/britfeel/

Bald

Watch gay porn

Have never had a job

Spend every waking hour on Anon Babble

Fat

Virgin

Ugly

No friends

Estranged or otherwise ashamed famiIy

No hope

No Iife

Low status

Poor

Reply to yourself because you have no life

Fantasist and try hard

Extremely angry and upset about all of the above

Sexualises his online dollies

Obsesses over and spams other people's throwaway posts that they stopped thinking about seconds after posting

Imitates other posters because he has zero personality of his own due to having no life outside of Anon Babble

Makes multiple posts about the same poster, usually as fast as the cool down timer will allow or from two devices

Makes multiple personalities to play in britfeel threads

You don't know true boredom until you've done a real time flight in flight simulator from the UK to Australia including stopovers to refuel. Corrrr.

Going to York Designer Outlet and having a Five Guys in one hour.

You think your arse can handle five guys at once?

No one mess with me lad. I'm the male even men fear.

Not even really sure who you're talking about. I can think of a few posters who have some of these traits but not all of them.

the five great guys?

get the fucking slags posted get them posted

Forget about British steel exports, lads. Female Primark employees are the real heroes.

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/brit/ was right you lot really are a bunch of incel freaks

Ruth doesn't live in York anymore so if you're there to stalk her you're wasting your time.

imagine being obsessed with an ASMR youtuber posting about her on anonymous forums for YEARS

Is she going to ignore the billions we spend on female dominated essential industries like NHS and education?

Why's that then? Because some stupid bint doesn't understand the importance of keeping steel exports versus selling some granny knickers?

why would she move away

seething little incel freak response as expected

Any lads got a good recommendation for melatonin. Sleep pattern's been fucked for years and it's having a negative effect on my mental health. No point going through the NHS

Ruth is pretty hot. I'd certainly give her tits a go.

i've got strength of the soul, no one's going to bend nor break me

done me driving, time to do the shop. Dont mind driving, just 'ate the DVSA for being wankers

shes not interested in 30 year old balding disabled incels

Let's see females work in factories and warehouses then. Don't forget construction too. They get depressed over doing real work and men have to do it. If men don't do it they deny sex.

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She's a nice lass unlike daphne.

Wear blue light glasses, have a regular sleeping schedule, have natural light come into your room so your body knows when it's sunset.

funny how audit mong, nightwalk mong and ruth mong all got banned at once
but it's not a gimmick ;)

She's at uni in Aberystwyth.

as a non incel (wife and sprog) British steel should be prioritised, this shouldn't even be up for discussion, the wife agrees as well.

Don't be a rude mong about her.

Bending Ruth over, spreading her arsehole and sticking a microphone up inside. New gape ASMR for de lids and it 69x lush.

went there once on my uni induction days with my mate, bit of a shit uni ngl, not sure why its so popular.

She wouldn't say where she went.

how do you pronoucne that?

I'll tell you where I went, up and inside her lovely arse.

I do all that - bar the glasses, I have blue light filter on all devices. Nothing works. I must wake up about 4 times a night

do you actually work out? lift heavy objects and dont eat crap

I sleep 8-12 hours uninterrupted even when drinking coca cola before bed.

Stress maybe? I used to do that a lot when I was burnt out from working. Another factor may be your natural sleep cycle, some people naturally wake up for a few hours in the middle of the night, which sucks in the modern world built around 8 hour sleep/16 hour work cycles.

She told her Discord

Got to go out today cannot be fucking bothered. Just want to stay in bed all day. Had 3 deliveries today and i cant even be bothered to open them. Just done care anymore. Even the one thing that makes me happy is slowly fading away. If I overdosed on promethazine would I just go to sleep forever?

No she didn't yiu fucking larping mong.

Laura bikini try on haul this summer. Hope she doesn't let the lads down.

Why bother working if you can't enjoy your life? May as well be miserable and not have any more stress.

She did lad. I was there. Why do you doubt it? Are you even in the Discord?

she could be home for weaster

Laura thong try on haul

Nice little delivery today. I had another delivery the other day but kept it private, didn't I? My Bonnie and Clyde case was fucked so switched it with The Rum Diary that I got from the pound shop one time.

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I have an addiction to coke. All I do is sit in my bedroom, do coke, and wank. Five years ago my life was totally different. I had a great job, I drove an Audi R8, I actually had girlfriends. And I basically gave up all of that just to do lines and wank.

pocketful of miracles

kino there, prefer the chink remake with Jackie Chan though

I'm going to sell my xbox to cex, classic SSM style

What Xbox? Might not get much. Series X I think you'd get like 200 quid.

We all loser drug addicts in life x

Take your games too Emily, you're a fraud

Unironically used to be this but now i turned my life around and have a good job, wife and sprog

Unironically used to be this but now i turned my life around and have a good job, wife and sprog

proof?

I have an addiction to coke. All I do is sit in my bedroom, do coke, and wank. Five years ago my life was totally different. I had a great job, I drove an Audi R8, I actually had girlfriends. And I basically gave up all of that just to do lines and wank.

fascinating

an old xbox 360. Going to try and get rid of some other things at the same time and I don't want the hassle of selling directly to people

Wahey! C2C scans of Monster Perfect Edition are complete now on NYAA. Hopefully we get the rest of 20th Century Boys C2C and Gantz is releasing steadily on digital. CORRRRRRR!

what if you enjoy working?

Timmys switch 2 pre order went through!

You're lying to yourself if you think you enjoy working. What could you possibly enjoy about slavery?

i get to drive big bastard lorries every day, its fun

Send female astronauts into space? Nah, send Katy Perry up in a tourist shuttle for 15 minutes and claim it as a win for feminism.

I love solving difficult problems with creative ideas. I find it very satisfying.

Aye mate, I'm stressed to high hell - won't get into it but I'm like a bottle of fizzy drink at the moment.

There you go mate, my pension fund statement is in german because i live in switzerland

He's boasting about his mixed race child again

Do yourself a favour and fix it. Or one day you will collapse in the middle of work and wake up in the hospital waiting room like I did. Brain and heart has been right fucked since.

the risikobeitrag being at 1% does sound about right to be fair, anon has done his home work

Jesus was a real person. He was a Jew born in Bethlehem but was raised in Nazareth in Galilee where he worked as a carpenter. At some point he focused on theology and became a disciple of John the Baptist, from whom he got many of his theological ideas - both John and Jesus were apocalyptical Jews who believed that the kingdom of God was imminently upon them.

Jesus began his own itinerant ministry and gained some followers. He preached a message of salvation for Jews. At some point he became convinced he was the messiah. It's important to point out that messiah did not mean back then what it tends to mean now. Messiah in ancient Hebrew means 'anointed one' and referred to a literal king of the temporal, material state of Israel on planet Earth. It did not mean a transcendent heavenly deity come to save the world from its sins.

He told his followers in secret that he was the messiah, but did not preach this openly to the masses, nor did he claim to be God. He was convinced he was sent by God to rule. When Roman authorities learned he was telling people he would expel the Romans from Judea and rule a newly emancipated kingdom of Israel, they captured, interrogated and crucified him as an example and to put down any fomenting revolt.

His followers proceeded to try and reconcile their belief of Jesus as the messiah with the reality that he was killed by the Romans. This lead to increasingly convoluted and post-facto theological rationalisations that became more so over time. We see this clearly in the gospels - the earlier a gospel, the less divinity is portrayed; the later, the more divinity there is. Mark doesn't even have a resurrection. In technical terms, the Christologies become increasingly 'high' over time.

His followers doubled down and proselytised and the rest, as they say, is history.

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Oh ahaha he isn't going to like this mate. Well done.

Actually very happy for you, lad. I'll admit I doubted you, but you have absolutely proved me wrong.
Is your wife fit? Does she do anal?

What do you do for a living in Switzerland mate? Finance related or something?

I just feel so trapped in my life lad. Everything is stagnant, my wages, my housing situation. I want to move out but don't want to deal with renting from a landlord with a 'portfolio' of multiple properties, paying the mortgage on their 2nd home in Cornwall. I'm London based and I just feel like an automaton. I like my job a lot, but unfortunately it's in a struggling sector. This city is hostile to people at best, and in my case, at worse - I'm invisible.

Commuting in London I see, obviously, tons of immigrants - men and women. It's fascinating looking at the majority of Indian women. Just completely sexless. Usually very short, fat, badly depressed - zero femininity about them. I wonder what their love lives must be like. If they even think about sex at all.

Yeah mate, I feel you. Best advice I can think of is to just chip away at the stress until it becomes manageable. Get rid of your debt, find social environments you would be comfortable in, maybe reduce your work hours, etc.

You should go down to Whitechapel Market lad. You'll see women in full burkas buying the sluttiest lingerie you've ever seen.

I've noticed this too. The men are hardly different as well; just seems like an utterly sexless group of people. Nobody wants them, which seems to be why they almost universally date and marry other Indians. I imagine their sex lives are really quite dire. Indian men basically demanding their wives get them off and their wives sort of reluctantly rolling over and letting their husbands semi-rape them. Lasts a couple of minutes and then they pull the sheets up and sleep. No wonder Indian men are so rapey.

You'd earn more in finance

Five years ago my life was totally different. I had a great job, I drove an Audi R8, I actually had girlfriends. And I basically gave up all of that just to do lines and wank.

not him but

tfw northerner

had a free rail pass

went down to london for the day to be a tourist

got a rover ticket for the underground and went on an adventure

saw whitechapel station and thought id go do a jack the ripper thing or buy some shitty souvenir from a shop

walk out of whitechapel station

they are EVERYWHERE

they might aswell rename it brownchapel at this point lads

whitechapel

well known area for that mate not sure why youd go there the jack the ripper thing is boring

Aye Brownmosque is grim. One of the areas I never usually go to. Quite a few 'weed cafes', used to go as a teen and they were shadey as fuck obviously. Just a horribly depressing area in general.

Exactly my thoughts. An utterly grim existence. They are harmless though. After all, they are just economic units

Mark 8 31
So what every detail isn't emphasised in every gospel maybe its for a different type of audience or unfinished or lost or any other reason
And yes its more likely that God was born in Mary than that she lied
Cheers zim mong

Arranged marriages are extremely common in India, with a very high percentage of marriages falling into this category. A 2018 survey found that 93% of married Indians had arranged marriages, and this figure remains high even among young couples in their 20s. This tradition is deeply ingrained in Indian culture and has been practiced for generations

id probably have a wife if i was born indian

Poles was born a paki and he doesn't have a wife

Oh no, he's got a sore throat. He can't go home like that.

Of course, and I imagine they're all married off. Gross shit really

Dating a very privileged girl. She's great, but I find myself white hot with resentment

younger than me

from abroad, has a flat in London (I can't even afford to rent) paid by parents

no student debt, paid by parents

better paying job than me

a very carefree existence

It's too much for me. It's too unfair lads. It's too fucking unfair

There's no reason why she should have a better paying job than you. The rest is outside your control but the job is in your control.

Mark writes that Jesus predicts his own suffering and death three times, but there is no actual resurrection. The author of Mark is trying to show the nature of his being the messiah as contrary to what contemporaries would imagine it to be. Instead of the messiah being a glorious ruler, he will instead suffer and die while serving others. Likewise, followers of Jesus must accept this for themselves also if they wish to live more Christlike lives. Mark is entirely focused on the passion of Christ and as a gospel it's riddled with pathos like this.

Also, I'm not zim mong, take your pills dollycel.

I'm not zim mong

You're a mong though.

That's your opinion and that's fine.

It's much easier for women to get jobs these days. Someone posted a chart here the other day.

So Mark is fully aware of that prophecy if the point is deception why wouldn't he just make up a resurrection at the end like youre implyingabout the others. He knows it's part of the story. There's ovviously a reason it isn't detailed so what. U know those scrolls are really old things get lost. Could be something v mundane. Nd am not dollycel

maybe men should stop trying to get office jobs then
have you tried applying for a warehouse or binman role?

Of all the pathetic excuses, this must be the most pathetic of all.

Speaking of am feeling a lot if energy returning just from holy week,,i Think its meant to be that I go 2 this group on this week nstead of last week which was an intervention. Am having visions of the lake district nd theres a photo from there w probably my mam in it thats used on Wikipedia i posted it two nights nd got angel numbers on the post both nights,,My wee nieces first communion soon nd shes coming over nxt week so ill get a fancy easter egg for her nd my d*d texted me (ambivalent about this but it still means something) nd it was mothers day nd I got a new laptop nd I stayed aff booze all lent apart from 1 day which was mothers day so it was special anyway,,nd fkuoxetine seems to be working a bit better and as well ill be aff the codeine soon enough and ive been aff diazepam majority of this year now I even think I havent taken it at all this year possibly but I don't remember exactly but if I said ive not done it more than say 5 days this year id be v confident in saying so. So if i get aff the pills then i would be fully sober i guess as long as I dont start drinking again. Nd am going support group tomoro ive got Linda on email right now saying itll be ok like my mam said the hard bit is turning up so. Aye am quite sad as well a bit cus i dnt like sudden changes nd stuff like that nd it's appealing to my nervous system to maintain status quo indefinitely but I think it's a new era opening up now,,time to grow up

Speaking of am feeling a lot if energy returning just from holy week,,i Think its meant to be that I go 2 this group on this week nstead of last week which was an intervention. Am having visions of the lake district nd theres a photo from there w probably my mam in it thats used on Wikipedia i posted it two nights nd got angel numbers on the post both nights,,My wee nieces first communion soon nd shes coming over nxt week so ill get a fancy easter egg for her nd my d*d texted me (ambivalent about this but it still means something) nd it was mothers day nd I got a new laptop nd I stayed aff booze all lent apart from 1 day which was mothers day so it was special anyway,,nd fkuoxetine seems to be working a bit better and as well ill be aff the codeine soon enough and ive been aff diazepam majority of this year now I even think I havent taken it at all this year possibly but I don't remember exactly but if I said ive not done it more than say 5 days this year id be v confident in saying so. So if i get aff the pills then i would be fully sober i guess as long as I dont start drinking again. Nd am going support group tomoro ive got Linda on email right now saying itll be ok like my mam said the hard bit is turning up so. Aye am quite sad as well a bit cus i dnt like sudden changes nd stuff like that nd it's appealing to my nervous system to maintain status quo indefinitely but I think it's a new era opening up now,,time to grow up

time to grow up at age 35

Life's not fair mate, and she is obviously using her daddy to get ahead in life. If you were a bastard, you could do the same and use her to get ahead on life too, that may wreck your relationship though..

Sitting here in a village in northern Thailand on Songkran with elderly Thai women offering me more and more alcohol. One of them just called me strong.

Help lads.

songkran
it lush
got soaked i did mate

Thailand doesn't really appeal to me in the slightest. Any good over there?

Sitting here in a village in northern Thailand on Songkran with elderly Thai women offering me more and more alcohol. One of them just called me strong.

proof?

its 10x better than england actually 20x better

Maybe will time stamp later if I can and am sober.

Well am not 35 but ive had drug addiction alcoholism so ovviously ive wasted time so what? Ive got ppl in IRL encouraging me then ive got you saying I should just give up should I listen to you over them? Yeah I don't fink so. X

First for Space X rocket explodes and everyone on board dies

But why? What's good about it?

Wonder if jeff bezos rigged the rocket to get of rid of his woman

Imagine if it blew up and Katy Perry exploded like a firewoooorrrrk. Ha ha.

He probably genuinely thought about it

Here Robbie done u nd u phoned yir da

I reckon britfeel could build a rocket

anyone want to start a pedo hunting organisation with me?

Are you sure that's a good idea? I don't think you should desu.

Nice food. Nice weather. Nice people. Nice temples to visit. Muay Thai is cool. Low cost living compared to my salary so I have a nice apartment with a small gym and swimming pool up top.
Also, VERY easy to date if you are a normal looking western man with basic social skills.

Calm it doon boys

That's racist mate, jailed for life for even suggesting it.

Going to put my cock in chastity and wear a strapon and jerk off the strapon until I cum in my cage

Interesting. Enjoy mate, stay safe.

thoughts on this image that has just been seen by yourselves

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Going to put my cock in chastity and wear a strapon and jerk off the strapon until I cum in my cage

why would you want to do that

Not listening to ppl who got nothing byt negativity to add. Am away for shower nd crack on with the day so i can get a early night cus am going my group first thing tomoz early. Doesnt matter if I fail at least am trying. Thx x

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Pipe down you speccy bam

Balding fat nonce

cooorrr the balls on that top one, the other two have little mincey faggot balls in comparison

Ive got my mmy on my side ive got linda on my side nd this cord mong finks just enough snide remarks nd ill get too blackpilled nd go like that aye you know what it's over why even bother trying. Dnt make me laff.Youre irrelevant pal.x

Not a fan of successful normies posting here to be honest. Not because I'm jealous, I'm happy for them. However, they shouldn't be hanging about in safe spaces for dossers and layabouts giving it the biggun.

are you alright mate?

Feet are really swollen lads. Not sure what to do.

The same moron thinks he's influencing HHL into drinking doing coke and killing himself. Deluded fucking mong.

Just got up me, been bedrotting watching videos on me phone. Now having a wuppa. It Monday x

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Only nonces and queers move to Thailand to be honest.

Not me, I'm a based trannyshagger. Love me some Thai ladyboys.

Sorry lad but I've been posting here a long time, way before I was successful. Think I've earned my place here.

theres plenty of real women there too plus theyre all beautiful

I'm in their sad discord and they're constantly plotting against lads here. They have a little separate channel about plots against HHL, Crossmong, etc. It's sad as fuck.

Someone told me when they went to Thailand they had to hire a local woman/prozzie to live with them because the locals wont speak to foreigners

He implied he also shagging her constantly

Is this true or is this just an bullshit story to hide the tranny shagging?

Why would someone make up something so pathetic? Reckon it's true.

he's full of shite mate he was shagging that ladyboy probably taking it up his arse too

What kind of wuppa is the classic HHL style?

They have a little separate channel about plots against HHL, Crossmong, etc. It's sad as fuck.

Black Mirror vibes x

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Who is? Point out the boasts about a mixed race child

Simply do not believe you lad

to deflect from the tranny tourism id assume

I have a child. A mixed race child. That means I've already won at life.

Me?
Sprogless wagie

You're worldview is so warped. There's literally nothing wrong with a wife sexually satisfying her husband. It's completely normal in the vast majority of the world

Here you go lad, this post is a perfect example

Sprogless

W

wagie

L

Humanity doing cringe gimmicks like this instead of exploring the stars is why we're going to fail as a species. Starting to think the world would be better off if the Soviets won the Cold War tbqh.

ngl surprised they didnt get a mtf on there

tbqfh the more you look at them the more they all look like trannies kek

Told my mum that I don't want to leave it unsaid anymore. I fancy her. She acted like it was wrong for me to say it but she was clearly very flattered.

man asks jesus how to obtain salvation

jesus says keep the commandments

asks how to get treasures in heaven

jesus tells him to sell all his possessions and give the money to the poor

Nothing about believing in him, nothing about accepting him in your heart, nothing about believing in his resurrection, nothing about his atonement for sins.

How do christians square this circle exactly? It's straight from the horses mouth - keep the commandments and if you really want a nice afterlife sell everything and give the money to the poor. Says it right there, that's it. Nothing more, nothing less.

If I asked a christian today that would categorically NOT be the answer they give.

LNER azuma
Int it nice choo choo x

U mean apart from that its part od the commandments aka Matthew 22:36

no footage of katy perry in space
shits fake as fk

No one could be arsed to record it as no one wants to watch a bunch of gremlin bimbos do fuck all

That's just saying that loving god is the greatest of the commandments. Not saying anything about jesus being god, believing in his resurrection or accepting his atonement.

Face it, lad, the answers that jesus gave explicitly are simply not what christians practice today.

Why does that anon think it's zimmy criticising Christianity

Dollhouse drama.

Why does that anon think ruthmong makes every anti-woman post? Why does that anon think shippy makes every alizeepost? Why does that anon think sean make every oh aye post?

He's obsessed with his dollies and off his meds.

Why does deodorant smell like chemical piss?
I want to smell of roast chicken and thyme, i think that would complement my natural scent of BO

They are all mental cases

I like to scream into the void occasionally in the /letter/ thread about shit in my life and i get loads of mongs asking

"I-is this aimed at me???"

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They are all mental cases

oh aye

time to grow up and use scentless deodorant sticks

Id fink romans 5:8 nd john 10:30 nd ofc john 3 16 says all that but as well getting autistic about what exactly it says misses the point

What's stopping us from just grabbing a woman caveman style and going to town?

Why does anon think that Shippy isn't a legend?

What's stopping us from just grabbing a woman caveman style and going to town?

t. 30 year old balding incel

Kilt on matey

I'm 30 but I'm not balding and I'm not an incel. Love how you just reply to everyone with this shit patter.

Don't have that kind of confidence

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mongs been done in kek

t. 30 year old balding incel

Hafta head out soonish don't i

Yessir i do

have you seen this

Well Paul wrote Romans, and part of the point is that Paul has a very different idea of what brings salvation compared to what Jesus explicitly states.

John 10:30 the Greek is 'en' meaning one in action/purpose, not 'eis' which would mean one in being/person. John 3:16 is not Jesus talking, but rather the commentary of the writer of the gospel.

The Asian lad has the same hairline as me

You mongs arguing back and forth about christianity is genuinely so fucking boring. I'm falling asleep reading this drivel.

Banning myself frm posting here today,need to get ready for tomoz.xx

I didnt know Sean played with FIFA legend Ronaldinho.

having a cheeky wank to her cheeks

Sean got off with that guy one night.

You listen to the absolute shittest music there is, lad.

Secret lore: this is Sean's coke dealer, the one who runs rings around him kek

I put it on to find out if you're right, and you are. It's the worst music possible.

is that bald asian guy your mate?
is he really your coke dealer?

Only thing that lad deals is bananas in the Amazon rainforest.

Has Sean ever acknowledged this photo?

What is he meant to say?

Howling at this post outside 'lush' in Poole

"I confirm this is me and my spakka mates"

I was in the West End musical "Rock of Ages". Now I post here. Funny how life goes.

i was in a popular boyband back in the 90s

Ever been in SSM's CEX in Poole ?

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I've been on midlands today twice

I was thinking of going there today as I had a lot of time spare but haven't got the time now. I've been to it once before

T. Don't live in Poole

It's confirmed now that Snape is black in the new Harry Potter show. John Lithgow as Dumbledore (He's 78), Paul Whitehouse as Filch, Nick Frost as Hagrid and some nobodies as Quirrel and McGonagle.
This shit is gonna bomb so hard.

It's confirmed now that Snape is black in the new Harry Potter show

problem chuddy?

Yeah pretty much because his character isn't black and is described as being sickly white and pale. Therefore, this is just DEI casting. You probably agree with me but you're just baiting like a little chuddy.

Prefer an all white cast myself

Imagine being ballmogged by a tranny.

You never been ballmogged by a tranny? You should try it lad.

Corrrr! My Lady With a Sword pre-order has been sent early. Get in there.

Trannies generally have massive genitals

Prefer an all white cast

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What's weirder is in porn when the male star has some sort of weird uniball.

Yeah, the same race as him

watching porn is mong behaviour, grow up

Posting in /britfeel/ from Switzerland. Grim

do you want them to all have the same eye colour as described in the book too? where do you draw the line mate

Do you not know where you are. Us incels only have porn

Just saw a sovereign housing association van

Love porn, me. Mostly mid 00s porn. Modern porn the whores are too mogged.

Not fussed about eye colour

I draw the line at White/nom white

Mammy feet sexo

professional porn is the absolute worst
if youre going to be a mong and watch porn at least watch homemade

Black people can still be pale and sickly. Just means paler than they normally would be.

Hard to find good amateur nowadays, lad.

Agreed, for me it was late 00s to mid 10s. The absolute pinnacle of porn imo. Not that there isn't great porn being made right now, there absolutely is (ignore mongs who say that all modern porn is crap, they talking out their arse), but yeah the peak was late 00s to mid 10s.

Black people can't be pale. Are you mistaking pale with poo?

Even as a lil wanker, I never enjoyed professional porn. It's got to be among the most unsexy things. Just disgusting. Ergh

if you have a favourite era of porn or favourite pornstars youre a certified incel

Of course they can. If a black person's skin is paler than it normally is, then they're pale and sickly looking. You think black people can't get ill?

Roastie in the thread calling people incel

Yeah my favourites are

ashlynn brooke

stoya

evelyn claire

bree olsen

riley steele

jayden james

jynx maze

aria alexander

phwoar comfort x

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Poole is honestly lush. Corr. I'm in Dorset right now. I'm in Dorset

His book description doesn't matter mate they would be mad if he was made black either way

But he's described as white not a pale black. You cunt.

Who cares mate thought we all got over this after they made ghostbusters into women

So Alexis Texas teased a return, made two IR scenes and left the industry again?
Lame. Wanted her to stay for a good while.

I'm thinking oven wizza for din dins today. Keep it nice and wimple x

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What's the exact passage that says he's a "white man" or a "caucasian man"?

Dig it out for us lad.

The drivel compass is pointing towards Glasgow

not thinking about eating ealfy? what about a salad for today?

Well it was a bomb and people hated it and they haven't learned their lesson.

Roight den. Shall be sorting my health out now. Suffered enough for one life so I have.

Nice and simple? You're not even cooking it you mong

can't they get proper food in the care home

Rather be fat and happy la

Do you want to pay more, wagie?

Closing British Steels two furnaces would leave the UK as the only G7 country without the ability to make steel from scratch. Britains steelworks are anyway not entirely self-sufficient. They rely on imports of coal and iron ore from countries like Australia, Brazil, South Africa and Sweden. Nor were they self-sufficient in times of war.

If Britain wasn't an island by then we would be really fucked if attacked by a peer rival

Men do jobs that everyone benefits from.
Women do jobs that only women benefit from.

biggest incel take this thread

Hard life you have there lad

Fuck off you doomer cunt.

need Olivia to urinate on me x

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Where you holidaying lad

might quit this thread
just full of mongs and spackers

me bedroom lad x

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absolute ugly cunts the lot of you

You actually getting fat lad? Can we get a BMI check?

carehome spackertards

phwoar have to pause the wow grind soon as mumberg done dinner something mince with something

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Care home

XD

Care home
XD

Assisted living

XD

Assisted living
XD

People still play WOW? Wow...

turtle wow for me cant be arsed paying 15 quid a month

at least 80% of people in this thread are disabled

Helper rules the roost around here. He's king cock. Simple as.

clsssic anniversary Fren x

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corr ordered a nice little haul in the hmv sale yesterday the lad

He doesn't even have a cock

WHERE YAS THE HIGH STREET GONE MAN!

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How did you get Cuckoo Nest? The Cine edition was already sold out last week. Corrr.

wow hhl is very attractive

Carl is a little knob ed. Though I used to enjoy This Week in Stupid when I was 16

letting their husbands semi-rape them

Can't believe how cucked people are in this thread. The modern term I believe is 'maintenance sex'. It's what a wife is supposed to do

picked it up in my local branch

Oh right fair enough. Unfortunately I only buy online as my local branch is too far away. The 50 percent sale was ridiculous. They accidentally had some second sight stuff on the sale too before they caught it. I'm happy anyway I got some stuff I've been wanting for a while and didn't even realise Pocketful of Miracles was still in print.

it's illegal to generate images like this

I wasn't saying that it isn't a thing, or that it doesn't have at least some degree of societal utility. My point was that it's just not a very sensual or aesthetically appealing practice.

Western husbands will just go for months without sex and consider it completely normal. If after all this time they have an affair or see prostitues, they'll be seen as the bad guy.

Fucking creasing at this. Sean will probably wank to it.

Tragic to think of the kind of sad case that attacks HHL constantly. What motivates a mong like that? Very fragile ego I bet.

they don't call me the curly watts lookalike of York for nothing pal

Oven wizza is cooking. Oh aye.

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Any update on the oven wizza?

the curly watts lookalike

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It's just footmong. Helper lives rent free in his head.

this is true actually
should we file a police report?

Literally the opposite is true. The hormones shrink their dick and balls

Watching homemade is spiritual cuckoldry. Professional porn you know they're just doing a job. Homemade you're getting off to actual intimacy. Very sad

This is not even remotely true. No husband thinks this is normal and if it is happening then there are serious issues going on in the marriage and they're either addressing them with something like couples counselling/long talks together or they're headed for divorce. Part of what separates Western pair bonding/marriage traditions from non-Western ones is the focus on personal choice rather than arrangement for tribal alliances or business considerations. Of course those things did happen, but the emphasis was far more on two people simply liking each other. Part of liking each other is a genuine physical attraction, so we arrive at the understanding that sexual intimacy should ideally, and often is, based on a true sexual attraction. This is why imagining duty sex is so off-putting to Westerners because it implies that something has fundamentally gone wrong with the pair bonding process. Jeets and BAMEs don't give a shit about this sort of thing, they're closer to termites than people.

Why does the footmong hate the helper?

attacks HHL constantly

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My fucking parcel from America has gone to France for some reason. Fuckin ell. Im fucking fuming. How on earth has it gone to France and not the UK the daft cunts. Ive imported many items from the USA and this has never happened. Fuming.

Bullying your dolly and trying to make the dollies fight is it, princess?

wake up

instantly bomb a line of speed

It's over. Rachel Reeves make me suicidal. I'll spend the next 7 hours wanking, it's not fair

He commited suicide on rogan, it was crazy. I mean just mention that the strategic value of supporting israel is the suez canal trade route, the oil, and the poppy fields. You have legitamate reasons to cite for supporting israel instead of just having a weird struggle session.

Jeets and BAMEs don't give a shit about this sort of thing, they're closer to termites than people.

Pretty much. Oh aye

The damage control on twitter from all the grifting melts shilling his crappy books was funny

Corr? Me? Necking that wepperoni wizza and chippy wippies now. Life's better without the wooze and wrugs x

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JEETs are subhuman. They are humanoid filth.

no theyre lovely people mate

Absolutely not. They are like walking cockroaches but smellier.

Part of what separates Western pair bonding/marriage traditions from non-Western ones is the focus on personal choice rather than arrangement for tribal alliances or business considerations.

This is a relatively modern thing even in western marriages. That said, even within a pair bonding marriage, there are fluctuations and ultimately duty sex is still an important thing.

At it's very core, marriage is a contract with moral obligations on both sides. This notion that marriage is 'just what people do when they are attracted to each other' leads to gay marriage and abysmal birthrates.

Notice how as Paki/Jest marriages become more and more westernised their birthrates are falling off a cliff and barely better than wester birthrates these days

not you, just describing my routine for the past couple of weeks

You have legitamate reasons to cite for supporting israel

Indian men would rape their own mother if it meant immunity to trains.

thread trip to tokyo 2026

Corr? Me? Necking that wepperoni wizza and chippy wippies now.

proof?

Neighbours are arguing over their new fence and it just reminds me how petty people really are. Old cunts really have nothing else better to do than fued over a shitty garden fence. They'll probably get the council involved too because of course they will.

They'll be out there measuring boundaries soon

They tried to measure Sean's boundaries once but he doesn't have any.

doesn't it count as harassment after a point? mine report me whenever my back garden lawn grows past a knee height because it might attract wildlife (the horror!)

Already happened with Poley, SIC and another /britfeel/ anon this year

Report you to who? You live in some gay HOA or something?

You're entitled to have your grass as tall as you like. Next they'll be telling you to trim your pubes. World gone mad.

Garn have chippy wippies and beans today. Oh aye x

They've already done that lad, been going back and forth for a few days now. Been watching it unfold from the ol' boxroom window. We're neutral so not involved but personally I think the old boomers are in the wrong here. They're claiming the new fence overshadows their vegetable patch in the garden but that's not the neighbours problem, grow your shite in an allotment if that's the case. I think it boils down to simply these boomeroids have too much time on their hands and are getting worked up over nothing. Same cunts who likely spend all day commenting on Facebook and Daily Mail articles.

I mean somewhat, specifically controlling trade routes. Same reason the US wants greenland to control the arctic and the panama canal. Then there is the oil and the fact that since the US went off the gold standard the dollar is backed by a deal with the saudis to trade for oil exclusively in dollars and no other fiat. Then there are the poppy fields for controlling opioid production for our pharmaceutical companies. Other than those reasons they're a worthless net drain of an "ally"

Why won't HHL cook his own food?

Vocaroo it for us saddos to chuckle at

He's a narcissistic psychopath who has to keep the feeble LARP up or they'll take his bennies and kick him out the care home.

Japan seems boring, no drugs, very strict, they don't like foreigners, who here even has the money for it? In this hypothetical britfeel trip we'd be better off in Amsterdam. Cheaper and easier to get to. Infinite weed. We could all shag some prostitutes.

He doesn't need to.

Why won't he post his superior meals and non retard jeans?

He doesn't have the mental capacity to operate an oven or even a microwave

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Amsterdam doesn't like British tourists either and they have cracked down on all the fun stuff as of late. Not sure how easy it is to get stoned as a tourist now.

Jeez Sean really is a useless mong

Happy lovers
Back together
Oh, and I do feel proud
Happy lovers
Reunited
Oh, and I do feel proud now

I'm not the type to boast, as you know
Though it was me who brought them back together
He is so kind
And she is so clever
But they don't want me now
Hanging around

Happy lovers, at last
At last united
Happy lovers, at last
United

The last thing I care about when travelling is smoking and shagging some rancid old trafficked slavs.

Not saying Japan is any better mind. Who cares if they like foreigners though? Those bugs don't even like themselves

Lad has a micropenis but can't operate a microwave. It not right. To top it all off he looks like a lad who survived an oven at Auschwitz. No luck at all.

I have a better life than Sean

perhaps...
thailand?

You can't even go in certain bars and restaurants in Japan unless you're Jap.

everyone does, why would anyone here want to live in a care home

he looks like a lad who survived an oven at Auschwitz

Bust out laughing at this

Thailand, more like nonceland.

Then go to the ones you can go to.

wanked to that f1nnst3r vid again

Eats rustlers burger heated in a microwave

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You can't even go in certain bars and restaurants in Japan unless you're Jap.

thats a good thing
btw its mostly because you dont speak japanese

I dont desu, just got back from my dead end minimum wage and im absolutely knackered

Did he get railed and gaped? If not, sounds like you need higher standards

Single white man going to Thailand = Nonce.

trip to tokyo 2026

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survived an oven but can't use an oven

he got oven ptsd

Get into a taxi

Can you take me to X

Driving along

Where abouts is that?

Every fucking time these days

theres 10x more nonces in this country
show me one predator catching vid in thailand

He does though. He chooses not to because he doesn't need to. The place he lives is like a hotel.

I doubt that
Another mong

Mate Garry glitter went there to rape 9 year old.

Have you tried using uber mate?

Fairly sure that was vietnam

Single white men going to Thailand to have sex with a woman that looks like a 10 year old = Nonce

Learn to drive alizeemong.

Pretty good looking lad back in the day

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I like to ask people their reasons for going.

Oh, the "culture" is it? Do explain what it is about Thai "culture" that made you want to spend a lot of time and money to experience it. The food that you can get in any high street (with better hygiene standards)? The temples that you'll visit once and never again. Gonna ride an elephant maybe and attend a midnight beach party with 200 other brit and aussie tards?

Sure mate, just admit it's for third-world brown diseased bussy and cheap drugs

Fairy good looking

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I guarantee I've driven more than you

Likely. I only drive 15 miles a week

theres more culture in thailand than england

show me one predator catching vid in thailand

because they don't care about nonces

course they do mate
they execute them out there

Sean has the worst life here, other than Broadbridge

Ruthmong has the best life here, other than me

Helpers life is pretty good. Probably better than most here

I disagree there lad

Don't kid yourself mate, it must be awful living in a care home like that, I bet all the other lads are bonkers

I agree mate. He's going to die in that grotty care home

He doesn't have to interact with them if he doesn't want to. He's still got a lot more independence than many people living in their mum's spare bedroom.

Wizza has been necked. Was alright. Washing it down with some nice cold winger weer now.

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Wonder if there's many lads with Tourette's in the care home, wonder if they shout all night would keep me up that

all full up and had Oreo cookie ice cream for puddings garn play more Warcraft then go and watch new last if of us episode

making sure to keep you all up to date x

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HHL is middle aged and childless. His future is looking bleak

Had Oreo cookie ice cream

Proof?

youtube.com/watch?v=lxX_k4E8YNk

quirk chungus grows up watching yogscast

quirk chungus becomes a radical leftie theythem and joins the yogscast

quirk chungus makes the whole thing all about herself

very sad indeed

He can't operate a microwave

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Shut up about microwaves, it's more lush being served frozen pizza on a tray

Jealously here I sense. A womfy life in a womfy flat, meals cooked for him, no waging, films, TV, Fortnite, plenty of holidays, active social life, takeaways and spoons on the reg

Jealously here I sense. A womfy life in a womfy flat, meals cooked for him, no waging, films, TV, Fortnite, plenty of holidays, active social life, takeaways and spoons on the reg

Trip on Sean

Ever been to a care home? It's not a flat mate

Punching HHL as hard as possible in the back

served frozen pizza on a tray

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You've summed it up well there. He's got a decent life when you weigh it all up and they hate it.

How can you be claiming you're too retarded to use an oven but be allowed to come and go as you please, play football, go on the piss until the early hours, leave for more booze and drugs at 3am. It doesn't make sense.

It's not a flat.

And how do you stand there with a straight face while some careworker cooks you a frozen pizza.

He's able to live normally because of the support he receives there. If he had to leave, then his symptoms will come back. The support you're all saying he doesn't need is exactly what's making it look like he doesn't need it.

Pushing 'start' on a microwave is too complicated for Sean

What disability does he have anyway

You think he's just making it all up?

Indeed lad. Grim Indeed.

Low IQ. 4 points

He doesn't have one, not in any meaningful sense. He's grifting off a diagnosis of 'autism'.

You don't get put in a care home for having autism lad

It's obviously more than that.

Me? Linux of course. Love it.

britfeel logic: the lad on the right doesn't need the ramp because he can see just fine

Assisted living basically is a flat.

Sad fantasy that will never happen

If he can wheel himself up a ramp, he can wheel himself around a warehouse.

Lad

That's a woman though

If he can wheel himself up a ramp, he can wheel himself around a warehouse.

had a giggle at this 1

Trip on Sean yeah

That's a man. Women don't watch football unless it's for the attention of lads. Disabled people aren't interested in that.

Are those care homes for young disabled lads like old peoples homes?

I don't have a trip

Why is he wearing a skirt and women's shoes

He runs this thread. Everyone talking about him as he womfs about sipping winger weer

Of course you don't pal

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Looks like he's being e-bullied to me

They're going to vary but generally the younger people ones are much more about independence and living normally as much as possible

youtu.be/LRZ3mJLQZfE?feature=shared

He probably sits there giggling to himself

corr
just like tracy beaker

He sits there posting pro-HHL posts off trip

Have any of you taken psych meds like antidepressants etc?

I've been taking them but I think what they're doing is suppressing my true feelings

My true feelings being that I fucking despise my life situation and I need to immediately change it. The drugs push those feelings down though.

HHL, are you on any meds?

THE DRUGS DONT WERK
THEY JUST MAKE ME WORSE

Is this Ruthmong by any chance

HHL is a white paki

They are shit to be honest

I've been hoodwinked by doctors

No, I dunno who that is

SSM won
HHL won

Simple as

Broadbridge on a mad one today corr

anti social me x

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Loved watching Tracy Beaker me, all I remember is when she started that kitchen fire with the toaster

sometimes i wish that i were dead
cuz only the living
can feel the pain
x

Broadbridge is a pale, Snape-like paki.

it were brilliant

She didn't remain the same age? You're joking

Why didn't Tracy Beaker do a bricklaying apprenticeship?

Mammy is getting her wee boy back. It lovely.

Why didn't HHL do a bricklaying apprenticeship?

have to battle the wank demons tonight x

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Says she only 36 de lid

convinced I invented footlad day 1

Spam mong and Ship mong doing their dolly double teaming routine.

What did they win lad?

What did they lose?

Nothing. Was just trying to bait that other mong.

Why doesn't Shippy do a paedophile apprenticeship?

HHL lost a lot

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raycism

The dolly folder is open is it not

Audits theme

It sad x