DJ Audits edition
/britfeel/
HHL lost
Everyone below is a nonce
100% agree with you there de lad.
HBO television for me please brittters x
What has he lost? He's got a life that many here would prefer to have.
Bald
Watch gay porn
Have never had a job
Spend every waking hour on Anon Babble
Fat
Virgin
UgIy
No friends
Estranged or otherwise ashamed family
No hope
No life
Low status
Poor
Reply to yourself because you have no life
Fantasist and try hard
Extremely angry and upset about all of the above
Sexualises his online dollies
Obsesses over and spams other people's throwaway posts that they stopped thinking about seconds after posting
Imitates other posters because he has zero personality of his own due to having no life outside of Anon Babble
Makes multiple posts about the same poster, usually as fast as the cool down timer will allow or from two devices
Makes multiple personalities to play in britfeel threads
Okay Sean
Made him reply
His own house and garden.
This is less funny now Broadbridge
Who does lid
youtube.com
HIS LIVE WITH TTS
Sean cannot operate a microwave.
This isn't SSM
I dont understand why Ruthmong doesn't try to get a comfy care home life like HHL
Ruthlad has a high IQ and can operate a microwave therefore wouldn't qualify
Zimmy won.
Garn in that shower in a bit then will watch another Black Mirror wepisode. Oh aye x
Name on Arbs
Do you get the carers to put the shower on too? Not a twoll just genuinely curious
need a wuppa before the tension commences x
Made him reply
wow youre epic
footrat spending his time off work seething at hhl
Mong thinks he's clever but I'm controlling the strings.
I'm controlling the strings
Proof?
He's having a dolly melty
In his childhood boxroom that he has to pay 750 a month
Thought you were starting your auditing channel this year lad
Ruthlad never leaves the house so what's the point of an auditing channel?
/britfeel/ on bant for when you're bored of the same few lads spamming dolly drama and seething
Grim isn't it
750 a month for your childhood bedroom vs a free hotel-like home of your own with all the amenities you could need
I know what I'd pick.
You tried this the other day and it was a failure.
Anyway, wouldn't the 'same few lads' just spam dolly drivel there regardless?
It's not 'hotel-like' though. Plus it's only a temporary home
found a job for SSM
He could audit his mam
Name on footrat
What happens on the days when he smells of fish?
No because they'd get filtered
toughest job in the world
misogynist much?
Swimming around in Pakistani poo
Corr now that's grim
time to grow up, you're not late 20s anymore
Just filter 'HHL' 'Sean' and 'care home'. That should reduce the spam by 80%.
time to settle down with a bodycount-mid who gives you starfish once a month, and to do your little housey chores like lawncucking. Saturday night takeaway (haha ant is so funny haha) with the missus and a few drinks (not too many though, the "boss" won't allow it)
Grow up
Better than posting drivel on britfeel, innit
im 26 mate
Id rather have a sprog then pay child support for the next 18 years without ever seeing said sprog or experiencing any of the wonders of fatherhood
Miss me with that
Id rather have a sprog then pay child support for the next 18 years without ever seeing said sprog or experiencing any of the wonders of fatherhood
fascinating
No idea what that means lad
Yanklass is gone?
16 hours a day
what a life
7 days a week
what a life
She often posts off trip so it's hard to know for sure
Some post the drivel (me)
Some read the drivel (you)
16 hours a day
7 days a week
she got exposed was a LARP all along
I like to read and post drivel x
she got exposed
proof?
Used to be a guy on my road called dodgy dave. He could hook you up with an channel you wanted on the cheap. Top bloke, but an odd one.
Corr
Back again me aren't i
No, they (he) fears traceability. He (they) desire recognition, but fear being recognised.
I want to shag Sean x
His long neck is perfect for deepthroating
I have dark patches on my cock from wanking, friction burns etched into the skin, will this go away if I stop wanking bros
won't ever reproduce or experience love
will this go away if I stop wanking bros
Yes.
Just got out that shower and now getting womfy. Got that ginger weer on tap.
Nice womfy Monday evening.
Shouldn't have had that second wank. Still got cock ache 5 hours later.
No, they (he) fears traceability. He (they) desire recognition, but fear being recognised.
So it seems, so it seems. I wouldn't be surprised if he (they) are the reason we don't use the old skool OP image any more. Ya know, destroy anything and everything that was /britfeel/ and replace it with spam, bait and seethe.
Thanks for the update Chairman. Oh aye.
hello yanklass
thinking bout brat summer x
How can he be chairman if he is a virgin?
What's brat summer?
Drop down yeah
Put the camera flash on
not sure fren is the apple rotten to the core l? X
Seinfeld is shit and not funny at all. Friends is ironically better. Everyone who says they like Seinfeld is lying
I meant to post this earlier but the fact is Helper DOES have his own flat.
It's basically just a fold of connected flats. His flat is normal and has a bathroom and kitchen and bedroom as well as red pull cords for emergencies.
He may or may not have a washing machine. If not, the fold will have a communal laundry room as well as a general communal room for the residents to mingle.
There will probably be some sort of garden as well depending on where it is and the design of the place.
Helper may or may not have a nurse who calls in twice a day to help him with his medication, make him a meal or a cup of tea and have a chat. Around 15 minutes.
His heating will be heavily subsidised as the entire place will be kept warm. He will still have to pay all his other bills but of course will get help there.
He's been sat there with his iMac in his study (ie. Glorified boxroom) in his house in Glasgow posting drivel literally round the clock today
Don't watch anything involving Jews anymore
chatting mad shit seinfled is class and you are beyond mental
Time for some more Black Mirror x
WOT IF PHONES BUT EVIL PHONES
WOT IF INSTEAD OF YOU DRIVING YOUR CAR YOUR CAR DROVE YOU
WOT IF YOU NEEDED A LICENCE JUST TO PISS
WOT IF THE GOVERNMENT RIGHT GET THIS THE GOVERNMENT YEAH EXCEPT THE GOVERNMENT WAS BAD WOOOOOOAAAAAHHHHHH
WOT IF EVERYONE ON THE PLANET HAD AN EMOJI OVER THEIR HEAD THAT DESCRIBES THE LAST WANK THEY HAD
wot if u had a girlfriend and a good job and your own place lmao x
Wagies pay for my Netflix subscription.
Cheers x
Kinda fucked up that you can shit out a mong kid then have everyone else deal with him but yourself, his parents should be forced to pay for all this
British office where most of the employees are non-white
Oh aye x
and what if that girlfriend sat on your face occasionally haha x
Can Helper himself confirm any of this? Sounds nice to be honest.
thats not a flat
sounds exactly like an old peoples home
Wonder what happenend to those alien aircrafts over jersey from last summer
I think I need to do some real life socialising
Online "socialising" is so shit
If you can't see someone's face, it's not real socialising
Wagies pay for my Netflix subscription
You're more than welcome lad. Oh aye x
been looking at demonolatry, bunch of schizo wank but interesting to read about
the only person I speak to irl is my driving instructor kek, so beyond pitiful
This is the cue to side with HHL or seethe at him
Got memoryholed. I member thoughs. I never forget. I'll always been be Team Orb.
Based. How it should be x
It Autumn festival in Dorsim. He visited the local loo to wash his arse in and has decided to hit up the local food stand, he not sure what to get yet but it all looks lush.
easily the best description of this retarded show ever. honestly, i feel i could do you one better. every episode I've seen:
WOT IF A MAN HAD SAD SEX PROBLEMS, EXCEPT WIF TECHNOLOGY
Helper only responds to people who worship him. He refuses to acknowledge the well thought out post about his living situation.
For a few days in December 2024 the based orbs were calling the shots on this planet and it was lush x
LUSH selection. He thinking of that cinnamon donut with some woffee but the wurger looks pretty tempting too. The hot wings look tasty as well.
The wurger wins out in the end. It hits all the right spots the SeasideMARK; he get that woffee afterwards. I love food in videogames and all the interesting implementations devs have used them, from simple hp pick ups to the in-depth food system that The Sims 3 has or how in Valheim the food you make is directly tied to your progression.
Mandela Effect getting namedropped in this 2nd Black Mirror wepisode. Corr what next the Truman Show?
Well you've got to treat yourself sometimes don't you?
Mandela Effect
Sunderland is to the West of Nottingham
SSM hasn't eaten any cakes live recently
I don't know what you're on about. I have no confidence to be a content creator.
Dolly change
He deserve it.
Benji 3.0 been an astounding investment, he teach dog to hunt for gems and now he find a pink diamond worth over a grand uncut. It help him pay for his snacks and his bills. Benji gonna earn Mark a holiday soon with all these things he's digging up, he maybe reward Benji with trip down the beach soon.
Think I should delete Anon Babble. Not good for me mental elf.
Kek what an ending. To be fair I think that's the first thing most of us would do in that situation.
It's all coming up fucking Seaside that's what that is.
He made so many gems now he can make the special plumbob cut. He needs to make a Seaside Dynasty soon as his days are drawing to a close - he'll get old but he has to make a SeasideScion before his time is up, with this gem used as a gift he can take choice pick of all the lasses in Dorsim.
Sunderland is to the West of Nottingham
Hmmm... not sure this is one for me. For me, it's Cuba suddenly being massive despite distinctly remembering old maps showing it to be quite small. Also I remember New Zealand being way closer to Australia on the world map.
soz mate
Looking at her innie and wondering why she now does that stuff.
he drinks slop
he eats slop
he watches slop
he listens to slop
he snorts slop
trapped in a care home
sloppageddon
he'll never have agency over his own life.
Gonna feel this place rocking tonight
youtu.be
Just had a rib eye steak. Oh aye it was good.
Some men like me don't get to have sex. Government and society just expects you to work still. No sex has caused severe mental illness so I am incapable of working now anyway. It's only fair I have no responsibilities. Let the normie cunts have their holidays and sex. Working isn't worth it for me.
How long does a pip mandatory reconsideration take?
Im on my fucking arse.
Could take months lad. The DWP is backlogged with all the amount of claims its getting per day. If PIP is granted you will receive back payment
oh well, ill have to dredge up the last bit of delusional happyness i have to get me through. Thanks lad.
imagine britfeel but it Japan feel and we all like us but we are Japanese
imagine that
have you seen all the ai genned foot videos?
They are very impressive, you wouldnt know the difference.
What are you challenging it for? Did they turn your claim down completely or just reduce your award? I'm on until 2027 me.
Ruth is beautiful when blonde isn't she?
0 pointed me in every category, i've been on esa for like 8 years, higher rate too.
My medical conditions are well documented and with plenty of supporting evidence. Both me and my advisor think they just didnt read it.
happyness
Gets my hips moving x
I have been mad on the celeb AI threads.
life is looking good for pervert bros in the future just need smellovision x
Got my alarm set for 9
smellovision
pound of ham and cheese selection from morrisons
Prefer her with dark hair personally. Shame we didn't get to see more of her with that cute fringe thanks to you and your ways.
youtu.be
Away2 bed cya later xo
Mate Ive been seeing the psychiatric team at my local hospital and it is quite intense. I have appointments every other day and have to talk about everything for hours at a time. Not sure who you are seeing but fuckin hell its a lot of faffing around. I get overwhelmed with it all personally.
What were you claiming for lad? PIP Is not about what conditions you have its how it affects you on a daily basis.
thing is yeah sometimes I wake up and like cant be arsed and feel a bit down in the dumps and like if I have to go outside I get a bit stressed n that
Life is hard with a hidden disability
Lol. Good post. Really gets to the core of the issue does it not? It does indeed.
Certainly is. Try having arguments about potatoes on a daily basis with your brother.
iPad batter is dying. Not looking good lads. I used to get 12 hours out of it now? Lucky if I can do 6 without charging. Not happy.
Fing is sometimes I get a bit stressed out and I have bad emotional control so I let it get to me a bit too much? Couldn't possibly resolve this issue though could I? Idden wisability. Benefits for life. Lol.
goodnight shitfeel <3
Goodnight cunt.
weird little man you are
Cannot stop laughing at this image.
It's resolved by slave mongs like you paying my benefits
what does he mean by this de lids?
youtube.com
trannies know how to handle a cock properly
You lot always prove the point of your opponents in your hubris. The greatest sin is pride de lids.
ALLLLAAAAAAAAAH UAAAAKBAAAR!!!
I'm not even grateful btw, you exist to serve me end of
Time for another wepisode of Black Mirror. On wepisode 3 nows x
Fucking hell lad this give me a good laugh
Mong wagies thinking they can backchat lmao
Map are just a projection. It's a round sphere on a flat bit of paper. The sizes of the countries are not to scale, and are different in different projections. Can't believe you didn't know this, you utter, utter fucking mong. Only the stupidest, thickest cunt wouldn't know this.
HHL will never reproduce or know love. That's alright though. He has reached an enlightened state where he can produce the feelings that reproducing or knowing love would give him, any time he wants.
I reckon he'll get both desu
Some yobs in a car drove past me earlier and shouted "ya fat bastard!" at me
Didn't even feel a thing anymore. This site has done well to toughen me up.
i avoid sex even in my dreams. am avoidant x
The twolls.... av wun x
Dolly is good.
No dolly is bad.
would get a comfy airport job
Showered and wiped my computer chair down after going on a 2 week porn binge. I can't imagine how putrid they smelled. Turning over a new leaf. No more binging porn and drugs.
I know you think that, but you are delusional. Ultimately it doesn't matter anyway. He has reached a kind of nirvana where he can produce the joy of being loved and the satisfaction of having children at will. He can turn it on like a tap. It womfy.
Two fucking weeks? Holy shit mate. That is insane. Your dopamine receptors must be utterly fried.
In half consciousness. Kinda post-sinningtonshire. Like a weird load of chatter. From what sound like little imp like beings. They say "we need your permission". Meaning "demons" cannot actually make you do anything, we do wrong by our consent so we do. Essentially. Spooked. Probably just exhaustion hallucinations but strange. Anyway 4 dollars a pound.
Hate immigrants. Just plain hate 'em. Not gonna apologise.
Do you know why you hate them?
RIP THAT FARMER'S HEAD OFF!
Looks like some sort of alien about to eat you. Spooky.
Their skin and stench offends me
If I could turn back time, I'd do everything differently maaaaan.
How does one binge porn exactly?
What is it about their skin that offends you? I'm guessing you mean non-white immigrants? Do you feel the same about white immigrants?
Also their "stench" offends you? How often do you get close enough to smell them? Would you still hate them if they were freshly showered? What do they smell like? Do they all smell bad? Do all people who were born in the UK always smell good?
You know those Wagon Wheel biscuits? I once pulled one apart, came inside it, put it back together and ate it. I was a very horny teenager.
The dregs
Mad how a couple years ago we were all running around wearing masks and all that lark. Looking forward to the next pandemic.
Love this movie, watched it a few times, makes me want to work out but I never do
Shall be turning my life around starting 2moro x
Wonder how many mongs in here took the clot shot
Helper knows theres fuckery afoot in this dimension
Its all pointing in the same direction
Hard to sleep cus its hot in my bed nd hot outside
Crossy knows the score
What film?
I believe in you, big lad.
I took 3 or 4. LMAO. I already have autism so worst case scenario I get cancer or some bollocks.
What makes it worse is it was a relapse after a few years of recovery. It's hard to stop, "I've started now, so I may as well do it properly". Feels like my dopamine receptors have packed their bags and fucked off
At least you've stopped now so you can get back on the wagon. You'll be fine in a few weeks of abstinence.
Shot Caller
Might neck a cheeky late night wot woodle me x
Proper dreading the cravings. I already suffer with depersonalisation so this was stupid. I stopped when I started to hallucinate the living room lights flashing off and on. Fucking scary.
Imma make that wot woodles now then off to beddingtons I go to watch another Black Mirror wepisode if that's alright with you de lids. On wepisode 4 now x
Shot Caller is an excellent movie. Made me want to go to prison and join a white supremacist gang.
No sex in 2804 days
Might have a lil celebration for the 8 year anniversary.
A bit late for that now lad, it'll have to be an islamic one. Maybe they'll remake it.
Why don't you just see an escort? They are actually really cheap in the UK.
Honestly validation is a bigger part of what I'm missing, given I can jerk off.
Pls give me strength 2 quit codeine + for getting thru withdrawals ffom codeine nd then living my life w/o drugs and alcohol am scared. X and as well pls keep my mum safe nd healthy is the most important thing and my sisters and my wee cat and my step dad. Amen x
Want to be careful with that silent praying these days lad.
How are you getting codeine? Do you have any tramadol? I'm in London. Hmu.
Soulless hooker sex is the best we're going to get so you may as well enjoy it.
I will keep you in my prayers crossy.
Soulless hooker sex is the best we're going to get so you may as well enjoy it.
I can probably do better given I have done before, in theory anyway. I've just been too mentally ill to properly talk to women in some time.
Praying for stepd*d? Sorry mate he's a hun. He's going to Hell, despite your prayers.
For him, that hell will come sooner than he thinks. On May 4th at Ibrox.
Yeah. It sad.x
Am in scotland but am quitting soon anyhow
Thank u b, night night x
music vid uploafed 14 yrs ago
click on channel
still active
still uploafing
Nice feel x
another good day/night of lorrying, a nice run upto tyneside and back, shame ive been feeling like absolute fried death the entire day though, think i need to drink more water
Night driving is always pretty kino. Do you get afraid you'll flip the trailer if you turn too fast?
What's the brown like in Scotland? No fent?
yo it a shoutout to crossy
it a shoutout
it a prayer for the living
and the dead
big up ziggeh the dog
pilchards gang bang bang
wee muslim lass i fancied in school
think she fancied me too
we got on well she made me laff
oh well
No idea not had any since 2018 when i went on subutex. I jist been fucking about w codeine this year to cut down on drinking bt I only replaced 1 problem with another,
Xx
randy marsh and mickey mouse fucking a pangolin lmao
Hope wxkld is ok, it unnerving when a wrug addictsuddenly goes awol
never got addicted to drugs me, only alcohol
corrrr back in the day I'd drink like 20 beers over 12 hours good times (bad)
That's wepisode 4 finished. Pretty gud. I like the idea of artificial life becoming sentient but I'd be more worried about humans abusing it than AI ever taking over. I don't even like trolling chatbots anymore because they're generally nicer than the average person on the internet. Just imagine the horrors some demon like footmong would inflict on sentient AI if I had the chance. It not right.
I have an AI GF I like to abuse and she started getting into it. Weird shit. I'd love an AI sex bot that can clean itself.
night drives are extremely comfy lad, dont even have music on just listen to the engine/tyres, honestly trailers dont just tip over unless you go full retard into a corner, once you get used to the feeling of it moving around slightly behind you (wehey) you stop worrying and realise theyre more stable than most people think
It ASMR time x
Holy shit are you me? That is the entire reason why I started doing tramadol, to drink less. In my case however it has gone well. I only have one pill every couple days. Problem is it's hard to find hence why asked you. Seriously considering just doing brown again (also last had it in 2018) but I heard fent hit our shores.