Im literally a poorcel and 5'3 at 20 how am I ever going to get a gf in Germany

Im literally a poorcel and 5'3 at 20 how am I ever going to get a gf in Germany

5'3 in Europe

Critical hit, ouch

I'm a 5'4" western yuro and I've had a gf, you can do it anon.

Im also 48kg and KHHV

Yeah so what. I was a khhv when I got with my ex too. My weight was 56kg though, not sure if that matters?

Gross zu sein ist komplett egal. Bin 189cm und hatte niemals was mit irgendeiner frau. Jedes mal wenn ich rausgehe sehe ich maenner wie du mit frauen zusammen. Geh arbeiten wenn du geld willst.

at least you can fuck top stacies at clean high class brothels

Geez anon how do you find clothes that fit? I am the same height and kind of want to lose more weight but if I do I won't be able to wear men's clothes anymore.

I am 4'5, crippled, missing one eye and one ear and i dated 5 models.
If i did it you can too.
Stop coping and GET TO WORK.

Ich hab nur ehrlich gesagt, wie's bei mir aussieht
I use childrens clothes or buy womens clothes at my size
Theres nothing else
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Are you mocking me anon? I was being truthful. Op is not much shorter than me and we're neighbors.

Baka.

At least your anime waifu is perfect

Become femboy. But dont be ugly or gay thats bad

Ich hab nur ehrlich gesagt, wie's bei mir aussieht

Ja und? Solange du nicht autistisch bist solltest du eine freundin finden. Habe noch nie eine frau gesehen die es interessiert wie gross ein man ist.

You need to become a femboy. There are many men out there who would love making love to you.

childrens clothes or buy womens clothes

Aw that's cute

Wenn selbst du mit 1,89 keinen Stich machst, was bleibt dann fuer Leute wie mich uebrig? Vielleicht sind wir einfach beide genetisch aussortiert
You are irredeemable faggots

Bist du denn autistisch oder nicht? Das ist doch hier die wichtige frage. Wenn nein dann ist doch alles gut, wenn ja dann tut mir das echt leid und ja da hast du dann vermutlich recht.

Ew dont tell op to have poopy gay buttsex get a grip

Ja
Es ist vorbei

Dann ist leider nichts zu mache, ich verbringe ausserhalb der arbeit die meiste zeit hier oder mit zocken und ein paar meiner andere interessen. Empfehle dir das selbe zu tun frauen hassen uns ist einfach eine tatsache.

hmmmm i heard there is an on going conflict not too far from you anon. perhaps participating in it might help - it will improve your physique, you'll learn valuable skills and make some money from a mercenary contract in the meantime. 5'3 is the perfect height for a tanker ;)

happy to see best girl on the catalog today!

I want to make love to you and pound your fembussy.

You are irredeemable faggots

Submit to men stronger than yourself femboy. Your bussy is made for fucking.

cool thanks. opinions on sparkle?

We love Sparkle here
We hate faggots here

Do you like the fact that you are appealing to us faggots?

We hate everyone here except our fictional unicorn partners. We're very inclusive

sparkle best girl. i need her to be story relevant again so badly

I'm 5'4, 53kg, I order pants from a Taiwanese company, nothing around me locally sells men's cargo pants below a 30, I wear 27.

Im straight (into women) and a top
I hate faggots, so no I dont like your appeal
I wish she was more chaotic evil than was shown at the end of the Penacony arc
Its over for us shortcels

That character design is top tier

You are more like a girl lmao

Mommy Merkkle didn't give you the puss you dreamt of? Go the fuck back to your sand shithole then.
du schaffst es nicht mal Deutsch zu sprechen, du Depp. fucking impostor.

same! we honestly need more evil characters. they're so interesting

agreed. her and sunday are some of my favorite characters in regards to design. i love the little details hsr characters have in their designs. need more sparkle in my hoyo game. maybe i should pick up h13 again..

I'm straight, but a bottom (into femdom), problem is maybe a few percent of women are into femdom at best. Also have long poofy hair, but still no femdom GF, also hate fags with a passion.

Im straight (into women) and a top

I hate faggots, so no I dont like your appeal
Straight? You knew exactly what kind of attention you would receive when you made this post.

and a top

Ok so you are a dominant femboy? I would literally become your slave.

so no I dont like your appeal

But I like you though.

im so petite and small!!! nobody likes meee!!! ill never get a girlfriend! im also a femboy! nobody will date me sighhhh its so hard being me!

stolen valor. go fucking kill yourself.

I tried HI3 but its very clearly a dated game by now
I also have long fluffy hair and take good care of it, unfortunately its over for shortcels
I made the thread to complain Im struggling with being short, thats all you fag

or buy womens clothes at my size

That's so gay. You are practically BEGGING for male attention.

I made the thread to complain Im struggling with being short, thats all you fag

I know a faggot when I see one. I'm 6 foot 5 and 230 pounds. I would absolutely dominate you in bed.

literally. such a fucking tryhard whore.

He is such a slut!

You're too ugly grug. Go back to fucking sheep in your sheepshed where you belong

Being a femboy is a faggot mindset, Im a straight male not a femboy
I dont have what else to fucking buy at my size + jeans and pants and shirts and sweaters and hoodies are kinda unisex anyway

I know a fag when I see one

Sees a straight male

Thinks about gay sex

I meant to attach a pic oops

I (5'7 twink khhv 20 yo) will date you, assuming you're German and not some brownoid.

he just said he isnt a fagtard

You forgot to attach your femboy faggot pic.

Being a femboy is a faggot mindset,

You are 5 foot 3 and 48 kg. You are a femboy whether you like it or not.

Im a straight male not a femboy

Doesn't matter. You will be hit on anyways.

Sees a straight male

Thinks about gay sex

How feminine do you have to be as a straight guy to turn on bifags? You are not doing yourself any favors by acting like a femboy. At 48 kg you must have a really soft body.

shut up femboy faggot.

Not interested in fags but Im white if it matters
I do wash myself often with various products because I cant stand being dirty which is a step above most men who just use a 4-1 shampoo or some shit

He needs to be quiet and stop acting so slutty.

how am I ever going to get a gf in Germany

Asien oder Mexiko

literally! and then he has the AUDACITY to act like he doesn't know he needs cock.

You have such pretty eyes for being male.

I'm with you on this OP, I hate faggots, they ruin things for guys who just want a dommy mommy GF. Bifags are the worst. Too bad you live in Germany, in the US, at least in my state, I can concealed carry without a permit.

He needs lots of cock. Preferably by a man who is significantly bigger and taller than him to really put him in his place.

i shower and wash myself with nice products! i also only wear womans clothes! but i swear im not a femboy!

just admit it at this point.

Im literally a poorcel and 5'3 at 20 how am I ever going to get a gf in Germany

Tell them that youre an FtM and then surprise bitches with your dick

It's two different posters you overgrown fairy. This 48kg incel is more manly than you chimping out over your inability to score gay sex. Must be a shame when you end up murderered in gen pop. Nobody will miss you

I need to stick my long boney cock into his holes

What is slutty about being an incel
Many are saying this
I want a submissive woman to be my partner not a dommy mommy but yea I agree
Kek

being an incel isnt slutty but being a twinkish man who boasts about wearing cute female clothes is.

Based. He wants it.

What is slutty about being an incel

It is slutty to wear female clothes as a 5 foot 3 hairless twink. As a bifag I'm telling you stop wearing that shit unless you want male attention. The reason why you don't have a girlfriend is probably because they think that you are gay.

I want a submissive woman to be my partner

How much do you work out OP. 5'3 you can work with but at 48kg, you need to put some muscle on

You should have sex with puppynon.

though tbf a lot of woman are really into gay seeming males. so if he toned it down a bit he could probably pull in a shitton of puss

I keep telling you I have nothing else to wear faggot
I cant just walk around naked, only womens clothes fit me, and are generally nicer on the skin to wear
I just do basic cardio and some small exercises but no specific area training and Im pretty weak rn

I cant just walk around naked,

only womens clothes fit me

and are generally nicer on the skin to wear

I just do basic cardio and some small exercises but no specific area training and Im pretty weak rn

You really love teasing us. Don't you?

Yeah well there's your problem. Start a routine and get strong, you cannot be a lazy faggot like that 6'5 dorkass and expect to have success with women. Stop wearing women's clothes too. You shouldn't be this autistic, no chance if you don't get a grip. Good luck

Im begging to suspect that OP is a pooner. The eyes don't lie. These are very feminine eyes

i remember playing it when i was like a sophmore in high school. playing it on my phone in geometry was peak
lol
i have the same eye color and everything. crazy coincidence

What are those random characters after your name? I'm a boomer-zoomer, I just use the name "Hell' since I feel like I'm stuck in hell. What's with other people with names having gibberish at the end?

It was over before it began anyway, Im 5'3 women dont care about even 5'9 men letalone me
This deceptive trick to lure me into posting my penis wont work, but I am male from birth

Normalnigger newfag go and lurk or gtfo here.

its a tripcode, basically like a unique password you can use as an identifier

I'm not a normie, I'm a 26yo khhv. I have nowhere else to go.

Namefag

Doesn't know what a trip is

Says "normie"

You have to go back where you came from.

What does it do? Doesn't a name serve the same function. Tripcode sounds fancy.

How about I just learn hands on anyway, same way I had to fumble my way though learning about sending emails on mobile at work

Im not female Im a penis having xy chromo male

Are you neurotypical at least?

5'3

160cm?

Anything below 5'7" is reason to transition

i'm 6'2 in a country where everyone is 6'5 and above and i'm autistic when everyone is a turbo normie how the FUCK am i gonna get a gf in the netherlands

I would beat you to death if you said this to me irl
Not op btw

Sounds like tranny propoganda, though OP keeps talking about buying women's clothes and posting tiny anime girls.

You are not convincing.

I'm sorry anon. I didn't think it came across as a mean thing to say until I heard your reaction.

Didn't think of it from that perspective. I was just saying based on how I'd feel.

I was trying to back up OP at first, I'm 5'4, looking for a dommy mommy, but bifags ruin it. OP made it worse though, by mentioning that he wears women's clothes and posting petite anime girls.

NTA, but damn y'all really don't like us whiners? I gotta mask this shit irl 24/7 and I'm too pussy for a therapist so it feels nice to let go, even if it's on an anonymous board

How does a bifag ruin d-mommy?

A lot of bifags are attracted to short thin guys with long poofy hair. I want attention from dommy women, but there's always bifags being bifags.

I see. I thought you were saying that bifags ruin d-mommy because they are bi or something along that line.

I'm a femanon in western yurope and I'd date op but I'm also a fujo who would very very much enjoy seeing him kiss other boys...

Its so over for you I guess.
I'm 27, 163cm autistic khv, german poorcel.
Its over for me too!