/britfeel/

Shitting up British threads on Anon Babble and terrified of IDs that would expose you as a sad sack spammer, samefag and feeble twoll edition.

IDMong is also Dollymong
fascinating

sad sack spammer

Says the sad sack who makes new threads 80 posts early.

Love Paki Girls me

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Do the post about mousenonce. We all bored

Lazy cunt didn't even bother shaving his hairy arms

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Reckon Heathermong posts in /britfeel/

Rewatched Frank the other day. It was okay but it made me realise how shit of a songwriter/musician I am. Made me have a bit of a panic attack. I really am an untalented hack. Like I knew I wasn't great bu

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Sex with Yanklass

If Sean can go on holiday why can't he get a job as a holiday rep?

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Says the sad sack who makes new threads 80 posts early.

melty

Just pointing out you are a contradicting mong laddie.

Really hope the government doesn't block us. I agree with blad censorship really is just disgusting imo, regardless of the content. It's such a suffragette bitchmale move.

Anal sex is the only criteria of success in a long term relationship. If you are not getting anal sex then you're not successful.

Anal sex is the only criteria of success in a long term relationship. If you are not getting anal sex then you're not successful.

fascinating

Just pointing out you are a contradicting mong laddie.

melty

Fascinating gimmickk

Melty cope

Paki gimmick

Melty cope

melty

Drivel gimmick

I am so fucking miserable, no sex, no friends, no family that talks to me, no money, live in a shithole boxroom flat in a shithole town in a shithole country, never gonna amount to anything. I'm a fully grown up adult man and I have never had sex, never kissed a girl, can't drive, never been abroad, never played a sport, never achieved anything, haven't made a friend since secondary school I'm such a useless fucking waste of oxygen. I mean for fuck sake I don't even have a contactless debit card even though I've had like three new ones since the feature first came out. Why bother going on if nothing will get better for me? People say don't compare your life to others, well what the fuck should I be doing? I feel like if I can't have sex by the end of the year I will kill myself, better off the world without me in it for fuck sake.

Might have a few pernods me. It Monday x

sex is a want not a need tmdwu

Aye, it's all shit. If I could press a button and cease to exist I'd do it right now.

Ruthmong having an episode

How many personalities do you think are legitimately nonces or have nonce inclinations?
Shippy claimed the title proudly and lollers is called so for obvious reasons, but beyond them who?

Any updates from Steve?

BN. Check the lorechives

I'm not ruthmong, you wankers always call me that but I'm not I'm just a guy, I'm not and never will be one of your gay dollies.

HHL and THAT video

HelperLad is a nonce

I'm not I'm just a guy

Poley touched kids when he worked at the amusement park

Surely your flat can't be that bad anon?

get on nofap lad to get superpowers

Baldrew travelled hundreds of miles to meet a vulnerable 15 year old tranny from a childrens home

Not illegal to meet other people

Freedom of association is not a legal right in the UK, mate.

Wasn't hostlad a queer who got done for talking to a young lad?

He even lied about a social worker being present

staying calm me mate x

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Groomed with the promise of an expensive graphics card

Hope you find a reason to live laddie and things get better.

things get better.

They wont

Trapped in the Horsebox

Trapped in the assisted living facilty

the wuff waddy (or widdy) trial has got all the feel street glossop gossip apus going, biggest feel street trial since frosty got banned from owning apus

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trapped in yanklass' ass

I feel like if I can't have sex by the end of the year I will kill myself

This is a bit silly lad. Why not make the goal something that's actually under your control a bit more? If you want a contactless debit card, for example, just ask your bank.

Wost me wenefits x

Why does he need a contactless debit card? First he should get some shoes.

Why does he need a contactless debit card? First he should get some shoes.

fascinating

twolls won x
wost me wenefits

We just wanna party
Party just for you
We just want the money
Money just for you (Yeah)
I know you wanna party
Party just for free
Girl, you got me dancin' (Girl, you got me dancin')
Dance and shake the frame (Yeah)
We just wanna party (Yeah)
Party just for you (Yeah)
We just want the money (Yeah)
Money just for you (You)
I know you wanna party (Yeah)
Party just for free (Yeah)
Girl, you got me dancin' (Girl, you got me dancin', yeah)
Dance and shake the frame (Ooh)

Sunderland wants you to suffer, move to scotland

thinking of buying a microtonal gutiar

Completely lost all of them? So what's gonna happen, just kick you out onto the street? You gonna get a job?

im recurding for ur safety and mine x

my apu went to one of his freak offs and got ptsd. it not rite

Seven Samurai rip off

Grown men. Obsessed with another grown man's benefits. None of them have girlfriends.

Widdy's Freak Offs were disturbing as fuck. They say if you couldn't put a raw unbroken egg into your anus without it cracking you weren't ready for a Widdy Party.

Here for the freak off, boss.

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Small steps to start off with.
Didn't know you got cards that weren't contactless desu

Would of worked all me life if it weren't for me autism x

you seem perfectly capable of flipping burgers lid

Vape liquid keeps leaking into my fucking mouth. Grim

Absolutely crustbusting.

Necking these last few wuds with that Steve in his gaff then fucking off. Nobody can tell me I can't drink. I'll move out x

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contactless are the default and you have to request a non contactless card from your bank and not all banks offer non contactless. are you surprised the post was total shit?

HHL homeless arc incoming

You moving out to a penthouse with all your money?

I'll move out

Youre not allowed to move out

He cannot leave the assisted accommodation.

Corr. Daily drinking coming on strong de lid. Time for a bottle of woddy?

How can someone who's lived in a care home for years be ineligible for benefits? Something not making sense....

Blad I know that Yullin fella from the Mr. Bean film and an episode of Frasier.

Give helper his weer tokens

Fancy a madras. Local curry house does a brilliant one, extra spicy.

So tired still.i did get up few hrs ago nd went in shower to wake up but i sat down on my bed while my hair was drying nd just went back to sleep. About 6pm til now. Ill eat something soon. Jst been 1 of those days.

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Not man enough for a real drink Danny boy style are you little lad.

Helper speedrunning liver damage the past week.

Its just scunneribg getting up late compared w when it was winter cus at this point it starts getting light outside again like 4am,, 5 at most its so depressing nd all nighters cancelled for that reason id say

You can pit up blackout curtains byt you cant stop birds singing nd afuff and I personally wouldnt want to but then theres cars nd stuff

Me and crossy love codeine

you should be vented

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eva's lovely pubic hair

8 days in a row on the drink. Kinnell.

Garn local tomorrow for match as well so make that 9 days.

Your life lad as long as you're enjoying yourself. x

The poor man can barely fucking walk (Look at his zimmer frame) and they discharge him. He says he's not feeling well at all. He needed another six weeks in the wards at least. This is how we treat our most vulnerable in Starmer's Britain.

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imagine having to deal with a mong like that

He need to stage another fall ASAP.
WAA WAAAAAA WAAAAAAAAA

He's so unwell he can barely hold a cup to his lips without spilling it all down himself. He won't last long without either care in the community or rehospitalisation.

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Just keeping off the wrugs mate and I'm sound. I'm 2 weeks no gear today and I feel good. More money in my sky rocket for wooze and webabs so get in there.

Meanwhile HHL pretends to be disabled and gets his food cooked, his nappies changed and holidays.

Why do HHL's parents live in an assisted living facilty?

Then he should move to a spacker home and not clog up a hospital

They're generational spackers, his parents are spackers like him, as are his grandparents and great grandparents. Before the assisted living it was the work house and before the work house they were village idiots.

The poor man can barely fucking walk (Look at his zimmer frame) and they discharge him. He says he's not feeling well at all. He needed another six weeks in the wards at least. This is how we treat our most vulnerable in Starmer's Britain.

fascinating

sad truth is many of the wee green lads were complicit, their time will come

TJB dolly

How did Patrick Joseph Byrne amass such a large fortune?

What's the status on Shopper Bear?

They probably get a taste for it after seeing how cushy their son has it

Need Timmy to spaff on the floor again ASAP.

On the blackcurrant and pernod me. Fucking lethal.

Lucy spade bnwo porn is honestly a game changer.

also watch Ozark it great x

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Why do the carers let him drink so much?

Thought HHL was skint

Need Timmy to spaff on Shopper Bear's arse ASAP.

Skint till Thursday me x

How you out drinking if you're skint?

Avin a few now. Ive pushed back quitting for a week bc of stress. Just gna have these nd go to bed again in few hours. Got a sore head.x

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You are not right in the noggin' x

Fxing things fucked again as well. Cba

I like to keep the twolls guessing. Britfeel never gets the full picture.

Fuckin' hell lad where do you get all this codeine?

You're a master manipulator de lid, everyone here thinks they know you inside out but I know you don't reveal everything. x

Windows open kinda night

watched the thing 1982 behind the scenes in work because I had fuck all else to do in the afternoon, I will also have fuck all to do tomorrow afternoon. Anyone got any decent recs I can watch? preferably on jewtube, something long. Maybe a documentary idk

not that warm now lad have you got high blood pressure?

Its a long story but theyre not unlimited. Will quit soon. My diazepams was unlimited nd I still managed to quit them this year after 10 yrs. So this shouldnt be too bad. Although. I jist don't deal well with opioid withdrawal nd always have been a pussy with it so i pit it off.

which one of your organs do you think will fail first lad?

I AM FUCKING BOILING REEEEE

SOOOOO HELPER CAN WAIIIIIIT

You don't see goths very often anymore. Haven't seen one in years.

LOST IN A HAZE

SILENT HILL CALLING MY NAME

5 Helpers sitting on the wall. One falls down and loses his balls.

Some of my items from Rarewaves that hasn't been dispatched yet are saying out of stock! I hope they still get sent. FUCK SAKE!

Managed to stop jist before it hit 10 years cus my first valiums script was September 2015. Doesnt feel that long ago. The time went past in a blur for some strange reason.
Am surprised to still be alive desu am a hypochondriac nd expected all kind of illnesses before anyway but itspretty normal. But probably brain isnt in good shape from benzos and alcohol. Every day is a bonus kek. That year 2015 I was gna KMS anyway from.how bad my nerves was nd only reason I didny bc family member got ill so my mam was alrrady upset enough so i couldnt. My life was nvr going to be good either way. But the only drugs I rly want is life and God now. Once i get off this muck next week itll be a full detox.

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If I had a decent connection I'd ditch the SSRIs and smoke weed full time.

Ice cream, Sopranos, sleep in that ordah.

Broke one of my molars in half biting down on a kit kat chunky yesterday. Pisstake

NOW THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR ME
SO EVERYONE JUST FOLLOW ME
BECAUSE WE NEER SUM CONTROVERSY

Way I see it lid is you get too choices, either yer wee bum gets the spatula or your heart gets the knife. Don't make this unwomfy just drop your trousers and prepare for a swatting fren.

I talk in a daze, I walk in a maze
I cannot get out, said the starling

Weed makes me worse,but if it agreed with me id probably jabe done less dodgy stuff over the years nd just stuck with that. Can u not even just find it on Instagram or something these days tho. Thought id read about that. I see stickers on the wall outside all the time from weed dealers with qr codes on.

got me willy out, not in a sexy way but because ive got out the shower and dont see the point in putting on clothes before beddington

Need to play DOOM Eternal before DOOM The Dark Ages comes out. Didn't get round to playing it because I heard it was mediocre compared to DOOM 2016

My hair is always so plump n cute when i fall asleep while its drying. Some things u can't get from a product like bed hair

Falling asleep cutely is a lifestyle

mines too long for that I think, ive never gone to sleep with damp hair, dunno what would happen with near mid back length hair

Hey lads do any of you have advice for buying sex in London? I had a friend who used to visit whores often but he borrowed 20 quid from me and disappeared forever.
Like what's a decent price (i.e. the cheapest price at which you can avoid an STD) and do you recommend any websites for it? I ain't ever done this befo

Too many dodgy cunts with laced weed nowadays, I wouldn't trust any of them.

My hair is down to my arse and if I sleep with it still damp it's unbearably curly the next day. That's why I shower early so it has time to air dry and brushes better.

U could grow a few wee plants. Seeds are still legalnright. Oh aye

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ughghghghg i didnt shower early enough, mines wavey but I think it'd get too fucked up if I went to bed with it damp

Mines is really straight but curls at the end sometimes which is kind of cute but I'm not trying to be cute so it's a loss.

how can you be arsed with arse length hair? sounds like a cunt to deal with, I cba with mid back length

Showers are the worst part, takes so long to wash and rinse then brushing it when I get out and all that bollocks. I'm used to it because I've always had it but yeah like sometimes I sit on it and crap like that. Wearing hoodies and backpacks can be annoying too.

Ik its a bad habit jst sleepy today

Will be monitoring appointments over nxt week cys I fxing hate when my hair is too thick in hot weather. Fink I will try to minimise all the wee things that bother me more. Kek its a v v long list thou

Sleepy baby Crossy. Oh aye.

Need some hidden HHL Lore x

Finishing off this pernod me. How it should be x

once came 3rd place in the sunderland spakker half marathon

Forgot the piccy wiccy. Wissed up nows.

He's good friends with the Grand Wizard of the Sunderland KKK.

Jist feel stressed contacting this lassie now bc ive left it for ages even tho she texted me yday nicely. Once i joined this irl group. I went from,,only contact i have with other humans: mammy, stpdad, sisters on groupchat, occasionally my online fren from England. To: random ppl ive only just met, texting my phone, emailing me,ask where to meet,when. Its fine, it was my choice,jst overwhelmed a bit needbto get used to it

big fan of Pernod except I just drink it with water, like in Marseille. excpet in Marseille it's Ricard, bien sur.

Av lost all me benefits man.

I was on top rate and top rate that.

It not fucking fair x

Obvi include this fred on that list

Betting welper will be Same Ol Mistakes mode by 1am ranting about world domination

Been pushed t9 suicides me x

we all know bt thanks captain obvious

We haven't seen the volkshalle scene for a while. On the odd occasion we get Naziposting it's the Siemens factory

Imagine how done in his wollox will be by tomorrow morn.

Helper has become a monster of his own creation. He the final product of modern Britain.

its seans world, always has been, always will be

seans spakker garden

Don't keep your audience waiting Sean

Did anyone else have Austin Powers Pinball on the PS1? Corrrr...

I was happy at the waravan x

When i said 2 my sis about the JW she said tell them ur a devout Roman Catholic i fink she was kidding but i actually did say that when they had approached me w/o the devout part bc i thought that would have made them back off if youre less likely to join their thing but the guy was like that "thats fine you can still come" which just made me think theyre even nicer than they already seemed so it backfired he was even like that "which chapel" nd i said which one nd he knew where i meant although admittedly i havent been there in 3 years now bc of my anxiety but thats by the by nd it felt like he was interested in other churches nd stuff even tho hes in this eccentric sect. So neway he was like that "you should come along can I contact you at 8pm" nd i said aye. I mean they were so nice to me like........................................................................in a way that you almost forget in our modern world that ppl can even be that nice to other ppl anymore. Its like something from a different time. I felt cozy. I quite liked talking to them. Although they were a bit intense too. I fink it would get overwhelming if theyre like that all the time. But am still mulling it over.
Ive been in the mood for a pinball game lately, rly was hoping pokemon pinball would be on switch but its naw. Had that on gameboy colour the first one. Nvr played the ruby sapphire pinball one looks kewl. Guess i could emulate. I was gna start a new farm on stardew tonight but am proabbly better off sleeping soon.

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Yer making mammy happy by showing you're doing smtg

Check out Pinball FX it's not bad, has a lot of cool tables and licensed tables. Just downloading Bloodborne gonna start a new character me thinks.

Thats the main fing.
Thx. What kinda wee guy you making in BB ?

Wissed af me. 8 days straight onto the wooze starting to see how fuxked up things are. Feels like 2018 again.

I mean they were so nice to me like........................................................................in a way that you almost forget in our modern world that ppl can even be that nice to other ppl

its all a show, crossy. an insidious show designed to entrap you and get u to go there and .then brainwash u.

That game is free on switch is that norm? Ill dl it

Dunno can't remember what weapon I use the last time but I'll try something different.

Yeah it's a F2P game where you buy tables but they have a free rotation as well you can get like a monthly pass to access all tables.

crossy is too cute for this cruel world x

Let the regime collapse.

I was happy at the waravan. Womfing around. Staring at the stars and shining my green laser at them. ;_;

youtu.be/DwYjs_gmbPE?si=4xLyXbD8xo0ukf0A

did you actually lol

or are you lying

phwoar only gone and imbibed the brekkieberg

did I not

propa good diss one hairfta be said

It's all a Truman Show x

They say my supporters are fanatics but to me we are the moderates. We just want a better world and we will win.

Might fart soon x

It's Seether's World.
The True UK Chairman.

Am wempted to order in a webab wraps nows. More money spent but in the mood for it

Fuck Darth Seether.

I defeated him in 2018 during the Great Briteel War. He's long gone.

Fuck it the Chairman era is back x

the Chairman era is back x

OH MY FUCKING GOD!! It's HAPPENING!!!

Let the world know the Chairman is back x

Little midnight snackingtons before bed

Woooooorld
The Chairman is baaaaaack
x

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New era, new chairmanship,new world.

There's garn be some changes around here x

Edicts will be issued shortly. I ask all UK citizens to remain calm during the coming hours. An official statement will be issued via state tv soon. Ignore all misinformation.

"The voice of one crying in the wilderness: "Prepare the way of the CHAIRMAN; Make straight in the desert A highway for our Helper.
Every valley shall be exalted, and every mountain and hill shall be made low: and the crooked shall be made straight, and the rough places plain:
And the glory of the CHAIRMAN shall be revealed, and all flesh shall see it together: for the mouth of the CHAIRMAN hath spoken it."

Loyal follower reporting for duty

Nottingham X Blackpool

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Forgot how bollocks Bloodbourne is you can't upgrade until you either kill or die to Cleric Beast. Fuck sake almost had the prick dead.

My ministry has begun x

Mad how NOW TV makes you watch a trailer before every episode of a show.

You have no idea how people will be reading this in 1000 years. Last time they went mental. No Roman Empire this time though thankfully. They were cunts to me.

People won't even remember you in 5 years nevermind 1000 years.

I am literally one the most important humans to ever live and you don't even realize it but you will.

You only get one of me every 2000 years.

It's a simulation you retards x

Come on. Work it out. Jesus Christ (no pun intended)

Are you the one who is to come, or shall we look for another?

the second comingtons x

It still blows my mind how stupid people are. The ones smart enough to recognise the simulation are never brave enough to speak out. You're all AI lmao. Not even joking

Literally everything is a simulation. Come on. How the fuck do you not see it . It's so painfully obvious. The Indi/Pakistan mini war was the latest nudge and you all still carried on as normal. Fuck sake how bizarre do things have to get before you snap?

I'm whatever you want me to be. I've been around for 1000s of years. I've played multiple protagonists and antagonists.

One week clean of pornography/wanking. Feels good to fix my mind. It gets better lads.

They expect us to suffer. Well fuck the rich x

HHL loyalism on full display in the near future.

Nazi Britain is coming x

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They have pushed me to suicides. Corrupted me through alcohol and wrugs

A unique happening is coming x

Garn CEX with me smackhead mate tomorrow. He sell his PS5 games and PS5 controller. Garn be some commotions x

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I fucking hate the rich humans. I would kill every single rich human to save a single homeless person.

Fuck the of ya x

Why are you hanging around with a smackhead? Are you his smackhead mate to him too?

Rich humans are fascists and rule this world with an iron fist. Snuff out people like me or force us to endure humiliation rituals. I'm not stupid.

#What he does wirh his money has nltnthing to do with me x

I am literally one the most important humans to ever live

youtube.com/watch?v=g25ZFlBIYgQ

Claiming to be one of the most important people ever was part of this LARP

I'm fucking depressed man x

Almost shat myself looking at the moon tonight

I wanted more out of this life.

I've been done x

Barely been sober for 2 weeks me absolutely off the rails here like. I wake up and within 2 hours I'm necking beers.

End of an era for me x

You'll die in that Spacker Home.
There will be no hope for you.
Helper's World collapsed a long time ago.

Dropping 'UK Chairman' for a single post

Hmm

Sounds like you might have Scatanthropy.

what did you see de lid?

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I need help lids.

I have a drinking problem.

I've been drinking non-stop for nearly 2 weeks.

Please help me x

It was right on the horizon, and almost red, massive tonight too. Just as I was approaching the M6 toll it peep up from under the horizon. Cars looked tiny compared to it

We all hate and detest our hometowns in life x

You need a waravan de lid. Some people live in them permanently (or 11 months a year) at holiday sites x

I've been doing the same desu
can't welp sorry x

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You live in a fucking care home how much more help can you get you fucking bellend. JEEZ.

It's over then.

There is no hope. There's fucking nothing.

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It not rite de lad x we want to see you thrive x

Well, well, look at the high and mighty so called 'UK CHAIRMAN. Where's your dignity now, huh? Where's that famous HHL ego and bearing? You know, my time's almost up. Pretty soon I'll be womfy, and you'll still be stuck in that spack hole drinking yourself to death! That's right. I heard some of the support workers talking. You're going to die in here, UK 'Chairman'! You hear me? You're going to die in here!

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aye the sun do that sometimes x

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Delete me from your memories

It's over x

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DON'T CATCH YOU TRIPPING YALL

WELPER'S WORLD IS FUCKING BACK

Just finished off this Pernod me wissed af

Fuck the lot of ya x

Heil Trump x

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Always loved sneaking back in and battering this cunt to death.

Garn get a McSpicy from waccies later. It's all taxpayer funded and it's lush lmao x

But why

But fucking why

I don't fucking get it

Every fucking time I will never understand why you fucking do it. So we're stuck. Stuck in this fucking cycle.

Why why why why why whwy why fucking WHY!

You just wanted to make fun of me x

You're just like the rest of em x

*pulls the hospitality cord*

Reet boyz, I'm finishing off this last wokkle of VK then I'm garn beddingtons. I'm fucked now.

I'm pissed af man.

dINOSAURS IN THE LONG GRASVS

bros the dinosoaurs are int he osialnds x

get to to helicopters x

Fascism. Been pushed to suicides me x

They try to get me to kill myself. I'm not sptuid x

Ther'es a comspiracy to get me to kill myself and you're all fucking in on it xxxx

Why do you want me dead? What have I done to you or your family? is it some sort of fetish?

5am and these lads are jetskiing. Life really is better without the wooze and wangovers, I suppose

DISPERSE OR BE FIRED UPON
OPEN FUCKING FIRE X

FUCK BRITAIN X

would prefer to be pissed desu

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Kate Middleton's main fetish is lads like me killing themselves. Sick cunt x

has /britfeel/ always just been injokes and irony

Listen you motherfuckers, my NEET era not coming to an end. I go on UC but only to confirm identity. Nothing fucking changes.

I'm still king of the kings x

I go McDonalds tomorrow and get McSpicy. Taxpayer funded. How it should be x

are kate not like that de lid
she a good one x

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What's the matter kid, never had lamb chops?

Lmao x

All kicking off.

Garn have a late night drunken spacker shower me. Fuck it.

JUST DON'T WANNA GO TO WORK

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late night

It's morning at this point and there will be wagies getting up for work. You may as well be one at this point

Lmao fuck wagies. I'm king of the Kings me. Might go waccies me x

Garn have drunken shower nows

FUck it x

Put himself in a care home where he doesn't belong and is now trapped in there forever so his mind needs constant stimulants to cope with the hell it's in.
Oh it lush x

Just got a new sense of clarity me

I see you x

Evil fuckers x

The Battle of Sunderland will take place tomorrow.

I will fucking will win.

Good luck losers.

His brain tells him to douse it in alcohol to ease its suffering.

On the house

This was your brand Dad...

It smelt like fucking fire xxx

I miss my Nana x

My Mam can't look me the eyes anymore. She's ashamed of me. I couldn't work it out at first but then I realized it was the drink.

Maybe it all started in Blackpool but I'm off the rails and I can't stop now.

Necking them wustlerz me should I go warage or not x

Fuming me x

You see britfeel judge and take the piss but they don't understand the torture I went through x

It not right s

Yeah just lloyd the fucking bartender...

Alcohol has absolutely destroyed me lads.

I'm not strong enough to fight this addiction x

Might go warage for some whiskey me danny boy mode

I haven't got a problem with drink

FUCK YOU X

Jesus... this is just sad now.

Any HelperLad updates? I have him filtered

not posted all night lid

A man takes a drink, the drink takes a drink, the drink takes the man.

Ain't it so daddy?

Medicine.

Medicine. Bonafide cure all x

Comedy is subjective britfeel....

You nothing but bullies x

Do I look like the sort of loser who can start a movement? Everyone is awful these days.

You're all nasty bullies. Cruel to animals and people like me x

My haters toture animals for fun and they have defeated me. They hate me.

Stand with me against me but you won't x

They get off on absusing animals x

Tory scum x

Sickos hate animals and HHL.

They are in control. Evil fuckers let cancer happen to your families. You would riot if you knew the truth.

They cause cancer in working-class children and torture animals for fun. It's a fetish for them. Crush fetish. They get off on watching kittens and puppies getting crushed by women in high heels. Rich cunts. Russians involved. VK,com.

Society would burn if they knew the truth.

They are giving cancer to kids. They get off on it. It's a fetish for them. You know who I'm taling about. Sickos.

Tory scum designed Universal Credit to make me suffer. Same Tory fuckers who wank off to animal abuse video.

Open secret that that Tories have a fetish for animal abuse. Kemi as well. Fucking sickos man.

Labour over them weirdos anyday.

They want to toruture cats and dogs man.

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Therese Coffey forced lads like me into suicide and she got away with it. Be a shame if she got cancer.

Cheers x

Tory run snuffed out god knows how many NEETs.

I fucking hate the rich. Fuck Labour. I want total Socialism. I want rich people to suffer.

I full of pure hatred

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I don't want equality. Fuck that noise.

I want the rich to suffer like we did for 13 years under the Tories.

I want to see lives fucking RUINED.

I want to see rich people forced into suicide.

I want to see rich families torn apart.

I demand to see rich people suffer.

I want rich cunts to end their pathetic lives.

Can't wait until his jobcentre appointment where they tell him he's reclassified and being put on 'volunteering'

TORIES GASLIGHTED US INTO SUICIDE FOR 13 FUCKING YEARS

FUCK YOU RICH TORY BOY FAGGOT

LIBERAL DEMOCRAT SCUM

Lol fuck you faggot x

In that beddingtons nows.

Keeping it womfy me. Glad I didn't go off the rails tonight x

Made 13k yesterday. Thanks trump lad.

Get snuffed out niggers x

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Eighty eight / eighty eight

Skint me. Fuck everyone who makes more money than me. Yes I am that bitter and petty x

The fact that having money makes you money is pretty mad

Rich people are a cancer. Snuff em out.

I have failed so everyone else must too

Classic HHL style

Garn get some sleepingtons now then garn on a mad one later. Cutting it right down me.

Nighty night x

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Fuck the lot thoughs x

Behave, John

What did you mean by this? I'm just having fun btw x

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Fuckin' John Alan

Never drinking pernod again. Feel ill af now x

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You need to get your cock up a woman's pussy, escort time x

Is this life? Gooning and playing vidya all night and going to sleep in the day? Is this really all there is for me?

During the session he described "drugging his wife in order to have sex with her while she was asleep". The admission was recorded in the psychiatrist's notes.

And this is why you never trust any doctor confidentiality bullshit. If he kept his mouth shut, he would've gotten away with it. Never confess anything.

Reeling from all that pernod nows. Vomited me guts up. Never again.

I want a girlfriend lads but I'm a longterm NEET who has never had sex and is on the wrong side of 30. I can't see how I can even begin to fix this.

Garn sleep off this wooze then bounce back later. Feel ill af me.

Old hag mate. Men want young fertile women. Stop pretending you like old women.

Was just reading that. Yeah he does deserve some time in prison for the drugging, but the 'rape' stuff is all bollocks

SSM garn drinking in Swanage today

Hope we get some lives

Haven't seen Swanage robin in a while

I just click random pictures bro x

Would love to have Swanage on my doorstep.

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Garn sleeps now.

Later will be interesting x

Not getting sex is my number one reason for not wanting to work.

Even if you get sex you'd just be sent to prison nowadays because wifeberg decided didn't fancy it, 5 years after the fact

Not right how the royals pushed ARE sean to suicide

SSM gets sex and still doesn't work.

It's 0ver for us.

If you keep gooning and playing vidya all night and sleeping all day then yes, that will be all.

Shippy will be getting in his van soon to drive around all day for minimum wage.

And you just woke up thinking about him

*sighs and raises the alarm*

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