get a skill
sam has no skills other than being a clown manbaby
go to the gym
he has no visible weight loss or gains
now get a job with that skill
he succeeded through putting all his money in crypto which was a hail marry that succeeded and was broke even when he was doing his original MDE stuff
get a trad wife
he only got underage pussy once
invest in crypto
this is the thing he sneaks in at the end which was actually the entire reason for his success in life.
This is honestly sound advice. Why arent you following it?
because all advice is usually bullshit and either applies to no one or only the person who is saying it.