go out shooting (my camera) today
send her some of the shots
she calls me bitch in a sassy way
It is so incredibly hopelessly fucking over
Go out shooting (my camera) today
Are you some sort of sassy faggot?
Not at all. Been a lot more bold and flirty recently though, and a lot more confident.
Better to be her bitch than to be nothing
op has "gay best friend"-zoned himself
I didn't realize what the problem with what she said was until you said that due to being socially retarded. That is brutal.
did you think she was insulting him by calling him a bitch or something. explain your thinking autism-kun
I thought it was just some sort of non-notable thing. I say bitch to my male friends too as a non-homosexual.
This was the follow up, we're hanging out this weekend
You type like a fruitbowl which is likely where the misconception came from.
James Bond could text a woman and you guys would call him gay
Project a little bit more bro
asking for a "fire rating"
"Name a genius that ain't crazy"
You type like a fruity zoomer male. James Bond wouldn't type like that.
james charles would
The crazy line is a Kanye lyric and that dude ain't fruity at all
Damn man, you're comparing OP to James Charles? Utterly brutal.
The way you used it was fruity. Kanye is, or at least was, a good rapper but you didn't do him justice.
Instead of just saying things you might wanna try and make your claims believable
That was a very sassy response, sister. As the great James Charles would say, "yaaaas queen slay!"
Haha keep believing that bro
*you die of being raped and gaped*
even photographers get friendzoned
Weren't you guys Chads in the 2010s? Every cunt I knew always slept with a photographer for free HQ pics.
Idk, I started taking it seriously in 2016 and didn't really work one on one with models often. Shot a few weddings and other odd jobs. Shot a lot of my friends over the years who were in the local music scene.
From a distance she's loved my work for years and we only recently started talking. She said that she appreciates that I'm not motivated by "lust or greed"
Everyone who went outside was getting laid back then, my fatass autistic 12 yo ass had older girls calling me cute and shit. Nowadays only chads get poon.
this, no offence op
Samefag alert
You wish, fruitbowl.
You wish I was a fruitbowl
I don't need to, your texting quirks say it louder than anything else could.
You never actually explained how anything I said was fruity
If I was saying "YASSSSS KWEEN SLAY GIRL" I could understand
But my messages have essentially no tone to them at all. You're reaching very far
Damn. I guess I was wrong.
She said that she appreciates that I'm not motivated by "lust or greed"
Massive red flag btw. Bitches that say that to a man don't really see them that way. One is basically an eunuch, in her view.
I would be careful and divest from such kind of woman if I were you. You're wasting your time if it doesn't lead to at least a casual relationship.
You got lucky then.
t. got bullied hard in the 2010s; I still despise that decade, especially the faggy music like "nossa nossa"
got bullied hard in the 2010s
Haha, what a little bitch.
Yeah..it sounds a little gay. But if it somehow works for OP and he gets that pussy then great for him.
She seems into you, but this is also from a femcel so take it with a grain of salt
They don't sound masculine. They do fit in the "gay best friend caregory".
She seems into you
Why do you think so?
Just the way she's talking and the amount of text she sends you. Her suggesting you should do a photoshoot first. I just get that vibe. Calling a guy a bitch doesn't necessarily mean you're not into him, I playfully insult my bf all the time.
humblebrag thread
why she talking like she's chatgpt though
OP you do not know how to read social cues
this woman wants to have sex with you
if people call you derogative terms in an otherwise friendly and praising context it means they feel comfortable enough to put a little sass in their words. Just fuck her until she can't walk straight anymore you faggot
Because ChatGPT was illegally trained on a dataset of 10.000 trillion "Good morning Sir" text messages.
This, all the women who've playfully addressed me as "bitchh" in the past have spread their anuses for me with gusto
femcel
my bf
Irony is dead and its bones bleached by the sun