Anon Babble love guru

Woman here, I help incels out with dating. Sometimes Anon Babble makes me sad because of how hoeless all the men are. Ask me anything, there's nothing I won't tell you (except for asking to date me, because I won't)
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This is not reddit, fuck off with your amas

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Boo hoo cry

Men dont deserve your help. Get a real hobby

foid giving advice

That's rich

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I will never have a gf because I have erectile dysfunction, they will never respect me needing a pill to get a boner. It will make any woman feel undesired by me too.

It's fun anon!

U must be bitchless and salty.. This is very sad to hear nonners

Not really. I think a lot of women view it as a turn off but it is really way more stigmatized than it needs to be, imi

Imo** lmao. But no seriously it's not over unless you make it.

If its from porn then it is a turn off. If not then no one will care

I have an attractive face but i am only only 5'7 so i am nerfed by my height

Where are women IRL

meetups

bars

rock climbing

Whether I can win over a woman is irrelevant because I don't see women literally anywhere under the age of 60

Did you mean hoeless or hopeless? I mean both are true tho

Please explain why women are such shit on dating apps. I tried them out and it felt like i was in a dystopian hellscape.

i would watch a tlc-style robot dating show

muh dating help
just hand out your pussy alr....oh you won't you're probably here just to kill time and laugh at incels or shill your socials jej

tell us what your most embarrassing moment is

Most of them are just there for sex

Why are women so hot and cold with me?

Been talking to this one girl for a while. She was the one to message me first on social media, and she initiated a lot of the conversations. It started out as just a regular friendship, but then she started gassing me up and telling me how grateful she was for me and how different I am (in a good way). She even said she wanted to hang out alone with me.

Naturally my mind started to shift to other possibilities.

It got weirdly flirty through text on Saturday night, and then she left me on delivered after getting short with me. She liked one of my posts today, but didn't message me. I finally messaged her an hour ago with just something funny that reminded me of her. She messaged back within a minute, seemed normal. I continued the conversation and after an hour she hasn't texted back.

What am I even supposed to do? Navigating this shit feels like walking through a minefield.

Colleges, clubs, you can find mad cougars at Walmart even

I know a 5'6 guy who is a little ugly and still pulls good because he has infinute aura I'm being so serious

any bots ever been in a coma for more than a decade?
It's like waking up from a long slumber and the world fast forward upon you and you really don't know what the fuck is going on. I guess prison bots can relate... How do we even talk to people when it's just iphones possessing everyone?Everything feels so different now and I feel like a retard not copying everyone since I own some corny flip phone. I just feel so alienated. I don't know what is the social norm anymore. I lost contact of all of my friends, my entire 20s and barely getting through my days as it is. I still think I'm still that age. I guess it's going to take a long time to catch up to everything... I guess we're all fucked here.

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How do i get a date? I know i can keep the momentum going after but i never seem to be to get past the first step. It's gotten to the point where it doesnt matter if i ask a female friend or a random girl it never works.

naive femanon offers to help

ALL replies ITT are hateful and abusive

I think it's pretty clear why no one in this thread has a girlfriend, and hopefully you've realized they're beyond help. Remember the words of Socrates, "You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink."

Message me on discord I'd need to like see what you're doing

Exactly..from my perspective men who are abusive to a woman who is trying to help them pull women are literally hopeless. If you can't even be serious and decent with a woman who doesn't want to date you and wants to genuinely help you're cooked

I hope she sees this and fucks you bro

She's lovebombing you

If she wanted to genuinely help, she'd spread her legs

Anyways if you guys actually want help DM me. I can even design your tinder/whatever dating app profile (I've done it with 2 dudes already and don't mind a couple more) if you CA me lol. Disc is at the bottom of OP. Cya

That was my response dumbo not a guy. I'm not spreading my legs for anyone

This, it's one big humiliation ritual because they look down on inexperienced guys looking for help beyond developmental years
it's like being asked the way to some shitty corner by a tourist who was led there by someone else and instead of at least showing him that corner or leading him somewhere else you give him directions to an even bigger shithole for lulz
OP is 100% personalityfagging to promote some kind of socials i'm seeing patterns here

What would make you comfortable if you were with a guy who was this breathing heavily and being weird and gross, but was trying to be nice.

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Yeah this thread was lame. She had great bait and could have said a ton of funny shit to us but instead just whored out her discord dating service. Wack

Exactly, and this is a reddit page if you can't answer original questions, because we've heard these answers and questions several times, and want something original.

The only people I see this impressing are e-people who are class-minded... Afraid to get dirty when needed.

Come back when you give us something that a principal at a high school during a speech would not tell us.

Please date me fembot(male)!

I promise that if you say yes I won't out your weird gay internet hobbies to your friends and family OwO

I too know a balding Indian janitor who slays

she has a bf silly

of course they care lmao

Kek no they don't, and why are you speaking for they/them?

hi op, i am a fellow nona
how do i find a BF who isn't a deranged gooner and actually gets along with me

Try to match what he's like... And apart from that as a Hermit, I actually do a lot of useful things from my mainframe like reading, coding, and research in my spare time, not all Call of Duty and Pornhub... Given of how you want to find the least pig-liked person like myself, you'd have to find someone who is the least likely to have depression.

Where are the women who are not turned off by bald men? I cannot find them.

see i think that's my real issue, my ideal man is somebody who doesn't go outside. where or how do i find them

here but you're also chadsexual and chad is outgoing so you better stop being a quirky whore and go outside

can you find me some bitches nona? virgin bitches who like nice, croniclly online loser men? and arent gonna just randomly disappear?

erm but i don't want chad
actually, genuine question. can you post an average chad cuz idk what one even looks like anymore

you're not fooling anyone stupid whore, why are you all so into breadcrumbing the retards on here

All foids should join x8kyDhBZ

wants bf who stays inside all the time

he also can't be a gooner

what do you think we neets do, read books all day?

you're not fooling anyone stupid whore

i developed an intense infatuation with an anon from here (who rejected me)
idk man i think i'm the real deal
masturbating =/= gooning
albeit i hope he has more habits than just jerking off, yes

groomer server

How can i make a girl notice me? i just feel ignored when i talk or chat; most of the time they not even reed my messages...

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