Why don't men ever get nice haircuts?

why don't men ever get nice haircuts?

we all know girls love medium-length, voluminous flashy hairstyles.

but men are out there walking with the shittiest, plainest, not-standing-out, ugliest, shortest, weakest hairstyles ever.

seriously, get some hair products like l'oreal professional shampoo, conditioner, buy a set of combs and brushes, straightening/curling irons, relaxers etc..

go to a good hairstylist, look up some recommendations, try a few things.

take 10min of your day to adjust your hair, and you will stand out in the most positive way.

seriously, you're guaranteed to get matches and even girls approaching you in public if you take care of your hair.

i have NEVER seen an incel without shitty or plain hair, evidencing their total lack of care, and then there's always the excuse "oh i tried it in the past". sure, just as you used to be mr olympia back in the day before realizing it was over and putting on 400lbs

What does this kind of hate speech achieve?

Buzzcut Chad fucks more women than Incel with pretty hair.

I don't come here looking for advice.

You think I still have hair?s

im balding breh i cant pull any cool hairstyle off

Best I can do for you is the "George from Seinfeld"

Because it gets in the way when your job is more intense than that of the average woman, it requires more wrestling every morning, short haircuts just feel nicer year round (even women hate long hair in summer), who cares what women think.

L'oreal professionel

If I'd spend that money on hairproducts I would get something infinitely better.
T. Barber

I cut my own hair to look uglier in public. :) You can't stop me either nigger.

I mean you're right a lot of men have shitty haircuts. But still a haircut is just a temporary thing you can change any time. If an incel starts dating and his gf tells him to get a better haircut he'd just do it. So it's a little dumb to gatekeep your relationships based on haircut.
In reality the haircut just doesn't matter that much.

why don't men ever get nice haircuts?

does grooming sound like any of these?

hours later

incel means not a simp

Top: get a haircut, bro
Bottom: hair tutorial?

If top just shaved his head and grew a beard he could get some pussy

Basically haircut is literally the most fixable thing about a guy
If that was the thing holding women back from dating certain men that would just mean women are dumb

you realise if an average man had this haircut you'd call it boring?
and if an ugly man had this haircut you'd tell him it looks shit?

dumbass foid bitch

haircut won't make you chad, but it will make you less unattractive

when someone sees someone unattractive the first thing they think is "is he also a retard" and it helps not to confirm that

Lol nopee

Bad advice. If you are a non-chad, it is best to go for crazy haircuts that make you seem eccentric rather than trying to place Chad's hair on top of your ugly skull. You will never be Chad. Just accept it. Be weird.

woman: i dress for me. my fashion and hair and makeup is how i express myself and show my individuality

woman seeing a sub8 guy just living his life: why is this man not catering to the female gaze? does he not know how to style himself in our image? stop dressing for yourself and start a crafted aesthetic chosen by the council

having a striking style is BAD if youre ugly, you shouldnt try to draw such attention to yourself if youre sub 5

It is best to embrace being ugly. Your hairstyle should be wacky. Also, ugly guys need to be jacked too. You should be scary.

I don't care about attracting a woman.

inb4 ur gay then

Is having long hair down to the chest a good hairstyle?

but you're supposed to get le hair cut that fits your face shape!!!!

Embrace being uggo

Yesh most men are lazy af thats why they're incels

This but unironically. The same look doesn't work for everyone. Just because you can photoshop a face that looks better with the same haircut an ugly guy has doesn't mean ugly guys shouldn't get better haircuts.

i had a nice haircut that i really invested time and money into but then my mom buzzed my hair while i was drunk because she thought it was "too gay". so now i don't bother with it.

How old are you dude stop being a loser

is this haircut good? its over anyways ;-;

don't say "men." just say the men you see, because i know i get haircuts bruh

I shave my head because I'm balding. It sucks that I will never have a cool haircut again but nobody seems to care about me not having hair

Not sure where else to post this but it's been on my mind for the past few days

Balding

Got on finasteride

Got hair transplant

No longer balding

Start to get side effects from finasteride and get off it

Hair behind transplant starts falling out

Kinda looks like shit now

Shave head, it has scars from transplant

Front of head where the transplant is is all red, scars on back of head from where they took the transplant hair

Probably not even noticeable to anyone but it's the only thing I see when I look in the mirror

Look like shit with hair and without hair

I just want to look normal. Why did I have to fuck myself with a hair transplant

Kek. I have this haircut and I'm ugly af.

The transplant was fine. Your mistake was falling for the "side effects" meme and quitting finasteride.

perhaps. I kept getting pain in my nuts and the doctor couldn't find any other reason for it

the doctor couldn't find any other reason for it

Lack of sex

I'm balding, there is no saving it.

Yo mr barber. Do you recommend any haircuts for people with curly hair? I literally cannot style mine because it just curls however it wants.

Go to turkey right now or take finasteride