Welcome back t'thread anons, let's get straight to it.
/britfeel/
Cant stand this mong desu
What's wrong about him
if I could grow a proper proper beard I wouldn't have to piss around shaving, fucking ballache
Who do you mean...
Shippy?
SSM?
crosslad?
blad?
arb?
HHL?
ruthmong?
dollymong?
dvdlad?
alizeeposter?
Lollers?
Chika?
poley?
guitarlad?
titlad?
bootylad?
Please be specific about which mong you can't stand.
His negativity
Jammers
A recently arrived Somalian was walking down a London street, he stopped the first man he saw and said 'Thank you for taking me in, for giving me a home and money to live.' The man said 'oh, Im Albanian sorry.' So the Somalian carried on walking and stopped the next man he met and said 'Thank you for all you have done for me and my family,' and the man looked at him and said 'sorry to disappoint you, Im Afghan'. The disappointed Somalian continued his walk and stopped the next man and again thanked him for his kindness and care, the man apologised and said 'sorry, Im Ukrainian' Finally the Somalian said 'well, where are all the English people then?' The Ukrainian looked at his watch and said 'Oh, They're all working.'
half of these people are not mongs
haha, it's funny, it's a joke, haha it's funny because it's exaggerating and isn't actually reflective of lived reality haha
q_int8, q_scale, k_int8, k_scale = per_warp_int8(q, k, km, tensor_layout=tensor_layout)
Gonna have a shower THEN a shit just to annoy the clean-arse-brigade ITT.
What if you dont have to shit?
Bollocks. The Somalian would 1) Never say thank you because muslims truly believe everything we kuffars own should belong to them anyway and 2) Doesn't speak a word of English even after living here for 25 years
the clean-arse-brigade
yeah, what a terrible thing, having a clean arse
Remember to close the lid of your toilet before you flush, because flushing aerosolises the shit and piss into tiny particles which fly around the room and coat everything (including you) in a microscopic layer of poopoo and peepee.
I'm willing to take that risk on this occasion.
Finnsters brown arsehole.
I don't believe you are British. You must be mediterranean. They're always going on about clean arses and how bidets are amazing. It's gay is what it is. Spaghettibros just spraying water up their arse after every fart.
I didn't even realise this before they started installing toilets with a click close lid in service stations
I don't believe you are British
You're right, I'm not, I'm English
I've seen his arsehole irl, it's hairyer than Hagrids beard ngl. I left immediately and went to another party.
If you don't repaint your entire bathroom every time you flush a turd you might as well live in a Mumbai slum.
I'm a worthless, pathetic excuse for a man. I'm a virgin and don't deserve to fuck a woman. I'm depressed and shit and probably deserve it.
Shitarse is going off the rails, he's seething
Psych ward phoned me up and said the doctor wants to see me today. What does it mean? What does he want?
If you have mdf furniture in your house you are subhuman scum you might as well live in a Mumbai slum.
you alright m80y?
Solid oak furniture that could last centuries? Not for me thanks, I'll take the flimsy MDF desk treated with formaldehyde.
Not paying 300 pound for a bookshelf you cunt.
I paid 40 bong for this 2nd hand.
Would rather live in a Mumbai slum than have a shower before I shit
Arsemong can smell the even the slightest presence of faeces on your arse from as far as 2.9 miles away.
He's going ballistic, he's very unhappy indeed
With his nose up in the air, the shitsniffer is out to find you.. and he will find you.
Arsemong bathing himself in sulfuric acid after every toilet visit
Frantically posting drivel as fast as the countdown will allow
If my anus doesn't smell like a field of lavender all day long I can't cope
Sorry lads I know this is the first time we've been out together in months but I just had a shit and I need to go home to shower NOW.
for me? it's walnut
He's sat there wallowing in shit, seething, posting furiously on /britfeel/
How did you see his arsehole in real life then kek? Did you attend some tranny orgy?
Maybe he was the arsehole inspector seeing if there were any microscopic traces of poo left there.
Are you new to the internet? First day? How could someone possibly just lie and post drivel.
Retard jeans oh aye x
Metal music oh aye x
Detective R.S. Niffer reporting for booty
Can you just fuck off with this utterly shite and boring gimmick. Holy fuck you're autistic mate.
Did you just say shite? Hope you're jumping in the shower right now pal.
lad selling peppermint throat lozenges in 1877 London
I'd buy the whole box at that price
manager storming out of his office onto the trading floor
'Where the FUCK is Arsemong!?! I needed the Q1 report on my desk an hour ago!'
'He had to go home and shower sir, he said he'd farted'.
Spat my earl grey tea out at this drivel
I like the attention to detail in this shitpost. It's April 10th, which really does coincide with most offices producing their Q1 reports.
Good job, lad, keep it up and you'll have a great career posting in britfeel!
This is why I love /britfeel/. This autistic obsession to post about a single ridiculous subject for hours on end. You mongs never cease to make me laugh.
Shitpost?
Nah. Shitandshowerpost.
His entire day has been ruined by an off the cuff comment about showering before shitting
That's projection pal.
Posting shitdrivel actually made me sit here laughing to myself as I was pumping out the posts.
It made my day better if anything.
I once took a shit in a public toilet in McDonalds. Lacking a public shower facility, I had to improvise. Therefore, I asked a rather tall negro named Terry LaFrois to piss on me. As we all know, the urine of a negro has cleansing properties. Glad I averted that crisis. Top man, Terry. We kept in touch and now he fucks my wife every Tuesday and Friday.
His entire day has been improved by an off the cuff comment about showering before shitting
I can believe that, I'm usually enjoying myself when I pump out drivel
BaId
Watch gay porn
Have never had a job
Spend every waking hour on Anon Babble
Fat
Virgin
Ugly
No friends
Estranged or otherwise ashamed family
No hope
No life
Low status
Poor
Reply to yourself because you have no life
Fantasist and try hard
Extremely angry and upset about all of the above
Sexualises his online dollies
Obsesses over and spams other people's throwaway posts that they stopped thinking about seconds after posting
Imitates other posters because he has zero personality of his own due to having no life outside of Anon Babble
Makes multiple posts about the same poster, usually as fast as the cool down timer will allow or from two devices
Makes multiple personalities to play in britfeel threads
When you shower after shitting, how does it make a difference? I mean are you literally putting your hand right up between your cheeks right up to the anus having a good ol' rub?
Imagine how unsanitary life was before the invention of running water
Okay, let's say you're out somewhere without readily accessible showering facilities. This is a problem, but not one which is insurmountable. This setup in pic related is one I've used for a number of years to act as an impromptu shower unit for when shitting out of the house is unavoidable. Just keep it packed in a rucksack and you're good to go wherever you are.
It consists of:
collapsible bucket
Self explanatory, you need this to act as the basin for the makeshift shower unit.
tap hose attachment
Rubber nozzle attaches to almost any tap and allows it to be used as a water source for your shower.
camping shower curtain
Could really be any waterproof tarp, but camping curtains are generally designed to be cylindrical and compact which is a bonus, just hang it up (or even hold it up in a real pinch) and shower away.
I've used this in restaurants, public toilets, train stations, really anywhere you can think of that doesn't have readily accessible showers on hand. It takes a bit of work to get used to, but the results are excellent and you won't have to shit without showering again while out in public.
haha, funny how sanitation massively improved right around when vaccination became common, not that it was improved sanitation that improved public health mind.
Thanks lad, this is actually really useful. Will look into getting my own portable shower setup going based on this one. Cheers x
Forgot your meds this morning?
He's not had this mush fun since spamming the thread for days with unfunny posts about a man named Penis.
I've used this in restaurants, public toilets, train stations, really anywhere you can think of that doesn't have readily accessible showers on hand.
No, you haven't.
mush
I take a huge dose of black cum every day. Not the cum of a negro of course, I mean my own cum with black food colouring.
His name is Dennis, his mum just writes capital 'D' with a bit of a long tail so it looks a bit like a capital 'P'.
a man named Penis.
infantile men
I know lad, let him have his fun, if marketing budgets get cut we might be in for a whole summer of drivel. I can relate, so many orders are getting cancelled lately my own work has been very slow lately. Only worked 19 hours this week, and I've got nothing booked in for tomorrow either.
Shippy setting up his portable shower in the toilets of Morrisons on Swan Close Road in Banbury after taking a messy shit
infertile men
the toilets of Morrisons on Swan Close Road
They have this brilliant hand washing machines which are lush. Automatically despenses some soap, then about 15 seconds later some water, then 15 seconds later the dryer comes on.
Oh it lush oh aye x
Sounds like wominos is back on the menu tonight lads!
(or even hold it up in a real pinch)
Not with one of these bad boys...
Our vacuum cups lend themselves to an almost infinite number of uses. If you need to attach something to a rigid, non-porous surface without drilling any holes, this is the best way to do it.
$59USD but no expenditure is too dear for the MCAB (mobile-clean-arse-brigade.)
decent enough gimmick, this.
those tap-shower-mixers are shite however. there isn't enough pressure in a standard tap. i worked out a system using buckets and running my head/hair under the tap where i could.
what was your solution when this happened to you, /britfeel/?
I had low water pressure so I put some salt in the pipes as it worked for my blood.
Post pipes
You wont
Birthday gifts are flowing in, oh aye
Wow. He's very lucky
happy birthday mate, have some more poison for your liver
Sorry anon, that makes no sense. I recognise the words, but can't work out what you're saying.
Post pipes
Nice pipes
Pipelad casually ripping up his flooring to prove a point
Pipe down, lad.
Should I go to this nonce's gay 'town hall' meeting?
Go along and ask what he has for breakfast that keeps him so full.
thinkpad
are you linuxmong by any chance, lad?
Bet you thought that was a really witty comment didn't you it was
Nobody here actually uses Linux, its just a gimmick
Yes. Tell him you regularly visit the evil site called Anon Babble but that there is a group of lovely British lads there that just want to talk about shitting and SSM, and we don't want evil Keir to close our meeting place.
Been googling around and cannot find anywhere online that simply and plainly states what the guy's political beliefs are. Not a good sign really. I assume he's just a generic traitorous tory wanker, leftist but pretends to be centre-right, yeah?
Should I go to this nonce's gay 'town hall' meeting?
We all know
you wont
MI5 scrutinising SSM videos for hidden messages
You lads excited for Keir's new plan to bring in a billion more Indian immigrants? It worked so well in Canada and Australia!
fuck puddles
I use linux. Why project so hard lad?
Why doesn't keir understand we're full?
Thursday afternoon wuppagrind.
I use linux
Proof?
as for me its debian + flatpak + kde 6
tiny mong in housing for vulnerable adults
mongs will actually step outside in joggers
Posted proof plenty of times before, lad. Don't feel the need to post my neofetch for the umpteenth time.
For me it's arch + pacman + either kde or xfce I switch back and forth.
Genuinely do not like hyprland.
Fuck. Me.
I want off this ride.
hyprland
reddit the wm
It's incredibly jeety. Xfce is the last bastion of the white man desu.
I miss linux desu,,cant say the same for anywindows os apart from XP am just lazy i got my new laptop that has windows so i just used windows even though its bloated nd slow nd spies on you it's convenient I guess
Just boot a distro from a usb, lad, not difficult.
Youre too dumb for linux
Voldemort won x
I was rly shocked and saddened about luna desu when that film came out i had a big crush on her. Nd she's only a year older than me but i havent aged like that. If i may say so myself.Plus Ginny looks like yr wan from eastenders the ginger. Not a good look desu.
Mint is very user friendly x
Burn everything x
Burn spacker homes
She played Marty's cute but slutty aryan daughter in True Detective. Almost missed it first time I watched the series.
You also see the difference from film and digital world here...sovl vs sovlless
Lol
life were better in 2007
My life is better now desu
Yh fair enough.See desu I mostly used it bc my laptop was so fried it couldn't run windows anymore. Before that time I tried it as a gimmick few times then switched back to Windows. But then that time I used mint full time it extended my fucked up laptop for like 2 years. Once I got used to it it was gid. Windows 8 mind finding a bit much at the time but 11 is like seriously too far it's so ugly and slow.
2007? Quite possibly the best year of my life. Oh aye
2007 was one of the worst for me, i think the best was probably 2009 desu, especially the 2nd half of it
I'm thinking oven wizza for din dins today. Keep it classic HHL style.
Is UJT a virgin?
Ive noticed east Asian lassies that's libtards get that same nu-cho chang haircut or some variant the weird thin looking mullet or cut short but not cute like a bob it's like a masculine boys cut that looks brutal on them like Charlene Yi is the same, but Katie is representing Scotland as well as her oriental race nd irs not looking good
He had a gf aged 20 so very unlikely
Was your life in 2007 better too?
Some fella got shot dead in Stanley in Country Durham (not far from Sunderland) last weekend. Mad how these sorts of violent crimes associated with big cities are even happening in small towns now. Country's cooked.
my life been great ever since i left england
BROKEN BRITAIN!
What are some crimes you have commited?
you moved over to wales de lid?
vandalism
In 2007 I was in secondary school and most of my time was spent either monging out on Runescape or monging about with my mates, usually playing street footy using garage doors as goals. Life was pretty simple. I also had a pretty nice holiday that year to Spain back when all inclusive was fucking ridiculously good.
Emma is still shagable
corr playing runescape in 2007 fucking lushers x
When you think about it it's crazy how many crimes probably most blokes committed and got away with it. Just on top of my had I can think of several I have committed. Theft, lots of drug offences, burglary, fraud, forgery of documents, tax evasion, assault, drink driving, excessive speeding. I'm sure theres more I forgot.
This is, hyndland
The next stop is springburn
This train is for Partick
I was addicted to Runescape between 2005 and 2008. Played it almost everyday after school.
I'm definitely looking at 2007 with rose tinted glasses. Definitely some bad times but the peaks were at their highest. Often spent the evenings and especially the weekends on the computer listening to music, endlessly on Wikipedia and playing games into the early hours of the morning.
2017 was very similar in that regard, perhaps because /britfeel/ had a very good year then, if not at it's peak
2014 was a good year for me. 2016 onwards have been unremarkable, dire at times.
2014 was the worst year for me I'd say
New Black mirror today I fink
Probly shite like the last one nd last one
just a universal credit migration letter
it over lads, it over x
For me personally, 2016 was an extremely womfy year. I had it so good back then living with me parents. Didn't even drink, I was a teetotal hikki NEET. I want to go back.
The best years of my life spent in my boxroom alone posting on Anon Babble
LMFAO
just a universal credit migration letter
The Golden Age of NEETdom is coming to an end.
fucking awful isn't it
I'm just glad I have enough amphetamine to last me for the next 3 months or so
miss when life was simple instead of all this bollocks about going to citizens advice and capacity tests
2019 was the last year of total freedom for me i miss it so much x
Reassessments will be resuming this year
It's not that bad desu
Iktf
Wish I stayed sober
the year they got rid of the wilderness
its not right what theyre doing to us neets
its over for us
HIS LIVE
im getting my comeuppance
what i deserve
im being forsaken by life
Job search appointments with your work coach on tap de lad
ebin claimed not to know SSM last time he posted here
is best friends with Tilde who is a big fan and quotes him constantly
reckon he really does know him and was just pretending not to for some reason
>ebin claimed not to know SSM last time he posted here
>is best friends with Tilde who is a big fan and quotes him constantly
reckon he really does know him and was just pretending not to for some reason
fascinating
Best year for me? Probably 2023. My son was born then.
ebin was literally in ssm's chat on twitch under the name 'ebinlad'
Caravan life is a good life lads. Go for a smoke, grab some fresh eggs and hobble back.
There's a proper good honesty type box, this pass makes cookies and sweet things, but I didn't get any, can munch choc next Thursday evening.
ebin was literally in ssm's chat on twitch under the name 'ebinlad'
fascinating
Ebin lies constantly so this wouldn't be a surprise.
yeah it is isn't it. Reckon he was trying to make it look like he had moved on and Anon Babble/brit personalities were beneath him
So far this has probably been my worst year ever. Hopefully I can turn it round, but on average, yeah gotta be the worst. Last year was bad too. Oh well.
I'm still shadowbanned from his live chat and it's been about 2 fucking years now. Banned from Makaveli's too for some reason. It not right.
SSM now browsing the At The Races site
yeah it is isn't it. Reckon he was trying to make it look like he had moved on and Anon Babble/brit personalities were beneath him
fascinating
Thats sweet x
for some reason
You must have been drunken? shitposting in his live chat
Willie Mullins all the way
too many rogue mods
Wonder if anyone in /britfeel/ has ever killed anyone
corr Scotstounhill was my stop
2016 same for me. first girlfriend, graduated university, holidays in the caribbean with my minted gf, moved to hong kong for 10 months. corr what a year. mostly downhill from there which seems to coincide with a lot of world happenings too. I remember Bowie dying and Trump being elected and everything seemed to shift.
tfw we probably met at the bank in falador too
Do you ever remember GTA:SA online? I was in a guild with Eggman for a while back then, didn't realise until about 2017
Helperlad, if I gave you the ingredients and equipment, could you make scrambled eggs?
Has you literally never drunk at all then or just give it up
Sean can't even press 'start' on a microwave. It's unlikely
pip now trying to get the lads in /britfeel/
Eggman
mad how all these r9k personalities turned out to be normalfag fakecels
I'm fairly sure I've seen Ebin make SSM references, maybe I was wrong. That said, maybe Ebin just hates SSM for being an obnoxious alcoholic normie
Mak should get on PIP for his alcoholism
Ebin is one of the most honest people I know. I'd take literally anything he says at face value. This isn't a compliment, it's such an autistic trait of his
If you're too retarded to make scrambled eggs you should just be euthanised honestly.
mongs go outside looking like this
HHL struggles to operate a microwave
Ebin is one of the most honest people I know. I'd take literally anything he says at face value. This isn't a compliment, it's such an autistic trait of his
fascinating
would have been over for him if he didn't have chad tier confidence. he get the pass
Just checked and I'm not banned from Makaveli's channel anymore. Oh aye.
Shippy wading into his HHL dolly
Have you ever donated to Makaveli?
ghost hunter gimmick is lush
S&P opens more than 2% down
Dead cat bounce over?
Trump is pretty obviously manipulating the market with his tariff bollocks. Serious insider trading going on within the White House.
ask in Anon Babble where someone cares x
Anon Babble is unironically the worst place to ask
HHL conveniently ignoring the question about his cooking abilities
He could but he isn't allowed to
based, real fall of the republic shit
he isn't allowed to
Why not
WAAA WAAA dolly won't play my inane manchild games WAAAA
HHL, you need to get a Union Jack spacker tray, classic SSM style
Years ago 1 night my mammys alcoholic pal was staying in our house by herself,, just for a mental health break I think,mam nd stpdad was on holiday i was at my auntys
Nd then some point my mams pals son rang me like that have u heard from my mam? No why? He was getting weird calls off her nd basically while she was sitting in our house shed started drinking stuff from my mams booze cupboard then went on a mad one and just left the house BUT SHE LOCKED THE DOOR as well with the key my mam gave her
So when she called her son sounding drunk he was worried nd then he says to me ill go down and check on her I said OK x nobody knew where she was at this point or state she was in
Well later on it transpired she had just got into a bit of a mad one and had some idea about running away nd getting a train to Edinburgh or some shit like that,I dont even know
So neway her son went down to ours but since the door was locked he couldn't get in nd he didnt know if his mam was sitting alcohol poisoned so he climbed through the window, the little small bit at the top of the bigger window, he was very skinny then still is I think
So then someone saw that nd rang the police that came over nd he found the other spare key in the house nd let them in. But they thought he was a burglar lmao it was kind of funny in a way I guess but not really so I spoke to them on the phone nd says he's not a burglar I says ill come over if u want but am at my auntys shes sick they says it's ok I says OK. Nd then they SEARCHED THE WHOLE HOUSE FOR HIS MAM including my bedroom that THE SAME MORNING it had class As just sitting out on the desk but before I left I stuck them in the cupboard above my bed
So from thinking the house was just getting watched by my mams pal there ended up being police cutting about the gaff nd she nearly got me done like that,,it was personal amounts for me but a LOT so it looked bad,I had good luck for once that day
Union Jack spacker tray
Been after one for a while lid but can't find them anywhere.
My guess is that the residents of the spacker home aren't allowed to operate kitchen appliances because of the dangers they can pose
Please mind the gap when alighting from the trainx
I've definitely got a shopping addiction. It crippling. FOMO got me good.
SSM is live in his garden
That's not a spacker din dins tray de lid. That's an oven tray. Different thing.
Who is your favourite dolly and why
Sean needs permission from his carer-mummies to cook food
An uncle jammer vid for Helper
youtube.com
Looks like a dins dins tray to me
oven tray
It says 'this tray comes in a strong plastic material.'
Wonder what UJT's IQ is
Drivel quality update
Today's drivel quality
Morning: High
Afternoon: Low
Evening:TBA
Just played Sims 3 for 5 hours straight while working lmao
90-95 I would guess
HHL should join the army
I'd imagine above average but only slightly. He wants to remain sprogless so he's a midwitt at best
I just sent him a PM. I'll post when he replies
it used be about function, not form
non-slip, that was the name of the game
midwitt
They wouldn't take him, not medically fit
That wasn't even a typo, I thought it was spelled like that
Fit enough to play footy though
it hard operating a microwave
I think that's a very low IQ person. Midwit is 90-110
Get on PIPingtons then de lid x
crosslad can't use a microwave either. Well he gets overwhelmed with all the buttons doesn't he?
Guarantee HHL operates a microev5on a regular basis. You mongs fall for anything
microev5on
t. 'midwitt'
that there anon's MP, the 'town hall' guy
richardfuller.co.uk
all that 'kill the bill' yelling going on, when it passed, this unsung hero was making it more illegal for dogs to chase rabbis
Men who are extremely proud of their supposed intellect pretending they can't use basic household appliances. Well it's convenient for them isn't it?
You were itching to get the mongboy image out but you'd already used it a few minutes ago
I briefly considered generating a new copy just for his post I won't lie
I've been wearing the same socks for a month now and I don't take a shower.
Look at how my feet look!
Here it is with a very nice write-up, honestly looks identical to SSM's.
My worries are that it has no anti-slip rubber dots and that it might not actually be big enough for a dindin plate with those coved sides. HOWEVER, you can eat directly from its surface and if you ever do feel like pressing the button on a microwave, do not fret because this tray is safe.
glow.co.uk
Crosslad loves dirty feet
Cute feet Ruthmong
I like how you went to the effort to underline the most important parts
Another picture. I love dirty feet like mine.
2.99
Corr am wempted to order one myself
Proper rank this
HHL and Yanklass cuddling in bed. Her boobs gently pressed up against his face as he drifts off to sleep
Honestly think the best times have long passed and it's all downhill from here
04/10/2025
americans you just got this one wrong
but he can fix a car engine
Not my feet. I've changed my socks as my feet get cold in socks I've worn for days.
how can you 'gently press' boobs?
i demand details, not art. i am like the man in Salo. order and rules, sex, but also fascism.
how do you get the spoilers bit on photos?
what? car spoilers? spoiler tags? the spoiler tick box for images? that last one's on the screen as you submit pictograms to to the forum
I am here for the lads of /britfeel/
Especially the encouragement and support of you-know-who (seen here giving me a Red & Black Siegrune drum serenade before our Nightguar Happy Meal picnic.)
Accidentally made eye contact with someone outside whilst having a wank. Might be on the sex offenders registry by the end of the day lads
Paedophiles use britfeel to communicate with each other and nobody here does anything about it
Tick the wee box
So as not to disturb sensitive people.
Let's see if this works then
Quite enjoyed scouting the 2nd city when I did it last time. Will definitely do it again soon.
*2025/04/10
Now it's right.
nobody here does anything about it
People whinge and whine and call people nonce all the time
I hate spoilers. Not clicking owt.
Aye womens.....am not g*y
I wonder if swanny genuinely thinks he has stumbled on some secret paedophile society or whether he isn't insane and his just taking the piss
The lassie on the left here is 75yo nd shes aged better than Emma watson
how do you know? i would report underage users the rules are for themselves as well as others but what i would NOT do is declare such reports, if they happened every day
:(
You should see my dirty feet.
Maybe you can become one with your socks if you really commit.
unilad.com
What about cute trap feet? x
If only it were possible just to go to sleep and live in a dream forever and never wake up
why is ssm constantly talking about debts now
someone stole my identity out of the bin
hmm
Jammers favourite films are The Truman Show and The Matrix.
Aye, we all watched it lad.
A woman suffered a gruesome and tragic death after her body was fused to a couch, leaving the Sheriffs office to say they had no warning for something like this.
This is too extreme for me.
what does a female feel like
He's conspiracy pozzed.
SSM's beer delivery finally arrived
Think jamjam will be watching black mirror x
favourite films are The Truman Show
This is common among mongs it seems
I don't know but maybe you could smell one if you went outside.
He didn't even cut the live stream
favourite films are The Truman Show
Noticing how yanklass starts posting at lunchtime, the dossers waking up time, weird innit...
Never did watch it despite all the hype.
It's a kino. Love the soundtrack too.
This train is for, east kilbride
This train will call at
Crossmyloof
Pollokshaws west
Thornliebank
Giffnock
Clarkston
Busby
Thorntonhall
Hairmyres
Nd........................East kilbride x
The nxt stop is, crossmyloof
Isnt it around 10am her time? Not sure what state she is in (she didn't answer me before)
Mongs think they are the main character, thats why they love the truman show
48 bokkles of beer. And its lush
go to slavery
its 3c
freeze my wollocks off
4 hours later is 20c+ and im sweating me wollocks off
This time of the year is mad tbqh
Autumn is the best time of year and it's not even close. Anyone who disagrees is a mong.
People on here love it because they're all selfish narcissists who wish they were important or interesting enough to get that sort of attention. In reality they get none. K E K
Are there any companies you know of that don't by default sign you up to their newsletter/offers emails when you order something with them?
It seems like such a universally reviled practice from the consumer perspective, and every single person who works at a company and decides to implement this feature knows that they hate the practice to... yet it doesn't go away.
Fucking why? I would genuinely be more inclined to order again from somewhere if they didn't' bombard me with adverts that I have to manually deselect or subsequently unsubscribe from after the fact.
I got The Truman Show on 4K. Really the only way to watch it nowadays. It's astonishing how good the transfer looks compared to the old DVD and Blu-ray.
/britfeel/ will be shut down in 3 months
Autumn is the best time of year...
I respect you laddy, but you're wrong. Summer is. Blazing hot, bright Summer is the most glorious time of year. Embrace the NEETTpill. Come live on Tatooine.
I like the newsletters and emails from the boutique Blu-ray labels I buy from as well as HMV because they notify me of sales happening I'd otherwise miss.
We watched it in school for some reason,,and the matrix,one of those doss classes near summer hols i fink. In 2007 then those summer hols I went to flamingo land. Its quite spooky how its all connected.
He's got the piss jugs in again
I have a routine:
wake up 3-4am
stay in bed until 7am
get up and make coffee or tea
open laptop and begin 4channing
also read online local newspaper
also do word puzzles
continue 4channing on & off
I am in Pennsylvania, which is 5 hours behind you. Sorry for not answering; did not see your ask.
This is my cat Hamish.
Any woman politicians that you reckon either:
1) love it up the arse - true anal queen
Or
2) love pegging their man - true strapon queen
??
I thought it was strange cus qe never watched anything like that in school bt then that year somebody really wanted me to see them both nd connect it with a caravan park in yorkshire, and also madeline mccann that went missing that year
Hamish is a qt
Ever worn a buttplug while you got fucked?
What sick fucking moron thought 'twas a good idea to place the hibernationshire key right next to the F12 one lol
I was on holiday in Spain when Maddy went missing and it was fucking mental. All over the news and papers and all everyone was talking about. Nobody took their eyes off their kids in the hotel then.
Have you ever gotten wordle in one?
Pennsylvania
Whats it like there? Many BAMEs?
Not him but i did once
If you had to shag Bella Ramsey for a tenner would you?
which boards do you go to?
Women will never do any hard work. The man is expected to do the shit jobs and hope he gets a crumb of pussy at some point.
I've been to Pennsylvania and it's full of blacks. They're everywhere. If you've never been to America it's a real culture shock. Actually felt a bit scared which I know is my own racism. Philadelphia (the actual city) was wild. The closer you got to the Rocky Steps the more ghetto it was. Proper The Wire shit and we were told it wouldn't be safe to walk around there.
I was on holiday in Soham when Holly Wells and Jessica Chapman went missing and it was fucking mental. All over the news and papers and all everyone was talking about. Nobody took their eyes off their kids then.
I'd do it for free. She's not fat and has an alright body. Bit of a strange face but I'm no prized piggy myself.
doesnt everyone know american cities are full of crackheads?
Ruthmong shut the fuck up you sad little freak
It was Portugal, this LARP has fallen at the first hurdle
You think it's funny making fun of me dickhead? Bastards.
I was on holiday in Soham when Holly Wells and Jessica Chapman went missing
Your LARP was extremely low effort, you deserve ridicule
When we went florida
My mams new man that was well off bc he had his own business but he was a crook as well nd went bankrupt later on bht aye
He was like that to me
When we get to florida you're going to see black ppl don't stare or say anything I says aye OK
He goes
No listen theyre not just black. They're REALLY black
I wasnt sure what he meant but when we got in a taxi in Orlando the driver was so fucking black it was unreal nd I understood
what gets me is if there's a genuine promotion or summat, yeah, sure. shoot me an email. advertise at me, all for it.
it used to be the domain of Dominoes that it was overpriced but there was always some weird pyramid of 'offers' to get the 'actual' price. now that's what everywhere does.
if i'm already a customer you don't need to 'remind' me i technically have some subscription/account with yous. actually wouldn't mind more bureaucratic Brussels red tape on this particular one.
I wish I could be more positive but I can't stand the fact my life is going to be without sex, without love.
I know it was Portugal she went missing you idiot but I was in Spain. Majorca to be exact.
Yeah but I thought it was overblown by Hollywood. The reality is worse. The strangest thing was having to drive literally everywhere. If you ever go you need to hire a car or have someone to drive you. Weird fucking laws around alcohol and stuff too. I bought multiple cases of beer in an Acme and had to do like three separate transactions to buy them.
Literally it was dark outside nd you could barely eben see him
Like a self driving car
Ah I remember that bloke, he was a caretaker at the school and was really active in the search. Think he even was on Sky News. Never followed the case after I left though so don't even know if they found the girls or it's still ongoing
You've never been to the Iberian peninsula in your life
Its a pure nice day again
Gna have shower nd grt some vit d
image if you got it very quickly today
rather rapidly
at high speed
I always start with SATYR and once it was the word. My mother starts with RAISE and had it happen too.
I live in a very small town in a farming area, but we are between 2-3 hours from diversity-infested Philadelphia and NYC. I guess subsidized housing takes longer in the cities, so even here we get a few escaped urban welfare sheboons and coalburners with their misbehaved darklet armies in tow. There is also a disgusting pajeet weirdo who told me he was going to sleep in my bed that night the first time we actually had a conversation (which was totally nonsexual and about houseplants.)
Please post your actual mammy's feet sometime lad
What the fuck is the Iberian Peninsula? In Europe I've been to France, Spain, Portugal and Netherlands. Outside Europe I've been to America and that's all. You must think I'm some other tripfag or something.
Not a bad one if I say so myself. Was struggling to think for a while but then it hit me.
Mammys feet on the coffee table
its 2025 mate nobody plays wordle anymore
Anon Babble and /britfeel/ are my dailies, also /fph/ on Anon Babble, but I also check in at Anon Babble and Anon Babble when I'm bored
Anon Babble
cringe
STOP. GIVING. THE. FOID. ATTENTION.
NPC taste in boards
You play it the wrong way, retard
Anon Babble is the best board on Anon Babble by far.
I guarantee she is more interesting than you
LineGoUpBros...?
Not a chance you haven't snuck a pic of mammys feet when you're drinking in the garden
Go ahead and tell me the 'right way' to play a silly little word puzzle games, lad.
Off to Tesco. Anyone want ought? Might go on that cereal 3 times per day diet.
There are a few things in Philly that I really love to do but I haven't gone in years because it's so retardedly and dangerously black.
There was actually a bill to prevent the Korean bodega/shop owners from using bulletproof glass because it hurt the violent jigaboos' feelings.
because they are indeed REALLY black
Red bull and a pepperami please mate.
Activate "hard mode"
Even at the Rocky statue we couldn't get a picture in peace because there was a bunch of uppity black women grifting and charging people money to take their photos.
Can of fanta x
A baguette or a "french stick" as me mam says.
tesco bbq chicken used to be fuckin lush
Rotisserie chicken in tesco was so gd. Think they stopped for some reason not seen that in ages
Really liked that Fresh Prince episode on location there.
Morrisons still sell cooked chicken I fink
Tastes better than the oven
Dunno why? Closer to fast food ig
Gna charge my kindle and use that when we're sunbathing this weekend
Better than brainrotting on the phone
Bye bye codeine, am a reader now
Genital
cor dont forget sunscreen mate got to stay youthful and cancer free
The Museum of Art where the Rocky Steps are is one of the places I love but I'm too racist and rural to enjoy city things anymore.
How did I become racist and want to live rurally? By living in cities and being exposed to the horrors of diversity.
Insular homogenous communities with high in-group preference are the safest, happiest, and most productive. Everyone wishes slavery never happened, but some of us for more practical reasons than others.
The couple of Shaneequas who have invaded where I live are definitely of the most uppity, entitled, rude, and useless variety. The complex manager HATES them but because of oversight and laws and such is not able to simply deny their applications.
Not bad m8, did you do the NYT wordle yet?
Defo need to get out and do something tomorrow. Done fuck all these last two days.
youtube.com
Taiwanese charity that provides sex/wanking to disableds.
there was an American one back in the day that Something Awful used to take the mick out of, raise money for (ironically! trolololol), but when you think about it this is a sweet idea.
those incels who go on about state-supported sex work because they're blackpilled and wrongformed -- how are they not seeing eye-to-eye with sex-positive feminists on this one? #sex4spastics
Look for a job maybe?
50 year old american woman intermingling with balding 30 year old british incels
Shaneequa
used to think this was a meme name until I saw it on a nametag recently
You play wordle?
Jobs are boring and don't get you anywhere in life anymore.
I want to shag female
shaggingtons by the sea
corr two jammer videos in two days
They get you off your arse and off the dole lad.
I've had cancer for 2 years now, did chemo, lost my leg, beat odds and managed to even go back to work, well shit hit the fan and treatment stopped working. Probably got weeks, maybe couple months at best. I am 22, don't own a house, don't own my car. Have maybe 2k in the bank.
So I took out a credit card, 6.5k limit, 0% APR for 20 months. (I was previously building up a good credit score) and am now buying whatever the fuck I want. The debt will die with me, and I give no fucks. And if you want to beef me about driving your bank fees up with this behaviour, at least you get to live.
unlucky mate x
take what you can lad
what's your plans?
Strange thing to LARP about desu
Nice reddit repost yeah
Glad I Caught that film one, I feel bad when I see that I've got 2 of his vids to catch up on
I share many existential similarities with balding 30 year old british incels. Came here curious and stayed for the womfy feels.
Unfortunately it's bone cancer that has spread through my whole body, so I'm too weak now.
I'm going to go bigger, and do some good stuff, if you have ideas. I want to do some big donations to food banks and cancer charities that supported me through my journey and make some differences before I pop.
im 26 and not balding
couldn't find the original US one but now i've stumbled upon this:
touchingbase.org
worrying disclaimer on the frontpage there.
you can't even laugh then fall back on 'actually, it's a nice idea' now. they're undoing it? first they came for the Australians, then they can't even had.
mong probably got triple vaxxed
Sucks for that lad. 22 and probably never got to have sex.
Just start ordering more cards mate, I've got 6 credit cards myself, it's easy.
plucked straight from reddit
Ppl on telly always flushing toilet with their bare hands.boke
i'd go along with it even though lying about cancer online is a classic fib, but this feels too quick.
dunno just doesn't seem like what someone would write in this case, it's lifted from elsewhere or scripted.
(sceptic in the classical sense, me)
brotherberg shits after showering
and flushes after washing hands
Sub-5k by day's end
tfw flushing toilet and the shit doesn't go down
tfw humiliation ritual waiting for it to fill the tank up again
What do you flush with then, rubber gloves?
What's the point flushing in public toilets? There's no legal requirement to flush your shits. They have paid cleaners so make them work for their money.
Few jars tonight I reckon. Well it's Thursday int it?
Bit of toilet paper so u dont touch the toilet germies
ofcom are trying to shut down stream
ever been in 24/7 toilets at midnight i went to one other week and they were all loaded and blocked with shit at least 5 peoples worth of shit in each toilet with toilet paper everywhere
Toilet paper has germs on it often
Paparazzi can follow celebrity round filming them with no repercussions...but I, a rising auditor run the risk of being arrested for filming people in public. Why is it so fucked up?
Wash your hands as well ofc but if u do the tp first you've reduced all hand contact with toilet
i dont go outside cuz of paparazzi theyve ruined my life and childhood so thats why im indoors posting on here all day
They were always like this at my wagie warehouse job. Sometimes there would be shits in the sinks and urinals. Just shows you how much immigrants care about working here.
Same reason why you should pee sitting down, except in public toilets
this is fine contamination anxiety bros KNOW they're using a toilet paper glove to construct a toilet paper seat, from that point on the dial is in the red you're contaminated gotta wash your hands then back in the green
what has absolutely fucked, and i mean FUCKED, this to pieces, what has done that is phones. people see cash as 'filthy' then use phones
Bald alcoholic
I unironically wash my phone with soap and water quite often
chewing on some plastic
Wonder if Scottish lass will do a swimsuit try on haul this summer.
Reckon I'll go cut the grass now. If any of you hear a lawnmower switch on in the next 10 minutes it might be me.
why not do it at midnight?
Water? U trolling? I jst use those wee anti bac wipes covid style
Oh yeah some phones are waterproof.....mine isnt.....I love my phone though
unironically, similar. alcohol wipes, usually for glasses/screens but i use them for headphones too. but my new headphones are foam not just plastic/rubber what am i meant to do? imagine wearing a hat for hours every day and never washing it, that's people, apparently.
Why is he obsessed with both nonces and hairlines? What's the connection?
Antibac stuff is pure cope. To genuinely kill bacteria you'd need to run a bath of antibacterial liquid and leave your toilet seat in it for at couple of hours. Spraying it and wiping it off will only kill the biggest mongs among the bacteria.
you cant wash the foam part mate need to replace it when it gets old probably give it a wipe down
Des and Arthur were both receeding
You could wipe, then wash ur hands, then rip a few bits of TP off the end and bin it, wash your hands from touching that, now the TP is shitty germ free well probly not from particles etc
reckon jammers first girlfriend was a BPD
Honestly scunnering that we have to poop lik3 zoo animals as humans and moids. Its degrading
something reassuring about gay clubs was when you'd hear sex in the toilets and then you become a bit less squeamish. people getting all ponced up, then putting each other's bits in their mouths.
still doesn't excuse the perfume bloke gatekeeping the handwash and blue roll like a greedy dragon there should ACTUALLY be a law against this. minimum hygiene standards even on a night out.
Might pop a tenner on DeChambeau for the Masters
Soap kills bacteria instantly on contact
Neway away for a walk x
mowing my lawn classic ssm style
Imagine being that fella though. Sat there in a smelly toilet all night, germs flying around from the hand dryers, listening to lads pissing and shitting for hours on end. You'd have to get off on that kinda stuff to last wouldn't you? Like literally sit there 8 hours, go home and have a proper solid wank to the experience.
Their penises were proceeding though, inside of him
yeah fair just a bit shite when something is a solid bit of kit but then ONE part needs replacing. those little rubber rings in hob coffee makers. can't we precision engineer metal to form a perfect seal? surely
Ruthmongs feet
post-400 anxiety giving me a very hard time lads
new thread now please
always wondered with this specific gay club and the specific guy. all the catchphrases about 'no splash, no gash' and all that, doesn't work, does it? it's the gents in a homosexual bar, must have seen/heard/smelled all sorts.
throw in being a black guy with some kind of African accent and i have questions.
Chika is balding not bald desu
you can get a headband cover on amazon and wash that instead
Hope he at least got some sex from the cheating bitch.
I have to say, as an African-American man, it's such a shame to hear Yanklass's aversion to our folk. I'm not woke by any stretch of the imagination, I even voted for Cheeto myself (Hey, guy's a great businessman and politician, but that's one hella fashion blunder). I'm in Virginia, and was hoping we might even be able to meet up one day. But alas, I don't think she needs any more negro folk in her life. As a fellow Philip K Dick reader I thought we might have a lot of things to discuss, but nevermind. I think I'll be leaving this place now. I've enjoyed my time here, but the pain is too strong to come back
nu train fred
remember when he did it at midnight
had me howling
Sucks that wops is upset her channel is stagnating. Not many people seem to appreciate the cex bargains. She should get the cleavage out and start being more sexy. That'll help boost the numbers.