John Everett Millais edition
/britfeel/
Denied fanny
What up /britfeel/ it's ya sexy goth bad boy kingcobrajfs and I'm having some simply scrumptious mcdonalds chicken strips for breakfast twu
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(cat6, 23awg pure copper, shielded, fire proof)
Am hungry now like
Got sunburn all over my back
Why won't Shippy iron his shirt?
Why can't you stop thinking about him?
That other one from Nottingham with the side profile does like like the OP image a bit
Posh pussy
Clunge connoisseur.
He move to a new ward. He love people running around him and taking care of him in his time of need. God bless rNHS.
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No law saying you have to.
je dois te dire
et je vais te dire
je dois te dire
et je vais te dire
tous les jours que nous sommes au-dessus de terre est un grand jour x
je dois te dire
et je vais te dire
je dois te dire
et je vais te dire
tous les jours que nous sommes au-dessus de terre est un grand jour x
Fascinant
Just want to fuck a slag
desole anonyme, je faisais juste des betises, veuillez pardonner
Caramel sprog sliding out of black fanny
je suis venu te dire que je m'en vais
Theres a law saying dont be a nonce yet you are one
Sick burn bro
Caramel sprog sliding out of Ruth's tuppence
Good morning BritNormie lad
scanning your face in case you're a criminal
you might be a false flag and get arrested
They are definitely keeping some kind of data despite what they say about them not being stored. Maybe not the full photo but the coordinates of your face, blemishes, eyes, shape of nose and eyebrows etc. They'll use that as an excuse for saying "we don't store your face on our systems." Scary 1984 stuff.
She's definitely not going to have sprogs of any colour. She wants to be a free woman and travel. Not be trapped in the same area for 18 years.
Imagine being a braindead g4s scumbag that you have to be instructed to read like a robot when coming across the public photography chads.
Ruths warm inviting tuppence
When I went through border control, they didn't take my fingerprints like everyone else because they must have kept mine on their records from 2 years ago. Shocking GDPR violation.
Imagine if libido could be restored ten minutes after every fap. Think of how many more men would be unemployed. I believe men with high libido are more likely to be NEETs.
Most NEETs i know are severely depressed
I am but I have high libido. I have to masturbate the sexual frustration away or I can't focus on anything else.
A nice line.
Woke up and I'm still drunk. Last night was a big one dee lads. Don't remember a lot of it
Shippy as a paedophile what is your opinion on anal sex?
Morning wank
been listening to Status Quo, outside of their hits. fuckton of albums. NONE OF THEM are any good.
BAE SYSEMS ARE THE PORCH NIGGERS OF THE UK GOVERNMENT WHO I WILL BEHEAD IN THE NAME OF FREEDOM!
GORGON'S EYE VIOLATES THE STATUTORY CODE OF MAGNA CARTA!
THESE CIA NIGGERS WILL FEEL THE WRATH OF MY SWEATY GLASWEGIAN COCK!
BASTARDS THEY ARE BASTARDS THEY SHALL BE, UPON THE WRATH OF MY SWOLLEN SWEATY GLASWEGIAN COCK I SHALL FUCK THEE!
g4s are always either a big massive black man or a skinny lanklet short arse somalian black man
not quite the same as magicking away the refractory period, but you could do "solo chemsex"
have a wild time on mephedrone plus poppers, until actual HOURS pass and you need to take breaks just from the sheer exercise
Strange their early albums before they became dadrock are psychedelic.
the term isn't even 'DEI' in this country
even when it comes to being against something, we're against the thing from America. bloody liberals against free speech. they can suck my eggplant and kiss my fanny.
yeah had no idea they started in the early 60s, fuckin hell
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there's a hurdy-gurdy man with no shoes on his feet ;__;
like some surfer rock thing you'd hear on The Ed Sullivan Show.
at least early Pink Floyd or Jefferson Airplane -> Starship it's al good but these lads might have just had a few 70s/80s dadrock bangers and i need to come to terms with that
where the fuck is the postman. post-11 anxiety kicking in lads.
Really dry scalp, need some moisturiser
Instead of the postman the police will come today, junkie
Let my Apu out in the sun, it's not too hot so he won't be melting.
liverpoolecho.co.uk
i mean if i'd bought drugs from this particular cyberspace gang, i'd be due another letter. IF.
wouldn't stop the post, though. i'd probably just get another hand-delivered letter from the police. how would i receive bills? TV licence warnings? solicitors notices?
Most of their catalogue is pretty catchy harmless rock. Not everything needs to be some critically acclaimed masterpiece. Different music for different moods. Sometimes you just want shitty dadslop and that's okay. Not that I've listened to every single album they've released. Mufuggas the Merzbow of dadrock.
Weekend at eva6's cottage
Weekend in rochdale
Eva's homemade cottage cheese leaking from her genital wart infested rancid gash between her stretch marked jiggly thighs.
11:43 now
think i remember the post arriving 12ish some days. Saturday, isn't it? might affect things. bit of a delay.
then again it's been coming earlier, recently. half past ten some mornings. 'first class post' doesn't mean 'the next day' any more, does it? not going to come tomorrow, either. not one of them Special Delivery/Tracked-24 parcels that sometimes turn up.
just heard a car door. fingers crossed.
On saturday the post comes much earlier for some reason where I live
Corrr. Just realised how much useless hunks of plastic I have in my room and am filled with dread.
Eva's husband deflowering and impregnating her on their wedding night
Eva's prolapsed anus coming alive and growing legs and running around Glasgow in a mink coat.
Weekend away in Sunderland with Eva
maybe it comes earlier for EVERYONE ELSE hence the delay.
think it used to come at 12? clocks went forward/backward whatever, that explains it. bounced back to 12. any minute now.
Another day of incel drivel is it king?
Eva6 lives in Scarborough.
Sounds like they were caught purely because the nasty looking woman was posting hundreds of packages a day at the local post office. Pretty stupid desu.
I mean, if you're making that much money surely you can invest in a little opsec. Basically:
don't send hundreds of packages daily from the same post office
at the very least send someone who doesn't look like a scruff
better yet, get a royal mail business account set up and arrange a collection like any legit business would do
don't just use the brown padded envelopes, use boxes with additional packaging inside so that if the outer package is accidentally opened during transit they still can't tell its drugs
mix in clean packages like 50:50 or maybe even more clean packages
Ideally you have more than one type of packaging, sent from more than one location.
You would also have temporary/disposable packaging/locations to vet new customers, otherwise the police can simply purchase one package and know what to look out for.
They are scousers though I mean what can you expect really
this woman comes into your post office stinking of bud and a bad case of columbian flu
has a sports direct bag full of brown padded envelopes
I wonder what she's sending...
They move him to more intensive ward.
His most recent fall after getting up from the loo has really left him shaken, he doesn't feel safe on his own two feet any more and has injured his knees terribly.
I hope he gets the help he needs x.
on the piss later today in clapton
Is that the chief from one flew over the cuckoo's nest?
They should move him to a graveyard
Stuntpegg arse
Looks perfect for anal
Timmy loves the wospital. He gets to lie in bed all day eating fruit and microwave meals and watching tennis, it lush!
Didn't know Helen was at SSM's last night kek
No shagging for Mark though. He never shags drunk women. It's his rule.
Hungover af me. Proper helper vibes
Is it true that Timmy can't get a TV licence so has to go to hospital now to watch telly?
He did an american night for her
The downfall of Timmy can be traced back to The Spaffening but before that he was quite independent, playing his piano, drinking litres of Appleteiser and antagonising the local builders
Do they ever not drink when they see each other?
Helen is a drinking buddy from what I can tell. It's not a relationship.
Social media dollies kind of day is it, king?
They're both mong alcoholics what do you expect? It's not like Mark would attract any decent woman. I'm sure Helen is as fucked in the head as he is.
you'll all be doing it tommorow
kind of hungry but too lazy to cook
Need some suggestions, passport mongs
I wonder if Ruth will be watching the Eurovision final tonight.
Helen is a lucky woman to have SSM.
Same, but I will cook something, because I'm hungry.
What food would you cook if you could be arsed, and could you describe the food in the most descriptive way you could?, please.
Thoughts on the Rwandan genocide and them purposely raping and infecting loads of women with HIV?
I'll be staying at the Crowne Plaza Hotel in Nottingham this summer.
yeah i guess they either got complacent, thought the Post Office wouldn't care (obviously they didn't for a while), staff might have assumed it was a business thing (e.g. eBay).
if it's just a jiffy bag and/or it's hidden inside a CD case or summat, who cares. fuck whoever grassed, though. how much of a prick do you have to be?
Ok so, I'll pop into town and get a matcha latte from Starbucks. If the 35-yo redhead is working I've got some pre-planned "banter" to practice talking to people/women.
The last two times I went in my app failed to scan and she giggled and said "its because i'm small", its because I have the brightness set to 50 percent so its harder to scan in reality so i'll set my brightness to 100. It'll hopefully scan first time and i'll quip "first time, you must have grown a couple of inches"
Now the difficult part is multi-choice depending on her reaction, I could make a crude joke, allude to a crude joke, say "that sounded a bit weird" while laughing or just say nothing and ask if shes alright or something
How do you get caught posting drugs at the Post Office? I'm sure many eBay sellers post loads a week without suspicion.
just say nothing and ask if shes alright or something
I'd go with that. A nice smile, and be sincere.
I don't chat women up. That's embarrassing. I like to wank right up to them, punch them in the face and poo on their arses.
Lmao. None of this will work but good look anyway Ebin.
time it so your phone is on 5% charge and then say "battery's gone flat"
then have a good look up and down at her chest, and follow up with "...unlike you ;)"
lasses love that sort of thing. physical compliments. they work hard on their appearance, so it's always nice when males say these things.
There aren't many ebay sellers who do that kind of volume while looking like a council estate scruff. Just pure bait, absolutely sus.
smell and/or pills rattling. both solvable problems with vacuum seals and shit, i'd say pills could be anything but whatever. maybe someone knows 'what to look out for'. Sarah comes in every day with 50 little parcels? Posting Is Now A Crime.
With a cock in her arse
Sean will be doing the same I reckon
also to add, practice eye sight and try figure out "phsyical" signs
yeah, I thought about asking about her weekend but it seems too intrusive and creepy, thats the thing. I don't know where the line is between sincere and creepy. It's incredibly easy to overstep the boundry when they are just being nice because its their job but also redditors say they went on dates with coffee shop workers so yeah
I feel i've got to try, I've entered a flowstate of stagnation where I can do acceptable transactional conversation but nothing beyond that, the older I get the more creepy/difficult it becomes too, if I don't rapidly try to advance beyond that I will be cemented as a lifelong-loner.
Too far I reckon, maybe in a more intimate setting like a bar or something but not to a worker.
Fucking spat my coffee out reading this fuck sake. Caught me off guard.
Etsy craft types might?
hell there are dropshippers who never even see the thing they 'sell', but i guess some of them are essentially (unregistered) home businesses. i just got a new battery cover for my Game Boy. was one of those places called like retrogamesupplies4u.
plenty of valid reasons to send lots of items off in the post. also you could just order shit to your enemies' houses. was prepared for that once when a special package ended up back at the distribution centre and the bloke on the phone told me they'd open it and destroy what's inside (what the fuck, Royal Mail)
one matcha latte please. extra hot. just like you.
how does she not burst out laughing as soon as you start speaking?
He gat that LUSH meal with Rajasthani dahl, chicken tikka masala with saffron basmati rice served with two fruit salads, all the squash, tea and biscuits he could eat, loving Nigerian nurses giving all the attention and care that he could wish for.
The way I look at it i'm the antithesis to Ruthmong, if I can manage to pull something off then he has no excuse not to try. Perhaps you just have to manifest your own success into reality, instead of owning no shoes, buy some shoes (In my case, goodyear welted leather brogues) and get out there
I don't know, autistic voice and mannerisms is a real afflicition, I think it might be on par with physical deformation, you just know people are treating you different when they see you move/open your mouth.
It just doesn't make sense from a business perspective either. If you're doing hundreds of packages daily you would save a lot of money and free up cash flow by signing up for a business account, it's literally cheaper and they do invoicing.
maybe someone knows 'what to look out for'
comes in every day with 50 little parcels
Yeah lad they look out for some scruffy woman coming in every day with hundreds of the same package. The article reads as if someone from the post office was suspicious, reported it to the police as they are probably obligated to do so, then the police opened them up and found drugs.
hell there are dropshippers who never even see the thing they 'sell'
What's that got to do with anything lad? You realise dropshippers don't actually send anything themselves?
plenty of valid reasons to send lots of items off in the post
Sure, for a business with a royal mail account and arranged collection, not a scruffy scouser.
Awrite luv? Hot outside tiday ain't it? *wink* Just loik you luv. *licks dry cracked lips and bares yellowing neglected teeth* I fink I'll have a corrrrretada please luv, no milk. I loik em black jus like you luv. *tries to wink but blinks instead*
Just say you hope she has a nice weekend. It's not asking for details, not intrusive, just a nice thing to say.
Ebin is such a creep
I am now going to go and cook some dinner.
Homemade sosij and egg mcmuffins.
I am quite hungry, desu.
I was last at the jobcentre around 2016. Woman looked like that pop star one lad here posts, her name has went out of my head. Think she liked me. I remember posting here she was nice to me at the time. Memory is so haywire that it could have probably been anywhere from 2015 to 2017
Bit early for dinner is it not? Ya fookin mental bro.
Why is Ebin simping for some 35 year old tattooed roastie? She is probably a single mother too. Grim lad.
awroit luv CRAKING tits *gropes her breasts* cor and i mean CORR luv proper luvleh mellons you've go- SECURITY whyyyyy? fucking frigid u r luv
Incels getting all upset over tattoos again I see
fancy a chitty chitty bang bang luv or r u sum sorta dick van DYKE!? corrr
Point out the 'upset posts' king
spastic incel fight about to happen now
Tattoos are fine on young women. Not middle aged women though. That's just sad
no one ever mentions men
It's not even sex I want like a pick up artist type, I'm on full dose sertraline and finasteride (every other day) so you can do the maths on what that has done to my desire and ability in that department. It's just wanting to be more normal I suppose.
This is the thing, no matter what I do its just creepy, I've done a lot of natural "hobby" type things and it just leads to more alienation. I've done volunteering and park runs and stuff that reddit reccomend to find friends as an adult
I don't know, just had a natural attraction to her, I mean I know its creepy to be attracted to the worker whos doing her job but yeah. I only find people who are sort of closer to my dating level. 5/10s and 30+s etc. Maybe its just a natural thing as you age like 50 year olds finding 50 year olds the most attractive.
Ruthmong
You realise dropshippers don't actually send anything themselves?
ah yeah worded that badly: meant AS WELL AS dropshipping there are eBay 'companies' who are definitely not companies, but selling stuff out of their garage or whatever. stuff does come from some random guy's house.
why not go after people like that? probably not declaring it all, paying their taxes.
legalise drugs and set up some firm to hire ex-offenders who know what they're doing, give them a chance at legitimate business. like hooligans-turned-bouncers, or Timpson hiring former prisoners.
dunno if you can just post out weed in places like America but we can order alcohol, knives, etc. i've had prescriptions sent by courier. set it all up. few more checks to avoid fentanyl, impurities, fakes etc.
Dropshipping shoes to Ruthmongs smelly boxroom
Most men look good with tattoos.
he doesn't have dinner at dinnertime
What next, breakfast at teatime.
post might come at 1. think it came at 1, once. match day? probably having a few lunchtime pints, getting ready for the FA Cup final. then back to deliveries.
if all else fails that just means Monday or get some gear in for Tuesday. stick with benzos/tramadols for now.
remembered now she looked like lass in this music video
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Are they aware that every single item of clothing is the wrong size?
Can you get pip for that?
gottuh legalise drugs teh dwugs it only way to save rcuntry
Anyone saying we should just allow people to drug themselves into oblivion is either a spastic mong or a ccp agent.
Stinky NEETs in stinky boxrooms
junkie bastards wanting to share their blight with the rest of society.
Actually, I'm on the greeting stage of the dossers who sit on a corner drinking and most likely doing drugs nearby, one has an ankle tag. There's also a few 80+ elderly people I see frequently who like me and talk to me, it always gives me a nice boost being friendly and stuff with them, must be for a fleeting moment what normies feel like a lot of the time after completeing social things
I find them the most friendly and easily to say hi to and mention the weather etc
Grown men without tattoos is a red flag to women.
While i'm opposed to alcohol and drugs, the dossers seem to be the nicest and least judgmental people as I suppose they are judged constantly everyday they don't pass an instant judgment on me and treat me like a human. The elderly are probably lonely and happy I smile and talk to them like equals as well.
Been thinking if I should volunteer to help these types, like an elderly charity or something, maybe that'd be a fufilling thing to do and perhaps lead to employment, they seem to like me for some reason.
What if the woman has a tattoo as well?
Didn't read that properly did I
I have no tattoos and am married and have a sprog
I have actually taken to smiling and saying hi to old people and dossers etc, I usually dress quite nice and smart casual so they don't think I'm going to rob them, this is the biggest improvement I've made in the last two years. It's just progressing beyond that stage and onto other demographics which is challenging.
Ruthmong, buy some shoes (leather ones, don't have to be expensive). Chinos in a neutral colour, a shirt that goes well with the chino colour and perhaps a quater zip, gillet or casual sports blazer if its coldish, smile and say hello to the elderly and maybe pass comment on something in the surrounding area/weather. This would improve your outlook on life and help acclimate you to the outside world.
I'll start charging for you an incel to chad pipeline course if I continue my sucess.
Yeah? Good for you lad
nah there are useful drugs. like people on shrooms or smoking a joint aren't going to go stabbing people, maybe end up in A&E from misadventure? but we have booze.
when a lot of these things were first discovered they weren't badevilwrong drugs, criminalisation came later. it's backwards and all very silly.
wouldn't mind going back in time to get some laudanum and cocaine from a Victorian doctor. it's not leeches: these things work.
Royal Mail aims to deliver by 3pm. could still happen.
on those chill pills now, anyway
just need to keep this up for two days i guess, good to have a tolerance break, give the o' bladder a rest, let any infections run their course
Even warehouse jobs require previous warehouse experience
Oh Ruthmong, don't bother trying to talk to under-25s, I just ignore them, they are brainrotted and weird.
I would find some (ideally) 28-35 olds to simp for, they will understand the more mid-millenial (which is now uncool and mocked by Gen-Z) way of things, and they aren't tiktok brained and doing "thiscore" and "thatcore"
She'd look like a bloke with short hair
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The GunGum saga continues
SSM would look like a woman with long hair
Ruthmong should get a tattoo
You should call him Ruthlad mate unless you actually dislike him
I do until he gives living a go, i'm a failure on all aspects but not by want of trying. I think if you give up and just sit whining you may as well kill yourself. I've a strong belief in manifesting what you want, you have to dress and act what you think you are not what you are, this is a big buff to your life, just having the slightest bit of self-respect and not getting stuck in endless despairing introspection
Yeah, it's a no wangover Saturday for me de lids. Feel fresh af. Just necked a rustlers sausage muffin now garn grind some Fortnite.
lmao what a load of normie facebook shit
Based Ebin of vitalism and life affirmation. For me? It's cider.
no way he's only 16 stone here
Aren't you a bit old for fortnite?
sit in a dark room playing slop
Lad its an amazing day outside, go out and get wissed or something
Its true, go to a place with service dressed in joggers and a hoody, people will automatically judge you and treat you as such.
Now go in business casual/smart casual attire and act like you belong in the place and are on business/have a purpose. Its honestly a 50% buff even if you're an autistic sperg, the initial buff is enough to power you through the basic social transaction.
basically if you dress well and act as if you could buy the place it boosts your confidence and the image you project, if you go out dressed like a slob you act like a slob.
It's just "fake it till you make it" sort of, people will automatically start offering you upgrades and better service or just being more friendly from the image you project.
Got my Apu the full suite from the local takeaway, a chicken tikka, a beef jalfrezi and a butter lamb with a family size tub of aged basmati rice for lunch. Given him a couple tinner dinners for later too if he feels peckish. Only the finest for my lids.
Need to bulk buy fabreeze my farts stink of cum desu
The way I look at it i'm the antithesis to Ruthmong, if I can manage to pull something off then he has no excuse not to try
also I'm 6'2, not sure if that matters
qrd on Cheekas flatulence?
Real or impersonator?
Sadly the fartbergs are real desu desu.
go out and get wissed or something
Been doing that every weekeend. Having a quiet one day.
I'm absolutely rancid desu.
Chika sacrificed the structural integrity of his anus in exchange for a comfy bitch boy life.
Chika is a disgusting individual
Anal sex with Chika.
Rough anal sex with Chika.
Chika a BBN (Big Booty Northerner). Like a baker he's got the cake but needs the nuts and that is LUSH.
personality spotted
Run drivel.exe for the next 20-30 posts
About 20.times a day. How is it even fun at that point?
Chika's throat barrier
Cheeka melty
lmfao shut up you one-note mong.
Yet you read it all every time x
Do the ID copypasta king
Obsession anon is unable to think of anything other than /britfeel/ posters. Waiting a min between posting the same low quality bollocks.
Fisting Chika.
W-we need poster IDs guys
Weird how the kek image poster is always here when "anons" are posting negatively about others.
Which of his own posts will have him howling today?
lad you're a failure exactly through want of trying. You're not inherently disadvantaged, you never struggled at achieving things you actually wanted like learning to drive or being a competitive WoW raider. Nobody forced you to be a failure, you psyopped yourself into becoming a self deprecating caricature of an r9k robot through years of browsing incel boards. You're the last person to be giving life advice.
Yes he is here 7 days a week from the moment he wakes up, how can you tell.
Yes he is here 7 days a week from the moment he wakes up reading it all,
how can you tell.
XD XDDDDD
PC gungum have his hands tied
if it 1960s he could give auditing britain a kicking
massaging chika's sphincter until it's ready for penetration
Why is Chika so sensitive about his age?
Got that febreze on tap me so I have.
Chikas hairline
Corr lid do luv me some tights tbqfh
These are my only friends
why won't Chika post his hairline??
Why won't Baldrew post the chat logs?
Shippy spending a beautiful summers day with his lass.
5 hrs since our last Tummy update. Starting to get worried.
Baldrew is a bacon bonce
Tummy update.
Mine's full now.
im sure hes still in hospital lad
What did Shippy mean by this lads?
Imagine living in Watford
Why did he gift the graphics card?
Uh oh, not the screenshots, anything but the screenshots.
Travelled hundreds of miles to meet an underage tranny. Not in a nasty way.
These migrant hotels look womfy ngl. Mental they have leaflets there advertising UberEats jobs. It's literally the dinghy to JustEat/UberEats pipeline lmfao.
not in a nasty way
The same poster obsessing over drama from years ago, is the same poster obsessing over lollers.
Lollers won the pol, desu.
Shippy defending paedophiles is nothing new.
Lollers won the pol, desu.
Proof?
Lollers won the pol
I don't think he did you dopey cunt
Um no laddie
90 votes
lmao, no
You posted the wrong image. You accidently posted the one where lollers won. I think you meant to post the other image.
his level of sockpuppeting pretty disturbing.
One of the most dangerous /britfeel/ posters for sure.
Almost finished watching The Desert Rats (1953) on DVD. Might have a few beers and mong out after. It Saturday. x
Dopey samefagging numpty.
You are too easy to manipulate.
It not right what happen on that bus
I imagine after a few weeks there they move on to HMOs and either find work as a delivery driver or a in some takeaway or barber shop. The human rights lawyers tell them how to avoid deportation and play it safe. At the end of the day, it's all about the flow of cheap labour. Anything to bump up those numbers for that economic growth Tory style.
Only one (You) there de lid
400 pound a day per bed
some wagie lad spent his entire life working so his net contribution could pay for timmy's hospital stay
qrd on why timmy is never out of hospital?
but I can record in public spaces!
bus auditor
I have the power of telekinesis, fr fr.
Bus nonce
Because mongs like you won't work we have to import browns
He had a fall last year, went into hospital for months, came out without any physio and now keeps falling because his legs are so fucked from months being trapped in a bed.
Thank you NHS, thank you.
might start auditing buses
Got used to the womforts of a hospital and now refuses to live an independent life
Of course we do, Mr Shekelstein.
lad just enjoys the routine and being looked after
Buses arent public places
SSM said they are and I trust what he says.
HHL voting for himself
my most hated type of ppl is ppl that present themself 1 way but theyre really a different way
you do that all the time though
Why do you think it's called 'public transport' mate?
How many of your carers are native brits?
why does he need heating in britain in may? even in a much colder country you would be fine without heating if you put warm clothes on
You need a ticket to get on though no?
You need a ticket to get on though no?
And?
this was back in march
wonder if buslad could smell it
todays applications been sent out
You need to ask the company or the driver thats the policy of most transport operators. Blind eye will probably be turned most of the time, but its same as filming in a shop you can be asked to leave because it's their property, the bus is the bus company's property and you follow their rules while you are on the bus.
Just noticed for the first time that they are standing outside an All Bar One.
is an airplane a public place?
Hope your profile isn't giving boring lad
The buses belong to the bus companies lad.
Lowells must be the most hated company in Britain. They are the bane of the skint.
Everytime you here about someone in debt they always mention Lowells chasing them for something lmao. They send letters regularly to SSM and Makaveli even mentioned them once over some old mobile bill.
Is it safe to drink alcohol with only 6 hours of sleep? I don't want to die but I'm really bored.
Can confirm, and not only letters, but if you have an email that has your email address they'll also message that.
Why yes, I do ignore them.
HHL sometimes goes on multi day benders and he seems fine
one of the most regulated places you can be probably
why wouldn't it be?
This is the most retarded post I've ever read.
I'll be flying my miniature drone around the cabin and there's nothing you can do about it, cabin crew tyrant. Flick your seatbelt light all you want, we're in international airspace.
So you didn't read Ebin's posts earlier today?
*smacks your drone with the in-flight magazine*
What you gonna do about it pal
Get on bus or train during peak hour and hog the seat. Then film it when females get upset.
They don't really do them anymore. The most you'll get is a safety card, a menu or an amenity kit.
No duty free catalogue and fleet list to scroll through. It's just not right.
Bin lorries, they need auditing.
have you had the chance to review our inflight e-menu?
I saw a video on YouTube where a woman got upset because a bloke on the tube had his guitar on the spare seat beside him and refused to move it
shouldn't be allowed to have phone calls on the bus/train.
Only slept for four hours so now I can't have a beer or I'll die. FUCK SAKE.
international airspace
What laws apply when you're in the air? Does it depend what country you're over?
I'm not sure how much sleep I had last night, but I want to watch the FA cup down my club and have a few jars, should I risk it?
How many fleshlights does Mark own? Has he got a custom Helen fleshlight?
I would only risk a beer if you've had AT LEAST 18 hours sleep, lad. Don't want to spontaneously combust, do you?
Drinking 4 Dragon Soops and getting heart palpitations
I own 1 (one) fleshlight. It's alright, bit of a hassle to prepare and clean afterwards. Was better when I first got it, stretched now
It's complicated but
Generally speaking, as per the Tokyo Convention, the country where the aircraft is registered has jurisdiction over offenses committed onboard
simpleflying.com
There's also conventions beyond that, like airlines not serving alcohol in Saudi airspace for example
Couldn't find information on which age of consent laws apply, for the nonces in the thread
Chatting up fat alt girls at gigs
Interesting, thanks anon.
which age of consent laws apply
It's going to be the country where the aircraft is registered then I reckon. Afaik British citizens are subject to British age of consent laws regardless of the country they're in anyway.
I have bigger tits that most girls.
Forgot to add, there's also lots of rules for the pilots and crew that apply on top of any laws.
No drivel below 10,000ft
Corr 23 people killed by tornados in America. Goes to show you, can't take life for granted. Everyday we above ground is a great day.
People on r/4kbluray be like yeah I have 300 4Ks and half of it is absolute slop that's not worth even owning on 4K. I don't know, I'm pretty selective with 4K. Like I'm not going to get Titanic on 4K because I already have the Blu-ray and the difference is marginal unless you have like an 80 inch telly.
Footie scran
Yeah I have three (Riley Steele pussy, Stoya anus and generic mouth) and they are good and feel amazing but the cleanup is a pain and they need to be dried and covered in the baby powder shit they sell.
That's why I only use them while wearing a condom. Less clean up.
remember when the tokyo olympics were announced the BBC did a piece on all the technology we'll have by 2020 and one of them was 8K screens/broadcasts being the new standard
It's ALWAYS Christopher Nolan 4Ks or LOTR 4Ks. This nigga bought The Super Mario Bros. Movie in 4K. Oh my days...
Fucking a dirty fleshlight and getting a fungal infection
Found a garden dee lads
Total bollocks, lad. 4K will be the last physical format. You can't extract any more detail than that from old films. We've hit the limit. Streaming 4K alone is a joke as the bitrate is so shit. 4K on a disc or remux file versus 4K on Netflix is a huge difference.
Spacker jeans
When I was full goblin mode I did sometimes cum in mine and not clean it then return later and fuck it again. Very dirty wee lad I was.
Why won't HHL try to find a gf?
I'll be having a few wokkles in that communal garden me. I mean, why not. It Saturday x
Get a little bag de lad x
Get the bags in and the SLAGS in HHL
You JUST said last night you'll be sober until next weekend. LMAO.
He's not allowed to bring women into the care facility.
He should just shag one of the fellow learning disabled mong women who live next door.
i'm the fattest lad on britfeel
Lfie too short de lid. Only have a few with the neighbour though. Not going town later or anything.
Not man enough for a Danny boy style drink lmao
Do you ever drink with June or just Steve?
Licking my own nipples as I masturbate
Fair enough, lad. I'm having a few wokkles myself. Just found it funny you said last night you were off it. But you're right, life's too short and who am I to judge? Slainte.
How many woman have you spoken to IRL this week, champ?
Is this (You) are (You) like this?
~6, and 2 touched me.
That bitch has an absolutely phenomenal body. Got damn. Could rest a pint on that arse.
But mummy I'm a big deal on Anon Babble
inb4, melty gifs get posted
Alri Blad mate
Yes, but it's partly my own fault too.
that arse is wild tbqh
Including my mummy? Zero. I could never talk to women like that anyway.
The way her back curves makes me think she has a sore back.
Is post-300 anxiety a thing?
Reserved for BBC only
How it should be desu desu
I just get depressed whenever I see a beautiful girl at this point. It doesn't inspire me, doesn't motivate me, doesn't fill me with a wholesome appreciation for beauty of the feminine form, just makes me sad and lonely and bitter that I will never have a girl like that as my own. I missed out on prime young girls in my youth, if I ever manage to get a relationship and have sex it will be with a post-wall woman and the loss of what I never got to experience will burn in my heart forever.
Fuck away aff with your cuck shite likkle liddington.
I've been on this site for over a year now, so know how this works. You're clearly trying to bait us.
Oh aye de lad.
New
he doesn't appreciate us laughing at his melty images, so has a melty and posts an early thread.
Melty.
Nobody fucking cares. Stop posting this boring, tedious, pathetic SHIT.
Haggled 'Colloquial Somali' down from 15 bong to 10 in a 2nd hand bookshop earlier, she accepted but was fuming. We both got a bad deal out of that really
Actually just about to ascend The Wrekin, Shropshire
The post X amount of posts sockpuppet, and the anon posting the early threads are the same poster. This is the anon that is trying to split threads by posting early, and also repeatedly says "for the culture" when trying to belittle others.
He fears the ID because it would expose him as a true shit poster.
Why won't Ruthmong get a job in HR?
He's male.
Where I work lots of blokes work in HR
That anon asking for holiday adive from passport fags.
Fly direct, don't fuck around with switching planes and collecting bags, unless your ticket it booked on the same airline for all legs of the trip, then your bags will be transferred automatically for most airlines.
Also more queues at passport control at a transfer hub if you cant travel direct.