Moids here is your opportunity to prove youre not hopeless

tfw no bingo

well... what constitutes for sexy hands?

Lemme fact check that for you OP. Here's the only ones you actually care about: Rich, 6'+, hairline, not a gooner, sexy hands, doesn't wear lifts.
You may deny it but I'm right.

reveals no bingo

so what do I get for being a certified bad boy?

BINGOOOOOOOO

:3 yippppppieeeeee :)

bingo.
what do i get? i fit everything there

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moidus broidus mingo bringo

IQ < 120
You want a midwit?

I want an anxious and spergy male who's useless in real world except some extremely niche hobbies

men with IQs above 120 have worse dating prospects than men with IQs below 70

yes, that's exactly what women want

is this what fat women on this board spend their time making?

as a woman this bingo is trash lmao

doesn't have only female friends

the author of this bingo is mentally challenged

smokes/drinks/does mild drugs

That's bad. He's going to cheat on you and blame it on being drunk

iq<120

As if we needed proof to know your post is ragebait

good relationship with mom

Have fun being the second most important woman in his life... if you're okay with that you shouldn't complain about being 3rd or 4th when he starts talking to other women for sex

ASPD/NPD

You're as stupid as males who want to put their disgusting shriveled penises inside of BPDemons

rich

Good for executing sure

6'+

lanklet with fucked up proportions that looks nothing like the heroes of antiquity and has a HUUUUGE ego. He doesn't get enough oxygen in his brain at the different elevation and thinks he deserves everything because of tinder. And definitely isn't a virgin

hairline

Don't get attached to it lol

had relationship before

Biggest red flag of all

fashion sence

Learn to spell you fucking loser

not a lookmaxxer

You just want a guy who is "lookmaxxed" but, like, without being self conscious or insecure, he's just naturally like that. You're a fucking moron who is begging for men to lie to you about stupid shit and wonders where it keeps going wrong

does pegging

Seriously? "Does" implies that it's already happened. You won't get to explore that side and own his body. He will always remember the other girl who touched his prostate first.

Hahahah the best part is no one knows it's me.

Fuck I read it as the opposite. Maybe I do deserve to have that box checked.

IQ <120

IQ less than 120

yeah, they're fucking retarded

I was so close to hitting them all.

Women with IQ above 120 have worse prospects than men above 120

Women don't want a high IQ guy, they want a guy who lies about having high IQ because he's that much of an arrogant brazen asshole. She will see him reading a book once or parrot some "deep quote" he saw, and she'll think that's proof forever he really is high IQ.

Had relationship before

Cannot gain experience when no one gives you a chance

Same problem in the job market

Women in HR are responsible for the death of the West.

you just need to find practice gf, to accumulate experience and move on to the actual one.

No bingos but I hit a few. Any woman who cares about this shit (so all of them) isn't worth dating.

I want to kill bingo femanons

Now where's my fucking gf?

another bingo to the slop pile it goes

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I drink coffee and pop Vyvanse if that counts but otherwise no

IQ is above 120 sadly but I can mask as a normie if need be

I have no friends so excellent I'm set there

8.5 inches

...community college is technically higher than highschool if you want to split hairs

I can be kind and loving sure, I can download that app

Relationship with mom is strained atm but solidish?

I'm 135 lbs at 6'3" so I'm not fat, do cardio nearly every day

I've been described as antisocial but I would classify it less harshly, I'm just reserved but very extroverted under the right conditions, and I'm pretty sure everyone has at least mild narc tendencies for survival purposes

I'm not rich per se but my family is pretty well off relatively speaking so by proxy I'm not in an impoverished condition

6'3"

hairline is solid, full and thick

Sex: Male

I'm only a gooner on Vyvanse but even then I try to limit it to a once a week type thing

Define NEET, I'm an autodidact so I'm in a constant state of education and training, self-employed as freelance writer

I have conventionally sexy hands yes

Yes had multiple relationships before, next

fashion sence

I'm too high IQ to deal with your retarded ass

Curbstomp a foid. Throw drain cleaner in a foid's face, drag a foid behind your car, smash a foid's head with a hammer. Throw gasoline on a foid and light her on fire.

But I'll continue for the sake of completionism

I try to dress flatteringly but I won't go through any invasive means of body modification, at worst I have a slight eating disorder and enjoy being super thin which means my face is super defined and sculpted at all times

Pain tolerance is higher than normal but not crazy, I still whine about certain types of discomfort like an itchy tag on a shirt but I can get sliced open by my cat without blinking

Like I said two times before I'm 6'3" what is this autistic obsession with height, I wear Brooks running shoes or Hoka generally

I'm "skelly" I guess, I'd call it gracile but you do you you dumb fat bitch

Sure I can fulfill all of your emotional needs, I am at your service until I'm not

The only time I remember getting super aggressive was playing Dark Souls, unless you're an incredibly passive-aggressive cunt I probably won't snap at you

I do not do pegging you fucking degenerate idiot

you just need to find practice gf

WHERE NIGGER?
I CAN'T GET ONE IF THEY NEVER GIVE ME A CHANCE

Wants stereotypical masculine dark triad chad

Pegging

Poorly thought-out ragebait from a man.

Idk i have 2 wanna have one?

I love how this uber demanding bingo chart is just riddled with spelling errors like I'm supposed to prostrate myself before whatever 5 year old mind designed this

high IQ wizard STEMfag khhv volcel skelly lanklet coomer

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I don't know what sexy hands means. Close but no bingos.
Yeah, that's what the drugs and alcohol are for :/. Upside is that its easier to make money in cognitively demanding roles that let me stay home and not interact with people.

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I would like you to expand on your thoughts!!

I've never had a bingo, does that mean I'm special?

does pegging

actually a smart choice, people with high iqs are actually really fucking scary as in you can never know their true motives, especially it you're lower iq

Would you do it in exchange for anal

Retarded taste, and youre not in position to make these demands

I forgot to cross off not a looksmaxxer. Oops.
Absolutely not, I don't want things in my butt and don't want to do anal in the first place.

Foids don't deserve me

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In case you can't read what I wrote.

pp size

None of your business

in shape

Currently working out trying to get in shape

I am also currently pursuing higher education.
I dunno all the traits of apd and npd.
I dunno my height to be exact.
No one ever rated my hands.

I have a bingo, but at what cost? Feels like the worst bingo to have gotten.

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I already did the other thread and no foid came along to give feedback
Whatever, have this too

Nvm i'm retarded i forgot the pic

I guess I got a bingo
I'm a depressed, not attractive neet though, so working out is about the only productive thing I do