/britfeel/

Abellio ScotRail Class 156 Super Sprinter No. 156404 edition

l have to say, as an African-American man, it's such a shame to hear Yanklass's aversion to our folk. I'm not woke by any stretch of the imagination, I even voted for Cheeto myself (Hey, guy's a great businessman and politician, but that's one hella fashion blunder). I'm in Virginia, and was hoping we might even be able to meet up one day. But alas, I don't think she needs any more negro folk in her life. As a fellow Philip K Dick reader I thought we might have a lot of things to discuss, but nevermind. I think I'll be leaving this place now. I've enjoyed my time here, but the pain is too strong to come back

l have to say, as an African-American man, it's such a shame to hear Yanklass's aversion to our folk. I'm not woke by any stretch of the imagination, I even voted for Cheeto myself (Hey, guy's a great businessman and politician, but that's one hella fashion blunder). I'm in Virginia, and was hoping we might even be able to meet up one day. But alas, I don't think she needs any more negro folk in her life. As a fellow Philip K Dick reader I thought we might have a lot of things to discuss, but nevermind. I think I'll be leaving this place now. I've enjoyed my time here, but the pain is too strong to come back

facinating

BaId

Watch gay porn

Have never had a job

Spend every waking hour on Anon Babble

Fat

Virgin

Ugly

No friends

Estranged or otherwise ashamed famiIy

No hope

No life

Low status

Poor

Reply to yourself because you have no life

Fantasist and try hard

Extremely angry and upset about all of the above

Sexualises his online dollies

Obsesses over and spams other people's throwaway posts that they stopped thinking about seconds after posting

Imitates other posters because he has zero personality of his own due to having no life outside of Anon Babble

Makes multiple posts about the same poster, usually as fast as the cool down timer will allow or from two devices

Makes multiple personalities to play in britfeel threads

Nothing wrong with that desu chika we love you anyway

Rekt him king.

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Nonce too, no?

pure win king x

chika nonce

You've done him, king

He is not bald just balding. Think the last update was norwood 6

Pure pawnage, king

R3kt him king.

Chika, where are you on the chat?

If we had IP numbers like we used to I would say it would be at about 3 right now maximum 4.

Pur3 p4wn4g3, k1ng

He said on discord he's roughly between 5 and 6

so mad he replied 8 times

ID'S would be better.

The removal of the IP count was the best day in his life.
If only we had boards with IDs on where we could make threads

I thought shitarse from this morning would be today's maddest poster

it's her own fault for uploading too sporadically. Sometimes three weeks without an upload. Number one rule for youtubers and streamers is to put out content regularly otherwise people stop following you

Sorry lad I am phoneposting. I'm not perfect.

It melty time

Do you reckon that good night lollers post with about 30 replies was a lot of samefagging too?

It spammy and dolly time

Wops needs to show some cleavage if she wants to boost her views

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Pollycel still fuming

I made around 5 replies to Lollers post. I'm assuming a few others were replying multiple times too

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China tarrifs now 145%

Might buy a new bookcase

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/britfeel/ with poster IDs on Anon Babble

Wops must be at least a DD

not leaving my r9k

I made around 5 replies to Lollers post

What a brilliant use of your time

another Anon Babble thread that will get 10 posts a day most of them some sad lad bumping every few hours

What a brilliant use of your time

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HAD 6, YES 6 LARGE SHITS IN THE PAST TWO DAYS.

i FEEL NORMAL FOR ONCE, WTF?

Stuffed crust oven wizza for din dins. Oh aye.

6? that's insane lad!

HAD 6, YES 6 LARGE SHITS IN THE PAST TWO DAYS

Proof?

Corr looks lush lad. Twolls fuming!

corr love those stuffed crust wizzas

mayonnaise on pizza

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ikr
You can come and MRI me if you like, I'm completely poo-less inside.

Yeah she's so inconsistent. I could not be a paid member for someone who doesn't deliver quality content. It gets boring too seeing cex hauls of xbox 360 vidyas no one cares about anymore.

I doubt she will. She's not confident like them beautiful asmrtists. She has never been a super feminine type. Just footie shirts and hoodies in her wardrobe.

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wops should do some try on hauls. That really brings the views in.

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wonder if thomaslad will go to Cairo with Emily this summer

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Emily Poops

Corr this wizza has some kick to it. It spicy x

Emily and Thomas are such a great couple

Ruth and Emily would never lower themselves to this for attention.

I have LOST a whopping 5 subscribers

WopsBros? It not right

Wonder how tall Thomas is

Why? The majority of posts that fill this general, would not be posted on Anon Babble. You know, spam, seethe and gimmicks.

Someone is worried we can post elsewhere

Why don't you post elsewhere then and we'll stay here with our spam and gimmicks.

He might not have a passport. Besides she was on a dating app in recent months so it's clear he is only a friend. I expect she really wants a female lover with nice big breasts though.

This 1 go to east kilbride nd anniesland

We can do both and not have every post hijacked by a shut in wanker x

Scotrails trains are nice
The toilet is nice nd big nd disabled friendly
Don't like trains with them claustrophobic wee cupboard toilets

I am the shut in wanker

I don't know but she is 5'8, one of the tallest on her football team

What's the point working if you are never going to travel or have relationships? I'm not bothered about driving just to go to work. I don't need much in life.

If you're that good of a troll and wind up merchant you can do it with a poster Id or can you only manage it on babby mode

average britfeel mong:

I have hair png mong. Joggers are comfy.

This is me except I'm not balding

lads the internet is so shit and neutered these days
youtube is full of controlled opposition. this site is full of third worlders. any mildly amusing subreddit gets tranny botted instantly. is it finally time to go outside?

Spunking on Emily's belly

there is no more than 10 posters in these threads lad and 2 of them make up most of the posts in every thread

You're obsessed.
You've truly been done
You don't win.

It too revealing for him, can't hide away like a scaredy cat.

You made a splinter thread and not even posted in it yet. What was the point?

I agree with other anon. If you don't like spam, drivel and gimmicks fuck off

You're confused. I didn't make it.

corr thigh gap

He didn't make it I did, lass. And I'll post in it when i want, we're not all glued to Anon Babble from 11 AM to 1 AM.

I've been here about 9 hours so far today posting drivel

glued to Anon Babble from 11 AM to 1 AM.

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threads go faster when spam mong and shippy are working the thread, sad inane excuses for men

Your life is pathetic.

whos spam mong then

been here about 9 hours so far today posting drivel

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Fuck off yourself, faggots came in here and spammed forced gimmicks, probably samefagged to make it seem like posters thought it was fun/good. Completely corrupted the thread.
Where's comfy posting gone? Did you even know that such a thing existed?

It has been this week

I thought that, the fact he included the word 'and'

No one knows his true identity

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/deepfeel/ the gimmick spammers are the ones telling you to leave if you don't like it.

I dunno mate. What is the point in working if you're never going to travel and have relationships? Do you have an answer?

Yeah, I can confirm that

We know. Not going to guess which spamming faggot you are, but you're terrified of fullstops.

Do you think Spam Mong and Shippy are two different people?

You're forgetting the lad who died his hair pink one time for a charity do.

BN only makes a few posts a week

Imagine coming to this thread in 2017, seeing all the gimmicks and drivel, not liking any of it, thinking 'ah it'll pass soon' and still being here in 2025 and literally nothing has changed

He's doing the blame the spam on dolly BN and dolly Shippy. Like he's done for years.

Everyone knows Shippy is spam mong. BN spends very little time here.

What exactly am I 'spamming'? I make posts you don't like.

whos shippy?

Spam Mong has never come across as likeable to me. He seems like a very mean spirited person compensating for the fact that he was likely bullied in school

Do you lads like my wee angel lass? x

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Captain of the Guernsey to Alderney ferry. Sometimes posts from his ship

a shut in virgin who pretends to have a sprog

Its cute where u got it from x

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2025 and literally nothing has changed

thats the point you moron

Have you ever had sex yourself

obviously. im a grown man

No woman has ever or will ever have sex with you

my name isnt shipanon

I always get caught up in this, then stupidity ensues.
Soz BN lad (for if today is one of his lurking days).

I'm not BN you spaz

Sprogless chappy

I'm not shippy, I'm me.

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Shippy will have his first sprog in 2027

Charity shop three quid. She will protect me when I sleep.

I hope he does. He's a good lad.

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I believe I have a son. I mean, I don't actually, but why let reality get in the way of it?

when my sons old enough ill introduce him to britfeel

Corr lads the psychiatrist gave me a weeks worth of phenegrans oh my lush. Going to be spaced out every night. Its going to be great.

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who do you think would win in a fight between poley and ebin?

How old is the lil fella

10:30 in the morning until 11 at night, times checkout

I last had alcohol in November 2022. You?

2 doses for me de lid. Right before bed. Proper good sleep but you'll be gonked out for two days.

You?

Euro2024

Drinking this RN, lads. It pretty nice.

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When he was in his early 20s, BritNormie went to 'find himself' in South East Asia, a completely reasonable thing to do at that age in life. When telling people about this, some of them dismissed the notion as 'hippy bollocks', the phrase 'woke' hadn't come into it's modern meaning by that point. But BritNormie was adamant.

Off he set, Thailand, Vietnam, Cambodia. After an enjoyable and fruitful trip, he eventually found what he was looking for. "Ah, at last" as BritNormie saw his stolen phone at Tuol Kork Market. 'FindMyPhone' was right, "BritNormie is here"

As recently as 4 weeks ago, feels a lot longer though

Nice tale there Shippy.

Oh nice xx

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XD

why does he keep posting it

You should write a book pal. 'The Adventures of BritNormie'. No one would read it, same as here, but you might get a sense of achievement out of it.

Searching for posts with the filename martennotsmug. 116 results found.

Grim inane man child.

Have you considered using a Anon Babble filter if images of Constance Marten upset you?

Had a decent wank. Spaffed very quick and orgasm was okay. Wanked to Remy LaCroix. 6.5/10

beta male activities

Only 4 of those 7 posts were actually me.

I'd read it

t. BritNormie

spam mong loves posting that image

oh my days looks lush that

Day 2 of not eating a whole lot and no sugar
feel like death and wanna cave n order a Dominos desu

Yesterday, will start drinking in 30

A recently arrived Somalian was walking down a London street, he stopped the first man he saw and said 'Thank you for taking me in, for giving me a home and money to live.' The man said 'oh, Im Albanian sorry.' So the Somalian carried on walking and stopped the next man he met and said 'Thank you for all you have done for me and my family,' and the man looked at him and said 'sorry to disappoint you, Im Afghan'. The disappointed Somalian continued his walk and stopped the next man and again thanked him for his kindness and care, the man apologized and said 'sorry, Im Ukrainian' Finally the Somalian said 'well, where are all the English people then?' The Ukrainian looked at his watch and said 'Oh, They're all working.'

Do it lad. Get 2 large thin crust wizzas. Dominos thin crust is delish.

Don't do the no sugar thing. It's seriously bad for you. Just cut down, it's natural to feel terrible when depriving your body of important things. The headaches will go away after a few days but there's a reason you're getting them in the first place. Sugar is good. Eat fruit, have a few teaspoons of sugar with tea or whatever, and cut the rest.

Mum not pleased about me n my sisters having another group chat that shes not in

Fancy some ice cream desu
Fink i nip back out

you wouldn't be too happy if you found out they had one would you.
betrayed by her own children. it not right

Croftfoot Co-Op?

My mam told me she was upset that nobody buys her an Easter egg. I will get her one tomorrow.

Thanks mate that's sound advice
I will have some sugar but no Monster or energy drinks, those are bad news for sure. Right now my body is crying out for sugar. But I have to try to curtail it because it's why I am so large.

I remember as teenager me I accidentally sent a text badmouthing my stepdad to my stepdad (was supposed to be my sister). We laugh about it now. All fun and games as a wee moody teenager innit? x

Life lush when you got an addiction to buying a dying medium!

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I used to share a flat with a guy called Sohail and one night when he was making beans on toast I sent a text to my mate that said:

Sohail always likes to make it special when he makes beans on toast. He grates a little parmesan cheese on top and then adds a little sprig of parsley and eats it by candle light.

Unfortunately I accidentally sent it to Sohail. He knocked on my bedroom door and said "What's this all about?"

our 13-year-old selves wondered about our 30-something futures. you're here. don't let it get to you.

You're sad enough to respond to your own post 2 hours later. Funny stuff.

sounds lush what's wrong with that

Fit girl at work, might ask her out

mind body soul x

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nah fucked off into a sort of semi k hole thing, ended up with a meal, could have ended up with a fire. just now catching up on the /britfeel/ latest

lmao
if I was Sohail I'd find it funny to be honest, harmless banter and not malicious

Mhmmm yep okay. Must think I was born yesterday sunshine.

We all use the other 1 with my mam in more. Like every day whereas this other one just occasional random drivel. I dont remember why it was made now probly some specific purpose like meeting in town than to be a regular thing.
Maybe x

Might buy my mum an Easter egg, open it and take a shit inside it then seal it. Then instead of giving it to her I will post it to Mark Edwards in Wareham.

Oh lush. More to the collection.

You don't get it, this druggy drivel dribbling lad always shows up when the dolly drama and spam subsides. Just a coincidence.

coor looks posh x

Got Hamlet just to piss off the lad here who hates Kenneth's version of it because he casted himself as Hamlet.

St Anne, Alderney, Balliwick of Guernsey

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the REAL conspiracy is that there is no conspiracy. i did just waddle off and make some grilled chicken with mushy veg a la carte.
caught up with the thread someone was saying something interesting that hooked me. cancer guy? was it just Ctrl+C Ctrl+V from Reddit?

Will Titlad and Bootylad be making an appearance soon, king?

this pic triggering me mate my ex used to send me them artworks

Cannae find my wee pen for my phone reee

I didn't say you was, but I also didn't make it clear that I meant the apology for BN, not yourself.

On this beer now de lids. Corrr.

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Used2 drink in a pub called quo vadis
At the start of my alcoholic journey
Not sure what it means,nvr thought to check,was pished
Fargo 1 of my favs
Seen that hamlet w aul kenneth too not bad

My life is almost perfect on paper but my mental health is so shattered I can't appreciate any of it.

That's a good name for a pub to be fair. Making me laugh thinking of another pub called "Laurence of Arabia."
Oh aye, had a few pints of Guinness down at Laurence of Arabia!

I regularly get accused of being BN or Shippy

My life is almost perfect on paper

how so lad

You get accused of being me for posting images I do with the same filenames.

What's worse, when I edit a pixel or so, so that I can post it a 2nd time in the thread, you update your current image to reflect that

Achieved every single one of my life goals decades ahead of schedule. An overwhelming amount of that was good fortune rather than anything on my part

For me it's Suzu Hirose.

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The woes and struggles of being anonymous dickheads

I'm Shippy, everyone knows me

I never had any life goals so as a 30 year old dosser I have achieved them all (0).

every single one of my life goals

like what lad

Oh it from bible
I dont get it, why would they call a pub that. Its blasphemy?
I thought it was just some random mong roman thing so i nvr had a issue with it
Shouldve checked

Neighbour said they didnt have 12quid to pay me for ordering cat litter until next week.
Just seen the takeaway driver go in there.
Good job i decided not to loan them the 12quid so they'll run out before it arrives.
(I asked to borrow 5ver a year or so ago, "They don't lend money, sorry")

What goes around comes around.

Might treat myself to a coke bottle enema in a minute

Bouncing to the lake district to be around ppl that understand me more better x

I've achieved literally nothing today, all of it has been posting drivel here. Today really is looking like one of those '16 hour' days

Stick some mentos in their for the "finnister gay-orgy party trick" he does effect.

He took it alright, I think the worst part was that I was so flustered that I couldn't think of an explanation, so I just denied I sent it.

New series of Love on the Spectrum so get in there me lids.

ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST
ANOTHER ONE GONE
ANOTHER ONE GONE
ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST

HHL on the piss?

Anti-intellectualism is rife here.

HEH
I'M GUNNA GET U 2
ANOTHER 1 BITES THE DUST!

Finnsters really brown arsehole.

What goes around comes around.

does it really though. Sounds like they've done you

I wonder if that lad was telling the truth. F1nnster has a pancake Hank Hill arse.

On me 4th wokkle now.

It Thirsty Thursday x

Sexualising Wops

When I said last thread how did you go about seeing his arsehole in real life 2 people responded with sarcasm. Must be a r9gay inside joke or something.

Finnster needs to get on that anal bleaching grind with the amount of money he has. Arsehole looks like the black hole of Calcutta. Grim.

switched from thread dollies to youtube dollies eh king

Arse like Ngubu's gums.

I consider myself quite intellectual, the likes of HHL are too

This is your cue to attack HHL.

I swear tomorrow won't be another 16 hour day, it'll be 8 hours of drivel tops, maybe as low as 6

I swear tomorrow won't be another 16 hour day, it'll be 8 hours of drivel tops, maybe as low as 6

fascinating

Why is HHL's neck so long?

wonder how her brothers room looks

Tim was the chief Youtuber of /britfeel/ for years, gradually being replaced by SSM. Now, I suspect SSM will gradually be replaced by UJT

so it can fit a wustlers

Nah, i didnt order it and let them think i have.

I've been everywhere x. It lush, it my dream x

Doubt it. SeasideMARK is the backbone of britfeel. Without him we would be nothing. That jammer guy? What a mopey depressing cunt he is. Ckin ell. Ive seen happier people at a funeral.

Internal organs are stinging for some reason. This might be the end of it lads.

Have another pack of racer bars you dull fat cunt

haven't watched jammer yet desu

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Which organs?

hope Angela lad cmbyname lad and lollers lad are all comfy enjoying the SUNSHIIIIIIIOOINE X

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Going to wizza hut with mammy tomorrow. Oh its going to be lush, going to eat the full fucking lot.

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quick lore dump on jammers lads??

had a BPD gf who cheated on him 19 years ago and it left him so depressed he got drunk and crashed his car

Waradise City x

Lungs and liver I think. Middle chest area.
Not had racers in ages lid. Wouldnt mind 6 right now. Oh lush.

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had a gf

it not for me x

Clinically depressed mong who manages to suck the life out of any space he occupies and thinks not wanking is going to save his life.

Boring sad cunt, at least SSM is positive and funny

Just want marmiteman4 back, cba with jammers or ssm

Dying smirnoffbro style

Getting wissed up with me neighbour me. He's sound. Like his 80s music though not really my style but fuck it x

mad to think in an alternate timeline he ends up becoming an alt-right youtuber and makes a career out of political grifting

Steve? What's his disability?

How do you know that you are in love lads?

SeasideMARK is the backbone of britfeel

You're having a laugh right? Back to /brit/ Tilde

Got married Christmas Eve 2024. It is now April 2025. Starting to wonder.

You never been in love, la?

Shippy never lets himself fall into any trap, he makes the most rigorous /britfeel/ posts I know of. Nothing is let go of, he never lets anything slide into cheesy or cheap, nor does he give in to lyricism, he never gives in to temptation, in that sense he is not a man of his age. He is running away from himself, he's untimely, he's never at his place, that's why no-one and nothing can catch him or catch up with him. It is only in this sense that he is a challenge to the system. The readers mean absolutely nothing for his posts, unless he's there enjoying the (You)s. He's exploiting the companies who advertise on Anon Babble and keep this website afloat, he's more industrial than industry. That's how he is punker than punk, arter than art. He is pure flow of /britfeel/, he is the believer.

Aye it that Steve. He's unironically an alcoholic.

pjw posting here and marmiteman4 getting the sponser money
oh aye

SSM is the backbone of /britfeel/

marmiteman4

Sean absolutely hated the alt-right. He is an old school Nick Griffin fan. Thought the 2010s alt right were an embarrassment.

Based Steve

/deepfeel/: he's called marmiteman because Marmite was what he used to dress himself up in blackface

Dunno. That is why I am asking innit.

They let alcoholics get pissed in the care home? What kind of care home is this

Why did you get married? I suspect if you're having doubts it was for a silly reason like "We loved each other" or "that's what people do"

The readers mean absolutely nothing for his posts

There's certainly an element of truth to this. It was certainly true for Shipposts. That's why I can understand Tim and Soundspacker

Me and Welper know the score wolitically. Oh aye

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Very often incels are right wing. Why?

Open them Summer camps

Alizeelid knows the score x

he definitely considered it considering his name on brit/pol/

Nothing to do with it really. Both incels and non incels are left and right wing. Those who are happy with the status quo are more likely to be mainstream. It's not about right/left it's extreme/moderate

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Would you say youre an incel?

odd it's always the people that have absolutely nothing going for them

I've shagged 5/6 women so no. Most recent shag was within the last 6 months so by any definition I'm not.

Obviously because feminism is associated with the left.

why married?

Health insurance. (Live outside the U.K.).

Unironically a better reason than most. Why the doubts?

Having lustful thoughts about other women in my life and also porn addiction I am working on curbing.

Oh you're the poster who wanted to shag the woman at a conference. Literally nothing wrong with the bloke cheating

Nope. No idea who that is.

Dont ever want to cheat. Respect my wife and myself.

am i recurding? curse i am
ave got the chat logs mate you been chatting to my niece shes only twelve

If she's a virgin fair enough. Otherwise literally nothing wrong with having a little side woman

I've shagged 5/6 women

Proof?

Don't care home?

The next stop is,,Paisley gilmour street

Don't need proof. You can believe it or not

Trumps helicopter just crashed in the hudson river apparently

genuinely think this is just the average male experience at this stage, I wouldn't actually cheat on her but I do have thoughts about shagging other women or what it would be like, probably just the demons of lust

britfeel is the sadder version of dungeons and dragons

kek'd at this post

whenever I think of that train lassie's voice I think of "Coatbridge Sunny Side" even though I never lived anywhere near there

I'm unironically both a millionaire and quite miserable

Semen retention is only for strong men like him.

if i was a millionaire id pack my bags and leave this place mate

And go where?

id pack my bags and leave this place mate

And go where?

It does nothing, it's a complete meme

Fuck sake, I tried to type that post and got the robot, had to actually quote the post to get around it

off to thailand to find a nice thai wife

Is there literally anything better than driving on the motorway?

Not him but ive got it all planned out, buying a house in amsterdam (better than london and right next to a hub airport) then I'm off to switzerland for some dentistry and fat camp, then over to Finland to buy a house and citizenship then get me a nice Greta look-a-like to pop out 5 or 6 kids.

I'm not a 34 year old manchild

can I genuinely have a tenner? I promise it'll make you feel good

lad you aren't buying a house in Amsterdam for a million

pop out 5 or 6 kids.

europes done mate
much better off going to asia

its quite lush, I do like a bit of driving.

true, im thinking the euromillions jackpot. I should have said.

Garn shop with Steve for some whiskey.

Danny boy mode tonight x

This train may be longer than platforms @ certain stations
Announcements will be made in the relevant rear coaches on approach
Please allow sufficient time in order 2 alight safely x

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oh dear oh dearie me

I've given people money before, and been in receipt of it in harder times, sent one anon 200 bong years back. but these days I just can't trust who I'd be giving it too. Far too many mongs here these days that id begrudge helping. Are you genuinely that hard up lad?

see it say it sort it x

I know a guy who has a house on the outskirts of Amsterdam that cost 1.4 million euros. It's fucking hideous too

Helper getting double teamed tonight?

Crossy and BritNormie trying to stalk each other at the same time and both being unable to find the other

POOINGHAMSHIRE UPON TYNE

I'd love to visit Thailand. Beautiful country
Any lads here been?

yea mate its brilliant

I'm wired as fuck. I want to go downstairs for a fag but my mum has just come back home desu

Manchildren love Thailand

Yeah, fucked my first tranny there. His name was Luis and he had a 7 inch wide cock. Problem was it was only 1 inch short. Like getting fucked by a letterbox.

Smoke out of the window

shut up mate
its lush there

Overweight man saying "when in Rome, when in Rome" over and over again as his bollocks slap against a ladyboys arsecheeks

His trick is that when you see his cock and start laughing he shoves it right in your mouth like a once inch pizza peel

I have Downs Syndrome. Not even joking.

mite buy a condo in bangkok

Not sure I believe you lad

You're missing an 'm' from that word lad

I have Downs Syndrome. Not even joking.

LMAO

Don't give a fuck. I am a proud Downs Syndrome man.

corr it lush x
got hit on by a ladyboy about 10 mins after arriving and checking into my hotel in Bangkok. I wasn't interested back then, but maybe now.

Danny boy mode x

Don't think a down syndrome lad would say that

Well paying stable job and a loving girlfriend? No thanks.

Unemployed drifter shagging ladyboys up the arse? Yes please!

going on one of his weltdowns to impress yanklass

Don't give a fuck. I am chromosomally abhorrent and I will take you apart.

yanklass says jump helperlad says how high

My uncle is an alcoholic called Steve, lives in an assisted living complex and I often buy him Bells

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sick of yanklass

Think I'll fuck off before Helper ruins the thread.

I hope Ruth is enjoying life.

Seethers out

HHL in

Oh it so lush x

Racist rant incoming
Same Ol' Mistakes

wonder if theres a forum of female virgins who post about male british youtube personalities

Racist rant

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/titfeel/

Got anything to burn in the back garden, it's the perfect weather to fuck up someones washing further down the street?
Little bonfire crackling and popping away while you exchange war stories.

Actually I think it's bad to be racist

I think it's completely natural and sensible

Actually l think it's bad to be racist

Whisky weltdown on tap: definite drama with Steve, possible staff or law enforcement involvement, blackout and memory loss, lost or broken items, incoherent nightguard rant, rough af feels tomorrow, recoverygrind and fresh start incoming

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Anxiety, keep on tryin' me I feel it quietly

wifebergs properly done my arse in tonight
corr need a rest

There's no such thing.
There's pattern recognition and that's it.
Sure you make some mistakes with "pattern recognition" but you're right more often than you are wrong and that makes good science.
And that's a good basis for making descisions.

nah I was only being cheeky, save it for a lad who might need it

Miss her so much. I wish I could be with her.

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shes just a distant memory to me now feels weird

Send me 200 quid to my the Wim Wenders Curzon box set. Cheers. x

Not to me. She'll always be in my heart.

Aye saved it the other night

Truman Show x

Join the French Foreign Legion lad.
You'll forget all about her.

legion-recrute.com/fr

That's definitely not the solution to my loneliness. Rather be dead.

Just be good to Helper x

when did you last speak to her mate

Contrariwise, I find it tragic.
I do have empathy for him though, and relate to the (deceptive) allure of getting so drunk that it feels like not being here any2wdd8more.

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I can't my mum's got a nose like a bloodhound

Helperlad would enjoy coming round my boxroom to watch Truman Show in 4K with some beers and wizza. Oh aye. x

Steve said britfeel is gay

His words not mine x

I've never spoken to her.

i dont wana talk if ur not gonna talk to me nice x

sounds like you're obsessing over a fantasy then

What did you tell him about us

I've not had a night around a mates since last July and that because i went to Italy to see him. I don't have any mates over here.

Steve is a soft mackem pooftah x

Where are you lad. I'll come and watch Truman show with you in 4k

MarmiteMan4 lost x

when i lived in a spacker home for about a week i snogged one of my housemates while drunk
i just love kissing boys what can i say x

I'm too much of a coward to meet new people. It's over for me.

Are you a johnny foreigner yourself by any chance?

Never had sex so what's the point in even breathing

No, how far do you want to go back? Family has been here since the 1600's the other side came from france in the 1800's

Chad was having orgies in secondary school

Wonder if SSM is watching the Masters or does he just play on the ps5

What sort of NPC name is STEVE.

Sucks lad. Society expects us to be functional without ever having sex. There's no way I am mentally capable of working anymore.

Lack of sex has left me wheelchair bound unfortunately.

Oh, I thought you was Italian, by the sound of your post.

Steve is assfucking HHL as we speak x

I did wonder whether we'd get another 'HIV test' arc.

Wouldn't mind battering DVDlad and stealing his collection to sell down CEX.

Simpsons hd episodes are so painful to watch. It's just stupid. Not even a smile raised. Soulless. May as well call it Family Guy but much worse. Seasons 1-10 are the best.

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My name..
is STEVE. xx

Bet this mong moaning about 'Steve' has a ridiculous name himself

Snipers dream seeing that fuckin head.

Newer Family Guy is even worse than new Simpsons. American Dad is the only one that gets better the longer it goes on.

I have a proper British name... Mohammad.

I have a feeling your name begins with C, maybe I'm wrong.

QRD on Steve dolly

What the hell. Proper Mandela affect just happened to me. Ive been quoting the minecraft movie by saying my name is STEVE but actually it is I.. am STEVE. Very strange.

wops refers to that thomas the tank engine lad as a friend in the latest video. there is no romance between them. she's probably more into the older bald guy she met in london a few months back. women crave older men.

Helpers neighbour in the care home,

just ate 10 peperamis in one sitting. lush

Perfect for months of semen retention release.

I only watch the first few seasons of them shows. I think King of the Hill stays good too for several seasons. It's a shame how shit tv is now.

Overtime shifts being worked in the lorechives tonight

Slicing open Wops' massive areolas and shoving a tube insider her skin flaps to drain her precious natural resources to fuel my super villain lair.

She's saving herself for a professional footballer.

Finishing off that whiskey nows

Been someheart to hearts tonight x

For me? It's the western Rawhide co-starring a young Clint Eastwood. Also for me? It's the western Have Gun - Will Travel starring Richard Boon.

Did steve tell you that everything would be alright and that you'd get a gf/eife eventually? Moaning about tories? x

Reyt she's gone to bed now. Gonna go and chain smoke two ciggies. Gonna chuff away de lids

She'll be waiting a while unless she gets fit.

MORE LIKE ASS TO ASS
LMAO

Based Chika as usual. Classic wee lawd.

Alright lads, Sean here set up this Anon Babble website on my old Packard Bell. How are you all?

Just sick of em, lads/

What did Sean tell you about this place? You two having a good evening anyway?

classic hhl style (wokey)

classic dvdlad style (hoarder)

classic chika style (upstairs downstairs)

classic blad style (mcdonalds)

classic crosslad style (elfbar)

classic titlad style (big tits)

classic bootylad style (big arse)

classic shippylad style (language books)

classic offielad style (toby carvery)

classic coinlad style (paddington bear)

classic tildelad style (greggs ballbag bake)

classic poleylad style (sniffing shit stained arses)

classic scealad style (degassing beer)

classic rakeemlad style (saar)

classic ebinlad (e.t.)

classic zimlad (racemixing)

classic nanightziggehlad (pilchards)

Almost certainly a LARP, but after the Siggi Langnasen incident there's always a 1% chance this is real.

Forced into suicide x

Fuck the lot x

Not much of a classic when I only watched like 2 episodes of it. For shame.

Well that's why I'm here. Sean's been in tears tonight telling me about how you all bully him and it's not on. I won't stand for it.

>classic zimlad (racemixing)

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Put Helper in a room full of mirrors and he'll still come out the victim.

Oh FFS, you and Steve were having a good time weren't you? Thought you'd be in a good mood tonight

Heil Hitler xxx

Steve gone nows

English people need to decide tonight what side they're on. I only offer pure destruction x

I won't stand for it.

You won't stand at all, wheelchair bound mong boy

He's never in a good mood de lid.

Your neck is twice the length it needs to be

I have no clue what you're on about. Been down the pub haven't I.

Are Sean is a good looking de lid!

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Is steve on side politically?

English people need to decide tonight what side they're on.

Welper loyalist reporting for duty

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Helper's nan had a better mustache than him.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
JUST START DOING IT
JUST START DOIN IT
JUST START DOING TI
JUST START KP
J SKP
JSKP
JSKP
AWOOOOOOOOO

Looked more like a man too.

STOP IGNORING ME AND START DOIN IT
START DOIN IT
START DOIN IT RIGHT NOW, OR I WILL BE QUITE IRATE
AROOOOOOOOOOOO

Can't find season 8 of Game of Thrones on Blu-ray anywhere and it's making me seethe because I have all the rest. Thought season 8 was bollocks but I still need it.

/britfeet/ x

bantfeet O_o

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What you up to tonight then little lad? Me? Had three beers and ate too much. Now I won't sleep tonight. SAD!

LET ME HAVE A SNIFF
LET ME HAVE A SNIFF YOU STUPIF COW
LET MEH AVE A TOUCH OF THAT BUM AS WELL WHILE YOU'RE AT IT
HAROOOOOOOOOMF
SICK OF IT

I struggle with wooze x

Your dad sniffs arseholes. My dad? Also sniffs arseholes. But your dad sniffs men's arseholes! Mine? Also men's arseholes.

Who still lives with their parents in their late 20s?

Your dad sniffs arsehole after shit, but before shower

I'm traumatized.

It was you x

Jst getting ready for bed rnx

Me and it's totally lush de lid! x
I rule the roost. I am king dick and I take smelly 3am shits on my dog's head to assert dominance. x

This drink will cost an awful lot Dad x

I cancelled important thing tomorrow bc of DHL
Mum will be disappointed,it sad. I acrually wanted to go. Its DHL fucked up today. So now am stuck in the house tkmoz. Really.annoyed. notning I can do.though. maybe next week. Gna try do something worthwhile with tomoz anyhow.

Don't fucking test me, lad. I'll wreck the entire joint. x

What you mean? You can't go out cause you waiting for a parcel? Don't they just leave it in your safe space?

Medicine. Medicine is what it is.

Bonafide cure all x

A man tries x

What did you dad do, always thought you got on well

Quads of truth, you talk sense x

I'll give you a test of your own medicine, little lad. x
*farts in your face*
Take a sniff of that, big lad. x

I always expect ppl to actuakly kill me over tiny things theyre like that "it's alright" after ive been sick worrying all day but then ppl do lose the rag over actually small (i thought) things too I don't get ppls

Imagine working a deadend job and earning minimum wage for 30+ years. That's like nearly half your life gone. All that time passed and no progression. Probably never leave their towns except maybe for a funeral. I doubt they even go abroad. I guess some people just like the simple, predictable life.

Not me. I don't want it. Rather be economically inactive and have my sanity, my freedom. I can't compete for a good career and education is a debt only viable for the middle classes.

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Imagine working a deadend job and earning minimum wage

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rather fart in my face and ribs through my shit

I just know there is going to be a thread of drivel to wake up to tomorrow, I'm already looking forward to the morning backlog

Finishing off this drink then garn warage for some more whiksey x

rather cum in my arse and piss out my mouth

Yeah I suppose but I lost the rag at the before bc they left it ar a neighbours door. I didnt recognise the door in the photo so I was up nd down the street. So I prefer to just be here. But the Support group I was going is tomorrow that I was anxious for nut it'd make my mum.happy so I was going to. So if dhl was sorted today tomorrow would be free for that that was the plan but as well now the plans changed suddenly am not happy about any of it anymore xus it's fucked. So if they come early enough tomorrow ill still go on the afternoon but otherwise ill go next week I guess. Its just threw me off w everything. I guess it's not the end of the world but it is the end of the world as far as this weekend wws concerned.

I don't want to imagine it. It's depressing as fuck to me. I want a fulfilling life and wageslavery isn't the answer. People say take any job, the market is tough right now but they say that all the time. Before you know it, you're 50 and still working for minimum wage.

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Just go to bed, lad. It's not worth it. Not even the weekend yet.

Thought 1 of them was meant to be 30 years old kek. Like a bday. Yea that makes more sense.x

too late late night nows. I want to die tonight x

What's the support group for, lad? I say you should just go. A parcel is a parcel, maybe go into DHL app and if you can reroute delivery until Saturday. Or just let them deliver it next door or something. Make your mam happy and it will be small anxiety but you'll feel good. Just my two cents.

Seen this webm

Finishing off this wooze then geting a waxi to the warage for more whiskey.

Danny boy mode tonight x

sounds like you're looking for an excuse my lad

Only outliving your bully by 2 days

Kek. Gave me a good chuckle that to be honest. More the abstract concept of a box of pain.

To be honest that man probably is in his 30s. Doubt he has a skincare routine and never uses sun cream. Couldn't afford a gym membership. Wagies live off takeaways, ciggies and booze. How else would they cope with their grim lives? Someone in a good career is more likely to have the discipline to keep themselves healthy.

Must be an odd job for the driver, doubt he gets many of them

BULLIE'S IN A BOX
IN A BOX
IN A BOX
BULLIES'S INS A BOX X

Yea maybe ur right.i will try to go.xx

sup lads
off to america tomorrow for 6 weeks

Lols x

If you work in a warehouse you don't even get an anniversary cake. You're just a cog in the machine. They can replace you easily. You are awarded the bare legal minimum wage and meant to be grateful for that. The billionaires earn more than you ever will in one day.

Youve got a big arse...........for you x

well, that would depend, got roids or not? too many young lasses got busted arseholes these days

Some cracking webms. The Indiana security fella in the Co-Op getting a good taste of mentally ill British men.

too many young lasses got busted arseholes these days

How would you know you sad fucking virgin.

well, im not a sad virgin im afraid

why do people slip willies up their bum bym? Poo comes out of there. It's grim

A Steve dolly was made to play lets pretend with. GRIM

feels good ngl

The chase avatar fag. GRIM. And CRINGE

For me its squirting dihydrocodeines up the arse with an oral syringe

Warage calling my names

Should I go x

Great way to get HIV.

You've had too much whiskey already. More will lead to a full scale weltdown x

How much booze u have left x

lolling at when Vito has to wageslave in the Sopranos

Need a vape me x

Fuming x

I reschedule delivery mobday
I try tomoro..It'sd at 3pm

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I go warage now 35cl wiskey

End of the HHL era

Remember me x

I'm sorry x

Get a blueberry elfbar x

Post-400 anxiety? More like post-500