I missed out on college pussy and I will never get over it, I'm already 29 and failed at life.
I missed out on college pussy and I will never get over it, I'm already 29 and failed at life
You can go to college at 29.
I knew lots of tight college girls dating 35 year old townies when I went lmao
missed out on toddlerhood friends
missed out on teen love
missed out on low inhib camping
missed out on high school relationship drama
missing out on college pussy
missing out
missing
what
im 29 and literally spent last night in my girls dorm room
29 is not a super abnormal age to date a college student
I was in college. no one got pussy in my group apart a couple of Chads
hearing other men get laid in the dorms/apartments were some of my uni days I considered roping
I got sex multiple times in high school and multiple times after college.
But I didn't get any action with women at all during those four years of college.
You have to get over it man. I missed out on joining the air force and being a cool fighter pilot. I missed out on being an astronaut and going to space. I missed out on seeing Paris before it was overrun by niggers. I missed out on sex.
It's time to stop being obsessed with it and do something you like and haven't missed out on. I haven't missed out on the leftover pizza I'm about to eat for dinner. I put extra olives on it before putting it in the oven, it's gonna be great.
You can still get college pushy retard.
got pussy
get laid
got sex
get any action
since when does r9k talk like this? are you actually redditors? next you're going to say "buddy of mine.."
They're all failed normies who come here to laugh at us and complain that they're unmarried.
time to become a monk buddy this yearning shit is going to kill you, might as well prepare for it
Your life is over, do you realize that?
You people are the whiniest fucks in the world. All you do is complain about how bad you had it like a bunch of fucking pansies, and do nothing to improve your situation. Genuinely, consider suicide instead of wasting the oxygen and resources.
>missed out on low inhib camping
This one hits the hardest. Imagine going to a summer camp or an outdoor adventure with a high school crush that is mutual
who come here to laugh at us
Look at this board and tell me 90% of posts shouldn't be laughed at
but there's nothing i enjoy
bro missed out on his foreskin
I missed out on college pussy and I will never get over it, I'm already 29 and failed at life.
Wat? No. The opposite.
You can still go back to college, and assuming you're not an obese neckbeard, you'd probably fucking kill it.
Bunch of young girls seeing an older guy in their class? Too easy, and that's before you take into account you could just be immoral and promise to buy them booze for them
tldr: Git gud
I knew lots of tight college girls dating 35 year old townies when I went lmao
Yup. You can be that guy. Hell, I plan on one day when I finally get more money to just randomly go back to a college, secretly just for pussy but with more money where I can host the parties, pay for the drugs, etc...
No, Anon Babble was never virgin majority.
The virgins left for wizchan a long time ago and were always the worst off minority of this board, not the default state of anons.
I'm 5'4. Will this still work
i have a small dick i failed at life as a man, fuck everyone, one job, failed, ok god i get it i fucked shit up in my previous life
Not what you think. It is boring and I got sick of being around her after 35 minutes then when I was parted from her I became obsessed with being near her again.
It is a very weird seesaw of feeling obsessed and repulsed.
Having sex ages you. If you want to have sex make sure you have secured it for the rest of your life because once you lose your virginity you lose some kind of psychological youthfulness. It is a form of trauma bonding for both male and female. You produce less collagen. Your senses are dulled. You grey earlier and your hair is less healthy. You store fat more easily. Your body recovers more slowly.
Sex destroys your skin.
Do not do it unless youre married or else you will appear 45 at 25.
It's discord transsexuals who colonized this place when the original population got bored and weren't paying attention.
she's hot. fuckin hot body
i cope with this by reading erotic coming-of-age stories
oldcel cope
The guys who get younger women when they're 30+, are the same guys who had no trouble getting women when they were young themselves and have years of positive feedback and experience. If you're an autistic sperg you're going to have an even bigger uphill battle. Good luck getting that unicorn though.
if he wants to feel something he can always put his hand on those burners
i quit my job but only because i have money, so i have options. i will have to get a new job before i run out of money.
Nah, I noticed the kinds of girls who wouldn't talk to me at 19 were being super friendly to me when I was 25.
It's looks based and men look better when they are older.
Sure, but oldcels exaggerate the age that men are optimally attractive to later in life to cope.
The the peak attractiveness of men is mid/late 20s, like 25 as you said. so if you're like 29 or 31, you're already over the hill of attractiveness and will start declining rapidly. And the women you will attract are going to be older. Getting that 19 year old girlfriend is going to be exponentially more difficult because they (generally) want guys who are just a couple of years older, not a large age gap.
The only time I've ever had sex was with a girl 15 years younger than me.
i'm 39
it's never been more over for me
I'm 36 and my gf is 24. It's never too late if you really want it.
and you were... ?
ancedotal examples
also a woman at 24 is much more likely to date older than 19. and the younger generations are really sensitive about age-gap relationships which will make it harder too
Twenty one
ruh-roh
easier to get younger girls when you're older
missed out on proper nutrition as an infant
I knew lots of tight college girls dating 35 year old townies when I went lmao
When did you go? Today, a 35 year old who wants to fuck 20 year olds is considered a pedophile
hearing other men get laid in the dorms/apartments were some of my uni days I considered roping
I lived at home through college but the first time I heard neighbors having sex after moving into an apartment I had the same thoughts