How big are your tits, foid? And tits, I mean your breasticles

How big are your tits, foid? And tits, I mean your breasticles.

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I unironically have macromastia so they're stupidly, comedically huge. Think of two medicine balls on my chest.

Post numbers so I can picture them.

Tiny, like 30A.

How often do you wear a bra?

I unironically have macromastia so they're stupidly, comedically huge.

You always post this, word for word but you refuse my advances. You're lying.

I refuse your advances because you're a pervert

i want to kill myself in an original fashion

Yeah, but you're also here so it means you are one too.

Breast size literally doesn't matter. All you try to do is make women feel bad about their chests when there's literally nothing wrong with them no matter the size.

Yeah. But why tho?

nice. would massage
height/weight?

microtits

Damn you got me fr

Why aren't you saying this on the dick size threads?

living is so much work and im tired of taking care of myself

So date me then

Because men are misogynistic, and complain and perpetuate harmful things saying that if her breasts are too small she's flat. She has a "boys chest". I literally heard that shit all the time growing up, from men, from women. Shut the fuck up. It doesn't fucking matter what fucking size your stupid chest it doesn't fucking matter one fucking bit.

I need a non pervert, a pure bf to balance out my being a pervert. Two perverts and we'd crash and burn

No. We will feed off each other. And I'm a virgin so I am pure. Double the pervertion is double the fun.

it's ok stella, there are a lot of guys who prefer small breasts

Okay don't feel bad about it. This thread wasn't meant to shame anyways.

I'm not brave enough to risk critical perversion overflow

crash and burn

Better to burn out than to fade away

your honor im innocent i'm tellin you

based and heckin valid

Don't you think it would be really fun to corrupt a pure and innocent guy and turn him into a pervert suited to your tastes...?

It will be okay. Critical pervertion overglow is good behind closed doors.

Go away, I'm the one asking to be corrupted.

Yes that would be my ideal, a nice pure good boy to smother with my chest

why are you not saying this in other threads when the logic is the same

proceeds to seethe

It is extremely hard to respect someone like you. Especially since OP was not making this thread as a way to mock girls and their chest.

Yeah, let's date then. I am putting the first foot forward. I am a pure virgin.

Are you trying to bait me If you're the same poster then you're a pervert

Breast size literally doesn't matter

Chestlet detected, opinion rejected. Chestlets aren't real women. Picrl is what a real woman looks like

If you're the same poster then you're a pervert

I am a pervert. But I am a pure virgin. You've replied to my threads plenty of times. Give me a chance. We can make each other's fantasies come true.

I'm all yours then, completely a virgin in every sense of the word, I've never even been in love or had a crush because I was homeschooled by my very strict and very religious mother.

to smother with my chest

I think reading that made me blush irl...

I am a pervert

Then I don't want it, how are you not getting this

See this, sounds nice. Homeschooled even. Where do you live?

Where do you live?

Norway, you?

Then I don't want it, how are you not getting this

I can only say things like this because it's anonymous and online. I am too shy to do this irl. I am a pure khhv. At least I am honest about what I want. But you're getting baited by someone else.

FUCK it's not fair I could have had a cute scandi boy to ruin and have a ton of aryan kids by

fucking gay cursed earth, fucking born in muttland

Stop seething just cause you have a boys chest. Chestlets are always soooo obnoxious

Sorry about that!

I could have had a cute scandi boy to ruin and have a ton of aryan kids by

Now I'm definitely blushing...

That's fair and I guess I sympathize, but your doggedness is an ick

Now I'm definitely blushing...

brb gonna rope because I can't have this

Please don't do anything stupid, I'd feel guilty about it...

A goddess in chat here?! Are you single? I can take care of everything you need

doggedness is an ick

Why do you think so? What other avenue do I have? I haven't even acted in a vulgar way. I just called you out on being a pervert.