Tovali edition
/britfeel/
Simon Mann passed away on May 8th, lads.
RIP to one of the last few real ones :(
what a shame
*informs the apus*
Haven't seen these beauties in a while.
Made it to Paris de lads
Coorrr, lad you one of those secret Anon Babble millionaires? Why you jet setting to Saudi Arabia and France and stuff?
nice evening for a sandford lane sesh
The country's over lads. Pack it up, we had a good run.
AI fucked the face
HHL was non-verbal until the age of 5
bbc.co.uk
sexless lads nationally shamed on the front page of BBC news for the crime of paying for sex. What, you thought you could use your hard earned warehouse wages to fulfil your basic human needs?
It is legal in the UK for a person to buy sexual services or be a sex worker. But associated activities such as kerb crawling, having sex in public and a sex worker loitering in a street or public place are illegal.
While some police forces still target women for loitering, the National Police Chiefs' Council (NPCC) now recommends not criminalising the women - who are often vulnerable - and instead targeting the men.
is it possible to satisfy these women with a 4 inch penis?
zimmy masturbating furiously to this picture
He did say he wanted to do Sandford Lane this weekend to 'get back into the swing of things'
What do you usually masturbate to, lad?
Me and crossy masturbating together x
OK, so, not plug and play exactly, hmm, lights shouldn't be on like this. OK, so, hmmm, I'm a fucking idiot. The switches are working, so I didn't break it, so that's a positive. Maan, it sucks being stupid, but it feels great when something gets fixed, and if not, THERE'S ALWAYS THE AXE.
Hmmmm fuckity fuck.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
whats this lid
do you often think about other men masturbating and the various ways they do it?
you could be accomplishing great things from your bedroom. you have all the tools.
Only for micrococks as I have a microcock fetish.
do you often think about other men masturbating and the various ways they do it?
...yh
Unironically just use chatgpt, it's good for tech support. The jeets are sweating.
Corrrrr I'm properly pissed now, lids. Had about 5 tinnies. Think I could reach 15.
I do yes. When I met Ebin in Scarborough I imagined him masturbating while we were chatting through the car window.
what you drinking lad?
It's like punishing the drug user while supporting the dealer.
It's the lid for this, unless you're calling me lid, and wondering about the stone?
oop, you're rolling forward
Carling
Weed pipe
Japanese food
Comfortable 20 degree temperature
Real gold mini dildos
Virgin media connection
Corrr and I do mean corr lad. You know how to live.
wouldnt mind detecting ruths USB error
picking up streetcrawlers
their problem tbqh. just go to a dodgy massage parlor
Had them Holsten Pils but now got Heineken and Stella. Bit of a mix really. Corrrrr. Sun is out too.
Drivel compass pointing towards Swanscombe
someone bites their nails
Love music me. Hope they play this song when I see them live
had a quick look at the drivel forecast earlier on and they reckon theres a big front of nobchatting pushing in from the southeast, must be the hot temperatures
rooms with hidden cameras
just asking to be blackmailed
Just had a shower now having a few cans before garn local for a few jars. Might as well. It Saturday x
Thought you might have been Smirnoffbro, but he wouldn't drink Holsten Pils, Heineken or Stella.
had a syrian kind of webab for the first time and it was lush. we need more of their refugees
Flights are not that expensive, you could go anywhere you wanted probably
Lad, you know that wooze makes you partial to a wag. Don't do it. You'll end up doing your wollocks in and regretting it. You can only have so many fresh starts.
Delivered by Mark Edwards in Swanage
Oh sorry to disappoint you, lid. I think he's dead.
Cheeky wag afterwards de lid? It Saturday x
Why doesn't Mark get a job? Honestly, why not?
why are you taking a photo of that?
he too fat and lazy
Oh aye, imagine a fat line to go with your cans x
he's got hidden disabilities. No one's going to hire someone who stinks of fish and shit.
Keeping to me own lane tonight lid so no bad influences around me. Only having a few pints then garn homes for a webab.
Qatari numberplate.
It's not that comfy, I have a hat on and hood up, and it's just naturally at that temp in here, and only 1 carlin darlin, that I nabbed from a friend last night.
I've never bitten my nails desu, I usually rip and tear them off.
No one's going to hire someone who stinks of fish and shit.
used to work with a lad in amazon who literally made people gag just from getting too close to him, HR got involved and everything but apparently he ended up getting sacked for getting into a fight with another lad in the locker room, other lad apparently went mental at smelly lad for walking up behind him for no reason
Lollers said Smirnoff is still alive and posting in his discord.
But you know that getting some jars in will make you more likely to want to get a bag. Come on, lad, this is hardly news to you, you've done it a million times before. Claimed you're only having a few drinks, then ending up calling your smackhead mates, they give you an overpriced bag of 5% cocaine and 95% crushed up drywall and then you end up doing your fucking bollocks in and regretting it.
Wish Helper and I lived in the same city and we would be best friends. It not right.
is it actually legal to get a slag off a website? huh
Why not just move to Sunderland? It's not as if the rent is particularly high there; it's a shithole that people want to leave as quickly as possible, the rent is really quit reasonable for the UK generally.
COR IS THAT CHICKEN KATSU CURRY
It is completely legal to pay a person to spend time with you. Anything that happens after that transaction is the personal business of two consenting adults.
He's better off on bennies.
Only if she's not being exploited. You're taking a gamble every time
It is now also an offence to make or promise payment for the sexual services of a prostitute if the prostitute has been subject to "exploitative conduct" (force, threats or deception) to bring about such an arrangement for gain. This is a strict liability offence (clients can be prosecuted even if they did not know the prostitute was forced).
Why would he work when he can live a comfortable life claiming PIP?
His life isn't comfortable at all. He lives in squalor. He's bored lonely and depressed, constantly being hounded by creditors, constantly trying to stretch his measly pittance as far as possible to keep his crippling alcohol habit afloat. He's a cutter and has no friends. He'll be dead in five years tops.
Glaswegian man unable to reproduce
im unable to reproduce but only because girls wont let me :(
Grown man. Wears a dress in public and calls himself a woman. Stubble visible an hour after shaving. Gets angry when you point this out.
Me, Crossy, Helper, Blad, Lollers and Shippy having a straight platonic relationship.
Not arbs?
Wonder what eva6 is doing rn
More interested on the lads having a pint not women.
Getting her turds churned by a well endowed black man
Migraine coming on strong. Always on the left side of muh head, and left eye, but found out I have another issue on the left side of my body, weird eye pressure in my left eye. Yay. This one could be a bugger, as it has the potential to lead to glaucoma and blindness in one eye.
Might have had astroke a few years ago, but I don't think I'll be lucky and get taken out by another, I'll just keep having bad luck, and end up a crippled half blind bugger that can't control his bowels or bladder.
Maybe some of us were made to suffer?
I think, a choon and bit of distraction is good for this moment in time.
BN, why is it you don't want to have sprogs again?
the actual legal debate here is genuinely interesting.
en.wikipedia.org
i don't know what the hell to think, 2lofty4me
That it is/was. Very nice stuff.
Britnormie is strictly DINK
reckon i'd go for something like licenced prostitution. you can't just look pretty and sell sex, you also need to complete a course that includes basic counselling/support work type stuff. weed out the psychopaths.
You're not a real man until you've had a sprog.
No DVDs tonight just beer. Feeling good and drunk.
It's not really interesting at all, it just comes down to aesthetic/moral disposition on the question of paying for sex and every argument that anyone makes it just used as post-hoc justification as such. In fact there isn't really any debate over the 'legality' of prostitution because the idea that we have some kind of coherent legal code is nonsense, as is the notion that the people who would ostensibly be considered legal elites are earnestly engaging in debate rather than astroturfing for political reasons.
Personally I do not give the slightest shit if someone wants to pay another for sex. All I would say is keep it off the street because I don't want to see ugly used up tattooed whores walking around and also make sure there's no trafficking going on or otherwise compelling women into doing it against their will because I don't want to see young women being turned into ugly used up tattooed whores in greater numbers than would otherwise happen.
i've thought about having a sprog. but only if i could inherit its body once it's mentally and physically capable. hss-sss.
My only two goals in life were to lose my virginity and have a sprog. I've achieved both. I can now relax and enjoy the rest of my life
there's probably slaves being forced to work uber too but they don't put you in jail if your uber driver turns out to be one of them. It's just feminist nonsense. Radical feminists hate men and hate sex work and want all men who engage in sex work to be punished. Even if there were no exploited prostitutes they would still push for this law.
have multiple sprogs with different women
ghost the babymamas
pay 0 (ZERO) child support
shippy spending his another saturday night talking about children
what a life
die of a fentanyl overdose while some guy has his knee on your neck
He's not known as 'Shippy the nonce' for nothing mate
he can't get his snazzy new keyboard to work.
Don't worry, I'm laughing at myself, not just an anon being mean
It's not really interesting at all
proceeds to give interesting argument
even in your shoulder-shrugging liberal way, what if people are INTO those harlots in fishnets, anon? if we both agree adults can just exchange money for sex, cool, what if it's on your turf? where's the line drawn?
men should be allowed to have financial abortions
make it 9 months too since that's basically what the abortion law is now seeing how many women get suspended sentences for killing 9 month fetuses and babies
Greg "Fat Greg" "Shippy" Austin the bumbling beanheaded bald bonce bumboy of Banbury.
The drivel compass is pointing towards Scarborough
What we up to tonight? These beers landing well. Listening to some Enslaved.
Haven't posted since
Feel like watching Tomorrowland. The aesthetic seems interesting, but I won't get my hopes up for much.
Wee lassie in that is cute tbqh.
Any cheb connoisseurs in? Who is this lassie?
Have 0 sprogs
Think with no evidence whatsoever I have a sprog (son)
Corr built for Big Black Cock
What do you spend the money you haven't spent on child support on?
How do I get a gf like this lads?
Just imagine being her. Her entire life lived on turbo-easy mode. Anything she wants, any partner she wants, never has to worry about money, every man desires her, every woman is madly jealous of her. Loneliness, depression, unemployment, money worries etc. are literally just choices for her.
Life not fair.
How do I get a gf like this lads?
Be black (probably)
everything is in english
BN has a half-Thai sprog in Phnom Penh
Kinda makes learning Arabic pointless then
wouldn't mind shagging a black lass personally
That's all well and good lads but I need a name so I can find more material and jerk my little noodle to her unattainable body
Thank god he didn't actually learn it then, eh?
Wear decent dress
That's vitaminmia, but that right here is her best content
Clowns
Can I use my e-scooter then? Dont see it on the sign
wonder how many textbooks SSM had to read before he learned arabic
no 4K recurding
Thanks pal, evening sorted
Very good question lad. Lets hope anon informs us.
it isn't always
stopped by that police roadblock in the distance
access tabuk? (didn't know what tabuk is)
huh? what do you need?
access tabuk?
I don't know what you need
waves to go on
Looked it up later and tabuk is a city with a big air base so I think they had checks for something that day
If I knew Arabic, even to a basic level, we could have had a conversation
Full viddy in 4K for you, dee lad. Cheers pixeldrain com/u/ADJNy7Nd
future provision
nor boomboxing or feeding the birds
Been wanking to a lot of AI porn lately, especially weird stuff involving tentacles. Need to normalise my wanking habits.
haven't wanked in a good four or five days, the first few days are fucking torture but now honestly don't feel the slightest bit compelled to coom
Corr feeling a bit fucked Crossy and Helper style.
Evidently those English translations are poor
Baby, you know that I miss you
I wanna get with you tonight but I cannot baby girl
And that's the issue
Girl, you know I miss you
I just wanna kiss you
But I can't right now so baby kiss me through the phone
(Kiss me through the phone)
I'll see you later on
Kiss me through the phone
(Kiss me through the phone)
See you when I get home
Getting wound up for days over someone learning a language
I'm going to start looking for a third bookcase
Getting wound up for days because you got made fun of for being monolingual
Pretty sure it's because you are very easy to ridicule
apus love cranking that woulja boy
Ruth's fanny in my mouth
Keir Starmer and Barack Obama took this from me:
Shippy you and I would have a great shared library. Fluent in foreign language and film.
Twolls bully him in the comments. It not rite one bit
Evening lads, how's life treating you?
Neither of them are preventing you from getting a girlfriend. What the fuck are you talking about?
how's life treating you?
Terribly, since I don't have a black wife like you.
Why would the massage place blackmail their own customers? They'd lose business. They don't have your private details so how would they eve do it? And it's not illegal so even if they tried you can just tell them to fuck off
post your black wifes tits and arse already m8
for me it's dvds, beer and me lids on britfeel
love you all, personalities and anonymous
god speed
i remember reading about this before it came out, sounded good. "it's a Disney thing, but"
Brad Bird + the LOST guy? weird futuristic shit Walt Disney was trying IRL? yeah, i'm on board.
temper your expectations i suppose.
Gonna watch a film I think.
because blackmail is their business, lad. voyeurism laws are questionable (and have become more questionable).
but even without the intervention of law or evil businessmen, people would cave of their own volition. shame is one of the biggest killers (of men, in particular).
Planning any more sprogs?
Sorry to hear it mate. Is it not having a wife that's getting to you or specifically not a chocolate woman in your life?
Let me think about it.
women: brb, gynaecologist
men: aaaaa Penis Inspection Day
Possibly. One kid is a lot of work and a lot of money, not sure that having a second would be a good idea right now, and honestly we might not be in a good position to have another for a little while. It's sad because I know she wants another, but really it wouldn't be good for us as things are. But also on top of that I'm on the fence about having more than one desu.
I FUCKING LOVE LOST IT'S MY FAVOURITE SHOW REEEEEE
yank slop
Which one? I've been watching Godard lately. His films are a bit annoying but interesting
You're talking rubbish lad. Their business is regular, paying customers
What's your fav? If you're a gooner Breathless is great but personally I enjoy La Weekend.
if mark had a job he would still live in squalor, he'd live in the same place and be four times more bored lonely and depressed
Decided on Dunkirk (2017)
Bait to trigger DVDlad?
I've been watching his films chronologically so I'm only up to Vivre Sa Vie. That's been my favourite so far, Anna Karina is so pretty
Nope. I like DVDlid.
bon voyage you english cunt
DVDlad posted his Vivre sa Vie Blu-ray a while back. Is he based or retarded?
Good evening all good lads. I hope you have had a smashing sunny Saturday!
Shout out to the DVD fella, going to watch The Greasy Strangler tonight, thank you for reminding me about it. After it I will watch S06E01 Voyager series, followed by Bocchi the Rock anime series.
Shout out to the other DVD lad, boring DVD haha. Nice keyboard, mate, hope you fix the USB issue! Leave the bloody axe where it is haha.
are you the gay bald man or the nonce
My son, who's on vacation in Colorado, just FaceTimed me from...Casa Bonita. They got a table right by the waterfall and cliff divers, already had some sopapillas, and were getting ready to go into the magic show. Manbearpig is roaming around amongst the tables and they are looking forward to Black Bart's Cave as well as the puppet show starring Hennifer Lopez (who is actually conman Mitch Conner.)
casabonitadenver.com
Hope I'm not a bullshit artist.
i have actually not watched it since the finale. was dead exciting at the time all the theories and the joke spoiler tag thing on Anon Babble and all that.
but does it hold up? ;__; i'm SCARED to go back.
"what's in the hatch?"
"dunno"
these were real conversations, zoomers could never understand.
IM THE HATCH WAS MY ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE
Shippy lives a full life. He is not in need of unloving, rubber-insulated sex in some seedy hotel. That is more something for "men" like Shut In Chad.
You're officially the world's biggest bullshit and horse shit artist.
Might go to American in July/August solo
His name is Shut in City. Only his fans call him Chad. God you're thick.
He made his woman watch the episode beforehand so she could better appreciate the experience.
He and were just giggling like maniacs as he filmed all around the place. All the announcement s are done in their best annooying voices like the traiker for Rob Schneider in The Stapler and the Eat Snacky Squares ad guy.
Dunkirk (2017) almost downloaded :)
Sending good vibes to all my lads x
oh god the entire series of Lost is going to take over my hard drive. oh well.
going to watch it as if it's just about some people on an island. fuck mysteries.
At local me. All kicked off x
what's happened lad?
also, is this real or an hallucination
All kicked off
You say that every week. Either your local is rough as fuck or you're LARPING
Been a very good week de lad.
push me into suicide posts incoming
Favourite TV Show
LOST
Favourite Film
Layer Cake
someone is, unironically, miffed that i typed 'an hallucination'
but 'an hxxx'? that has Anon Babble prodigy. feel old yet? then you have failed as a human. maybe YOU should 'an hxxx'.
*sigh* here we go again
Cooorrrr, love to hear it lid. I'm enjoying the last hours of freedom before the wife and little one get back. Got a lot done while they were away though. DIY, sorting out the garden, cleaning, all stuff that gets put on the to-do list and then never seen to with life being too busy and all.
i woke up super late and had a bath, thats it really
gross
does your black wife have a big arse lid?
Drama didn't involve me. I'm sound. Had 3 wints garn homes now.
good on you lad. keep your chin up and your head down.
A MOST PECULIAR MADEMOISELLE
What sort of a dive do you go to where it kicks off at 8pm?
Oh aye she's got a nice juicy one on her lid love those cheeks smothering my face I do x
Very nice of you fren, cheers
Heavily on the piss me in honour of HHL you are my idol dude
Corr I'd love to have anal sex with a black woman.
Aye got no time for drama. Stayed longer than planned as club is on exhaust fumes. It dying. Garn homes Nd order a webab me x
I probably won't destroy it, we'll just have to see how it goes. If things go tits up, I'll save the keys and cherry switches, I'm not that daft.
I am sort of joking. I probably won't go into destruction mode, I want to sort this issue, desu. I'll tackle it tomorrow.
are you gettign on the piss, lass?
pubs used to close at 8.30.
like, alcohol? i dont tend to, no
It's lush ngl, hope you live your dreams one day mate
What was you up all night doing?
chances of losing your virginity tonite?
Taking the piss garn home me x
on exhaust fumes.
speaking of schizophrenia, what do you lads do with the oil/fat when you fry beef?
feels mental throwing away good fat .
Stop it, Eva is pure x
just watching stuff, i think
seeing as im staying in all night, probably zero
y-you didn't get that from a shop called kokoro did you? specifically in liverpool did you
cuddling eva
Cum in Eva's arse? WAHEY!
Nope, a placed called lotus sushi, or little lotus sushi, not in liverpool.
Wag and a webab?
i love sushi, but rice is a bit offputting, but the salmon is nice
like, alcohol?
You're too pure for this place
Pak 111 brigade massing in Rawalpindi and Islamabad. Pakistani coup incoming after army refuses to follow ceasefire order from government lol.
I've not had fish sushi from there, just had a couple of the noodles, broth and dumplingy type stuff, or the rice and katsu a few times, and had the chicken teriyaki (love that, that's the more trad looking roll with rice on the outside) a good few times. I'm quite liking the stucky rice stuff that the pots are stuffed with.
Yeah it will be better tomorrow with a fresh mind.
This link gives a number of checks to try but before you try them tomorrow, mate, first try the keyboard in a different USB port.
thegeekpage.com
A day without a bag is a day lost
>like, alcohol?
You're too pure
lol reminds me of the bit in this:
newgrounds.com
i miss this internet. even this actual cartoon is on YouTube but it's segregated (try logging out google-users).
Stop fighting it Sean, get the bag, it Saturday x
my last bag? two years ago
It's weird because out of the 2 ports on teh frnot of the case, only 1 works, and that is the one it was plugged into. It was weird, it was saying something about browser not supporting something, so if that's the case, I can just switch browser, download it, then it's on my PC so browser shouldn't matter. We'll see what tomorrow brings. I jinxed it by ordering the celebratory takeaway before checking it all worked, but swapping the switches was fun, so that's a positive, and those worked, just the lighting.
Wish I was dead desu
At least youre not ruthmong
Sounds like you just need pussy. When was the last time you got some lad?
Jerry, sometimes I think God is watching me. I think He knows what I am doing when I am all on my own in my bedroom and I am playing with myself. And I think He knows what is going through my head just as I reach the climax. I think He knows all about it. And if he had a problem with that, he would have said something. So now I am putting those actions into practice.
powerful
Powerful that you posted this here x
Back on that Wopranosgrind. Become a boring twat to be around because of my depressive cynical outlook. It sad.
Only ever been with prossies and that was about 10 years ago. A truly soul destroying experience paying for sex.
I don't recognise this, lad, what's it from?
Indeed I'm sure it is. But it sounds like you just need a cute girl to give you a pussyjob.
Going to bed now HHL style, too tired to do a proper piss up
Never even seen a pussy me
Bussyjob? 50 pounds.
a trve kino.
Allowed a woman into my heart for the first time in five years, and have been spurned. Tonight I will let myself feel the hurt, and tomorrow I will excise the part of me in which she lay. Another lesson for the pile.
If I were earning 70k, I'd have a girlfriend. There's no way I'd be desirable on 24k warehouse job. No point even playing this wagie game if you aren't high iq.
Only two more surgeries and some gene therapy and I will finally be an Apu.
Burnt Face Man was a good one, those were the days
Your problem isn't that you don't have a high paying job.
Jammers cracking open another cider and putting on a movie. Lad should have a stable relationship by now and earning a a decent wage.
Not that lad, but I have challenged this sort of argument in here before. Have you ever met someone earning 70k or more that DIDN'T have a wife or gf?
Have you ever met someone earning 70k or more that DIDN'T have a wife or gf?
Yes
Never will see one sadly irl with this mentality.
Absolute fucking larp mate, it doesn't happen
High income invalidates other attributes that are seen as red flags. You're desirable because of your income.
nobody likes me because i dont earn enough
cope
I could have a young girlfriend 70k easily.
You ever see those ugly fat old creepy millionaires with supermodel blonde bimbo giant titty wives? Haha yeah mate no for real it's definitely not their money, they're with them for their personality.
i feel terribly sorry for those girls
Nobody likes you because you don't own any shoes. This is the truth and you can't cope with it.
my first 3 gfs I had whilst being a student mong with 0 money then one I got whilst literally unemployed and on universal credit, now im on 28k but thats fuck all really, I really dont fink income is the be all and end all, youd probably still be single on 70k then blame it on height or sommet
The thought of working for 24k and not getting a crumb of pussy is depressing. Why would I want to bother? I wouldn't enjoy working just to have no life still.
eva6, can I get a virtual hug?
Why? Absolutely nobody is making them do anything they don't want to. Everyone sees what they're doing and knows the deal - they suck and old gross ugly man's cock for ten years while being pampered as a trophy wife, then when he kicks the bucket they get a lump sum and live the rest of their life loaded. They all know the deal, they've considered the tradeoff and they've arrived at the conclusion that they are willing to accept sacrificing their dignity and the chance to live their life with someone they want for the promise of a fortune. I see nothing wrong with this.
you should go give your mum a hug anon, im sure she would love it.
2bf if I had jump through lifes hoops and waged id expect the social contract to be upheld and to include a gf, id just become a benniemong if id never gotten a crumb of pussy
Not seen these images in a while.
Just had heart to heart with me mate x
Wife has said that money is nice but she doesn't care how much I make, she would be with me even if I was broke. But she also said she considers it her duty as a wife to help me try and achieve more and earn more so our family can keep improving our lives.
Money is important, but if you find someone who loves you then it's sort of definitional that they'll be with you regardless of your income. If they aren't then they're not really in love with you, just your money. I know that there are people in arrangements like this and I know some of them are generally happy, but it is sad to think about on some level. I dunno, I think I'm just a bit of a hopeless romantic.
Nah it's because I'm a low value man. Just having a job isn't enough for females. It's all looks and how much money you can spend on them.
Wife has said that money is nice but she doesn't care how much I make, she would be with me even if I was broke.
No Zimmy, that can't possibly be true! The shut-in incels who've never had a conversation with a woman unrelated to them know far more about their desires than you do!
It's good that you have mates who you can be like that with.
He makes me fucking sick he does
how do you overcome thinking about weird or cringe stuff you maybe did in the past?
Your wife is an african mong walking to a well in oxfam adverts with a bucket on her head not really same as lads with normal wifes
where the cum lads?
I just dont care, I quite literally dont care and never really think about it and if it pops up I think wow yeah that was cringe, wouldn't do that again then move on. Regrets are different though, those linger, but I just accept that I cant change the past and move on.
Ruthmong will be here all night posting his dire gimmick
cringe stuff you maybe did in the past
Such as?
im a transfrender too lad, on all levels except physical i am apu
Have a cock to arse too x
Not him, but like he said, keep it off the streets. We have endless internet apps for hookups. Let the aids riddled lechers sort themselves out or be sorted if and when they step out of line.
idk, maybe a certain way of thinking you may of had, and maybe even openly expressed.
handshake with some carbon monoxide de lads x
I mean, I get it, people are products of their genes and environment, and if all you've ever experienced is rejection and contempt from women and all the content you're exposed to is r9k blackpill threads and stuff like that, well then yeah you're not going to have a charitable view of women to say the least. But life is almost always more nuanced than that and I feel like a lot of young men who say these sorts of things have never even tried to improve themselves or their lot in life; they have convinced themselves that it's better to be miserable and correct than to be happy and proven wrong. Is it going to work instantly and every time? No, absolutely not, but to wallow in despair rather than trying to overcome it is at best useless and at worst actively pathetic and off-putting.
Arb, that you? I really don't have anything against you, even though you seem to loathe me. All I'll say is that at least my wife is actually a woman, while you will never be.
Wops stays round her grandad's house with shit wifi. I would honestly be concerned about that. Too many people shove the router out of sight in a bad position and connect every single fucking thing to it. Those streaming stick things to watch free shit? You are basically a 24/7 torrent client.
A lass doing the conga to 5 villages away for clean water doesn't think of money the same as normal women. Thick cunt
Sponsoring zim mongs oxfam wife
Close to 10 months sober. Not a drop. Slowly creeping towards a year. Family said they'd treat me to a nice meal out on my first year sober. Miss alcohol every day. It's a cliche but you really have to take it one day at a time. The fact that I have a supportive family is a huge help. Want to make them proud.
I can spare 1 quid a month its the right thing to do
Why don't Ruthmong parents just stop feeding him? And remove all food from the house. Starve that sucker out. That's what I would do.
Why would I work when I can eventually get a free studio flat paid for by bennies?
Zim mongs wife was born with HIV
Where would he go? What would he do? When you're in a conflict you never don't give the people you're fighting a way out because then they've got nothing to lose and fight harder to the bitter end.
rather low
sommet to do and youve got money, I genuinely like my job and its work from home 3 days a week, im basically neeting because my work is piss easy and I can scive for most of the day but im paid a decent wage. I found neeting to eventually become boring as fuck and id just wake up and think what is the point despite having a decent and productive routine, didn't spend the entire time gooning etc.
I'm too low iq for all the easy going jobs. My prospects would be grim shit like working in a factory putting ingredients into a mixer at the right time for 8 hours a day.
GNU/Linux (GNU + Linux)
yeah fuck that id just aim for bennies if thats what was near me, neeting is better than minimum wage laboring, infact id rather neet than do any min wage job because whats the point? fuck all money and fuck all time.
Love linux, don't know what I'd do without it.
same boring autistic spam mongs smearing their shit on here day after day. kill yourself genuinely x
Been pushed to suicides man x7
Seen my school bully tonights x
make sure it's solid hardwood mate, none of that mdf shite
People still have that mentality that Linux is complicated shit so they just throw away their Windows 10 machines and buy a Windows 11 certified one. EOL causes so much unnecessary e-waste I reckon.
somebody couldn't figure out arch LMAO
i havent seen my school bullies since the leavers assembly thing they do, either that or im just bad at remembering faces.
Is it true that you were non-verbal until the age of 5?
infact if working from home didn't exist id rather be on bennies, fuck spending 40 hours a week in a work place irl
when did you people stop pissing the bed, me personally i was 12
Shook the hand of my school bully tonight.
Borderline respect him. He didn't even say sorry for what happpened.
I am the better man.
Your father doesn't have a long neck and neither does your mother so why do you?
Bag incoming
lmao @ this cope
Piece of piss these days with the guided install. Rather use something with stability than trust the AUR though. Debian is rock solid stable.
You know what. I forgive my school bullies.
They are evil but everyone deserve a second chance in life x
Can't remember pissing the bed, I remember waking up and puking in bed a few times.
Can we see your white knickers? x
When I stopped having dreams where I wet myself.
You didn't have the balls to stand up to him then and you don't now. Worm of a man.
no you cannot see my knickers, and why do you remember the colour??
HHL's bully runs sunderland
It is rather depressing hearing the jobs that lad jammers did throughout his twenties. Never got any pussy from it. It is only confirmation of the black pill. Our ruling class have convinced us that work means a better life. Not if you're stuck in deadend jobs.
I always get stepped on. No one respects the little loser x
eva's soiled knickers x
More nonsensical delusions after a few alcopops, is it king? More hours long drivel about shit that didn't happen at all?
i also had like a pee absorber below my bedsheets so i wouldnt stain a mattress, its probably the most embarrassing fact about me that isnt "gross"
You know, the small semi-indie film scene in the UK is genuinely thriving due to how much funding the government hands out as grants to smaller production companies. But christ would it kill them to make an indie movie about the UK that isn't just grim dire woe is me isn't the country such an ugly shithole and we all live depressing lives on council estates kind of film?
Why does it feel so grim knowing you have to spend years and years trying to get a good job and then maybe being awarded with sex and love? It's not fucking fair how much effort it is for a man. A woman will never know this feel. A single, unemployed mum can get laid at least within 24 hours using an online dating app and giving the sprogs to grandma.
He never even went out, just pure psychosis in his cell
I mean how many times are we going to read some vague bollocks about "commotions" every single time he drinks? Never any actual details or elaboration though. So yes it's likely complete rubbish.
It's grim council estate shit or some music themed film set in the 70s. European cinema is much better. I expect these days it's all woke shit with trannies and non-whites. At least there's always something from the past to watch.
We all must learn to forgive, Sean. To forgive, is not necessarily to forget, but rather to show our inner strength.
Buillies push me to suicides x
UK cinema is obsessed with older white men shagging school girls.
thank you for bullying me, sir
chatgpt is being gay and this is the best it's letting me generate without conflicting with its content policy
Been forced onto UC
Lost all me benefits man x
Oxfam wife
This phrase really tickled me for some reason
Have to go to the Job Centre this month.
It's over x
Lost all me benefits man x
This is a LARP right?
The Grim Reevesper claims another victim lol
Pussy deterrent.
Anything at all for attention.
dolly drama
i thought you and zimmy were close?
Have you considered employment? If you have a job then you don't have to go to the Jobcentre.
I was on top rate this and top rate that.
Lost everything man x
Have to go to the Job Centre this month
Shippy thinks if he buys enough from oxfam he'll get a live in plantation slave like his idol zim mong
It's not that embarrassing x
Rachel Reeves wants me dead. Her main mission is to snuff out autistic losers like me.
Imagine if his bully found out he lives in a fucking carehome
It's an assisted living facility
We are close. It made me chuckle because of my own obsession with Oxfam. Could either be a wife that works in a shop and puts all the language books to one side, or a wife that accompanies me around the shops.
How's the crypto lad, any closer to getting your spunk out of the freezer yet?
Most jobs are dead end factory jobs with 3 shifts that cripple you and your done. I know a guy who does a job like this and recently some white collar moron came from the office with a stopwatch to measure his performance. Why should one be required to bare shit like this?
Lost all me benefits
The twolls have won x
Nah this is a LARP. All your bennies are sound and you're having us on
nah lad are you joking?
Imagine working as a DWP work coach in Scumderland and having to deal with the locals all day. Doesn't bear thinking about.
(and wears nappies)
Not joking about the Job Centre appointment. It's fucking over.
Time to get to work lad, they're going to find out you've been playing it up all this time. I wonder if you'll have to pay any of it back.
laaaaaaaaaad thats not rite, they cant do this surely
Scumderland
What Tarquinshire place do you live?
Operation Wearside Bridge is a go.
Extreme times call for extreme measures.
I live in Banbury and abuse cats.
Going to jump for real de lad? Or just aiming to get the police to take you in so you've got something for your claim?
They push me to suicides de lid. I have a few cards left up my sleeves x
Must have been years since you set foot in a job centre
youtube.com
I am just a poor boy, though my story's seldom told
kinell dont actually off yourself accidentally
i dont even think they have a job centre in my village
Shite impersonation, I have a high view of Sunderland
Operation Wearside Bridge is a go.
something strange happened to me today
went out in the evening because hadn't all day and it was nice outside
live near hill with a tower on it
thought I would go up there as a workout, where I'd get rewarded with a nice view of the sunset for doing it
there's a couple picnicking near the base of the tower, whatever, go up, stay for 10 minutes to enjoy the view
go down
hear some shuffling and a phone ringing
they can hear me coming down, ringing stops
they were looking around for me
greet them shortly and walk away
then it hit me that they thought i wanted to off myself and were just about to call the police. they only saw me from afar, they were random strangers.
should I have thanked them? they were looking out for a fellow human. should I have explained to them what I was doing? but at the same time i'm just a guy working out minding my own business and it's not my fault they thought that way.
do you dress like the type of person who would off themselves?
Should have headbutt the cunts
yes that's why i'm perplexed by the situation.
HHL era choons
He only has to go to job centre to show his ID the fucking drama queen.
He only has to go to job centre to show his ID the fucking drama queen.
It not right
I don't even get bennies or work. Mum just pays for things and I adapt to using my old shit.
oh, well, i hope you enjoyed yourself :)
did you atleast enjoy yourself?
He's leaving that part out to play let's pretend I'm losing my bennies for attention. People are stupid enough to fall for it though.
People here are pathetically dim. They constantly buy into larps that they want to believe because it's "funnier". The actual way to own people is to call them out on their bullshit every time but the average IQ here is incredibly low so we don't get that unfortunately.
PLug just texted me 4 for 100
Destroy meself or not x
yes until i realized that my actions caused distress in other people
my actions being deciding on a whim to go up there at an unusual time and dressing like a slob, and being out of breath while coming up the hill which they might have thought to be me crying or something from afar
Didn't he pretend he was going to kill himself in 2022ish so he could keep his bennies and get moved in to the assisted living place?
Go for it lad, live a little!
get moved in to the assisted living place?
it's a care home
It's over lids.
I am sorry x
this is helpers world and you just so happen to live in it, know your fucking place scum.
It's an assisted living community home.
I am officially declaring victory over pussy.
Feeling thick because you fell for a larp again
Keeping to me own lane tonight lid so no bad influences around me.
PLug just texted me 4 for 100
I lost all my benefits man.
I go bridge nows x
I've got nothing left to me name. Don't get paid until June 10th. I'm fucking skint.
might do that couch to 5k thing. then again i probably wont
Bocchi the Rock time. Why can't you lads just be cosy?
Swansea X Sunderland
got 26 quid to last me until June 10th
Don't do it Sean, think of ye nan!
UC has absolutely screwed me over. Fuming x
"New Pablo ignore PC" ahh
How much worse off each month are you lad?
Time for the daily Q and A with the resident serial lying narcissist.
how many idums you got ?
ssm mode for you my lid
None in the long term but they've fucked me over in this first month. They say I'm still claiming ESA. Fuck sake I can't pay my rent now.
He really does put on a show.
I'd give you 100-200 bong if I thought you weren't immediately going to buy a Waggington with it
How much is your rent? I thought bennies covered it directly?
Don't worry lid I'm gonna put in a for a advance payment. 300 quid but have to pay it back. Not happy about this process at all. Fucking tories brought this shit in. Fuck Labour too,
Alright lid, don't want you going hungry x
How much do you need to cover rent lad, I'll chip in to help x
I'll apply for the advanced payment tomorrow. Can't live on 26 quid for 4 weeks.
we through
for those that care
post-400 anxiety mixed with Sean suicide anxiety getting to me
please make a new one with a nice edition
Applied for the advance payment. Never thought it would come to this. Hopefully it gets accepted.
im walking to the shop, if we have a new thread and helper has an hero'd by the time i get home then im officially declaring tonight to be a good night
skint spackers edition
i weirdly cant use Anon Babble on my phone, it says something about ascii characters
If you have an iPhone then this is what it is, go to the apostrophe key and hold it down until it selects the more straight one, then you can post. Other characters you can't use but they apply to PC/Lappy anyway.
It's over for me
I met up with some ADHD spackers just like me
It was nice that they didnt mind that my attention wandered
Normies fucking hate even a slight loss of eye contact the egotists
Hebrew only has ten thousand words. Seems like an easy enough language to grasp quickly. Ever considered it Shippy?
A new thread awaits for you all
Was it being streamed anywhere?
aye all the info here - implyingrigged.info
they will be playing next saturday
draw for the next round tomorrow night