/britfeel/

Why have we let a newfag determine we have new threads at 400 posts? Some Anon Babble reject? Just a random retard?

spastic NEET having a melty over the new thread being too early

You might not believe me, but I prefer science fiction novels over watching the Kardashians. Um yeah women like us exist.

panic attack? my router's hacked by some canadian faggot and he's been posting in here for some years and i use to get griefed a lot but things seem to have calmed down for some reason

Making new threads 100 posts early gimmick

You'll all be posting drivel tommorow

Leftists be like haha yes this is a slam dunk! Without realising that the promise of 'you can have food and shelter' is an enormous downgrade to the quality of life that virtually everyone in the West enjoys. Even our poor people have luxuries the likes of which third worlders couldn't dream of. Just bizarre really.

Does Free Willy exist?

Imagine how powerful a telescope you need to see the other side of the world, let alone the end of the galaxy.

We can take radiation from distant galaxies and pass it through gas under high voltage. The gas electrons will absorb specific frequencies of light creating and absorption spectra.
The absorbtion spectra of distant galaxies indicates they have been redshifted at a longer wavelength. Due to the Doppler effect, this means they are moving away from us.

Moreover, we can work out the distance to certain stars just by the parallax angle between a star far away background stars that appear to be stationary.

t. Physics degree.

I'm posting drivel now lad

I've hit the wall and I don't wash myself so you should be attracted to my intellect now is how it works

Also don't forget that she doesn't do anal. What man would want to be in a relationship with such a prudish bitch?

You might not believe me, but I prefer science fiction novels over watching the Kardashians. Um yeah women like us exist.

Most lads here would prefer watching the Kardashians to reading anything. Kardashians have big bums. Most lads here are complete fucking 90 IQ retarded Neets who fucked up school and lack social skills.

Divorced, 52, unemployed, don't wear makeup, only keep male friends, looking for a Mr. Right who appreciates my intellect looking for my prince charming

Yet you've only started this gimmick lately.
There is no difference in the quality of posts at the start of a thread, and the end of a thread.
You pushing for a new thread when it's not needed, is speeding up threads, so the quality will drop as people are just wanting to spam a gimmick while they can. If you're so anxious when a thread is nearing the end, why are you trying to make the threads shorter? Surely a thread that lasts longer would ease your LARPy anxiety?

Not giving lowercase seether who WILL capitalise words for EFFECT a (You).
We sussed you out years ago.

yeh im low iq that's why i got some cisco certs and training in it support, programming? I can't do that shite and it's boring as hell. I know my place me im a dum dum

Don't worry lads, the new target (how it's a target and not simply a diktat I'm not exactly sure, but trust the experts!) is now 350,000 net. That's only a little over the population of Coventry every year.

52 year old American woman with an anal fetish

yanklass deserves anal sex

R Keir gonna stop all the immigrants coming over. Yay

Did I mention I'm an alcoholic and don't like music?

Nothing will happen de la

I made my first post on the matter in December lad.

desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/79838695/#79843725

Though in truth I was just silently suffering for a good long while before. Since taking control of my life and emotions I have felt more confident and happier. Why can't you be happy for me too instead of seething incoherently at nothing.

Literally none of this was achieved. Why did Rishi lie?

might post my erect cockle

One more thing I have two grown sons who I never see, I mog all women though because I don't wear makeup

One of the worst things about modern society is the inability for a low IQ working class man to just work a hard manual job and afford to support a family.

If lads just had job opportunities that involved laying bricks/chopping lumber/moving heavy shit in a factory we would all be grand. We train 70-90 IQ lads in school to work on subjects they hate for reasons that are unclear. AI will make it only worse.

One more thing I have two grown sons who I never see, I mog all women though because I don't wear makeup

melty

If I was incoherent, you would not have known what I said.

Weak bait.

Faggot.

I was watching some stoic videos to learn some stuff, the faggots posting here hurr durr neet that doesn't go outside why you looking at that, why what am i suppose to do blame others and seethe instead?

If you keep bullying me you'll start to give me post-300 anxiety lad.

bullying me

Post-40 anxiety lads. Make a new thread now

Anon's posts about having post-400 anxiety give me anxiety now. You know it's coming but you don't know when. I wish he would think of my mental health.

beta baiter

Holy christ you lot are total spackers. Starting to think you should all be forced to be on bennies whether you like it or not just to keep you away from normal people.

nice tetras

Do not give me any (you)s, I get really bad post-(you) anxiety.

can a masturbater, master his beta, or will he remain trying to be a master baiter?

What is the UKs next big music genre?

We had UK Grime and UK drill. That shit has declined dramatically due to most of the cunts being arrested.

What else could we develop? Do we need a new rock based microgenre? Something macho, a bit aggressive and British like Oasis were in the 90s.

master baiter

mass debate or masturbate?

The time to sort out immigration was 40+ years ago before the demographics shifted. These reactionary mongs kicking off about it now because they're starting to notice that their town is all brown got put in checkmate while asleep at the wheel.

Imagine stuffing your bellend into the female crevice

You realise that the public, despite feeling that something is deeply wrong, is still asleep at the wheel, right? The median voter thinks that immigration is currently at 70,000 a year net.

Um am not high iq(not being modest, done test, not posting result) nd I read books all the time on my kindle.mostly religion books,non fiction. I dnt really like fictional books. Some is ok but usually it doesn't appeal reading some made up drivel that never happened for 300 pages nd pretending like it happened when it didnt. Idk I like fake stuff on the telly like LOST but for some reason in a book am just like what are we doing here mate.
I genuinely had this,,only got over it kinda last year,I never mentioned it bc if u mention something like that ppl can use it to wind you up so I basically just never responded and sometimes never read yous. It feels like being shouted at. But am not that fussed now but sometimes ill still put off looking at it for ages depending on my nerves

Any female crevices in mind?

I prefer the arsehole, but I'll take pussy if I have to.

Need one of them machetes to cut through yanklass' arse hairs

These posts should have been made in the thread that hasn't reached bump limit.

Low IQ hard working people tend to be fine these days. It's low IQ lazy people who suffer.

yeh well i didn't lose my virginity to that spanish escort that you heard off my phone, lost mine a long time ago the normal way dating.

Oh my days mate give it a rest. Just appreciate that you don't have message-board-based anxiety attacks and fuck off.

if we start with the assumption that my physics model is true then we can explain these tiny measurements as being distant galaxies

just ignore the fact our physics model is known broken and doesn't explain why detectable matter is only 15% of what it's supposed to be

Being forced to buy new hardware because a commercial closed source OS decides it is obsolete. Why?

adds the message board gimmick for some extra spice

Cretin.

Dark matter is a psyop though. The rotation of galaxies can be explained by quantised inertia.
youtube.com/watch?v=fnNKC82wUmY

You can already tell its gna be tooooooo hot soon. Gies peace man

Because most normies are mongs and will eat a plate of shit if you tell them it's normal to do so.

GNU/Linux feels like owning a house. Windows feels like renting one from someone who looks through your belongings and rearranges your furniture every few months with "feature" updates.

Yeah I do which is why I don't care about this issue anymore as it's already a done deal. Anyone kicking off about it now is simply reacting to the discomfort of being asphyxiated by browns and their lashing out was all accounted for by those in power. They're all going to be snuffed out while still believing that are Nigel is going to send them all back.

Linux users feel like vegans

GNU/Linux feels like owning a house.

Most normies are changing phones every other year. They truly do not give a shit about sustainability.

youtube.com/watch?v=Jy0kgXXKS6U

Chad will be having sex all summer with multiple females while I rotmax

country folk rock, led by r glad

It's not sold as normal, it's sold as convenience. Sold to mongs like me who are too plebby to learn something about a device we use. Then the continued use of these convenient ways becomes normal.

Did you know I use Linux? What do I actually do on it? Look at Anon Babble and youtube. This requires Linux did I mention I use Linux?

Linux is the equivalent of owning a couple of chickens which gives you free eggs for ages and then give you delicious, fresh, organic meat for a fraction of the price in the shops, all while normies look over at you and laugh and call you weird as they scarf another chlorinated, atrazine infused salmonella ridden bucket of deep fried slop.

Did you know I use Linux? What do I actualIy do on it? Look at Anon Babble and youtube. This requires Linux did I mention I use Linux?

if that's all you use your computer for then you probably are better off with linux

Oh but I do anon, I get anxious when new threads are started, as the quality of posts doesn't usually improve till mid thread. But unfortunately towards the end of threads post quality usually diminishes as people are waiting till the new thread to be the first to post their gimmicks/switch up baity routines/what have you.

Add gaming and thats all 99% of this thread uses a computer for. Their OS is irrelevant.

This. I don't get where the idea that puts forward comes from. That somehow barebones usage mean linux isn't optimal. Huh?

What do I actually do on it? Look at Anon Babble and youtube.

If all you use is a web browser that destroys the only slightly valid criticism of linux thougheverbeit.

BUT ITS NOT WINDOWS THATS WHAT EVERYONE USES WHY SHOULD I BE DIFFERENT BEING OUTSIDE THE NORM SCARES ME IM A SHEEP FAGGOT AND I LOVE SPYWARE ANYWAY MAKES ME FEEL SAFE INNIT

We use a program called crossmark at work and the number of times I've typed in crossmong reflexively and then had to go back and correct it is a bit worrying. Might need some time away from this place.

Most bints (even those that pretend they don't care about relationships) will be filled up with chads goo. No woman is innocent and waiting for mr right. Once their ovaries get tingly, chad will be there.

Same lad. Not had a drop of pussy in all my 35 years.

My brain wanted crossmark to be crossmong as well

Ruby Granger

I like Unjaded Jade (Jade Bowler). She went from classic middle class Swot/Head Girl to completely batshit insane wellness-Buddhist- live, laugh, love content creator.

We use a program called peggingpad at work and the number of times I've typed in pegginglad reflexively and then had to go back and correct it is a bit worrying. Might need some time away from this place.

Got this thing where I read "eva6" as "crossmong sockpuppet"

Is shippy here? How's his day going?

What makes a Chad a Chad. Personality? Looks? Combination?

What are the political and philosophical outlooks of the Chad?

Nice white space

Faggot

Not familiar with Jade but Ruby is an absolute fraud with rich parents.

Nobody
cares

white spacing

is fine
and normal.

Deal with it. 'Reddit spacing' is just a dumb meme.

Yanklass' virgin butthole

I

love

whit spacing

it is
cool
and

fun

and it

winds up
very special boys.

Leftoids beginning their rabid seethe about net third world migration facing cuts from 1m to only 600k.

he's having a melty over being called a redditor

Forehead on that. Ckin hell. Looks like ant mcpartlin

Chad is a combination of low inhibition, extremely low anxiety (almost none in any situation), and conventional masculine good looks (tall, square jaw etc).

The interesting thing is that these traits are completely heritable. You cannot earn them and you cannot fake them. You can only get them through genetics.

I

am

a proud

redditor

reddit is fine

and based and

cool.

suck it.

whit psacing

Ask me how I know you're wit less

l've done myseIf

She's admitted that she's done it in the past, so she's not an anal virgin, it's just that she's very prudish and won't give up her but for anyone other than the Chad she thought was her forever man and still stalks and messages to this day fifteen years after they split up.
Maybe she just misses him digging up her back yard eh?

Not satisfied w/ sleep duration,,going bk2bed

It's 'cruel', lad. Did you know that? Allowing on 600,000 third worlders into the UK is actually 'cruel'. Wow, I didn't know that.

I got asked out by a normie deanette broad who went to my school years ago.

What do we think her angle is?

What do we think her angle is?

LARPing on britfeel

Chad is a combination of low inhibition, extremely low anxiety (almost none in any situation), and conventional masculine good looks (tall, square jaw etc).

The interesting thing is that these traits are completely heritable. You cannot earn them and you cannot fake them. You can only get them through genetics.

Low inhibition and low anxiety can come from just straight up low IQ tbqh and limited socialisation though. When people are just too dumb to have any inhibition or anxiety.

Like that lad Mizzy. The lad just had no inhibition or anxiety because there was not a lot going on inside his head.

I just long for the sweet release, but not in an an hero kind of way.

Yeah same
It will be a relief when death comes but I'm in no rush

I have no energy to work or do anything other than rotmaxx in my boxroom. Can't see it getting any better.

No OP but I'm going to start making threads at 300 and then when that become the norm I'll do them at 250 and so on XD XD xDDDD

I'm ok with it being ASAP.

This is the real secret. Chad doesn't necessarily have a high IQ and in-fact actually usually doesn't.

If you had a high IQ, would you swap it for being a chad?

dont do anything

life doesn't get any better

"pfft, what's the point, nothing ever gets any better"

extroverted american woman won't stop posting absolute drivel in the teams channel

She's like a reddit thread, every comment has to get a comment, every detail she finds mildly amusing about anything is posted about, random photos of shit she's doing in her life nobody cares about. It's so fucking tiring.

Take it from a certified high-IQ assburger failed normie - it's awful and low-IQ retardmaxxing bennie claimants have it much better.

In 2025 higher IQ just increases your capacity for suffering.

Secret is high IQ + low inhibition and no anxiety. That is the way of the Nietzschean Ubermensch. Would love to have that.

Ultimately, being a high IQ maths professor with a nice wife probably does have a better life than a mentally stunted roadman who has a lot of pengtings.

gonna go for a run soon, not been for a run for about 18 months, probably gonna end up passing out but yea

Secret is high IQ + low inhibition and no anxiety

Do these people exist?

Not satisfied w/ sleep duration,,going bk2bed

fascinating

Oh aye, got back into running a few months back after a year or so break. Ankles hurt quite a bit, but I feel like that's because the route where I am now is mostly pavement sadly. You'll be surprised how quickly you get back into the swing of things.

Finally you're here lad. You were sorely needed last thread.

Is growing tits an acceptable side effect to keep your hair as a man?

Women are far more put off by men with tits than they are bald men.

Finally you're here lad.

Who am I?

Not sure that's true lad. I think they're probably about equal.

Do these people exist?

Successful entrepreneurs and traders who get rich - those who take big but calculated risks. Mathematician and finance guru Nassim Taleb is a bit like that - massively aggressive cunt on twitter but very high IQ mixed with very low inhibition due to his aggressive and narcissistic personality. His books are fascinating tho.

Low inhibition and no anxiety can be summed up with one word: Bravery. I think as a man one should exercise bravery the same one exercises muscles in the gym and intellect through studying/reading.

Anxiety/fear/inhibition gets less and less with practise. Drive a motorbike. Go skydiving. Learn to tombstone. Feed the homeless in a dangerous area. Get into a fight. Take calcuated risks and your inhibition gets less and less just like weight becomes easier and easier with lifting.

Bravery really is the core masculine virtue that attracts women.

Successful entrepreneurs and traders who get rich

Met many and they were all high anxiety.

Possibly they were cokeheads and obsessed with risk. Hyper conscientious and with an obsessive work ethic.

I AM NOT WORKING FUCK I NEED TO WORK

Still capable of taking big risks tho lad. That is the point.

I too, as someone who posts with spackers in /britfeel/, know many successful, rich entrepreneurs.

Pork chops for din dins so get in. Pisshead mate asking what my plans are for the playoff game. Might get messy.

chatGPT responses

Can confirm that a lot of overdue shagging occurred last night. I feel lighter. It lush x

Can confirm zimmy is just another larp dolly

With the extent that his posts are all the same, I might start referring to HHL as SeanGPT.

Who do you think had a chat gpt response?

i still dont know who that is, can someone actually tell me??

Big if true. This will have major consequences for me.

Have a look for big posts, usually verbose.

Being "successful" doesn't cure loneliness or make you feel connected. In fact, building something from scratch usually isolates you. Your mates can't relate, your family don't get it, and your colleagues and clients expect you to have all the answers. Half the people I know who made it came from rough backgrounds. Working class, small towns, bad schools. Success doesn't delete that chip on your shoulder. So yeah, you can mix with people who are successful and rich (and maybe even be a bit successful yourself) and still feel dead inside sometimes. Shocker, right?

Kek. Lad, you might just be a bit dim. Some people are simply verbose. Some people's propensity for verbosity is simply a reflection of their impressive intellect and the fact that they just read a lot.

I just read books. I have read some of the work of Nassim Taleb recently and I find some of the work interesting. It is depressing that anything that doesnt look like it's written by a teenager is interpreted as AI generated.

A lot of non-uni educated people have no idea what the top 20% IQ people are actually like and it shows.

Quite funny that he can't even conceive of people being able to have a conversation in anything other than ebonics. I hate to say projection, but...

Stole UK chairman from makaveli
Stole Apu posting from Fren on Anon Babble
Stole youtube fame from bus woman having a melty
Stole being an alcoholic from SSM
Stole w posting from pizza wizza poster
Stole your politics from Hitler
Stole cheers x from footmong
Stole place in care home
Great "world"

wiggle wiggle bum bum corr

Gotcha. How. Did. I. Know. You. Would. Reply.

What is with the obsession over only using full stops?
Dumb cunt walked straight into the trap, being led by his over inflated sense of self importance.

Feel like a nice big steak for dinner tonight with all the trimmings. Will you be joining me NEETs?

The Wearside banter thief

funny how Helen didn't appear in any of SSM's Newquay videos

Kek, true, he's a composite of good posters.

Anissa Kate, if I'm not mistaken

Stole trip name from name of a meme somebody else made
Might as well be "wojak guy"

Hahaha you responded to my post on this message forum meant for responding to posts

Can't post sexual content on youtube pal

please talk about my bald black wife lads, please.

You just know Benny is some autismo spacker who needs his mum to take him to a passport appointment

pop your trip back on and I will zimmers

Wait she's bald? Lorechive check?

Instead, Britain became a one-nation experiment in open borders. The damage this has done to our country is incalculable.

If you want to live in the UK, you should speak English. That's common sense.

The pure theory that simply higher migration numbers necessarily leads to higher growth I think has been tested in the last four years. We quadrupled net migration in actually a very short period of time and I think whatever political persuasion you are it is quite extraordinary that [net migration] quadrupled in four years. We have never seen that before in this country but growth didn't shift, it stayed stagnant.

These rules become even more important. Without them, we risk becoming an island of strangers.

Keir "Daily Starmer" Starmer.

His name is Benny for fuck sake you can't make this up kek

His wife was actually born and raised in Croydon, but Zimbabwe sounds more exotic

Still waiting for you to post your dinner, KEKlad.

Here are my two children, Bennie and Pip.

She's not bald, she's got her fluffy afro hair but she actually got long braids put in before she came home. I would like to see her rock a buzz cut at some point though, I think it's a cute look.

It's a sultry day in May. Zimmy's bald, black wife is out for a jog in a local park. Her running shorts tightly hug her contours of her fat black arse. Her dark, sweaty skin glistens in the sun. Suddenly her gaze is averted, distracted by the appearance of a strong, white man on a park bench further up ahead. She flicks her wig and pulls her shorts up a bit higher as she closes in, slowing her run slightly so the man can get a good look at her. As she passes, she can feel the man's eyes penetrating her soul, his desire is almost tangible. He wants that black ass for himself.

Moar?

She's not bald

Proof?

bald black women? phwoarr yes please

and their father Moe Tability

Slaphead Wife

Every morning Zimlad lays strips of bacon on his wife's bald head. It's a special black person's scalp care technique, and he's happy to do it. She does her yoga and pilates with the bacon stuck to her bonce, and then Zimmy cooks and eats the bacon afterwards, his cock throbbing the whole time.

Missus just told me she's starting a youtube channel: Bald and Blackrupt

chuckling at this post on the southeastern train between london bridge and orpington

He's just a twoll. Here to laugh at posters.

Norwood 5 oxfam wife

I hope Sean's alright. Hope he posts an update soon.

A twoll living in squalid conditions I suspect

I checked the archives. Zimmys child looks too black to be his. Fucking hell lad get a dna test, I'm not even memeing but that child might not be yours.

He's an expert in children, he knows exactly what they look like

Kek that's got all the makings of a great sitcom.

Just had a shit wank. Took me ages to come and the orgasm was basically non-existent. Very disappointed.

You on SSRIs de lid?

zimmy is just a stepdad

Oh no

I thought the exact same thing kek

I'm on a cocktail of different anti-depressants and anti-psychotics. But I can normally have moderate to decent orgasms even on them.

He's not the step-dad... he's the dad who stepped up!

Nah she's 50% zimmy and 50% her mum. My little caramel angel.

Fair play. I couldn't it myself though. Don't want the stigma.

Sex crazed maniac I am today fucking Hell. Had a wank on the toilet of all places. Disgusting.

had a 6/10 wank earlier

edged but not wutted in a week

Yeah is she okay?
Yeah she just has a rash on her pussy.
LMAO.

someone in the world is being raped right now.

Thought you were broke mate? Getting pissed again?

It's me. My pet duck has just erected into my arse.

Oh thousands, tens of thousands probably.

Everytime an Indian woman takes a shit she is required by law to be raped.

Did you see the news thing about the first female Indian air force pilot being shot down over Pakistan and having to eject. I mean holy shit just imagine how much rape she must be going through right now.

sean needs to start writing down his larps so not to contradict himself within hours of posts.

just back from the runberg, managed 4 miles, dont feel as deathly as i thought but my face is so pink i look like ive been sunbathing for about 3 days non stop kek

Shippy have you ever been called a nonce IRL?

When I go for a run I like to push a woman over so I have a reason to run.

Yes, or at least I think so, the Jamaican patois is hard to hear through sometimes.

Ugly glasses, nonce haircut and overweight

glasses arent that bad really

Fancy a proper piss up but have work early tomorrow, not sure what to do

have a nice piss up and pull a sickie lid, easy

27 year old woman playing a high schooler

Why won't shippy go on finasteride like chika?

The left are the real racists

Why are you obsessed with them, ebin?

Corr good idea

Post 200 anxiety we need a new thread right now

Ebin doesn't post here anymore lad he runs a successful youtube channel

ebin is the new zyzz

I'm an expert on modern day britfeel lore, feel free to ask me anything.

Any SSM updates today?

What's the best thing?

Post 220 anxiety we need a new thread right now

Does Shippy let Poley around his kid? I hope not.

I feel like I can never find a good porn artist

Had a few wokkles in the communal garden nows having a few more. Why? Because I can.

Because I can

Yes, but for how long?

eva6's bumhole

HHL has to pay rent to live in a place he isn't allowed to move out of.

eva6 has to pay for toilet paper to wipe her bumhole, and she is never allowed to stop. She will be shitting until the day she dies.

big broke man in the spacker garden drinking himself to death.

Tequila and cocaine was HHL's downfall

UC update?

few wokkles in the communal garden

Post 230 anxiety we need a new thread right now

will be making a new thread at exactly 300 posts

Do spackers have to pay rent to their homes? Doesn't Daddy Keir pay?

Killed for doing a wheelie

wonder if eva6 uses a bidet

Woby Warvery. It lush and I mean LUSH

It's probably quite comfy having a communal garden to mingle with all your neighbours in

Good lad and then make the one after at 250

Post 240 anxiety we need a new thread right now

300 should be the bump limit. maybe that's why /brit/ is better than here

Preparing the new thread hold tight it won't be long

about to make random throwaway post about yanklass being a racist

captcha is literally KKK

Kinell

Apparently "disabled" but can go on holidays and restaurants and purchase cocaine without assistance. Assisted living my arse

"all" the lads wanting a new thread early, yet 0 of them will post in a thread with ID's.
Berry interdasting.
It's not a thread where the majority of posters are low quality samefagging bait niggas, oh no.

IDs kill /britfeel/ culture IDmong.

At least Keir is going to do something about immigration now.

simps for another thread on another board

Stop trying to force this drivel lad. You fear an ID as it will expose you as a thread shitter. Why are you so fearful of recognition?