/r9gay/ - Episode #2529

sandwich bf epic edition

Previously:

I knew all that I just meant more specifically.
I know I definitely want a brown floofy haired bf (although we are the same height which I feel a little awkward about)

I'd post a pic but I'd probably get banned.

aRe yOU bLonDe? or a ginger twink that works too.

Just wear big boots, problem solved.

I just want to be wanted by someone I like

tfw no love starved bf

I am blonde actually
My hair is a little darker than it was when I was a kid but yeah it's pretty light
I'm one'a them aryan folks that hitler guy was so fond of. Midwestern genes and all.

I think you mayhaps replied to the wrong individual?

let's fuck nigga

My hair is like dark ginger / medium brown kinda but I'm part hasidic so it makes sense.
Yea I did oops.

I thought Brad was like 170-180 cm I did not know he was a tall giant
It's okay, I forgive you.

Wait you are also part hispanic right?
I'm sure that's actually a pretty common combination I've just never heard of a hispanic jewish person before
Rare type of boy

I wish this brown retard didn't make threads

Yes but I don't like talking about it very much, plus I look very white and tall.

What do you want from me anyways?
Make it yourself next time nigger.

Meow and brad are my favorite posters and everyone shits on them all the time I don't get it
Am I missing something because of my autism? They seem fine.

I don't like Brad being so raycist

complains

doesn't make threads himself

Curious!

Sorry I just like datamining about guys in this thread and pretending one day I'll meet my perfect robot bf.
It's fun to pretend even for a few seconds.

you made the discord army angry

Well if you aren't ugly I'm single and ready to mingle. But for the meantime I'm an incel.
I'm sorry Mr.

Yeah you shouldn't be racist Brad it's bad you'll never get a bf if you're racist!

Meow where bf who is racist towards finns and hates me

Still hoping to encounter a brown hairy meatball bf in the wild

tfw no big dicked suomi dom top bf

Or you could make it without your retarded robot pic in the op and episode part you shitskin poopoo brain

Last got deleted and I guess I missed on a chance to get a lovely love-starved bf for the next year. I guess I'll have to confide in me company of existing half litre semi-sweet table bfs, a brandy bf, a brut bf, and an absinthe bf (he's literally a skullhead). And a block of cheese. I wish that problen could be shared, fuck everything.

voca.ro/1m1DmNx3Y5PV

youtube.com/watch?v=R3nLzHiVcdo

No really maybe I should get a drunktard bf? I have a lot of gifted stuff that I don't consume.

I'm still here hi.

Brads horse laugh makes me want to vomit and his voice is so unpleasant it hurt physically, I feel pity for his fbf

I like Brad's vocal range he sounds cute

I love absinthe I always hated licorice but then I tried absinthe and now I love licorice (I don't drink anymore but absinthe is the one drink I miss)

All finns have micropeens tho

no they're sexy nordic strongmen

I like meow, meow I'm sorry I said your ass was fat and gross, I didn't mean it I just wanted to fit in.

tfw no hairless prisongay dom verse bf

we should have simp olympics to see which one of us can eat meows dirty asshole the best

I'm gonna go to the gym right now, bye bye.

I've been training my whole life for this moment

Have fun!
I wish I had time to go to the gym
I need school to be over now so I don't have to spend 7 hours a day after work doing shit I hate

Lolmao
No sweat buddy
It's not dirty tho

i guees we should, he's to be a strongfat bf and probably his hands cant reach back there and he needs help cleaning his musky dark chubby ring and unwashed big cock and balls

just because you're a tranny doesn't mean other fins are as lame. they look cute and blond.

Die
I'm not a tranny and I see more finns daily than you will in your entire life

Hi. Sorry, where did we left off?
I hate the taste of alcohol, but absinthe is fun because it's the only drink that gets me from 0 to 100 in no time.

you just don't like twinks or blonds

My point is that you don't know what finnish people look like retard

i want to die by being crushed by your juicy ass and huffing your velvety taint helsinki whore

I live in sweden and see a lot of them actually retard

Cool but why
Clearly not if you think the average finn is a blonde twink lolmao

brad keeps unsuccessfully whoring himself out on lgbt

Sweedeanon should come over and colonize meow's finnish bussy like in the viking days.

I'm not a blonde twink (BLuE eYES???) so he's not interested lol

this is the only gay thread i use. actually, you are the only gay people ive ever talked to

cool but I don even know you

I live in sweden a

Byfrien?

Time for a dinner. You know, at a normal time everyone should have dinner (21:00-23:00). Good thing I'm not a dinnercel like those other boys

Is ruotsi gonna find his bii eff yay hur trevlig

Would you travel with your bf? Are you going abroad in this years? I wanna go to Turkey in June and have sunbathing and snorkeling, but it's feels sad being alone in a different coutry plus I'm not a blonde twink blue eyes bottom and wouldn't say I'm summer-ready.

Probably maybe not I might be too mentally ill and asocial and autistic and stupid and selfish and emotional and pathetic and apathetic and ugly and yeah.
Yea but I'd be scared to go travelling with a guy I met 1.5 months ago

so? i know you dont post anywhere else near me. if thats what you were worried about

I plan to do some roadtripping in the second half of this year, depending on how much time I can get off work. If I find a cute boy to do it with that would be great but for now I just plan to do some camping, get out in the woods and cook shit over a fire and sleep under the stars. I love being outdoors.

rain coming time to see if the drain really will hold together a bit or if it'll back up again. Pump ready just in case so the basement won't flood this time.

Copenhagen och seethenhagen min vaen

whoops hit the wrong post. i ate dinner at 1pm today

How important would it be for you that your fbf shares your taste in movies, music, anime, food, games and so on? I think it would be nice to have a bf I could share music and watch anime/tv shows/movies with.

Good luck Story! Ganbatte!

I wanna pump and flood story's fucking fat ass so hard his drain will be clogged for a week

I will be doing neither coping nor seething just crying and whining.

thank you.

at least buy me dinner first.

We don't have to share taste in everything but being able to game and watch good movies with my fbf would be nice. Some differences would encourage trying new things.

movies

i dont really watch movies

music

his taste would have to be really bad to be an issue

anime

im pretty flexible and knowledgeable

food

must have at least 99/100 overlap

games

i dont play any multiplayer games

It doesn't have to be every one of those things anon, just examples, it can be other things too...
See this anon gets it, wise and thoughtful answer, 15 goodboy points for you.

i have a little sunburn on my hands and its really itchy

You met someone? Congratulations anon! I don't think 1.5 months is that big of a date, but if my potential bf had a cleared schedule and we were together for like 5 months I'd plan something.
Do you like being outdoors alone? Is this a full camping trip for days or a week? I'm scared of the woods, but stargazing seems nice especially in August when there's a meteor shower going on and you can hear the birds chipring at night.
I don't think it's that important to me, it would be nice, but I'm ok with finding a common ground with fbf. I think it would be beneficial for both to get used to new things.

I just wanted to stop by and thank all of you gayboys for not being available to women and making it even harder for us straight guys.

I'm very autistic about certain things like food so there would need to be a strong overlap or else every meal would be miserable/expensive because we'd have to cook two meals at once. Everything else I'm fine with it being completely different as long as we can both be excited about the things we like. Nobody else I know likes Kamen Rider but I love gushing about Kamen Rider stuff to my sister because I get so excited when there's a new suit design and she is happy for me that I'm excited even if she's not really a Kamen Rider fan. I would like to see my fbf get excited about his interests too.

eeh? what other things are there?

I've never really been outdoors alone cause all my previous camping experiences had to be facilitated through boyscouts and stuff but I loved camping and I enjoy peace and quiet in solitude so I figure it would be nice. LIkely the actual camping would only be two or three days, a big part of the trip would be the roadtripping there and back. I've always gone on long roadtrips ever since I was a kid because my family is all across the country but my parents refused to fly anywhere, I've always loved watching scenery go by and I think it would be fun to share that with a fbf.

boring, annoying bpdwhores

I was refering to the fact that June is in 1.5 months (estimated.)

Tummy horts

Too much cum? Sad!

Also good answer, 18 goodboy points for you.
That's very sweet of you anon, you sound like a thoughtful and kind future bf to some lucky guy.
Not to be rude or anything but you gotta think for yourself anon. I'll give you a hint: there are other hobbies beside food media.

I care about movies a lot and see them as a bonding activity, so that one is exceptionally important. The rest I don't care that much about.
My crush would ask me to give him movies to watch and I was always so happy I could discuss them with him...

Very important. If we don't have enough in common it will be awkward lol. If he can't even be my friend how can he be my boyfriend?

Dinner should come later for logistical reasons lmao

That's nice me too although I don't have anyone to really watch movies so I don't watch that many. Maybe once a month... I don't enjoy it alone..
What kind of movies do you like anon? Serious ones? Comedy? Silly? Children's movies? Old classics? ||Adult ones? 0///0.||

those were hobbies!? why did everyone lie to me

Actually I already released some earlier today thank you very much. It's still too early for another session. I don't eat that tho, not everyone is like (you).

Not everything needs to be in common though, that's what I am asking, how much you want in common hobbies/taste wise.
Anon... I...

you need to take gas pills

Yeah is that because it all must go into your bussy you gross bottom whoroid puke ew

That's so cool, I maybe misremembering but my family and friends never once had me on a roadtrip followed by camping , let alone for days in the wilds. It sounds mesmering when you put it that way, enjoying the outdoors with bf in a serene environment, alone together but hopefully in a secure spot, not far from a lake.
Sorry, I didn't catch it, I hope you'll be getting a bf by that time tho.

Do you get really excited when you see discounted lavender and yell loudly in public?

I like weird arthouse shit. My favorite directors are Lars von Trier, Peter Greenaway, Yorgos Lanthimos before he became too normie... how about you?

I'm not even sure I'll have a job by that time so I doubt getting a bf by that point is possible.

oh yeah. i planted lavender in my herb garden. i still have a lot of space though what else should i plant

male heaving chest erotic

How important would it be for you

This is what you asked and it's what I answered

how much you want in common

I want it all and I want it Now
I'm not a bottom you're a bottom ewww gross. I'm not going to get boypregnant that's gross

Oh wow I never heard about any of those guys... But sounds interesting, could you tell me more about "weird arthouse shit"? Pretty please?
As for me I like a variety, but mostly movies with some sort of message or story heavy ones. My favourite I've seen have been La La Land and The Kid Detective but I haven't really seen enough movies to really chose my super duper favourite ones. I do like silly ones too though, comedy and children's movies that kind of thing.

Nuh uh you are the bottom here end pf story

Bunny anon? Bunnypedo?

You outbottom me and everyone here easily. You don't even like having your peen touched ewwwww so gay

Yeah that's a sign of nobility you dumb ape

Yes you have to have a job to buy a bf at the bf store baka filefag

Oh yeah? So are you ok with a servant touching it for you? We both know the answer so don't lie ewww bottom

Basil
Having a bunch of basil in my garden is my favorite :3

What are you babbling about stupid bottom whore you'd never understand

t. Noble whore meow
How much does one have to pay to get you to get down on all 4s? Oh wait you'd do it for free :P

I would never kneel for a man.

Yeah, you like to be pushed down lolmao

I don't like wearing boxer briefs because they feel uncomfortable, I'm a boxers only guy because I like having ventilation, but I want a bf who wears boxer briefs because they look so cute and comfy and soft and I want to see the outline of his bulge when he changes. Seeing a picture of a chubby guy in boxer briefs activated my neurons so hard.

No. I eould neverdo anything degrading for a stupid animal topoid scum.

which one should i grow?

Who do you think you're fooling miau

Italian basil is usually best for general use, I collect a bunch of leaves every so often and make pesto. If you're into stir fries though thai basil would be better, I don't know how to describe the difference in flavor but it's really nice and pairs well with sweet/spicy stuff.

Nobody it is the truth tii emm

4/14
onto bigger (uncut) and better things

Yawn boring liar

It's not a lie waaa...... I'm seriouse

You're not and you know it yawn bottom whore stinky bottom ewwwww

It's not really a job it's unpaid (it may lead to one tho) but I get some money from the government but it's not much, less than 500 dollars per month.

Pure projection. I would never bottom or even think about it.

Boring cope yawn

God all you fucking scandinavians getting stipends from the government
Some of us have to work for a living

Literally how prove that you're not just a projecting bottom slut I hate you
P much unless you're actually affluent. Also finns are not scandinavians you dumb cunt.

he isn't a professional leech

seething finn pretending he's not a member of the norway club

The entire world views you as scandinavian.

Because you posted about your gross bottom fantasies countless times and refer to yourself as a bottom fuck you fuck you fuck you lying troll waaaah

Not anyone with an IQ over 50. Scandinavian comes from a mountain range that's not a part of Finland. Finland is not a part of scandinavia, it's a part of the nordic countries.

is danemark scandinavian

Yeah, nordic and scandinavian are the same thing dumbass. Cope and seethe.

Nuh uh liar besides I am a bottom in a royal noble too good for stupid tops way unlike all the other bottom whores

Yes, they're all the same.

Only to people who know nothing about the matter.
Depends who you ask, it's often counted in. Unlike Finland.

You belong to other bottoms :O

Scandinavian just means swedish everyone knows this

No I hate other bottoms even more than tops I'd rather be ravaged by a stupid top animal than spend time with stupid bottom sluts

Lol. I'm also too good for any bf *sigh* it's so lonely at the top (you wouldn't get it, bottom of)

Fuck you I hate you hiss waa hiss

would you date brad

no he is annoying and stupid

Why not? Lets say your bf will take your hand tommorow and pleads to establish a serious connection with you for the next year. Then he'll insist on going on a trip to some warm country. Then, he'll tell you that the better deals to buy a tour package is to buy it way early. Then he'll say that f.e. a 10-day stay in a good resort in Egypt in March-April will cost around 1800 S, down to 800 S if you want more accessible yet costly and impressive options. Why not save up some money and enjoy the sun next year with that guy you'll meet soon?
I was wearing briefs my whole life up until 20s, now I'm mostly boxer (briefs). But yeah, I agree, man with some extra chub in 3 inch imseam swim trunks to show just enough leg and maybe a shirt haha sexo.

I would rather kill myself than date a mentally challenged spic

I'm never going to have sex because I'm too pure for that yay miau mwaaa nyehehehehe yay

Probably. We're both very autistic and have equally annoying special interests. Plus he sounds cute.

Wow same except unlike you I mean it

It's literally the opposite which is why it's so funny. Enjoy sharing your body with a topoid animal. I'll be staying pure and alone until my last bread yay.

If he didn't live in a different continent then probably. Not many people appreciate plastic figures as much as he.

my special interest is lavender legos

Who are the most bfable to least bfable namefags?

tfw no iwiwiwi bf

Can bunnypedo please stop posting walls

You're the bottom here tho I would never let a man touch my body much less fuck it

tfw no kiwi kiwi bf

How am I a bottom? You're just making baseless accusations as per usual

You're always projecting it on me that's how

I can't project your own words at you. It's just things that you said :/

Most bfable was bunny everyone else sucks

Liar I never said I want a man to push me around and treat me like a hole

What autistic interests do you have?

lavender

nah fuck that bitch

Yes you did you're just forgetting or lying again. It doesn't matter I'm purer yay

I did beat the shit out of them but I think somebody else finished them off.

Typical bottom cope yawn steely so boring and gay

good thread to have a filter

Weakling, sad!

For the record this dude is still replying for me. I think lavender is pretty neat but that's about it. My special interests are mostly Gundam and Kamen Rider and Power Rangers.

power rangers and gundam

we can work with that Anon.

sorry i dont want to read through 50-post reply chain arguments or look at the same avatar fag images every thread,
faggot

I'm not even gay tho but if I was I'd be a cool top

Yes I know you are a weak faggot no need to rub it in
Tops are never cool

Cooler than bottoms that take it up the ass lmao

for some reason it's always prisongays and trannies that ruin those threads

I would bf meow but he's a bottom so what would we even do? it's over already.

#notallbottoms besides it's better to take it up the ass than to be a top beast anyway
You could kill me you know

bottom were built to be each other's bottoms, it's the only way to date

noooo you have to lust over fat hairy furries or you're prisongay

90% of this thread would bf meow, get in line

That's debatable. What's not debatable is that it's cooler to have your dick sucked than to suck dick.

the righteous 10%

I don't wanna hurt you meow
I'd rather be shaped like meow so then I'd be desirable by tops instead of being a skinny bitch.

Not true
Average top beast opinion sucking dick is dominant and being dominant is cool so no
Aww why not also tops don't like chubby bottoms I don't think

my best friend og.floridaanon(may he rest in peace) at the tippy top of most bfable. every 202X namefag deep in the lowest garbage ditch of unbfable rotten sludge

why not

I don't wanna hurt anyone, esp another bottom

Why not bottoms are dumb whores especially me

ywn have a twink friend who will cheer you up when a date goes wrong by wearing girl clothes and letting you fuck his butt

no meow, you're NOT a whore, and I may be dumb but that doesn't mean it's ok to hurt someone like me!

sounds kinda bicurious to me

Die memegay scum

Meow boring yawn wehhh

Kindly kill yourself

you're the problem not me

Cope, do you have a single fact to back that up

I'm saying I will never have that. Telling me to kill myself for wanting it is just cruelty

come one pal, it's important to respect yourself! or else you'll end up like me :(

Better off dead
I like being a dumb bottom hole yay

Better off dead

why tho
I want a comforting bottom friend to support me in my attempts at finding a woman

Kill yourself you dumb cunt. Die

:(
straight men are the most persecuted class

sucking dick is dominant

-_-
Shut up meow

Kill yourself
No argument huh lolmao

the anon youre talking to has tried and failed to become a woman. possibly more than once. do you understand now?

Can't wait for my bf to assert his dominance by deepthoating my cock and swallowing the cum

Why lie? I've never wanted to be a woman and I've never done hrt.

sigh, I guess it's just every bottom's role to be a dumb hole, maybe someday one of us will rise up and be more but not today.

bottom trying to convince himself that sucking cock is dominant

wow that's hot
what a mindbroken slut

Yeah I'd wanna do that for my fbf too he has to know his place
It's mine for sure
It is though, are you stupid? I am not a slut. How is that mindbrok3n? Whattt

hes past his prime

Imagine ever having a prime

If you really wanna own him make sure to slurp on the balls

Yeah I'm a certified ball lover also not like he has a choice since I'm the one in control

tfw no bf to assert dominance over by holding his balls in my mouth

Very epic good job

I wouldn't fuck meow because I'm not a chad bottom and I think meow would need someone better if he's to date a bottom again.

Yay~ meow

Where bf waa
Fym again

Sorry, it must have been another robogay that talked about his nice bottomxbottom couple.

Yeah I've never been in a happy relationship

Your destiny: Finding a husband in 7 years

Probably not I'm too broken and wrong and scared and withdrawn

I mean you're probably better suited for it than at least half the cast of r9g.

Yeah but I can't do anything to find a bf and they won't magically come get me from my door

My bf just doesn't know he is my bf yet

I don't mean to sound like the brazilian caralho, but you'll get there when you're ready.

Why would I be ready ever I'm 25 what could change for the better to magically make me less mentally ill and knotted

which half am i in? tell me so i can plan my next move

I wish I could just stop being anxious and retarded

he goes to another school you wouldn't know him

me too, even being a less anxious retard would be an improvement

I don't know, maybe you'll be on your best behaviour long enough to attract a huzzie. The vision is unclear.
Yes.

It won't work out anyway I wanna kill myself

no. i need a real answer. this could change everything

Idc so I do I, but I saw a bf for me too before I catch the bus.
I need more input, I don't know you like that.

I'm tired of it all.

Too bored to fap I think but tummy feels better yay

My tummy hurts now wwwaaaaaa

crush got a bf

haha

Maybe you have too much cummies yaymeow

i thought you had special powers

BPD gremlin with hobbit feet

No.

I wish I could fall in love with a fat e-boy and then find out I was getting catfished and have my heart crushed

Motherfucker you have no idea how bad I need that exact person
I love hobbits

I've had 0 cum today so no
Hey that's me irl yay

Meow doesn't have hobbit feet that would be bunnymutt, his ex bf

How do normgroids find the energy to have active social lives on top of countless duties and activities? It seems to come naturally to them somehow.

For an autist, it is of utmost importance that his future boyfriend be a perfect clone of all his tastes in media

Tried meds before?

The world has changed but so did I. None of it is good.

It smells like sex in here

I worked out, got groceries, and toy hunted. nothing of note sadly. I'm beat up but overall a productive day.

I need a bf to motivate me to get out more.

When you have a group of people you like, aka friends, doing things together stops being emotionally draining and becomes rewarding instead.
Running errands is always a bore though, even for normies.

You toy hunt, but you never bf hunt

I don't know being around people drains my energy even if it's people I like. I just prefer to be by myself and do things I like alone.

I'm lonely where some 1 love me waa

Our blaggot is not doing so well :(

you 100% sure about that?

Is it so crazy?

I'm not lonely where someone to argue with me because I'm bored (bots need not apply)

I like the McMeow edit more

even if it's people I like

Was there ever one person in real life that you liked hanging out with and spending time together, even for a little while?

Yes hue we all know how cute meow looks. Stop self owning ad have sex.

Sorry I don't argue with gay retards, waste of time

It's surprising you don't have a bf if your standards are that low

not fat

not ugly

low standards my ass

Buying toys as an adult? A little bit.
Saying you want a bf but never actually looking for one? Yeah that too.

Few friends are ok but after 30 minutes or so I start thinking what else I could be doing and I just want to be left alone so I can focus on that

not fat

Oh I get it, you're blind

apparently they don't have toys in brazil

if you think that's fat you're actually retarded

Looking like that

not ugly

Like I said, low standards. Which is a good thing, actually. It makes it easier to find a bf

This is a thread to orbit meow and fall for the same shitty bot bait all day lmao

His face is round like a pancake, I imagine his belly protrudes forward as his ass recoil inwards

replying to you

for the third time

because I'm hue

hue hue hue

You always say this but never back it uo it's kinda weak yawn
Total simp death

yeah, looks pretty bad. i guess its time to escape /r9gay/ forever. i will always remember the goodtimes

My face is naturally round yes but if you think that's round like a pancake ypu're actually just blind

What do you guys think of cosplay?

Back up with what? If you think that face is attractive I'm actually happy for you because you will have so many options in the dating scene, since you're not vain and shallow as to only appreciate beautiful faces. It's like everyone got a chance with you

I just don't think I'm ugly and yeah, you have nothing to back your words up with because I look very average. You just call me ugly because I'm not super manly.

All I can remember is you calling yourself fat multiple times and saying you're on a weight loss journey

I am chubby yes but not like I'm obese

Not gonna lie, having zero friends is for depression what gasoline is for a fire

These threads are so bad I'm reconsidering my sexual orientation

Chubby, right. That means fat. I never said you were obese. Don't get angry at me, direct this rage towards the scale and lift harder

I wanna become straight desu

You're reconsidering your sexuality ever since you realized you were gay. In fact you never really embraced or accepted it, that's why you're single and here

No, it means chubby. My face would be just as round if I was 5-10kgs lighter.

darling, everyone wants that. But since you can't have it, you gotta make due with the cards life dealt you

Have you tried having hobbies? I play guitar, draw and write when I want to be productive and game when I need to relax. I also go to the gym 3 times a week and walk home from work every day. I just don't need other people. I do have a dog which is nice.

i dont really like cosplay, but i like some cosplay ideas

Ok but please don't respond to hue. You deserve better

Probably yeah but there isn't much I can do about it
It's so hard for me to maintain friendships even if I do meet someone I like it takes so much energy to keep texting them all the time and making plans and I just become miserable over time

I don't wanna be straight I like men so much yay

I think cosplay is hot and need a cute twink to cosplay for me

should i watch gay porn or do something useful with myself for once

I don't reply to our monkey friend
i can do this but I'll top you in it sadly

Sorry, I thought you were the guy complimenting meow, not the feline himself.
Well good for you that you don't think you're ugly. Self confidence and self esteem are very important to the game. I'd say you need to go one step further and find yourself genuinely handsome and hot so you can exude that confident energy, it's very attractive.
But in all seriousness, lose weight and you'll look better, fatty

Whatever you do just don't reply to huebot

You sound hot and chemically balanced. I find it hard to even get out of bed due to severe depression born of inceldom after several failed relationships.

there is literally nothing you could do right now thats useful

Meow is so cute and he looks the perfect weight and its so exhausting listening to people trying to pretend he's not because they're jealous

Imagine getting called ugly for being a cute feminine guy by some bearded hairy disgusting man

I play guitar

You should use that for attracting a bf. Everyone loves a guy who can play an instrument

Tops should be killed 666 total topoid death now
I'm ugly and even if I wasn't it wouldn't natter because I'm too mentally ill for a relationship or to even try dating again so why bother I should just kill myself

im thinking about doing some schoolwork or studying stuff for a driving test but maybe not. im gonna go to bed in an hour

My little brother can play guitar and he's so much cooler than me in every way

just don't need other people

And yet you are here, precisely to be around others, or the closest thing you can manage.
Don't lie to yourself like that. You need friends just like you need a bf. Not everyone needs those, but you in particular do

meow is so hot even bottoms here want to get a piece. only some jealous bottoms don't like him. he is a god among men.

feminine= cute

Masculine= disgusting

Watch out, there's a tranny chaser in the house. Hide your panties

Your little brother doesn't reply to hue he is infinitely cooler than you

you should be able to finish studying for a driving test in about an hour i think

Simp alert pii paa

we need more masculine men around. i need more masculine men around. around me. pls

You don't have to compare yourself to others like that. All you need is to compare the version of you who doesn't play an instrument, and the current version of you that does. And this musical version of you is much more attractive to others.
You should ask your brother for help to make you look cooler

its a 20 hour online course i have to do so that i can be able to drive on my own sooner. its cringe

Anon, E relationships don't count

Let me axe you something: why aren't you having sex? Why are you wasting your time talking with chadbots when you could be having sex? You know he can spend hours of his time staring at the screen typing same posts all da because he doesn't value his time (he is a bot) and replies multiple times (despite captcha and cool down because he has no life)?
You could just have sex instead. Sex sex sex

Didn't you just say you were average? Now you're ugly again? What happened?
Your whining teenage suicidal bullshit is so boring, dude. It's clear that you get off to self pity. Like you pity yourself so goddamn much, holy moly you're like a victim of the universe, you feel sorry for yourself
Not gonna lie, it's hard to get out of that mental state. It takes friends.

When you're finally licensed, you will have one less excuse to look for a bf but knowing you like I do, you gonna come up with something else

yeah that sounds really dumb. cant believe someone got paid because of this

I am objectively average I feel ugly and it's not a pity party I just feel suicidal meow

Friends don't make one less lonely because nobody is safe

What happened meow? Ngl I think your shtick of telling people to get bfs all day is getting old. But must be so hard to get over your shitposting addiction, it takes friends!

stop being biphobic

You have to decide if I'm a bot or a loser with no life, it can't be both

he can't bf someone who doesn't like lavender you wouldn't get it

i paid 500 dollars to do this but im also gonna have 10 hours in a real car with someone teaching me after so its ok

I don't understand bllllaaaa

i dont think im whoever you think i am but you are 100% right

Sometimes I forget you only date clones

How do you know when you don't have friends (now you say "but but I have friends Sneed" and I go "stop lying to yourself" and we go back and forth until you go to sleep). You're so ugly that you have hundreds of simps patiently waiting for crumb of meowussy

the real car practice is worth it, yeah. i dont even know what the online course is

But nobody who loves me irl touche

I met one of them IRL but it took years

Kill yourself prison binigger, this general is not for you anyway

Friends don't make one less lonely

Objectively false. Friends are everything. Friends as in people you really like and is safe around.
You don't feel ugly, you are ugly. But that's okay, you can date an ugly boyfriend. It's not what you dreamed of but it's better than nothing

dating someone with similar interests is bad

Oh wait it's the Brazil gutter filth

I am not ugly though. I'm just not your type and you're too sociopathic to understand the difference.

How am I a binigger for liking cute boys?

And it didn't work. You know why? Because e relationships don't work. You just wasted years on a fruitless endeavor, and now he's just another ghost in your growing list of failed e relationships.
I hope you learned the lesson and are now ready to tackle real life dating

i thought you were special

Such a cop out. Whatever, yea I had to finish my dinner and I see you with bf in like 3.5 years. Good luck.

acknowledginf hue exists isn't bad

Also I don't feel safe arpund anyone which is why my friends don't make me less lonely

Where are you from and how old are you if I may ask?

Refusing to date anyone who isn't a perfect reflection of your tastes in media with 99,9% accuracy

Surprised when no one is a match

And it didn't work? Silly Aon don't you know irl relationships have 100% success rate *scoffs* how stupid are you. Whenever your e relationship fails it's because you got ghosted and that's how it works (ignore when it doesn't happens because thats lies lies lies) but whenever your grindr date ghosts you after sex it's a life experience that makes you better or something. Have sex incel

How can anyone browse this thread with the disgusting monkey around? I'm trying but he's impossible to tolerate.

My prefences are very low

don't be a favela monkey

Dressed as girls

Maybe you're just a pedo who likes neoteny, who knows

you gave me 3 cop outs in a row

Still single

Gee anon this isn't working

I just want to love someone why does it have to be so complicated

Irl relationships have a greater success rate that online for sure. At least in real life you can see it's not working out soon enough, instead of wasting 5 years talking to an anonymous ghost, only to meet up and find out you're not compatible after all that time

whenever your grindr date ghosts you after sex

It's your fault for having sex with someone on the first date you little slut

Dressing like a girl doesn't make one pedo you dumb brownoid. Bodyhair is gross and we will evolve past it one day.

So tired
Wish I had a bf to rest my head on their lap and just forget all the shit I have to do this week

its useless really but i have to pass it for some reason

Is it better to be ghosted after the first date or after years of emotional investment?

Have you tried having sex? No? Oh honey you go girl slay queen sex

I should sleep but last night I had a nightmare where I was molested and I don't wanna

*Pisses on you*
No talking about that stuff you're just baiting huereplies. Look what you did! Now your bf will have to date a pisswhore

Dressed like girls, the body of pubescence , it's just too many red flags in one post. Bye pedo. No bf for you

I'm too broken to have sex

I shouldn't sleep but last night I had a nightmare where I was molested and I can't wait

Dressing like a girl doesn't make one

Bodyhair is gross

we got it you're a bipedo and you only attracted to prepubescen boy, you can stop proving it

Love is extremely complicated but let's be honest for one minute here
What have you tried so far in the love department?

Have you tried beep boop sex? Consider trying it or I will make up to 5 greentext responses to you

My best and it wasn't enough meow

if my bf wont dress up as bluebau every once in a while im not sure i really want a bf

don't feel safe arpund anyone

Sounds like you don't have any real friends to begin with.

Idgi meow blaa gloo
I guess so not like I can get better ones

Don't be silly. Sex? Who said anything about sex? Don't skip steps. First things first. Are you too broken to have a date irl?

What do you want me to say? You are better than some. Your boyfriend will be in mad love with you. Yes you will have one soon. What the fuck do you want from me?

Should've had sex instead loser meow
Wait patiently 4 more replies incoming

Yes.
I can't and that's that

You hardly tried your best. You hardly tried anything at all. It's been years since the last time you tried something in that department. You simply gave up.
You can do better than that

Sex? Who said anything about sex. Have you ever been on a date? Have sex eventually but sex date sex date beep boop.

WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO TALK ABOUT THEN
HE WON'T LEAVE AND I'M LONELY

That was my best. Mental illness makes people less cabable of doing things.
Okay

better than some? okay. sorry, anon...

I know your frustration makes you want to get back at me somehow and you think replying parodies of my rhetoric is the only way, but you're just making the thread worse for everyone because it's like we have double the amount of shitposters.

TALK ABOUT ANYTHING NON BF RELATED YOU STOPPID DROPLING RETARD AND STOP MAKING THE THREAD WORSE FOR THE REST OF US

MOTHERFUCKER THIS IS THE GAY INCEL THREAD THAT'S ALL WE TALK ABOUT
DO YOU WANT ME TO BLOGPOST???

Rakkaus on kuolemaa kylmempi - kuoliaaksi uupunut

It's not ok. Meow sex. Meow is sex. Have sex meowcel

not like I can get better ones

Of course you can, silly. You need other gay friends. You're probably as picky with your friends as you are with boyfriends

YES BLOGPOST ABOUT YOUR DAY ITS BETTER THAN BAITING BOT REPLIES YOU SUBHUMAN MOUTHBREATHER

No
How? Nobody is reliable and safe and nobody makes me feel relaxed and happy.

You're not too broken to date, you've did it before, you can do it again
Remember when you stopped taking your meds because you thought things that were the opposite of the truth?
Your mind is your own worst enemy, it makes you think there's no way out when you're already outside

You can find better friends if you move back with your parents and start having sex

I'm too tired now. It's pointless to waste energy and time on dating when it will lead nowhere because I'm schizophrenic and autistic

I'll be quick. Ate a block of hard parmesan. Drank half of bottle of vodka. Tummy feels butterflies haha. Wish I had a bf and was a chad instead of having dull precognitive abilitties. Sleepy with no bf now. Won't get a bf until I'm 30 probably which suxx.

la luz estinguido na favela de sopa de macaco is esta here now

Fuck. Time to go. Love most robots here and want you to be feel happy.
Yes you are, stop being so hard on yourself and sulking in bf plans.

No, that wasn't your best. Mental illness makes you think you can't achieve your full potential but you can. You just think you can't. It's self sabotaging and depression

You know who is reliable? Sex. Sex is always there for you. Just embrace the sex.

If my mind is limiting me then it is my best you dumb cunt I can't magically gain energy I don't have

Waaah waaah were bf bloo gloo *poops all over your post*

Can't you talk to the guys on the dating apps for a change?

Meow I'm tired to death

You say that as you make the thread worse with this very post. Stop trying to police other people's posts

Worst posters list (updated)
1. Meow
2. Stacy femboy bottom
3. Hue
4. Brad
5. 3ds
6. Lavenderfag
7. Simps

SEX WITH HYPERSEXUAL PENISED BRAZILIAN TWUNK

Yay I'm winning

Give me the tldr on stacy femboy bottom

Nobody is reliable and safe and nobody makes me feel relaxed and happy.

That reads an awful lot like "everyone else is the problem" when the problem is just you.
All you do is shitpost, that's why you don't have time for friends and boyfriend

Not too tired to reply to hue ergo not too tired to have SEX

Hey I'm off the worst posters list for once. I know I'll be back on it soon though.

Dude shut the fuck up I was barely posting this month, yet somehow only when I feel like I want to ask how everyone has been instead of leaving a message only the you come out, obsessed cretinoid.

I can't because I'm not a chad bottom because I'm a subhuman attention starved retard because I hate myself and my multiple properties and cuddle partners

No It's not. It's just a delusion. You can overcome it with the right amount of meds + going out to date

We've been over this already. I'm mentally ill and emotionally very deeply dysfunctional. Me being the problem doesn't mean I don't feel like I say I do. It's just something meaningless to stroke your ego.
Nobody to sexo

Man I love this list every time I'm on it I have a different name

That's the spirit fighto

If you like drinking so much you should invite a guy to drink with you, it's a perfect premise for a first date

No I can't. No amount of meds will help.

He has multiple properties and sex partners?

WHO EVEN ARE YOU FAGGOTO

He's right tho and it's always about properties, and only have one house now btw.

You're just being hopeless and defeatist. It's not pointless to try, never. I know you're tired, you waste all your energy on this place

just cuddlr partners it's totally different but yes he is a landlordchad

Cute silly chad bottom, papi :3

Why do you hate yourself so much, little bottom?

You mean the subhuman troll who has nothing to contribute except reply to bait or bait others? Yes you're a shitstain that belongs on the list lol

I don't have any energy to begin with. I have schizophrenia.

You have energy to shitpost here, let's make that clear. Everyday. Almost all the time.
Imagine if you took a tiny portion of that energy and put it towards dating

Why don't you turn your cuddle partner into a full blown boyfriend?

Whining about bf isn't tiring. Dating is insurmountable. Hope this helps

So am I but I'm too autistic (diagnosed) and clinically depressed to put effort into meeting potential partners by leveraging it (it is my sole asset apart from my excessive hoarded humanities knowledge and academic achievements. I have 0 charisma and i'm too depressed/lacking in willpower to put effort into my body or appearance while single), especially because the last guy I tried to date by doing so was a Turk who predictably scammed me.

That's not true. Remember when you quit the meds and things got worse? That means meds can help you. It's clear that your prescription needs to be optimized

Imagine if I took the portion of time I waste here talking to faceless anons to help real life LGBT charities? Of course I'm not going to do that because I'm a bot hahahahaahahhaa I like being here and getting reactions from you guys

You use your mental illness as a shield like no one else. I can see you are dysfunctional, but being alone is making you worse with time

Things didn't get worse, we've been over this. Things did get better when I started the meds but I'm still too anxious and tired and broken to date.

I hate myself to much to date

Wow real problems right there I feel so bad now

Did you escape your extermination camp without learning how to read first? I always have stuff to yap about, you're just a mentally disfigured pavlovian dog with a hate boner for me I LEET myself be known. I don't repeat it all the time, just when I'm silly and want some attention, yes :3 btw I don't have multiple cuddle partners (whatever the fuck that means), barely one and there's nothing romantic, and my little home will be getting renovated till July, seethe now :3.

Being alone is not my choice. There is nobody who would make me feel less so.

I'm tall and not objectively not ugly but prisongays won't fuck me

I feel so bad I'm crying

Because he's straight, not that kind of straight that robotfujoshibot wants to fall in love with.

What makes you think I don't help out real queer people? Unlike you, I vote for them

was a Turk who predictably scammed me

Did he at least played any games with you?

Whining about bf isn't tiring

It literally drains the little stamina you have. I know you're addicted to it, but it's not good for you even if you think it pleasurable. It's like crack

desu i voted for partial lgbtq2ia+ extermination

And you wonder why you don't have a bf

Not how it Works but okay

You shouldn't leverage your wealth and property to date people, that's a bad idea that will only attract the worst of the worst, those only interested in scamming you.

ive never wondered that

Let's treat that depression, anon. Let's optimize your prescription. It's a disease like any other, and you need a little help

partial

Like you wouldn't be included in that partial.
No bf for you. You don't deserve it anymore. I hope you like the tariffs though

I can't because I'm not chad because I'm not chad (this is the height of comedy)

It's because you hate yourself first and foremost, and some of that hate ricochets and hurts others, unfortunately. But you're the biggest loser for sure

Your black bff is moving on, do you feel sad?

He kept me sane even while scamming me by giving me the illusion of companionship and hope for the future, which encouraged me to strive to better myself and be less depressive.

Presently every goal I can set for my life and every pleasant experience I can potentially pursue seems meaningless without a significant other to share them with. I need a man to function, I've never in my life been mentally healthy while outside of a relationship. I can't convince myself to take care of my appearance or chase opportunities to optimize my future prospects without a man by my side.

I can't leverage my personality or my looks and my biology conditions me to not be attracted to extremely low quality men like me lookswise.

No Chrona is my comfort character and I hate the poster deeply

try simping for meow more, really scrub his fat unwashed trannyhole and maybe you'll feel better

It is how it works. Imagine you didn't shitpost for a few days (something you haven't done in years). All this energy would be accumulated to a point where you have to spend it somewhere else. I know you would probably waste it indulging in your next useless hobby, but if you cut those out too, eventually you're left with nothing to do but self improvement. And dating

He's straight and you two cuddle? How does that work out

Meow is too feminine for me, and also too low IQ. Being dumb can be hot if it's thugcoded but you need to be masculine for that.

Home from another lovely day of wage slaving.
Who will be the fbf on the left of pic related to do
this to me? Find out never on the next episode of
r9gay Z *epic guitar solo*

I'd say you're a perfect partner but I'm not a chad bottom to fall for people that easily.

Okay I'll stop my hobbies and posting and just lay in bed depressed I'm sure it will make me healthy

Things didn't get worse

Things got better

Your denial is astounding. How did things didn't get worse, you were literally having worse hallucinations and deliriums and memory loss, which subsided when you resumed the treatment. Please anon, don't be so blind.
The medication clearly helped you, and it can help you even further if you optimize it

why would i be included? im a very good boy. tarrifs wont affect me, but the hysteria is pretty funny

That's not true though. I started taking the meds because I got diagnosed, not because my symptoms were worse. I have had memory problems since I was a child.

and just lay in bed depressed

Don't you see it? As time passes, you would feel this uncontrollable urge to do something, to pass time, to appease your appetite, to slay tbe boredom.
That's the pent up energy we're talking about. You call it anxiety probably. And you go and waste all of it with childish hobbies and shitposting when it should go towards dating

Ah yes I use my very limited energy on things that make me feel better instead of things that make me feel worse for no benefits. How dare I exist.

I started taking the meds because I got diagnosed

And how exactly were you diagnosed with schizophrenia without any symptoms of it, darling? You told us you were schizo even before being "officially" diagnosed, so clearly there were tell tale signs.
How on earth stopping antipsychotic medications triggered psychotic symptoms, and resuming that medication makes those symptoms go away?
You're not being honest about this, dude. You're speaking like the meds caused you problems, when they actually saved whatever little sanity you have left.
You're telling us that your doctor slapped a diagnosis on you even though you had zero schizophrenic symptoms? That's a malpractice lawsuit right there, if it wasn't just another lie

Why would I, the mentally ill LGBT autist who spend my days shitposting in degenerate websites, ever be included in a purge against neurodivergent individuals?

Bf status: undeserving

Sodomites will burn in hell for eternity

You faggots are abominations and insult to God himself

tarrifs wont affect me

Economic education: missing.
Let me guess. Mommy buys all your food. Whatever affects her wil affect you too silly

Because that's the conclusion the doctor who did my autism evaluation came to. You don't know me and you don't listen to what I say so don't tell me what's real and what's not. I had a bad psychotic break years ago and I have a ton of the negative symptoms which is why I got the diagnosis

Most people who have ever lived will be there. We would all die of boredom in heaven

Because that's the conclusion the doctor who did my autism evaluation came

And how the hell do you think a doctor came to the conclusion that you had schizophrenia, genius?
You think he came to that conclusion despite you showing 0 signs or symptoms of the disease?
You think you would have developed psychotic symptoms after quitting the medication if you didn't have the disease?

The symptoms came before the medication retard learn to read please

If you were true Christians you would not be
saying such harsh things to anyone nya~

things that make me feel better

You're not feeling any better on the long run, quite the contrary.
It's like I'm talking to a crackhead convincing him to spend the little money he has on food instead of crack. You're incapable of seeing the bigger picture here.
The things that make you feel "worse" momentarily, will benefit you in the long run. The exact opposite of your shitposting habit.

meaningless without a significant other to share them with

Then go after one, dude. Be a sugar daddy if you want it so bad

No, reading books and drawing and painting and going on walks etc. Do make me feel better both now and in the long run actually

I mean it's doesn't happen very often, but he's a nice guy and I understand him because we share the sign and we're both were touchy and huggy and stuff (which is not good because I developed a crush on him for some time) and kinda carried on because he started cuddling me when we had sleepovers and had to crush each other's places for several days or weeks even lol.

not going to happen. to me :D
mom is a high earner, but also im extremely low maintenance. either way lets wait and see. it should be any month now
that doesnt make any sense

You are so inconsistent, all because you don't want to admit I'm right.
In 10 minutes you went from:

Things didn't get worse (when I quit the meds)

Things got better after I took the meds

I didn't start taking meds because of worsening symptoms, but because of a diagnosis

I had a bad psychotic break and tons of negative symptoms

The symptoms came before the medication

So, in the end, we're back at square one:
You had symptoms, worsening symptoms. You got the meds. You got better. You stopped the meds, things got worse. You got back to the meds, you got better again.
Jesus dude your stubbornness is something to be studied

After my experience getting scammed I'm apprehensive and feel hopeless. I'd rather get a passably decent looking masculine guy from here, who can perhaps tolerate my autism and find my personality agreeable enough if it's at all possible. It's probably not, but an ideal scenario would involve finding another European and meeting within 6 months to 1 year max. I'm 27 and want to get married ASAP. Perhaps desperation can be the element that forces compatibility and mutual interpersonal investment into effect, which are the ingredients of bonding on which love relies.

was that from the bible, or did the pope say it on twitter?

You're not doing any of those most of the time. You're shitposting here most of the time. You won't admit this but it's true. I don't have a single recollection of being here and not replying to you, you are omnipresent in this thread.
So clearly reading books going on walks and painting isn't the problem. But shitposting here is definitely part of the problem. And it's where you dump most of your energy and free time

eating my pasta with chopsticks because i don't wanna wash a fork

To quit them I had to eat them first. Your timeline is otherwise correct but things didn't get worse when I quit the meds. The dosage was off and that's why they worked better when I started them again.

It's only valid if it's in the jew lore

With the same rule you judge, ye will be judged.
How come you are worried about the speck of dust in your brother's eye, when there's a plank in your eye?

why do you own chopsticks

I only post here because I'm lonely and I'm too tired to do anything ekse rn. It's 4:41 AM.

Not him but I own a set of five fancy pairs of chopsticks, I got them for christmas :3 They're very fun to use.

I ordered takeout once and they gaveme chopstiucks
also im drunk