I dont wanna go to work tomorrow but i dont have any more sick/vacation days left :(

i dont wanna go to work tomorrow but i dont have any more sick/vacation days left :(
i DO have 1 "emergency day" though but obviously it needs to be for an emergency...
will downing a bunch of lexapro and wellbutrin with alcohol be enough to get me hospitalized?
gonna cut up my arm too just for good measure mind you im not TRYING to kill myself! just wanna get out of work soooo yeah :p

pulling your cuffs over your hands like that is very cute and gay

im small so all my clothes are too big for me lol

check yourself into the hospital anon

skip the suicide attempt

how tall are you lil nigga? asian?

not a suicide attempt >:(
ive done it before but i guess i didnt take enough pills since i woke up and i was fine
didnt cut deep enough either

mexican
5ft 7in

ouchie why u do that

try breaking your hand with a hammer

idk i was bored? i like cutting

well at least you are seeking help from doctors

sorry its hard on you anon

just explain to your boss you are having mental health problems

n need some time off

worst case scenario you get fired

but w/e your life is more important than a job

worst case scenario you get fired

ok if this happened i would actually kill myself
my entire life relys on me having a job

god i cannot stand cutfags

your entire life relies on you not killing yourself from my point of view

but hey ima outsider looking in

XD

youtube.com/watch?v=jOWAs65u5MQ

omg i know right! like are you gonna end it or not retard?
fucking attention whores

are those razors any good?

is true why is life so gay and hard? its like ur just supposed to off yourself when things get too hard

Op are you a woman or a man because my ai software says your text sounds like a woman. God please don't tell me this software is fucking useless.

do you live alone or something? idk anon hopefully people will be understanding

sleeve going up to fingers

90$ bet you're fluent in polari

meh?
they dull pretty fast so ur only gonna get like 6-9 good swipes
these are the best but easy one-swipe beans if ur not careful
trans girl
no i live with my parents

polari

?

nah

your over reacting

just wait a few hours from now

distract yourself with tv or something

XD

your over reacting

maybe
im drinking though so i think depoending on if i open another beer im gonna go through with my plan or not

real, maybe get a hobby doe

just hang out chatting

don't worry too much

nothins gonna hurt ya baby

i do habe hobbies!!!
umm its really just Anon Babble and listening to like weezer or something and playing tf2

nothins gonna hurt ya baby

i mean like i can hurt myself but no i get what u mean lol

trans girl

Okay so the software is useless fuck good to know at least.

what do i look up to find those?
ive been using the van der hagen ones they work decently

how's you cutting your arm going to get you out of work2G2V

LMFAO
i feel bad but this made me laugh a lot sorry guys

idk what u mean im a girl
oh are you like hate trannies? ok nvm but no yeah
i get them on amazon just look up "japanese beauty razros"

5'7 hispanic tranny

Don't kill yourself, just start doing porn.

damn wtf i'm barely 5'4 and i feel like my clothes fit fine

it wont? thats why im gonna overdose on my meds?
im not cute enough to do pornn chubby girls arent lovablee

probs bc u buy the rihght size
i buy all my clothes like 2 sizes bigger since i like my stuff to fit baggyy
well like tops and shirts and hoodies and whatever pants i buy snug so they show off my butt and hips :p

it wont? thats why im gonna overdose on my meds?

ok first youre just gonna vomit and destroy your stomach, second why whats the point?

ummm bc im lazy and would rather spend my day in the hosipitall than at work?

I accidentally did what you are describing but I mixed zolpidem with alcohol and clonazepam which caused delirium and for some reason I ended up cutting (not cutfag). I'm pretty sure SSRIs don't cause that cutfag anon.

that's dumb you're just going to get in trouble with physiatrists and doctors, just go to work whats making you not want to go

oh yeah makes sense then. i buy baggy pants though cause i'm also a troon except i regret my decisions

tf2

didn't think anyone still played that

your mexican you should just find a hard working trad mexican man and he will take care of you

Smoke some dabs, and call suicide hotline if you feel like ending your life. Do you qualify for unemployment? Can you at least stop chugging beer suicidal, thats how you get hospitalized for surgery. Please be careful and do the arduous task of smoking pot dabs!

oh so then its fine then>? meh prosbs still gonna do it anyway like i paid for those meds but im on diffrent meds now but like still i should just take them anyway
im nott gonna get in trouble lol its fine
anwyay i just hate working its stupid and i dont like it and im lazy and working sucks

except i regret my decisions

oof
i think i got off lucky since i naturally had low testosterone so my levels are good and my body produces like no T anymore
and tons of ppl still play tf2
mind you i only play 2fort since i play just to talk to ppl but yeah no problem finding games
i AM straight but im into white guys
but like white guys with dad bods lol oh oh and i like older men like ok im 21 so ideally my bf would be like idk 29-32
dude its like 9pm on a monday im not gonna get weed rn
also suicide hotline is a meme i called once and it was stupuid
and no i dont thibnk i wqualify for the bux

kek thank you

also cool shirt

lol np
also thankkkk uuuuu!!! i love shooters music

im nott gonna get in trouble lol its fine

nigga yes you are, what do you do for work it cant be that bad

Oh you're mentally ill and gay
Interesting

data entry kinda think i dont really know how to explain
i sit at a computer 8 hrs a day and enter in numbers from manifest idk but its not "bad" its just hella boring
i just listen to music but i just naturally hate working and obviously i would rather just be at home and listen to music in my own bed

my levels are good and my body produces like no T anymore

i mean my levels are fine and being hispanic made me short as fuck so most people wouldn't complain i guess. but i'm a Anon Babbletard and hate troons so i'm not exactly proud of being a faggot covered in cuts.

but yeah no problem finding games

oh, interesting. i guess i'm just surprised it's still going because it's something i haven't played since i was a kid.

Just curious anon, what do you do for a living?

you retard?

yah :3
anywyas i have some benadryl should i tajke that instead? how many do i take?
:/

i took 30 once and it wasn't enough to kill me. just left me bedridden and miserable. don't go the benadryl route.

dont tthink it matters abnyway i took the pills
um my ssris not the benadyill
but only life half not all of themmm lol