family to bet on the Grand National.
What's your favourite Pokemon game of all time? Probably Emerald for me next to Mystery Dungeon Blue.
I remember getting Pokemon Dash with my DS and that was utter bollocks.
Stumptown didn't have a good time out there either. Not a good day for the britfeel betting syndicate.
Towards rear, badly hampered 3rd, hampered by faller 21st, tailed off when pulled up after 3 out (trainer said, regarding the poor form shown, gelding was unsuited by the drying good to soft ground on this occasion which in his opinion was riding faster than ideal; vet found the gelding to be lame on his right-hind and had also sustained a wound to his right-hind)
Medicine.
Mecicine is what it is.
Bonefide cure all x
Want to put my willy in a girl's tuppence
Lush. Danny boy style that.
Just sticking to me widerz me. I'd go off the rails if I got on the whiskeys tonight.
First I'm HHL, now I'm BN
YOU WERE ALWAYS THE BEST OF THEM LLOYD
Why do you become like an emotional girl when you drink
Growing up I played gold first in 2000 and then went back and played red and a year later I got Crystal in 2001 and stopped after that. I did own a GBA but never thought of playing Pokemon again because it was considered gay and cringe if you still liked Pokemon after the craze died down around 2002-03ish. my first return back to the Pokemon series after that was on the 3ds with Pokemon X and then was back into the series and went back and played platinum and black and white 1 and 2 because the 3ds was backwards compatible. Still to this day I havent played gen 3 for some reason.
Strange Pokemon was always popular even when I was a teenager. Emerald was massive I had the strategy guide so always brought it into school to show people how to get legendaries (not everyone had internet then). Mystery Dungeon Blue was massive too even though it wasn't a traditional Pokemon game.
I played a lot of Pokemon Stadium round my mates house who had a N64. We played the mini games so much they were lush. They need to step up their game with the mainline series. Scarlet and Violet were laughably bad instead of just being boring as Sword and Shield were.
waiting for the pizza picture
Covid theme tune
Would have had a go on Claire in her prime. Always makes me laugh when the Lostprophets dude was arrested for noncing everyone was calling Ian from Steps a nonce cause he has the same name.
I didn't choose to be borns x
True, but there are some evils that we do choose.
Flamingo Land arcades vibes circa 2005 x
Never said that you were HHL you flid
Yeah the mini games were very good in stadium. I think I played the mini games more than I played the actual battling game kek. As for the newer pokemon titles I played sword a while ago and thought that was ok a bit mediocre. Not played scarlet and violet.
So-called mates being snakey af. Fuck em.
Rather drink on me own anyways.
don't want to hear your shite lad if you haven't got the balls to say it to them then don't post it here
Might just fuck off this wizza now.
Cba me. Might just drink the rest of these cans and crash out.
Lol I was listening to that specific song about 20 times yesterday. The algorithm links all /britfeel/ers
It's a difficult feel isn't it. Don't really like your smackhead mates but if you don't have them you don't have anyone
Sunderland is full of evil people.
Fuck this city. If I was dying in the gutter they would walk right over me. Sick city and sicker people.
Got a psychiatric evaluation tomorrow lads. I hope they dont find any more mental illnesses. 3 is enough thank you very much. If I dont post for a while Ive been sectioned. Kek. Hope they allow gameboy colors in the funny farm.
On a Sunday?
You'll be grand, lad. Just be honest and hopefully you'll get help you need. Didn't know they saw people on a Sunday.
In bed a bit earlier tonight. Normally don't go until I've done wordle at midnight. Perhaps I'll read a book or do some memrise
Every out to get me even though I'm not a threat to anyone. Tells you everything.
Sick of this bollocks every weekend you're a fucking broken record.
Just imagine a nuclear meltdown at Hinckley point and half the country was evacuated north. 102,000 Southern refugees assigned to Sunderland. Everyone has to have a souf FC living with them
Don't take the pills de lid. They poison you and kill your soul. Fuck the NHS in general. They want to snuff out lads like us.
It fetish for them x
Yes oddly enough. I thought that as well. Its on the psychiatrist ward at my local hospital so that might be why its on Sunday Im not sure.
Ok lad thanks. Just hope they dont do anything to me kek.
If you don't like it fuck off to another general. Even better, how about you get some mates and a gf and spend time with them
Good advice lod, all those psychiatric meds are worse than street drugs. Side effects are very severe and worse than the illness
Hit a nerve have I Helper?
Same poster? Been called BN and HHL
Based. Tell that normie faggot where to go.
Anyone who is against me is human cancer.
If you're against me or what I stand for then you're absolutely worthless and you know what you need to do x
Truth that some won't like but it needs to be said
Around these parts we respect the UK chairman.
Afraid not de lad- such is the nature of anonymous image boards
No one is perfect but Helper is a decent bloke that harms no one and is a proud patriot. Good enough for me.
Fair enough. I'm being accused of being everyone tonight
I stand for what is right
Only evil peopel oppose me x
Grand national might be over but odds are still being offered on the volkshalle scene by 2am of 2/1
Almost cheated on my wife again at a work conference.
don't let the evil people lurking here rile you up to the point you piss your nappy, little lad x
Pretty much the truth lad. No harm in womfing around is there. Lots of evil people out there that don't get criticised but 1 guy on bennies really upsets seethers
Do not oppose HHL
Just shag this lass. Used to be tolerated within a marriage she'll probably secretly respect you even more for it if she suspects
Can't risk it.
How would wife even find out
I'd tell her.
Part of the fantasy here isn't even about shagging this woman per se, it's the fact that it would be in a Marriott hotel. quite tragic how the changing nature of work these days is causing those bonvoy levels to evaporate faster than a puddle on a hot summer's day
Finishing off these ciderz then I go beddingtons.
Not worth my time x
No the fantasy is that this woman at the conference has an ass that I want to be suffocated by
This story is bollocks.
Garn do me wordle then garn beddington I think
The story that a stranger at a work conference, where unbelievable amounts of alcohol is being drunk, its flirting with me and that I am really wanting to fuck her because I'm really attracted to her, but won't because I'm married... is unbelievable?
Bit of Ariana x
Yeah, absolute bollocks. Feel guilty even thinking this might have been a BN LARP
Fake friends on tap
Know where I stand nows x
what widerz are you supping lad, and how many have you got left?
SMashed through the Thatchers. On the Strongbows now. Only got 3 left.
End of era de lid
I find watchers to be a bit too sweet, and wrongbow a bit too chemically for my liking. Wenry Westons all the way de laaaad
Pet Sematary in beddingtons. Nighty nite x
6th in the national oh aye
william hill pay out for this
shout out britfeel drinkers
I could still order out now but only the grim places are open for delivery. It all taxpayer funded x
get wokey instead xxx only live once
Fuck that. Been there done that, never as good as you think it will be. Rather save me money.
It's been the end of an era that many times with Helper there'll be none left for the rest of us.
I am the only britfeel poster that matters really let's be honest.
you're the entry level britfeel trip
I am the king of the kings x
Good sleepington this was earlier, was it not
Corrrrr, the special effects in the original Child's Play really hold up to be honest. Very creepy film. No wonder it scared me as a kid.
Just spoke to me mate from manchester. All kicking off on easter weekend. He coming to Sunderland.
Garn be some commotions.
easter bunny fetch that wag x
Garn be some commotions me. Full scale welper.
Waggingtons on tap x
The goyslop of britfeel trips
Helper you ever been to Ireland?
Been pushed to suicide me x
I still survive
I go Ireland later this year.
Ireland belongs to me. I am the God of Irish mena and women.
corrr
you still recommend that closet club and old skool?
closet club and old skool?
Dive bars. Avoid x
SUnderland night life is disgrace in life x
Everythign I done
SHould be loyal to me x
Everyone wants to me kill myself x
Nobody cares if the likes of me die.
Me and Broadway Boy are on the same page.
Innocents punished by a cruel society.
In fact I think many here would celebrate my death.
Demons x
Necking these ciders then garn beddingtons
Fuck the lot of ya
Wotton weye woe
XXX
Wish I'd left school at 16 and learned a trade.
DWP push me to suicide
American funded suicide encouragement for British NEETs. It's so obvious.
Trump can fuck off if he's pro-DWP and anti-white.
I want some wokey but I deleted my plugs number. I fell for the recovery meme.
It's over x
sober welper keeping you in your own lane x
I support you not wasting your money on booze and coke, not going out an getting yourself in unsafe situations you can't navigate while drunk and high (and won't be able to remember in the morning), and not feeling physically and mentally ill for days afterward.
Finished off me wooze now crashing out in beddingtons. Life's bettter without the wrugs x
Total loser hours is it kings? Oh it is. It is indeed.
Why do I bother trying to be real with drunks. They never understand anything anyway. Nobody has a clue about a single thing and they never will. My only real friend abandoned me and I'm alone forever and that's that.
thought the session was over
just found a full can in the fridge
HHL era shit playing out
Total loser hours is it kings?
Speak for yourself x
I'm not a loser x
use dark net it's as simple as using ebay or something
Avin' the reefer craze in drunkenshire lane in London never again. Winances. The Brighton pimpingtons are costly if I go corr. I want my mama let me drink and smoke in peace bloody dossers...
"Part time" family piss me off
Drop me a link de lid.
Wife is on the fritz again, been trying not to drink to no avail, bring on the weer away with the weed UK style I guess
GArn beddingtons now
Fuming me x
See what happens next time x
another fucking yank
Fuck off yank cunt. Your life is Truman Show cringe. Fuck Apple and fuck McDonalds x
hope you manage to find your bossmans number hhl
Do a wokey binge and have a stroke gay boy, I am a proper cunt cranky before bed weenie toucher
Vicious drunk
In beddingtons now fucking fuming xx
kys yankie boy
Mate ya life is pure Truman Show shite it's unreal. Fuck Trump. Fuck Apple. Fuck Tesla. Fuck Elon Musk. Fuck the lot x
You're a corporation not a real country.
America = Truman Show cringe.
Lmao fuck off. All Americans are NPCs.
Fuck off to America you middle-class cunts.
youtube.com
not right what seasidemark doing to this lad
thought he was against the trolls x
Hope WW3 breaks out and Russia and Iran nukes the fuck out of America just to spite British expats. Rich cunts don't deserve a happy ending.
You're going down with us. Rich people are fucking scum and deserve to die along with the poor masses.
I don't mind dying in WW3 as long as the rich cunts suffer and die along with me. No one should escape.
Look at the fucking state of em. Rich people abuse and kill animals for fun.
No I will not feel sorry for you dying in WW3. IF millions of poor people have to die in WW3 then so should you fucking pieces of human cancer x
Rich people like the Trump family are human cancer.
Worst of the worst. Pure evil x
Horrendous horror they inflict on us
Trump family have tortured and killed animals for fun. Like halal and Muslims. It's evil.
No souls. They have no souls.
I'm going to sleeps now.
I rest my case. Rich people = human cancer.
Nighty night x
becomes fucking che guevara when he's drunk
Pipe down ya faggot
Rich people are human cancer just like you.
vicious drunkard
abusive alcoholic that takes his rage out on vulnerable members of britfeel