It's not that hard to get a girlfriend

it's not that hard to get a girlfriend

You're right. There is a procedure.

False
Women are the problem

I don't want to manipulate, I don't want to settle, I don't want to be settled for.
It's very hard when these are your starting parameters.

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Then why is it difficult? Hahaha. You lost control.

in other words you're a stacy-only incel

Just gotta hit em with that rizz. That razzle dazzle, BOOM, girlfreind. Just like that. Know what I'm sayin'?

Based OP putting incels in tears. Nigga if women refuse to look at you YOU are the problem. Git good

yeah it's actually unironically true like look at this dude can't even go two sentences without repulsing any woman he might be interacting with lmao

It isn't hard to get a job
The hard part is getting a good one. The same for women. The burger flipping job and low tier whores are available to everyone

How did you get your gf? I want specifics.

Online yes but they're either on the other side of the globe, too far if they're in my obscure hellhole or unwilling to move
It's just a fun activity i used to when i had the mental fortitude when i was 16 but im too jaded to bother with that nowadays

It's impossible to stay single. Women these days won't take no for an answer, and the police will not remove them from your property.

I have no social skills, I want only 9/10+ but I am only a 4/10

FTFY
Remember - ALL incels are volcels
No exceptions

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i met a girl here who was interested in dating so we talked for a few weeks and then i travelled to her and we had sex

That's a strange astroturf.

What board?
What platform did you talk on?

this board
email, discord, phone

I've been into women that others have called mid, average, even ugly.
I want to be attracted to my partner, and I want my partner to be attracted to me, and it's really that simple.

I've been into women that others have called mid, average, even ugly.

How did your friendship with these women go?

You're probably baiting but I halfway agree.
Any time I got a girlfriend in the past it involved zero or near zero effort.
The issue is it was like winning the lottery where that also takes no effort but rarely happens.
First time I had a gf I was early on in high school and a random girl I grew up with in a town a moved away from before starting high school turned out to have a crush on me so whenever I went back there for vacations we would hook up.
Second gf was a girl I accidentally complimented at a party by saying her voice was hot without thinking about it so she claimed me as her bf. She was from some other town so I only awkwardly fucked her in the back of my mom's Ford Expedition one time and then we stopped seeing each other.
Third one was a much older Gen X lady I met by going to a Fetlife "munch" (BDSM scene term for when you go to a restaurant and meet other fetish group people before heading down to your local BDSM dungeon). I sucked her tits and fisted her in a section of the BDSM dungeon that was designed to look like a little school classroom and she farted but I just laughed and kept going which made her trust me more or something.
And then the last one was a little over a decade ago where I begged for a gf on this board and this cute 18 year old latina sent an email to my throwaway address and we turned out to live in the same state so we started seeing each other (I was 28 at the time).

"Just be in a relationship with someone you're not attracted to" doesn't become good advice when you turn it in the other direction.

How do you expect me to get a girlfriend then, OP?

How did your friendship with these women go?

I've never spoken to them, those have all been random women I repost, I'd never pass around a picture of someone I actually know.
The friends I've been into have all been fairly attractive so maybe I am Stacysexual in the end.

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I've never spoken to them

In other words, you're a pathetic little worm of a man and a volcel

Cool schizo rant
What's her name ?

talk to women in the communities you're involved in like r9k

Jazmen Jafar

you're a pathetic little worm of a man and a volcel

Do you want your change that?
If not, I don't see why you care.

how many, buddy.
100, 200? swipe right?

"Laughing my ass off" =/= "caring"

Normgroid lies

What's your @?

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Yeah I agree with you, it is a lottery and some people win at birth. You can increase your luck by working with what you have and being around people. It's difficult now that we're terminally online and finding a place where you fit in and has women around is difficult. I 'won at birth' by being born tall with a handsome face + having parents that were athletic so even though I didn't fit in with team sports due to autism I had a 6 pack/otter mode mucles at 15. Due to the autism I wasn't the luckiest guy but I did have girls throwing themselves at me assentially at random times from a prepubecent age. I could have pumped and dumped sluts in my early 20's but I didn't want to. I've had 2 long term relationships but they came with thier own prob;ems since I picked BPDemons instead of the nice ones, I was an idiot.

How did your friendship with these women go?

I don't have any issues being friends with women by the way, it usually goes well as long as I don't catch feelings.
I don't have any game as I'm sure you can guess.

Just to add, I was like Mordcia from Regular Show for a long time, scared to kiss girls because I thought I'd be bad at it. My friend litterally had to press the enter (send) key on IM when I was talking to chicks sometimes. I was a chad by no means.

But I want a WORTHWHILE girlfriend

Why normgroids don't understand that? It's easy to get a girlfriend that just wants company and sex because she's starved for attention(like most humans, principally women)but finding one that actually is good and want to build a future with you is another story

None of you will find anything, beggars cant be choosers but they can be copers like you guys

I LIVE IN A FUCKING RETIREMENT VILLAGE, IM FUCKING STUCK, LET ME OUT LET ME OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

talk to women in the communities you're involved in

I do. I talk to girls in my school when we're put in groups together. They are fine talking to me about whatever but there is no clear attraction and they are definitely more interested in other guys around.

like r9k

What am I supposed to do here? I have added some femanons in the past but I get ghosted shortly after we start chatting.
Most don't want to talk to anons anyway outside of making attention grabbing threads.

bro just be attractive

Poor bait

How ?
Ive never gotten a single date, never had a woman interested in me. Never had a girl smile at me etc etc.
Where are the supposed many women ive rejected?

it's easy to acquire dookie

"but I don't want dookie, I have no use for dookie"

BEGGERS CANT BE CHOOSERS COPE COPE

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none of that constitutes dating, but you did find an easy whore who had a bodycount before you and will have one after you.
so... grats?

wow you're so lucky you met your wife/gf

lucky

normies have already revealed what dating is really all about. luck. Nobody says

wow you're so skillful finding your wife/gf

There is no skill or determinism involved.

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fuck bitches here .gg/wheel

she also said she loves me and we went on dates and cuddled and she said she's my girlfriend. what else do you want

she said

Women say a lot of things, you'll grow up and learn that some day.

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where was she from? does she shave? does she do anal? does she swallow cum and piss? does she cum quick? did you eat her out? how often did you fuck? greentext first time fucking and post nudes

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Everything is about luck. You're lucky to not be born in India, you're lucky to not be born with disabilities, you're lucky to not have a 80IQ. You can enhance your chances by being handsome, have good social skills, not be a cuck that accept whores and etc, but ultimately is up to luck if you're going to get a good wife

but ultimately is up to luck if you're going to get a good wife

exactly, so why can't I be mad about that? Some people win, some people lose, not a whole lot i can do about that