4K recurdin edition
/britfeel/
A lot of screencaps to add to my HHL folder today
HHL in rent arrears. It just not rite.
I hope it works out for you, lid. Make all us Autistic lads proud. I'm rooting for you.
just want to return to a time when i was happy.
Mark is not a good person. You lads shouldn't idolise him so much.
Got that febreze on tap me.
This was probably before your became an immoral person.
Air freshener fucks with my nose. Makes it all stuffy. I used to have one of those automatic ones in my bedroom but had to get rid of it as the noise when it sprayed kept startling me awake.
Name one thing wrong with Mark
One day stink of fish, one day stink of shit. He didn't ask to be born.
fat
ugly
gross
ugly
retarded
ugly
alcoholic
speech impediment
likely groomed and raped a developmentally challenged girl (possibly underage)
ugly
dosser and proud
bored lonely and depressed
compulsive liar
ugly
really fucking ugly
Those things make indoor pollution worse. Definitely some cancer link. I know for sure pets suffer.
>likely groomed and raped a developmentally challenged girl (possibly underage)
It slander! Marie was 23 when they were in a relationship.
Yeah and SSM was in his 40s. Bit sus
You're not implying that Mark is ugly are you? He's the Creampie King of Wareham.
It all above board my lad.
>compulsive liar
except every "lie" he tells turns out to be true. He is on good terms with his family and they do in fact call him teabag.
Crossmong's lovely hair
alcoholic
I'll give you that one
Cheekas bald head
a developmentally challenged girl
Mark's IQ is probably closer to Marie than to Helen
I get serial killer vibes off of Martin from Homes Under the Hammer. Something not right with that lad.
Government want us neets to work in care homes. Guess it's time to fail an extended DBS check. I will not be a slave clearing up shit from dying adult babies.
made me kek, nice one lad
North Sea NEETs
What are you on about lol? He lies all the fucking time. He lies about not gambling. He lies about looking for work. He lies to strangers in the street about having done 'hard graft all me life'. He's a compulsive liar.
seasideMARK mid afternoon uploafs. Shall I do a Sanford lane special dee lads
Gibraltar neets
My favourite SSM LARP was when he told some bloke in a pub he worked for Google
He's 31 months no bookies lad
someone posted a webm of ssm wanking once and it was rather uncomfy and since then I dont like to watch ssm, he was pulling funny faces as well
Ah, I forgot there was a new thread, and posted in the old.
Won't link it, or repost, that mistake ha been made.
Instead, something new (old), have the full album, let's gooooo, chillen time is here again.
Don't know why youtube keep changing the interface. They're obsessed with rounded corners
You don't seriously believe this, do you lad?
HHL still in the old thread, absolute mong
Ah fugg, I thought we were playing today, but it was yesterday, ffs. We won, so that's good.
It's true lad. He occasionally has a go on the lottery but that's not really gambling.
Mid-afternoon pissup
Well it better than givin' it to the Wookies innit?
It's only just after noon, or are you meaning the quality of the afternoon pissup?
Just announcing my plans for today laddie. Make the most of the sunshine
I feel you, I was sat out for a whole bob dylan song earlier, soaklng up teh rays.
SSM will go live at 1pm
YoU JUST WANETED to make fyb if me xxx
I CANT ENJOY A TV SHOW BECAUSE HE SAID SO AHHHHH!!!!
IM SO HAPPY GETTING MY OPINIONS FROM HIM AND NOT DIGESTING THE MEDIA MYSELF AND HAVING AN INDIVIDUAL THOUGHT AHHH!!!!!!!
Haven't worked since 2011? What about you lads?
I wonder what a zoomer would think of a film from the 30s, 40s or 50s. I guess we'll never know.
helpers world come crashing down
he in rent arrears
he going be homeless
why Rachel do this to him?
it not right
worked all my life. decent savings and got to travel thanks to it.
SSM UPDATE
seasideMARK Got some lovely kegs of beer in the fridge its lush i mean lush dee lads
he looks even more unwell than usual. not sure he has long left before the leg rot sets in like smirnoff lad
Oh yeah, I forgot the link
youtube.com
Hope it's worth it for 4 weeks of freedom a year.
How have you managed not to work for 14 years? You on disability bennies?
he live
youtube.com
cooking
How long until the smoke alarm is going off and he's waving a tea towel around
Shame del roy the spark doesn't make videos very often anymore. Last one was 5 months ago. What a geezer.
still banned from SSM's chat
Not rite
Poleaboo has met Delroy
If I (hypothetically) penetrated cheeka anally I wonder where I'd place on a chart of penis length with a y axis of length and an x axis of girth.
Would I be in the bottom percentile or in the middle average?
I basically was frugal with my earnings for several years. Mum pretty much pays for everything except vidya and tech.
To add onto that cheeka will have to improve his diet in the days preceding the shag, I can't be doing with awful smells.
What are you eating to cause flatulence?
saw another white soi lad with a coffee colored kid in town this morning
Was there solid proof? Del's done some meetups and classes before.
Not him but i get 6 weeks per year
eND O DF an era
I was literally there with them
just a diet of black cock
why's the stinky mong dosser wearing a festive jumper? it's 20 degrees.
Alright arbroathy
I saw one in Wakefield a few months ago. The lad was with his white gf too lol
I said she was brave for leaving her bag unattended
Wow mate brilliant banter
Might have been Zimmy, it is a small world after all
t. genetic deadend
Gone and posted in a dead thread. YET AGAIN. Have a real bad habit of doing that. Probably do it Atleast once a week.
81130133
Im here lad. My sleeping pattern is beyond fucked again so Im sleeping throughout the day im nocturnal at this point. Only awake now because I had to help mummy put the shopping away. As for crossy. Apparently hes been abducted by Jehovahs witnesses. I hope not.
Unironically not bad at all, what sort of lines do you come out with?
You see that's why I think I'd be in the lowest percentile of average penis length and girth
Need a QRD on the latest helper meltdown
He needs to visit the bennies office with proof of id so he just took that as "im loosing everything" and stayed up all night drinking a small bottle of vodka and crying?
From all the self pitty and moaning i think thats whats happening
And messed up the linking of the post to the last thread. Not having a good day lads.
66 men watching SSM cook bacon
Wifeberg will be home in a few hours, oh yeah you know what that means
I thought he sold his cooker?
Also the transition will mean he goes a few weeks without bennies
When was the last time you spoke to a woman though?
The one mixed race couple combo I keep seeing is white blokes with Filipino girls. Usually they look old enough to be the girl's father. There's going to be a lot of future Elliot Rodgers I reckon.
me and you have different ideas of freedom I guess :3
He got it back. Tim just asked that same question in his chat
You're obsessing over something from yesterday, still? Hahahahahaha, your mind must be wrecked, kek.
C-can you guess what anon did?
F-fuck shippy
DO YOU KNOW ABOUT LOLLERS?
Things like that, I'd assume.
Someone needs to tell SSM its 'scran' not 'scram'
Dare you lads to film the comings and goings of a police station.
He just came back from Japan lad. That's cool over there
FishUUU and shitUUUUUU
Probably smelt of fish and shit.
Why did the spacker empire collapse?
Gaping yanklass's arsehole open with my cock
you're b-brave leaving y y y y your
It sounds like a threat. Like you're a bag robber. Deffos polite laugh
HHL's bag
Absolute mong boy. Bet you're a virgin too
Mark taking his oven into CEX on his back like some sort of Himalayan backpacker.
SEASIDEUPDATE
youtu.be
SEASIDEUPDATE
Sixteen pints is that alright with you?
The drivel compass is pointing towards South East Asia
I cringed so hard when he posted that. What a sperg
I actually said "you're braver than me" and she sort of laughed and said "that's me" or something
I did steal a wicker basket from a woman once
Strong gut feeling the person behind this post is sprogless. Not judging, just an inclination
I did steal a wicker basket from a woman once
Now this is lushbeer. He cook some scran, he go home, might have five or six pints, he might go down Sandford Lane.Iit Sunday so there nobody there. It perfect weather for a lickle rave and a nice afternoon drink. It's going to be LUSH.
I did steal a wicker basket from a woman
I have 2 sprogs mate
Oh no, not the low quality kek poster lad. He often pops up when somebody tries to belittle others, just a coincidence.
5 litres
just chilling on your own.
bit grim.
SSM struggling with the keg
Quite the humourous image this.
Jealous that someone else has the balls to leave their boxroom and talk to women
Proof, mate?
Jealous that someone else has the balls to leave their boxroom and talk to women
melty
HE LIVE
youtu.be
HE LIVE
He cook some top scran.
Fried bread, Curtis Butcher Bacon and beans for him, is that alright with you? It might be for you but it's definitely for him.
You that mong from Bedfordshire? I mean perhaps you do have sprogs and a wife, but you're here around the clock, something quite off about you
I have 3 sprogs named Snap, Crackle and Pop. They are all black which was surprising but my dad worked in KFC all his life so it's in my genetics I think.
but you're here around the clock
No idea what you're on about Bedfordshire. I have 2 twin girls.
You that mong from Bedfordshire?
I, um... I-I'm a mong from Bedofrdshire. Though I don't have any sprogs.
Quite enjoyed this post
Mummy can we start dinner yet? I'm hungry
No sweetheart, we've got to wait for daddy and he's busy upstairs in the study posting drivel on /britfeel/
You're Sandy/Biggleswade anon right? Yeah you're the good Bedfordshire lad
Where lad? I'm in Dunstable
Aww, you recognise me, thanks lad x
Fuck the government
He get that spa therapy treatment sanctioned by the NHS. Local council put him in a new big hot tub so he can wash away that stink - if he spend more time in water he disgust other Sims less with his sometimes fishy and sometimes shitty stench. They not smell that stench in nice scented bathwater. TMAU sufferers treated better in Dorsim than rest of the country. It may be blowing a blizzard but he warm and womfy in bubbly hot water.
SSM will be back again LIVE at 2pm
SSM live down Sandford Lane at 2pm. Got to wash his arse in the sink first.
Hmmmm, really have to use all my Sherlock Holmes detective skills with this one to deduce that you do not, in fact, have any sprogs.
HHL do you think gay couples should be allowed to adopt?
Mark is 10 pints only today. He cut it right down
Funny how there are many foreign chain restaurants in the UK but there isn't a single greggs abroad
SSM live down Sandford Lane at 2pm. Got to wash his arse in the sink first.
fascinating
FascinatingPoster, you have any sprogs?
Korea will always win x
Give it back Ebin
Britain is not a first world country any more. Sooner we can accept this the better so that we can work out a decent way forward (not going to happen, but can still dream can't I?).
Afternoon Blad
maybe they're nice people, but they LOOK racist
ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
TWO NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
Yeah, a mixed race one with a 50 year old Jamaican woman, but I don't see her much since she took her abroad.
I considered posting this same response
SIC shitposting about Ebin for year because he's a simp
This is Sunday Lunch for Timmy.
Murderers and rapists in prisons get fed better than this. It not right.
Not even any meat or stuffing.
Dimebag? more like Meinkampf.
Mark making his perilous journey to CEX for a cash injection. It lush.
HAHA this is class mate. Post of the day
but I don't see her much since she took her abroad.
Not legal to do this btw
Oven item
g-give the b-basket back you incel!
SSM can operate a microwave
What am I gonna do exactly? Police? Fuck off they're useless. The Foreign Office? Useless. Directly contacting the Jamaican authorities? Hahahahahahha, are you serious?
Sometimes the bad guys just win, lad.
SSM can operate a microwave
Proof?
Seething Sunday
I am reasonably certain that Chika is actually a Tory MP posting pseudonymously
is he always in the hospital or are these all reposts?
Kept seeing mongs repost that one about watching tennis in hospital for weeks tbqh
Corr, not perfect, but tastes great. Bit less time in t'oven for the muffins next time, but dinner is served.
How was she able to move him out of the UK without your consent?
Can just imagine Mark taking his oven on the train to Poole
does Isabel need a foot cleaner? emailing her talent agency now to find out
nitter.poast.org
He's been in hospital for about three months now.
Coorrrr now those are bussin lad
750 to rent his own childhood boxroom
Be careful children the bag man is in town, he steals your bag or lets you know that he could have
Too hot to do anything. I stew.
went down to 1 quid from a tenner I put it and got saved by the bonus spins
going to get a t shirt that says mentally unwell and get DAMAGED tattooed on me forehead x
Do you not have a fan in your boxroom, Ruthlad? I can buy you one.
Good afternoon. Hope you are doing well. But thats not me.
23 stone
It's over lads. I've lost the battle against the snacks. All I crave is sweeties and crisps.
Bad news, lids. They only give him 20 quid for his oven. It not right. They say it smelled of dog so had to knock the price down.
A fan just moves warm air around, it doesn't have a cooling effect
Have you thought about dieting?
He happy to get that twenty quid. He straight down to make a ten quid bet on the bookies then spend the other ten down at kebab shop x
20c in Hastings. Not even that hot
Why is his head so fucking big?
The beast of Banbury is pushing 30 stone, his blood is practically tomato bean sauce (Heinz)
SSM bumping into Wops in CEX
20c is the limit for the UK
anymore and everyone looses their fucking minds
For me? IT's the Shipmeal. The classic dinner devised by none other than the Shipster itself. It so LUSH. Feel free to change the pizza for something breaded, beige and crispy.
Good mixture of carbs and protein. Also two of your five a day (beans, pizza)
For me? IT's the [dolly]meal. The classic dinner devised by none other than the [dolly] itself. It so LUSH. Feel free to change the pizza for something breaded, beige and crispy.
doors and corners kinda Monday incoming x
Sticky Sunday
We all bit shoppy for a Shippy trolley. You don't need much more really. LUSH ribena, doughnuts, waffles, microwave wizzas, beans and processed chicken slices.
It was just the muffins that weren't the best (overdone and pushed the meat and egg out when biting into it), but really tasty. Lincolnshire sausages are best for the homemade mcmuffin, IMO, desu.
Hmmm so Ebin was dollymong all along. Interesting.
Fuckin hell, some people simply cannot run their own lives lol
It was the Swanster mate.
Don't know who or what dollymong is, qrd?
Don't know who or what dollymong is
I knew that years ago but kept quiet
I don't know about that, but he is definitely a poster that obsessively posts about other posters.
Are Mark needs a new Benji to replace his motability car.
Ebin doesn't even post here lad. He's a successful YouTuber now
Only cheeka, Banbury beast and niche references to Nubs
So that was the fate of Benji 1.0.
It not right
What's dollymong's MO?
I'm not dollymong
But here is a list of dollies I spam about
List? What list?
100% chika, yep, he does have a soft (but gets hard I assume) spot for chika.
I think it's more than those 3, but it's all speculation.
3 dollies constitutes a list, no?
Febreeze in a smelly Newcastle studio flat
He's a successful YouTuber now
whats his channel?
Shippy the main dollymong
followed by Britnormie
Remember his lawfag sockpuppet?
Ebin went back to his home planet after a nasty incident with some cottage cheese.
wouldn't risk buying milk in this heat.
How do you end things with a girl I'm dating for 9 months. Just don't feel it really - she's great and has done nothing wrong, and clearly likes me a lot. I'd much rather be dumped than to have to do the dumping.
I get all my milk fresh from my wife's BF's cock.
He literally mogs basically every other lad here.
Ebin won.
HE'S LIVE
youtu.be
HE'S LIVE
Would love to have Scarborough seafront on my doorstep. Went there last year. It lush.
That high pitched voice.... it's for comedic effect, right?
That high pitched voice.... it's for comedic effect, right?
melty
No, that is his real voice.
You should have left it a bit longer, or posted with a phone to make it appear at similar time, so as not to be such a blatant samefag.
mely
Oof. Will you be able to recover?
I never said or implied I was two different people, lad. Yeah I posted twice, so? Is that a crime? Is that against the rules?
Fucking grow up you sad wanker.
seaside mong spending his days posting about some fat smelly alcoholic from dorset . what a life.
mely
Oh dear Shiplad
>mely
Oh dear Shiplad
mely
Your post is too petulant to have the words "grow up" in it.
Ebin sounds like Employed Woman kek
Your post is too petulant to have the words "grow up" in it.
mely
Thanks for letting me know mate, I'll get right on it and delete and remake the post with more appropriate language, cheers!
that's semen, lad. probably even with sperm mixed in.
Ebin's voice is fine. But he should get rid of the zoomer haircut. Not a good look in your 30s mate.
Serious question, how many of you actually have a gf?
65 subscribers
It not right
what the FUCK is his issue with the skate park?
Bit of a melty coming on strong.
Bit of a mely coming on strong.
So HHL lives in an assisted living facilty but other than getting his food cooked what kind of assistance does he actually get? He is able to destroy himself constantly with alcohol, he is allowed to have literal drug addicts over in the middle of the night, he gets zero help with his mental health. Is this normal?
So HHL lives in an assisted living facilty
No, it's a care home
ssm having the time of his life on an industrial estate
That post about a antfarm so good lole. I screenshoted it in my folder "fav posts" on my phone.
There's no need to get so angry lad.
No, it's a care home
same thing, no?
Help with bills, help with his application for benefits payments, 3 meals cooked a day, secure accommodation, his own bedroom and toilet, his own air fryer, toaster, microwave and telly.
I had one several years ago, none since, not sure if I want one again or if I'm just too jaded and miserable to benefit from it.
SSM playing bumboy music now
Had to turn him off
Wasting me weekend watching a fat bloke sitting in a deckchair listening to boomer music. It lush.
What does 'help with mental health' even look like in practice? There isn't really anything that can be done for mental health problems except for various levels of pharmaceutical sedation.
MENOL ELF is such a fucking grift.
I CALL MY DONG THE CROTCHTOWER
You'll never dance to rave music outside Screwfix with SSM
Why live
SCUSE ME
WHILE I KISS THIS GUY
Ugly gorilla
My big sister came on surprise visit on sat morning (yday) so we went out all day nd avin a bbq in the garden now in a bit. Me nd mam nd sis nd stpdad nd stpbrother nd his wife. Am so so so tired cus ive not rly stopped now since i went 2 the group on Friday. But am happy. X have a nice day
Your mind is more powerful than you give it credit for anon. They want you to believe you are helpless, and the only solution is medicinal. That is not the case.
Corrrrr you'll need a big lie in tomorrow to recover, lid. Enjoy. x
Is that the anal-loving sister living in London?
Wait she loves anal? Confirmed? Cooorr can't believe I missed this little lorenugget.
You're gross lad, you really don't need to objectify people like that, even if it is to try and get a rise out of someone.
Find SSM and win a prize
I just wanna smell and sniff and lick in this world that we live in x
when i speak of 'people' generally, in the plural, i specifically mean males.
even when talking about children: i mean boys.
maybe reddit is more your speed, champ
i came here for the anime all this 'anal' business is new. maybe on some mad Anon Babble type board but i wasn't going NEAR any of that filth!
Coooorrrrr, check out this naughty minx
Shame she got it covered up though. If you love it then show it off loud and proud!
Maybe. Or maybe we could just stop pointlessly winding other people up by talking about their sisters taking willards up their shitpipes. Gets a bit repetitive
NTA but mocking each other has been part of /britfeel/ culture from day 1.
Ruth sat in the park in her sun dress eyeing up the black lads playing football
random news article from 6 years ago
yep, time to play terraria
my loneliness is killing me x
Mad that i texhnically have a whole entire new family bc of my mams marriage. Stp family. But bc I known my stp dad since like 07 when I was in school still. But never rly met his family until past few years. So even tho we're st*p related i dont fink they rly care about me much. But its kewl I guess.
dead fluoride stare reaction from denime shirt woman
Yo what the fuck? Macron, Merz and Starmer getting a fucking wag in LMAO. Holy shit look at their faces, they know they fucked up hard. Macron looks like he's about to claw his eyes out.
get a job, I no longer care because im thankful to be alone and away from the office normies, only have to see them 3x a week and thats too much.
whats with the nitter links
not clicking
should I buy the thing remastered on steam? love the thing, never played it on ps2, dunno. Or is vidya just a waste of money.
youtu.be
I know that feel lad
Thanks to my friends cmbyname lad and Angela lad and lollers lad we can feel some connection on this floating rock x
Alright then here you go lad
x.com/SilentlySirs/status/1921506036449427848#m
and taking control
jealousy
turn incense into the sea
Oh aye nd the JW contact me this morning. From I asked some ppl I got told jw is weird but they dont force u into their thing nd brainwash you if you dont want to. For some reason I thought it was like a scientology thing. Well ill try to be open minded ncase I can make sum pals. But not responding yet,will mull over
Looks like a dirty napkin desu
do you think youre better off aloooooone
do you tihnk youre beeeetter off alone
talk to me
oooOOOoooo talk to me
youtube.com
Jehovah witness are a control cult lad. they prey on the poor and dumb.
so dregs of society like you basically.
OH BABY YOU!
which one wear the special underwear? fjcking lol. Either johomos or Mormons, one of them do something called ''soaking'' where they put the willy in the fanny but dont move and someone else has to shake the bed.
bored lonely and depressed, am I not
sorry but this has to be made up
found old letter from ex-gf
it's some long list of "i'm sorry for ____"
then a series of "thank you for ____"s
bit sad now.
That's mormons. It's funny when religious people think they find a loophole, but forget god sees everything.
toss it straight in the bin if you know whats good for you x
Thats's the Mormons/LDS de lad.
They also paint their faces.
nah that needs binning immediately, rebuke this bad vibe
nah it has sentimental value and takes up an A4-paper-sized area of space.
HOW WOULD YOU
Describe new McCains vibes?!
here is a high res picture of the cocaine bag (aka napkin)
Fat poof and a can of febreeze
Fat poof and a can of febreeze
our PM routinely photographed with a bottle of whiskey in his office
probably makes him relatable
might even be there on purpose
i wish being a politician was like being a monk, or something.
Thank you GCHQ, good work getting the AI doctored image out so promptly and for starting to spread it around the internet to literally spread disinformation - of which one of your mandates is to counter lol.
whats this about? I cant find anything on Mormon face paint
god I fucking hate his face so much, literally looks like someones lesbian nan, no wonder hes getting his arse blown out by lord ali and his marriage has fallen apart and his kids a tranny
Didn't lady sozzles leave him, after he got caught sucking off lord ali?
keir looks very gay to me, like a typical gay man
remember when deepfakes could potentially show politicians saying/doing anything?
its now 8 pints only
its over
de lad.
you're not allowed to say this
it's like a white person saying the N word
phwoar 2025 love it x
a prime minister should be capable of bayoneting a man
He actually looks like a middle aged lesbian on TRT lol
Was this person born with a penis? Do they still have it?
penis and balls intact and down to fuck de lad
He actually went full tranny mode. kinell
love cocaine me ngl
He's back
it's mental how little of it you have to take.
i know money-wise, that's still loads. just talking about the actual matter. don't blame Victorians for inventing it, not one bit.
I would fuck James Charles raw, I don't give a fuck
yeah make another post about seaside mark im sure britfeel will love it
He listening to them good old Husemartins right now
post another foot im sure britfeel will love it
The truth of the matter is that there are plenty of 5'7" 4/10 pudgy guys who fuck a lot and can consistently get pussy.
You don't get pussy because you're a fucking pariah who women would rather get murdered by than engage in child-rearing with.
you're wet because you're covered in water
you are gay because you are covered in cum
sniff that lmao x
Is this a jewish thing to turn me gay? Like seriously that is better than 99% of arses on biological women.
if you just took a shower, women would find the cum-free you more appealing.
healthy 24 stone lad
shower
shave
dress for your obesity
smile more and interrupt girls everywhere you go
lmao
they can't stand to hear the truth
Proud founder member of the never having sex club
knocks on door
cmbyname lad looks through his ring door cam
HEEEEY ANON SHOW ME YOUR GARDEN FFS I WANNA SEE WHAT YOU R GROWING
Girls are attracted to conformity. The real rebels are always the incels.
Britfeel isn't a nonce safe haven
Penises are more aesthetically pleasing than vaginas anyway. Don't need any pussy me. Not a fudge packer tho.
True love or unconditional love, whatever you wanna call it, isn't real. Every relationship has conditions, every relationship is based fundamentally on some kind of transaction. You will not luck out and stumble upon a woman who loves 'you for you', she has to want something you have to offer and if you're such a fucking dysgenic dead-end dosser loser freak then you offer nothing and no woman will want you.
You will not escape your shit life unless you make changes and fix yourself into a man that women want to be with and even then it's not a guarantee.
You're fucked.
fuck off incel mong nobody wants you here
Siggi Langnasen once described /britfeel/ as 'The I ain't getting any crowd'
real life involves real compromise
you're so smart anon wowee
put out an '''anonymised''' YouGov survey,
should we bring back the death penalty for nonces?
take the DNA, fingerprints, and encryption keys of anyone who answers 'no'.
Arse like chewed bubblegum.
Genetic determinism is the true blackpill. Nature didn't intend for me to pass my genes on and I won't.
Oh fuck off mate I had forgotten about this one, now I'm gonna be giggling to myself for days, kinell lad
Posted it just for you mate.
The majority of the public already wants the death penalty back. The government will fight tooth and nail against what the public wants though because they genuinely believe in the nonsense of universal human rights.
isabel has to prepare for the scat session she has planned for me tonight x
if they did that, what's stopping suicidal people from committing serious crimes?
On benefits for more than two years? Death penalty.
Why bother when you can just kill yourself very easily already?
there is something compelling about the look of those drinks: similar to latte art or baking shaped cakes.
but fuck me they can NOT be pleasant to drink. don't care how much of a sweet tooth you have.
Um, because most people, even very suicidal ones, don't want to commit serious crimes?
you can't tell me this.
wtf?
did he get a BBL
when the penalty for robbery was death, highwaymen threw in some murders to get rid of the witnesses.
i wouldn't commit SERIOUS crimes but i'd rob a supermarket chain or something, maybe stuff nobody would even miss/notice.
suicidal people don't exactly have much more to lose.
He's likely had a few BBLs, their effects are additive cooorrrrr.
When the punishment for robbery was death, both the robbery and murder rates of the country were astronomically lower than they are today. The bloody code was so effective that there is a compelling theory that because we killed so many stupid violent impulsive retards through selecting against criminally inclined people, that it improved the average IQ of the nation so much so quickly it was what allowed England to begin the Industrial Revolution before any other country with similar circumstances.
The death penalty works.
p-please get a job guys... please
tried mate
not wasting any more time on linkedin and other bollox job websites
theyre all a load of bollox
She's going to get back up, and get him. You don't just hit them with a branch once, see them go down bleeding and think yep that's that problem taken care of. You smash her fucken skull in.
how should I spend my Sunday
I know replying to my own mentally ill takes on how society should be ran
Not worked in over 30 years. Why would I bother now?
Alri SSM lad
the fact you have been enabled to sit on your arse doing fuck all for 30 years is unfortunate. you have no one who cares about whether you wake up or not. surviving on bare minimum pittance payments from the state. sad sad life.
you have no one who cares about whether you wake up or not.
Mark has Helen. Who do you have lad?
The Bloody Code didn't work since juries were incredibly reluctant to sentence people to death for trivial offences and it was later replaced by transportation. Your rightoid pals on Anon Babble and Twitter are full of shit.
mentally ill losers need far right extremist ideologies because otherwise they would have to take responsibility for themselves and the state of their shite lives lmao x
Lets just get it out in the open: if you are pro-British you are probably likely to be a terrorist.
Let's get this out in the open
DEEZ NUTS
mentally ill losers need far left extremist ideologies because otherwise they would have to take responsibility for themselves and the state of their shite lives lmao x
eva's lovely hair x
What do you put the odds of taxes being increased in the Autumn budget lads?
Can't see how Labour have any other choice unless they decide to simply slash massive swathes of the state they won't lol
I'd say 90% likely x
putting eva's hair in a ponytail and using it as a handle to rein her in while I'm fucking her anally
Its true that romantic love is a myth, you won't hear anything about that in the bible. Its an invention of the modern world. People can't love you, they can only love themselves in you. Because of what you do for them emotionally. In any case your inner world is completely unknowable and that goes both ways.
Good news is if you accept that then maybe you'll stop being such a miserable woman hating mong.
Would you lads eat Mark's arse for thousand quid?
Er, no? Would you? What year are you living in where a thousand quid is a good amount of money?
Not a thousand. Maybe 10k
That's two months rent and some change de lid. Gonna take a hard pass on this one.
I would that's a lot of money to me.
Giving a thousand pounds to a dosser to eat a disgusting obese man's arsehole sounds like a Bullingdon Club initiation ritual
I'd eat Mark's arse for free. He deserve it.
arse eating on for free
Eating Mark's lush for free and it 4x fishy, 4x shitty and 8x lush.
When it comes to eating arse, are you more of a tongue-poke or a back-and-forth lapper?
I like to lube the arse up and get my entire head in there.
You're at the britfeel summer bbq 2025.
You go to the toilet for a slash and HHL follows you in.
He offers to suck you off as long as you don't tell the lads.
What do you do?
Punch his head in and smash his cock to bits with a toilet lid.
lads wanting to lick bumholes
poo poo comes from there
I would lick an 18 year old Stoya's arsehole.
blood comes out of fannies
Pink as candy floss her arsehole is.
Why is the thread so quiet atm?
Dear santa, I know it's a bit early, but, can I have this for Christmas? Cheers pal.
Love anon.
Corrrr I'd shove my cock up her pussy and maybe her arse and play with those tits too while I'm at it.
Which dolly would you like to talk about?
such a handsome boy
needs to lose that suit jacket though
Which dolly would you like to talk about?
MB
What IRL British youth subcultures are emerging? The internet killed youth subcultures except for one.
Roadmen drill music. Even that is dying because the police locked up most of the biggest artists.
flowers mainly. went a bit lazy on it last few weeks
think i've bulked too much, thought i wasnt too bad, had some muscle gain - moved up from skinny to kinda regular, went out for pizza earlier, got home, looked in the mirror and i look fucking pregnant. maybe just horribly bloated but time for a cut eeeeee
youtube.com
Sean getting dragged out of the Jobcentre kicking and screaming by two Nigerian security guards after punching his work coach
Thinking about Ruth's genitals
friend keeps asking to go for a beer on sunday even though I have told him multiple times I like to stay at home reading
how am I supposed to deal with this?
Thinking about Ebin's squeaky voice
the police locked up most of the biggest artists.
Laura's pert arse
Garn order a wizza HHL style
when i order a pizza i always order two so the delivery guy doesn't think im a lonely incel
My mum is pissed because i spent 970 pounds on a drone. She was off on holiday 2 weeks and left me one of her credit cards said to use it for whatever I need it was the only thing I bought other than some shopping and a few just eat orders. She can spent 3 grand on a holiday for her and my stepdad in a 5 star hotel, and they did not take me with them. And I'm just meant to sit here and do nothing for 2 weeks?
Not the best LARP, not very believable
Pointless living as an incel. Going to become an alcoholic.
incel with an alcohol problem
Why would I make it up? Got the dji mini 4, she makes like 3 grand a month in her job and my stepdad makes even more, I'm on universal credit. I don't think the amount I spent over 2 weeks was unreasonable and probably nothing to them. I haven't been a holiday in about 10 years and my mum goes one every summer. I bet they spent plenty on themselves too while they were over there too, but my limit is 10 quid a day on a ready meal and some odds and ends?
it's her money lad
kill yourself little cock
She told me to use the card for 2 weeks and that was the only major thing I bought. They spent 6 grand on themselves easily for the holiday all in. Now my stepdad is saying I should give them 100 a month of my universal credit for the rest of the year to pay it back, what in the actual fuck? They have zero money worries and the mortgage is paid off, I have no idea why they are so stingy.
No, I don't think I will.
There are actually lads who bury their knobs in prime tuppence on a regular basis who then go on to claim to be 'depressed'. Give me a break.
I don't think you are going to get much sympathy here. you spent her money on a drone and she's understandably angry about that. when she told you to use the card, she likely meant to buy essentials, not a drone that costs nearly 1k. like I said, it's her money which she worked for.
anyway, are you starting an auditing channel?
Got the dji mini 4
Same drone DJ Audits has.
is this sweet or grim?
always joking about sharting but i just sharted for real
going to be getting a wops job shortly
Ruth's fudge dispenser
it's her money which she worked for.
Sounds like she's getting the money from a sugar daddy
Ordered a massive 3 ate dinner and I'm not even that hungry
What does a girl's arse stink like bros
isnt it obvious? like, it just depends on the person, do they clean, do they not clean?
Let me lick yours clean, lass
it always has a slight stink even if they clean, not a bad thing though
What does your arse stink like
nu wastle fred
i do shower every day, you know,
im sure this applies to literally everyone, and also, vaginas OR anuses arent supposed to smell like fresh washing or flowers
Eva make a new thread pls