How do you guys cope with getting older?

How do you guys cope with getting older?

KILLING MYSELF

You fuck 19 year olds.

I don't care, I've been aware of the passage of time my entire life, it's no surprise to me that I am the age I am, plus I'm male so my prime extends much longer than that of a female, add a rigorous anti-aging lifestyle into the mix and I'm pretty satisfied despite being a 30 year old millennial in a zoomer world

Tell me how to do this.

I don't, why cope when getting older is a natural part of life, plus only foids throw a hissy fit about expiring my sperm will be viable well into my 70s

Lots of alcohol. I would be doing extremely hard drugs if I could find them

Dropping to her knees like that on hard tile in the last shot

She ain't that old.

sperm will be viable well into my 70s

I'm sure your cum rag will appreciate that. Lmfao

there is something very unattractive about this woman b

She is a tranny. Looks nice and homely though.

Who opened the monkey cage there are low IQ niggers making low quality jokes about virginity again

her

she

woman

are you faggots this retarded?

ah thats why i thought he looked wrong

Nah man me and my ex split up

Just looks like a grungy, and kind of ugly woman to me. You got a proof?

70! Year old virgin

you got a source for that?

where's your peer reviewed study on this tranny?

if you can't tell or even have suspicion then you're a tranny lover well-poisoning this place as like the IDF are to do

deflections

post nose

Lol. Just noticed *her* very meaty hands

That's cool trannies live rent free in your head. I don't really care. I was just saying they're not that old if they're slamming their knees on hard tiles. Also, since you have no proof I think you're just coping.

I just turned 40 the other day... No reason to cope, I had a shitty youth and find life more enjoyable now.

people born after the Nintendo WiiU are having sex before you

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Are your eyes not proof enough for you?
Tranny in video

trannies live rent free

and you say I'm coping, top kek.

Are you two anons upset that you'll always be clocked as a man? That you'll never pass, you'll never be a woman?

Are your eyes not proof enough for you?

what are you talking about moshe
denounce the torah kike

Yes. Because you are sperging out over something you haven't even bothered to prove. Come on. If you got pics of him with his little pecker out we all know you'd have it. So share it already. Lmao

Scratching the fucking disc on the case

Anon, let me get this straight here. You think it would be a jew, a barely human scumbag, who lives off of degeneracy and destruction to be the one to point out that the faggot in the video is a man?
Are you afraid that you realise you yourself are a faggot because you saw that man as a woman?

If you need to actually see the trannys cock then that's on you, faggot

I do not have to cope, my little fagoid. You see, while the normies were drinking and smoking their youth away, I was chilling behind a computer, training, taking care of my skin and body. My little fagoid, I wear my birth year like a badge of honor. I am a hot freak of nature. Now I live to be seen and spread my beauty while my peers make threads like this. Aging is my endgame. I am everything you want to be without shame.

You sandnigger lovers, both jewish and muslim scum deserve death. You attack somebody as being a kike because you're offended that you'll never pass?

he thinks jews would have problems denouncing the torah, it's the talmud that you want a kike to denounce, faggot. Both should be used as nothing more than toilet paper. But you're afraid of that yourself, knowing that it's the talmud you use the torah instead, jew boy.

I would BUTTFUCK that tranny

can you stop being a jew pls
you can't denounce both the torah and talmud kiketroon i denounce the talmud btw

5.9%

I just hit up natty daddy for the solid 8% and one alone can get you feeling good

I don't drink natty daddy's cuz I can't drink just one beer

90% of people here would be happier if they just fucked prostitutes regularly. You don't need to fuck a different one every time, get 2-3 you like and then alternate or just keep doing the same one.

You just need to get over yourselves first, and stop thinking gay shit like "woe is me she's only here cause I'm paying" yeah that's like 90% of relationships regardless lmao

Be in great shape from gymcelling. Considering TRT to lose stomach flab and boost libido, I barely care about bitches rn.

You are a sad little man. Be happy for him.

2007? The fucking Simpsons Movie is retro for those guys

tfw on Dutasteride for hair loss and it's basically soft-TRT because my T is up 30% on it while the Estrogen increase was only temporary

1100 ng/dL currently lmao

jewish cope

call the one who is calling out trannys a jew

you can't denounce them both

what are you, a jew?

Carl jung says life only starts at 40

moshe deflects again

Shalom

The premise of this joke has potential, but the actor is awful and has no comedic timing.

I always thought it was funny that people say life is too short, when in reality this shit is too long. Every time I think about the fact that I still have at least fifty more years of this hell I just internally cry and have an existential crisis.

Im 25 but feels like I'm still 16. I do a lot of skincare to keep young appearance I would rather die than get old.

It is very long. Zoomers will be blown away when they realize this, or just more depressed.

fantasize about my youth and what i would have done differently
then give up on that because i have no imagination any more

turning 30 was nice because it felt like that was it: just who i am, phew. but i wouldn't mind a Logan's Run with the upper age set to 35 or 40 or so. aches, pains, eyesight, hearing, memory, state of internal organs, won't suddenly get BETTER, somehow. and this is nothing compared to old age.

just give me a clean exit on heavy sedatives. not out of depression, but because i'm made my peace. i could live some comfortable years knowing that was set up for me.

If you're already having aches, pains, hearing, memory or internal organ issues, then you kinda fucked up or have terrible genetics. Eyesight is whatever because most of us are nearsighted these days and no one cares.

i think a lot of of the baseline adult stuff came from poor nutrition as a kid. parents just fed me grey slop, and even then i'd throw away what i could. didn't eat at school. must have been undernourished. even hit puberty quite late.

but then yeah in adulthood i was an alcoholic then took a fuckton of drugs and my liver has recovered but i think some of the chronic pains are for life now. probably could have done some academic, at one stage, but generally i feel less passionate and temperamental. i would like to die, in a planned, comfortable way. i'm not having wild hormonal mood swings where i feel suicidal. not "suicidal" currently.

You don't even understand the words you're saying, well-poisoner.

Well, I had two paths.

Continue trying to live as an 18 year old and chase what ever young people culture slop I was being told was a thing but also go on endlessly about "muh generation better than yours, hurr durr"

or

Accept that the things I enjoyed are dead and gone even if new iterations are pushed, Drinking and using substances makes me feel worse than in my 20s so I shouldn't do it that often, I don't understand the youth and frankly don't give a shit since their approval means nothing to me, and that life is limited and a precious resource so I should eat better, work out regularly, and take suppliments.

I chose option 2, which makes me a grumpy old man in a lot of aspects because I hate 95% of popculture being shat out and make fun of zoomies and alphas to their face (who seem insanely underdeveloped at handling banter) and spend a lot of time exercising and in nature and more time in solitude.
Some observations:

Woman my age are overly political while knowing nothing about what is happening in the world and its worse for younger generations

Zoomers and Alphas can't banter and have autistic meltdowns, where as during my time boomer had similar melt downs and pulled "because I said so" and "I'll pull all my money from you" to get any compliance since they lost all verbal spats.

The concept of mean words are no excuse for physical violence doesn't exist anymore

All the people who chose option 1 in my generation have become losers on social media and done absolutely nothing in life and try and collect friends and leach off their "friends" accomplishments

Zoomies and Alphies are gonna have some serious problems in the future. It's fucking bad. They genuinely don't get how budgets work and think being told no is bullying. Social media made them narcissists and that goes triple for women. They have 0 tech skills and don't understand even the basics.
Welp, better just work out and keep doing what is working for my life.

That troon will kill himself soon so getting older won't be a problem.

I know that all of you jooe have schizophrenia

all the women my age are either single moms or girlbosses who don't want kids, both are bitter as shit and both aged like shit (seriously what's up with most 30 year olds looking 50)

of course the cherry on top is that dating women who are more than a year younger than you is considered pedophilia nowadays and people unironically believe shit like "people under 25 have undeveloped brains and can't consent but we still let them vote and drive cars and do onlyfans"

it's not just bitter post-wall foids that believe that, it feels like most millennials and zoomers believe it. basically everyone says shit like how "you just can't get women your own age lol" and "18-24 yo girls are literally CHILDREN you sick fuck!!"

You faggots are more neurotic about aging than women. Why are Zoomers and even some Millennials like this? Getting old is part of life you're lucky to even live long enough to get old. Arrested development superficial shallow manbaby whiny faggots. "Wahhh my skin is getting wrinkled wahh omg I'm not a hip relevant le heckin teenager anymorezz! waahh"
Kys if it's so bad. Oh wait you won't because you're also a coward and too self-absorbed for that. All the guys I grew up with are dead already from a brutal life and stupid choices and I'm only 35 you're just too sheltered and entitled to piss and moan about something so basic all humans go through if they keep breathing long enough. Wait until you give yourself cancer from stressing about literally nothing then you'll have something real to worry about.

fantasize about my youth and what i would have done differently

Even I do this a lot. To be fair I look back on certain things knowing what I know now and realize I could have been having much more sex and lived many of the fantasies I dream about now.

Neighbor/Friend of mine would have been a regular threesome partner for me and my ex but I never pulled the trigger

Lesbian friend of mine who would sleep with me occasionally would have done the same and I could have done it under being a sexual submissive to me

I could have been filming sex tapes for decades

My college ex and our threesome partner who would became a future ex could have made "threesome thursdays" a reality

Wouldn't have wasted so much time in college or caring about people who didn't matter in the long run

Sometimes I hope that this is a simulation where I have an option to go back in "god mode" and see exactly how everything will play out and what to say.
But it's just fantasy.

ches, pains, eyesight, hearing, memory, state of internal organs, won't suddenly get BETTER, somehow. and this is nothing compared to old age.

Eyes are inevidable and may require surgery, but a lot of what you are describing is processed foods, atrophy, and drugs.

just give me a clean exit on heavy sedatives

Sounds cliche but its a cliche for a reason, eat food you prep yourself, stop using drugs, and start being more active. You will see gradudaully see quality of life improve and stay that way.
However, you don't heal from injuries like you used to so I would stay away from combat sports.

Literally nobody in your real life tells you this you just have no way to meet young women and no ability to pull them. You want to blame society and other people's "rules" about age gaps but lets me be real you just can't pull it off Literally nobody is "stopping you". It's fine to be jaded about it but stop lying and making like anybody but terminally online twitter and reddit faggots complain about age gaps. You're not some celebrity with a public audience that's going to have commentary on your relationships. Literally nobody gives a fuck what you do with your life and who you date. You just don't know what to do to date younger women and want a excuse to blame.

zoomers had formative years of socialization cut off by covid lockdowns and therefore are mentally way younger than previous generations and basically have generational peter pan syndrome, that's where you get the shit about obsessing over not offending MINORS and people under 25 being literal CHILDREN, when with previous generations you were basically an adult by like 16, you had a job you had a car you had a bf/gf etc, nowadays they have none of that cause "muh anxiety" and also if the bf/gf is a year older than you you're literally a grooming victim and they're literally a pedophile

Plenty of Millennials are like zoomers. I did not have a license until I was 23. My first job was at age 19. No gf until age 26.

Nice cope. Fighting aging is based. Acknowledging death is not impressive. Being self destructive is not cool either. I will keep my self wrinkle free as long as possible.

Newsflash, you're both right, dying is nothing to be worshipped but this constant demoralization bait about aging isn't helping matters either

Doesn't matter anyway cause 10 years from now we'll probably cure premature aging/wrinkles.

Your mother? Yes she will

nice. No side effects? Is it permanent or do you cycle off?

Your mother? Yes she will

Have at her. Lmao

PROTECT YO MOMS BOY

i think that first anon is less right, though.
i'm about the same age. it's not the culture or the language that was always going to happen. i'm used to being depressed, i just accept it as a fact of life.

it's like the gag about smoking taking x years off your life...but they're the LAST years! when of course your quality of life goes down.

of course we're all aware if we exercised and ate healthy things would go a lot smoother, and you can ignore wrinkles or accept balding as a natural part of ageing, all that stuff is lovely, sure. i just thought a lot of this stuff would come significantly later in life, and i'm not looking forward to it getting worse.

it's my fault, but i also don't have a time machine. not going to say "FUCK YEAH CAN'T WAIT TO DIE, I'M JUST THAT MISERABLE!" i just accept it but want it to be on my terms. of course i'm too much of a busy to drink bleach or jump off a bridge. that's stupid. i want barbiturates.

assisted dying programmes are moving more towards accepting 'just' mental illness, i think letting people who are sound of mind have complete sovereignty over their own bodies and ultimately suicide (patient takes the pill and so on) is progressive, not the spooky 'slippery slope' we need to avoid. just give it, say, 2+ years, you have to be 30 or older, and a psychiatrist agrees you have the capacity to make the decision.

All of this is trite bullshit that I don't need to hear for the thousandth time, like I said there's enough demoralization bait already, the anti-aging literature is out there for those who are so inclined, let people do what they want with their lives

Prevention > waiting for a cure. Lunch is not free. Shitting on yourself and thinking you get a mulligan for it is very foolish.

I actually dont mind the getting older part but I might be saying that since i'm early mid 20s. It is the dying that sucks.

The assisted suicide thing is progressive sure but it's not something people who actually enjoy life like to think about because it forces them to consider that to a lot of people life simply isn't worth living which forces them to unnecessarily reexamine their own purpose for living which is hard enough to find as it is, as it stands if you don't like life I legitimately think there's just some sort of chemical imbalance in your brain that needs to be corrected, life is just fine there's no need to end it prematurely, personally I'd like to live forever and I'll approach life as though that's a feasible option even though the prospects are dim, while it deeply disturbs me not everyone thinks this way I understand why others might be more pessimistic about their chances of survival thus double down on dying on their own terms

Blowing your head off with a shotgun is generally foolproof as long as you aim at your brain and not the anterior vertical plane of your face.

reread this thread, it's you faggots and jews who love trannys and other degeneracy

Very based, anon. Good on you.

fair. i just don't get the obsession with wrinkles. people were pretty aware of that one.

for me it was stuff like hangovers: went from a bit drained the next morning, to half a day of headache, to a day recuperating, to a day plus (so you have to plan ahead like it's MDMA. also, MDMA. another good example of young vs old)

on a desert island i wouldn't give a damn about the Anon Babble stuff like height or jawline. but i would still care about waking up to piss anywhere from 3-20 times a night. and the knock-on effect that has with everything else.

yeah i'm moaning and it's my fault, it's a mix of unawareness, and was-always-going-to-happen. don't give a damn what people find attractive, just standard hygiene and basic grooming stuff. been through all that in my teens/20s.

if zoomers learn anything from this gibberish: stop obsessing over your looks, get tested for stuff, moderate alcohol/drugs (and just accept you have a problem if you do, on some level you know).

If that was a Platoon reference, she has dust and bats coming out out of her vagina

more likely to find pentobarbitone than a shotgun here tbqh

yeah i agree and i am not some misanthrope saying "just kms jdimsya" or whatever, the sort of thing that anon was talking about. if you have depression seek treatment. if you can help/support others, please do.
if you thing long-term, superego or whatever, as well as your daily id/health/pain/etc and decide that just ending your life outweighs being alive 'chronically', then that should be a decision you're allowed to make. as a healthcare option. any moral/religious objections, that's a personal matter for you.

do some basic tests like whether they've tried different routes (medicine, therapy, electroshock, and so on) and give it time: ask, then ask again in x months. when all is said and done respect their right to take a pill in a hospice and die with dignity. instead of having to break the law and throw themselves in front of a train, which is horrible for everyone.

PROTECT YO MOMS BOY

No way. She deserves an abusive incel

Well it's just when you look at people that are obviously thriving and have suicide as the last thing on their list of priorities you must wonder what it is exactly that puts people in the position where ending their life is the best case scenario for them, if you were to adjust their life circumstances to match those that are thriving then theoretically the ideations would dissolve, meaning there's always a solution the only variable is how difficult it is to achieve and whether or not someone is willing to undergo dramatic enough changes to get there

My past was trash, my present is trash and my future will be trash.

I don't see the point in crying over the end of something that wasn't even good in the first place.

This is why I'd never become a therapist I'd have someone like this come and sit on my couch and my first impulse would be to tell them to kill themself, too much fucking work

Avoid sunlight. Seriously. I'm 48 and look 17 because I haven't spent a single day outside in the sunlight. I don't FEEL 17, but I look it.

The only way to defy aging is via legacy. Alexander the Great drank a shit ton of wine and smoked opium and he died at 32 but he is still alive via his legacy. Unless we can get stem cell technology perfected then healthy habits are just a waste of your time, you might as well do fun shit that you want to do, within reason of course. Who the fuck cares if you feel slightly better at 75 years old? I don't want to live that long anyways. The only two paths to immortality: legacy or advanced stem cell technology, your fruit and vegetables don't do shit, your anti-wrinkle cream doesn't do shit.

I'm 48 and look 17

Gonna need photographic evidence of this dude, high res preferably I'm wise to the trick of hiding wrinkles with lofi filters

No legacy is a cope as well, the moment your consciousness fades your awareness of your legacy fades thus effectively ending your legacy in your mind which is the only aperture into life through which you can perceive concepts like legacy and generational influence

I don't want to live that long anyways

So sick of this fucking platitude, honestly please don't if you're stupid enough to parrot that line

If you let others decide on who to date, you end up dating nobody.

I rapidly baldceled in my mid 20s, and by my early 30s any delusion of escaping NEETdom or inceldom was finally over.
Now closing in on 40 and wishing for death every night. Hopefully, I'll die in the next 15 years, as my folks did.
To reach 60 and getting even older, with this miserable existence, is a fate worse than hell. Give me an early death anytime.

your fruit and vegetables don't do shit, your anti-wrinkle cream doesn't do shit

It's retards who say shit like this that makes me sympathize with the hypochondriac zoomer mentality that intrinsically pussifies anyone who dares host it

yeah this is why i distinguish between it as some 'chronic' state of existence and 'episodic' circumstances. younger people tend to be more impulsive about this sort of thing.

therapy, housing, escaping abuse, whatever, absolutely think those should be the first port of call. but if you hit 30+ and it's still the same, you've tried stuff, and supposedly the best-case scenario is another 30+ years? let people have the option. ideations may come and go with mood/changes, but i think it's cruel telling people over and over it's WRONG, even ILLEGAL, perhaps selfish, think of others etc.

let them sort their affairs with others. die peacefully. or on their death bed of natural causes do they get to say, "you know what, turns out life was chronically less desirable than desirable. thoroughly unpleasant. even gave the gym and those Marcus Aurelius books a go. just wasn't for me."
???

It's not a platitude, I genuinely don't want to be some old faggot in a nursing home or alone in a dusty house

inb4 so kill yourself then hurr durr

Dude the way you format your writing is infuriating please stop

looksmax and use tinder, invite them over for wine (if legal in your country)
women love wine, they think it's classy

i don't want some 'immortality through history' shit. even if i did something amazing, like cured a disease or invented a world-changing machine, i'd like to be rather quiet/partly-anonymous about it. get credit somewhere, get paid so i'm comfortable, sure. but i don't want people prying into my personal life, writing the memoirs of the genius behind the _____.

reminds me of influencers who want the fame first and the art, never. the rockstar lifestyle would be actively undesirable - like a tax on top of just performing my music. ideally, anyway.

you mean with paragraphs? get used to them anon. or is it the casual slang/lower-case on an internet forum? you missed something at the end of your sentence there, buddy. i'd say a comma too. in fact, the run-on stream-of-consciousness tone of that one line should probably be broken into two sentences.

can't tell you what the headword or any of that is any more because in case this isn't clear i've fucked my brain with drugs. said so explicitly. we're in a thread about ageing. i used to compose elegant prose like some snooty intellectual, surely the smartest man online. (i prefer this tbqh)

I'll say it again, they don't do shit. If you look at centenarians they have no greater consumption of healthy food or habits than your average person. Some of them are even chainsmokers and candy bingers. It doesn't do shit, it's a meme. The people with the greatest lives are fat balding billionaires who do drugs and eat fatty foods every single day. It's purely genetic (once again within reason of course, heroin or meth addiction obviously kill you faster but who cares?) and by "genetic" I mean on a cellular level. Please tell me how your broccoli and anti-wrinkle cream is going to prevent fucking genetic celluar death.

nah just take the opium/heroin/whatever. CNS depression your body slows down, metabolism adjusts, you age slower. could live to 200 on opiates.

never done it but 222222BBBBB fair it would probably be kinda comfy to have a regular prostitute, as long as its not drug addict type shit, but like someone who just does it and enjoys it. Like my driving instructor, I pay him to drive his car around and at first it was clinical but then nowadays we have the radio on and talk about random shit whilst driving (which is fine because at this point i'm a capable driver, in the beginning he was very professional). With a regular prostitute you'd probably end up friends

Lool. Oxidation or antioxidation. Your choice. Stem cell therapy will not be very effective if you accelerate your aging like reckless boob.

We already know humans can live to be old as hell with a low quality of life. Teetotaling Millennials on strict diets and antiaging routines will be the first humans to get old as fuck and be as active as much younger people while also looking significantly younger.

The oldest human being in history literally smoked, drank alcohol, ate candy and dessert, and preferred fried foods but you guys go on about how your supplement stacks and looksmaxxing routines are totally gonna beat aging bro. Make sure to down your pterostilbene pills for that antoxidation effect!

chronically less desirable than desirable

I'm saying this would never be a chronic state in a functional body/mind with the right conditions, if you change the right conditions you would never have this "thoroughly unpleasant" outcome as much as depressed people like to dig their heels into their own defeatist mindset and justify their self-perpetuating cycle of misery

No, they won't. Aging is almost purely cell genetics, so unless we have abundant stem cell technology in our lifetime then that won't happen.

If you look at centenarians they have no greater consumption of healthy food or habits than your average person

This is patently false and it's abundantly clear you've done no actual research on the topic, there's an unmistakable trend of low BMI among centenarians/supercentenarians for instance, this is just an indisputable fact

It's purely genetic

The eternal cope of the lazy bastard who doesn't feel like putting in the work, stop with the defeatist horseshit

nah he's making the (fair) point that a lot of this is down to luck/genetics. we all had that granddad who drank/smoked but lived until his 90s.

it's the same with general happiness too ('happiness set point' if you want to search this)

not saying DON'T live a healthy lifestyle, exercise and nutrition are obviously important. but please don't sacrifice life's pleasures just to...live longer. at the very least, take something like LSD with good friends (not toxic like alcohol, probably rarer case of brainfuckery than cannabis, worth a try for fun but could also be life-changing for the better).

but also, do make actual mistakes. ones that harm you. cause drama. these fucking flawless-lifers, they're missing out. 'purity politics' as they say except it's in their own heads. why?

Horrendous. I started secondary school in 2007...and now there's adults who were born after then
wtf

The point went way over your head. We already know humans can live long with a low quality of life. Being an old smoker is not appealing. We want to be hot, active old people, not black lunged crusty faggots with glaucoma. Not impressive.

Dude if you have a clear enough mind eventually you come to the conclusion that one of life's primary objectives is to mitigate damage to yourself, this is critical to overall wellness/well-being and for those of us who choose to optimize our lives to the best of our ability it's an inalienable principle

you come to the conclusion that one of life's primary objectives is to mitigate damage to yourself

To what end exactly? For what purpose? Tons of great conquerors in history drank a fuck ton of alcohol and did drugs then went and put their lives in danger constantly, and they achieved more in like forty years then you would in two hundred years. If you can't achieve flawless immortality, then it's stupid and pointless because you're simply prolonging a boring existence for the sake of prolonging it.

Immortality is the goal here, I have not given up on myself as you have

Learn not to care. Easier said then done but it works.

not conquering the world? Might as well die young.

Lol. My idea of a beautiful life is 200 years of mindfulness.

If you truly genuinely cared about biological immortality then you'd be getting your girlfriend pregnant and harvesting her fetuses for stem cells, not eating salad.

i can't explain it, but some of us are wired to be slightly self-destructive. i mean you can rationally understand something is bad for you long-term but it feels good short-term, just some transient pleasure even if you pay for it down the road. everything from junk food to drug addiction to spending/investments here.

but you also have active harm. people cut themselves. heard horror stories from people who work in medicine where patients do some fucked up things, to themselves. i don't think it's always as straightforward as "well, as animals, we yearn to survive, it's just instincts."
you might dodge an oncoming bus but you might also knowingly, intentionally cause direct harm to yourself. it might even be your 'good' the way a sunny jog then a balanced meal is 'good' to someone else. where this becomes having a diseased wrongbrain is a matter for debate (and the diagnostic model itself has all sorts of fuckery/arguments going on)

I'm 29 in a few months and I'm dead scared of turning 30. I don't want to go there I don't want to get old I hate that my body will just keep on withering day by day. The only reason I get up in the morning is to lift weights and swim.

There's a fantastic book on this and aging and its effects on an individual within the broader society titled On Aging: Revolt and Resignation by Jean Amery. Can't recommend it enough.

Stop worrying about numbers. As long as your will is intact, you are gold.

Why don't buddhist monks live longer then? They do zero drugs, drink no alcohol, eat a plant based diet, and exercise, read, and meditate all day.

They do. They live 10-12 years longer than the global average, and that is just with a readily available approach. Imagine if they had a supplement stack and access to hyperbaric chambers, let alone more invasive medicine.

i know there was some sex scandal thing but whatever happened to Aubrey de Grey?

he was the pop scientist of the week and his USP was "we will CURE ageing in the next 100 years" (or whatever it was)

global average

Really bro? Global average? That shit is including in African countries, and East Asians in general biologically live ten years longer than other people, that has nothing to do with monks. Tibet and Bhutan are 72, the same as global life expectancy, Cambodia and Myanmar are 69 and 67 respectively (below average). Those are the places with the most buddhist monks in the world.

i dont think numbers is all hes worried about mate

With a regular prostitute you'd probably end up friends

that's basically correct
it doesn't have to be robotic where she comes in you take off your clothes fuck, you pay her and she leaves

you can watch shows, eat takeout and talk random shit in-between, it's nice to have a little human contact every now and then besides the sex and it probably makes the sex better between you two, as well

Majority Buddhist countries have lower life expectancies due to poverty and limited healthcare. monks living longer isn't about national averages, it's about the specific lifestyle factors that show longevity benefits across different countries. Even in places with low average lifespans, monks often outlive their peers

Can I get a source for that, chief?

by knowing that as a man, i age much slower than women. i could 10 years younger if i shave my beard. even lower if i channel my inner korean and start putting make up and foundation. I work in security, and part of that is ID'ing people coming in for drinks. Men ALWAYS look younger than they are, even ones that look old. a 40y-o can look 30. wrinkles mean nothing

I remember making my mom buy me gta 4 lol
But yeah, I am turning 29 and feel helpless
mainly cause i get rejected by younger 20 year olds

I would be doing extremely hard drugs if I could find them

DNM bible. Since you like booze and dxm I'd recommend ketamine.

Are you the Natty Daddy poster or another Natty enjoyer?

The world keeps getting worse, but I lived in a golden era. I just look at retards going to the Minecraft movie and donating to onlyfans and laugh

Fuck wrong board. I thought this was Anon Babble kek. There's a guy there that posts about Natty Daddy being the best preworkout.

A big guy 4 U?

I laugh because I got fit, while the girls who rejected me got fat. I'm a wizard, but I dodged nukes.