/britfeel/

Summer is near
Hark, is that summer I hear?
Yes, because it is near

Full time lurker here
I enjoy HHL's posts, they do genuinely keep this place going.
I like lollers
Monis image has popped up on other pages (very mean)
Should pack the ruth stuff in (been saying that for years admitedly.
The corrr and fascinating and little lad stuff is funny.
Cheers (fascinating)

As I walk through the menagerie known as life
I don't want no strife
Urgh, sunburnt in the autumn field

go back to lurking m8

I need a good alternative to Stardew Valley and Rune Factory 4. Played them ones out. Coral Island looks good but too expensive.

Always forgotten
Treated like he's rotten
Almost causes fear
ANON IS HERE, we should cheer.

Should pack the ruth stuff in (been saying that for years admitedly.

This is you isn't it Ruth

Helper is definitely the worst poster in this thread. He is a narcissistic psychopathic leech taking resources away from those who need them more. He is addicted to drugs and alcohol and has Napoleon syndrome every time he indulges (because of his tiny cock and tiny stature). He is not a nice person. He always goes on about his enemies and people against him. Guess what? These people don't exist. It's all in his head because he thinks he's the centre of the universe when in reality he's a sad little man. You could even look over all this if he was nice to chat to but he's not; he is often irritable, he attacks other people for no reason and doesn't care to engage with other posters in any meaningful way. He just wants attention. If you're reading this Helper, you WILL die alone and nobody will care unless you change your fucking tune.

Me and HHL double teaming AOC, oh aye!

I really enjoyed the 'A celebrity posts here' LARP from yesterday

Thought you'd like this HHL. Broadway Boy is coming home x
bbc.co.uk/sport/horse-racing/articles/cwyqj1yx2pzo

He adds nothing to /britfeel/
It was nice when he got that 1 month ban

Trip on HHL

xD

Trip on Lollers

xD

Trip on Ruth

xD

Haven't a clue either. So strange how something like that is never taught in schools, it's almost like it's being gatekept.

Even during his ban he was posting here off trip

Had one of those chase-type dreamingtons again earlier corr

At least the other thing's working properly now, couldn't post at all earlier due to it

What 'other thing' is that then

Watching that Manchester derby me. Gwarn citeh.

Read that earlier lid. It lovely.

TFW 38yo bald manlet incel NEET autist.

Match with a 50yo on WeAreX.

Message her yesterday morning and left on read.

She finally replied an hour ago.

I respond when I see her message 15 minutes after.

Could be a chance to finally get some unpaid pussy.

She goes offline.

AAAAAAAAAAH!!!

bet that app is filled with blokes and fat bpd chicks

Been an underwhelming game so far. Doesn't feel like a derby tbqh. Both teams seem to be half arsing it like it's a pre-season friendly.

tfw no fitness gf

Hopefully we get them north east derbies next season oh aye

That thing has a penis.

Spacker spunk

Is your Manchester mate your best mate?

styling my hair
x
youtube.com/watch?v=4kTu6Aylfnc

Let's say a rollup, has a 30 puff lifetime. Today, I have had nearly 300 puffs on muh vape. Almost 10 rollups. I never smoked that amount per day before, maybe 6-7 max.
This sweet bitch is too nice, it's not right, desu.

So many mongs here in spoons. I reckon it must be about 20% autistic today

That's 80% less autistic than /britfeel/.

imagine living like a king some day
x

including yourself lad?

I dunno. I think /britfeel/ is very high functioning autism. I've clocked at least 15 people who are obviously on the spectrum. It autism society night tonight

38 years old

Zero (0) children

Sad. She doesn't deserve such a fate.

I'm counting myself as the boundary. Counting people more autistic than me

I was just looking through some old texts from my dad, before he fell into the industrial ham processing machine.

This is a special birthday memory. He used to call me "Roland" because he thought I looked like Roland from Grange Hill in the 1980s. It was a term of affection.

Is sign language universal? What if a deaf English person moved abroad, could they communicate with a foreign deaf person?

we all childless in life
x

all emo'd out today but in a good way
x

It's different though isn't it? Someone like rJenna would have a million blokes lining up to pump their seed in her

No. In fact not even Brits and Americans can communicate with each other

she pregnant apparently

Yep, turns out I was wrong - she gave birth in October.

Happy for her, though I hope that baby doesn't grow up to be a tard. 38 is very old to give birth.

It absolutely fucking lush. Oh aye

I just googled it, and there could be up to 300 different sign language languages.

I hope that baby doesn't grow up to be a tard

its gonna be harvey mk2, calling it now

they're talking about us on Anon Babble again

Kek
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erkan_Mustafa

tfw no mature giantess gf who likes me to rub her feet

thx for the memories even though they werent so grate x

One of the autists was sat on a table on his own, had to walk past him en route to get my tea refill. He absolutely stank

Spitting image of Shippy

Fuck sake they're setting up a big projector microphone and speakers. Wtf is going on

Half the time people come up to me in the street and hurl weird abuse at me. The rest of the time they come up and say that I should fight one of the local bullies.

wish i was a few inches taller
id be an unstoppable sex god

Corrrr that's ze takeaway necked
My ass is about to get 4x fatter and it lush

Not many bluebells or primroses this year...

I'm 6'2 and my sex life has been very lacklustre

I would kill to sniff her arse after a workout.

same but if i was taller and more attractive and in better shape and i could talk to woman and not be a spastic
and if i had a better job and showered more often

plarrrrp

job

tru this is 90% of my problems

This, although I do shower often

Well that was one shit game of football. Terrible advertisement for the Premier League. Seen Sunday league games with more passion.

We all Eric Cartman in life.

Very happy with how productive I was today

Can't all be as good as your spacker team de lid.

Just checked the score to see 0-0 4 minutes into extra time. Grim for fans who were looking forward to it

Does the spacker-a-side league have much passion?

Inspired by their Hamas dollies innit. Aim a big fuck off missile directly a Piccadilly Gardens, won't lose anything.

/deepfeel/ that celebrity who posted last night was HHL off trip. It's a little known fact he's one of the countries best players in the spacker league

When I was at school, I worked for about a year on a physics theorem. It was about the relationship between energy and light. I took it to a friend of my dad's who was the head of Light Entertainment at Channel 4. I'd already sent him my theory and he said to come in for a chat. He said '"Sit down and watch this". It was a video explaining basically another theory, exactly the same as what I had written! They even had the same name for the theory that I'd come up with! It had taken me a year to do it all, and so I was thinking had I told anyone about this?

Corr looks lush de lid. Might do Steak club Tuesday next week. Oh aye.

Dollies and flame wars now you're back from king?

Can't see the appeal of watching a bunch of millionaire pansies prance and fall around a field for 90 minutes.

Polished it off. Some magician has just come in and is going to do a performance in a bit. Very odd desu

You shouldn't have told me during that romantic weekend on the moors.

Corrr too much foodington on the naze
Maybe more Wopranos soon

Jokes aside our league is pretty competitive. Some good teams in our league. One of the lads who played for us played for Scotland's deaf team.

Serious transfer fees

LMAO. Total lack of self awareness with you. Fucking mong.

You sound like a very unhappy lad

football is pure shite

I find it bizarre that some people (like Ebin, for example) don't look back on their time posting on /britfeel/ fondly. It's because he thinks he is better than /britfeel/. At the end of the day, if he didn't enjoy it, fair enough, but /britfeel/ set you on a path. Don't be ashamed to talk about your past, because it's your past that makes you what you are today. I say that to everybody in life! And I'd say that to you Ebin, if you're reading this. Which you're not. You bastard.

Last line set me off

Nah, I just hate Helper with a passion. He's a grifting evil cunt who never takes responsibility for anything.

Spontaneous Wub quiz. Corr. Didn't know spoons did that

His bennies are a pittance of the hundreds of billions taxed and spent each year, let alone literal trillions in debt

Need an app to do the pub quiz

Living with so much hate in your heart for some bloke on the Internet you've never even met before. Sad.

Wonder if Norrie ever did a spontaneous pub quiz in the Lennox Arms.

Yeah but the point remains he doesn't deserve them because he's a lying prick.

It's just footmong. He samefags constantly as well to make it look like HHL is deeply unpopular.

pub quizzes not really my thing

Actually I have met Helper.

Nothing sad about it I've been reading his shite for years and he is a net negative on the universe.

Why not? IQ too low? x

Mad how all the dolly drama and seethe stopped all at once and all started up again at the same time

Sounds like jealousy, possibly even 'wage rage'

You don't know that. His contributions to Wikipedia justify his bennies

I've never posted feet in my life you prick. He's another annoying fucking mong who shits up the thread.

Got myself a cash injection classic seasideomar style. Me GoPro days are over, God willing.

I can imagine it's either all or nothing and you must get some players having meltdowns mid game. If it's competitive, are there rules on the disabilities, like you need a balanced level of disability on each team?

Very high quality post this one, enjoyed it

How was he notified that he was being closed down when receiving a pass

HHL is deeply unpopular. If you can't parse writing styles to tell that there are at least 5 people and probably more who hate him here I don't know what to tell you. He's a scummy bennies fraud addict.

Only rule is no slide tackling but people do it anyway.

they never show up when we have the thread on Anon Babble tho, curious is it not

i have created this image macro

worried that april fools joke has kept some of THEM around so we'll have to do this the old fashioned way, no more being nice

oh fuck i should have included whatever "Anon Babble" is

god is a girl
x

Balding paedophile on minimum wage

he's sometimes sweet in a way, but i wonder if this is the same stockholm syndrome thing as when battered housewives stay with abusive men (irl abusive not internet abusive)

Have you ever been sent off?

No point even getting out of bed when nobody wants you

I called the first /bantfeel/. I can't fully remember the reason for doing it, probably a lot of bants going on in the thread before.

If you've ever buried your knob in a girl's tuppence you don't have depression. It's as simple as that.

Anonymous keyboard warrior. Is there anything more pathetic.

rewatched Dogma recently. had fun but i decided to end my Kevin Smith marathon there. there was this weird period where the writing came off actually sharp, even the 'WOW guys it's talking about POP CULTURE just like ME' type stuff
i think people take it for granted that wasn't once some Reddit/Reddit precursor/Marvel/even Joss Whedon stereotype, these were just goofy films after the Clerks guy got a bit more money and attention. like how the Spaced guy went on to do Scott Pilgrim

yeah Star Wars I-III aren't great and The Matrix sequels only have a few good action set pieces and moments, but they were all the buzz for years
imagine if The Mummy or Pirates of the Caribbean came out now, sub-80% on Rotten Tomatoes rubbish. wouldn't even be Flash cartoons quoting such guff.

No one gives a fuck shush

i like hhl

i've waffled before that moot had some specific naming scheme and outside of a few test boards, i really don't get why it would be "Anon Babble" and not '"/bi/", "Anon Babble" or something
maybe it was an attempt to de-politicise the site since frankly lulzsorandumb humour was 100% better. some Anon Babbletard wanders in to a board having actual discussions? yeah he can just fuck off. some Anon Babbleack? it derails the whole discussion.

this isn't even a meta-post because it is my feels. and it's so funny to me in the first place that you have what SHOULD be "the OC board" and it became the "forever alone"/"feels" board. humans in crowds are so fascinating.

that's not how you spell "thanks"
but yeah i agree i'm just going through withdrawals

more of a /drugfeel/ thing but how the fuck do yous cope? last week i was ITT chilled on codeine (didn't even know if it was safe to sleep) now i've had 3-4 alprazolams over DAYS and i don't even know how i'm sat at a computer. purely chemicals-in-the-brain stuff.

Scranning that Maccy D's lads

I'd guess /bi/ would be misleading, some may think sexual. Anon Babble not sure.
I also found that somebody had mentioned bantfeel in 2017. I don't think it was me, it was a long time ago.

Never really liked anything at McDonald's except the classics, Big Mac or Chicken sarnie every time

Those chips look raw

reckon she could rip a willy in half with her fanny

How's the marriage?

what the fuk is blud chatting about

lets pretend you're dolly

XD

downloaded another 10gb of porn

fucks sake

To find your pelvic floor muscles, tighten the muscles that you use to keep from passing gas or to stop urinating midstream. These actions use your pelvic floor muscles. You also can place your finger into your anus and squeeze as if trying to hold in urine. A feeling of tightness on your finger means you're squeezing the pelvic floor muscles

wh...why would you need to find them?

Watching The Monkey. Didn't realize it was a comedy horror thought it was gonna be like that Annabelle. Oh aye.

britfeel is so sheltered it's surprised someone that uses drugs is on a benefit as if most serious alcoholics or drug addicts aren't on some incapacity bennie

Baity newfag shows everyone he's a newfag.

I am 6ft 4 and I have never held a womans hand. Height has nothing to do with it.

gonna re-install project zomboid i think

Darby day football 0-0 no goals. Kek. Arab chest shitters paying billions for footmongs Earning millions of pounds a year and you cant even score a fuckin goal. Shite the lot of them. Seen better football in my P.E class in secondary school.

Nice and floppy like your cock

Ruth does this often to keep her tuppence nice and tight.

Alri tallbro I'm 6'4 as well. Hardly ever see anyone my height out and about.

not sure about any of them. i abandoned all my friends - not the other way around.

I'm scared of lag now on most games, it's very disheartening, and stops me playing. This year will be a new PC year methinks (if I scrape together enough funding), keep that seperate for gay ming, and just use my old PC for shitposting and every day purposes.

You're such a fucking NPC. Sad!

I meant your own marriage to Andreas wasn't it?

To all the killers and the fifty quid billas

Conversely I am 5 ft 3 and have had sex seven times. 5 women and two troons.

One night stands all of them?

any hole is a goal x

Yeah I've never been in a relationship. A few were from hookups on dating apps and a few from nights out when I was younger. I wasn't the bottom in the troon case.

Get on that Mobland grind. It new

p-pwease pretend to be a fwead dolly and play with me

curious how they survive in the outside world of Great Britain. using marriage as an arbitrer of success, they're just RPing as psychopaths online but IRL they're normal people. okay cool, i'd rather you cut the act, but whatever.

so you're out with your wife and two sprogs in your Nissan Micra (paid for) leaving your nice starter home your parents bought you with your BSc degree (that was 9k/year, obviously), about to head to Waitrose for the WEEKLY shop, say someone approaches you. not someone like me who's soft as shite: a proper nutter who doesn't give a fuck and WILL cut you.

"oh dearest, how ever droll! the mirth and barbarity of such an act! why, i grew up on an internet thinking Steam and YouTube were NORMAL! to think: there are my fellow countrymen outside my semi-detached new build acting so uncouth?! rudeness online is one thing - but this, this could cause ME harm!"

we all ahve our coping strategies, i suppose

Ever shag anyone taller than you?

paramount+

lmaoooo pls

Black monday tomorrow, trump lynched within 7 days

t. can't afford 5 quid a month

I wonder how many men alive today have experienced blowjobs on two consecutive days without having to ask for them.

It seems like such a relatively mundane thing, oh a guy got two blowjobs? Yeah, but literally one day after another and not having to ask his gf/wife at all for it. Just those little caveats turn it from mundane to virtually unthinkable.

Maybe, MAYBE 0.001% of men have experienced this. Absolutely insane when you think about it.

Maybe an inch or two taller but not massively. I'm mostly into girls around my own height and bottom androgynous twinks even though I'm short myself. Not into getting fucked in the ass personally.

Bit of a bangeroni this one ngl

youtube.com/watch?v=g5k8DexrhKg

It's not that I can't afford it it's that all they make is absolute slop even lower tier than Netflix or Amazon.

Literally almost every guy that isnt a complete sperg has experienced this

They have Frasier which is good

feeling proper tired

The reboot? I have the original Frasier and Cheers on DVD. Don't need a subscription for that. I thought the reboot was shit.

why, i grew up on an internet thinking Steam and YouTube were NORMAL!

and then, but a few posts later:

>t. can't afford 5 quid a month

i was taking the piss. i thought i was inventing fiction. satire. you are being serious in your satirical piss-taking. you don't even work for this company.

What is blud on about yo?

crackhead stuff

Yea I enjoyed the reboot. Watched all of it during a free 7-day trial though lmao

Might give it another go I didn't stick with it. OG Frasier is one of my favourites though. People seem to LOVE Yellowstone but just seems like Dallas for a new generation or something. That one dude writes half their fucking shows nowadays.

That isn't even remotely true. Most men, even ones in relationships, are near terminally starved of sexual attention. Women simply don't put the effort in unless the guy is Chad.

I hate Sean so fucking much I really can't describe it.

Don't bother then.

debating killing myself don't think I can honestly take another month of this shit

I don't follow this shite, but I did come across something which said that Jonathan Majors - the guy who played Kang i.e. the Thanos of the new avengers movies - got dropped from the MCU after beating the shit out of his ex-girlfriend kek.

Same pal. OG Frasier is something I can binge watch on a Sunday morning and just veg out on the sofa with a hangover. Yellowstone I haven't tried, just looked boring.

"wokkles"

*informs the apus that the big wheel keeps on turning*

IVE GOT FIFTY FREE WOCKLES OF WEER
IVE GOT FIFTY FREE WOCKLES OF WEER...
IVE GOT FIFTY FREE WOCKLES OF WEER!

got a poo coming on

I don't drink that much in 5 years.

Having said that, I did have a Spitfire last month and that was alright.

dont think ive drank that much in my life desu

Went through a 15 can a day habit that turned into a bottle of vodka a day habit til I quit. Bad news chappies

normies only contribute to society cause they get rewarded by sex and relationships. if you have neither of these things you have no need to keep the wheels going.

MARK WAS DONE SANFORD LANE

youtube.com/watch?v=GLpsJVTBISM

Is jammer dead? Been 4 days since a vid

hes busy sorting ruth out

I have never experienced intetcourse with a female.

Females get free gifts from random men online. Can't help but think it's some old man in his 40s sending her stuff. A young lad is unlikely to have any disposable income.

Think I shall play some online woker...

The Monkey was pretty good. Doesn't take itself seriously and some of the deaths are pretty funny. Watching Sleepy Hollow now, personally one of my favourite Jonny Depp films x

Watching Sleepy Hollow now

womfy night viewing mate x

Maybe he is too depressed lately. I would be depressed too working unskilled jobs all my life and now taking care of my dementia dad. His sister has her own family and he has no one. He keeps saying he doesn't want a family to bring in this cruel world but deep down that is just cope.

New video 4 hours ago mong.

Imagine being single for 19 years.

youtu.be/f46XCOgcIXg

Where is crossylad

"They shall be my finest disappointments, these men who give nothing to the treasury. Like takeaway containers I shall stack them, and in the furnace of the DWP forge them. They will be of pathetic will and gelatinous gut. In oversized tracksuits shall I clad them, and with the mightiest of mummy's wifi will they be armed. They will be untouched by sunlight or gainful employment, no ambition will blight them. They will have imageboards, terrible opinions, and anime figurines such that no productive task can ensnare them. They are my bulwark against responsibility. They are the Defenders of the Boxroom. They are my Space Wasters, and they shall know no job."

he looks old af for 19

She does not like millennial saddos.

BritNormie retired the character to focus more on Yanklass

and they shall know no job."

heh, laughed at this bit

watch Hell House LLC

thinks he's single because of "social skills"

How do men fall for this psy-op?
It's because you're bald, have no eyebrows, downturned eyes, pointy ears, effeminate skin tone and you are fat. And most likely short considering shit genetics tend to be a package deal

Notworker 40,000

mite go bed
my eyes are tired
x

Its not a psyop. I know fat bald ugly retards who get pussy because they can say dumb normie things that girls laugh at, or because they carry themselves with confidence or have some level of charisma. Or rizz as the kids call it.

But loads of ugly men with great social skills are in relationships. And loads of average and even pretty decent looking lads with autism struggle to get a relationship

im cute as fuck i only ever was able to get girlfriends on the internet though

effeminate skin tone

wut? there are masculine and feminine skin tones now?

Need to wash my cock

dont know what bluds yapping about soft "feminine" skin is a good thing

True. He's not attractive and women have the flexibility to pick from thousands of men on online dating apps these days. He is lucky to have gotten 1 brief relationship when he was 20 before all this crap. He may as well stay single now because menopausal women in his age range are grim to look at. It's important to get stable love early on in life.

wash mine in the sink after i take a piss

me? have to go to a carwash to wash my cock, wont fit nowhere else

If I looked like this, I could chat to a 19yo and have her in my bed the same day. She would find the 'tism cute.

x is my sweet little princess. He love his mammy. He love his cat. He love the bible and banging tunes. He's not a "character".

Men need love and sex. UK is terrible for white men.

/deepfeel/: Uncle Jammer Talks is SCEA

Men need love and anal sex

I'm talking about him being pale. There's a reason the phrase "tall, dark and handsome" exists, women prefer tan skin

There is a lot of forbidden knowledge that has been lost over the centuries, but it has been rapidly eradicated recently.

It's very difficult in today's society for men to get women, especially if you're an average guy and women's standards are through the roof.

28 and haven't touched a woman in a decade.

Thought women love men with hair. Don't know why he can't get a crumb of pussy.

The Roman Empire was so full of old money, that some of it is still sloshing around today

he looks very 12th century

he's definitely got to be some Anon Babble poster.

Think this game is a write off already

That might be true but it has nothing to do with what I said

me? two passports and one passport card

Bill is making you out a mong

Corrr get in there Shippy, play another and show Bill how it's done

Corr, pulling it back

Looks is what determines your appeal to females. Within a second a female can make a decision on whether you are deserving of her pussy or a threat. Often attractive men are the most violent towards females as they can get away with abuse. This only further makes unattractive men even more of a threat. If an an attractive man can be violent, then you must be even worse. This is one reason you will never have sex. You will become the thing females fear.

You wouldn't struggle getting a relationship if you're attractive. It would be very easy to get sex on online dating apps if you're top 5% of men even with poor social skills.

Bill (computer) won

Fuck sake, I gave him the King and Queen as well

The problem with government is they think they can solve the growing rise of misogyny and incels. They can't. When men don't see any possibility of getting sex and relationships it's only natural to hate females. Especially when females dozens of men every year but only the most attractive from their hookup apps.

Sexless men do not need to contribute to society if they don't get sex and love. That's why men are mentally ill and hate women nowadays.

5 would suit me very nicely here, even a 9 would do

drew a 2, but this'll do nicely

Normal love for cat
Forbidden love 4 mammy

forbidden love for st*pdad

Feel for this poor lad. Many British sluts wear revealing gym clothing outside of the gym these days to attract a Chad. They try to adjust their clothes when an unattractive man is in their vicinity. The thought of him seeing her sexually upsets her so much. Stuff like that hurts. It signals they only want a world of Chads and men like that should not be in society. I'm guess he's so ugly that he will nevee show his face. His voice is at least not too bad.

youtu.be/io7K1HyIU-o

Will a whore let me fuck her wareing a gimp mask?

Taking st*pdad to court for custody of mammy

I don't need to feel for him, I live just like him, that flash of disgust or horror when a woman firsts looks at you, the way they close or cover over the top of their blouse even though I never even looked at their chest, the cold and aggressive one word answers when you try to talk to them, the way they awkwardly excuse themselves as quickly as possible to get away from you, etc, etc.

Aldi wagies kicking off accusing a white man of stealing. The only theft is our culture from immigration. The British flag in the background may as well be taken down. This isn't the Britain I grew up in. Absolute scumbag that dinghy security.
youtu.be/2FbngH1pVv0

Former Adult Film Star Rae Lil Black Converts to Islam Following Eye-Opening Visit to Malaysia

Now this is tradthotmaxxing

Britain not great
Kingdom not united.

that isn't even remotely true

Google so shit these days, I just use CHAT GPT.

Watching videos to intentionally get yourself wound up and impotently linking them is it king?

t. Never originally seen a vagina

As an ethnic male being treated like this by security is an extremely common occurrence to where I started just shopping online. The fact that this is rare enough for white people that he started recording a video shows how easy you have it.

tfw other birds look at me more than the gf does

wish shed touch my fucking dick

How comes whenever an auditor goes into a shop something bad happens? Is it really this bad these days if you don't look right?

I have managed to play a ridiculously good hand with the dire card I've been dealt.

That isn't even remotely true pal

when was the last time you spoke to a "female" that wasn't your mum?

Why yes, I am watching Tilde's latest video, what gave it away?

Up at 7 this morning, just starting to feel like i've woken up and it's nearly time for bed.
Fucking state of this.

You need to reply to the specific post you're addressing lad

Started having little panic attacks. Fucked. I'm falling apart

how the fuck does that work, bit weird. Was meant to get up at 7 but thought fuck it I'll have an extra hour because I speak to no one and basically dont exist so why not

Photoshopping text messages to get st*pdad kicked out the house for having an affair

bit mean that lad, I know hes piping your mum n that but come on. Couldn't imagine having a step parent, I reckon it'd feel really uncomfy on a subconscious level.

how did you even find this video?

Aye lad but I have been hungover all day but been up since 7

Rewatching Wrison Wreak. Early 2000s TV is peak

I'm depressed for about 8 hours after i get up and then my mood slowly gradually improves, now, 10pm im ready to face the day

Don't do it lad, it will break your mum's heart.

That happens to me too. The trick for me is to wake up really late. The evenings make my mood better

I like to do the old get up instantly before my brain can process the horrors and quickly make the bed so I'm not tempted to get back in it because I get a bit funny over having a well made bed and I'm never tempted to get back on it once its made. If I dont I just dont get up because whats the point.

If my son says the texts are real the texts are real

I'm not crossy just offering ideas for his quality of life

Cross dolly is trending on britfeel

BritNormie came up with the conept of a 'Slogo', where a company's logo is itself a slogan. That alone was what essentially made his career.

will have no old trek to watch after enterprise

I like crossy until he has a drink. hhl I just hate whether sober or not

Love driving down the motorway me. Oh aye x

You've been baiting anons all day lad, probably bedtime soon?

Knowing a man who isn't your dad is regularly shagging your mother, probably up the arse too, and having to just be fine with it and even call him your step dad and act civil is fucked up when you think about it

Went scouting today x

moving to cornwall it meant to be
proper earworm that de lid
he has a hit

You won't be able to Picca my dilly if you don't guard your ends

Reckon 2027 will be an interesting year, time really is ticking

You might even get on with the guy as a person, but in the back of your mind you'd always want to kill him slightly

Remember, it isn't stalking if the GPS tells you to turn down that street

he live and seething
nice dress
youtube.com/watch?v=rmw5Dn-j8Wc

Trying too hard, lad

I actually like this gimmick.

Took a shiddington just now, me

you could be making serious money on the comedy circuit, kid

just did the biggest yawn for years, reckon it might be the biggest yawn anyone in this country has done today, im not even that tired

BritNormie still goes to nightclubs, but they are more sophisticated venues these days.

Phew well that's another week over in this thing we call life who knows what next week will have install for us

what time do the dollies get put to bed

usually between 11pm and 1am.

Nailed all the Latin declension, not that 4 and 5 are even really needed

some smart lads in britfeel, i am not one

hey pal *sniff* you got the good stuff?

what are you after?

I need about 7, actually, make it 8

you got it pal

cheers bud

Just me talking to my bed, about to get some shut-eye.

For me? A nice little holiday trip to muh mums caravan.

Nice little drive to Sheffield tomorrow x

It's tragic we only get about 8 hours of sleep a day

I am also not one.

dressed smart or intelligent

HHL is my eternal ally. Unconditionally. Cheers x

Divine intervention occured in October 2022. The stars aligned perfectly

Tucking the dollies in is it, king?

I'm posting quite a lot of drivel at the moment but I'm starting to get tired out.

has anyone rule 34'd ruth yet?

How do people get their faces so spotless like this from a shave?

My life is /britfeel/, there really is no denying it

Don't tempt anyone, that girl has been through enough

Go against the grain, maybe he had a straight razor shave

been through enough dicks

I'd be hard pushed to die bilingual

Garn listen to uncle jammer in the bath

Well Atleast I didnt get sectioned today. That was a plus. Just asked me a lot questions and now somebody is going to come around to my house once a week for a while to talk about stuff, they might alter my medication and I think thats it. Not sure what will happen next.

Mammy's bush

thats illegal in the uk now

Hopefully it's just a battery powered listening device, or you may electrocute yourself to death.

Crypto Market

Arbroathy on suicide watch

My Gimmick/(You) Ration (GYR) was disappointingly low today. I'll have to go back to the drawing board on that.

Forced gimmick ass mofoers up in this bish

If it's any consolation mine was well below average too. I think it's just the broader (you) market suffering.

hopefully having someone to chat to and new meds will get you to a better place

We still going baby.

You have nineteen seconds to impress me, go

I can vanish, and reappear in the future.
*runs away*
*waits a minute*
*runs back*

That was either BN or HHL, probably the latter

fall asleep too early

wake up after 2 hours feeling terrible

not womfy at all

We still going baby.

They've been trying to get rid of /britfeel/ forever

HHL didn't appear till later, maybe 2018.
They'll never beat us.

Thank you I hope so too. X

HHL came here as a regular poster as his main board in early 2018. But he also used to post the Hijack stuff, so maybe he came here in 2017 not as a regular poster, but just to troll, before eventually getting sucked in

Enjoyed movie night at the parents now back homes and watching some YouTubes. Might have a wot woodle in a bit.

I don't know. He did/does wikiedits, that was mentioned several times in ye olde days (not proper ye olde, I'm a newfag and only came across the thread in 2016 sometime)

Why is it so hard to find old handsaws?

Nice one, lid. Sometimes a wee chat can do you good and never a bad thing to review your meds. At least they didn't drag you kicking and screaming to the funny farm.

Radiatorburgh out of ordah again despite it being cold as shidd outside

ckin ell innit

Sounds like a womfy evening, pal. Might get The Monkey on Blu-ray if they release it. Bit of a Stephen King fan, me.

PC Principle in the back about to check your privilege.

Didn't know there was a new Sonic Racing game coming out. Nice. Welper and I know the score about CTR though. On that Wumpagrind we were.

Yeah, I enjoyed it. It's a fun watch, had a 2000s comedy vibe going on like Scary Movie. You going to see the new Final Destination movie? I'm going to see that with me Mam when it comes out. Oh aye it womfy.

Yeah I will probably see it, I loved that series especially the third one with Mary Elizabeth Winstead and the lassies who die on the tanning beds. Glad Tony Todd (Candyman) filmed his scenes before he died.

I fucking love amphetamines

be vary of these types bcos once they get their grips on you they'll never leave you the fuck alone, next you know you'll be living in a spacker home like HHL

The second and third ones are the best. First one was good too. Bet that film put loads of people off flying when it came out. Came out around 9/11 too. Corr.

spacker home HHL style x

Actually when I seen it as a kid it did make me a bit scared of flying to be honest. Corrr, Ali Larter was fit back then.

Used to love watching Alaska last frontier, years ago, and found out a couple of the family on there are doing vids on youtube. Nice.

Me want to touch and squeeze

Oh aye x

Not for lads like us. For Chad only.

True. Still nice to imagine though. Garn watch some ASMR in beddingtons now parasocial simp style. Oh aye x

Yeah hopefully they just give me a different anti depressant or wodines like crossy is on to make you feel womfy. Idk we will see.
Just doing it for extra support I have been struggling for around 7 months now and Im at the end of my rope here. Just looking for a solution thats all.

Not seen much of crossy recently is he ok?

Sometimes we just need a little break from Anon Babble and the internet in general. I probably need a digital detox soon as well. Caught meself doomscrolling a little too often lately.

Wishing all me Anon Babble buddies a blessed night. Me? On that insomnia grind. Going to watch some MacGyver or Child's Play 2.

I'm off to bed now meself. Goodnight to you and all.

reckon ill have myself a nice little vidya session and be in bed for 4

Arthritis doing a number on me big time. Can barely sit for 30 minutes without pain.

Well I suppose I'll give it a cheeky bump. Nothing wrong with that, is thur? Curse not.