Grimsby edition
/britfeel/
mfw I just stole 20,000 pounds from the white lads I spent three weeks trekking through a malaysian jungle with
What are some fun things to do in Grimsby?
sprogberg refuses to wake up despite me having to go to work in 10
Thought we'd had this one before
Check the archives, big man
Did you lose all your crypto winnings?
I've about 10% of what I had at the start of 2021 when I moved out but I've accepted that fact now I got super lucky so it's fine. 80% of the 10% left is in an all out micro cap punt so if that does come in happy days but I've already written it off mentally that it has gone to zero.
grim. He could have been a multi millionaire right now
Arbroathy the scottish sex predator
Tous les jours que nous sommes au-dessus de terre est un grand jour x
Parfois de la merde, parfois du poisson x
how long do you think it will be until HHL gets a bag in? he's been gagging for one last few threads
If we find out his address i could order him a bag on the dnm
Tres bien anon
Sprechen Sie auch Deutsch? Sie kriegen eine Glatze.
hes too intimidated by dark net and crypto, we should teach him. he could get bag whenever he wants then without having smackhead mates or bmws
Mickey Rourke went into Celebrity Big Brother last night. SAD!
Wonder how much ITV paid him? Who the fuck even still watches this shite?
Always suspected him to be a nonce desu
Grimsby has a beautiful coastline and you pick the worst looking street of the whole town. Not very patriotic of you. Grounds for deportation in my future government.
Mickey Rourke
never heard of him
baggy dollies
Grimsby has a beautiful coastline
Proof?
gen z boss and a mini x
gen z boss and a mini x
Bag of wokey and a wizza
Bag of wokey and a wizza
Looks pretty grim and industrial
Fat babbyman and a gimmick
Fat babbyman and a gimmick
Fat babbyman and a gimmick
FTSEbros we are so back
FTSE looking okay? Kids are on the way!
Dead cat bounce
Wow it's way harder to come up with positive ones. I was rolling them out like mince pies yesterday.
Pockets getting fat? I'll unload in her twat
Stock is up, knock her up.
How do you come up with these?
Only nonces trade stocks
Had a right shagfest last night with the wife coorrrr.
spill the beans pal we want positions, any role play, description of her tits and where you came
The seasidey bit is in neighbouring Cleethorpes though. Went there a few years ago. Actually thought it was quite a nice little seaside town. Had some lovely fish and chips. Jumbo haddock from Steel's Cornerhouse. It lush.
Ruthmong's dopamine levels
wish i could live in london
too bad i made the wrong life choices
Would be much higher if Ruth showed him her tuppence
At least youre above ground x it good
It's a shithole full of stabby ooga boogas.
Mostly cowgirl, no role play as such, but she was feeling playful and was saying things like "you like me riding you white man?" out of nowhere which was pretty hot ngl even though I'm not big into raceplay type stuff. Her tits are full and pear-shaped C cups but not huge. Came inside her when we switched to doggy at the end, with one hand gripping her hair and the other on her hip.
sad little larp lol
that's why you need to live somewhere near the center, that's why you need a good job to live there
Shippy doesn't have a good job, he only earns minimum wage.
Did we ever get an update from this lad?
Nice one zimmy corrrr and I mean corrrrrrr
Ask on Reddit because thats where it came from
Really? Got a link to the original?
Lets pretend zimmy dolly doing the sex
My hairline is absolute dogshit but because I'm so tall hardly anyone can see it from above. Stroke of luck there I suppose.
The majority on here probably have low dopamine levels.
Symptoms of dopamine deficiency (low dopamine levels) may include:
You lack motivation, "the drive"
You're tired.
You can't concentrate.
You're moody or anxious.
You don't feel pleasure from previously enjoyable experiences.
You're depressed, you feel hopeless.
You have a low sex drive.
You have trouble sleeping or have disturbed sleep.
09:27:05
your shift starts at 9 on the dot lad!
you're gonna make this up in your own time or I'll have you on your arse
Spunked on the floor, mum will clean it up
>Symptoms of dopamine deficiency (low dopamine levels) may include:
>You lack motivation, "the drive"
>You're tired.
>You can't concentrate.
>You're moody or anxious.
>You don't feel pleasure from previously enjoyable experiences.
>You're depressed, you feel hopeless.
>You have a low sex drive.
>You have trouble sleeping or have disturbed sleep.
Um... I tick every single one of these. H-how do I get my dopamine levels checked?
internet/media detox
Do no nut april
Cheers to girl channers instead of all the kinda gay vibes.
Girls should be more mean and territorial.
Its the United Queendoms, not the faggy fag fag
How often do you masturbate, Ruthmong?
This is his preferred way to 'masturbate' these days - locked in chastity, wearing a strapon, fucking a fleshlight. Told me he does it three or four times a week. Still can't believe he filmed it and posted it online.
That silicone on silicone is such a bad idea. Unless you've absolutely lathered it with lube it's going to cause microtears if you're lucky or rip the whole thing apart in the worst case.
can afford calvin klein underwear but can't afford shoes
Why do you have this video saved? Grim
Not my fault that ruthmong made that vid and posted it. I'm just lorechiving the britfeel content.
Lets pretend Ruthmong doing the sex thing XD
made that vid
He doesn't have a camera de lad learn your lore
youtube.com
*Taps signington*
Nowt ever 'appens lad
One of the surest signs that someone is quite simply a retarded mong is they think there is any credibility whatsoever in the claims that Russia will 'invade' anywhere other than Ukraine.
If someone makes this point, it should tell you that they simply are not worth talking to any more.
Suspect youre a bit of a mong too
I wonder what ASMR bae he likes rubbing his micropenis to the most.
If i shidd and fard meself, ((they)) won't be able to draft me
He has a thick penis, learn your lore
Probably Laura at the moment because Ruth is no longer on YouTube.
Thinking about supply chains x
Shan't be defending a society that won't even provide me with pussy from russian aggression. Nay.
Thread theme
youtube.com
Russia is Nigeria with snow and nukes.
Not the government's fault that women aren't attracted to you
You can argue this for sure, but then the flip side of this is the government also can't expect me to contribute to anything if I'm not getting pussy. Either there is a social contract or there isn't, you can't have a social contract for one party and no contract for another.
Does this social contract include you getting bennies?
Media in tears about markets rising again. This is NOT part of the Trump-bad-script.
It's still down massively though
The government is in total control of that, they can end my benefits totally overnight if they wish, I am merely accepting something that they are freely giving. There is no contract being violated here.
Most blokes get laid why can't you?
Probably a combination of things. Not good looking, short, no friends/social life, awkward autist, spend most days in my boxroom etc. It just never happened for me like it does for normies who can just sort of flow through life and these experiences accumulate for them.
youtube.com
Everyone should listen to this. Visionary speech. He'll go far this lad.
Prefer marmiteman4 me desu
If hhl sees this I can predict the next weltdown
One of the best
Laughed at this
HELLO. GOVENER. I AM A BRITISH MAN. TOP OF THEE MORNING TO THEE. INNIT. MATE. BLOODY. BELL THE BOBBIES.
One of the most based posts I've read in a while
My vape is working again. Did not expect that after it dove into the toilet last night. I need to order a new one. I put an old pod in and threw the toilet pod away, so I can still get muh nicotine fix, but it won't last long.
It's crazy how much potential Sean had, pissed it all away, grim.
Train ticket was 187.20, got to be the most expensive one I've ever had. Corr, at least it's not me paying for it x
Mick Lynch is, by any reasonable metric, a domestic terrorist who actively works to cripple the nation with the often explicit support and capitulation of the government.
Pretty disgusting when you think about it really. The government essentially waging war against its own people.
Orange monday... A day that shall live on in infamy. Why'd the cheetos man in chief do it bros
seasideMARK calendar update: It's April and that means it's time to take his items to the beach and benches and benches and beaches
Trips of truth
Standing room only
Hope it's not going to be a full 5 hours of this .
187.20
No seats
1 of the 2 toilets doesn't work
Other one doesn't have the hand drier working
Does any other country in the world have lower value for money trains?
NTA, the government has nearly always done things against the people of the country, it's why they only say doing things for the good of the country, instead of saying they do things for the people of the country try.
It's all to keep businesses in the country, to keep a source of tax, not just the revenue from taxing the business , but businesses have employee's, employee's pay tax, and there's more profit in taxing the workforce than just business tax. Plus, they need to have a good reputation to be able to keep piling debt on the country. Think of it as nothing more than having a good credit score.
If Sean made videos when the alt-right stuff took off in 2016 he could have become an e-celeb and made some money off that.
He right to be grateful. Very lucky to live on the Jurassic coast.
He truly was ahead of his time x
with the often explicit support and capitulation of the government.
we living in the same country?
you can disagree with their demands or trade unions entirely, how much it ends up costing the country or inconveniencing ordinary britons. you don't have to invent bullshit.
Nta him but union bosses are primarily there to cause trouble. Better conditions for those in the union is a bonus because it lures people into joining unions but that's never the end goal
A british visionary x
~Fun times in Grimsby today!
(yeah Grimsby!)
Why don't you post your face sad little man
aye i wrote some waffle, but basically even if they're nothing but thugs there isn't much else holding the politicians to account.
some people do have the whole cancel culture thing happen to them, Twitter means their job's over, shit's weird. BUT at the same time i remember when doing a line of cocaine or sleeping outside of marriage could be a whole tabloid scandal, would anyone give a fuck now? they've all done it.
what riles people up to riot levels is basically random. we all just grumble and go about our day. there aren't torches and pitchforks outside the TUC demanding the unions pack it the fuck in, or outside Parliament demanding they sort things with the unions. just eternal strikes. and they can't even pull off the commie dream of a wildcat, general strike (been over a century now).
Little trip into townberg for some food shopping x
For me, I evade rail fares whenever I can, must be tens of thousands over a lifetime now, and none of this was even paid for by me
Paris Hilton has that same dog
He cute x
Yeah I know, the UK government is basically a textbook case of how to run a country badly. But the thing is, even if it was all just about tax revenues, running the country better would produce better tax revenues even according to their own framework.
Take a well-run country, Singapore, for example. Tax revenue per person is 84,229.47 USD. The tax revenue per person of one of the worst-run countries in the world, the UK, is a mere 44,126.29 USD, basically half. Running a country well benefits them just as much as it benefits us, yet they refuse to do it. This is why I think it goes beyond incompetence. I think there truly is a bubbling underlying pool of malice that the government holds for English people. The taxes are punitive - designed to impoverish. Singapore, by contrast has lower taxes across the board, safer/cleaner streets, easier business environment, modern effective infrastructure and so on, yet pulls in MORE revenue per person from taxes anyway.
What actually happens when you get caught pal? With that much experience you must have got unlucky a couple times.
indoor brickwork
always wanted a mad loft flat like this. just some big open bedsit. sort of thing that should be cheap because it was an old industrial block they stripped, but it'll be a fancy hipster place in Shoreditch or one of them. electric guitar in the corner. neon sign that says "BAR". vinyls on a DIY breeze block shelf. oh aye.
Love me some Sabrina 'Snowbunny' Carpenter
Very masculine x
Seems pointless if your employer is footing the bill regardless
tampon sticking out of her fanny
grim
Sean has the worst life on /britfeel/
Prove me wrong (you can't)
Yeah, for ideological and ethnic reasons both the UK government and many of its institutions are explicitly Anti-English Anti-Britsh Anti-christian Anti-White.
Even at the less explicit level, corruption is absolutely rife. People only do things for themselves and their foreign homelands even if not specifically out of a hatred for the English.
Basically nothing will ever get better. I'm sure during the fall of Rome people thought it was a temporary blip but like the UK is, it eventually collapsed
What's going on with the jeans? Strange seam placement
Me? On that Tuesday morning wuppagrind.
Ugly cunt kys
I know beforehand if the station has a ticket barrier or not. So usually 'getting caught' means buying a ticket from the guard as he's coming down the aisle. On the odd occasion I come up against a ticket barrier then I'll claim to have boarded at a station without barriers where the machine wasn't working.
It's much better up norf because they have 'promise to pay' Which basically means you only pay when you come across a guard, often which doesn't happen.
The golden rule of course is don't push your luck. People who get fined, or worse, police intervention bring it on themselves. It's not about avoiding literally every single ticket because you can't, but minimising what you're paying.
yeah i've gotten lucky to the point i've saved more than i've lost. Euro-anon the other day had a good point, you always hear in X country it's Y euros and that covers the whole country and it's great.
fuck these particular companies, they come and go and ultimately a lot of them are multinationals/owned abroad anyway. a lot of these 'buses coming under public ownership' or 'Department for Transport operator of last resort' stories are just because nobody wants the contracts any more, not because We The People have won.
NTA but i'd just tell the conductor i was in a rush or the ticket machine broke, then i'd get charged for a ticket there. the dick move was then i couldn't use a Railcard but overall i offset the 'theft' by how much i saved.
if it was at some barriers and i couldn't sneak through, every station i've been to has a machine on the pre-barrier side and they just let me buy my ticket as if i'd bought it legit.
heard grim stories of it getting worse in one way or the other but it never seems to affect me. even if some aggro bloke/woman is on the warpath with their "tickets. please." i don't see what they even expect from me. i'm not threatening them or kicking off, just bluntly saying, "yeah, i couldn't get one."
they know i'm lying. i know i'm lying. they've heard it a thousand times. i'm not losing sleep over it.
Pretty much. I don't like to doompost like this, but I genuinely don't see any way out of this situation. Politically it's not possible, which leaves a coup, but the conditions for a coup aren't there. The country will simply keep declining. South Africa tier.
Don't like long posts, never read them x
You're too low IQ to read our high IQ posts. Go to a mong thread like /brit/ if you can't handle it
Brit is too fast for me x
Happy Thatcher Death day folks. Oh aye.
His neck is long
His penis is short
His virginity is eternal
His brain is tiny
It's much better up norf because they have 'promise to pay'
oh is this only up here? i always wondered, the first time that happened. i mean i've seen old, seemingly well-off people who just pay on the train. like to them it's the old days of getting on a bus and the conductor goes round, not paying the driver. they're not using apps or any of that shite.
People who get fined, or worse, police intervention bring it on themselves.
i've occasionally seen the THREAT of this happen to completely innocent people, e.g. tourists who at worst just didn't understand how it worked. getting to go off on one about how "the British Transport Police WILL become involved" and some random Chinese family "COULD end up in court", seems to be the highlight of their lives.
high stress job and all that, but it's not always drunken yobbos kicking off. purely one-sided coming from the inspector. not sure if that's considered doing the job well, or one of those situations where those are the last types who should be in those jobs.
Post your neck/penis/virginity status
Chuckling at this post outside Orpington train station
Post Orpington train station, you won't
like them, me. some interesting discussion. more verticality on the page in the nonsense/porn than in a post it takes you 30 seconds to read. your time isn't valuable.
also this. legitimately faster than some kind of chatroom. thread dies, next, thread dies, next. one or two posts stick out and get replies. it's not real discussion. slow boards (with those pesky 'long posts') are always best, but popularity happens and the signal-to-noise ratio goes down
Sounds like Sean
Why would I post my train station? Is it so unbelievable to you that some lad is visiting Orpington
Are you a seamstress, lass?
short snappy dolly posts that have been made hundreds of times before more your speed
Managed to get a seat but the train is so packed and loud, no point trying to read my book. Very grim indeed
This is a blog dedicated to telling the stories of some of the most fascinating royal women of the last two centuries. It's primarily a personal passion project that will hopefully have the bonus effect of being entertaining and informative to others!
can't be fucked with Insta and all the login stuff, but their blog on the surface SEEMS to just be quick, plain English accounts of royals throughout history (including world history).
but the 'About the Author' explaining their academic/online interest has one of these crossdressing pics and he doesn't explain it. explain this one to me, HHL.
video blogger MarmiteMan4
n/p/v
3" (classic bulldog folds)/4" x 3.5"/lost at 15, regained since
post yours.
Corr never seen that pic of Sean before
Off for a trekkie brekkie and a mooch about the seafront. Oh aye.
If he can walk around sunderland he can deliver mail
Not sure about length but I wear 18.5" neck shirts
5.5"*6"
Lost in July 2014 aged 22
don't know how people manage to read on trains anyway to be honest. sat on a park bench or something even if people are about, sure. but you're basically in a room with at least a handful of people who are (fairly) having conversations.
those mad cunts who can WALK AROUND while reading are wild. it's not like someone on their phone it's some bloke who's mastered London he can swerve onto the Tube while actually reading a novel with one hand. that's not casual multitasking that's something else.
T. Low testosterone high estrogen consoomer
Some train carriages are quiet, sometimes they are only 1/4 full
If you didn't have neo-nazi arc in your teens and early 20s you're a normie tbqh.
oh i thought we were talking about neck length not collar size.
just to be clear i don't have a 3" circumference neck.
You taking your gay dog? x
just to be clear i don't have a 3" circumference neck.
Laughed out loud on a packed train between Birmingham and Tamworth at this post
I'm a normie regardless
neo-nazi arc in your teens and early 20s
Still in it my leeeeeed!
We all weo-wazis in life x
My arc is still ongoing
Who are the thread Nazis then?
HHL, Shipanon, Chika, Ponce. Anyone else?
weo-wazis in life
Chika is left wing. Most people with a high IQ are.
There's at least 6 of us
Most people with a high IQ are.
Sad lad imposter. I'm post-political how many times do I gotta say it. I said my piece. Besides views don't actually matter, the way you live your life does. And I come short on many things in that regard so I don't take myself too seriously x.
Ah yes, arbroathy too
i think books just take a level of absorption where even two people down the carriage having a consistent conversation would distract me. reason libraries are meant to be silent/quiet
and it's not like talking during a film or summat, i've actually had completely random full-on conversations with strangers and i worry we're shifting away from that. nothing weird or sexual. just we're all human beings who are going to be a bit bored together for at least an hour.
even with loud drunk lads or hen dos on a night it's like a contact high.
Do you have a thread name? I don't even recognise you but others seem to
Don't forget Shush
Go on lad respond to yourself pretending to be me and create some le epic drama XD because it's so entertaining to your tiny brain
HHL
Shipanon
Ponce
Arbroathy
Shush
Unidentified anime poster
Corr, a full SS brigade in this very thread
Lads here and on discord call me 'Lollers'
I was genuinely asking. I can't distinguish the anime posters, the only ones I know are chika and lollers and I can't even tell them apart
Der Fuhrer would be proud of us all
1488
Haha XD
Le epic!
Look there's only one guy who ever responds to me on here. Positive, negative, or neutral responses/questions that always lead into insults. All day every day and it's more than likely you right now speaking to me so let's not pretend like I don't know you're obsessed with le epic internet trolling. As you were.
Sorry if Ive offended you lad. Try not to let it ruin your day
He's leaving the house and putting Anon Babble away for a bit, which is more than you do on any given day.
Neighbours are out wondering what the fuck happened to their plants. I saw two magpies going fucking apeshit at them this morning. LMAO.
Alright lad, someone else said you were lollers, I was being sincere but I know you get trolled and impersonated a lot. A lot of us do desu
He's in a dolly frenzy
Tried to quit Britfeel but only lasted a few hours.
Marxist arc for me. read some actual-Nazi stuff in the school library because it turns out you are 'allowed' to read them and form an opinion, and i think that's correct. just disagreed. shocker.
nowadays i just want some vague return to public services and so on, stuff that benefits ordinary people. NHS, council houses, bennies, a new leisure centre for HHL, all that.
don't want to fall into any trap of "vote Reform/similar for our Immigration Policy, then stay while we implement Other Policies!!" (Green Party are the closest to Old Labour? the Greens. the environmentalist ones?? the fuck is going on)
Alright fair enough. All I know is there is one very sad goblin who is here from 11am until 12am every single day, for the past 8 years. Most of the drama, insults, drivel about people who haven't even posted here for years etc is him.
I-it him, it all one poster!
Yes.
Oh yeah?
I wanna fuck Angie Dickinson, see who gets lucky first.
Got a decent seat with a table. It lush
Fuck off pussy eater!
don't like how spam emails have aged up with me.
it's less about getting a bigger dick or finding girls in my area, it's more about getting erections again and reversing hair loss. i should also apparently be in a situation where i COULD qualify for solar panels, and maybe there's a miracle cure for my diabetes.
Wonder if it's the same person who impersonates me too
Some sprog on the train wailing "I want YouTube"
Noticed in restaurants now a lot of parents just letting their kids mong out to their tablet at full volume disturbing other guests.
short snappy dolly posts that have been made hundreds of times before more your speed
So it seems, so it seems.
Grown adults do this on public transport playing tiktoks.
this could feasibly describe me and every so often i get accused of being someone else and i genuinely have no clue what's going on.
in fact i'm going to invert this and assume it's you, since you just did the same thing with some other anon.
my dolly gimmick personality routine (or 'posting' as i call it) is about my drug addiction usually. main source of feels on the blogpost quarantine thread. postman showed up an hour ago, couple of DHCs + zopiclones and i am feeling chill. might order that specific Co-op pepperoni pizza recommended yesterday.
Just had to resort to shitting on a train. Very grim indeed
let me guess, you're new?
Alright fellow Memri TV enthusiast
i suppose it's just become convenient and now a generation has grown up with it, so it'll be interesting what that's like.
even when it was iPods in a dockable speaker that took effort, it was an event. thinking some mad New York gangster thing with a "boom box".
it's taken less as a given that just playing stuff out loud is rude, in fact maybe now we're inconsiderate for having a problem with something so normal? same goes for randomly filming strangers. PINAC for cops or whatever, fine. young'uns filming on a train or in a restaurant for TikTok, even if there's a 'scene'? especially at that age, don't you WANT everyday life and daft little mistakes to not be recorded and archived, possibly forever?
I've been here since 2014 lad
The genepool continues to get more damaged every day. If you're not a mong, do you part and sprog a woman
Shut up you grim tit of a man
True. I noticed it becoming more prevalent when I was a teenager and people playing games at full volume or listening to music without headphones. I would never dream of doing something like that in public. Everyone seems to walk around on speaker phone now as well. Fucking mentalists.
Currently passing through Derby station thinking of Cam
Funny how they are literally all paedophiles
Just gave my dogs a steak between them and they went fucking nuts like it was their last meal on earth.
Ponce isn't a paedophile, I mean some of the others aren't too, but with Ponce there's literally nothing at all
"here mate, could you take a photo of us?"
"yeah"
"cheers"
that was the classic holiday thing but even at random spots around England i still get this.
other people just take photos or videos all the time, because they can. can't even contest it because then you're some cringe millennial IN their video.
it's not that it's a crime or a sex thing, it's that a minority of vlogger/Instagram types must take it for granted every passer-by is fine with it? it's THEIR video, you're a mere shopper just buying milk. (plus it looks ridiculous you're not a film crew selectively getting vox pops, you're a grown man with a selfie stick walking through a city centre talking to yourself.)
Funny how they are literally all paedophiles
SCREAMING and HOWLING
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Trip on gaylord
I've watched a YouTube video before and thought "ah I recognise this street" then seen myself in that very video.
Every standard is eroding. I want to blame paks and wogs but the white people are getting worse across the board too. When did it become queer to behave with any kind of decency.
Trip on gaylord
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I get this all the time in tourist spots. Wonder how many people would just steal a phone and do a runner. I mean it was different when it was a disposable camera but like fuck if I'm handing a stranger my 1000 quid phone.
Hit the nail on the head there lad. Ever more pakis and the whites are getting worse too
Since the vape shops and Turkish barbers took over my local high street there has been an influx of Arab men just standing around loitering. There are around 3 vape shops and like 6 Turkish barbers around my town centre.
Somebody is benefitting from this situation, otherwise the situation would change. What's stopping them making changes that would help the people of the country? If politicians did things for the benefit of us, then we wouldn't be getting raped by this cost of living bollocks that has been happening for the last~5 years. Big corporations making unprecedented profits. Something isn't right.
Most of them are just laundering drug money lid. Govt and coppers knows and do nothing in case Hope Not Hate kicks up a fuss
Non-western Europeans love to just loiter around aimlessly.
i might have some latent mong genes. don't even know what's worth testing for but i was a miserable child and i think some portion of that is nature over nurture.
also i just wouldn't be a good dad. can barely look after myself, me. wouldn't want to bring a child into this world where he/she has to be dependent on me, and i don't trust myself to fuck it up either. some people just have kids without a care or forethought.
if some decent parents can't conceive and want my trve White English sperm (can provide documentation on this front, at least) then i'd give that for free. or for drugs money. not good at haggling. is sperm worth anything? is it in demand??
What's stopping them making changes that would help the people of the country?
Will, they don't want to
It's shocking. I think the High Street needs to change and open more activities and things to do rather than shops because they're all closing one by one. Bargain shops, vape shops, barber shops, nail salons will be all that's left.
THREE nail salons with all Asian staff have opened within the past year. What the fuck is going on there? I highly suspect some sort of trafficking.
The stupid thing about this is you will fret endlessly about parenting and probably do at least a 4/10 job whereas 70iq knuckle draggers will shit out 6 kids and abuse them their whole lives just for a few extra bennies a month to spend on substances or takeaways.
Its just albanians, human traffickers of prostitutes and windrushers laundering drug and whore money. The Met know but you know yourself what the Met will do if the criminals aren't white Brits.
HELLO. IT IS I. A BRITISH MAN, ONCE AGAIN. I HAVE RETURNED FROM YONDER. I WALKED THE THAMES AND FEEL PARCHED. PROPER KNACKERED. I WILL QUENCH MY THIRST WITH A CHEEKY BIT OF TEA AND CRUMPETS. YUM. WOW. REMINDS ME OF WHEN I MET A DODGY YANK. HE WAS QUITE CHUFFED ABOUT DONALD TRUMP. SORTED HIM QUICK I DID. HE BE IN THE THAMES NOW.
I'm not in London, lad. Nothing to do with the MET. It's happening all over the country.
same haha. "oh fuck i think i remember that day", something twigs, then i walk past. reminded me of that guy filming a random vlog/documentary about magma where George Lucas just happens to be strolling by.
yeah it feels quaint because I'M thinking, "shit man, are you sure?"
also terrible at taking decent photos generally but i do want them to just have this nice snap for their family hols. i don't think it's naivete that they've handed me their iPhone and i could do a runner, it's just some warm optimism and casual profiling (will take it as a compliment, but maybe i should START stealing since anyone could just happen to be a thief)
Every time I'm forced to take public transport I'm grateful that I don't need to do it on a daily basis. The unwashed masses are truly horrific to be around for any length of time.
I was thinking the same thing. If you have any doubt about your abilities, then by default you're more responsible than most parents
The real reason they're shutting down /britfeel/ in June
yeah i don't want people priced out of parenting, if they get some help through schemes like Sure Start or free school meals that's lovely.
but
some people just have kids without a care or forethought.
i have no idea HOW they do this. they KNOW they're stretched thin as it is but they have another kid. just out of animal instinct?
Corr, you on public transport now? I'm 2 hours into a 5 hours train. Very Grim
some people just have kids without a care or forethought
Yes pal on a Manchester tram surrounded by groups of ethnics playing gangster rap out loud.
Any other long term NEETs here? How do you break up the monotony of every day?
but they have another kid. just out of animal instinct?
What does any of this even mean? How do they measure the productivity of an entire country?
Manchester trams can be very grim, especially just after school closing time. At least they are easy to fare evade
Stop asking good questions and just panic about the decline mate
i think this is one of those cases where "if you have self-awareness, it's less of a problem" is true, sure, but there's a limit there.
sober, decent job/income, place to live, loving wife, healthy sprog. still think just as a mental person i'd have a breakdown and do a runner, which i don't want for hypotheti-sprog.
need my own space generally even in loving relationships i've been in. but kids require constant attention/need, at some point i can't provide that or i'd fall back on coping with drink/drugs. and fucking hell if the kid requires some EXTRA care, autism or similar, i just don't have the heart, lads ;__;
Gdp per capita? The only reason we have 'economic growth' is due to inflation
They're all on holiday now so they've got all day to ruin everyone else's. Just got off fortunately. I'll probably get an Uber on the way home, genuinely.
At some point having a low IQ and no self awareness can be a positive. For example, people with Down Syndrome can often easier find employment than a self aware autist.
i knew it
youtube.com
seasideMARK is live at Studland
It's very easy to understand, lad, it's just what percentage of the gdp each worker contributes. We have had stagnant GDP in real terms for years now (only superficially increasing due to money printing and population increases driving receipt returns), while the population has exploded above natural rates due to mass immigration. Combine that with the fact that huge swathes of people immigrating literally sit on benefits all day and those that do work are disproportionately in low paid jobs ('high skilled' immigration is functionally not a thing in the UK at this point, arguably never was really) and you get plummeting productivity.
Really anyone who argues economically for a pro-mass-immigration platform at this point is just delusional or malicious.
He beached
Was on a Manchester tram recently and it was 90% black, not even 90% non white but specifically black, not even mixed
Nice to see SSM somewhere other than Swanage or Weymouth desu
Woman on the train keeps smiling at me. Can't cope with this desu
Smile back at her?
Far too autistic for that, she's clearly very normie and confident too, which is more off-putting.
God she smiled again. Well out of my depth here
Christ I'm such a robot. She thought she was going to perk my day up but she's just reminded me of how abnormal I am
She smiled again. I think I could force a smile in return but it would be so obvious it was forced.
Normally when a woman looks at you and laughs it's insulting. I guess he's just so buckbroken socially at this point that he doesn't understand this.
Stop looking at her then
Can't just stare down all the time, sometimes you have to move your head a bit and look around
You seem to be pretty invested in your phoneposting so staring down is what you've been doing anyway.
She's not laughing, and I can understand the difference between and ridiculing smirk and a smile. She's Chinese anyway, so far more likely to be sincere
That made me crack a smile, should have used that opportunity to look back at her
the balding, racist van driver is smitten with the qt chinese girl
pottery
She clearly wants to shag lad
Think she's given up now
left my flat for one time
almost got in a fight with a pensioner
I just sat at a table and something about Ukraine came on the TV. So the pensioner, I mean he could've been a hard late 40. Woddled up too me and told me I should be there fighting for the ukrainians.
So I got in a heated debate and told him why doesnt he go. He kept stumbling over his words, man was in the perfect age range to avoid most wars.
Anyway I told him to fuck off, and he kept mumbling about how its "m-my local", I said if its your local wheres your mates? And told him to fuck off again.
Anyway I was gangstalked by about 3 grey haired men who could barely walk while smoking a cigarette.
The outside world isnt for me.
I'm not though, that's the whole point
Possibly, but even so that's not going to happen
balding, racist van driver
Reckon he wants you to impregnate her. Missed opportunity there mate
Sounds like the premise for a heart warming romcom
An English soundspacker. It's obvious rageb8 anyway
chest hair grows weird
like to shave it
three days later I have weird chest hair stubble
What am I supposed to shave this everyday?
get it waxed lad, or that lazer thing they do
I only understand what rageb8 means, but it had me raging. I've actually seen him a few times before and talked too him, I dont think he remembers but he's always been a cunt. Spends his entire time alone outside pubs. Tried to one time impress me that he was in a band.
For all I know she could be on the train for another 2 hours. Still got a chance.
The lazer thing doesn't work forever either. My wife has it done on her legs which was OK for a while, but her fanny and arse hair keeps growing back even after 3 treatments.
I got more problems I need to deal with first before wobbling my fat ass down to the beauticians to get my man tits lasered.
tfw no lazer gun fanny'd gf
Would like to cancel Netflix but me parents use it. Fucking ripoff nowadays for their basic non advert plan.
A real person saying "you should be fighting there in Ukraine" very very very grim indeed. Oh aye
17 watching
Where are the Seaside Army? I remember when he used to get 100 viewers
letting a chinaman take mission impossible lazers to your wifes gash is it lad?
I actually dont know what the fuck he wanted me to do.
Yeah you're right duck
Yeah I should pack my bags today
You have such good ideas
fucking bellend
They've all been forced to get jobs
Never had goyflix myself, is it good?
Over half way now. Corr
Exactly, because somebody is benefitting.
Like the article I posted yesterday said, the hellites are expecting something catastrophic to happen, and the real big powers have their bunkers they can go to. An interesting word thing I did see yesterday, picrel. What a weird mantra, after us the deluge. I take deluge as a vast amount of water. The great flood? Earth changing back to a glacial age, but first it heats up, and the glaciers around the planet start to melt.
There is information these people have, and it seems like they don't want us knowing about it.
because somebody is benefitting.
Definitely some greedy zionists involved. Can't argue with that.
It was more worth it when it was cheaper. They do have a decent back catalogue at this point as well as WWE but I have a big physical media collection so don't really use it much.
Another bloke sat next to me but she isn't looking at him.
SEASIDE IN STUDLAND
Corr but she did look at me again
He just ended the live stream.
Where is life taking us eh lads
Passing through Leeds and thinking of Ebin (his team)
Muh dollies
Lots of tower cranes here. (Thinking of SCEA)
smiled back at that woman and she smiled back
The travelling man child
Train is very cramped and noisy again now. Grim
What are you doing with your day big man? Earning a wage are you?
Not riding a gay train for benders? Ponce
I'll tell you what I'm not doing, big man. I'm not playing dollies like a fat inane man child on the anonymous internet.
qrd on ponce is this a new dolly
Train goblin
Thought it was Filey or Scarborough he lives in?
187 bong to stand in the aisle cramped like sardines. State of it, people seething now too kek
You literally are though, shush
Speaking of benders. I read about these today
People moaning about trains should get on Flixbus. Cheap as fuck.
Love me a Flixbus. They've transported me across much of Europe.
depends what you've got in. pre-Covid i enjoyed going to the supermarket whenever i fancied which would often be every day. then cook: slow cooker stews, big pot of chilli, paellas, roasts, stir fries, whatever. ideally stuff you can 'bulk cook' and then you have a library of tupperware ready to go.
the shopping (in-person) was fun, so was making the food. hell even cleaning. scratches that body's itch for some sort of routine and movement even if you just view ready meals/takeaways preferable as your actual meals.
suppose games, if you've got a decent PC or some console.
reading but then i have to be away from screens. just do.
tricky one but drugs. in moderation, they combat the seethe and monotony of being cooped up. microdose acid or something, as long as it's a nice day like today, place is generally clean. everything just gets a bit brighter, maybe a spark like now you WANT to go have a nice walk outside, or write stuff down.
sedatives are chill but i went too far. ketamine is like a wonder drug at first, quick fix for depression. but when your bladder is in agony and you're sneezing up gunk, nope. benzos and painkillers carry risks too but it's more about standard tolerance/addiction. same way someone might have a joint, you could have a comfy melt-into-sofa evening of your own.
i can't even get it all, not that there's a lot, it's just that your chest is slightly concave and solid. even a close safety razor with a standard razorblade, the width/flatness of it ALWAYS misses some hairs for me.
that's when i say fuck it and just use the little flip-up bit of an old beard trimer. good for going around the nipples too. stubbly rather than shaven, but i'd prefer that than nothing, no need to faff about with wax strips.
What's up my dossers it's Leglad coming at you live from the shitter
I work less than 20 hours a week and still get to pick up bennies so I might as well be a NEET. Been that way for 5 years now. I was a drug addict but am sober now. I spend most of my time licking my wounds about nogf and wasted life. The rest of the time I'm playing vidya and watching movies when I'm not at work doing next to nothing. I walk for 90 minutes a day outside just to try and get some sun too.
Shitter's a bit close to the door, no?
Don't care for me mum lids. Needs constant support to do anything right and been babied her entire life.
God Indians are so fucking tedious to be around
On the phone
Can't hear the speaker literally in my ear over the noise of some street shitter about 3 seats down the carriage
New pants on this time. Oh lush. How come your not sat outside in the garden mate?
Been to town with my mam it was too overwhelming and had to come home early. Too bright, too loud and too hot. Back in my room now playing Pokemon yellow. Dont like going outside lads. Too scary.
Yea it's not ideal but it's only the downstairs toilet
Can't shit in the garden pal. I'll be out there later.
Turkish barber shops
American candy stores
vapes/phones/nails
"It's all embezzlement and drugs!!!!1"
all right how does this work then. always lads hanging around, can i just ask? or is it purely a front for shifting the money?
i think my local corner shop did something along these lines. nice middle-aged bloke, had his family over one time, just seemed like a typical extended family kicking about the shop, fine.
then as a regular customer i guess he trusted me more. and kids on bikes would come in and just give him wads of cash. stacks on the till counter. "fuck's going on there? did he send them to the bank for notes for tomorrow, or something? does he run/work with another shop nearby?"
then some 13-year-old Indian kid cycling off as i leave asks if i smoke weed, sure, gives me his (?) number. or some dealer's number. just felt dodgy because i don't want an actual child cycling half an ounce of weed to me. and it's this shopkeeper's son or nephew or something.
tl;dr: "it's a front for drugs!" okay, how to purchase said drugs?
Just stubbed my toe
If Shippy is right wing why is he friends with a pakistani tranny?
Littleroot Town... Home...
Anyone else membah Gameboy Colour Xploder cheat code thingy
I membah.
i don't want an actual child cycling half an ounce of weed to me
Most of the people foaming at the mouth about nonces peddle drugs to children, or use them for delivery and think it's absolutely fine
I 'membah' you are a balding homosexual
another classic romcom setup innit. My Beautiful Laundrette for the Anon Babble generation.
Seethe on goblin mong
This. Honestly I feel bad for them because on some level I wish everyone could get along, but holy fucking christ they make it so difficult to get along with. Everything they do and say and how they act and smell and talk etc. etc. makes everyone revile them. The cherry on top though is that they don't 'get' it. They don't seem to understand that the reason nobody likes them is THEM, not some inherent racism that the world just feels for them for no reason, it's their fault that people don't like them. Ironically this total lack of self-awareness is part of the problem with jeets, so it just fuels this spiral of negativity angled towards them.
Everything is projection with you.
So based on this fact we know you're:
Bald
Watch gay porn
Have never had a job
Spend every waking hour on Anon Babble
Fat
Virgin
Ugly
No friends
Estranged or otherwise ashamed family
No hope
No life
Low status
Poor
Extremely angry and upset about all of the above
Anything else?
Oh I forgot one:
Reply to yourself because you have no life.
God bless gen 3, that's for sure lollers mate. You ever play Emerald Seaglass? It's the best rom hack of gen 3 I've ever played, hands down.
too easy my leeed
Have never had a job
You haven't had this one out of the personality folder for a while
Nah I'm weird about romhacks. Even though gamefreak get lots of things wrong and romhacks fix things, it feels like a fake experience. Idk. I just use cheats to get shinies and catch things that aren't in the pre-game but that's about it.
Just want a qt Ruth style gf. Life ain't fair.
Wonder what she as been up to since her last video.
I remember the xploder thing
Fair enough, but I still encourage you to play it. It's definitely not a fake experience. I actually get what you mean and I stayed away from romhack for a long time for the same reason - it didn't feel 'real', but trust me the quality of romhacks these days is crazy high. Seaglass also goes for gen 2 inspired sprites, graphics and assets, so it looks beautiful. Seriously check it out laddy.
Steak club Wuesday x
Washing it down with a wint of Woretti
Live your own life, but personally I would not be eating a steak meal that cost 10.27
Nice microwaved wetherspoons steak nonce
very angry footrat these last few days
Fuming that youre at work x
Too much time nothing to do
Learn linux, laddy!
Brother thought it was a good idea to buy 40 eggs at a farmers market so we are having scrambled eggs on toast for dinner tonight. Grim. Its like eating during the war here at b towers tonight. Not happy. Want a proper dinner.
Want a proper dinner.
Did somebody say Just Eat laddy
French toast is 4x LUSH de lid
Think we both know the answer to that question sadly.
Retard jeans? Oh aye x
Oh aye I've got me retard jeans. Retarded they are oh aye x.
I just buy black jeans. They tend to go with anything.
what are 'Retard jeans'
I hope her and Jamal are happy with their babby
Obsessed sexually with black men
i like Polished Crystal for the quality of life stuff
dislike that it's bringing elements from the newer games 'backwards' into it, moves and whole types and such
even the writing has changed, i guess from the remakes? gets a bit fan-fiction-y that. just liked having a glossier, snappier version of Crystal.
gen 3 lost me because at that point it clearly was just the same game over and over, didn't like the new monsters. anything tedious, they just added more (HM 13 - Snowboard!) then gen 4 did that 3D models + 2D sprites look and went for more of 'a story' and i just wasn't on-board.
it's basically an open world game in the way a lot of JRPGs are, i did the gyms in the wrong order a lot as a kid. when they went proper 3D they should have become Pokemon Snap except with AI instead of scripted events. go in cave, it's a dungeon (in the Daggerfall sense) you have to look around for Zubats and so on. Zelda 2D -> 3D at least tried something along those lines.
those spin-offs look cool but could they just reboot Pokemon itself? or call it Pocket Monsters as if it's a spin-off series? they're not cutting the Dex or anything haha they're just starting with 300 classics. now go actually interact with the 3D environment like some DOS dungeon crawler, USE your items/moves to climb up a level, burn down some ivy, whatever.
what are 'Retard jeans'
here
they look like normal jeans to me, no?
Sorry to say this but you may be retarded like Sean
Aye, he easily summed up your pathetic life
whoa mate are those boot cut instead of straight cut in MMCCV? lmaoooo
i remember buying raw denim 'jawnz' and the end result was permanent dye on all my shit. 'that's the point!' also you 'don't wash them'. clothes. jeans. you just don't wash them.
or you do, and then yeah all the dye comes out. because they haven't been washed as jeans do. but it's worth it for that personal raw selvage aesthetic where there's blue marks on all your shoes and a clear phone/wallet outline on your pockets. like a beautiful snowflake
Hope leglad is enjoying the sun
Bet Tyreese gave her a few more marks since lid
What about the random Arabs w turbans on filming weans in barshaw park nd other parks as well ON MOTHERS DAY!!!
It appears that the briefest mention of 'retard jeans' has once again sent him into an apoplectic fit of seething rage. His nerves, touched. His being, rattled.
I shall retreat into the night until a later time to allow him to cool down.
Ur an npc mate put your chelsea boots on and do one
I shall retreat into the night until a later time to allow him to cool down.
You wont. You will be here all evening with the usual trolling you pathetic cunt
Seriously though why does he get upset when you mention his jeans?
I shall retreat into the night
He's enjoying a nice dinner whilst you're here seething about him
Nice high res image there mong
Steak was lush and I mean LUSH. Had a look at some furniture in town but couldn't find anything worth getting. The search for that new couch continues.
Wearing a suit is the default NPC costume fir men
Corr, in the Wapital city of the Welper Regime.
It lush x
Fair few pakis around town. At least the preacher is Christian
Wonder if HHL will meet up with his 'oldest ally'
I'm guessing not
I just jumped in a Waxi can't stick around
Dont like just eat lad never ordered from it. Dont trust it simple as. I only have food from McDonalds and local takeout thats down the road. Not paying for delivery. Simple as.
Tell you what, Sunderland is definitely more lively than a lot of towns. Not endless rows of boarded up shops, pretty lush actually x
The search for that new couch continues.
They literally don't make comfortable couchs anymore. Charity shops are you best bet, if they don't have a lingering smell
Okay, fine, we've accepted that we will never again speak to a customer service worker who is a native English speaker. But can we at least deport child rapists as a trade off?...
When I spoke to the RAC they were English, and they specifically said "You're through to the RAC in Bristol" making specific point that they were in England
Those people aren't living here mate. The calls centers are all routed through big farms of the fuckers in central Europe. All the banks do this now.
does the station still have those creepy shadow people?
didn't like those on late solo trains not one bit, frankly.
when i was with Spark Energy all their call centres were in Scotland somewhere
couldn't understand a word they were saying
Creepy shadow people? Not sure what you mean lad. Darkies?
I didn't mean on the phone, that's an obvious write-off, has been for decades. Whenever I've been patched through to a company trying to emphasise that their call centre is in the UK it's always "HELLO SARR MY NAME I JONADAN HOW MAY I HELP YOU YES SIR?!".
I didn't mean call centres (see above), I meant in person.
I don't wear jeans anymore, retard walking trousers for me now de lid.
The RAC guy I spoke to was definitely English
If i lived england i rather be up the veryvtop like cumbria or else proper souf on the coast theyre both kino in their own way
What is the point in a place like Sunderland? Why?
hahaha
nah the installation thing on the walls. just some daft light-up tiles, give the vague impression of people/crowds. shrooms + night + alone on train and they're like some mad creepypasta monster, aren't they? even when you KNOW it's artwork it's how they'd hide. everything else has a weird look to it those were already kind of blurry so why aren't they blurrier? freaks me out. let me off the train.
According to Nick Ferrari it's one of the worst places to live
there's the way it ought to be, and there's the way it is
But when I went to newcastle it reminded me of glasgow pretty much, I liked it I dont know much ahout sunderland. Never heard much about it until HHL. Looks nice
Oh yea nd shppy have you ever been to Keswick, I fink its the most kino place to live in England
historically? shipbuilding.
currently? car factory. cheap office HQ for at least one major transport operator at any given time. the home of Gentoo, the world's most powerful Linux distribution.
Imagine getting moved here by the social proper slice of heaven
population of the parish is 830
Kino
Only mongs and boomers need to call customer service because they are too retarded to figure stuff out themselves
i hated living in small towns fucking boring
Am candy flipping helen
SSM in Swanage
Fuck me chatgpt takes a fucking age to generate images.
Cornwall is Thurso of england I fink,,both got surfing too
Xx
it not rite mate
ave got the chat logs mate youve been fuckin exposed and it in 4k recurded strate on youtubes
xx
SSM had a good day dossing today. He can't wait for the summer.
He'll be on the beaches and the benches, oh aye x
hahahahaha okay this one turned out half decent, fair play chatgpt
threehotbimbos.png in studio ghibli style kek
what an improvement x
Police on the way on immediate response ur going nowhere x
i flipping regret it now mate please dont arrest me i werent do it again will i
why are people even more miffed than usual at this Ghibli filter?
hasn't Snapchat had this exact kind of thing for ages? i get they really like Studio Ghibli and Hayao Miyazaki but HE. WORKED. HARD. to MAKE. THAT. ANIMATION. yeah cool. now someone's made a neat AI toy. that's fine, surely. hell, THEY could use it to speed up their animation process.
Ur under citizens arrest I will fucking deck you x
how does it make sense to take a shower and then a shit right after
why not take a shit first
Interesting fact: 8% of homes in Sunderland have no indoor toilet.
Post 400 anxiety is doing me in. Might have to claim PIP.
id kms if i had a northern accent
Northern Irish accent is worse.
Just watched Valkyrie
Plenty of space there for more diverse communities.
I'll make a thread on Anon Babble, oh no can't do that because you're scared of poster ids lmfao
Might go to Tesco and buy one thing from A to Z for internet points.
these new developments never have shit in them its just houses dont know why they think its a good idea
a sed stop feckin recurdin me
my fuckin rite int it
x
Garden time is it not
mong trousers 24/7
Post your tailored pants de lad
Wearing jeans is like a religion to NPC males
Absolutel bollocks. Doubt it's above 0.2
I just wear trackies all the time.
just go to the vitamins section
"hello Anon Babbleinterestingphotos the vitamins on this shelf lined up to form the alphabet perfectly"
"wow"
could also go with spices photographed from above
Wealthy mackems pay for my dinner, cheers x
its alright as long as you dont go out in public in them
Must wear jeans. Must wear boots. Must obey.
bag didn't arrived glad I didn't get wissed last night
life's better off the wooze x
your new evening threadingtons
it's Tuesday during Lent lad, for shame
nice to see a change from the tray though, get yourself out, sunny day and all that
I don't go out anyway because being a wagie is depressing. Comfy all day.