What exactly is it like being with a big booty pawg? Fun? Overrated? Gross? Hot?

What exactly is it like being with a big booty pawg? Fun? Overrated? Gross? Hot?

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Better if she lost 10lbs.

Im sure she starts smelling exponentially more bad the further away from the previoud shower she gets

i don't think my penis could reach

fun and hot. they have great personalities in addition to being fun to fuck. gotta find a racist one though

It depends on her hygiene desu obv. I've been with 2 that were over 225. Chub #1 had DD's and damn near perfect everything. She was instagram curvy before instagram was even a thing if that makes sense. She tasted like apple pie but was uptight as fuck and was literally a missionary only type girl. Chub #2 was built like a mountain and didn't take great care of herself but she could suck a watermelon through a garden hose and literally wanted to be used like a piece of trash in the bedroom. Both fun in different ways and both fucked me up in different ways so here I am.

not her or female but im at 6 days now and dont reek too bad.

What exactly is it like being with a big booty pawg?

Sex, and the body itself is like heaven on earth, but 90% of the time their personalities are dogshit normie tier. Insufferable usually. The other 10% are just white women on the autism spectrum who have huge fucking asses from sitting down alot while playing The Sims, Stardew Valley, and being online. Those types are very desireable. Good wife material. So long as you can be patient with her, and affectionate you'll have a life long happy relationship. You'll just have to do some convincing to get her to warm up to the idea of having kids if you want them a good chunk of the time. A lot of them have been psyop'd into not wanting to pass on their genes etc. So you have to overide that programming by being a genuinely good man, and highlight how supportive you would be of her through it all. That everything would be okay, and the kids would always be loved/taken care of. As well as emphasizing autism not being such a detriment that one shouldn't be able to live, and enjoy life with it.

Dont most people have autism now? Like if you tested and did evaluations of the public I cant even imagine what the numbers would be. How do you get neetbuxs, if most people have it?

It's been steadily increasing for the last 70 years. To the point it will probably be a majority within the next 3-4 generations. Which also means autistic men, and women are having sex. Which is kind of funny to think about. A lot of people are on "the spectrum" just like with personality disorders too. Just maybe not enough to warrant an official diagnosis.

How do you get neetbuxs, if most people have it?

We are on the verge of a huge technological/societal shift. It should be assumed either revolution, or UBI will occur within the next 20 years. Causing either societal breakdown, or a new "age". So neetbux will either be for everyone to some extent. Or basic means met in some way. Or neetbux will no longer exist as we know it with no replacement. But, a lot of other bad stuff will be gone too by then.

fuck I should have been born later so I could be young and get UBI

You and me both. Better late than never, and plenty of good things to enjoy from before. Like KFC snackers before they went to shit. Or playing an online videogame the first time. Maybe renting a little movie from blockbuster with popcorn, and a box of candy? There is always something to cherish about life brother.

the 99 cent kfc buffalo snackers were my jam, would get drunk/high order like 9 of them have a few then, wake up have some more, wake up again for lunch finish them.

Based trips. Same but with the original with the mustard mayo secret sauce, and sesame seed bun. Little bit of shredded lettuce too. Get 8-10 of them for $1.00 each. Large doggor pebba. Good times.

man KFC used to be so much better as did most things

Imagine bringing her with her fat ass to a restaurant and just flexing on all the wagies.

What do you think her order is anon?

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I hope she picks everything on the menu!

you treating her king?

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Yeeep. *sips beer*. I remember the dark meat McDonalds nuggies. Get them shits in a MIGHTY kids meal. Now that's goyslop. Wash it down with a fucking Yoohoo. Then play some pokemon gold during the car ride home. Now look at us. Eating the ass of an autistic woman, and ordering her some fucking dominos afterwards.

Now look at us. Eating the ass of an autistic woman, and ordering her some fucking dominos afterwards.

This is accurate, you forgot the part that I have to do that in the backseat of a car because I still live my parents at 36

I dated a coworker who was a pawg. Cheeks so large a single hand could not grasp them, and so soft your hand sank into them like marshmallow. She took my virginity in what could only be described as the best sex of my life. Shot ropes groping that thing. We broke up but stayed friends. I really miss that ass.

Are you still friends currently? u ever bring up how good it was?

Dated a kinda chubby girl with a fat ass for about a year. The sex was amazing and I thought she was attractive of course but she didn't believe me. She often made us have sex with the lights off because she didn't want to look at herself or let me see her body.

One day at a time king.

She knew I appreciated her ass, and doesn't want to be friends with benefits.

But im there already my friend going on 40 really quick

Fun? Overrated? Gross? Hot?

All of the above

I'm will find out.

They complain about being fat all the time and yet they keep getting fatter. Even if you were initially attracted to them, there will be a time you see them passed out on the couch with glycemic overload, all their pendulous flab hanging out and you're not sure if the stink is coming from the pitbull farting again or from this bitch's septic cunt.

True, these women have a good 5 year window where they are really hot, the problem is they are fundamentally lazy (as all fat people are) and will never diet or exercise to maintain their figure, so they inevitably bloat and become disgusting

More gross than fun

How are they gross? What makes you say that?

5 years is generous in my experience. The trouble is, they look luscious and fuckable because dumb monkey brain still thinks food is scarce, but when you're sitting across the dinner table from one of these unholy heifers and you can see the rolls of brownish necrotized flesh rippling while they shovel more hogfeed down their gullets, the reality hits home.

I used to shove my fat fucking face with McDonalds but now it's goyslop!!

I never thought i'd see the day when internet midwits reminisce on the apparent health benefits of mcdonalds, eat a vegetable you fat fuck

do tomatoes and lettuce not come on burgers, faggot

It was still dogshit for you back then. It just tasted better than it does now. Did you just get fired from your job at McDonalds or something?

It was tastier back then though

it's like being a fat guy. diabetes, heart issues, body image issues, but hey, niggers love your ass so...positives?

I once met a south asian girl in a cybersecurity course I did a few years ago and she legit had the fattest, roundest hottest ass id ever seen in my life with the worse moonface ever along with some rly offputting facial hair.

did I make a mistake ghosting her? she was dropping hints and I did wanna hit it so bad and I probably would have if she knew to damn shave

oh well

facial hair makes it a no go, thats fucking gross.

overide that programming by being a genuinely good man

Incel cope, women procreate with abusechad only and get beta good goys to foot chads bill after she's transitioned from from chubby thicc to full blown beached whale.

Poor hygiene. People that let their bodies get like this just aren't interested in taking care of themselves and dealing with hygiene issues when having sex with someone kills it.