What would you do if you had a death note?
What would you do if you had a death note?
pray 2 god & ask em WTF LOL?
i would sudoku myself instantly and painlessly
Write IRS, DEA, FBI, CIA, and Federal Reserve
Annudah shoah
id write "john smith" in it and see how many people die
0 because you never actually watched or read death note to know how it works
pic unrelated plus the head of it of course
the death note has a rule specifically made to prevent that, you need to picture in your mind the face of the person you want to kill or else it won't work.
Kill every world leader except for one random one so everyone blames him for it.
write the name of every billionaire alive
Control their actions to make them donate all their money to the poor
Write the name of every world leader and make them write an unanimous manifesto saying whoever their successor is, if they don't stop all wars that country is involved in, they will die too
don't use it and can't trust it in someone else's hands
live on an apple orchard so Ryuk doesn't get bored and kill me
Get sniped
Oops, you weren't immortal. Enjoy being a shinigami
Have girls publish their nudes on the internet then die of a STD or something.
get rid of all the worlds jews
Cut a hole in it and stick my willy in it.
"If I had a Death Note, I would write my name on every page"
Write my own name but mispelled but while picturing my own face and see if it works or not
billions alone and frame one guy for it for the lulz
touch it so i have a little buddy with me and not use it after that
The FDA!!
I'm immediately killing
1. Anthony Albanese (funny)
2. Jack Doherty
3. Jake Paul
4. My rapist
The same thing Light did, except don't be a moron about it and bite L's and later Near's obvious bait.
You entertained the Shinigami and gave him atale for eterinty.
You're the one that gets to live.
Money: set up a bullshit "business consulting" company and have an old billionaire buy it before dying from old age.
Pussy: have a few less known OF whores come to my newly bought mansion and be my sex slaves for 23 days. Then they leave and all of them die when their car crashes.
Lulz: Elon Musk's self driving Tesla malfunctions and crashes at high speed. It bursts into flames and he slowly burns to death inside as the door locks don't open.
grabs pen
opens book
"NIGGERS"
any more dumb questions?
I'm not legally allowed to say it
Get rid of politicians one by one. Their political party and affiliation means nothing, they all have to go. In minecraft.
I've drafted a 'will', of sorts. Not that I have shit to bequeath, as a NEET.
oh no anon you can't say that, only they can get rid of persons in extraneous circumstances, not you
grab pen
open it
write names of all the people who talked shit about me or annoyed me in the past
write every fucking glowie I could find.
probably a few annoying influencers
now we wait
a bunch of people you personally knew suddenly die
you gon git busted
Mohammed
Mahmud
Rajesh
Ching Chong
What are you talking about, the death note doesn't leave any traces. I could do all that and get away with it.
If you purposefully misspell a name more than 4 times, you die
If the Shinigami gets bored he will kill you
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?? there's more than 1 gender in shinigami land
Suddenly gets rich
Every whore that he fucked died
The cops are onto you, you're not gonna last.
Killing people you know is the worst idea
I'm sorry, I shouldn't have assumed the Shinigami gender. It's my fault, forgive me.
They will kill you
The way I got rich was perfectly legitimate. And of course I wanted to celebrate it with a wild party. How unfortunate that the car the girls were in bringing them to the airport so they could get home was crushed by a semi.
It would only be detectable if a bunch of girls that had just spent time with me kept dying. So I would so it rarely and carefully.
make rich guy gift you few billions $
when he have done that, cross his name
???
I'm rich and nobody died
killing Elon conventionally
Anon, do better than this. Make him have some big public formal speech and then suddenly eat a banana and start jacking off and he slips on the banana peel and his cum down a staircase.
hit CEOs and right-wing and liberal politicians
you will constrain your greed and use your power to make the world better for proles, or you will get struck by lightning
mind control death row inmates to say this
you might be onto something
actually touching the fucking thing so that you'll have to Slav squat with a bunch of necroclowns for all eternity
Imagine the loneliness required to become a tourist poser who pretends to have watched a show that came out almost 20 years ago.
for all eternity
they just kill you
trannyshit in deathnote now
nevermind, give me the deathnote, i'll fix this shit