I wish I had a bf to read Anon Babble threads with and comment on them with me

You are a psychopath, anon.

Why? They wouldn't know. I wouldn't post about it. But it would be a cathartic experience as I used to be one of those virgins. (I am a virgin atm, but I wouldn't be in this situation, obviously.)

I suppose you would prefer a boyfriend but I was just curious is all. If you lack any sort of company, a friend is already nice.

My bf and I troll together and when I make a really good thread I send it to him for kudos

What if I'm too heavy? What if I sit on your moidstick?

How big are you sweetums? :) I am only 150 but I'm really tall and don't mind being squished we will just need a comfy bed to sit on
Uhm I'll gird up my loins like a man so my moid stick won't come out until it's the right time ;) I've got to meet your parents first

do you shave? do you do anal? do you swallow cum? how often do u fuck? when was the last time? how quick do u cum?

How old are you and why are you a virgin?

I love this bit even if it doesn't always get replies. It's unintrusive due to only being posted in foid threads and it's funny to me. Keep on keeping on.

23. Because I have never approached a woman I like. Because I am mentally ill.

I'm pretty sure OP has a Y chromosome.

when i found out about this place it was obvious my real life friends would never hear about it, much like every other fucking thing i do online

Are you a cute mentalcel?

I can't disagree with you. It would be fun with a friend too and I'd love that but we'd have to have chemistry and enjoy similar threads.
This is a perfect relationship

I don't think I'm cute. I had a high self-esteem I wouldn't be a mentalcel. I am ugly and suicidal.

How tall are you anon? I like skinny men. How do you look?

How big are you sweetums?

I'm not fat but I am a bit heavy :3

I'll gird up my loins like a man so my moid stick won't come out until it's the right time ;)

You're a very polite young man

Y are you pretty sure?
What makes you ugly?

What makes you ugly?

I don't like my face and I have hairy legs.

How tall are you anon? I like skinny men. How do you look?

I am a little over 6' 183 cm
Sometimes I am a little bigger my max weight ever was 180! I was so strong, but I've lost some weight again lately

stay lonely forever, bitch.

I don't think I'll ever get a gf even though it's my dream, I wonder if a cute Anon Babble couple has ever replied to one of my posts though

hairy legs

Are you joe biden?

Are you joe biden?

No but I am sleepy

Why did you lose weight? That's so hot desu
What did I ever do 2 u?
That's a sweet thought

That's so hot desu

i lose weight because stop eating so much I was being an absolute nigger going to steak house every day for like 6 months cxx

We probably have nigga

Youre lucky to lose weight fast

i'd never let me gf browse Anon Babble lol... why would i want my girl to look at black dicks and all the mentally ill shit on here for hours. if i ever get a gf from this site i'll put a child lock on the internet

Million guys offering already

Tbh getting a gf off here is never a good idea. Speaking from personal experience

I wish I had a gf to read Anon Babble threads and troll with before we cuddle up and indulge in our hobbies together

Why do you go on this site then, hypocrite

i'd never let me gf browse Anon Babble lol...

Controlfreak
Ok Chad
Isn't Anon Babble your hobby?

Ok Chad

I used to think it was funny when it wasn't me but hearing this shit gets on my nerves

I wan't a gf that would be cool just talking about Anon Babble shit casually, ideally not one who even posts here but just is aware of it and is cool with it because I know if I started dating anyone here there is a 99.99% chance they will just be fucking insane. Absolute unicorn shit I know but a person can dream.

If you live with me you would end up losing weight too I live a very stressful life

men can handle these threads, women cant because they are weak and mentally vulnerable