Virgin island edition
/britfeel/
Post-0 anxiety in overdrive. Someone PLEASE make a new thread!
So these men are either lying and/or have a humiliation fetish, right? There's no way a normal person would ever admit publicly to being a virgin at their sort of age.
Can't wait for summer to be over
never trusted the third party ones
You keep saying that. You're a sad little NEET mong
And here you are again, making fun of me yet again. Why do I seem to live in your head rent free, lad? What's wrong with you?
i think the thread picture is how sex should be, like the boy asking where he can and can't go, and the girl either denies or accepts it, so its mutually fair and consenting
the lad who really wants his internet slappy fight with Shippy
Very sad here 16 hours a day despite the fact he hates everyone who posts in this thread
Shippy isn't NEET, he is a balding racist van driver on minimum wage
some days i smell like shit and some days i smell like fish
Bit rude lass. You on your period
Shippy lost his job
Another 3 months in hospital for King Timmy.
It's a psyop to convince people that inceldom is a result of personality defects rather than looks. Autistic chads still get laid.
Imagine having your cock up Constance Marten's aristocratic pussy
m-may I kiss your nipples
that tiny trophy
Kek
Oh shit really?! Didn't know that, when did it happen?
Shippy, how you coping? Got any new gigs lined up?
Its tiny fucking hell
Good tune this is de lids.
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i can imagine this would feel good actually, has anyone had their nipples kissed here?
a balding racist
Nah that's not true. It's been a very slow week though
Try wetting your finger then touching your nipple gently rubbing it clockwise. How does it feel?
Can't play a video game for more than an hour. Either games are shit now or I'm burnt out
Taking cute piccys w my pals x
Enjoy the weekend while you can wagies! They always go by so quickly, don't they?
NOT PENNYS BOAT
Many fitties in Eurovision this year. Corr.
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Why are K-On fans almost all white supremacists?
im pretty sure clockwise and anti-clockwise doesnt matter but whatever
Impersonating Chika next, king?
tfw we have to go back
tfw kate, we have to go back
tfw you go back
it lush oh aye x
Idk whats that. We're just cute wee lassies x
Don't argue, just do it
Bulk buying febreze
spacker jeans? i think not
post the one of him with the wee dog
Bulk buying vapes.
I have 50 5000 puff Elfbars. Should last me a while
i dont know, my hands are just cold so its not really doing much pleasure wise theyre just cold
i love febreeze so much if i could smell of febreeze i would infact i probably do since i spray it so much because it smells so much better than just room
I feel like ive forgotten something.
Something important.
A sense of loss (no i've not had a wank)
Something is missing.
I guess ill consume my life with vidya until the feeling passes.
That'll work.
The mad imposter boat captain w the heart monitor fing gave me the creeps man. Acrually a lot of your baddies in lost was pretty intimidating considering its just normal.guys like even from Ethan on. Nd when they made Mr eko look like a other when he had them in the wee trap in the ground.
Not a fan of these 4 hour thread only 400 posts long. Bye
/deepfeel/: Post-400 lad and new thread maker lad are the same lad
Anime is the last refuge of right wing politics. Anime - indeed even anime pornography - has done more to protect and advance Western civilisation than every single 'centre-right' political party or 'conservative' group in the West put together.
the lad who spends 7 days a week on Anon Babble from the moment he wakes up
if i could smell of febreeze i would
sniffer dogs could find you
thats ok, im not a criminal really
Suspect that's what really happening. Sad mong can justify making his new gimmick threads 100 posts early.
post the one of him with the wee dog
This one?
/deepfeel/: Post-400 lad and new thread maker lad are the same lad
This.
Anime - indeed even anime pornography - has done more to protect and advance Western civilisation than every single 'centre-right' political party or 'conservative' group in the West put together.
I've read a lot of posts in my time. You can get that in a number of places. That is hot stuff.
why does this new wave of young, very-online neo-Nazis keep getting caught with CP?
Seen a lot of ppl have the same idea considering how much out of stock
Thought that was pretty obvious desu
I've made a few new threads and I'm not post-400 anxiety lad
Sean looks cute there. Do you have any more pics?
Good girl for trying. Warm your hands up
I'm not post-400 anxiety lad
Knew this was coming
And he's this sad lad. Anything to cause a 'disruption' or 'rile' us up.
Quite nice that IDmong got mindraped in the end
Fends off any further Anon Babble bollocks
mental how badly IDmong got mindraped
IDmong got raped to death
Anon Babble is finished
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IDmong
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IDmong melty
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IDs kill /britfeel/ culture IDmong.
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IDmong melty coming on strong
That's a handsome fella but the ugly cretin holding him can do one.
Thinking about buying a bookcase
Here with his father Kevin. He too lives in an assisted living facilty.
Why? Do you have a load of books just stacked up on the floor?
why do you need to use dating apps are you scared to talk to women irl?
Absolutely obsessed with posting that personality image
Any1 else here have a grindr account just so they can see the sad gay losers in their town? Hahahaha
Wonder if Keven knows his mong son has posted thousands of fetish pics on Anon Babble
how do i get a racist brum gf?
files.catbox.moe
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Installing Grindr onto your phone and making an account for a joke
Could you not fly your drone over the secure confidential site?
False.
His father's name was John and he died in spring of 2021.
His brother's name is Kev.
Does his mother live in an assisted living faculty too?
Kissing Eva on the cheek
CAN I PUT MY MASSIVE TOOL IN YOUR BOX MRS DOYLE
Sandra? Yeah
faculty
His entrepreneur brother who owned a string of nightclubs then went bankrupt?
(arse cheek)
There will be a day of reckoning where everyone responsible for the disgusting, genuinely evil betrayal of the English people will get what's coming to them. I've had total normies tell me they want military coups and that they want the navy to literally sink the boats with people in them. I've had family members cry when I've told and then shown them the court transcripts of the rape gang trials (they didn't believe me at first) and then told them the sentences the men got.
The public wants blood.
Phwoar nice MILF so she is
Imagine if someone posted pictures of you, your mates and your family on here. Wouldn't be too pleased, no? Think about what you're doing. HHL is a bigger man than most of you
eva6 requires explicit enthusiastic consent for any contact
Try like this
eva6, may I kiss you on the cheek?
Balls deep in Sandra's clunge
Been workshopping something for a little while now, lads. Tell me what you think:
Noncel
Sean Stringfellow
He posted all those pics on his public Facebook.
He posted them himself you melter.
so what, like those 'NOMAPs'? (i'm sure their hard drives are clean.)
Sad that i let them down
Gna play kirby on my switch
HHL is a bigger man
Isnt he like 5'4?
Imagine getting Sandra pregnant, phwoar
I don't know about his professional life.
Privately, he enjoys beer and food (both going out and staying in), a nice new pair of trainers, and may or may not still have a ginger cat called Tiggy.
Tildes tits.
little lore nugget: HHL's mother is taller than HHL
Imagine getting Sandra pregnant
Stripping Sandra naked, taking her to the basement and tying her to a dirty mattress. Every day I will cum on her without cleaning it. Every day she will shit herself and I won't clean it. By the end of the month she will be an absolute husk of shit and cum. That's when the real fun begins.
eva, post piccy like please
well, no, a partner wouldnt have to ask to kiss me, but a new boyfriend would have to ask beforehand if he maybe wanted to touch my breasts or something like that
Loremistress
Obsessed with Onken at the minute. Eat one a day
Stuntpegg showed some of her lovely arse off in her most recent vid
m-may I touch your breasts? my hands are warm
Have you ever stayed in a Britannia Hotel on your travels?
What do you gain from owning a bunch of bulky books that you don't use and haven't read?
Your phone is already a babel fish and you already speak the lingua franca of the world.
That wasn't me, but I enjoy buying and reading books.
The books are just for decorative purposes. He don't actually study them
Me? I enjoy buying DVDs and watching DVDs.
The books are just for decorative purposes. He don't actually study them
I see.
eva, may i show you my bookcase?
Eva, may I gently put it up your virgin arse?
dont think so, its usually premier inn, holiday inn, or marriot especially if im with my dad
Me? I enjoy kissing eva6's nipples
Why doesn't Shippy just shave it all off?
Does he legit only own one shirt? Maybe multiple of the same shirt?
What really pisses me off is that they didn't ask anyone. There was no vote, no media campaign, no tacit consent by the public. They just swapped to chorleywood without a word and it's been a fucking disaster ever since. They fucking knew what they were doing.
Welper Woremistress
I've shown about 4 women the bookcase. They were all impressed
Post the one which shows his heavily crinkled shirt, king
Ngl this is one of my all time favourite pics of old Greg. He's just standing there, towering over everyone, staring down the shitlibs screeching like retards, all the while you know he's got a giant shit-eating grin on his big jolly face.
Shippy looks like he probably smells
Lad we'd be fucked without chorleywood. We were wholly dependent on US imports as the protein content of our flour was too low.
Why do you give a fuck about how they mass produce bread?
or marriot especially if im with my dad
/Deepfeel/: Eva is posting from Phnom Penh
I've had family members cry when I've told and then shown them the court transcripts of the rape gang trials
These details were never publish by any news agency, IMO the government put out an injunction on reporting any of the details.
You ever look at someone and just know their breath smells like shit?
Punching Eva in the face until she is unrecognisable.
thinks 30+ year old virgins have any social status to lose
need to rawdog the bus tomorrow, lost my earbuds baka
/deepfeel/: Shippy has TMAU
Kissing eva6 on the face until she blushes
A poo stain after he leaves that spot
Who was the original guest?
Mark's arse some day smell like fish and some day smell like shit. Only some can smell it but he always smell it. Handstands help his SVT but not the smell. He wash his arse in the sink and wash his dishes in the bath. He didn't ask to be born.
Handstands help his SVT
Haven't seen him doing one of those in a while. They always give me a chuckle
Doesn't matter. Chorleywood is fucking killing people, literally. In my opinion there's no reason why the population of the entire country should be more than 5-10 million people anyway, which would be entirely self sustainable food wise.
It's really, really bad and it's so sinister because it's treated as normal and even good for us.
im off on a late evening mission to the petrol station, any of you cunts want anything?
4 pack of Tyskie please
you cunts
buy some manners yea
and what are they going to eat pal? the flour is fucking shit mate
Couple of Monster Energy UltraTM drinks please lad.
Gets me some banana Huel please
Ginsters
Is the banana one the nicest lad? Only been having the chocolate and vanilla ones but found them great for weight loss. Black edition.
can of fanta
30 gram sterling and ocbs
A twix and a diet pepsi
red bull and a kinder bueno please mate
holy fuck I actually posted that exact post before because I now have to make it original kek
Don't think they do a black edition of the banana, powder but not in ready to drink, now that I looked, shame that.
Snickers, ta
You know that bread no longer constitutes 50% of peoples' calories, right lad?
Am doing a citizen arrest now u can't move for being a paedo police on the wy
Cornetto
A gf, if they have any left
I am authorised to use reasonable force
0% without chorleywood mate
Nice little poem about are Mark.
Quavers
packet of bagels and some foreskins
You know that for thousands of years people have been making bread just fine without chorleywood, right lad?
One of the best britfeel posts of all time imo
Find a better hobby lad
Go on then pal, make enough bread for millions of people with low quality flour without using the chorleywood process.
Alri sprogless
Cheers lad, wasn't sure if it was gonna land, but glad you enjoyed it x
I sound weird like norwoot with a hard d.
SproglessNormie
Alright lad? Good Friday evening?
Your post you've just replied to was at the very very most slightly amusing king
norw00t ^_^
Sound lad. Just put the sprogberg to bed and the wife is at the inlaws.
Might pay a visit to the rolex shop, had decent wages so far this year lads
Levels of samefagging that shouldn't even be possible.
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEKin
It tickled me. It more than exceeded my threshold for deep tickling.
Let SproglessNormie have his wee bit of fun mate.
BN would you consider wearing something like this if your hair got really thin lad
It was worth a muffled "heh" and even that's pushing it. This is why you've never been top dog on here.
Corr sounds like you have it laid out for a comfy one. What is the plan now? Crack a beer?
Why you not posting the full image showing what kind of person Sean really is?
just pure epic sauce
You reckon my lack of taste stops me from ascending to /britfeel/ top dawg status?
Post of the night for me
excuse me mate, i know this sounds a bit daft, but would you like to see a magic trick? haha the wife's into it, go oooonnn. cheers mate. now just give me your watch for a second. don't worry - you'll get it back haha. cheers. now, if you ju
*runs*
is there zero self awareness to wear a hat on tv? or is he bald?
eva6 touches her nipple once and she's a gooner now
Nah I would go for the full hair transplant mate. Unless I was doing a father ted tribute. Then that one would be ideal.
can you all stop sexualising eva6? she's a nice girl she doesn't deserve this x
or is he bald?
Obviously, why else would he not take his hat off
"She" is a glaswegian drug addict
sometimes non-balds wear hats so when they DO remove said hats and reveal they're only MILDLY balding, they go from a 2/10 to a 3/10.
he's never been to a freak off
Sounds like it all kicking off at Mark's flat
Twolls send armed response again. It not rite!
If I was balding, I would probably wear a hat
You know balding is cured now right?
Dibsy McClintock and he had already lost a lot of weight in that photo
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He's balding
looks like b lad
Feels nice to have a sober Friday night for once. Garn be fresh af for Eurovision tomorrow.
so his personal trainer IS bald then
When I first started going black I got a few slices of honey roast ham, glued them together, painted them black and then glued them to my head. It went well but when it was sunny I started to smell like a pig with diabetes.
Quite the titties
i hate being sober x
You getting a bag in for Eurovision lid?
Looks like Fat Bastard when he lost all the weight. LMAO.
Sounds like a good shout that, you having a line yourself lad?
Nope. Not even drinking tomorrow. Will be ordering a wizza in for it though. Might as well.
At a care home aren't they meant to be taken care of? Seems insane that they just let care home lads get wasted every night? Don't get it at all.
not even drinking tomorrow
you will be
Dibsy wasn't even the fattest they had on
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HIS PRE-RECORDED down sandford lane
Parts 1 & 2
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He's actually in a we don't care home.
Nope. I'm off the drink until the wooty final next Saturday.
No, only mongs do drugs.
No chance. You'll be having withdrawals before then.
Imagine titty fucking him phwoar
Am in recovery
GET THE BADGE IN, THE BAGS IN AND THE SLAGS IN DEE LADS
22 22 twenty 2 twenty 2
J42K2
no more codeine? ;_;
are you weaning?
ugly duckling poster posts two two little ducks
really makes you ponder
im not glaswegian and i have never touched drugs and i watch how much alcohol i drink
25 past ten on a Friday night and I wish I was fucking dead
which general area do you live then
SSM will have a major hangover tomorrow
same, but all day everyday
Getting eva6 really high then kissing her nipples
like, in this circle, but i live quite rural.
Evadale
The wooze has won x
are you in one of those posh Pennines villages?
went to the house where they filmed Withnail & I. met some other people doing the same. they were rude to us.
kek reminds me of that old bloke
Thoughts on the Bella Culley situation?
Right so Leeds then
no, but i go christmas shopping there
that old bloke
Taking eva6 Christmas shopping
Getting eva6 really high then putting my hand under her jumper
Would you ever meet up with SSM for a piss up?
Lapping up eva6 like a thirsty cat
Deep in Starmer's dispersal zone.
Yesh my 3rd attempt at quitting this yr so far. Fink it will work this time vus I actually want to.
Is that near lake district? Not good at maps
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yeah him lad kek
yeah, i have a cottage there, so i can get cozy if i want for a weekend, no central heating, just a fire, you can fully see all the constellations too
Iv been in carlisle train station kinfa recently. Seen that piccy last fred. Got lost for a bit going up nd down in the lift. Id like 2 go outside nd see what's Carlisle like but i only seem to get as far as the station
eva6 are your hands warm? Ready for more instructions?
Buying child train tickets and covering up the text on the ticket with your thumb to the inspector when they check
i now dislike eva6
(classist, sorry)
Low class slag
changing 'disabled persons' to '26-30' with a biro.
eva6 do you have a regional accent?
im upper middle class
Buying a train ticket
Virgin island edition
I really didn't need to know this show existed. Looked it up and I am older than all the people on it.
eva6 what are the what3words of your current location?
Not if you live within that circle you're not.
id rather be a perma virgin forver than lose it on national television
BritNormie has perked up for Eva now
hope you + your family lose it all, frankly.
She's in Skipton
Trace the shape of constellations on your pussy
Gonna have a bath and listen to jammers
my dad works at lockheed martin what
Factory jobs are grim. Full of bone boys. Make him do all the work, crank his machine speed up at the box factory. It not right a decent lad like jammers gets taken advantage of. At least he don't do that shit anymore. Got to take care of dementia dad now.
Sounds magic. I fink theres spiritual powers in lake district.U been to Scotland before?
eva6 giving you just enough to keep you interested in every thread she posts in as the larp goes on
shes more interesting to talk to than you mate
Stealing expensive alcohol from your job at Waitrose. Champagne, posh spirits. Drinking like a king every night
i like m&s, but its full of old people
Simping for a bloke LARPing
He shud livestream like ssm
Does posh girl pussy taste better than lower class pussy?
Lad really hates his past jobs. Feel for him but he seems like the sort of bloke that just expects a better job to come along eventually without any effort.
Oh aye he did didn't he
More often then
Reckon Ruth is out partying tonight?
For me? It's the chuckle brothers
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Country is full of lads like Jammers stuck in dead end low skilled jobs they hate. SSM was clever and stopped doing dead end jobs in his 20s and got on bennies.
fuck off
fuck off
fuck off
fuck off
fuck off NOW
He has a few times. Got some donations too.
She's on the prowl looking for a fit lad to stretch her tuppence out.
Same here. I haven't worked since 21 and don't think I'll ever work again. It's not worth it just for a holiday somewhere once a year and I guess I'm better off being at home all day.
SSM's end-goal is to die without ever working again
You can still live quite comfortably on benefits. Just look at SSM and Helper
I like jamjam cus hes miserable but still kinda positive vibes. Normally u only get one or the other. Its a nice mix
or just be born with a Lockheed Martin dad and a cottage in the Lake District
my family fought in war and went down pit for THIS
I'd like to be that lad.
KEEP ON GETTING VAPE LIQUID IN MY MOUTH
FUCK OFF
Not a fan of that cherry lemonade drink at mcdonalds. All bitter lemon mostly. Won't be getting it again.
convince a posh girl to go out with me
knock her up
become the Lockheed Martin dad
That's my plan anyway
He vape
He drink Stella
He just just like mefrrrr
We're not your pets you entitled cunt
Can't get a job as no further actions show up on DBS checks. May as well be guilty.
Chud or Chude is a term historically applied in the early East Slavic annals to several Baltic Finnic peoples in the area of what is now Estonia, Karelia[1] and Northwestern Russia.
In Russian folk legends, the Chuds were described as exalted and beautiful. One characteristic of the Chuds was 'white-eyed', which means lightly colored eyes.
In the chronicles which narrate about the founding of Russia, the Chuds are mentioned as one of the founder races, with the Slav and the Varyags (Varangians).
Holy fuck they're real.
Apparently going around filming females and deanos leaving nightclubs is a valid reason to get arrested.
Fucking hell im absolutely nowhere near that size. That guy must be Atleast 30 stone.
They're usually wronguns. Look at that Manchester Nightlife YouTuber. He was filming up women's skirts and selling the videos to perverts.
Everyone on /britfeel/ will fail a DBS due to having a non-crime hate incident from saying SSM smells like fish.
i did have a chance to impregnate a middle-class girl before her dad realised i was scum
still don't think i'd be happy in that life tbqh. surely i'd be expected to ALSO be doing some sort of work, by now. providing for her and our child. with enough income for holidays and restaurants and whatever else it is they do.
No proof SSM smells of fish.
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take that PC brigade
I mean yeah lad you need to have a middle class job yourself. It's just fucked otherwise mate like I've grown up with parents on bennies, managed to get to highest tax bracket but im still generations behind. Need to marry up to sort it out
why are the people who actually work at my company so stuck up?? like idk i have to do a walkaround with a co-worker where i ask if anyone has any issues with their stuff, usually its display errors, so i have to redo or replace their display adaptors, but like, so many of them just straight up ignore me
Yank mong is another trust fund babby with minted parents. Normal class lasses don't post here.
Are you autistic lass? I wouldn't take it personally, if they don't respond they probably just don't have any issues for you to sort out, I don't think they're deliberately being rude or anything like that
what do you actually do for work
I don't think he was upskirting. It's not against the law to film in public and sell your work. There is no source to suggest he ever got prosecuted...only arrested.
Cunt that has stalked a poor lad from the UK and invested some of her very comfy life in so she can look down on him, laugh at him and encourage him on the course he's on.
Just claimed those two free Fortnite wraps. Garn go watch some telly welly in beddingtons now.
yeah, im autistic, but idk, i dont ask twice incase they're in a meeting or something, but sometimes i just feel really awkward standing there with a bag full of cables, but even when they do ask for help, they kind of act like im not a real person, theyre just empty of emotion
IT support at some big financing company thing, i dont really care about what they do desu, my mum got me into this job, i can work at home if its a day where i don't need to do cable management or walk-arounds
i've no idea why it says "desu"
Garn watch that Star Wars: A New Hope.
Haven't seen the OG trilogy for ages and I'm in the mood for it.
my mum got me into this job
i've no idea why it says "desu"
FUCK OFF
you did it wrong actually
give Andor a watch lad it's good. you like your fascism and whatnot.
2day was disaster
Tomoz will b good x
how many episodes and how long per episode and also whats it about?
perfectly normal for email-style quotations to have a space after the chevron, you avocado zoomer
I think you're overthinking it, but if it's making you feel uncomfortable then first I'd check with the coworker for their opinion, do they also feel as if the non-IT staff are ignoring IT? If they agree then maybe you could consider reaching out to someone, you'd have to word it properly though as if they are not taking IT seriously which could have knock on effects for productivity and profitability. It's literally just display cables though, if there's a problem they will just come to you, so on the flip side it may be worth raising it with a higher up in IT; that the walk around process is not effective
Word filter from the abbreviation of to be honest
Star Wars: A New Cope
HHL is a bigger man than most of you
trip on bitch
I just love the type of woman who can walk over a man
And I mean like a goddamn marching band
my Dad works at Lockheed Martin
Ok guys LARP is over. What a shower if shit its all been. Absolute bollocks.
I think it's a lame Star Wars thing. Try Murderbot, new one from AppleTV, it's like a sci-fi about a robot who overrides his safeguards so he can finally do what he wants but turns out he just wants to watch space soap operas
Typical intj bug brain that finks u can learn occult from reading books. I am the occult.
My dad's the Ghost of Kyiv.
it's a GOOD Star Wars thing it's mature and for adults
i know this has been said before but this one is ACTUALLY good i swear
its either lockheed or a very similar company, like BAE
Your favourite musician from the 60s-70s probably had sex with multiple minors
Your father assists in bombing children and innocent civilians in foreign countrys hes a demon.
eva6 is bae
i'm a 20-year-old lonely girl who likes anime. my dad is buying me a car, a 'Rolls Royce' or something? idk. i just hope it's a pretty colour!
He's not the one who drops the bombs to be fair.
What's your favourite anime uwu
I only listen to drill rappers granadad
um.. i dont really like to get involved in his work
not my favourite but people are really doubling down on the whole "John Lennon was an abuser" thing. he hit his first wife, once, according to her. and she forgave him. he was a negligent dad. fine.
now he was SECRETLY a monster, terrible person. not just a bit of a prick. pure evil.
(David Bowie is still fine, despite statutory rape.)
assassinate your dad.
bombing children and innocent civilians in foreign countrys
based desu
Oh so you are aware then. When you sit and eat dinner with him every night he is a part of the never ending war machine that exists to cause as much pain and misery to as many people as possible all for profit.
Man this soundtrack is fucking brilliant. Sets the tone straight away.
SORCERER OF DEATH'S CONSTRUCTION
Your father assists in bombing children and innocent civilians in foreign countrys
Gna hoover n stuff tomoz while mmy out n collect some good boy points
Crazy how well made this is for 1977. Looks better than most modern films. Also, just necked those Laughing Cow cheese wriangles. Not great, not terrible.
OM MANI PADME HUM
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for me it's the 4K77 theatrical print
and this creepy skeleton