Intelligent investments edition
/britfeel/
The only financial advice that matters:
1) Something is better than nothing
2) Diversify
That's it. There's no magic winning formula. Beyond these two points its pure luck or insider trading (based).
As long as you put your money into something and diversify it then you'll see returns. John knew this.
Drinking heavily atm
1) Something is better than nothing
Buying the S&P at 6,000 is better than nothing
imagine giving your money to the 'stock market' instead of a Lifetime ISA or 10 year bonds
anyone with over one grand in 'investments' should be taxed on their savings, not rewarded. clearly they have 'disposable income' they're not even disposing of. can't even fathom such a life.
A lot of mongs here lol
It's alright lad, but the bottle down, the line will go back up soon
the line will go back up soon
Not as long as trump is around desu
Indeed, as they say, a fool and his money are soon parted, as the OP image shows
He's peaking a previous peak!
Spat my distilled vinegar out at that one
Me? Buy high sell low.
I mock, but I'm glad this thread doesn't have any intelligent investors, I wouldn't have nearly as much fun reading about mundane boring financial decisions.
don't put your money in the stock market
instead put it in government bonds
I'm heavily invested in the cock market
Why is trump so unhinged this time?
He doesn't have 9 figures cash sat in an account.
This will be written off as a LARP as well.
oh no i am suicidal due to my poor financial decisions
guess who's going to help you?
(ideally not 'the war effort' but that's going to be an issue anyway. we ought to play it Swiss in 2025.)
Market was at a natural peak anyway
Money is made from volatility in any direction
Would have probably plataeud for years around 6k
Tell Moshe-Steinberg investment fund you're going to tank the market
They sell last week
They buy back in 6 months
Profit
I tried looking at investments with Vanguard etfs and couldn't understand a thing. And it looks like the price only dipped a tiny bit and is already going back up, so it doesn't look like there is any real advantage from this "crash".
I believe you but without proof most won't
maybe not millions but i've met/known through sex worker friend of real life crypto people who did just get rich when it was just Bitcoin, Anon Babble going on about computers exploding etc.
and 'needs' are a met problem but then they're still awkward geeky nudes. flat in London with a top end gaming PC. still paying women not even for sex they just want the conversation, the 'girlfriend experience'
none of us would suddenly become cool and outgoing, charismatic and good-looking, any of that
awkwardly geeky dudes* although that probably works too
sex is SCARY get the FUCK away from my naked body, harlots
You probably know exactly what I mean by that as well kek.
It only seems unhinged because the US has been run so insanely that a return actually reasonable, self-interested politics appears unhinged. He's pursuing a protectionist economic policy, essentially mercantilism where you can conceptualise a trade deficit as a 'loss' for the 'corporation' that is your country, whereas a trade surplus is an overall gain.
He's not trying to make the world economy better off overall, he's trying to consolidate the domestic US economy and make it stable and productive for the long term. This will inherently involve bursting the bubbles which have arisen as a result of crazy levels of print-and-spend and asset inflation through things like mass immigration pushing demand for housing above natural levels (all these sorts of policies overlap economically).
going to try and figure out exactly what you 'meant' by that
>He doesn't have 9 figures cash sat in an account.
cash
that's the suspect word, i suppose. why would it be cash? as in, bank notes? what's this account?
are you like that Malcolm in the Middle bloke from Breaking Bad where it's all in a Safestore?
CLEAN IT UP WAGIE!
EARN YOUR PITTANCE
CHOP CHOP WAGIE, THE NEXT SCREENING IS ABOUT TO START! GET CLEANING
Bald
Watch gay porn
Have never had a job
Spend every waking hour on Anon Babble
Fat
Virgin
Ugly
No friends
Estranged or otherwise ashamed family
No hope
No life
Low status
Poor
Reply to yourself because you have no life
Fantasist and try hard
Extremely angry and upset about all of the above
Sexualises his online dollies
Obsesses over and spams other people's throwaway posts that they stopped thinking about seconds after posting
Imitates other posters because he has zero personality of his own due to having no life outside of Anon Babble
Makes multiple posts about the same poster, usually as fast as the cool down timer will allow or from two devices
Makes multiple personalities to play in britfeel threads, there is no substance or personality to these personalities he creates because he has non of his own to draw from
might just be ageing. i don't know how much power he individually has: every couple of years i 'revise' how US politics works and then forget it because who the fuck cares.
there's some collective decision-making by his administration but i'm not going to follow it all. still, HE as a person is clearly old and unwell. don't know why we decided that's a funny/acceptable target, but he's doing it too. if anyone you knew started showing the same signs you'd be worried.
at any rate he shouldn't be considered fit to be in his position, just practically speaking. and the sooner we drop the US's status as NOT just some other country, the better. i couldn't even tell you anything about, say, New Zealand. they do good beef and hobbit films, what about New Zealand trade/tariffs/drama???
cash isn't the suspect word, also, I do mean real life currency, not as in like runescape gold.
assuming no gimmickry like 'oh it's the totality of what i've paid into the system, technically' or 'it's my debt that's what i meant haha',
inheritance?
it's 'sat' there waiting for you. you are the son of a duke and i guess those lads just surf the web too. like Prince Harry watching Family Guy.
It's his last term, despite what he says about a 3rd term to troll democrats, so he can just go all in without having to worry about reelection. Plus he was messed about with by everyone so much on his first term, from courts to media to politicians to stock market, that he knows not to bother try working with them because they will only stall and/or fuck him over.
I agree with a lot of things he's warning about, we have many of the same problems in the UK (immigration, national debt, bloated civil service, trade deficit, etc), but his solutions are certainly bold and risky. But desperate times calls for desperate measures. So far his solutions don't really impact the UK, we could probably take advantage of the tariffs if Starmer were smart, but I would just wait and see how it all plays out.
in a pure puzzle mood now.
pressanykey.com
remember all these from the 'old internet' it just seems obvious now like, 'oh, yeah, the twist is x' (or you're not American and don't know how baseball works)
is there anything like those Professor Layton games but for PC? can't be fucked with touch screen wank. 'circle the object that...' why can't i just tap/click it?
Bought the dippingtonshireham didn't i
I did didn't i
I didn't say sterling did I
Big fat nonce pretending to be a woman
Seems like every one of you is your own little Wolf of Wallstreet, eh?
Happy for you, big men.
o snap.
enjoy your yen/pesadas, anon.
i'm sure banks get sick of this one but CAN you take out those currencies in singles? i sort of remember doing the opposite as a kid: local Post Office would let you exchange coins for cash (literally a machine that charges you nowadays). used to go in with a mad jar full of hundreds of pennies.
cashier fucking HATED me, it was always 'the last time' (and i'd get sly and shovel out more pennies from my pockets while she was busy counting heh)
Is this anyone in particular?
HHL isnt big, he is tiny
Not me, too stupid to understand investing, the only thing I can understand are savings and cash ISAs, can't even understand how stock ISAs work.
Is this anyone in particular?
You
11 AM, dollies, drama, seethe and bait.
11 AM, dolIies, drama, seethe and bait
What a load of cunts. Ruined the film (and cinema as a concept probably) for the little kids in the row behind them.
How do I ask for a raise lads, I really need one
t. kinoplex janny
And you glued to your screen reading it all x
Couldn't care less about the mess they made. Just don't behave like animals in front of children.
I unironically watch that film every time I make 5 figures in a day, which isn't very often
i just want the cocaine and discontinued-sedatives parts.
it was all such a cliche well before that film i wonder what the reality was like, if it was actually close (same goes for being in the mafia and so on). seems stressful as a day-to-day life even if you have a mansion to go home to. like getting riled up is part of the point, whereas think of solicitors or lawyers IRL: high-stress, complex office work, but imagine hiring them if they were prone to temper tantrums. you wouldn't think 'wow this guy sure is a heavy hitter.'
Fuck it, who cares? I think it's pretty funny. So ridiculously dumb it's funny.
Shippy has never had a raise, he is still on minimum wage.
You ask for a 1:1 with your manager, they schedule it in, you meet, you tell them you'd like a raise and explain why you think you deserve one, then they say sorry we don't have the budget for that and then the meeting ends.
People don't get raises any more, lads. The only way you improve your salary is through moving to a new job. The market just isn't built in a way that raises are a thing any more except for the absolute top 0.001% of jobs/individuals who can exert leverage against their employer like that.
Just look for a new job with a higher salary/more senior position. That's it, sadly.
Who am I, big man?
I think punching your dumb teeth out would be hilariously funny as well.
Professor Layton
they were proper comfy mate on the ds
xx
Wouldn't that mean getting a raise every year?
Just wrapped up my one and only work call of the day. I shall now play 10-15 minutes of CS:S, then make a fresh cup of tea and hit that Sims grind HARD.
99% of the time i think you should shut the fuck up in the cinema but i'm with here.
i'd actually be all for an 'anything goes' screening where stupid shit is encouraged: that IS part of the point.
(i have a quiet local indie cinema to watch my newly remastered classic kinos at 10 in the morning with 2-3 other unemployed freaks.)
What is going on with society? Why are there always these scumbags that think its funny to make things worse for everyone else? And it's not a generational problem, this country has had problems with football hooligans in the 60s, it's a lowlife problem that decades of living under a nanny state was supposed to take care of.
Exactly how I imagine it'd go. I'm great at my job, it's 'important' but I get peanuts. It's a struggling industry too. I want to fuck off into the woods and never return. What's embarrassing is the girl I'm dating is making (only) 2k more than me, for a gay little internship fucking around on photoshop. I can't take it anymore, I really, really can't
l think punching your dumb teeth out would be hilariously funny as well.
every single night every single nightclub up and down the country ends up with a messy, sticky floor. that needs thorough cleaning.
that doesn't even get the same consideration as cinemas. and i assume cinemas have dedicated cleaners. for all i know, some/smaller night clubs it might be the same lads making drinks later who have to get the mop/hoover out.
Sorry to hear that lad, everyone is struggling right now, economy is in the shitter. But yeah, raises aren't really a thing in England in 2025, it's just not how things work. I encourage you to change jobs frequently, that's how I manage to stay above inflation. I've changed jobs about once every 12-14 months for a good number of years now. It's a massive hassle given that job searching is fucking torture, but it really is the only way to earn real wage increases.
a gay little internship fucking around on photoshop.
at least AI is coming for her.
(Photoshop has effectively replaced an entire career/industry through a piece of software, they're the last people who get to complain)
HHL could do this
clean it up wagie
no pussy no clean kinoplex floors
Agreed.
And me too. BFI Southbank in London 3 quid tickets. megalushz
your argument (and it's you every time, we all know) is that he can go on some trip therefore he can do X.
'moving around' is ONE category of PIP. now do the rest.
Why do people always claim that arse kissing at work never works?
Everything's shit and fucked up. People think 'what's the point'. People are maxing out credit cards, people are gambling their lives away, kids are stabbing each other because there's no point anymore - no hope, no optimism, no future
Me? I travel to Sunderland to work and pay taxes so that native mackems don't have to work.
How it should be x
trying to remember what film it was, more recent period film but it showed teenagers at some gangster movie screening in the 30s or so, hooting and hollering, they get kicked out.
it's nice to think folks once had good manners and all that. there are definitely NEW problems, e.g. with camera phones and social media.
however, Sunderlads will be familiar with this:
en.wikipedia.org
I will not work unless I get vagina as payment.
183 dead
Stuff like that just never happens these days. I wonder what the cause was
i'm no expert in social skills but anecdotally from mates in employment (not bragging) it sounds like
arse kiss
be seen as a pushover
be slightly confrontational
hit some 'breakthrough' moment where it flips around good cop, bad cop style
i mean it's easy to be a dickhead and just keep going on, but if you're a bit vulnerable yous connect as people. wasn't really about work, lot's happened at home. dead stressed. anyone, next time, sorry about this.
I give up, selling all my stocks now, im still up overall, getting out while i still can
Take out a loan
Pay for trans surgery
Work to pay off the debt
People at work have called me a pushover before, then they complain about how I get such favourable treatment
selling all my stocks now, im still up overall, getting out while i still can
One reason was emergency doors were locked, similar as what happened in KyoAni fire in Japan a few years ago.
bit like Hillsborough really. except you have kids (small and squishy, bit less sensible, by nature) combined with a lack of health and safety, basic planning for emergencies.
just the sort of oversights where i suppose we take a lot of it for granted now. if i had to design a building or suddenly get a bunch of people to safety, i wouldn't have a clue. might even do all sorts of paradoxical/harmful things.
i think i can segue into playing a safe middle ground where people have seen me like this. but from my perspective i'm just getting by. more passive than aggressive or passive-aggressive, rarely assertive.
suits me fine. always liked intimate one-to-ones at parties rather than being the life and soul. 'introversion' rather than 'extroversion' i suppose, but that's not going to work in an office unless i happen to end up playing a manager's therapist (and intermittently, not as the status quo).
it all sounds so draining. feel sorry for people who genuinely want to work and even love the job they do. the job part. not everything surrounding it.
Manager really doesn't like being questioned lmao. Well somebody had to push back didn't they. Shame nobody ever backs me up. Oh well oh well I will continue to be a confrontational person on principle. As you were.
I literally never say no at work, but when I ask for soemthing, I have never not gotten it.
Always drama in chika's life
Wagiemong hours
I have the day off today because my shift was so brutal yesterday
I have the day off today because I'm a NEET
There is there is. Because I'm an abrasive personality. I get so wound up at nonsense that I have to go and say something don't I? Well I do don't I. Socrates died for His Truth so what do I got to be scared of.
imagine a girls arse on your mouth x
Fink the unemployed schizoid boomeroid has been slamming shit around again outside
Never asked my ex for anal
Probably smells like farts desu de lad
what's the most you've requested? anons ITT talking about pay rises and such, which seems like a different kettle of fish to holiday. fuck knows how it works from a manager's perspective.
it's all the interview bollocks that does my head in, that's where you have to be kiss-arsey and formal and all that shite. you actually drop the act in work. the same people who complain about NEETs basically brag about how little they do, or even moan at how (actually) pointless their job is.
why can't we all work from home? why wear a suit instead of trackies? why, i just sit at a computer and Microsoft Office does it all
I've had cunts like you in my team and my one and only action towards this type of cretin is to make them feel entirely unvalued and not listened to. Why? Because the confrontational stuff comes from a need for validation, a need to be seen and heard. Making sure both I, and the rest of the team which invariably hates insufferable mongs like you, completely ignore you 99% of the time means the lifeblood is drained from the attention seeker and they soon fuck off elsewhere.
t. line manager at various levels for 14 years.
have cleaned toilets as part of working in a shop and i suppose i get used to the smell but wouldn't want to interact with an anus sexually
the horrible part of being a nurse is less the bodily/hygiene stuff you'd get used to. more the suffering and people treating YOU like shit on their shoe.
I was actually standing up for the team in the face of an imposition that nobody agreed with. I'm right, manager is wrong, and that's all there is to it. Other people are just too scared to say anything so I have become a sort of heel figure to the manager
Think I'll cancel my trip to America this Summer. They are too hostile at the moment methinks.
Sure pal and that's why nobody backed you up, because everyone agrees with you.
'weaponised autism' can be effective. even if it's purely contrary/confrontational i think people like Lolly-man are good at sussing stuff out and at least 'testing' the 'system'.
they're not *autistic screeching* they're saying something about subsection 3(c) of the Code of Conduct.
'dealing with' these people should absolutely be a prerequisite for being a manager. it's more complex than someone just going aggro or even breaking down in tears. something about that specific confrontation gotten to you? great, then do your job m8.
You haven't made it until you've got a PO box in London
Yes. Because people are scared to say anything. The silence was deafening. So I took one for the team. Not that I get any thanks.
Other people are just too scared to say anything
I have the same in my work. Almost nobody agrees with the managers on many decisions, but they don't want to say anything because the manager is a petty vindictive little shit that will make their jobs worse. The only time they fight back is when the manager tries to push their incompetence onto the team.
I can ask to start late, finish early, they turn a blind eye when I just doss about and take the piss just loads of little things, I always get the best jobs too
going to just say what it is, then?
'management' as some kind of optics/PR/damage control does my tits in. it can be something overtly wrong. blatant bullying, sexual harassment, requires some kind of intervention. but you get the insurance cunt from The Incredibles "handling" it.
Why not? Anal is a normal part of an average sex life these days. It's fun.
Yeah, it's a shame. I know for a fact they will be lmaoing behind their screens but everybody is cagey with each other. I tried, probably won't win this battle though.
Was just another pointless LE TEAM BUILDING bullshit idea, justified by nothing. Nobody wants to do it, I pushed back. I said my piece.
Now here's a fella who is not bothered by the market crash
Now here's a fella who is not bothered by the market crash
fascinating
He's an inspiration to us all.
Will the S&P losses affect my QMEE income dee lads?
funny how i'm ordering suspicious items but then i do go letters for some previous occupant using false names who had these small businesses. insulation, PPI claims, web design, shit's weird. all different names, but real businesses on Companies House (now dissolved)
possibly multiple salespeople in some homosexual relationship sharing this boxroom, but i doubt it.
started opening them (fuck it) and it's some firm offering to buy the business/name/similar. real solicitors online. presumably just some data harvesting thing.
feel like i can invert this one, somehow. 'yeah lads you can do whatever you'd like, i'm just the occupant and i'm ever so naive. btw post the cheque here, make it payable to ____'
Companies might pull back on their market research budgets as a result of a recession, yes.
if LE TEAM BUILDING involves outside people i say let them do it, seems like a good grift. been taught meditation by a lady who then tried to sell us crystals. good for her.
but if it's just pausing work to do some 'game' like it's The Apprentice yeah piss off. whoever got paid there has ran away laughing. "can't believe they bought our Zoom training package on team building exercises tee hee"
Barely came back again just now
Unemployed boomeroid skitzoid does this same exact bizarre thing again where he immediately runs outside after me and starts slamming shit around again for no reason
Alright, it's getting really transparent now with this vaxxed-up demented asshole. What a crazy unemployed fuck lol
you say things that are so close to my activities, and i have even stolen 'commie block' from you, i wonder if we live together.
i'll do the 'usual knocks' tonight if you can hear them please post to confirm it's me, ta.
Increasingly entertaining the idea of dying. Not suicide per se, but just not being here
We truly live in the worst timeline desu
The bad guys won WW2 and we're all suffering the consequences.
Yup. Shall be cancelling my American trip. I want to see my family but not negotiating with terrorists.
Yep. Unironically yes. I'm sick of pretending otherwise at this point.
shitlib progressives:
SMASH THE SYSTEM!
*Trump smashes the system* (sort of, not really, but the reaction would have you believe so)
shitlib progressives:
NNNNNOOOOOOOOO NOT LIKE THAT WE JUST WANTED LITERALLY THE EXACT SAME SYSTEM BUT WITH MIDDLE CLASS WHITE PEOPLE BEING TAXED MORE TO PAY FOR ALL THE BOLLOCKS GRIFTING!!!!!!!!
Even ex-army paz49 is dogwhistling to the 'wrong guys won the war' narrative kek
Trump and his cronies are the biggest grifters.
HELLO, IT IS I, BRITISH MAN. I AM HERE WITH MY FELLOW BRITAINS. NONE OF THAT BOLLOCKS, MATE. INNIT! NONE OF THOSE YANKS! PROPER TOSSERS.
tired of losing all the time desu
war nerds Hitler seemed to have this idea of 'groups in their place' even giving some respect to the Chinese and Japanese for their history and culture
i think i disagree with Operation Sealion and all that if the ultimate point was to eventually take over the world and have some kind of monoculture: we'd be speaking German right now.
maybe we just propose 'countries with borders' and take an isolationist stance. our appeasement is some minor agreement not to get involved. let the bad side do their thing, we're just looking after our own.
nitter.poast.org
Traveler slowly slips into madness after spending too much time in India
I sink the same criticism can be levelled at the right too. We all like to fancy the idea that we want to tear it all down but we're modern people who have adapted to modern comforts and lifestyles. Most of us would probably be bored to death in the event of any sort of real RETVRN whether that is cultural, technological or economic if we're being real. It was over before it began. You can't make a battenberg out of a pink n white. Simple as.
youtube.com
writer actually insists he did proper research on this one, weird nitpickers on Twitter.
CHINA IMPOSTS 84 PERCENT TARIFFS ON USA
LMAO
I think living under nazi rule would have been pretty good. The war was the real catastrophy. If we had all just accepted Nazi rule, Jews happy in Madagascar etc, everything would be pretty nice in terms of quality of life. Decent motorways, decent cheap cars, no degeneracy in the media. Heaven basically. It's also pretty much what China has now
I don't want RETVRN, that shit's retarded. I'm with Mikka on this one - bring forth the meritocracy.
China's tarrif 84 per cent? I won't become a parent
oh golly gosh maybe we'll have to get all those great US exports from China instead.
i mean fuck, even the less obvious stuff like pop culture and entertainment. that's been happening for a while. anime from Japan, dramas/boy bands from Korea, games/software services from China.
fuck off Netflix and Steam, usually some BlackRock types behind them anyway. "oh noooo Tencent!" cook maybe they have good games, and what's Chinese cinema/telly like? any recommendations? think that most recent Three Kingdoms series was popular?
Reckon Hitler is exactly the sort of person who would enjoy posting drivel in /britfeel/
No such thing as meritocracy, ever, nor will there ever be. See: existence of "the family".
ONE fucking Indian on the train yesterday ruined the journey "Gaharba matra patrahahhg yahatihaga nandhahdiaha!"
Dateburgh with the other asian broad coming up soon is it not
Hafta head out within the next 30 don't i
Yessir i do
we just take away parts of your precious 'the family' so we can HAVE a meritocracy, fair's fair. no inheritance, none of that.
same way we declare conflicts of interest and relations for jobs. don't try to get around it through nepotism.
levelling playing field for all. that excess wealth goes to the treasury. your kids can work hard. you DO believe in your kids, right?
Luv ricepussy, me
They tried all that. See: history of the 20th century, Earth. Or the french revolution. Either or int it.
Wouldn't mind eating sushi off of a naked Jap broad.
Sinking about BBC
Frieren is a psychopath she'd fit in here perfectly.
7 minutes ago
x.com
2 hours ago
which is a de facto embaro
Alright Javier lad?
this seems like it would be fun for a weekend tbqh.
also some irony of him honking into the driver's face at the end, looks like he's trying to concentrate there man. he's the one navigating all this chaos, for you. quit distracting him.
WORLD ECONOMY IN CHAOS
DICTATOR TRUMP MADE HIS MESSAGE CLEAR
WE NEED BOOTS IN THE GROUND
Demons bad. Simple as mate. Fuck em.
I want to cum on Frieren's eyebrows.
End of US hegemony? I'll be siring no progeny
can't read the replies/be fucked with Nitter
did he copy something from here? or he's trialling his best Twitter material here?
Yield curve inverted? Pregnancy averted
Nothing seems worth it anymore. Why do I work when I still live with mum and dad? Dating is expensive and I just can't be arsed. Can't even drink away your sorrows because pints are around 7 quid. Every face I see is brown. Lads, I'm genuinely struggling.
Stock market crashed? With no shurvivors!
Journalist from bloomberg, previous FT
Labour in Westminster? I'll be a male spinster.
I'll be a male spinster.
/britfeel/
High Vix? No cervix
yeah a lot of people have described this as a trade embargo
just type "trade embargo" into the X search box
"when the news reader mentions [news item] it's a coded message to me" is actual schizo shit, anon. see your GP ;_;
Investors withdrawing to cash? I'll withdraw from the gash
No tax credit?
No one's gonna get it.
Me? Just going to make some fucking lunch. What you gonna do about it tough guy?? HUH!?
35 year old benefit mongs going on about investing
Cuddling with Yanklass
Knowledge-based economy?
No women on top of me.
Shagging yanklass up her virgin arse
ohh shieeeett my 2 dolla plastic shit now gonna cost me 3 dolla 68 cents reeeeeeeeee
No economic boom? No sprog in her womb
Investing my rancid incel cock inside Wop's smelly, prolapsed arsehole before pulling out and selling my creamy muck muck all over milk filled skin balls.
Falling candlestick? Won't be getting my dick
I would try and make yourself as independent as possible lad. And I don't mean move out of your parent's house, I mean get rid of your debt, save up as much money as you can, get solar panels on your roof, have rainwater barrels, start a vegetable garden, etc. Go to local evening clubs to network with your neighbours. Things are going to get much worse and the government has made it very clear that straight white men are going to get fucked over hard.
That or move to a whiter country.
i mean that is fucking huge
did he think this through
like, just step through the actions, "then what MIGHT happen? how COULD these countries respond?"
this timed with some stuff about the Switch 2 pricing/preorders, they come from Japan i believe but manufacturing takes place in Korea or somewhere? at any rate they've had to officially announce yeah, tariffs will change the price. (tariffs on digital goods, i think that's been established by now that they count?)
i swear to god similar shit happened with the PS3 in America somewhere. like there was a slightly different manufactured for/by Mexico or somewhere else in South America, because it avoided some high tariff compared to the worldwide models. someone please have a clue what i'm rambling about.
This was a desk slapper
What else are we going to do with our tens of thousands in bennies that we get according to The Sun? Weekly holidays to Spain?
huddled in the White English bunker
"so... those bloody immigrants, eh?"
same reason we can't have male spaces.
i love aliexpress
x
I'll be taking a weekly holiday inside Wops' gaped pussy hole with my 1950s diving suit.
Switch 2 is manufactured in Vietnam, and Vietnam has already reached out to negotiate their tariff with Trump, so nothing may happen. Doesn't affect us in the UK either way.
bag landed after a couple of days, phowww this is good stuff, gonna be off me tits all day
absolute wank when you DO have to pay customs though, even though they put a phone as stationery goods or something else
it's basically gambling, on spot checks. or they just know. maybe which suppliers it is etc.
What about Temu?
Of course it's been thought through in that way. Thing is China exports more to the US than the US exports to China so they're still taking a bigger hit at the moment.
What China is betting on is that ongoing market turmoil will force Trump's hand in reversing (some) of the tariffs. I don't think he will though. I reckon the response to this will be 200% tariffs or potentially a threat to bar Chinese ships from the Panama Canal.
got prescribed valium during the christmas period and since then i've been on a massive bender, can't recall a period of 2 days where i've not either been high or drunk
Frieren is a psychopath
Being a realist has this effect
hmm so the US is the largest importer of Chinese goods at 15%:
tradingeconomics.com
surprised it's not higher for individual European countries, even if they're much smaller. and by continent it's still majority Asia (47%) over the Americas (24%) and Europe as a whole (22%)
just another country that should rethink trade with the US, i suppose. even if that's them taking a hit, shifting operations elsewhere.
what's the 'win' here for the US? everyone just accepts the tariffs unilaterally?
Would you cum in her eyebrows?
No
I respect psychopaths
Remember lads, that britfeel's official mummy is Rebecca More.
HHL goes on a lot of holidays, probably as much as SSM
Rebecca is great at JOI. So she is.
I think the logic behind it is
take billions extra in tariffs
alternatively get other improvements on existing deals by negotiating tariff reductions
use extra billions to provide tax benefits to companies moving production to the US
create jobs, improve economy
Whether it plays out like that in reality remains to be seen but i THINK that's the playbook they hope for
USA has cheap energy, low exports and low imports and low industrial output. These are good prerequisites for a policy success.
You really think these companies won't just pass on the extra expense to American consumers? I'm sorry but manufacturing is not coming back to America.
Even if it does, a lot of the jobs will be automated and the jobs that aren't WON'T be the kind of jobs Americans want.
They know in a few years Trump will be gone so companies aren't going to invest in a country as unstable as the USA right now.
Trump has a fundamental misunderstanding of how modern economies work. He's stuck in the past, whether through ignorance or a deliberate evil plan to keep the American populace poor and stupid.
Is she the one from Ted Lasso?
Why do you think America has low imports? What about all the coffee and bananas? All the rare minerals? All the lumber and potash? All the foreign luxury goods? Get real.
phwoar not too far off is she
Study this list, especially the first three columns. The US is a huge anomaly and extremely independent.
en.wikipedia.org
a lot of the jobs will be automated
That is another factor to consider, jobs are going to be 99% automated in the next 20 years, whether you want it or not. Having a lot of Silicon Valley advisors probably made Trump realise that and he would rather have the automated factories in the US than elsewhere for supply line security at the minimum. And it's a good idea too, UK should be heavily investing into AI and automation as well.
Big chebs, oh aye
Ok was irony I think
But Germany: imports+exports=90% of GDP
Britain: 66%
France: 68%
US: 27%
Does this take into account all the American services the rest of the entire world use? PayPal, Netflix, Facebook, Visa, Mastercard etc.
I don't know. Think that's only the case when money flows in and out. Infrastructure that is organized differently but originates in the US is probably not quantitized by this. Maybe if the company branches try to import their profits, but usually they won't do this I think.
2D chebs > AI chebs > 3D chebs
Le threadus is dead :(
It's lunchtime pal. All the laddingtons are having their tendies with mummy right now.
its wednesday afternoon, everyones out shagging
Playing air bongos on chikas head
Ill pump out some personality drama later
Slicing open Wops' chebs and harvesting the rare minerals within.
Chika and colleagues going to see Minecraft movie for a team building exercise
team building exercise
this is what me and the lads call it when we go round to see ruth
Me? Circumcised.
Chika jockey
ARE YOU AND ALL THE LADS BLACK BY ANY CHANCE HAHAHAHAHA
BLACK
good heavens no
My name.. is STEVE. x
FLINT AND STEEL. x
Jack Blacked
There's a genre of video on youtube where twats go through classic tv shows and say the most obvious shit as if they've just discovered gravity or something.
Hey youtube, what's up? So we all know and love Marlo Stanfield/Tony Soprano/Nucky Thompson etc. but if you really step back and look at them, did you know they were, well... actually pretty bad guys?!
Like yeah no shit you massive mong. Drug dealers, murderers, extortionists, violent psychopaths etc. yeah no fucking way they were bad guys.
Been driving for an hour. Stopped for a piss now
Apparently there's a market for it pal. Tons of mongs tune in to Gogglebox as well just to watch randomers comment on tv shows and news. It's madness but lots of people watch it.
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Some years ago i had this one where we had 4 or 5 other flats in this block but I never saw a soul except for,,once in a blue moon I saw the haggard looking lassie nd in a even bluer moon I saw the Indian looking lassie
The neighbours "opposite" us was a young single guy who didn't live there,,I mean he clearly was staying elsewhere nd just coming back to get post and whatever I dint know why,my mum said he lived with his girlfriend. Or something but I always noticed w this guy when he did come back and leave it constantly synchronised with me I mean you'd hear NOTHING from him for 2 weeks then he's walking in just as am walking out. CONSTANTLY so if am heading outside so many times I put my headphones on, put my coat on its dead silent outside. Before am heading but when I put the headphones on it triggers something. It seemed like so I get to the door,,nd then just as am about to open it I hear it over the headphones bang bang bang walking up the stairs or opening his door or whatever how is it he did that, he always appeared at the exact moments that we would bump into each other. That was a window of mahbe 5 seconds during each day. He just had a knack for magically appearing at that exact moment its quite strange? So I started wondering what is it he does when he comes back nd just sits in total silence as far as I can tell? Nd many other questions but I never really got any answers about it
comedy is subjective and all that but i did enjoy the Zack Morris is Trash series about Zack Morris from Saved by the Bell, narrator cracks some good jokes, it's all well and good.
...but then you realise yeah, that's just the show. even the jokes he makes are comments from characters, dialogue in the series. it's not like he "noticed" Zack Morris has all this sleazy schemes, "if you think about it"... that's just the whole premise.
i don't even know if it's deconstruction at that point, more like just stating-what-is.
Due to circumstances beyond my control the earlier Sims grind had to be postponed, but I'm pleased to announce that it is now due to start imminently.
Sadly, britfeel has changed from a thread populated by average anonymous british lads to talk about life in britain, to a thread populated by a handful of low-IQ dossers cheering on a bunch of personalities as they spam gimmicks for attention and talk about dolly drama all day.
Corrrr! It an Arrow Video special delivery. All 4K apart from Tomie and Battle Royale 2. VERY excited to see these transfers of Silence of the Lambs and Battle Royale with Dolby Vision. It going to be LUSH.
when did this change take place? halfway into the first ever thread?
i was discussing dossing in Britain on this site before Anon Babble ever existed. it just so happens those threads got banned (how is it NOT Japanese/Otaku Culture???)
and so, we were herded into the /britfeel/ camp.
Got 3 new vidya to play, lads. Has anyone played.
Atomfall
youtube.com
Metro Exodus
youtube.com
Evil West
Find me a /britfeel/ thread in the archive that doesn't have any personality drama in it. I'll wait. It will take you a long, long time. Also your mum's hole is a stinking bin.
thank you to lad i did in fact ultimately get ESA
still worth a read 13 years later even if it's not Atos now
(the Uncle Remus guide people mention went around a lot too but it was for Americans from what i can recall)
The Universal theme park set to open in 2031 is gonna be just down the road from me in Bedfordshire. Coorrrr, hopefully bumps up my property value a bit.
thinking of a song
maybe very loosely related to a song I was just listening to
2 skips forward on the algorithm it starts playing
weird. wonder if they are reading our thoughts now. probably are. bloody ell
Lol I can see my posts in that thread
you might end up some grim suburb JUST outside the glitz and glamour (The Florida Project is a comfy movie)
seems like hell anyway, living near any sort of resort or party type location. if you want to attend regularly, the magic will wane. for most people, they take trips in. and then you're left DEALING with tourist types. like imagine living right on some beach resort oh isn't that lovely? oh, drunk lads every fucking night. can't just take a break from the lights and noise.
Yeah maybe but if it happens I'm hopeful. That being said, given how building anything in this shithole is essentially illegal and/or unfeasible, I'm not going to hold my breath for it to actually happen.
I got Atomfall. Seems interesting so far. Not a lot of games set in England so it's cool.
My bennies says adp on the bank now......"SSS ADP".....SOS brigade......... Good bye PIP.........my old friend u got a bad reputation but you were nice to me apart from those few times but everyone only remembers the bits where u weren't just ticking along like normal.......am on a new chapter now. X
Nap status: finished
Now for some food
I'd rather they opened a Disneyland so I could go ans goon to Disney Princess feet IRL.
neato.
AoC said when he was mod/janny/whatever he maintained some basic principle of "let them have their fun" but not before long it was made CLEAR that NEETs were NOT welcome. part of the overall prejudice against NEETs. in a board that was already a ghetto: the split was the Anon Babble equivalent of the partition of India
think you could just have standards AND the NEET/hikki threads which are vaguely on topic like half of Anon Babble is just "franchise, but board games: the general"
renaming the board Otaku culture and whose a shut-in in the first place? otakus. navigating that is their daily life. just call it /th/ (and that other one? the fighting one) if that's what your personal opinion of "on topic" is. or, just let people have their fun.
That's beautiful lad good luck with your amazing new chapter of languishing on state benefits
Looking forward to when it just says NOTHING: 0 GBP
one day, we hope. in a just age. Will never happen
is all this gooning/foot/bum stuff because the people who just liked, say, breasts, and sexual intercourse, those are the ones who are now happily married? normie natural selection.
I feel like it self governed as good as any other board, altho it did get out of hand that year, i don't remember exactly when it just turned into /gt/ /general threads/ but am not into that when at its best u had shitposting but also good more normal discussions that go in general threads now anyway,it didn't have to be dictated. It all NSJ fault. Well nowadays there's s4s nd maybe bant/trash it cant be the same but it's OK,its hypocritical I don't like the ironic humour of today but that's what we did back then,but it just didn't feel cynical and put on like today or like a hidden agenda. It was just fun
I simply need my one (1) NSJ-allocated daily NEET thread x
Proposition:
Replace bennies money with food stamps and clothes stamps. Bennies mongs should not be allowed to spend money on games and alcohol and drugs. Food and water are all you need and ALL of your time should be spend working to get another job.
South Sudan refused to accept the repatriation of one of their own nationals (telling in and of itself) from the US, so Trump ordered that all visas to enter the US from South Sudan be revoked, no interviews, no appeals, no nothing, indefinitely. All current visas will also be rendered ineffective.
You literally can Just. Do. Things.
Nasty post. Why can you just leave us spackers alone?
Those months in 2013 up to may on Anon Babble I was really in degenerate shitposting habits every single day morning til night nd drinking the whole time and my wee pal on email had a Google Docs where we drafted shitposts for the board and he was a drunk too. But he was funny. My wee sister kept saying she was worried about me cus there was wine bottles nd cider cans everywhere in my room. It was actually grim I think. I played saya no uta around then. But neway in May that year is when I got my job. I started working for the 1st time then so I fell out of posting a lot naturally,,as much as it did cause problems for me in the longer term with health,,that job prohlt did save my sanity and relationship w my family n stuff at the time. It was getting kinda the shining the film version but i never noticed but everybody around me did
They do this in Australia with the Aboriginies. The government decides how they spend their benefit money.
How is it nasty? You fuckers owe your literal existence to the taxpayer keeping you alive.
You already got free healthcare and free education until 18. You fucked that up, flunked school, cannot get a job and now you expect lads who worked hard to support you?
Get fucked. Frankly, people with your attitude should be out on the streets and laughed at.
Britains biggest problem is a lack of shame in the lower classes.
People should feel cripplingly ashamed of fucking up school and their kids misbehaving.
People should feel ashamed of claiming bennies.
People should feel ashamed of being fat and ugly.
People should feel ashamed of having loose bricks in their garden and feral kids.
There needs to be more crippling shame to get people to behave and look better.
Total war.
The fatter girls get, the better the singularity gets
Build girl temples
United Queendoms
UQ
Get fucked. Kek. LARPing as a Tory here of all places. Why are you here if you despise Bennie mongs? This is the Anon Babble capital of losers and spackers.
i can't even tell what's CGI or AI any more. all these takeaway places popping up with weirdly decent images/branding and it's some franchise you can buy into.
i get it for something like Subway where it's just some equipment you combine them, cool. but Cake Box? this is cakes. how are they MAKING the cakes in all these tiny industrial units up and down the country? is it like supermarket cakes? how are those made? could i add in the order notes 'write ____ in the icing'?
We are not the cruc
ified
!
How to get a job, say: I do not have holes in my hands.
What are you ashamed of most lad?
Laughing my head off at that anon who is crying, pissing and shitting at Bennie mongs. I bet he watches GBnews all day and listens to LBC in his sleep the brainwashed mong. Hes more of a spacker than me.
Captcha: VGHAA
Nd then before I started my job iwas watching Kaiji on my laptop on a mattress on the floor nd drinking Asahi beers cus we'd just moved back to OUR house after everything went tits up w my st*pdad(different one) at that time which that situation probably was part of why I was drinking so much to start with but aye. So i had an Asahi era for most of the rest of That year nd craft beers then in June I got rly into dark souls cus first thing I bought when i started getting paid was a ps3. Even tho in 2013 that was already sort of dated but I was really happy. Cause GTA5 came out a few months later too. Yeah that year was a new era opening up for me. I see life as kinda pre nd post 2013. Well it was the end of my teenage years too so aye. It's weird how those boards nd communities didn't actually last that long when you look back but it seems like so much happened cus it was like something new all the time. Whereas now online 10 years passes nd you don't notice the difference.
wops is mid.
Working is much easier and pays more than being a life long bennies mong tbqh
To be honest I fink youre kidding on but it sounds reasonable
Working might be for you but it isnt for me
our government is laser focused on growth
that's why we have done nothing to change the paradigm of building anything being illegal by definition and can only be achieved through a meandering, overburdened and extremely expensive case-by-case appeal for why your specific project should get an exception to the building ban
i think this is where it's worth distinguishing between being shamed and feeling ashamed.
if you want to actively ostracise people you're just a dickhead. and frankly in those cases people get clever, even end up post-shame/guilt-free about stuff. it's not in their own head, you've put it on them. the people who are either psychopaths or beyond giving a fuck, your tactics will never work on them anyway.
Me? On that Wednesday afternoon wuppagrind. Done fuck all today, just bedrotted. Oh aye.
Done fuck all today, just bedrotted.
You don't say. This is unbelievable lad, I simply do not believe it!
i think there's a shift in culture or some kind of "competitiveness" going on. guro was a thing, furries were a thing, why not them?
to me "vanilla" is enough, always has been. but now "haha eating ass! lmao fr fr!" is the voice of a generation: like finding a boobies magazine was to their grandparents. but ultimately it's a very specific fetishes dressed up as the default now, and either they're the loudest or that's just where the goalposts have ended up.
plenty of other strange body parts. PIV sex is already squishy and smelly enough. nice to see addicts wanting to "scale back" than "seek more extremes".
Lowkey depressed kind of day.
Call me when it's done x
Anything can be a stock.
True stock markets gamble on ANYTHING, that is where the fun is.
In Turkiye, girls have stocks invested on other girls. Some girls have many girls that invest in them, and become like shareholders for whatever verity of energy that the girls output. Girls in Turkiye have many verities of currency that have been called metaphysical.
Turks & Ottomans care about the interpersonalEconomy most.
Such as the quality of community.
a common job for girls is sorting gathering spots in towns so that people are around only those who people intend to be around.
imagine a fanny on your face x
literally never ordered an indian takeaway, just never had the urge to, not a big fan of indian food generally
out of nowhere get urge to
look up nearby place online, a proper restaurant that does takeaway orders, not just a gross slophut
tikka masala - 10.95
fu-hu-huuuuuck that lol
i'm not paying 10 fucking quid and 95 fucking pence for tikka masala
my instincts were right all along, never gonna get an indian takeaway
I am here because bullying spackers is fun.
its around the same if not more for a fish supper these days lad
Anything can be a stock.
brb making carrier bag soup
I know that my d*d doesnt have the fetish bc my stpmum his wife, and her daughter my stp sister had gorgeous feet which I KNOW IT SOUNRS FUCKED but I was too young to even know it was fucked theyre only related to me by a piece of paper. But i couldnt take my eyes away nd this before I knew the words foot fetish or had even m*sturbated yet I just knew I liked that. Nd I could tell my d*d had no interest I was thinking how do you not even seem to notice or care. So I realised with a fetish, some ppl just don't even see it as if they're colour blind in their pp. I waa trying to keep my eyes on the telly but my eyes kept wandering. But I mind wed be outside nd my d*d would be like that Cor son see that lassies arse nd am like ? I think.he believed I was gay but I was just coming into my own as a fetishist nd didn't have the bandwidth for anything else. So I guess its not genetic. Which thank god. I don't even want to know my d*d has "preferences" that's fucking sick. He should jabe been an incel in any other time period but my mammy must have been on drugs or something in the 80s to ger charmed by this mong but hey ho
oh also forgot to mention that ONE SINGLE NAAN is 3.95
get the absolute fuck out of here
Have you ever met a cuck in real life?
Depressed spacker in a care home
do you ever shut the fuck up?
No one is reading that wall of drivel lad
Neway I fink thats everything what I have to grt off my chest for today x
HHL fingers his arse and pretends it's a pussy
a lack of shame in the lower classes
The upper classes too. But at least the lower class has the excuse of seeing the country going to shit first hand. The upper classes are just degenerate psychopaths.
I rarely meet people irl im a ruthmong style hermit
Pull the spacker chord for mild depression
Sandra crying because her spacker son cant find a gf
The middle class is truly the most hardworking, industrious, and moral class by a fucking mile.
Yeah, I would never order anything from an indian takeaway.
Tesco Chicken Tikka Masala Meal For One 500g - 4.50
Naan - 1.00
Total - 5.50
According to Karl Marx everyone who has to work to earn money to live (as opposed to own assets/capital) is working class.
Middle class people are just working class people whose parents or grandparents were just more intelligent and got a higher paying job. They meet other intelligent people and have kids and the so called middle class is formed. Simple as.
IM JUST A SINGLE LEAF, IN THE WIND BLOOWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING
You should move in with st*pmommy
Donut bully me i have a condition x
so those Co-op pizzas
do they still make them? thought the branding looked a bit older. can only find these ones. although the page for them CALLS them 'Thin & Crispy' (and that's the header text) which makes me wonder if it's the same ones just renamed a bit.
what's really getting me however is these are 4.20, weigh 327g. but you can ALSO get fresh, non-frozen ones with the same name that weigh 330g and are 1.90! less then half the price you could get two and just freeze them anyway.
and the boxes are similar so yeah maybe once upon a time one was the cheap shitty one, one was meant to be decent. now it's just Co-op Stonebaked Double Pepperoni Pizza vs Co-op Stonebaked Double Pepperoni Pizza.
every day for me that, the older I get the more I cba with continuing life. Used to think suicide being one of the most common cause of deaths for autistics to be a bit mad but now I get it, wdym I have to do this for 5-6 more decades?
I wouldn't call the middle management types "industrious", and their "morals" are leading to the death of Britain by virtue signalling the country to death.
Thank you mate. I just wanted to find an open world game because I'm not very good at vidya so in an open world I can run away when I'm getting my arse kicked hahaha.
I'm looking forward to roaming around England for a change, it makes a change from dystopian America or Russia.
Have you played it much, do you have any complaints about it and any tips for me?
ETS2/ATS are top tier womf and you can drive around almost all of Europe
Might see her again this year if i do contact my d*d back theyre still married. Idk am still mulling it over. It would be weird. We havent spoke or met since i was 17 apart from ive bumped into her in the shops few times over the yrs. I guess ill see what happens.
Woby Warvery 2 days in a row and it lush.
Yesterday, Sunderland, today, Peterborough. The meat is pretty bad by Toby standards but still alright.
Spending a ridiculous amount of money lately
That one in ur pic and the one in other anons pic are both good. Fink ive tried all the pepperoni pizzas from Co op. Nd I liked them all am not even that into pizza but I mind enjoying all them ones from the co.
According to Karl Marx
Opinion discarded
My place is not in the warehouse until I die. Fuck working, living in the same town all your life, never affording to go anywhere, no progression, no girlfriend, no sex and no happiness. Rather be a miserable neet than a sad slave.
Woah, I remember you from some years ago. I only had the PS3 at the time and I loved reading your posts and seeing your screenshots of the open road and your big rig. I will look for ETS2/ATS on PS4.
Are you still playing them, you big mother trucker? hahaha
I only played a couple of hours so far. Hmmm it feels slightly derivate but most games are these days, pretty fun though. Intrigued pretty early by the story and the setting seems dare I say womfy.
Hey lad, that was me who posted the post you're linking to, glad to see it resonated with some people. Yes, they still make them, but I think the packaging may have been updated since that pic was used on their website. It's definitely the same pizza though, just the regular co-op frozen pepperoni.
Time to reconnect and make sweet love to her feet
it feels slightly derivate
Only in some aspects or as a whole?
Man I can't be doing with games that are just a reskin of another game.
This will be my first survival game, have you played other games of the same ilk and if you have how is Atomfall shaping up in comparison?
Jst couldnt handle stpmums soles. Some times it was so blatant i thought you must be doing this on purpose cus its driving me loopy trying to not stare. Was like smth off the wee .mp4 clips I wouldve been saving on my computer.
BAG OF WOKEY AND A PIZZA
BAG OF WOKEY AND A PIZZA
They are PC games you mong.
Not so often any more lid, ETS isnt out on consoles yet, i think they are planning it at some point, plenty of other womf tier driving games if thats what you are looking for
Spin tires/snowrunner are pretty good for chilling out and dicking around in big truggs
Farming sim is based but it would take over my life trying to find mods and shit kek
Do you think we will all be in our 50s and 60s
HHL does your bother have any sprogs?
All be here*
Security mongs. Think they're real tough against the public. Not so much when you start recording them.
Well if you haven't played too many similar games it might not matter. It's clearly inspired from games like Fallout and Bioshock, feels the same sort of vibe. The UI is quite generic, not really an issue but it feels like all games have a similar UI design these days. But I haven't played enough of it yet - I may end up thinking it's amazing, or average, not sure yet.
He hasn't posted in over half an hour
thanks. would probably make sense in a shop but i just take it for granted fresh = better, frozen = cheaper? and are frozen foods not heavier (laugh at my lack of physics knowledge all you want)
thought it was a two-pack or something at first but nah. does seem like that's the same one you were pointing out. just updated branding. no clue what's going on with food prices if it's over four quid for a frozen pizza, while also under two quid for a similar pizza (unless that was previously the Co-op Smartprice Savers Value range one??)
it's a conundrum, this.
Stone Bake? Nore like Stoned & Baked haha
I did low key think if shes into my d*d why wouldn't she be into me? Am jist like a younger version that isnt bald. It's probly not that simple though.
Atomfall is on my list, and deadfall, but might have to wait till I get a lagfree PC.
imagine a girls thong on your nose x
Lot of fucking effort for a sandwich innit?
youtube.com
Will just stick to pouring a back of monster munch between two slices of own brand loaf thanks very much oh aye x
Normal people are disgusted at the idea. Only explanation needed. It's natural to feel no attraction to relations.
yeah that all looks a bit watery and grim tbqh not thinking 'carvery' there more like i had bought some steam bag of carrots etc, poured bisto over it
not even sure how you get flaky yorkshires like that? i've fucked them up in a myriad of ways that's just strange to me (but i don't know much about baking or the process)
Fancy a pizza now cus its nice weather too byt too many calories desuwesu
He will see it later and reply x
haha i was just thinking of a similar thing, in the Justice League cartoon there's a bit where Green Arrow (who is a billionaire) is helping Black Canary infiltrate some gang and while undercover he bribes a guard
gives him all this dosh and he accuses Black Canary, says she didn't want 'Green Arrow' she just wanted 'Green'
heh. green.
(was just thinking this while recycling.)
dysphoric
eating disordered
drug addict
come to Anon Babble x
the video was the point
Am on about my stpmammy not my mammy mammy. Thats sick de lad i respect my bio mammy too much for that apatt from maybe i did some weird larps when i was drunk but thats just the demon drink for you. But my stpmammy is fair game. Not blood related hust my biod*ds wife. Not saying I would just logically.
You've got to learn to filter the truth from the lies my lid.
Crossmong is a transgirl in denial
Shame she's back on the fast food. I thought she was trying to lose weight.
i've lurked there just to have an open mind etc it seems like weeaboo zoomers who do both the "die in a fire, faggot" stuff and "uwu O_o *glomps*" stuff
like they're the trans kids 'admitting' all this stuff people 'assume' but it's mixed with the ironic gen z sense of style that also led to data mosh deep fried JPEG shitposts remixed into liminal analogue horror (every teenager is miserable and wants to die that's nothing new)
just feels like the police are already on call to keep me AWAY from that board.
(not x, but this fits the kind of 'join us' community/culture you're describing and i want answers)
Having chicken chow mein and egg fried rice for din dins. Oh aye.
About a year ago BritNormie's friend Gene went to work on an oil rig off the coast of Shetland. Recently they met up at Bo'Vines steak house to catch up. Gene had put on a massive amount of weight, what looked like about 10 stone. BritNormie was stunned that is was even possible to put on such a large amount of weight in such a short amount of time. But didn't want to draw attention to something that was probably a sensitive issue for him. Within a few minutes generally said to BritNormie "what the FUCK has happened to you? Ya fat bastard, you were like Mark labbett last time I saw you", BritNormie responded "Sent it in a parcel to you on the rig, I see it arrived!" Gene was gobsmacked about this.
"I didn't expect you to hit so far below the belt" despite comparing BritNormie to Mark Labbett just seconds ago. "Sorry mate, ah you know, Ozempic really does work as well as they say, I'd seriously recommend it"
"No no, that's bollocks, I want to know how you really lost weight", BritNormie responded "the same could be said of you, how is it possible to put it on so fast" Gene then leaned over and started eating all the food from BritNormies plate while crying, and shouting "ya fat bastard" as chunks of steak fell out of his mouth onto the table.
My main problem on this britfeel has been being too honest you fucking clown. Ive been scaling it back.tjough after I got some good advice from d*llycel of all ppl you might notice apart from today cus I took a codeine nd my fingers started going I don't rly blog post anymore. That era is over. So do one.x
Alright whatever. I say no more.
Every few months I have this urge to delve deep into nigga culture and watch Youtube videos from the ghetto, documentaries with interviews with people living there etc.
Then 20 minutes into it I invariably stop caring because there is zero IQ in those people. Every (drugged out of their mind) person there only has one of three things to say:
(30s something guy wearing a hat and basket ball shirt)yea man me and my niggas used to hang out here and get up to all kinda shit namean haha can't say too much knowmsayn *puffs smoke*
or
(middle aged man/woman sitting on a bench in the middle of the day)blacks need to stop killing each other man it's just what they want us to do
or
(teenagers)yea ain't nuttin to do around here but play ball and rap namean this here my boy tyrone he's next up man remember the name
This has been the exact same for the last 20+ years. It's utterly boring. There is no get up and go mentality in the demographic.
I want something like Stardew because I've played too much Stardew. The newer Story of Seasons games can't even compete. Heard My Time at Sandrock is decent.
maybe not everything is trans. crossgirl can have long hair and princess time and some form of genuine/ironic age regression going on.
transgender people are such a specific thing, but we don't need to go back and 'reinterpret' things as 'trans'. same goes for the broader concept of 'queer' (i know that's actually just the word now) and even 'furry'.
the Disney Robin Hood isn't furry, it's fine. if they drew that NOW it'd be furries, and people would see it as such. but furries originated from that. they were just doing anthro animals same way as Peter Rabbit etc. (do furries even like Beatrix Potter? Paddington Bear? what are their rules, here?)
For comfy/chill farming/slice of life simulators Stardew really is the best there is, which unfortunately means if you're bored of it there isn't really an alternative because everything else will feel like a second-rate Stardew.
Now her... that's a healthy woman. Very committed to the gym and keeping her body in good shape. She's got discipline. I expect it makes her standards for a man to be quite high.
Tumberg is making the type of noise that means my toilet bowl won't be white for much longer phwoarr
These clothes? You want me to w-w-wear em?
I can't stand watching unfiltered footage like that, I always have to watch that stuff via proxy like Donut Operator or some other commentator.
I want her to take them off. Her tuppence is probably very photogenic.
Proper truth nuke this. None of them are as good as stardew.
Don't like it. The day ends too quick and I worry about missing some achievements. It's definitely overhyped.
It was a SSM joke. Because she looks like SSM. Wareham. GOD I've made this joke twice already. Please clap.
Shagging yanklass in front of HHL until he cries and wets his nappy
never played Terraria which is the obvious comparison, but Starbound is pretty chill.
i remember looking forward to this ages ago because decent pixel art, British team etc. some sort of controversy on release and "it isn't what was promised!!!" but i didn't have those expectations.
you go to a little pixel art planet, hop around for food/fuel/etc, hoard shit and do whatever. go start a lovely farm or just explore random planets. upgrade things. jetpack around and go into morph ball mode.
you notice some of the 'patterns' pretty quickly but it's just neat. it actually kind of sucks there's a 'story' but i guess it's something to do when you just get a bit bored/directionless.
I'm sorry but SSM lore sometimes goes past me. I'm much more invested in females.
Bet her vagina feels nice
Thought that Kynseed was promising but it flopped.i get more of a stardew feel from pokemon nd especially fire emblem cus it's got romance stuff like that managing stats nd whatnot than other farm games per se.
Ye but there's no end game in stardew unlike harvest moon so you can't miss anything or do anything wrong really. Day length can be modded.x mods in general keep it more fresh
Emily would shag me for my pristine copy of my horse and me 2 on the xbox 360. I will not accept any payment for the rarest game. Only sex.
Ay tone, ya hear wad I said? Wareham. Hehehehe
Too muscular for me desu not attractive at all
I worry about missing some achievements.
unless you mean some out-of-game thing (like Steam/Xbox achievements) then i think this is one of those games that makes it quite clear you don't have to give a shit
not exactly earth-shattering but there are games where you should do X right away: there's a 'proper' way to do things. i think some of the Harvest Moon games might have even had this? timed events and such, you'd better get that fucking golden corn ready or else.
Spin tires/snowrunner are pretty good for chilling out and dicking around in big truggs
Thank you mate, I will check these out and thank you for telling me the others are not for console yet, it saves me time looking for the impossible haha.
I played Bioshock but it was too hard for me so I never completed it. When I came across Atomfall I did think to myself 'I hope it isn't like Bioshock'. I guess we'll have to play it enough to know if it's our jive or not.
I look forward to your posts if it turns out to be a good game.
Got very excited when I saw that Enter The Gungeon 2 was a thing, but then immediately deflated when I saw that it would be in 3D.
The 2D graphics were part of what made is so charming and fun. The 3D version from the brief footage we got just looks generic and lame, sad to say.
ETG is definitely one of my all time favourites - it's so perfectly crafted it's almost unreal imo. Everything is so cohesive, the design is so unified but at the same time expansive and unique for each level/character/item etc. Amazing achievement of a game.
so from my understanding there's already been a 3D Roller Coaster Tycoon killer, a SimCity killer, now there might even be a Sims one coming up.
how the fuck have they not managed old-school Pokemon yet? i don't mean Cassette Beasts. or that Temtem online one, or that music one (Ooblets?)
just something that's either in the Game Boy style, or 'what if the Pokemon games modernised in THIS direction?'
the fans are really into all the monsters or the specific, rigid mechanics to the point you have online simulators. i dunno, just think of it like back when Pokemon was this brand new thing.
Apart from these apparently:
Become a Joja Co. member and purchase all the community development perks
Restore the Pelican Town Community Center.
I do prefer it when games don't make the achievements have you play it a very silly way.
I still don't get it pal
I'm not useful at reviewing things but I will see. I could read something life changing or play a 10/10 game and my thoughts will amount to "yeah pretty good". Maybe I'm just stupid idk. Tbh games are tiring now even when they are good.
Anyway did you delete discord or something me laddy?
WAREHAM SOUNDS LIKE WEAR EM
ITS A PUN
SSM LOOKALIKE
LOL
bloody ell me nibbas
That's cheap pleb
There's no comparison lol. You think it's exactly the same? You never had a proper naan that's actually cooked in a tandoor, just some shite supermarket imitation? Lol. Your life is bleak mate.
ships, we make them, we take them
ships, we mack 'em, we tack 'em
this is one possible origin of 'Mackem' for Sunderland people
'Geordie' is something to do with two rival lamp brands used by miners
'Scouse'? it's a stew, it's nice.
Am thinking u and me as traumatised ppl have every right to reclaim our lost childhood at say 30 years old and be cute as well x
Post your hand Rajeev.
what's always unclear to me about Indian takeaways in particular is what they include. printed menu or those online things.
chicken korma
right so is that just the chicken in the sauce? like if i order a 'burger' it comes in buns, obviously, and it'll always say 'all burgers served with chips and salad' or whatever.
similar issue with Chinese food sometimes. i like the idea that each listed item is just going to be a cartoon of what it says. but i don't know if i'm going to be suddenly doubling up on something like rice, or risking getting none at all.
for the high prices you assume it's 'beef madras, the meal' but is it? like you wouldn't order 'the steak' and it's just a slab of steak, nowhere would ever make that even possible.
have had enough of you posting this fat trollop's prolapsed anus
Geordies sound so scottish sometimes I was finking when I heard some on youtube yday which makes sense geography wise byt am not sure how the rest kf there weird voice came to be its not as if its a hybrid of english and scottish like how ppl in Edinburgh sound and that annoying posh voice that scots put on when they're trying to be understood by "a wider audience" like critical drinker on youtube, jts something else entirely I don't mind it though it used to annoy me desu but its quite charming
I used to throw on a pair on panties sometimes when I had a wank. Sometimes a pair of stockings too. Doesn't make me gay especially as I've not done it in ages.
I bet DVDlad dosnt have son of the mask.
Yeah she does overdo it a bit. I think she has body dysmorpia issues from childhood. It does seem like a lot of work keeping a body like that.
i say people just like what they want and there's no harm in it.
but at the same time i think there's a weird infantilisation of both teenagers (yeah okay technically "they're kids") but then adults too. not even just sex stuff but like, i'm sorry, adults never used to play games in their 30s and watch cartoons. maybe there's some artsier/raunchier stuff but that's because it has that added gimmick to it, it's an exception. Fritz the Cat? fine.
don't come at me with your C.S. Lewis quotes if a middle-aged man said "i love fairy stories :3 :3 :3" you'd warn the local school
never get how this works. is it like an autosexual thing, you fancy yourself?
i knew one trans woman who clearly liked it in that fetish-y way that people dismiss as transphobic (personally i don't think it's either-or). like she's not going to have her cock removed, she likes it. if i suddenly grew tits i'd feel "dysphoria" because what the fuck, doctors, sort this one out??
i've cross dressed for a laugh and it just felt weird. we did a daft drunk thing, wasn't for me, oh well. even if it's for you, it's not for me.
Laura's thong in my mouth
Think ppl just cant do as much real stuff as before its harder now.to get a wife nd stuff
There was a time that was true but I recovered from it
Not sure if dollydrivel is more annoying, or this fucking replyguy.
Fucking Laura doggystyle and pushing her tong into her arsehole with my thumb, then pulling them out, balling them up and popping them into my mouth to suck on like a werther's original while we fuck
Opioid dependence is really like feminisation by proxy no sex drive, no appetite, no interests in the world outside of ur own feelings you turn into a plant......its nice but years pass in a blur if youre not careful
therapuetic
mean-spirited, but ironic because doesn't he think he craves humiliation?
How do you get her tongue all the way to her arse?
What does your body look like?
I'm not really bothered with my looks. I'd say I am quite fit despite not really bothering.
Blad are those billy bookcases hard to put together?
Once I get my bungalow in the lake district everything will be OK.....gna bounce on this shitehole nd never return. Feels good to know my destiny as revealed by a certain photo,, some angel numbers nd my 97% INFP indigo intuition. Feels good to move forward in life x
The din dins cometh.
I'm not having sprogs, going anywhere in the world so I think working is not for me. Bennies is fine if you like staying at home being comfy.
She might not wear thongs. You wouldn't know.
Chicken chow meins, egg fried rice and crinkle chippy wippies for din dins. Washing it down with some ginger weer classic HHL style. Oh aye.
Absolute slopfest there. Sort your life out.
Also, we still haven't had a BMI check in fucking years lad, come on, what are you scared of?
missed these pics
Women like her are single by choice.
he's got the retard jeans on
you can't make this shit up kek
why don't you start using the darknet markets for wrugs, HHL? get it delivered to your door, comfy
Those chips don't look very cooked enough for me.
he'll just smoother them in red sauce anyway
Wrong. I'm wearing me nike trackie bottoms.
Just enjoyed feeling a little bit cute whilst I was having a wank. I have also crossdressed in a non-sexual way whilst I was at university. It might not be for you, but it was for me.
I'm wearing me nike trackie bottoms
come on yanklass, you've got to admit that'd turn you on at least a little bit
In another timeline I am making you a much better and tastier dindin.
Did you know that all those starchy carbs [3!] contribute to your body telling you that it wants alcohol (on top of the maladaptive mental mechanics?)
Much easier not to do one's wollox in when focused on interestingly prepared animal proteins and fresh veg.
t.Mommy Yanklass
Bangers and mash today boys
no marrowfat peas?
Sounds grim that. No, I might throw in some spring onion at most.
why lad it's a classic meal, i love submerging the peas inside the mash and spooning it into my mouth
Been thinking about this post for the last hour. I don't understand how you know this. Were you there? If so why did you leave it out of the story?
fucking mongs actually leave the house in trackies
Don't really think too much about the science behind it all tbqh. I just neck me din dins and move on with me life until me next din dins. I guess it's like everything nowadays, eat enough wizzas, you'll die, eat enough curries, you'll die, drink enough wooze, you'll die, drink enough coffee, you'll die.
Life's too short to worry about these things.
Rare image of Sean
everyone else does in my area
doesn't concern me, the cornershop man isn't bothered, happy days
he scoots round the house in heavy duty jeans and steel-toe caped boots
mongs think the only types of trousers are trackies and jeans got no sense of fashion you lot
you still haven't posted a picture of yours
keeping it private x
I primarily wear hiking trousers.
Pantaloons
retard jeans x heavy metal x
Why won't kekmong post his din dins?
HHL's unhealthy colon
post a picture of your best 'fit', you at your best, go on
Corr, lorra lorra wild garlic here chuck.
No one responded so you're giving yourself a quick (You)? Grim.
still didn't read your wall of bollocks btw
I only mention it because I deeply relate to your weltdowns and wangovers. Always much happier in life when able to stay away from walcohol and be more who I actually am instead of a grotesque reflex machine.
Touching Laura's tuppence
Didn't you have that yesterday
stop using our lingo its pure cringe
Nah I didn't reply to myself
on that coffeegrind
got myself a pink monster bit of a change x
Yeah I'm on that wuppagrind I'm eating that wustlers I'm wildoing my own warsewole
Make a pesto
Ruth's clean colon, perfect for anal
chavs acting weird at the park
ruth's tuppence undergoing a thorough inspection by the drainage team
whats a tuppence isnt that a coin from like the 1920s
Here we are, bangers and mash
mr frogberg is NOT happy about the stock market fluctuations NOT RITE he says. green bastard is only a DEI hire under the green act
Love grabbing a monster but haven't been the shop today. They've do zero sugar original flavours now, much better than any ultra, lovely traditional chemical taste
ultra only for me mate
white monster all the way x
Aye life's better without the wooze. The demon drink knows no borders x
not sure about this mate i fink life better with it to be desu
nice garden there de lid, is it yours?
no problem with few jars x
I had a wint yesterday with my spoons steak and it was lush. It can be nice when in moderation. It's drinking heavily in the gaff that always backfires on me. I've already banned wodka from my home for good, I think that's a positive first step.
i only drink socially x
me too, and i dont socialise
I don't have that mush experience of games so I'm happy to read the reviews of the lads here. They are straight forward and to the point. The YouTube ones go into too much detail and lore of other games and it goes over my head.
I have discord but I just keep my head down and play my vidya and watch some series after work. So I haven't looked at it in a good while.
So you mean you're ignorant. Got it my lid.
i only play about 1 game per year
Need2 quit the drugs myself. I was just thinking while I was unblocking the toilet again. Not doing me any good. Jst cant handle it physically withdrawal even tho I want to mentally. Oh bother
Kinder Surprise Filled Egg from B&M
youtube.com
why not just do more drugs lad?
And blissful.
Looks a bit bland de lad. Are those supermarket wausages or from a local butchers?
Bit dismissive but it always goes this way in the end.
Unprotected love making with Laura
Great idea. I'll grab some to take home and do just that.
Wodka my downfall too de lad.
Wanted to go get a wokkle very badly yesterday because I felt so lonely and down, but managed to remember my self-imposed spending restriction this month as well as how absolutely maniacal I become during a binge before running out and spending several days in bed physically sick and emotionally shattered.
Makes me glad when you post about doing normal things, being productive as you're able, and seeming much more balanced. I root for your well-being.
I remember when Ruth first drank Okekle's piss
It was a night like this. Holding hands in the park, doing water sports after dark
The ooh, the ah, the ooh. That's the sound of his pee. It was dripping down to her knees. For weeks it's all she thought about.
50 year old american woman putting w at the start of words like the lads on britfeel
We get it lad you're an incel and you hate women
I know you didn't. Answer the question please
Like a vodka and cranberry, me.
What makes you think that lad? You're wrong on both counts.
it'll go above 6000 in 10 years. and if it doesn't, then we're in a nuclear holocaust wasteland anyway so who cares
one wodka wedbull please x
So you're a woman and you hate incels?
Do another long drivel post about BN. We all bored.
Wodka is the most demonic of all the demon drinks. Evil energy in it just like wokey. Keeping right off it me. I'm usually womfy when just sticking to the weers.
Makes me glad when you post about doing normal things
That's most days to be fair. My weltdowns just get focused on more because they're more entertaining.
It's at the side of my mum's caravan.
I have been known to double fist vodka redbulls back in the day. Probably why I got blackout drink so easy.
Alright fink thats the toilet done. Solid hour it took. Can go shop now. FUCK me. My hips are sore.
Sames x
hapens mate x
have to have a sit down after that
I like cosmos', that's vodka cranberry cointreau and lime.
make a new fred then
Mammy yiv got tae get me aff this muck xxxxxxxx
only u can help urself mate
chips and chicken dippers are in the oven
its that time again my leeeds
I am BN. Big BN.
chips and chicken dippers are in the oven x