Woman here, how the fuck are you losing your mind over us? We're goofy

I barely think about women at all

My shitposting here about femoids is on an abstract level

The problem is that you hate me

how the fuck are you losing your mind over us

didnt pass 6th grade biology award

you can only be that way because of the privileges afforded to you. it's annoying that you don't realize it because you assume that what you have access to is what everyone else has access to. you don't understand what goes into you "just being goofy" and you never will because you've never had to question it. you can just exist.

My exgirlfriend did in fact plot on my downfall doe

You probably deserved it, sexhaver

I just want to let you guys know we're not like plotting your downfall or anything.

Ostensibly un-fucking-true.

99 percent of the time I'm not even thinking about you or anyone else unless I'm directly interacting with you. And even then I'm mostly just self-conscious worried if he notices that I'm wearing a sports t-shirt he's gonna start talking about sports and I have to come up with a reason for why I'm wearing it. Or trying to remember if I popped all the pimples on my face.

If you're a fucking CREEP, i.e:

You get up in my personal bubble
You start touching me, even if its on my hands or face
You start talking about what a "nice body" I have and start eying me up like a hungry leopard
You smell like an onion farm
You tell me that "we should get to know each other" while making bedroom eyes at me

All of this has happened to me before. And it fucking SKEEVS me the fuck out! Its so fucking weird and rapey. So yeah ICK!

Thats a really weird way to phrase it. Don't phrase it like that.

Literally just be yourself. Don't act like you're some cool guy or tough guy, I fucking hate fake people.

Why?

Yeah, because when I forget my fucking purse and have to drive all the way back home. Total mastermind. When I leave the oven on, burn the fish sticks and nuggies. Yeeeaaaahhh.

??? What does this even mean?

because of the privileges

Like what? Like what privileges?

We're fucking GOOFY. WE ARE FUCKING GOOFY! WE ARE LITERALLY FUCKING GOOFY!!

Like what? Like what privileges?

it doesn't matter whether you're aware of them or not because you're not required to change them to be happy and valued. that is one.

Because for whatever reason, genetic, biological, psychological, spiritual, gaslighting by society who knows, I want a gf. I have never wanted anything but a gf. I will never get a gf but I want a gf. I am not equipped to gain a gf, I am incapable of gaining a gf, other men much better equipped for a gf will get any potential gf I could ever get, it is quite literally on all levels of existence impossibly for me to get a gf, I am aware of this fact, I know this fact, I have made peace with this fact, I am coping with this fact in all ways and manner.

But i still want a gf. I can't stop it, I've tried to stop it, I've tried to ignore it, but I want a gf. It fucks me up mentally and physically to an unimaginable level for women, but I want a gf.

I am being fucked up by my need and desire for a gf that will never arrive, but I can not turn it off, not even with manual things like masturbating, going hard gay with my asshole and size queening with dildoes, having weakened testosterone levels due to aging, drinking heavily, but no I can't escape the fact that the only singular thing I want in life is a gf, a companion, a woman

fuckign their dogs is now considered "goofy fun" by roasties.... wtf!

Literally just be yourself.

I do.

Don't act like you're some cool guy or tough guy

I don't.

I can't get a gf and it's driving me insane I HATE BEING ALONE FOREVER

Like what? Like what privileges?

You live in a world created by men who protect you, provide for you and will do anything for you. You're allowed to be free while all of us are alone, protecting you and providing for you. When war breaks out, you will continue to be silly while we defend your playground. We are your guardian angels and yet you don't even acknowledge us.

Literally just be yourself. Don't act like you're some cool guy or tough guy, I fucking hate fake people.

thread's over guys
so many words wasted, gg

Literally just be yourself

this is when the bait thread became too obvious, its over

You are liars and hypocrites.

I'm a silly little quirk chungus! *casually ruin's another person's life

oppsie doopsie! no hard feelings *casually ends a family

oh did I do that? Well I was just tryna expressums myself *casually topples western civilization

Yeah, that is what women are like.

bedroom eyes

wtf

Ok well how am I supposed to check my privileges if I don't know what privileges I have dude?

I can't escape the fact that the only singular thing I want in life is a gf, a companion, a woman

Holy shit get a hobby, I don't think thats healthy making us a fucking fixation. You are mentally unwell! Please stop and do something thats fun and helps you feel good. And I don't mean jerking off!

Why don't you like go draw a picture, or put together a puzzle or something??

Gross. Die.

Do you even go outside and talk to women?

You live in a world created by men who protect you

Except when they're the ones creeping on me and sexually harassing me

You're allowed to be free while all of us are alone

Stay alone then? Fuck you?

protecting you and providing for you

The only thing you're providing for me is a headache.

When war breaks out

Theres a zero percent chance you would fight it, and would instead be at home playing video games

you will continue to be silly

Yes and?

We are your guardian angels

Can I return you then? I think mine is broken.

Fine, fake your lives. Show up wearing some gold chains, or expensive clothes, and think that shit matters when you flirt with us. It won't change shit. No matter how expensive your cologne is. Like I'm not interested. Why would I want to be around some fake tan gel-spiked hair tryhard rather than just a genuine dude??

And you can try and muscle-cope, or grow your beard down to your knees. Or get both arms sleeved with tattoos, if you're a fake ass dipshit you can hit the road!

??? Whos life have I ruined???

Do you even go outside and talk to women?

Ah yes the "just hassle random strangers" troll. Nobody does that. People either meet women through their social circles, which I don't have, or online, which doesn't work for me because apparently I'm a hideous ogre.

whose life have I ruined?

No idea. You claim to speak for all women. Women love playing games with other people's lives. They will brag about this, if you catch them with their guard down.
They love treating the real world like it's a game of The Sims.

you have to understand that in nature men and women constantly socialize with each other, for example see the macaques, a small tribe of macaques is always outside (not that they can stay inside all day like humans), and interacting with each other, both male and female. theres no social isolation.

most dudes here (at least not the normie ones that came from plebbit/twitter), dont really socialize with anyone and they dont really meet women. leading to intense desire for something that they dont have

Quite genuinely retarded to think I have no hobbies, or that you stop magically from feeling lonely when you get a hobby just like the snap of your fingers

And news flash, this so called fixation is global for all men. It's the only reason men seek, approach or put up with women. Any well adjusted Chad with god-like social skills, fixated on women like this. Any shy introvert boy, fixated on women like this. Any pervert, rapist, pajeet, nigger, old mna, young boy, teenager, chad, robot, normie, psycho, perverts, all men globally are fixated on women to this degree, and it is the only reason why they fo anything in life what involves women, from dating, marrying, sex, friendship, all the works.

This is normal, this is what a normal life is to men when it comes to women, and the moment a woman finds out about this they freak out and think it's some kind of a mental illness fixation obsession.

You've given yourself a prime example of an answer to your own original question. Now my job is done and I can move on to the next bait thread and give the guaranteed replies

Except when they're the ones creeping on me and sexually harassing me

If you were in a third world country they would do way worse things than that honey. If someone steps out of line, we will fight him.

Stay alone then? Fuck you?

What do you mean? I'm just saying that if a man was getting raped in the streets you would not put yourself in danger trying to save him. We are alone in the sense that no one will protect us if something bad happens. Women have the privilege to always get help.

The only thing you're providing for me is a headache.

Rude. This only proves my previous point that you wouldn't save any man in need.

Theres a zero percent chance you would fight it, and would instead be at home playing video games

I don't have time for videogames, never had, nor am I interested really. I always saw them as a waste of time and money. I grew up in a broken home and had to work from a young age to help take care of my single mom and my siblings.

Yes and?

Nothing. I just hope that when you see webm's posted here of what is being done to women across the world you are thankful that you are not in their position. Be thankful and continue to be silly.

Can I return you then? I think mine is broken.

Oh, I'm not yours. I just meant in a general sense. Yours would prob be your father and a older sibling if you have one, maybe a few crushes or bf you have that cares about you too, idk you.

99 percent of the time I'm not even thinking

Yeah, that's the problem.

I just want to let you guys know we're not like plotting your downfall or anything

We know that you're basically children. No one thinks a group of women conspired to usurp control (spoiler: it was jews using your "liberation" to further their goal of destroying the family unit).

I mostly agree with you, but I think the biggest downside to women is that they love listening to the voices in their ear whispering things that will lead to their own downfall
Just like in the Garden of Eden with Eve listening to the snake, women still to this day will listen to snakes.

"Im not like other girls" autist

Literally the only good foid type

Woman here,

Gr8 b8 thread m8, I r8 8/8

My dog is my best friend

you just know

I chew all my nails. YES all of them, including my toenails

TMI quirk chungus

This femanon was fun. We need more girls on here.

My dog is my best friend. Can't live without coffee in the morning.

this made me audibly Lol. enjoy this cockatiel photo.

Why?

I personally don't like dogs because family has them and they shed everywhere and change the bacterial environment of the house just by existing. Forensics can tell a house that had a dog even if a professional cleaning company had its way due to the bacteria colonies being different. And no matter how much they shed no amount of cleaning is ever enough.
But that's just my personal pet peeve.

Animals can be affectionate with you, and a positive force in your life, and everything else you like about them. I wouldn't call them friends though, because I consider the word "friend" to have a different standard. It requires sapience.
t. NTA

Also to answer the original question OP, I feel that hatred towards women is undeserved. Men these days are treating them as their equal, and that's their mistake. Men of the past knew better than to let them be politicians, priests, or any other form of leader. Don't get angry at a dog for not knowing how to do taxes. Be happy with the dog and do dog things with it.

Repeal the 19th amendment and everything will return to normal. Votes are a proxy for violence, and as women are unable to engage in it appropriately, they are not qualified to vote.

Like if you knew what dorks we were like deep down theres zero chance any of you would hate us.

I don't hate you or women OP, I just like to larp on the internet. tfw when no gf is real though. Shhh don't tell anyone

I agree with yourself, but you have to keep in mind this addendum.
Men are fixated on "women", not the individual woman. A man with a wife can approach a woman working at some store with the purely platonic intent on asking some question about whatever (since she works there). A single man can also approach with the same question, but he will be something like 95% platonic 5% doing mental logistics of wondering if she'd be a good gf, is cute, or whatever. Married men already have an outlet for that so it's whatever (but they will still at least think to themselves she's cute or whatever).

Weird, I kind of stopped hating women recently. And that was kind of my new assessment of women. They are kind of goofy kek. But still cute. It's goofy in an endearing way.

post your bodycount
tell me how many men you sexted with
tell me how many men have seen your naked body
yeah just so 'goofy'. just soooo relatable as you fuck another 5 chads off of tinder this week
you're just like me fr fr

try to socialize with women

get surface level conversations going

no further efforts to keep contact with me

when I attempt contact, I receive one word replies or general disregard

happened multiple times from school into post college

someone will read this and say it's my fault somehow, that im ugly or my social skills are trash, etc., thing is, i no longer care about interacting with women, i decided to pay for whores, i still feel lonely but it's better than chasing after them and feel like absolute shit when they treat me worse than dirt, it's fucking humiliating to spend so much time thinking about someone only to get one word replies because they're not even brave enough to reject you

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