Listen to Sam Hyde

Get a skill.

Go to the gym.

Now get a job with that skill.

Now get a girlfriend who is a traditional woman and not an autistic retard like you

Leverage debt when financially reasonable

Invest in crypto

This is honestly sound advice. Why arent you following it?

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>Now get a girlfriend who is a traditional woman and not an autistic retard like you

I did the first 3 steps and am no closer to a gf now than before

Because it's fucking obvious and he's pandering to literal mentally handicapped swill who this doesn't immediately occur to

Now get a girlfriend who is a traditional woman and not an autistic retard like you

He doesnt say that actually

falls for trust fund pedophile's grift

ngmi

He's probably paraphrasing the segment where Sam says you're not going to find a woman who politically aligns with you 100%

Right wing podcast grift

Go gym, hawk crypto scheme

Profit?!!?

How is this not supremely transparent to you people?

SHUT UP, Sam actually cares about us

Yeah, the vid where he explains how you dont want a trad girl and how you should just want someone who makes life easier.

he paraphrased it retardedly then

it's not 2015 anymore
you're an autistic retarded fag if you still watch fucking SAM HYDE lmfao

guys this washed up pedophile right-wing podcast grifter said to hit the gym and invest in crypto

This is uniquely sound advice. Why aren't you following it?

too bad he's a pedophile who (unlike Nick and Charls) hasn't been funny in precisely 9 years
also, he's a pro-Israel kike shill LOL

I hate gyms. I do calisthenics in the back yard. And I will not invest in crypto. I don't care, I'm just not doing it. Oh, and I won't be becoming a tradesman. I know, it's heckin based and redpilled, but I just can't be fucked doing that.

pedophile

Just because this bothers you I'm going to watch his content now

Just because he supports the BASED JEW Epic Meal Time guy doesn't mean he's a Zionist, he's just a moderate

How many of his fans are fatherless social retards?

BASED JEW Epic Meal Time guy

i don't know what the fuck you're talking about lol. all i know is that he's made his views on Israel-Palestine quite clear

kk enjoy newfag

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I should just fucking die

Yeah I don't care also you don't know what a pedophile is also I was growing weary of his content but now I have to begrudgingly watch it again just to spite hyperreactive negro retards like you who have to howl about pedophilia until the cows come home out of jealousy thanks a lot

jealousy

kek

I will say his treatment of Simmons left a bad taste in my mouth with this track record floating around

Sam Hyde is the content creator of choice for weird, fatherless low T moids. Just listen to the way these guys talk:

What skill can you just randomly get to get a job that isn't soulcrushing? Going to the gym won't get you a gf or anything close. Investing in crypto is just gambling.
16 isn't pedophilia. He's just a fucking retard. Sometimes he's funny but his "advice" is very generic and the non-generic advice (i.e. buy bitcoin xD) isn't good advice.

do you go places to meet people or sit at your computer desk all day?

He's probably paraphrasing the segment where Sam says you're not going to find a woman who politically aligns with you 100%

Yeah clarifying someone else's point is totally WEIRD and CRINGE, kill yourself dipshit

sam hyde

says to get "le trad wife"

????
youtu.be/ZRkg9bq8lTc

HUhhhhHH!?
but he said...
but before he said...!!?
but anon said...?!?
wtf am i supposed to do!!?

leverage debt? no thanks bro

tall rich kid sociopath who went to art school

If you could consistently leverage debt correctly, you'd be a trillionaire. 99% of these guys will lose money on a random gamble. Pretty sure he just bought in on bitcoin early and won the lottery that way but he'd be broke if he started from 0 in 2025.

yea b-b-but he c-c-cares about us

genuinely hilarious seeing socially stunted r9k fags regard Sam as a father figure
he's absolutely a sociopath too. he has a long, long track record of fucking his peers and employees out of money and just generally being a weird cunt

Thats what happened, also why he feverishly checks his crypto accounts even during podcasts his simps pay for.

Pretty sure he just bought in on bitcoin early

he didn't. he was late
he was literally homeless in 2017 and 2018 lol

The latter. What places do I go to to meet people?

get a skill

sam has no skills other than being a clown manbaby

go to the gym

he has no visible weight loss or gains

now get a job with that skill

he succeeded through putting all his money in crypto which was a hail marry that succeeded and was broke even when he was doing his original MDE stuff

get a trad wife

he only got underage pussy once

invest in crypto

this is the thing he sneaks in at the end which was actually the entire reason for his success in life.

This is honestly sound advice. Why arent you following it?

because all advice is usually bullshit and either applies to no one or only the person who is saying it.

is 2015 considered early for bitcoin? i dont think so
for ETH though, yes i agree

It was actually still pretty cheap compared to now lol.
Just look it up. Had a big doomp back then.

You have nigger IQ if you actually take the advice of a pathetic trustfund baby like Hyde seriously. Its barely a step above taking advice from a woman

That vid is from 2014 btw.

That was basically the perfect time to buy. Mt Gox was already dead and BTC was at a low it would never return to.

Because I'm a lazy manchild who's afraid of confrontation or effort of any kind that never did anything but the bare minimum and now I'm 23 years old with no skills whatsoever.

In the only 20 seconds of content he's made in the past years that I've seen he complains about his text dollars financing genocide.

Don't take advice from trustfund babies whose parents bought them sports cars, sent them to Europe for summer camp, and paid their way through expensive, private art school.