Shitting up British threads on Anon Babble and terrified of IDs that would expose you as a sad sack spammer, samefag and feeble twoll edition.
/britfeel/
IDMong is also Dollymong
fascinating
sad sack spammer
Says the sad sack who makes new threads 80 posts early.
Love Paki Girls me
Do the post about mousenonce. We all bored
Lazy cunt didn't even bother shaving his hairy arms
Reckon Heathermong posts in /britfeel/
Rewatched Frank the other day. It was okay but it made me realise how shit of a songwriter/musician I am. Made me have a bit of a panic attack. I really am an untalented hack. Like I knew I wasn't great bu
Sex with Yanklass
If Sean can go on holiday why can't he get a job as a holiday rep?
Says the sad sack who makes new threads 80 posts early.
melty
Just pointing out you are a contradicting mong laddie.
Really hope the government doesn't block us. I agree with blad censorship really is just disgusting imo, regardless of the content. It's such a suffragette bitchmale move.
Anal sex is the only criteria of success in a long term relationship. If you are not getting anal sex then you're not successful.
Anal sex is the only criteria of success in a long term relationship. If you are not getting anal sex then you're not successful.
fascinating
Just pointing out you are a contradicting mong laddie.
melty
Fascinating gimmickk
Melty cope
Paki gimmick
Melty cope
melty
Drivel gimmick
I am so fucking miserable, no sex, no friends, no family that talks to me, no money, live in a shithole boxroom flat in a shithole town in a shithole country, never gonna amount to anything. I'm a fully grown up adult man and I have never had sex, never kissed a girl, can't drive, never been abroad, never played a sport, never achieved anything, haven't made a friend since secondary school I'm such a useless fucking waste of oxygen. I mean for fuck sake I don't even have a contactless debit card even though I've had like three new ones since the feature first came out. Why bother going on if nothing will get better for me? People say don't compare your life to others, well what the fuck should I be doing? I feel like if I can't have sex by the end of the year I will kill myself, better off the world without me in it for fuck sake.
Might have a few pernods me. It Monday x
sex is a want not a need tmdwu
Aye, it's all shit. If I could press a button and cease to exist I'd do it right now.
Ruthmong having an episode
How many personalities do you think are legitimately nonces or have nonce inclinations?
Shippy claimed the title proudly and lollers is called so for obvious reasons, but beyond them who?
Any updates from Steve?
BN. Check the lorechives
I'm not ruthmong, you wankers always call me that but I'm not I'm just a guy, I'm not and never will be one of your gay dollies.
HHL and THAT video
HelperLad is a nonce
I'm not I'm just a guy
Poley touched kids when he worked at the amusement park
Surely your flat can't be that bad anon?
get on nofap lad to get superpowers
Baldrew travelled hundreds of miles to meet a vulnerable 15 year old tranny from a childrens home
Not illegal to meet other people
Freedom of association is not a legal right in the UK, mate.
Wasn't hostlad a queer who got done for talking to a young lad?
He even lied about a social worker being present
staying calm me mate x
Groomed with the promise of an expensive graphics card
Hope you find a reason to live laddie and things get better.
things get better.
They wont
This is Amerikkka
Trapped in the Horsebox
Trapped in the assisted living facilty
the wuff waddy (or widdy) trial has got all the feel street glossop gossip apus going, biggest feel street trial since frosty got banned from owning apus
trapped in yanklass' ass
I feel like if I can't have sex by the end of the year I will kill myself
This is a bit silly lad. Why not make the goal something that's actually under your control a bit more? If you want a contactless debit card, for example, just ask your bank.
Wost me wenefits x
Why does he need a contactless debit card? First he should get some shoes.
Why does he need a contactless debit card? First he should get some shoes.
fascinating
twolls won x
wost me wenefits
We just wanna party
Party just for you
We just want the money
Money just for you (Yeah)
I know you wanna party
Party just for free
Girl, you got me dancin' (Girl, you got me dancin')
Dance and shake the frame (Yeah)
We just wanna party (Yeah)
Party just for you (Yeah)
We just want the money (Yeah)
Money just for you (You)
I know you wanna party (Yeah)
Party just for free (Yeah)
Girl, you got me dancin' (Girl, you got me dancin', yeah)
Dance and shake the frame (Ooh)
Sunderland wants you to suffer, move to scotland
thinking of buying a microtonal gutiar
Completely lost all of them? So what's gonna happen, just kick you out onto the street? You gonna get a job?
im recurding for ur safety and mine x
my apu went to one of his freak offs and got ptsd. it not rite
Seven Samurai rip off
Grown men. Obsessed with another grown man's benefits. None of them have girlfriends.
Widdy's Freak Offs were disturbing as fuck. They say if you couldn't put a raw unbroken egg into your anus without it cracking you weren't ready for a Widdy Party.
Here for the freak off, boss.
Small steps to start off with.
Didn't know you got cards that weren't contactless desu
Would of worked all me life if it weren't for me autism x
you seem perfectly capable of flipping burgers lid
Vape liquid keeps leaking into my fucking mouth. Grim
Absolutely crustbusting.
Necking these last few wuds with that Steve in his gaff then fucking off. Nobody can tell me I can't drink. I'll move out x
contactless are the default and you have to request a non contactless card from your bank and not all banks offer non contactless. are you surprised the post was total shit?
HHL homeless arc incoming
You moving out to a penthouse with all your money?
I'll move out
Youre not allowed to move out
He cannot leave the assisted accommodation.
Corr. Daily drinking coming on strong de lid. Time for a bottle of woddy?
How can someone who's lived in a care home for years be ineligible for benefits? Something not making sense....
Blad I know that Yullin fella from the Mr. Bean film and an episode of Frasier.
Give helper his weer tokens
Fancy a madras. Local curry house does a brilliant one, extra spicy.
So tired still.i did get up few hrs ago nd went in shower to wake up but i sat down on my bed while my hair was drying nd just went back to sleep. About 6pm til now. Ill eat something soon. Jst been 1 of those days.
Not man enough for a real drink Danny boy style are you little lad.
Helper speedrunning liver damage the past week.
Its just scunneribg getting up late compared w when it was winter cus at this point it starts getting light outside again like 4am,, 5 at most its so depressing nd all nighters cancelled for that reason id say
You can pit up blackout curtains byt you cant stop birds singing nd afuff and I personally wouldnt want to but then theres cars nd stuff
Me and crossy love codeine
you should be vented
eva's lovely pubic hair
8 days in a row on the drink. Kinnell.
Garn local tomorrow for match as well so make that 9 days.
Shippy's lovely bald spot
Your life lad as long as you're enjoying yourself. x
The poor man can barely fucking walk (Look at his zimmer frame) and they discharge him. He says he's not feeling well at all. He needed another six weeks in the wards at least. This is how we treat our most vulnerable in Starmer's Britain.
imagine having to deal with a mong like that
He need to stage another fall ASAP.
WAA WAAAAAA WAAAAAAAAA
He's so unwell he can barely hold a cup to his lips without spilling it all down himself. He won't last long without either care in the community or rehospitalisation.
Just keeping off the wrugs mate and I'm sound. I'm 2 weeks no gear today and I feel good. More money in my sky rocket for wooze and webabs so get in there.
Meanwhile HHL pretends to be disabled and gets his food cooked, his nappies changed and holidays.
Why do HHL's parents live in an assisted living facilty?
Then he should move to a spacker home and not clog up a hospital
They're generational spackers, his parents are spackers like him, as are his grandparents and great grandparents. Before the assisted living it was the work house and before the work house they were village idiots.
The poor man can barely fucking walk (Look at his zimmer frame) and they discharge him. He says he's not feeling well at all. He needed another six weeks in the wards at least. This is how we treat our most vulnerable in Starmer's Britain.
fascinating
sad truth is many of the wee green lads were complicit, their time will come
TJB dolly
How did Patrick Joseph Byrne amass such a large fortune?
What's the status on Shopper Bear?
They probably get a taste for it after seeing how cushy their son has it
Need Timmy to spaff on the floor again ASAP.
On the blackcurrant and pernod me. Fucking lethal.
Lucy spade bnwo porn is honestly a game changer.
also watch Ozark it great x
Why do the carers let him drink so much?
Thought HHL was skint
Need Timmy to spaff on Shopper Bear's arse ASAP.
Skint till Thursday me x
How you out drinking if you're skint?
Avin a few now. Ive pushed back quitting for a week bc of stress. Just gna have these nd go to bed again in few hours. Got a sore head.x
You are not right in the noggin' x
Fxing things fucked again as well. Cba
I like to keep the twolls guessing. Britfeel never gets the full picture.
Fuckin' hell lad where do you get all this codeine?
You're a master manipulator de lid, everyone here thinks they know you inside out but I know you don't reveal everything. x
Windows open kinda night
watched the thing 1982 behind the scenes in work because I had fuck all else to do in the afternoon, I will also have fuck all to do tomorrow afternoon. Anyone got any decent recs I can watch? preferably on jewtube, something long. Maybe a documentary idk
not that warm now lad have you got high blood pressure?
Its a long story but theyre not unlimited. Will quit soon. My diazepams was unlimited nd I still managed to quit them this year after 10 yrs. So this shouldnt be too bad. Although. I jist don't deal well with opioid withdrawal nd always have been a pussy with it so i pit it off.
which one of your organs do you think will fail first lad?
I AM FUCKING BOILING REEEEE
SOOOOO HELPER CAN WAIIIIIIT
You don't see goths very often anymore. Haven't seen one in years.
LOST IN A HAZE
SILENT HILL CALLING MY NAME
5 Helpers sitting on the wall. One falls down and loses his balls.
Some of my items from Rarewaves that hasn't been dispatched yet are saying out of stock! I hope they still get sent. FUCK SAKE!
Managed to stop jist before it hit 10 years cus my first valiums script was September 2015. Doesnt feel that long ago. The time went past in a blur for some strange reason.
Am surprised to still be alive desu am a hypochondriac nd expected all kind of illnesses before anyway but itspretty normal. But probably brain isnt in good shape from benzos and alcohol. Every day is a bonus kek. That year 2015 I was gna KMS anyway from.how bad my nerves was nd only reason I didny bc family member got ill so my mam was alrrady upset enough so i couldnt. My life was nvr going to be good either way. But the only drugs I rly want is life and God now. Once i get off this muck next week itll be a full detox.
If I had a decent connection I'd ditch the SSRIs and smoke weed full time.
Ice cream, Sopranos, sleep in that ordah.
Broke one of my molars in half biting down on a kit kat chunky yesterday. Pisstake
NOW THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR ME
SO EVERYONE JUST FOLLOW ME
BECAUSE WE NEER SUM CONTROVERSY
Way I see it lid is you get too choices, either yer wee bum gets the spatula or your heart gets the knife. Don't make this unwomfy just drop your trousers and prepare for a swatting fren.
I talk in a daze, I walk in a maze
I cannot get out, said the starling
Weed makes me worse,but if it agreed with me id probably jabe done less dodgy stuff over the years nd just stuck with that. Can u not even just find it on Instagram or something these days tho. Thought id read about that. I see stickers on the wall outside all the time from weed dealers with qr codes on.
got me willy out, not in a sexy way but because ive got out the shower and dont see the point in putting on clothes before beddington
Need to play DOOM Eternal before DOOM The Dark Ages comes out. Didn't get round to playing it because I heard it was mediocre compared to DOOM 2016
My hair is always so plump n cute when i fall asleep while its drying. Some things u can't get from a product like bed hair
Falling asleep cutely is a lifestyle
mines too long for that I think, ive never gone to sleep with damp hair, dunno what would happen with near mid back length hair
Hey lads do any of you have advice for buying sex in London? I had a friend who used to visit whores often but he borrowed 20 quid from me and disappeared forever.
Like what's a decent price (i.e. the cheapest price at which you can avoid an STD) and do you recommend any websites for it? I ain't ever done this befo
Too many dodgy cunts with laced weed nowadays, I wouldn't trust any of them.
My hair is down to my arse and if I sleep with it still damp it's unbearably curly the next day. That's why I shower early so it has time to air dry and brushes better.
U could grow a few wee plants. Seeds are still legalnright. Oh aye
ughghghghg i didnt shower early enough, mines wavey but I think it'd get too fucked up if I went to bed with it damp
Mines is really straight but curls at the end sometimes which is kind of cute but I'm not trying to be cute so it's a loss.
how can you be arsed with arse length hair? sounds like a cunt to deal with, I cba with mid back length
Showers are the worst part, takes so long to wash and rinse then brushing it when I get out and all that bollocks. I'm used to it because I've always had it but yeah like sometimes I sit on it and crap like that. Wearing hoodies and backpacks can be annoying too.
Ik its a bad habit jst sleepy today
Will be monitoring appointments over nxt week cys I fxing hate when my hair is too thick in hot weather. Fink I will try to minimise all the wee things that bother me more. Kek its a v v long list thou
Sleepy baby Crossy. Oh aye.
Need some hidden HHL Lore x
Finishing off this pernod me. How it should be x
once came 3rd place in the sunderland spakker half marathon
Forgot the piccy wiccy. Wissed up nows.
He's good friends with the Grand Wizard of the Sunderland KKK.
Jist feel stressed contacting this lassie now bc ive left it for ages even tho she texted me yday nicely. Once i joined this irl group. I went from,,only contact i have with other humans: mammy, stpdad, sisters on groupchat, occasionally my online fren from England. To: random ppl ive only just met, texting my phone, emailing me,ask where to meet,when. Its fine, it was my choice,jst overwhelmed a bit needbto get used to it
big fan of Pernod except I just drink it with water, like in Marseille. excpet in Marseille it's Ricard, bien sur.
Av lost all me benefits man.
I was on top rate and top rate that.
It not fucking fair x
Obvi include this fred on that list
Betting welper will be Same Ol Mistakes mode by 1am ranting about world domination
Been pushed t9 suicides me x
we all know bt thanks captain obvious
We haven't seen the volkshalle scene for a while. On the odd occasion we get Naziposting it's the Siemens factory
Imagine how done in his wollox will be by tomorrow morn.
Helper has become a monster of his own creation. He the final product of modern Britain.
its seans world, always has been, always will be
seans spakker garden
Don't keep your audience waiting Sean
Did anyone else have Austin Powers Pinball on the PS1? Corrrr...
I was happy at the waravan x
When i said 2 my sis about the JW she said tell them ur a devout Roman Catholic i fink she was kidding but i actually did say that when they had approached me w/o the devout part bc i thought that would have made them back off if youre less likely to join their thing but the guy was like that "thats fine you can still come" which just made me think theyre even nicer than they already seemed so it backfired he was even like that "which chapel" nd i said which one nd he knew where i meant although admittedly i havent been there in 3 years now bc of my anxiety but thats by the by nd it felt like he was interested in other churches nd stuff even tho hes in this eccentric sect. So neway he was like that "you should come along can I contact you at 8pm" nd i said aye. I mean they were so nice to me like........................................................................in a way that you almost forget in our modern world that ppl can even be that nice to other ppl anymore. Its like something from a different time. I felt cozy. I quite liked talking to them. Although they were a bit intense too. I fink it would get overwhelming if theyre like that all the time. But am still mulling it over.
Ive been in the mood for a pinball game lately, rly was hoping pokemon pinball would be on switch but its naw. Had that on gameboy colour the first one. Nvr played the ruby sapphire pinball one looks kewl. Guess i could emulate. I was gna start a new farm on stardew tonight but am proabbly better off sleeping soon.
Yer making mammy happy by showing you're doing smtg
Check out Pinball FX it's not bad, has a lot of cool tables and licensed tables. Just downloading Bloodborne gonna start a new character me thinks.
Thats the main fing.
Thx. What kinda wee guy you making in BB ?
Wissed af me. 8 days straight onto the wooze starting to see how fuxked up things are. Feels like 2018 again.
I mean they were so nice to me like........................................................................in a way that you almost forget in our modern world that ppl can even be that nice to other ppl
its all a show, crossy. an insidious show designed to entrap you and get u to go there and .then brainwash u.
That game is free on switch is that norm? Ill dl it
Dunno can't remember what weapon I use the last time but I'll try something different.
Yeah it's a F2P game where you buy tables but they have a free rotation as well you can get like a monthly pass to access all tables.
crossy is too cute for this cruel world x
Let the regime collapse.
I was happy at the waravan. Womfing around. Staring at the stars and shining my green laser at them. ;_;
did you actually lol
or are you lying
phwoar only gone and imbibed the brekkieberg
did I not
propa good diss one hairfta be said
It's all a Truman Show x
They say my supporters are fanatics but to me we are the moderates. We just want a better world and we will win.
Might fart soon x
It's Seether's World.
The True UK Chairman.
Am wempted to order in a webab wraps nows. More money spent but in the mood for it
Fuck Darth Seether.
I defeated him in 2018 during the Great Briteel War. He's long gone.
Fuck it the Chairman era is back x
the Chairman era is back x
OH MY FUCKING GOD!! It's HAPPENING!!!
Let the world know the Chairman is back x
Little midnight snackingtons before bed
Woooooorld
The Chairman is baaaaaack
x
New era, new chairmanship,new world.
There's garn be some changes around here x
Edicts will be issued shortly. I ask all UK citizens to remain calm during the coming hours. An official statement will be issued via state tv soon. Ignore all misinformation.
"The voice of one crying in the wilderness: "Prepare the way of the CHAIRMAN; Make straight in the desert A highway for our Helper.
Every valley shall be exalted, and every mountain and hill shall be made low: and the crooked shall be made straight, and the rough places plain:
And the glory of the CHAIRMAN shall be revealed, and all flesh shall see it together: for the mouth of the CHAIRMAN hath spoken it."
Loyal follower reporting for duty
Nottingham X Blackpool
Forgot how bollocks Bloodbourne is you can't upgrade until you either kill or die to Cleric Beast. Fuck sake almost had the prick dead.
My ministry has begun x
Mad how NOW TV makes you watch a trailer before every episode of a show.
You have no idea how people will be reading this in 1000 years. Last time they went mental. No Roman Empire this time though thankfully. They were cunts to me.
People won't even remember you in 5 years nevermind 1000 years.
I am literally one the most important humans to ever live and you don't even realize it but you will.
You only get one of me every 2000 years.
It's a simulation you retards x
Come on. Work it out. Jesus Christ (no pun intended)
Are you the one who is to come, or shall we look for another?
the second comingtons x
It still blows my mind how stupid people are. The ones smart enough to recognise the simulation are never brave enough to speak out. You're all AI lmao. Not even joking
Literally everything is a simulation. Come on. How the fuck do you not see it . It's so painfully obvious. The Indi/Pakistan mini war was the latest nudge and you all still carried on as normal. Fuck sake how bizarre do things have to get before you snap?
I'm whatever you want me to be. I've been around for 1000s of years. I've played multiple protagonists and antagonists.
One week clean of pornography/wanking. Feels good to fix my mind. It gets better lads.
Absolutely garn off tomorrow x